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New Year's Greetings, From North Korea's Airborne Leader
It appears that when North Korea's Kim Jong-un isn't personally hacking Sony Pictures' 40-some firewalls, he is busy flying planes.
In the video, which was released as part of the country's New Year's Day celebrations, the fearless Kim can be seen looking through paperwork as he makes preflight checks before apparently taking control of the aircraft. According to the Telegraph, Kim piloted the plane and landed it by himself as two assistants sat next to him.
Now if it was also revealed that Kim had moonlighted as a pilot for Malaysia Airlines or AirAsia, two of 2014's unexplained mysteries would be closed.
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Isn't he just dreamy..
crear for randing
http://www.philiacband.com/propaganda.html
Mission Accomprished
and the best we see obama can do is lift girly-weights and golf like a true nerd
then we have cameron, whom we see nothing of because he doesnt want to be seen in public in his tutu and stockings
After calling Barry a monkey, I kinda like this fat ass douchebag.
Hmmm. Needs a better copilot.
May I suggest, Barry Hussein Obola?
I look forward to the release of the video featuring he and his henchmen in full uniform going 'gangnam style'.
That's not Kim Jong-un. Thats the North Korean inflatable autopilot.
It beats the shit out of golf. Need I say more?
Geez. If Dennis Rodman were his co-pilot imagine the slam dunk that bird could do.
Did they have to raise the overhead panel to accommodate the freaky ‘do?
Extenders on the rudder pedals?
Kiddie cushion for the seat so he could see out the windows?
He landed that jet just after he golfed a perfect par on 36 holes, bowled a 300 and slam-dunked a b-ball on a regulation hoop.
It's too bad he burned up a years worth' of NK jet fuel in that little puddle skip...
^.^
And the lady doing the commentary...,
Every word an orgasm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7uh4NAeXrE
If they were trying to make a convincing argument about him piloting the aircraft, then they should have shown him in the pilot's seat, not the co-pilot's seat.
Antonov should really get away from that Porta-Potty blue for their instrument panels. Why don't they hire some gay guys to design them?
You can pilot from the left or right although the left is traditional... I liked how the real pilot had his hand blocking the throttle quadrant during takeoff so Kim couldn't accidentally pull the power.
Bet he learned this from that flight simulator to Diego Garcia.
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"Now if it was also revealed that Kim had moonlighted as a pilot for Malaysia Airlines or AirAsia..."
....Cause Malaysia is right next to, and just like North Korea.....? WTF?
Exerrent. And as we all know; airplanes sometimes have mechanical failures and "crashes"; which are often "un-explained". We can always hope.
He has hired Putin's PR man. Feisty upstart!
Not obama's ?
Ground Control To Major Jong,
Ground Control To Major Jong ...
OK, putin up with Putin's manboobs is one thing, but having that North Korean midget fire hydrant take off his shirt would really be too much.
But can he fry the prwain shirtless?
Complete with patriotic, celebratory martial music!
However I did notice someones fingernails tearing holes in the back of his seat and his "co-pilot" adjusting his air speed in landing, comrade.
Looks like his dogs will eat well again because of this insult to his aviation prowess!!!
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Half his country is starving and he's out flying...
It's too bad the CIA doesn't buy 30 sea cans of dollar store candies and millions of down with Kum Un decals.. Hire the south koreans to label the candies up and inflate the cross-border balloons with candy care packages..
half of his country starving yet ? Please share your information source .
"The Interview"
I rented it last night - pretty good movie. Movie said half the NK is starving and they had a fake grocery store -
Must be true -
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You either starve or you dont. You cant spend decades starving to death.
You either starve or you dont. You cant spend decades starving to death.
You must not eat an American diet. Not only can you starve for decades (http://www.hungryforchange.tv/article/overfed-and-starving-to-death), but you can get skinny fat on it too. http://time.com/14407/the-hidden-dangers-of-skinny-fat/
Excellent point, MsCreant; and one which more people should heed. The quality of what you eat is probably more important than the quantity. McDonalds' blimps are not well fed.
Where's the jihadi pilot when you need one?
The USSA's Dear Leader is smoking pot in Hawaii.
Choom Force One?
Dear leader is smoking Michael's Steeley Dan too.
"The Aircraft was fueled with the tears of North Korean children..."
Whereas we fuel our Airforce One with the blood of taxpaying Americans.
and with blood of dead people who got in between usa democracy mission .
Still doesn't beat a topless Putin riding a horse like a boss to go for a bout of bear-wrestling.
Kimmy would need a bra.
That ain't shit Kim...USA Dicktator was riding a bicycle!
Can't beat Bra Obama:
http://quincyjournal.com/the-strawman-cometh/2013/08/31/strawman-decisio...
If only WWE had these guys in a wrestling match.. Kim Un and Putin could tag team with Obama and maybe Fat Harper on the other side.. It'd be priceless..
I'd rather Putin against the other three all at once. I think he could handle it without any problem.
Fearress Reader!
That is NOT PC, Ms.
Ru needie spankie!
How PC is this?...
More to the point... :>D
NK ICBMs need pilots
Look Ma, no seat belt.
$10M A/C and a $10.00 headset.
Does airtraffic control sound like that lady talking too?
Tsar Bomba for the Sony accusations?
Tsar Bomba was detuned to prevent the plane that dropped it from getting toasted and also to avoid excessive fallout. One of the cleanest fusion bombs ever exploded. Have a great year Yen.
Can you imagine 100 megaton airburst Ralph? The Marshal Island tests completely destroyed Islets(small islands)
Craters 100-200 feet deep and close to a mile wide! The flash could be seen from several hundred miles away.
I'm being conservative with my estimates.
YouTube has a lot of declassified government films of the H-Bomb tests in the Pacific which are very interesting. I liked the Castle Bravo test where they decided to play around with Lithium-7 and ended up losing a lot of test gear and photographic equipment because the yield was increased dramatically and they weren't expecting it. Oops.
Both sides were still working out what detonation altitudes gave the most bang for the buck. A lot depends on the type of terrain the bomb is dropped on. The Soviets were at the weight limit of what could be air-dropped and the Tsar Bomba test showed that huge bombs weren't as practical as easier to manage but equally devastating smaller versions that could still destroy entire cities.
Ralph I really enjoy your posts, because you are smart, and do your home work.
Have a look at this schematic
At least they could get the thing on a plane and managed to take off with it. Our first fusion bombs looked like small chemical plants with cryogenic cooling for the liquid deuterium. Informed sources are saying that fusion bombs are now possible without using a small fission bomb to get things started. There's probably an App for that where you dial in the required yield and specify desired blast effects, concentration of X-rays, size of fireball etc. Designer nukes are here and have been used around the world without much notice since you can now tune the devices to produce hardly noticeable detonations and get concentrated radiation effects to destroy large steel structures like ships, bridges, underground bunkers and (cough) skyscrapers.
Do you have more information about how they could start a fusion bomb without a fission one?
I ask because my own informed sources think they are doing it with the help of a small Z-machine feeded by a Sakarhov generator.
The Z-machine reached temperatures of over 3 billions degrees in 2006. The machine is big because of the giant capacitor needed to produce the millions of Amp needed to shoot it. http://www.livescience.com/614-record-set-hottest-temperature-earth-3-6-...
BUT, a Sakarhov generator can produce as much Amp with a much much more compact device: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_pumped_flux_compression_genera...
The beauty of being able to make a fusion nuke without a fission nuke to start it is that you effectivly have a radioactive less nuke..
No, I don't have any info or links on that. A lot of info is being leaked in retaliation for sanctions and the US acting in general like the World Police. I would think any details on how this is done would be highly classified. Also, a lot of it is speculation based on people connecting the dots like you are doing.
These are very interesting links you provided. I think there would still be some residual reaction products but nothing like a conventional fission bomb. One statement made that's easy to remember is that any explosion resulting in a crater 10 feet deep or greater was probably made by some kind of nuclear device.
The temperature they reached is so high that they could be using aneutronic reaction for their fussion device. Therefor, no radioactivity at all would be produced. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneutronic_fusion )
You comment on the crater size is interesting. I would also check for the presence of helium right after the blast.
"One statement made that's easy to remember is that any explosion resulting in a crater 10 feet deep or greater was probably made by some kind of nuclear device."
That statement should be immediately flushed.
It is quite easy to create craters much greater than 10 feet deep using just fuel oil and ammonium nitrate.
Crater depth has NOTHING to do with nuclear, it's all about energy.
THIMK!
If you use over 6 tons of AmFo you can start to make craters. We were discussing specially designed nuclear devices that aren't as obvious as a big-ass truck bomb which can be a lot smaller than a Ryder rental truck.
Thanx Ralph, you are correct.
How much smaller than a Ryder would be the nuke?
When I say smaller, I mean in terms of recognition from rad detection devices?
See what I'm getting at?
These new ones don't have a fission bomb as a detonator so they can't be detected easily by rad detectors. They have a lot less shielding so they can be smaller. As far as size, it depends on yield and if you want "special effects". From what I am reading, they can be suitcase sized. Some of the big ones have "add-ons" like iron oxide packing and end up as large as the Nagasaki bomb in size.
Post detonation soil samples should have all kinds of stuff that shouldn't be there if a regular thermobaric device was used. Since there is a minimal fireball at detonation time, it's still extremely hot, a lot hotter than chemical reactions. Air bursts aside, it's difficult to get away with using these things without forming a crater due to the heat. That's why investigators are starting to come up with new tests to see if these things have been used in those cases where the evidence doesn't make sense. We never hear the results of these tests of course since nobody wants a nuclear cat getting out of the bag and onto the Evening News.
So much for Calniggula on a bike.
best one I have seen in a while thanks
Propaganda is as propaganda does
South Korea Looks For Reunification With North Korea – Ryoo Kihl-jae
South Korea Proposes Talks With North Korea on Reunification…….Told Ya
And representatives from both countries have been in Moscow for talks about a gas pipeline. Sounds like a good incentive for Nork and Sork to make nice.
OK it's certain then - these guys are the ones who DoS Sony's website
What is that things he's "flying"? It looks like some kind of minivan or maybe an old Volkswagen bus camper van.
Yeah, those windows are not at all right, nor is the control panel.
I was thinking maybe a coast guard harbor boat, with the rest a blue screen?
Some ting not kosher here.
AN-148. Not all airliners are Boeings and Airbuses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-148
Watch the 'co-pilot' - Dear Leader is clearly just along for the ride. Sort of like our guy in the Oval Office.
Well, at least our guy really does play golf.............. Or does he? Hmmmmmm.
This is why I don't watch the news or television. Who cares?
Good job getting "air time" so to speak. Maybe one day we'll see a picture of someone reading a book someday.
Those are good reasons... Unfortunately you have to "on occasion" see what the banter is about.
Wonder if the guy can even drive a car, let alone a jet.
All propaganda.
nothing like the shit we have to put up with from our UK, US and EU governments, huh?
Propaganda is merely a method. Behind the various methods lie motive.
"The heart of Man".
Flaws in human nature (corruption) are being exploited.
Same as it ever was.
What a hack.
Two key questions:
(a) Just how far did they have to push the pilot seat back so that tubby could fit?
(b) Are they paying royalties to the copyright holders of the music which apparently was pinched from News Of The World reels from the 1940s?
Clearly training for "make believe" is needed
Hollywood Cabal dept is accepting enrollment for 2015
Wonder if those famous pilots "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk"
were along for the ride...
I'm told that Kim's best friend "Dum Gai" tagged along too, but had a minor accident and yelled out "Ai Bang Mai Ni".
LoL , Dim Sum TUDAY? rUFF rUFF.
That's nothing. We should show Oboner playing golf and then getting boned in the ass by Manchelle.
He was flying this as much as my 2 year old piloted Dumbo in Disneyworld
How thick were the blocks on the pedals?
I love how his hair is perfectly coiffed with the headset. Lol! He looks confused, shocker. Clearly his "co-pilot" has got this one...
Happy New Year to you as well Kim.
Calefur loundeye, I have a prane and know how to use it.
PIGS CAN FLY !
OINK OINK cleared for take off?
He can fly that jet just like my dog can drive my car.
This isn't a joke!
http://www.gizmag.com/windowless-cockpit-airbus/32816/
Major Kim Kong Jong. yeeeaaaahaaaaa
Kim Jong Il is a highly cultivated vehicle of western establishment. He has more education than ten of us combined, fool.
He speaks English like a pimp. He speaks German like a professor. He speaks French, like a professor.
Your - Our - government made him, to suppress us.
Are you clear?
He has got to be their hero.
Imagine when the bilderbergers get together at bohemian grove to party naked with hookers and blow....
and who shows up? Kim Jong Un!
Now that guy really knows how to treat the peasants.
We can learn a lot from him.
Lets go throw another baby to the giant owl.
Like Cuba, Israel and the globalist's international sex slave, political blackmail and proles orthodoxy conditioning services @ Vatican City, PRK provides useful services to their NWO allies. The primary population control tactic of all tyrants is massive misdirection: blame somebody far away for everything. If there were no Axis of Blame Somebody Far Away For Everything, they would have made one. Satan's makeover...
If PRK was really a threat China would have repo-ed the real estate long ago. It has been useful to the global quacks. Just like Cuba. Just like Israel.
IMO what would be in the best interest of PRK would be to reunite with ROK. The example is Germany. Everybody bitched but in the end west Germany found investment opportunities in east Germany and both sides prospered, without surrending one bit of real power to the proles, scamming the UN and neighboring countries for free shit and one sided treaties. Just like Israel.
If the US closed its bases in ROK, the peace process in the region would escalate toot sweet. Anything can happen... I can dream, can't I? Odd that Albright, Gore, Clinton, the FBI, CIA, Knights of Malta, Mormons and NSA haven't lifted their snouts from scenic grisly west Persia to add this to the TPP negotiations. Assholes.
hey George Bush was almost a combat pilot, until he went AWOL
He was a Naval Aviator and flew F6-F's against the Japs and was shot down.
Fortunately he was picked up by a US sub. So he was a.combat pilot.
I can remember when I was a kid seeing his campaign flyers when he ran to be our Congressman.
You're talking about HW. He's talking about W, or Jr.
He's flying to Vegas to play brakwrak.
I am beginning to think that if Alfred E. Newman were to be a presidential candidate on the ballot representing a political party, the Mad Party, he would win by a landslide.
Anybody ever see the video of presidential candidate Obama on the campaign trail at party gatherings speak to rally the crowd, losing his train of thought then begin to babble?
It's out there.
Look at Kim Junk None flying that plane. Bet it took a crane to get him in and out of that seat. Prolly built the plane around him.
N. Korea version
Caller : Hellah
911 Operator: Sun Ting Wong ?
Caller: Wi Tu Lo
911 Operator: Ho Lee Fuk, ur fuk
Thank you for frying with us, We hope you had a very nice fright.
He may be flying but every inch of the way is covered with a 5,000' high mat of goose feathers [plucked by peasants] in case of plane failure....Fearless leader is no dummy!.....Happy Landings - one way or another....
If Obama can pretend to be a President, it is ok for the N. Korean leader to pretend he can fly. At least Kim Jong sat in the pilots chair, which is more than Obama ever did.
Now I do believe in evolution - chimps descended from this missing link....
Clever editing. I doubt he could land the plane by himself.
Tru dat. Short final and he's looking around the cockpit?
Our dear leader flies from one golf couse to another.... I'm so proud!
Say what you will about NK,(and right now you'd be right) but whoever in the future can open that nation up AND channel the 'Ant Colony' mentality will probably be at the forefront of a historic economic boom...
Hey, give these folks a few extra meals, some education and opportunity, and ya'll better get out of the way...