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WB,
thisn's superlative!
may i suggest a title?...thanks, WB7.
"the mouse that gored."
this is all so very amusing. these men feasting at the teet of power expend so many resources, energies and stratagems to defend against all enemies -- both foreign and domestic -- but against inanimate household objects they are hapless victims. we've got mullahs & terrorists plottin against our 'leaders' and gee-dubya-bush is nearly done in by a pretzel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXCr9OCNHgk
and now, harry reid is savaged by his gazelle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyK-3Em8__c
allow janus to give all of congress some friendly advice for coping with the perils that surround:
1) whenever you bathe, it is a good idea to surround the tub with as many electrical devices as can fit on its rim.
2) if you smell gas, just ignore it.
3) whenever you see the words "do not eat", forget that shit -- dig in! they're just trying to keep you from an exquisite gastronomic pleasure.
4) always run with scissors...sprint if you can.
5) in case of a grease fire, use lots and lots of water...failing that, just toss the grease around the kitchen -- you've got to spread a grease fire before you can snuff it.
6) anybody that ever told you not to play with matches is a liar! match-play is some kinda fun, especially when you add petrol to the mix.
7) it is impossible to overload a circuit.
8) when you see a dog frothing at the mouth and acting erratic, just give it lots of love and affection. pet that wild-eyed pooch and cuddle it gently.
9) only a sissy would unload his firearm before cleaning it.
10) when your propane bbq won't ignite, stick your ear right on the grill, listen for the hiss and keep popping the sparker. and if you use briquettes, gasoline is a suitable substitution for lighter fluid.
11) in the event of an electrical storm, get to the highest point and grab hold of something metallic.
12) never look any direction before crossing the street.
13) every berry on every bush in the wild is good for food; particularly those that are bright and small and smell awful.
14) never use power-tools unless you've first consumed a fifth of something 90 proof.
15) if you receive a package with no return address that's unusually heavy and has a few oil stains...open it quickly in the company of family. it's probably from your secret santa, and he wants you to be happy.
merry xmas,
janus
Cops turn their backs on DeBlasio, again...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2015/01/04/mourners-gather-for-funeral-of-second-nypd-officer-killed-in-ambush/
....oh man, this is gettin good.
"Defying a request from Police Commissioner William Bratton, the strident display of protest began as Mayor Bill de Blasio took the podium at the Aievoli Funeral Home in Brooklyn to eulogize Detective Wenjian Liu, reinforcing entrenched feelings of hostility that have gripped the department in the weeks since Liu and Detective Rafael Ramos were fatally shot without warning on a Brooklyn street."
In a memo read at roll calls Friday and Saturday, Bratton urged officers to avoid making political statements during Liu’s funeral.
“A hero’s funeral is about grieving, not grievance,” the memo said. “I issue no mandates, and I make no threats of discipline, but I remind you that when you don the uniform of this department, you are bound by the tradition, honor and decency that go with it.”
So basically, fuck da boat of youz, we gotcha "political statements" and "decency" hangin right heeeya...lol.
oh, yes, my brother...and it's a-gonna git lots & lots bettah!
Much better ;-)
Did the hamster escape from its cage or from Harry Reid's ass?
So, Harry was beaten up by a 14-yr old male sex slave? Hilarious!
an icicle fell off the roof, and hit me in the eye, and broke my glasses... [/ralphie]
If a tree fell on Harry Scumbucket in the wilderness would he "make a sound"?
Would anyone care?
Just saying...
It is important for a corrupt self important fascist shithead like this to know there are people who couldn't give a flying fuck about his well being.
I agree wholeheartedly. I was sorry to hear that whatever really fucked up Harry Reid didn't finish him off. When they sort out the underhanded, evil, and crooked bastards- Harry will be the point man.
Thanks William for another fantastic piece of art. I should tell you that more often.
You are right on William. Reid is a dink as most them are. 'self importnant" is accurate. You have a lot of friends William. We are always watching.
Well the picture above is of a man who appears quite proud of himself for stretching a spring, or should I say, to still be able to stretch a spring. And this makes his picture incredibly pathetic. No doubt he sent it to many aides and interns in the hopes of playing "hide the nazi" or some other fun game we all enjoy. However, one has to consider what is lurking in the dungeon of such a proud gent pictured. And this is a place I don't even want to go. It is evident that this is not news. For a man to break his face and ribs with such a gadget proves he is rotting away inside. When I was five or six I stretched a similar gadget from my feet with my hands. It sprang off my feet hit me in the face and chipped my tooth. I didn't cry. I didn't get in the papers. I realized then what a stupid thing I was and I discovered physics. Didn't tell my folks, even.
I'd expect more from a well educated diplomat representing a constituency in a state of the union. Obviously he has money for a personal trainer who is knowledgable of physiology. I think this is a cover story. It is absurd on its face. But whatever. He probably got too smart with his handler and got taught a lesson. Or he's a sick idiot. That's what happens when you get too big for your britches. I don't give a fuck. Sorry.
Perhaps he forgot his "safe" word. He is senile, you know.
Mein Kampf
http://dilbert.com/2015-01-01/
As a further lesson heres an explanation of propoganda:
The use of propoganda is meant to bring a complex issue to light via simpler means not through lies or deception but through images and language the "common" man might understand. To "propogandize" a lie is to simplify that lie in the same fashion and therefore becomes the ultimate poison, the ultimate lie.
The use of the word has become poisoned by the great liars, as with virtually all modern propoganda for the jews are masters of the art of "spin doctoring".
WB7 keep up the propoganda Kudos cartoons have always made the best "propoganda"
What happens in Vegas...
I'm BULLISH on Statist/Bankster Beatings!
However they occur.
I sincerely hope this triggers rectal cancer for Harry.
infinite compassion most definitely includes the
likes of one, h.reid. in the meanwhile, there are
the/his victims.
.
JUST MY IMAGINATION (1971)- THE TEMPTATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNgcYKNoE3I
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the guy is fine, he will sober up to claim his
next authoritative conquest and moar money for
re-election, then do the lying and bidding of
those corporate thugs.
Death to Traitors. Broken ribs are excruciatingly painful. Too bad they aren't contagious. That kind of pain reminds one what is most important.
@"...what is most important."
that must be breathing and all that
hangs/is associated off it.
she said, "they are infants, they don't
understand communication. some day they will."
Seriously one putrid human being this Reid fuck
d'MOUSE!!!
This much is certain: That mangled milk-livered weasel scrotum Reid is univerally loathed and despised in Zero Hedge Town...
Only hated more than John Boehner.....and that's saying a lot.
Police are still trying to identify the dozen, or so, midgets leaving the Honorable Reeds house shortly before the accident.
If all the pain in the entire universe was directed towards Harry, it would still be miniscule to the amount of pain he DESERVES to bear...
Did Nevada mafia beat his ass?
Possibly the Chinese mafia.....you do not deliver the Bundy Ranch and just skate.
Some big cats had plans for that place.....word is they're not to happy.
Thanks for the laugh.
Harry will be dealing with pain, suffering and death soon enough. He can consider his difficulties with exercise equipment a bit of practice, and it just might, conceivably, do him some good.
Brilliant rodent!
Vicodin wears off. At 2 days you up the dose to get the same relief. After 5 days no amount works. I recommend the Michael Jackson treament. If you are unconscious you don't feel it. So Harry, try the benzodiazepine.
So Harry, try the benzodiazepine.
and augment liberally with alcohol, ambien, morphine and a triple dose of the BP meds. i swear, harry reid, you'll sleep the sleep of the saints...you'll wake up feeling so refreshed -- think of this admixture as novocaine for the soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2whdGwK84Y
...after hours on the miracle mic,
janus
I forget, who was it that said "I broke the jaw of the wicked one"?
"I killed the bank!"
who is Andrew Jackson?
but our man from the cumberland plateau's Hermitage didn't go far enough.
i wanna hear, "I killed the bankers!...every last one of em."
now that's a man who'd win my vote.
janus
Now get back to work!!
Got too much lube on the exercise equipment. Mormon goats, shot from treadmills.
There have been questions in the LSD on why Harry hasn't been kicked out. The cynical members think it is because he "donates" an awful lot of money to specific bishops.
I was really starting to think that the Cosa Nostra Mobster Prick Harry Reid was 'untouchable'. i wonder who he pissed off THIS time (or, who managed to get to him). i never thought i would come to the conclusion that there ever was such a thing as a just and needed death for the benefit of all mankind (but in Reid's case, and certain others, I was hoping that complications while hospitalized might have gone badly, if you ken my meaning).
Fucker probably tripped on his pink fuzzy slippers while getting out of bed after a drug-induced stupor brought on by a night of orgiastic partying, like he does every fucking day, but he's 75 now, and his body can't tolerate the 'old days' quite so well. He should have remembered to pull up his panties, before trying to stand up, and not worried about the semen stains he would leave in them. Too cheap to buy the three-pack, I suppose.
..uh, don't you mean pull up his Depends?
At 75, Depends and panties have the same arousal factor, I suppose.
MY MISTAKE!
Banzai: The old guy broke his face and ribs: that's funny to you?
No matter what you think of the man (he is a crappy Democrat) your humour, in this instance, is rude, senseless, insensitive.
If you, God forbid, ever have a major physical accident would you appreciate being ridiculed?
I didn't think so.
So, you're a bundler for Harry, I take it?
I will tell you this much oudinot. I have done business with William over the last couple of years and he always delivers a quality product. He does what he says he will do. He is actually a very nice honest guy but no one ever said that I was the nicest guy because I am not here for that. I may be honest but that does not mean that I didn't read the paperwork. If Banzai's art is not the art that you want then just walk away.
In this case I hope the son of a bitch gets MRSA and rots to death. And I also 'fell' and broke a couple ribs just before Christmas...I'm hoping the sheer pain for a 75 year old is enough to kill him.
We are talking about a career politician here. One I would happily help hold the rope for.
Laughing at these phony officials is essential to reducing them to their true status...
people who give you no respect can expect no respect in return. this fucker(and the rest of them) are responsible for the slaughter of millions of people and the financial devastation of millions of americans. fuck him. too bad he didn't die.
Fark him. Too bad the old prickle didn't die. Would have been a great way to start the new year.
Old fossil bastards live forever anymore. Congress and the SC look worse than residents of a hospice. Retire or die, you old shits. Let some young blood in. Jeesh.
Now someone argue the founders intended for congress critters to be in office for life. And life now is aparantley 90 to 110.
"Would have been a great way to start the new year."
I have a collection of aged champaign for just such occations. One for Reid, One for Pelosi, Boehner, Hillary, so on...
"Let some young blood in."
Becareful for what you wish for. Behind ever Reid is even someone much worse. Example would be Barry.On the RNC side you have Jeb planning to run. In the end, this is how all empire ends, with ever more stupid, arrogant, narcissistic leaders, Much as Rome did near its end. This is because on narcissitics have the personality to become state heads. No sane\moral person would consider running, and the people want to believe the lies so bad that they vote for the narcissist that speaks the biggest, outrageous lies possible.
Not by a chance in hell you ass.
Harry fucking Reid should have been beaten to death with hammers 5 years ago.
This man is a menace, and an oligarch. His "story" is laughable, he fell on hs face drunk off his ass and this is the "cover story". This is the shit where "Karma" is a bitch.
Keep it up William!
We have a simple belief out here in Asia, its called karma, i.e. you get whats coming to you.
I have a fairly good estimation of how many innocent souls people like this scum sucking Vichycrat are responsible for murdering. I would say he has quite a bit more than a freak exercise accident coming to him.
Take your stupid observations to Huffington Post where they are joking that he will no longer be able to play guitar.
And yes, I am one of those who laughs every time a bankster jumps or catches throat cancer.
Finally, IMHO he would be equally as crappy if he called himself a Republican.
Rejoicing in another man's physical pain is not right in Asian religion, belief or any other belief; it is morally wrong, period.
Just because Huffington Post does it, or every other publication in the entire world does it , in every language, jokes the same way- it is still wrong and uncivilised. The bankers are but pawns or cogs in the corrupted system contr9lled by powers behind the curtain. Hating these pawns is seeing the trees but ignoring the forest.
Believing in 'karma' and rejoicing in another human's physical pain are two entirely different things.
As Plato/Socrates would say , 'rejoicing in another man's pain only hurts one's own soul'.