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Harry Reid Breaks Face Bones, Ribs After Exercise Equipment Glitch
While we await today's update of the Glorious Leader's Hawaiian vacation, here is an update from Nevada on the outgoing senate majority leader's health condition. From ABC:
Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid was injured today in an accident while exercising at his home in Henderson, Nevada.
According to a statement from the Nevada Senator's office, Reid was hurt after a piece of equipment he was using broke, which caused him to fall. He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face," but his doctors expect a full recovery.
Reid was first brought to St. Rose Dominican Hospital in Henderson, outside of Las Vegas, and was then transferred to University Medical Center in Las Vegas for further testing. He was "admitted overnight as a precaution."
Reid's office says the 75-year-old will return to Washington, DC this weekend and will be back in the office Tuesday when the 114th congress convenes.
We wish the Nevada senator a speedy recovery although we are confident that with John Kerry's "facial reconstruction doctor" available, and paid for with Reid's Obamacare insurance policy...
... Harry will be back and on that bike, so to say, in no time.
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The casino mobsters wouldn't even need to pay me. I would give a kidney to be the guy that beat the shit out of Harry Reid.
FUCK YOU, HARRY REID!!!
(first "Fuck You" of 2015???)
;-)
One would think spent fuel would be stored safely, underground, in a
dedicated facility in the Nevada desert, instead of in Fukushima-type
swimming pools around the USA.
rough sex with an alter boy?
AAAAAAAAAHHHH hahahahahahahahahaha!
2015 looks to be off to a flier! lol Lets hope we see more of em get pasted cameron and obummer by exersize equipt...superb!
Interesting Variation Of Nail Gun Story...
His Fucking Bike Chewed Him Up...
More like, "you haven't been doing a very good job Harry". Here is a reminder who is the BOSS!! Sounds to me like his handlers aren't very happy with him.
I think this story is cover for him getting drunk and falling down a flight of stairs on New Years eve.
Practicing a new pole dancing routine.
Well, we already knew we were in full banana republic mode. This is just another example. We watched in amazement when the brawls broke out in Ukraine's parliament. Now the same thing is happening in our own. Having the hurt put on the outgoing majority leader! Wow. This shit is incredible.
He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face"
He has ribs in his face?
FUCK YOU HARRY REID YOU POS!
Was this an assassination attempt?
Of course not, he'd be dead if it was.
Just someone sending a message. Obviously organized crime, because his involvement with the casino mob is well understood, but I like to fantasize that it was an enraged constituent.
Karma
A Harry Reid high on pain killers might just be more dangerous than one who is not.
I guess the horse head in the bed didn't work.
He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face,"
Jeez, how many times did this guy fall?
Sounds like he broke his ribs and face against the counter while taking it from behind from Obama.
Vielleicht Gott erwacht.
Maybe god is waking up;)
Well, it may not have been god, but it very well could have been instant Karma for this :
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/394509/harry-reid-hails-house-passa...
"Harry Reid Hails House Passage of Cromnibus "
I had no idea schadenfreude felt so good
Hahahahahaha...
I never heard of an exercise machine called "Guido".....
If I go to heaven after I die, maybe God would let me be joyful and see the celestial surveillance video of this one..
“The accident occurred when an elastic exercise band broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson. Reid struck some equipment as he fell, breaking multiple bones near his right eye.
As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs,”
and gee.. it could have been better if whatever he fell against was located next to a staircase.
When they said "Harry Reid" and "piece of exercise equipment" I immediately thought of the Sybian. Am I the only one?
What I find disturbing is the lack of manners around here on the part of all the ZHers. Here it is Hairy Rod apparently has the shit kicked out of him and all of you just jump on in and kick a man when he's down without anyone having the decency to thank those who did it to him.
From me and everyone else to the persons who perpetrated this heinous act, a heartfelt Thank You and we hope you have a wonderful New Year.
The Blog Accuracy police called and said to watch out. I said what's up. They said calling Dingy Harry a man is a misdemeanor and that if it happens again, they're gonna dump on the offender something fierce.
So I'm just trying to warn you ...
http://www.westernjournalism.com/exclusive-investigative-reports/harry-r...
He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face"
He has ribs in his face?
Reptilians don't have the same anatomy as us.
Here's a great clip of Harry Reid explaining how income taxes are 'voluntary':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7mRSI8yWwg
Best wishes, Harry- don't ever get well.
"Get away from that there dumbbell, Harry. You don't know nothing about machinery."
Is there somewhere we can donate..........to his attackers slush fund.
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Apparently something in Earth's atmosphere causes their chitinous armor to atrophy.
Fascinating.
Very nicely done.
Or, his wife beat him with a frying pan.
Forward (over the cliff)!
For sure it wasn't exercise equipment failure. That stuff is proved out 1,000 times over - think of the product liability.
Could be New Years Eve. Could also be that he is so old that he fell over tying his shoe laces.
I would rather go with the fighting off a nail gun attack theory.
Speaking of product liability, the Rev Al Sharpton just got some $200K out of the NYPD because he got stabbed at a pre-approved demonstration about 10 years ago, and he contended that the police didn't provide sufficient protection. Would that I were a cop and assigned to protect him today.
Well you know what they say at the Rodeo Harry. "When you get bucked off you cant let it get to ye, just gotta dust yourself off and get back up on it."
LMFAO,, Gawd I would give a Maple leaf to have that on video.
Those Air Jordans are way too big for clumsy Harry.
North Korean hackers got into his treadmill firmware, as a kind of fun practical joke on an obnoxious comrade.
"My stationary bicycle got a flat tire and I fell off," he told reporters....
Smells fishy.
He was trying to jump two sharks this time.
It looks like someone's been shoving his face in cookie dough, making monster cookies!
put this in the same file as : jwbush choking on a pretzel early in his first term, or the more effective magic bullet, senators falling from sky in small planes and helo's (mrs Kerry's ex old rich gop senator)..
one learns to obey the masters ..or accidents happen...never think you are protected when you work for the club-they have no sense of humor.
Damn. He jumped the queue. Maybe next time.
If I could be an inanimate object at any point in time, I would choose that treadmill or whatever at the moment he kissed it.
Either that or a certain Kate Upton latex item.
we said not to let any audit-the-fed legislation reach the floor, mister reid
After I read the headline, I figured there would be quite a few Zero's Hedgers breaking ribs from laughing
There are.
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They dont call it "Skull and Bones" for nothing! LMFAO
You've made my day. mask1909. Thank you.
sheldon adelson slipped while giving harry a pair of arabian goggles.
more likely Sheldon Adelson was giving Reid the Steeley Dan, one parasite to another style.
Anyway I would call it Karma except that he survived.
At least the ball-gag protected his teeth.
Nah, he's a Mormon, not a catholic. Pretty sure Catholics have that one on lock down.
Do they have altar boys in John Smith's pretend religion? Do we know if Romney or Glenn Beck were/are altar boys?
The odds are so strongly in favor of some sort of S & M situation Vegas would not put up odds - not a chance.
Nasty how those are all downwind of Yellowstone.
We spent billions on Yucca Mountain, a perfect site for storage. These politicians are , once again, destroying the country by design...
I clicked the link. Everything I thought I hated about that degenerate was validated. He is such a slimeball. He talks about a long list of flaws in the DOE Yucca proposal and he DEOSN'T SPELL OUT EVEN ONE OF THEM.
You said Fuck You, Reid, and you are 100% right. He deserves any abuse he gets. Oh yeah, he wants to find a new use for Yucca. Probably after he gets a position for a piece of the action. Just like that shuck and jive land scam he pulled a few years back.
Fuck yourself with a splintery stick, you worthless spawn of Satan.
Gold, Bitchez!
First!
I'd have given my left nut for the opporunity to break his face,,,and I broke a couple ribs a week ago.
Hope his next encounter is with the death panel...75 means he's no spring chicken and his quality of life just isn't what it used to be.
Ahahahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQdLxI0Fg4w
moved
Here's hoping we start the new year off on a positive note and a nasty hospital-acquired infection finishes off this lecherous cretin once and for all. I'd even pop open a bottle of bubbly for that celebration. Here's to you, antibiotic-resistant bacteria!
"Yes, Honorable Reed, Dr MRSA is waiting for you in room 405."
Actually, I hope the senior Senator from Nevada makes a full and speedy recovery so he can some day stand trial for treason and go to jail, for a long time.
You would think people occasionally beating you up might change your behavior?
2011 "Jogging Accident""
2012 "Car accident"
2014 "Equipment accident"
Ha ha ha.
Wonder if that piece of exercise equipment in fact may have been a disgruntled constitutent or more likely some distant relative of his miner-worker father...
My first prediction for 2015 is that we will see a string of "accidents" or "mishaps" or unexplainable violent events for a number of elected officials. Policemen who calmly go back to drinking and coffee and eating donuts and don´t give a damn about strange persons running around the various offices , venues and estates.
How could ya know...? Yeah...how could ya have known!? Who wouldathunk he/she was armed ? ....and maybe X , Y and Z shouldn´t have robbed my of my pension and used my colleagues as bait...so it´s not like I´m crying here , ya know.
It´s been like this since the days of the Roman Empire. Piss of the armed forces and the police and various alphabet soup members and things may get...uncomfortable.
the only down side of this story is that Harry will probably settle a lucrative lawsuit as a result of this mishap.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy -
There's another down side - that walking pile of feces is still breathing.
I was thinking the same thing. Wish that treadmill would have finished the job. FUCK HARRY
Actually, we've only heard one side of the story. Lets see what the Transvestite Midget Hooker says.
I just can't say i'm upset with this. Is it the Ghost of the Bundy Ranch taking revenge?
What part of the story was supposed to be upsetting?
He survived.
The ' full recovery ' part.
The nuclear industry just reminded Harry not to oppose the reopening of Yucca Mountain.
God, I sure hope so!
Oh come off it! Exercise my arse, he got pissed as a nit on new years, fell down the steps and face planted on the floor tiles, then the dog mounted up and skull fucked him, etc., etc.
poor doggy.
LOL - Just tickled me when I read this and the poor doggy comment...
:)
Kinda like this? Hope that chicken shit felt some pain.
http://youtu.be/UBMQynR2Oyk
Miffed
Too funny Miffed ! Thx for the link !!!
I used that as a motivational tape for my hens who have decided to slack off on production but continue to eat with gusto. It appears they have decided,as with that hen in the video, just accepting a dog banging ain't so bad.
I guess picking up a fat chick just isn't much of a challenge. ;-)
Miffed;-)
Those have to be Aggie farm critters.
[just kidding *s*]
R the girls put'n out now? ;)
+1 My first good belly laugh of 2015! Cheers Element!
... next time we bring the nail gun.
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The mob had Nickey pay him a visit.
I'll bet he tripped on a pretzel.
The stationary bicyle instructions were in Chinese.....
God provides.
Didn't pay his bookie?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
He can now wear his Darth Vader helmet in public without impunity.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
Horseshit. He is senile and dementia ridden. He fell down the stairs cuz he has NO IDEA where he is half the time.
THIS IS THEIR LEADERSHIP. Sign the paper, monkey.
Now he knows how the 99% feels when we try to exercise our rights.
Now he knows how the 99% feel when we try to exercise.
Now he knows how the 99% feel. FULL STOP
FUCK YOU harry.
He's 75 so time to ration health care Harry. "No pain meds for you. Take an aspirin." Obama's suggestion....
A baby aspirin or some flintstones vitamins.
How about a placebo?
How about an extra wide Foley catheter ... after all, we must monitor his urine outflow in these trauma situations, right....it's the medically prudent thing to do.
Inflate it first, right...
At least obama doesn't need to worry about hurting himself when working out. He doesn't lift enough weight:
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=68WmVK3lKMmvogSkmYC4D...
Bath House presses girlie weights.
Vlad bench presses engine blocks.
I've seen bigger arms on a clock.
At least obama doesn't need to worry about hurting himself when working out. He doesn't lift enough weight:
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=68WmVK3lKMmvogSkmYC4D...
Nice idea, but that is only for us plebes. The rulers get every procedure and drug, no matter the cost. But, us little people do get to pay for it, of course.
love the consensus of the comments
good cover story harry
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Especially when you stiff your hooker and he kicks your ass.
Wish he broke his brain bone and his bone bone.
"Wish he broke his brain bone"
He couldn't as he had that removed the day he was elected.
HA HA Harry !!! Put the video of this on YouTube !!!!!
Who could have thought that a Venus could be that dangerous? sybian.com/venus/
Face? Ribs? He didn't fall. More likely while he was out for a walk someone recognized him and kicked his ass.
When you stiff a hooker expect results. The SS found this out the hard way also.
Banana republic.
Maybe now harry reid will abide...
He had a New Years visit from the Bundy family. They made an offer he couldn't refuse.
i thought i would see a picture of him crying
then it would be
harry balls
Ahem...
i thought i would see a picture of him crying
then it would be
harry balls
Yep,checked my calender...not April 1st.
This is my first feel-good story of the new year!
Harry will be thrown under the Obama bus.
I thought he was a Senator, not a cabinet member or czar or whatever. Huh.
He is not as valuable to Obama being the Senate MINORITY Leader as he was when he was MAJORITY Leader.
There are hierarchies in the House of Representatives and the Senate. Furthermore Senatorial Power is not created equal. One Senator's vote is not necessarily as powerful as another's. And without Senatorial Leadership Support your proposed legislation will even have a much less of a chance in Hell of passing than even being heard, and considered, on the Senate Floor.
The Founders did not intend that this would happen. But the problem is that corrupt people made up the rules on the administration of the House and Senate as not much was written within the Constitution to restrict these bodies from doing so.
And even the laws written within that document to restrict aberrant behavior have been subverted to serve the interests of THE Party.
Sadly he wasn't on the 30th floor on a tread mill that malfunctioned and his shot pathetic ass straight through a window, down 30 and slpat!
POS
We need to find out the manufacturer and model of this "exercise equipment" then ship the same to every member of Congress, the White House, The Fed, and Bank CEO's on Wall Street. Maybe even speed the son of a bitch up even faster so it will do more damage...
There are another 99 senators and 435 members of house of reps that I'd like to see give that piece of equipment a spin...
However, I'd like to make a few minor adjustments to ensure it beheads and not just maims.
I recommend all Congresscritters to buy faulty exercise equipment that fails on the first try.
Revenge of the mutant ninja solar turtles.
Thank good he wasn't putting up drywall with a nailgun...
Guess we will get a idea who sent the message on the next vote
Harry will be putting a bill in CONgress making it mandatory to wear a helmut and a face sheild when riding a stationary exercycle.
Hope he doesn't follow up with a podium malfunction Tuesday.
I, for one, am wishing the Senator a prolonged, painful, complication-ridden recovery.
Please let us know which company made the equipment that broke. I wanna buy their stock!!!
Sounds like another moron can't walk on a treadmill without falling on his face. You can just see the lie already about a "malfunction" that I am sure Reid will continue to tell during the lawsuit.
Put it on AFV
more like his wife caoaught him with a male page boy and kicked his ass
Got into it with the wife, huh?
All windbag and little bone.
This is the politician equivalent of having a horse's head delivered to his bed.
More likely someone saw him on the street and rolled him for his crimes against the constitution.