This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
Harry Reid Breaks Face Bones, Ribs After Exercise Equipment Glitch
While we await today's update of the Glorious Leader's Hawaiian vacation, here is an update from Nevada on the outgoing senate majority leader's health condition. From ABC:
Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid was injured today in an accident while exercising at his home in Henderson, Nevada.
According to a statement from the Nevada Senator's office, Reid was hurt after a piece of equipment he was using broke, which caused him to fall. He broke a "number of ribs and bones in his face," but his doctors expect a full recovery.
Reid was first brought to St. Rose Dominican Hospital in Henderson, outside of Las Vegas, and was then transferred to University Medical Center in Las Vegas for further testing. He was "admitted overnight as a precaution."
Reid's office says the 75-year-old will return to Washington, DC this weekend and will be back in the office Tuesday when the 114th congress convenes.
We wish the Nevada senator a speedy recovery although we are confident that with John Kerry's "facial reconstruction doctor" available, and paid for with Reid's Obamacare insurance policy...
... Harry will be back and on that bike, so to say, in no time.
»
- 22243 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
The piece of exercise equipment is called the Transvestite Hooker.
If Roid Reid dies... I will be able to get past the grief... quickly.
We need more details. What, exectly was the failed piece of exercise equipment, and how was it being used? What was he hanging from or standing on? How far did he fall? And most importantly, was he covered head-to-toe in vaseline and were there piles of empty Cialis blister packs strewn around?
Happy New Year
Do you really think McConnell us going to do anything different than Reid? They both have the same masters...
That's what you get for having your head up your ass.
Yeah.....fell while exercising.... that's how he got the injuries......that's the ticket.
More likely someone kicked his ass. I'm sure there's a long list of people waiting.
Ever been to Searchlight, NV? Talk about a liberal paradise.......but at least all the home are on wheels and moveable.
I'll dust some flowers with anthrax and hope Harry takes a big, depth breath of them.
I hope the exercise equipment is all right.
He is.
Stock market down and Harry Reid breaks face: 2015 is off to a good start!!
One shouldn't get on a treadmill when one is shitfaced.
Another drunken fall cover up.
It seems like only yesterday we had this http://www.nytimes.com/1997/03/15/us/clinton-has-knee-surgery-to-repair-...
That's OK Harry, you just hop right back up there and give it another try.
After all, I'm sure no one messed with the equipment. hehe
Harry Reid giving 135 uppercuts to the Coke Brothers. Karma is a bitch. Then he was demonizing Bundy from the Bundy ranch as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP7V0hrt1aw
The Honorable Harry Reid: the broken and corrupt face of the glorious United States Senate.
After reconstructive surgery, he will end up looking like Lurch's twin!
Nancy Pelosi
Karma bitchez!
HEY Doc .. when your fixing up his face can you also put a spine in this scum sucking bottom dweller
at least we'll hear a snap when they hang this piece of garbage, instead of a spineless squooooooosh
I remember when Gov McGreevey broke his FEMUR walking on the beach. These things happen.
I always thought his name was McQueery. Shucks.
At least they are remodeling the Capitol Done to ensure that no Congressmen 'accidentally slip' from tall places.
Bingo
The question all of America is asking - who has had more bones broken in their face - Reid on his exercise device, or Pelosi at the plastic surgeons?
Harry had the passing thought of voting to audit the FED and whoopsee!
If this results in a lawsuit, we need to set up a kickstarter account to fund it on behalf of the company. They are doing humanity a favour.
I do not wish people like Harry Harm:
what I would like to see is them live on social security, medicare and a bunch of CD's for maybe 500k paying .75% annualliy.
and live in a small apartment with few amenities somewhere as frugally as they have made a significant piece of our population live.
and when they step out of line becase they have to sell single cigarettes to make ends meet--rather than resorting outright theft, throw them in the clinker. Now why is there a law in nyc about selling single cigs? Because the taxes are too damn high.
got to love the govt in how quickly they need to step in with new legislation or control to fix something it created.
Poor Harry Reid. He better avoid tall buldings, nail guns, and cars made after 2001. I wonder what he said no to.
Too scared to name names. Must be in big trouble.
Yay
Finally some good news.
Now if we can only get Bush W. to choke to death on another pretzel, or OD on his whiskey/cocaine mixture
I hope it hurts.
Time to taste some Obamacare but I doubt it.
ZERO CHANCE!!! These "allegedly" public servants have unobtainum plated healthcare policies. They get treatment that mere mortals like you and me will never see... ;-D
It's the Takata air bag on his stationary bike.
In a related story, 67 year old Cliven Bundy was admitted to a Mesquite, NV area hospital on New Years Day with bruised knuckles and a sprained right toe. "Goddamned rattler came outta nowhere and went fer my throat.", claims the perky senior. "Had to ditch into the scrub and lay low fer back-up, but don't you worry," he insisted later, "I'mo git that sumbitch." The BLM has refused to comment on the matter.
The only reason he didn't break his frickin' neck is because he sold his soul to the devil, ummmm, I mean the banksters, ummmm, no diff... ;-D
Please get him back on that bike asap. I want more than ribs and bones broken. I want his face ripped off and his nads skewered on the frame. Cunt.
Nevada? The mob? A guy named Guido who will do anything for $1000?
Hey Guido's kid needs the work. 75-25 split with the old man, for the experience.
you want good results you pay full price round eye. oops..............................
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2012/09/04/harry-reid-s-son-repr...
Excercise accident? Yeah right.
More like a message from the boss.
Splendid news! What an excellent start to the New Year.
Now get the crook back on his bike ASAP.
Fill in the blanks:
Representative ____________ breaks _____________ after failure of Swedish penis enlarger.
Good. Throw him in the trash with his broken piece of exercise equipment. Both useless.
Gentlemen!
Don't miss next time!!!!
The guy is clearly into kink and is a submissive. Not surprising.
he probably used a Dyson and sucked it right off
Ermm... Harry - next time, tie the rope SECURELY to the crossbeam before jumping.
You're welcome - have a nice day
I can't wait to see the photos!
Pelosi needs to fall down a flight of stairs and the new year starts off ok.
I came for the story
I stayed for the comments.
How could I not?
Dear Harry,
All this and more for 2015.
Happy New Year.
Karma is a bitch.
He must have slipped on a gob of goo.
Are the boys who got his son that job over in Ukraine not happy cos they may not be able to collect apart from Reid's body.
At least he wasn't using a nail gun. Right?
First of all, no pictures? I think he may be finding out that that demon is not his, but that he is the demons.
Hard to believe you could hurt yourself so much lifting money out of lobbyist's pockets.
He'll need all the strength he can muster to fight the good fight with Rand Paul...
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/rand-paul-takes-up-his-fathers-cause-...
Sounds like more than an 'equipment glich."
This from the AP Newswire....."In an unrelated incident, President Oblowme suffered blunt force trauma to his Oval Orifice resulting in an odd contusion that looks remarkably like Harry Reids face."
Hahahaha! That's the best news I've heard in weeks. Too bad he was exercising and not building a shed with a nail gun...
I've been to some dingy, tattered gyms and at no point does equipment crumble like a building near a struck tower.
That pansy old codger fell like any elderly person, except for with him it brings delight.
I call Bullshit ... looks more like a disgruntled voter dragged him out for a dance in a dark back alley.
Harry Reid will have two black eyes once they stretch his scrotum and slap him in the face.
I hope that shit hurt, and keeps hurting.
Happy New Year you treasonous piece of shit.
The banksters need to repay us.
My guillotine still has dibs.
You people are having way too much fun.
What would your mothers say?
Dunno, but yours would probably "say stick it in now!"
... it was a suicide attempt ... can't handle the loss of the "Senate Majority" title ...
I feel a great deal of sorrow and remorse over the piece of exercise equipment; as far as Harry goes: Fuck you Harry......
Looks like Kerry and Harper frequent the same "hat" shop.
Finally some GOOD NEWS. I mean Cuomo dead and now this. It's getting better everyday. I hope they at least have a video of it. I bet it's so funny watching that piece of shit get injured. It could have only been better if he died.
2015 is off to a great start.
Too bad he didn't DIE! it would have made this Rupublic a lot better. Perhaps someone finally got to him & beat the SHIT out if him.
The only thing about this story which could be improved would be if the treasonous bastard died of his injuries.
I'll have to repent for what I really want to say about the pederast Reid. Besides, it would likely get me banned.
Hope it never stops hurting you POS.
It is not easy getting banned around here. Unless you follow that link on the top of the page that says do not follow this link or you will be banned.
2015: so far, so good.
WOOOOT !
Not wishing Harry and good will but that seems like a lot of damage from exercise equipment. Maybe he didn't own a nailgun? Back on the job tuesday, he is a tough sob for being 75, I wonder what he needs to show up to vote on so bad and how he will vote? Somebody is going to get fucked,[again] I'll bet ya.
Nail-gun! Nail-Gun! Nail-Gun! NAIL-GUN!!
Desert tortoise mishap! Desert tortoise mishap! Desert tortoise mishap!
Hope you contract MRSA from the hospital and suffer a slow, painful death. You fucking turd.
Set-up for retirement without embarrassment?
Due to the lingering effects of my recent accident I must retire from the office of Senator representing the great state (LOL) of Nevada. This is in no way because my party keeps getting the shit beat out of it at the voting booth nor because I want to leave before this bitch comes crashing down.
"I've fallen and I can't get up".
You've got a winner article here ZH. Almost all up-arrows with just a handful of downers!
So he tried to steel Bundy's ranch again. Won't he ever learn.
Reid is a former Golden Gloves boxer. Even at 75, I am sure he could hold his own against all these one hand wankers on ZH.
I don't care for him either, but no way in heck I'd take a swing at him.
Remember the tale of the two young punks who opened both back doors of a limo in Manhattan with the intentions of mugging the old guy in the backseat; he coldcocked both of them, one punch each.
The old guy was Jack Dempsey.
The mfg is probably in jail now. Oh wait.....they're in china so sorry.
One thing cool is being a big younger than these fucks i'll get to see, hopefully,many of them die. Hopefully in some disastrous way.
Hard to believe some chimp that works out with ten pound dumbells is the worlds most powerful man. And smokes to boot. What a fucking disgrace.
10 lb my ass, those looked like 5 pounders at the most. All of that grimacing he was doing fooled you.
Harry - there's a reason that bungee-jumping is strictly an outdoor activity...
what happens in vegas, stays in vegas.
soros must be putting the spurs to harry, while riding him.
harry seems to keep forgeting the safe word, up at the chicken ranch.
This guy makes Gerald Ford look like Baryshnikov.
Moral of the story: don't take a hard left turn when on a stationary bicycle.
(Harry, that bike was make by Republicans! It broke because they are trying to stop you from making forward progress!)
Breaking news: Harry Reid did a full face plant on his bedroom floor this morning after unsucessfully trying to put both his slippers on at the same time while standing up.
Not Harry Reid:
http://www.wistv.com/story/27748280/sexual-assault-suspect-severely-beat...
"who beat the crap out of harry reid the pedophile?"
Fixed the article headline.
I wish Reid would just "Fuck-Off and Die!" Probably hurt himself on a 5lb dumb bell.
Half the evil people in govt are simply too evil to die, look at Chaney dudes a fucking cyborg.
That's what a diet of children's blood does for you.
Thats nothing compared to the black eye he gave america.
God bless the Internet...I click into this story for totally malevolent resoans and what is the first ad on the page?...why one for exercise equipment! Was looking for the HR real time testimonial but maybe that comes later...nice, however to have full color pix to aid in imaging just how awfully grand this event had to have been...many would pay to see that bastard suffer, if only for awhile...ans don't you know he headed straight for the nearest Catholic hospital...POS does not begin to describe this guy...
Hope it hurts real good Harry , you sockcucker ! I doubt you ever fully recover and have the taste of Obamas dick forever ! Could'nt have happened to a better turd. Whatever caused this , p;ease pass it around amongst your fellow control freak elite criminals.
And Mario Cuomo is being prepped for his dirt nap. Bad 2015 start for the libs.
Exercise equipment glitch? Yep, sounds plausible. And a giant soul chicken flew off with my Christmas ham.
I wonder if the perp was inspired by Headbanger's avatar...
That's OK. We don't need him anymore. Join the rest of the citizens out here HR, where everyone is expendable per government policies.
Awww Harry, you hurt yourself in a exercise equipment accident/malfunction? I hope it was nothing trivial.
For most 75 years olds that came up looking like this the cops would investigate to see if he was the victim of an assault, family or otherwise. No one will believe this especially after the earlier incident. Where was Reid Jr. when this went down?
"Gee, that looks like a nasty cut, Senator.
Here, let me apply this tourniquet to your neck."
I signed in so I could up-click the post that sugested the Fed had something to do with this, since they do not want Reid to audit them, but now I can't fnd the post. So this is my up-click.