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Harry Reid... what a fucking douche bag.
Where's the pretzel in his mouth?
I was waiting for the concrete galoshes. Oh, sorry lad, they called them 'cement overshoes' back in 1930's Chicago.
Does the phrase, 'Next time, it's a long walk off a short pier' ring any bells?
Horse's head in the bed?
Dynamic tension, waiting for you...
Dynamic tension, make a man outta you :)
Outstanding year for visual combat Banzai7, here's to 2015 being an even bigger success.
My regards
This old bastard is 75! Why do we have these decrepid old fossils running our government? I'm pushing the big 60 and I know damn good and well I'm not at the top of my game. Get rid of these old trough sloppers and get some new blood in there. And REFORM the congressional retirement system, let these bastards live off the lobbyist tit for a change. That's who they have been working for all these years anyway!
Fark! Was something missed?? Is the old lizard dead?
Pleaze...pleaze...pleaze die off so the world can get along fine without you. THAT goes for all these ancient power mad dinosaurs. The lot of them. Hurry up and DIE already. Get out of the way of world-wide progress and natural prosperity! Better you, than the world populations. No one wants to die for the bankster woars, any moar!
"No one wants to die for the bankster woars, any moar!"
So, nobody is joining any militaries or mercenary corporations anymore?
"So, nobody is joining any militaries or mercenary corporations anymore?"
Vad, just for you.
To give this question an answer: perhaps only joining are those who want to go and possibly die so the banksters can profit from the purposely set up to go to woar and die plans they consciously KNOW are ahead of them on the life path.
All woars, are bankster woars.
There was a time when real Men had to be called up to defend country, the Rule of Law, their spirituality, and family. To defend their country, THEIR families and THEIR spiritual foundations.
Ask, who really wants to die for the bankster world domination and population elimination family agendas so they, not you, can profit from YOUR death? Hurry up and sign up boys and girls, it's an adventure!
Would you, Vad knowing the Law explicitly states, Thou Shall Not Kill.:
Cheers and best regards, oye!
Gawd that's funny. Cheers Will, another classic.
I was really hoping one of those ribs had punctured a lung.
Happy New Year, Harry.
I'm trying to feel bad for him. Really I am.
I see he is wearing his sacred Mormon undergarments...
DaddyO
gay lovers quarrel, nothing to see here, move along
No sure I buy the "he fell off his exercise bike" story any more than I buy the idea that Dick Cheney was sober when he shot his lawyer.
Command-control:
Roger...
Si senor...
Distraction plan #13,452,867,033.22 salamander zebra tango wanna get a taco commencing in 3...2...1....
10-4 goooood buddie....
Roger roger tower of power.
Si...
Zot!
Gotcha.
The chair...is against the wall...the chair...is against the wall....
Actually one of the best times to shoot your lawyer is when you are sober. Less likely to miss. If you miss you might not get your point across to him
"dog ate my homework"
Satan:"Hey Adolf, forget about that note I left in your cubbie, your new roomate has more politiking to do"
And to think I thought this was Harry's excercise machine...
http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/
I wonder if the gerbil's safe word was "Cheese"!
Too farfing funny!
>'bounced off his exersize device and hit a dresser'
>Stumbled and fell while trying to pull up his silk underwear after getting the blowjob of his life from Reggie Love (on loan from Cannigula for being such a 'stand-up guy' in the Senate regarding the internal destruction of the Constitutional Republic)...
C'mon, let's see some reddies here!
The alleged 'exersize device':
http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201bb07d0bb45970d-p...
tnquake: GOOD ONE!
He will be fine. He has a plan way better than Obamacare.
Wonder how much his medical bill will be. Too bad we are paying for it.
Bondage games got out of hand?
Unfortunately, Harry's safe word was "harder".
FORWARD SOVIET!
Fortunately, Harry's safe word was "harder". Unfortunately, he's still not dead.
Does Harry use the same 3LB dumbbells as Barry does?
I, for one, prefer to assume that auto-erotic asphixiation played a part in that incident.
HickoryDickoryDock
The mouse done it.
what happened to the mouse?
gerbil
A gaggle of geese, a pride of lions, a chuckle of gerbils
Does he have Richard Gere's cell phone number for instructions on easy insertion?
that never happened !
Maybe so, but the joke is still out there.
Now that's just plain funny. Thanks.
'he slipped on a bar of soap, captain'
Sounds to me like his gay lover kicked his ass, or some altar boy managed to get away and found himself a little revenge via a length of lead pipe.
His corporation got taken over by foreign competition. Bad, bad bad.
The story might be true but I doubt it. That Reid got beat up by somebody is more likely... either as you suggest or by the mobsters in Vegas Reid works for.
I was thinking it was a pimp. But mobsters sound more likely.
Dirty Harry...
http://www.westernjournalism.com/exclusive-investigative-reports/harry-r...
now, in nevada, they call a bottle of scotch
exercise equipment; i thought that was a d.c. thing?
Shame the pederast survived.
Nothing terrible about his accident. It was great! Pity the traitorous SOB didn't die.
Apparently it was a voluntary beating Reid took, just as we Americans have a voluntary income tax system.
Really, was some Kind of embolism too much to hope for?
FORWARD SOVIET!
Time for a FloriDuh News Update Cog ;-)
"CRESTVIEW A 54-year-old man was arrested on Christmas Eve after allegedly taking “crack cocaine” into the Intensive Care Unit at North Okaloosa Medical Center to share with a patient there."
Now thats what I call friendship, I'm getting the warm & fuzzies already...
"A fire broke out at 3:43 p.m. when the patient, who was on oxygen, tried to smoke the cocaine from a homemade smoking device, according to a media release from Crestview Police Department."
Wait a minute there Vern, you sure you've thought this plan through? Pure oxygen, plus flame...
"The only property damage was to the bed linen, hospital gown and oxygen mask, the release said."
Clearly neither are ready for the Darwin Award presentation just yet, maybe next time bring in some moonshine to wash it all down with...its a great antiseptic, you can't be too careful in a hospital ya know...
"The ICU was not evacuated."
However the other patients were treated for ruptured spleens and some re-stitching had to be done after they fell out of their beds laughing.
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/man-arrested-after-fire-in-hospital-icu-1.417608?tc=cr
Pretty damn hard to accept the archaic fossil sustained that much osseous trauma falling when exercising. Maybe they were patholigic fractures from metastatic cancer.
Right you are cog. But it actually is voluntary (ya gotta figure out how you volunteered). I'm workin' on it. You have to rebut and void the fraudulent contracts. More than one I might say have to be dispatched with. Once you know the rules of the game they play you can cut them off using their rules.
Onward buddy! Keep up the good work