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And in case you were wondering, here is what America's Glorious Leader did today, on the 14th day of his family vacation in Hawaii... (via AP)

EXERCISE: Obama worked out in the morning at a gym on the Marine Corps base near his rented vacation home in the small town of Kailua outside Honolulu. The president has exercised at the gym most mornings during his stay in the islands.

 

SANCTIONS: The president signed an executive order imposing fresh sanctions on North Korea. The penalties target the North's defense industry and spy service in an attempt to punish Pyongyang for a crippling cyber attack against Sony.

 

CALLING REID: White House spokesman Eric Schultz said Obama called Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid to wish him a fully and speedy recovery. Reid broke several ribs and facial bones on Thursday when a piece of exercise equipment snapped at his Nevada home.

 

GOLF: The president returned to the Marine base for a round of golf at the oceanfront Kaneohe Klipper course with Darrell Harrington and childhood friends Mike Ramos and Bobby Titcomb.

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"It's good to be king"

 

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Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:33 | 5617117 knukles
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sigh

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:35 | 5617123 Bollixed
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No Fiddling?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:35 | 5617132 TeamDepends
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Santorum?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:37 | 5617137 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Don Po (Po).

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:56 | 5617198 Soul Glow
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Harry Reid got drunk and tried to beat up a hooker but she got the best of him.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:57 | 5617206 TeamDepends
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There's not a smidgen of penetration.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:03 | 5617218 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Funny as a ribless snake with one eye.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:58 | 5617351 NoDebt
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I like the picture of him in the Hawaiian shirt.  Stick him in an old Ferrari 308 and you got the black Magnum PI.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:02 | 5617364 chumbawamba
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No, Shaft.  Or better yet: Pole.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:12 | 5617388 max2205
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Try the search with safe search OFF

 

 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 10:51 | 5618186 Stackers
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Senator Obama's thoughts on Presidential vacations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68WS5B19LC4

"uh umm, you give me this office and in turn my, fears, doubts, insecurities, foibles, need for sleep, family life, vacations, leisure is gone. I am giving myself to you."

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:22 | 5617410 NuckingFuts
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Shaft was a bad mother fucker. Obama... Not so much.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:35 | 5617449 TeamDepends
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Shut yo' mouth (but I'm only talkin' bout Shaft)

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:32 | 5617582 OldPhart
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Kids on here probably have no reference at all.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:45 | 5617620 knukles
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Yeah, day finks youse be talkin' bouts sumbuddy's gefilgefish.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 17:32 | 5619033 sonoftx
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Ohhh Shiite!! Needed that.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 05:01 | 5617891 ebworthen
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"I'm Gonna' Git You Sucka'!"

Obama on vacation since 2008.

Tough work telepromptin' for the banksta's.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095348/

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 12:03 | 5618313 Crash Overide
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How come Obama hasn't been arrested yet?

If anyone of us broke the same laws he has we would be in an orange jumpsuit, it's kind of unfair.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 18:45 | 5619186 Fun Facts
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As long as the teleprompter reader in chief reads the scripts correctly he's free to smoke michael's pole, but at the first hint of going off script you will see a full frontal of michael in a bikini on ZNN.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:00 | 5617359 cnmcdee
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This is weird but somebody DOWNVOTED every single comment (where is mine?) Maybe he's sitting in Hawaii half drunk and or stoned downvoting the whole article himself - or maybe he pays somebody to do it?

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 04:18 | 5617870 Zero Point
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Slow day in the CNN comments sections.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:30 | 5617285 TeamDepends
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Bawney Fwank plays the skin flute with a Haiwy Weid.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:59 | 5617354 MsCreant
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Kim Jong-un, you hacked TeamDepends account. Your accent gave you away...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:04 | 5617368 chumbawamba
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The slanty eyes in the profile photo gave it away for me.

-Chumblez.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:47 | 5617843 Bay of Pigs
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Herro...love u long tine Chumblez...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:12 | 5617384 BlindMonkey
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Did he really golf with the choom gang?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:23 | 5617413 NuckingFuts
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When in Rome...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:56 | 5617493 zeroderivatives
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Barack Obama and Michelle Obama ate dinner at a private upscale restaurant in Hawaii where membership at the restaurant can set you back $500,000. The restaurant's prix fixe menu is reportedly $295, with a 13-15 course meal. One local magazine estimates "total bill for two, with wine, will approach $1,000."

Damn income inequality. Forward comrades! 

 

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obamas-dine-restaurant-charging-5000...

 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:14 | 5617547 BKbroiler
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I don't get it.  If a meal for 2 is a grand, why would anyone pay 500k/year?

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:00 | 5617655 seminal1
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Private club for the .01% that keeps the 99.99% riffraff out? 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 10:24 | 5618150 Never One Roach
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Same for all socialist dictatorships; I doubt Castro, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, etc ever missed a 7-course dinner.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 11:34 | 5618266 Charming Anarchist
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How about we just say same for all dictatorships and then we can all get along? 

Seriously.  Socialist?  as opposed to.... what else is out there? 

<<Same for all socialist dictatorships;>> 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 12:11 | 5618327 swmnguy
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Thank you.  Are we to suppose Franco, Pinochet, Idi Amin, the Saudi family, the Shah of Iran, Saddam Hussein, Mussolini, Hitler, the Perons, Suharto, etc. were all ascetics?

Besides, "Socialist" has been used in America for so long to mean nothing more than "Whatever It Is That I Don't Like," and "That Which Benefits Somebody I Find Undeserving," that the word has been drained of meaning.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:31 | 5617828 turnoffthewater
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Reid - couldn't happen to a better guy

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 12:53 | 5618430 ATM
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but HE got the best of him. Not "she".

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 06:18 | 5617942 Ebanga Planti
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WORLDWIDE PROTEST DAY AGAINST DANGEROUS ECONOMIES. Spread the word

http://pneumatikeconomist.wordpress.com/2015/01/03/worldwide-protest-day...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:33 | 5617118 playnstocks
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Absolutely Ridiculous!

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 06:53 | 5617968 BaghdadBob
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Barack Hussein Obama = Cunt

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 12:18 | 5618338 noben
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You crack me up. You sure you're not jealous, because he's more successful as an 'un-truther' than you, Baghdad Bob? ;-)

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:35 | 5617124 NoDebt
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Where's the one of him kicking over Harry Reid's exercise bike, punching him in the face and kicking him in the ribs (payback for losing the Senate)?

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:37 | 5617142 playnstocks
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Removed by executive order.. or a tax audit threat on Google execs.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:35 | 5617125 Stoploss
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God damn Barry, keep your shirt on... Your breastases are showin.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:34 | 5617126 Peter Pan
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All in all one of his least destructive days although he might have unwisely pissed off an unpredictable North Korea.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:34 | 5617831 A Nanny Moose
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The Illegitimate, Communist Regime DC, still believes the DPRK connection to the Sony (non-US company BTW) hack, while the rest of the world has moved on to the more plausible disgruntled employee theory.

These Full Retard psycopaths, and their Weapons Grade Stupidity would be a complete joke, except for the fact that they have all the guns and seem intent on murdering millions.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:35 | 5617133 Your guess is a...
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He should write a book on travel, and a website. Call it 'Nigeria People Like Cruises' and a Keynes version called 'Kenya Dig It?' 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:38 | 5617139 sysin3
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http://www.factcheck.org/2014/08/presidential-vacations/

" ... Before his two-week trip to Martha’s Vineyard in August, Obama’s count was 125 full or partial days and Bush’s total at the same point in his presidency was 407 ..."

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:41 | 5617154 playnstocks
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Is there a tally of vacation costs to the tax payers for both Presidents anywhere?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:10 | 5617239 Oldwood
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Exactly How much did Bush cost us at his ranch versus Obama at his various resort locations? personally I would be pleased if they never came to work. The thing about Obama is his "man of the people" image contrasted against his lavish vacations and special "dog" flights and crazy one night convenience stays that cost us hundreds of thousands of dollars ALL while our economy is going through one of the worst economic failures in history. As with so many things in life, we are defined more by the WAY we do things than the thing we actually do. Obama is a uncouth narcissistic cad.There are much worse definitions of him that I will leave to others.

it is quite apparent he gives not one runny shit what we might think of him. the sycophantic love of his true believers gets him through the nights.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:14 | 5617250 old naughty
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"Is there a tally of vacation costs to the tax payers..."

The 100 b on 12.31 got that covered, no?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:39 | 5617462 NuckingFuts
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For what it is worth... It is his "home" state... Or so says his bio. If a man is "elected" who grew up in Hawaii it is not that unreasonable that he would visit there with his family. But he is still a POS. Trips,to the state he grew up in might not be his biggest crimes and probably petty to make a big issue of given his other heinous wrongs.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 11:36 | 5618269 Oldwood
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So is he sleeping in his family's home, his humble beginnings, or a luxury resort location, or better still some rich crony's super pad. Obama is like the Clintons, home is where ever the deepest trough is.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:45 | 5617481 drendebe10
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OK, here... the thing is an incompetent divisive corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudgepacker only interested in its celebrity grand imperial golf lifestyle on the backs of U.S. citizen taxpaying serfs & peasants.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:26 | 5622027 PrintemDano
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You forgot racist.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:45 | 5617482 drendebe10
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OK, here... the thing is an incompetent divisive corrupt arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudgepacker only interested in its celebrity grand imperial golf lifestyle on the backs of U.S. citizen taxpaying serfs & peasants.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:56 | 5617347 Hulk
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We got a hundred billion dollar bill for sumptin on the last day of the year...

 

 

 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:11 | 5617675 jsgibson
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This is what happens when fiat currency dies....  gotta rack up more debt to keep the ponzi going.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:24 | 5617692 Your guess is a...
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How about a cost of all of the wars Presidents started.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:23 | 5622016 PrintemDano
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Yes, and sysin wouldn't like it.  Bush had no exotic vacations, he had working vacations.  Obama can't spell w o r k.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:44 | 5617157 Oldballplayer
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Imagine that. A black employee who hasn't taken ALL of his vacation and sick time. That is a rare find indeed.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 08:03 | 5618021 Arnold
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My grand mother died. (SIX TIMES! Well maybe........................)

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:57 | 5617205 nmewn
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Yeah, Honolulu Hawaii & Mawthah's Veeenyard Massachusetts vs Crawfordville Texas & Kennebunkport Maine.

Let them eat cake.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:17 | 5617257 Bumbu Sauce
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Soros's factcheck.org?  Go practice falling down in traffic.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:43 | 5617472 NuckingFuts
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I fell down once in traffic in Mecham Park. No one helped me up.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:03 | 5617524 Bumbu Sauce
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I used to live in Meacham Park.  A cotton ball in a coal pile.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:29 | 5617573 NuckingFuts
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I remember you saying that Bumbu, so I was just ribbing you. I used to live a mile or two from there myself... But more like a marshmallow in a full bag. Kirkwood.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:36 | 5617451 Lone_Star
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This must be the reason for at least one of all the down votes.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:39 | 5617150 MsCreant
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Obama must have swept through here and down voted everyone. 

Butthurt Barry. Awwww!

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:44 | 5617159 Your guess is a...
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We down voted some folks, and droned the rest. Hope and Change, motherfucker.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:45 | 5617163 TeamDepends
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It's the Wookie. It still cares, no matter how many times it's been buttrayed.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:49 | 5617170 TheFourthStooge-ing
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GOLF: The president returned to the Aquamarine bath for a round of golf at the oceanfront Lightloafer Lifter course with Dingle Berryngton and childhood friends Mike Rambone and Bobby Titphobe.

Butthurt, indeed...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:53 | 5617191 TeamDepends
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The cream of the crop Marine medical staff have set up a triage....

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:02 | 5617220 TeamDepends
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We almost said "crack" Marine medical staff, but that would have been entirely inappropriate.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:49 | 5617632 knukles
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Dat woulda been racist

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:28 | 5617280 Your guess is a...
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the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck get down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:40 | 5617306 Ness.
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Puff, puff give motherfucker.  Puff, puff, GIVE.  Ur fuckin' up the rotation.

 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:07 | 5617668 ClassicalLib17
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The opposite of Titcomb is Assbrush

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:04 | 5617224 WillyGroper
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Butt Fungus Barry!

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:10 | 5617237 Drummond
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Michelle says he farts like a hairdryer.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:40 | 5617152 stant
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No Harry Reid on a mechanical bull at the gay bar

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:48 | 5617169 booboo
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Pelosi caught Harry reading a bill before passing it.

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:05 | 5617374 MsCreant
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Is this like, from an "modernized" (or maybe postmodernized) game of Clue?

I'm scared to play...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:19 | 5617404 TeamDepends
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"OK, (completely hammered but on to something) it was Rumsfeld in the Pentagram vault with a metal-detector?"

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:22 | 5617406 TeamDepends
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No no no, it was Sharpton in the pantry with a panther.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:29 | 5617434 NuckingFuts
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Obama in the (environmental) conservatory with the (keystone) pipe (line)

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:43 | 5617156 alexmark2013
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It's crazy! From coast to coast, police are being shot at and either missed, injured, or killed.  Seattle? San Francisco? West Virginia? And now South Dakota? While our *cough* president.... golfs. http://investmentwatchblog.com/its-crazy-from-coast-to-coast-police-are-being-shot-at-and-either-missed-injured-or-killed-seattle-san-francisco-west-virginia-and-now-south-dakota-while-our-cough-president-golfs/
Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:59 | 5617211 Bossman1967
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Count in Oklahoma by an 18 yr old 2 days ago and his accomplis wasnt found yet

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:32 | 5617585 besnook
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more asshole cops.

there is a drive by shooting nearby a police call at a residence and the cops are worried about themselves and not the civilians in the neighborhood.

when cops start dying at the rate of cab drivers i'll give them some respect.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 13:54 | 5618536 HowdyDoody
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He's doing his bit - helping the golf industry keep afloat.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:45 | 5617158 Frank N. Beans
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he should maybe stay in hawaii, oh wait biden

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:44 | 5617161 nmewn
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So King O'Barry calls Reid, who did a face plant on a piece of Chinese made exercise equipment and "unilaterally" imposes sanctions on the Norks who have to hold their own farts until the Chi-Coms tell them to pass gas because a Japanese company got hacked exposing embarrasing emails about how its executives feel about King O'Barry.

This is like Krugman trying to explain the socio-economic need for more EBT card distribution because he and his colleagues have torched all the factories.

I swear these people are insane.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 19:44 | 5619322 Apostate2
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Touche and thanks (again) for the laugh.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:47 | 5617167 Cognitive Dissonance
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No wonder Wall Street loves Obama. I can't believe he took the whole thing.

 

Taking it all

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:52 | 5617186 Philo Beddoe
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He's a width man. 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:57 | 5617201 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Isn't that what's known as a Big Gulp® ?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:16 | 5617252 TeamDepends
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*Illegal in NYC

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:17 | 5617256 Philo Beddoe
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#bringbackoursorethroats

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:43 | 5617316 TeamDepends
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#pantsdownsayahhh

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:51 | 5617333 Philo Beddoe
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Lol. Nice! 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:50 | 5617725 MsCreant
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One is born every minute...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:45 | 5617318 Ness.
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#ballsNall

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:37 | 5617302 Berspankme
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#jamiehasaboner

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:33 | 5617445 BustainMovealota
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I think he learned that in the bath house

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:50 | 5617173 gdpetti
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If you remember your 'presidential' history, you will recognize this pattern of keeping the puppet out of your hair by sending him off on vacation, as otherwise, they can get in the way. Remember how often Ike played golf?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:33 | 5617442 NuckingFuts
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Golf: the best way to ruin a good walk.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:51 | 5617730 MsCreant
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Are you saying Joe is in charge, but had to run Barry because he could never actually get elected himself? Oh God!

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:51 | 5617181 sysin3
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Y'all are so fucking stupid that you can't even recognize facts.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:59 | 5617213 booboo
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^^^bored white house staffer

^^^google employee

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:00 | 5617216 Your guess is a...
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That's a dronin. Watch the skies motherfucker as you gonna change from a piece of flesh to a piece of mess, Chicago-style, boyee

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:59 | 5617492 NuckingFuts
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What facts? The fact that they are all crooks and care nothing for us? If you are attempting to make an issue out of the fact that GWB took more vacations than BHO.... Who really gives a shit? They all suck and are ruining a once great nation.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:52 | 5617187 USD Long
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Is there a hyphen in Dumb - Ass ?

All Da Kine know you go to North Shore Matsumotos.

We shave iced some folks.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 21:59 | 5617209 red1chief
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We Googled some folks.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:08 | 5617232 sysin3
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I mean, which part of (407 is greater than 125) are you dumbasses finding difficult to understand ? Did you fail 2nd grade math ?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:20 | 5617251 Philo Beddoe
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Can we just agree that they are both assholes? 

edit..apparently not. 

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:53 | 5617643 knukles
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Why can't we all just get along?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:18 | 5617260 Oldwood
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quality over quantity? Few hear would bemoan Obama's absence. Its his over the top bullshit we hate. A thousand dollars for the two to have dinner? really??? and that's before security costs. Its simply obscene.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:22 | 5617268 Philo Beddoe
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Its simply obscene. 

Nobody notices and nobody seems to care. 

George the Great. 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:19 | 5617263 Bumbu Sauce
Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:32 | 5617288 Bollixed
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He was just getting started, that was from October 31, 2013. He's WAY past that number by now.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:13 | 5617247 Cautiously Pess...
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I'm Ready for Hillary!

(and her lavishly gratuitous vacations with Huma at her side)

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:45 | 5617841 Parrotile
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Would this be the "Hilary" you're looking for perhaps?? http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ar05tovFDGM/0.jpg

If so, then "everyone" will have future vacations that need this - http://sciencefictionruminations.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/damnation-alley-vehicle1.jpeg

since their "holiday destinations" might look like this - http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/contenu/data/0003687/photo-2012-l-age-de-glace-2012-ice-age-2011-4.jpg

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:22 | 5617271 disabledvet
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I hear the real estate has but for Larry Ellison (and the military of course) "been ruined in Hawaii."

Skyscrapers, etc.

Not that this bothers the West Coast in general of course...but if your money is ugly why not make the most beautiful places on earth that way too.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:27 | 5617279 Cautiously Pess...
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Okay... who is the serial downvoter tonight?

 

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:32 | 5617290 Philo Beddoe
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Mario Cuomo

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:09 | 5617380 Bollixed
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Reggie. Or his twin.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 22:34 | 5617296 q99x2
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CIA produces horrible presidents.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:08 | 5617376 kchrisc
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What's the big deal?

He can still commit treason while on vacation.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

My guillotine has to stay home while I'm on vacation.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 02:34 | 5617789 Rock On Roger
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You'll need to get one of them there pocket guillotines.

 

Travel size.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:22 | 5617411 sandman.s
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Not to get off subject but I wonder what really happened to Reid?  Hahaha, sounds more like he got a tune up by somebody or somebodies....Well, he is a douche so...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 23:33 | 5617440 BustainMovealota
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 Titcomb has worked as a commercial fisherman and an airline employee, according to the school's alumni magazine. In 2011, he pleaded no contest to soliciting a prostitute, but Obama has stayed fiercely loyal to his childhood friend.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:56 | 5617647 knukles
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Soliciting a prostitute.
So he spoke kindly to a banker, huh?

"I'd like to make a deposit"

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 06:56 | 5617971 SokPOTUS
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That's OK, they're all trying to "liquidate" our "assets"...

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:10 | 5617537 Fuku Ben
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If we contrast this with say a Brazil Ghetto or maybe Appalachia we already have the movie Elysium IRL

Forgive the textese I've had to adjust to some of the younger generation or it would be like talking to a Martian or in Venutian

Here's some help is you need it

http://techland.time.com/2012/05/03/92-teen-text-terms-decoded-for-confu...

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 00:57 | 5617649 knukles
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They didn't have one of my favorites in there:

BBFN:  bye bye fuck nut

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 03:52 | 5617847 Parrotile
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Seeing as I'm one of the Elder Race (very elder if you ask me), I thought it a good idea to visit.  Then, saw THIS - "Japan's booming sex niche - Elder Porn"

http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1818203,00.html?pcd=pw-magic 

Well, seeing as the young 'uns are not "at it", maybe the older generation(s) intend to "rise to the occasion"  http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-02/death-nation-japanese-births-drop-lowest-ever-deaths-hit-all-time-high .

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 13:51 | 5618530 HowdyDoody
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TANSTAAFL seems to be mssing.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 01:02 | 5617661 Bunga Bunga
Sat, 01/03/2015 - 09:16 | 5618080 djsmps
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Reid had an exercise machine named Sal.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 09:45 | 5618105 Rikeska
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That's what I love about the first fambly.  They're just like us!

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 12:45 | 5618252 ThisIsBob
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A classic case of Igmfy if I ever saw one.

(I got mine fuck you)

It is also an inspiring message to all Negroes in America:  If you study hard and work hard, you can have it all.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 11:29 | 5618254 loveyajimbo
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I think Emperor Pansy still prefers the Hawiian ass-kick choom... and the Man Country branch there...

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 13:18 | 5618471 Jano
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Kenyan zio-oligarch, born in Kenya, the dear Hussein Obimbo.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 13:35 | 5618506 Bemused Observer
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They ALL do this, it's not just Obama. And vacations are one thing I don't begrudge a President. First off, whereever he is, he's 'at work'. That's why it's always a huge deal when he goes anywhere, all that staff has to go along, just in case.
Second, the nature of the job makes getting away very important, if for nothing else than to have a change of scenery.

I couldn't stand Bush, but I always stood up for him when he went to Crawford to cut brush and fart around...

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 15:45 | 5618812 Clowns on Acid
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You are an idjit. You missed everything that the author intended / wanted you to think about. Go back to Huff Post and stay there for a while.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 14:18 | 5618599 Karaio
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Elena Vladimirovna Filatova.

I am far from you.

I live in Brazil but half of my blood is Polish by father (in 1870 came to Brazil).

Another Austrian half by mother (came after the IWW in 1921).

I am 52 years old and am also biker.

I live in Annapolis, State of Goiás - Brazil.

From where I live to where I was born (Santos, State of Sao Paulo - Brazil) are 1,160 km (kilometers) of road I do in 12 hours and a half trip on a Yamaha Ténéré 250cc year 2013.

I am married to 24 years with the third wife have two children in his second marriage (one with 24 and one with 25 years), my first marriage was to a Russian / Brazilian who did not have children.

I think that explains a lot, I am not writing to you for your beautiful eyes Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk !.

I follow your page has a few years and I am concerned.

Even wondered if someday hit him a lottery would bring you and your husband or boyfriend to dwell here in Brazil where things are much more "clean".

The city where I live is at 1,100 meters altitude, the weather is hot (today is 30 ° C with 36% humidity.

Make no mistake, it's cold at night (by our standards, of course).

Returning to the subject in this first email will not put links but I think you should know that here "outside", everyone knows what happened in the Square Maidan.

Paul Craig Roberts up, Saker, Tyler (from ZeroHedge) among others, all Americans say that the CXX killed those 45 people in the Maidan Square!

Even a Brazilian journalist Pepe Escobar, talks a lot of hardships and brainwashing that the residents of Western Ukraine are going through.

I know that things are not easy, power outages and men being enlisted to battle for the fourth time next summer.

Weapons being delivered by NATO to fight Donbass, Mauripol and the rest of the East.

There is a joke of black humor:

The United States will fight until the last Ukrainian die!

A German site presented overwhelming evidence that a Mig 25 that targeted civilian aircraft, thus the Dutch shrouding things managed to repatriate 144 tons of gold that were in the US.

Politics is dirty, very dirty!

The 32 tons of gold that Ukraine had in its reserves were expatriates, evidence and testimony that, it was just after the deposition of his former elected President.

The remnant that is left was gold-plated lead.

I do not know if you have knowledge that Russia sent last week the hundredth convoy of trucks with food for the Eastern Ukraine, I do not know if you know that Russia is sending coal to power plants (more than 200,000 tons / day).

I do not know if you know that the Zaporizhzhya Nuclear Power Plant was paralyzed twice in a month, the reactor 3 and the reactor 5, tried to put uranium rods of Westinhouse and almost the thing becomes a Chernobyl.

Elena.

This is a first e-mail, do not know if you receive or if they receive, deigned to translate and respond.

For my part, I will try to translate the Portuguese (Brazil) to English and send.

Google Translator is to it!

Anyway, good luck.

I hope that in 2015 we did not book a Third World War.

In this case, you will turn roast meat or radioactive.

My family and I spend too cold in the Southern Hemisphere.

Best regards,

Sorry rude words are sincere, is what I see here.

Alexandre.

:-)

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 14:24 | 5618614 Karaio
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No use Hollyood provide all movies online.

We want ZeroHedge, Saker, Paul Craig, Pepe Escobar etc. .

hehe.

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 17:00 | 5618968 Falconsixone
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Be a shame if reid was smashed in to a old stinking puddle of vile mush and dropped in a barrel down the worlds deepest hole and then filled to the top with congressmen, senators and presidents then topped off with sewage.

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