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US Ally Saudi Arabia Starts Gender Segregation On National Airline
Having outperformed in the beheading leagues for 2014, US ally Saudi Arabia has begun 2015 with a new policy sure to please its Western 'partners'. As Entertainment.ie reports, after a number of complaints from passengers about "random males" being seated next to their wives, Saudi Arabia's national airline is looking in to segregating their flights.
After a number of complaints from passengers about "random males" being seated next to their wives, Saudi Arabia's national airline is looking in to segregating their flights.
Saudi Arabia's national airline, Saudia, will order its staff to keep men and women seated separately on flights from now on after passengers complained about the lack of segregation on their flights.
The Emirates247 news website reported that the airline, which already complies with many of the religious practices of Islam including not offering alcohol or dishes that contain pork on their flights, have decided to separate men and women on board, unless they are close relatives.
Abdul Rahman Al Fahd, Saudia's assistant manager for marketing, said that "there are solutions to this problem…we will soon enforce rules that will satisfy all passengers".
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Why not just have separate planes? Will Saudi segregate homo- and hetero-sexuals? How about heavy and not-so-heavy people? And then there is race?
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Smelley/Non-Smelley works for me.
"will satisfy all passengers"
Everybody will leave the plane happy.
Now that's what I call an ending! And here I was thinking it was only the Oriental airlines that offered that.
I wonder, where would Conchita Wurst would sit on a Saudi plane?
Looney
Tyler for now on please call this what it is, "Obama's, Bush's and Clinton's ally"
The Saudi's would kill the Homosexuals if they knew they were homosexuals.
They stone people for being homosexual. I wonder, do they bring the stones in on carry-on luggage ready to pelt the person or does the burka wearing stewardess come down the aisle asking 'granite' or 'marble'? Do royalty get to throw gold stones?
A lot of insecure little cocks over there it seems.
why not just put their bitches with the rest of their property down below?
SaudiAir™
"would you like a towel with your meal...oh wait..."
I think they just toss them out the door at 10,000 feet
I do love the 'US ally saudi Arabia ' on every article like this one. Throwing the hypocrisy out there. You know if the Russians or Chinese did this it would be headline news. But not since it's US ally Saudi Arabia. They get a pass on this and on any beheading of homosexuals. Good thing Putin didn't try any of this, it wpuld be a human rights violation.
Cockpit !
I would love to see that here in the US to keep the fat ass nosy bitches away from me!
"What book are you reading? Oh, my Nephew read that book. What do you do for a living? My Sister works there. Would you mind trading me for your window seat? Oh excuse me, flying always upsets my stomach."
Its the assholes bringing infants on aircraft that piss me off. Incessant wailing. And make your damn kid stop kicking the back of my seat. I don't care what you have to do, tie the little shit up if thats what it takes.
Probably better to check them with the luggage
As I wrote, whatever it takes.
O great great King, the airline placed this randy random male passenger next to my wife who found him very mosst entertaining and she says deeply satisfying. O great King such things should not happen in our kingdom...
Because in a cramped airliner with re-circulated air your Wife might get a whiff of another male's pheromones if he sits next to her, don't 'cha know.
Are we going to impose sanctions now? Send in the CIA to foment a coup?
Oh right...they're our "ally".
I am eagerly awaiting the Mile Hile only airplane....
"The gong indicates we have just passed through 10,000 ft. You may all now commence with your orgies."
Yeah but what about babies?
Camel/non-camel?
Saudis love their Camels. Really, really love their camels.
sheep
Un-filtered?
goats too
Me thinks some big player had some OTC contracts that were tied to today's closing price. http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=NG&p=m5
Nudelman to spend her "liberation Dollars" in Saudi Arabia now?
Just have both men and women wear burquas. Nobody will be able to tell what they sitting next to.
Yeah, but will they need to separate the sodomites from their goats?
Crowbar to the nutsack???
Beheading if you get up while the "fasten seat belt" sign is on?
..and I wonder,
How do they line up enough prayer rugs down the aisle of a narrow body and do they turn all their aircraft to 090 (or 270 if you are west of 141 W Longitude) five times a day?
This story is BS.
Yeah cause a country so advanced like Saudi Arabia sure as hell wouldn't do this right??
They are stupid enough to give oil away, this isn't surprising. Stupid is as stupid does.
These people are just plain fucked up. I always try to look for the best in people, but I have to admit, I'm having little success.
"These people are just plain fucked up."
What was your 1st clue? ;-)
Just watch some vids from SA showing their antics with cars. Pure hilarity.
Don't need the videos - they drive here on the streets - worst drivers I have ever encountered!
U.S always had strange allies...........But Saudi Arabia is the epitome of repression. Same can be said for Turkey, which aspires to revive their Ottoman past. Not a single state in the middle east holds any western values, yet carte blanche is given. SAD REALLY..............
Carte Blanche.....and she is related to???
Maybe Delta should consider the same policy.
Delta Airlines flight from New York's JFK Airport delayed after ultra-Orthodox Jewish passengers refuse to sit next to women
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2891081/Delta-Airl...
Yeah I have been around these "Ultra Orthodox" folks. They don't even think you are human. Are they are the choosen of the choosen? A friend of mine Non-orthodox jew told me they hate him more than me because they consider him a traitor. People are really weird sometimes when it comes to being "right" about reliegon.
People like that should just be shot on sight, they poison life for everybody else.
Incredibly dumb article with imbecilic exit questions. They shouldn't even fly. Mohamet didn't. They should stick to marauding and genital mutilation.
Check your Quran. Mo had his own flying horse.
OK, clitoral circumcisions it is.
That is a tribal practice that predates Islam. Similar to "honor" killings in Pakistan. Not directly related to the religion.
..like the NSA warrantless private wire tapping is not directly related to the Constitution.
Named Barack.
Really.
I forgot about Mo's flying horse. He took off from the site of the Dome of the Rock.
WRONG. muhamet flew on his horse to, I believe, mecca.
its in the koran, google it. muslims believe it.
Was that with or without his 9-year-old bride between his sacred legs?
And ruining the rear ends of Camels.....
Well now, there were the flying carpets.
It is their business. I have no quarrel with the Saudis. I admire Islam in part due to their uncompromising position re women in the hierarchy. And I don't mean the ullulating madmen committing atrocities in Pakistan. Every society has those. I mean simply recognizing the sexes are not equals in all things and if they think it keeps their women refreshed in spirit, they should have at it.
Individual liberty... fuck that shit!
.........ullulating madmen committing atrocities in Pakistan. Every society has those.
ah, NO they dont. unless you are referring to muslims in western countries.
Zerohedge there is a big deference between beheading humanitarian workers and beheading drug smugglers.
Drug smugglers are humanitarian workers.
fundamentalist, or wahhabi islam, is incompatible with western values. the world would be a much better place without it.
fundamentalist, or Bible-Thumping, dance- and alcohol-condemning, high-necked, clinched-ass, mouth-breathing-knuckle-dragging literalist, holier-than-thou judgmental Christianity is ALSO incompatible with civilized values. (Did I candy-coat those adjectives too much?)
The world would be a better place without the whole lot of them.
religion and politics are the scourges of humanity
Especially when said smugglers are not sanctioned by the CYA, eh?
Why do I think most of the powerful men running our western regimes would prefer an all male section (likewise the females an all female section) and would see this as some sort of positive advancement?
nice to see they aren't entirely insecure
and hung up on the gender thing. i guess
everyone needs something to obsess about.
when you have everything you could ever need,
a plane ticket and somewhere to go spend your
money why not get bent out of shape over seating
based on gender? i say they need better food and movies
on those flights to chill out the passengers.
Yeah.. I've often thought that if we just gave every man in the ME a joint, a bottle of scotch and some porn to stroke their camels to, it would probably be a much more laid back place.
There are many many women in the streets of Amerika who would do well to adopt a head-to-toe burkha. Once they are past child-bearing age it gets kind of stale, does it not? To say nothing of those that have completely blown out their bodies having children then eating cheese danishes and thawed nachos in front of the teevee.
I would welcome that trend.
So, Hongcha, I guess you still want to look at fat 'n ugly old dudes, LOL. Just cover those nasty women. Hmmmm. . .
These people really are backwards, but if you believe the official 9-11 story, 19 of them overcame our multi-trillion dollar defense complex with boxcutters.
What defense?
Security on planes was the job of airlines. But this would cost money, witch would not look good on those quarterly reports...
I read a report a few days ago that in 1952 it was possible to carry a pistol on a flight in the US
Probably well into the '70s, before the CIA and Israel upped the hijackings.
In the 70's at Love Field for SW Air - you could park your car and be "on" the plane - running - when you were late - in less than 4 minutes cash purchase
Yes, but not everyone else was in Texas and a lot has changed since then...
NORAD.
This may help: http://911research.wtc7.net/planes/analysis/norad/
Probably because guys like johnjkii were going around smelling their women...
If you believe the 9/11 story please contact me. I have a bridge in London sell.
Next Women will be forced on Airlines to use the mens urinals... oh they do?
Post pics, hopefully...
So, which do you prefer to see.........women using men's urinals, or a man's urinal on an airplane..............both, or a combination thereof?
It's all gone rather quiet - Zip
Next Women will be forced on Airlines to use the mens urinals.
"Honey...why is my back all wet?"
I had to think about that for a minute.
Who the hell on earth flys Saudia? Probably some guestworkers on home leave to Bangladesh or Yemen.
Women are yucky and I don't want to sit next to them. I want to be surrounded by big hairy men.
/not gay, supposedly
Have you ever smelled a Saudi woman? They're worse than the Camels.
So are you saying the men smell better?
Who's stench is worse?
1. The Wookie
2. Saudi women
3. A camel toe
Because if you see an unaccompanied woman in Saudi Arabia, you are allowed to rape her. And its her fault, not yours.
Hongcha's favorite thing about mohammedianism. Well, that and Madrassa buggery.
Saudis make US/ANYONE look smart. Tough to do but they always pull something out of the sand to show the world how fucked up they are. Did I mention their country is a shit hole? Our "ally" indeed.
Fuck those fucking little boy fucking camel humping towel heads.
Mr. McFarty: Kindly remember, gentle commenter, that The Hedge is a forum populated by adults and therefore, you needn't couch your language in genteel metaphore. We can take adult talk here.
If they put all the sick people in the back of the plane, they got my business. Just flew a number of flights and had coughing, sneezing idiots all around me. Stay the fuck off the plane when you can barely manage to breathe on your own.
Saudis are just zionists in bedsheets.
Absolutely not.
The House of Sa`ud is nothing if not pragmatic.
They want to get richer,keep screwing anything with a pulse and get even more drunk.
The zionists want to exterminate half of the world and reign in blood over the other half.
We need to cover women from head to toe otherwise I lose control and start raping everything.
/not a rapist, supposedly
I worked in Saudi way back in the 80s. Flew Saudia a bunch of times. Thing that sticks in my memory most is a flight from Riyadh to London. There were a bunch of Saudia women all decked out in the head to toe black gown. But once the plane crossed the border and was out of Saudi airspace they disappeared into the Women's room one by one and came back out in European high fashion with jewelry, make-up and short skirts.
It's world's most medieval and hypocritical society. House of Saud and the Bush Family as BFF really sums up how fucked we are.
Saw the same thing many times and the reverse also on the way back. A Saudi woman even came onto me in a lift in Cairo! The Saudis are the most sick hypocritical f*ckson the planet.
Third world country with a screwed up religion that we tolerate. just shoot down their planes, problem solved.
Borrowed trouble always charges interest.
Looking at the camel-like countenance of both genders, I'd want to segregated also: Onto a different plane!
How they all wear dresses?
You should see Devon street in Chicago. 10 years ago you would see Indian men and women dressed in colorful outfits walking slowly to the market or restaraunt. Now it is bearded men in ankle length nightshirts. The musloids have taken Devon over.
Dearborn, former capital of the motor industry looks more like Mogadishu today.
I keep looking for that creep into the East Queens areas....no signs thus far....but the economy here is a thing to behold...tends to keep the fundies under deep cover. I dare say more business happening on Queens Jamaica Ave/Hillside Ave corridor than entire state of MI on most days.
Much the same in Sweden.
Guess who's behind it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5Arx2OUpo
The whole world is looking into segregating the Saudis and their alleged enemies (but actual brothers in global terrorist arms) for the safety and security of the planet
The only thing I would support would be a no-baby/baby segregation.
I imagine that most folks flying Saudia are Muslim, so who are all these 'random males' who are groping the Saudi women?
The fact that Saudi men obviously can't trust their own kind to keep their paws off other people's women should tell them something about their culture...
Hey Muslim men! It's not your women who are the problem...it's YOU!
Hopefully the front is of men and the other half of the plane with women.
What will have to face putting a burka to stay in the harem while the horns sleep ...
hehe.
Great news! Speaking as an average "random male", I'd pay extra to NOT sit next to one of those fat, smelly women who always seem to be named Fatima and be made out of whale blubber. Thanks Saudis.
Um, that means that you'd rather sit next to a Saudi male. That is what you're saying, you know. Is that what you would really prefer? Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course.
They could also offer the married men the option of storing their wives safely in overhead Sharia compliant compartments
they are more obedient, then the US gov towards Tel Aviv.
Well that tears it...
If I can't freely sit next to my concubine, I'll never fly on a Saudi airliner again!
How the fuck are you supposed to get laid in Saudi Arabia?
We need to segregate them and take their oil. Fuck all these games.
Coupled with trying Saudi women who insist on driving as *terrorists* - another sign that the House of Saud is coming unglued. Should be tops on anyone's list of Countries Most Overdue for a Revolution!
Hey, I just don't want to sit in the WHITE section, thanks. I'm happy to segregate these fucking shits from each other. What they don't know is that it will cause all their wives to talk amongst themselves and plot how to kill these stupid shit saudi fucking lepers dead.
Smack the moustaches and doo rags off their mafia faces. I call them Pepsi nation. This is such a gas. Fuck these wimp limp dick children. They just get their allowance. Think about star wars and the sand people. They're violent, stupid and suggestable. That's about it. Give them some stupid book, yeah... some dumb shit written LAST. And they'll think they're FIRST. Fucking imbecile dumb ass locals. They'll work for anyone. Hey, read this shit... OK! DUH!
Here's a toyota truck and an AK. Go to work. "OKAY! JIHAD OIL DUH!" Fucking morons. Now it's true that Islam was at one time the most civilized, hard ass, ball breaking, tax it all empire which gave the world algebra and alchemy and all of western philosophy. But we learned and they fucked up. Let them pay for their segregated flights. Because there isn't a flight attendant in the world who would suck my dick even though I paid way too much and she looks so fine. They can pay to suck each other. And it suits them. Go for it. Team Akbar! Have a fucking snake on a plane, you oil pumping bitch.
In my opinion, the Islamic people should be ashamed of what they've become. They're just tools. I bet if they got their shit together they wouldn't be eating each other's dicks for the in flight meal. And I wouldn't say half the shit I do if I wasn't getting shit faced, but, these pussies are so uptight they can't even laugh about a cartoon of a spiritual being that is un-projectable and un-definable by humans who can't possibly understand a being so far above our consciousness. I look at these fucks and laugh. All I see are energizer bunnies on a plane. I can smell the Body Odor. Fucking makes me sick. It makes me want to puke. Not at any individual, but the total retardedness of it. These are a bunch of socially accepted germophobes like Howard Hughes, Donald Trump and others. Do you see where this is going?
What I can't seem to figure out is when some douche figures out that touching money is less germy than shaking hands.
Fucking insane. When Malaysia flights are going down for no reason, why do others get through? Just asking.
You're trying too hard, rebbe.