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What's Ahead For 2015 (In 1 Simple Cartoon)

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Squeeeze...

 

 

Source: Sunday Funnies

Bonus Cartoon: This seemed to sum up things rather well also...

 

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Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:37 | 5621540 Pure Evil
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What's left of the US middle class is the cigarette about to get stepped on.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:39 | 5621541 Latina Lover
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2015 Obama 2016 Hitlery or Jeb Bush.

Kill me now, end the pain.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:54 | 5621590 Barnaby
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New face to an old ailment. Endure the symptoms or quit like a pussy.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:55 | 5621600 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Don't worry guys, no matter how bad things get , the S&P will still reach 50 or more all time highs this year.....

(I wanted to put a sarc tag, but I'm worried that it might not be sarcasm and actually will happen)

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:10 | 5621646 SickDollar
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Can you say  "TIGHT" BITCHEZ

 

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:33 | 5622041 cynicalskeptic
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The Zimbabwe Stock Market had an unending string of ever higher highs for some time.... one of the effects of unending inflation.   They were printing 100 TRILLION $Zim banknotes at the end.....

Ever think that MAYBE, just MAYBE the stock market highs in the US are symptomatic of inflation, the product of trillions of $US dumped into the financial system?

Makes more sense than thinking that somehow the US economy has 'recovered' and these companies are actually worth their stock prices. Take out the stock buy-backs and other accounting gimmickery and US stocks are at ridiculously high P/E ratios.  Hard to justify the current prices.

Of course there is an upside to Zimbabwe style economics.  It's really easy to pay off a national debt measured in Trillions.  One $100 Trillion bill - and you even get change.  The bitch is that a loaf of bread will cost you $500 Billion - before noon,  $1 trillion by 5 o'clock. 

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 04:48 | 5622803 Muscletonian
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The 100 Trillion dollar bill is very nice looking all blue sky color.. I have one here, so Im a trillionaire. Anyone want to trade some gold for it??

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:50 | 5621932 noben
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If I were to wish for someone to be put out of their misery and our misery... LL would not be it.

;-)

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:53 | 5621939 gatorengineer
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no let me make it worse for you how about Crusty vs Warren (fauxcahontas).......  Go for socialist versus Marxist.... lets get it done already...

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:10 | 5621649 zorba THE GREEK
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There is no middle class, only the elite and us scum. Time for the scum to rise up

and bring out the Guillotine for the elite. 

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:58 | 5621960 Things that go bump
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That might be true, but we're not starving yet. In fact, I still eat meat every day, as I imagine most everbody else here does, and that's more than I can say for when I was a kid, when potato soup might be presented as the the main course for dinner a day or two before payday or pea soup if she had a bit of pork fat. 

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 00:16 | 5622475 Grouchy Marx
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What makes you think that was meat?

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 00:20 | 5622484 WayBehind
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Back then, the pork fat was edible and perhaps even healthy and good source of nutritions and energy for your body. These days, the meat you are talking about, unless you raise your own, the what you are calling a "meat" is not really edible and definitely not healthy for you.

... just saying

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:40 | 5621550 linniepar
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2015 - BTFATH or lose your shorts! /s

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:57 | 5621953 playnstocks
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Sadly, that statement will probably turn out not to be sarcastic !!

QE4 is being prepared for launch right now !!

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:39 | 5621551 401K of Dooom
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I'm waiting for the Mcdonald's riots!  Got my web-cam ready to upload the videos to the net and tell people that the FSA state does not work!

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:39 | 5621552 Barnaby
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Vise. Vice?

As drugs are unsqueezable due to the pioneering of my glorious state, 15 might well be the year of the war on the cock.

Impregnate a sink, like Clinton said it would've kept the cigar out of that calculating Jew Lewinsky. History can turn on a single wank.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:43 | 5621906 Eyeroller
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"15 might well be the year of war on the cock"

The war has been going on for years.

All I see are Pajama Boys and Lena Dunham types at universities.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:48 | 5621572 ukspreads
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No VICE Versa

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:48 | 5621573 alexmark2013
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Rob Kirby: Oil Derivatives Explode in Early 2015, Financial Meltdown and Confiscation of Your Money Coming. http://investmentwatchblog.com/rob-kirby-oil-derivatives-explode-in-early-2015-financial-meltdown-and-confiscation-of-your-money-coming/
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:14 | 5621660 JoeySandwiches
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Please happen.  It just needs to finally blow up.  Not just for the sake of my sanity, either.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:49 | 5621927 noben
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This would not surprise me, as the biggest risk to financial stability is throwing the Derivatives Market out of its "dynamic stability".

Once things go nonlinear there, margin calls explode, and it's like a 100-foot (30 m) Tsunami coming in, or the 9.5 quake hitting.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:40 | 5622068 Baby Eating Dingo22
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If the banksters can print and steal and be taxpayer backstopped as much as they want, why would they bother with bail-ins?

My money is even uglier than theirs

Makes no sense

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 18:49 | 5621582 Fuku Ben
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Is cartoon #2 all the global citizens behind bars in debtors prison due to the criminal fraudster conjurers?

Or is it the monsters trapped behind the gates of hell trying to get out?

Or are these one and the same to the so called chosen?

No worries that fearless defender of the faith and Knight of Malta Joe Biden is a warrior and will follow all you terrorists to the gates of hell. Although based on his words and action the faith it appears he's defending is that of a false god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOYoLrLIoA

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:10 | 5621644 dragoneyes74
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Back at it.  

Market thoughts for this week:

http://thetradingcrucible.blogspot.com/

 

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:11 | 5621653 cooperbry
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That's a Warren Buffet reference I know it !

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:13 | 5621654 ne1491x
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For Sale: 401K Plan 1/2 Off

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:22 | 5621679 SickDollar
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401k WTF is that ???? lmao

401k is for sheeple not for the awakens or the elite

 

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 08:21 | 5622842 TeethVillage88s
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dupe

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 05:58 | 5622844 TeethVillage88s
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Yeah, those in the club know and have used QE to store more wealth... while Main Street will be the last to know.

- Does your Pension Fund Use Stop Loss Settings?? What will Police & Firemen Do when they Lose their Retirement??

Repost:

Hard to Refute Jim Rickards in his Video on Project Prophesy on Moneymorning.com.

- Attack on US Treasuries, Fed Balance Sheet, Fed Reserves, Fed Liability
- Fall of US Petro Dollar
- China's Steal Gold Run (Buying)
- Coming China Collapse
- IMF Special Drawing Rights Plan to replace USD which is in Peril from Dollar Printing

Next Collapse will be Bail-Out by IMF.
But who Runs the IMF: Kings, Royalty, Dictators, Communists.

- $4.3 Trillion in unstable FED Liabilities with only $56 Billion in Capital Reserves

- Stock Market Capitalization is 203% of GDP, it was 183% prior to the 2008 Crisis, and it was 204% before the Dot Com Stock Crash... we are on the Verge of a Stock Market Crash since it is way above the actual Economy and what our Businesses are worth

- 1929 the Stock Market Capitalization to GDP was 87%

- Notional Value of Stock Derivatives is 10 Times the Value of actual Stocks at $710 Trillion Dollars

- Predicts Loss of $100 Trillion dollar in next crash since the last Crash was $60 Trillion

- 25 Year Depression IS NOW, 50 M on EBT Cards, Massive unemployment of 23%, ...next Banks Collapse, Hyper or Very High Inflation

- The Treasury & FED are Widening the San Andreas Fault Exponentially making the Earth Quake Bigger (Collapse)

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Yeah, this guy gives some interesting, supporting points. I don't know him, but like his Lay Out here.

By John Ficenec, Questor Editor

7:17PM GMT 02 Jan 2015

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11322623/Ten-warning-signs-...

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:44 | 5621907 noben
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Well, given the tax breaks and the employer's contribution, about 1/2 is what you've contributed anyway.  If truth be told.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:22 | 5621683 That_shits_broken
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get to work mr. Bullard!

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:29 | 5621696 Seasmoke
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Whats with that star of david on all those Dodge commericals i have seen all weekend ???

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:33 | 5621703 ebworthen
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Those health insurance premiums should be mailed with this header:

"Affardable" "Care" Act. 

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:37 | 5621716 kchrisc
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Shouldn't the vice in the top one be labeled "Zionism?!"

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Here is a link to a review of a good mainstream, non-conspiracy and non-hate oriented, book on the Jewish dominance within the neo-cons.

http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/heilbrunnreview-final.pdf

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 20:54 | 5621942 gatorengineer
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I regret that I only have one up arrow to give........................

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:54 | 5622101 amadeus39
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and then be destroyed. The "heilbrunn" makes me suspect its objectivity, but I'm all for political incorrectness.

 

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 10:04 | 5623242 Comte d'herblay
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Besides all three being men, what do these human beans have in common?

Janey Yellen, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan?

And how much money have they caused the Secy's of Treasurers  to print? Lew and Geithner?  And what do they have in common with the other three men?

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 21:55 | 5622102 fishwharf
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I predict that in 2015 we will Prince "Randy Andy" Andrew say in many different ways: I did not have sex with that underage prostitute.

Of course he did.

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 23:16 | 5622346 the grateful un...
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the only thing that image needs is the banker as archimedes applying the leverage

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 00:16 | 5622478 Grouchy Marx
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One might say that dude is "leveraged".

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 03:55 | 5622747 scatha
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One of the observers of ceremony of introduction of euro currency in Europe in 1999 said then, that  2015 will be year of collapsing of the EU common currency, a crown jewel of the purely political project, invented for sole purpose of submission of the Europe to ECB central planners in Frankfurt. Collapse of euro will skyrocked New Imperial Deutche Mark and with already strong regionalization of Europe, Kosovo style, German take over of the continent, by "democratic" means, will be completed as planned without firing a shot. It will be  final victorious conclusion to WWII for Germany. I am waiting.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 05:43 | 5622834 Ghordius
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such a gem from a fifteen weeks old account /s

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 09:26 | 5623090 d edwards
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The giant c clamp should have the word government on it.

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