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2014 Hedge Fund Hall Of Fame: The 100 Best-Performing Hedge Funds

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2015 is already shaping up like another painful year for the vast majority of hedge funds, most of which enter the year the way they did 2014: short bonds and long the S&P (with lots and lots of leverage, and hoping to get paid 2 and 20 for doing something any regular investor can do with 2 ETFs while paying neither 2 nor 20), which means that the vast majority will again barely return anything in the green column, let alone generate alpha. As Bloomberg reminds us, "hedge funds as a group had a horrendous 2014, with an average return of just 1.6 percent through October among the 2,400 funds that make up the Bloomberg Global Aggregate Hedge Fund Index."

Until October, managers complained that volatility in stocks and bonds made it tough to make money. Then, many got spooked and sold during October’s plunge, missing a quick profit as prices rebounded.

Trading value added indeed: now go buy a Hamptons mansion.

But not everyone was hopelessly clueless: some did quite well. Courtesy of Bloomberg, below is a list of the 100 Top-performing large hedge funds:

Here are the Top 20 most profitable hedge funds:

 

Most strategies employed by hedge funds were a miserable failure. Here are the best ones:

 

And finally, the biggest - for now - hedge funds:

Source: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:42 | 5624641 actionjacksonbrownie
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FWIW both gold and the gold miners have broken to the upside from their respective short-term downtrends today.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:47 | 5624650 buzzsaw99
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lt's easy to grin
when your ship comes in...
...and you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile
is the man who can smile...
...when his shorts are too tight
in the seat!  [/judge smails]

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:54 | 5624692 Obama LaForge
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Didn't the stock market go up 11% this year? And the best the best hedge fund could do was 9%? What does anyone pay you people for? If you're bullish, just get the Vanguard Total Market Index, for Chrissake. It's all rigged, it's all bullshit, it's all potempkin. Just ride the 'diversification' of having everything.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:01 | 5624715 medium giraffe
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"What does anyone pay you people for?"

Alpha.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:08 | 5624755 TomB
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You're looking at the 2013 return column. The best hedge fund had a 32.8% return in 2014.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 19:16 | 5625779 Wave-Tech
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Wonder if that return is before or after their 2/20 fees....

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:56 | 5624693 CPL
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More for the list.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:55 | 5624694 KnuckleDragger-X
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Time to start hedging the price of brimstone in hell.....

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 14:59 | 5624709 Ignatius
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"I got a rock." -- Charlie Brown

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:03 | 5624727 venturen
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PUBLIC ENEMIES top 100!

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:15 | 5624779 ZH Snob
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I don't know why Her Satanic LLC didn't make the list.  Thought they had the inside track.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:16 | 5624800 firstdivision
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How'd the "Tulip Fund" do?

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:17 | 5624805 Ewtman
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When it all goes south soon most of these guys won't be ready...

 

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/anatomy-of-a-bubble-how-the-federal-r...

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:38 | 5624891 Mike Honcho
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The pride those mothers must feel, just, just....sorry getting verklempt.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:47 | 5624937 mattgallis
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Good for you Bill.  Glad to see your losing position in that pos HLF finally start paying off.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 06:44 | 5627132 StandardDeviant
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Relentless, off-topic blog-pimping is no way to go through life, son.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 16:55 | 5625251 friburgensis
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where is the SNB?

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 18:48 | 5625650 homiegot
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Or, the 100 hedge fund managers that haven't killed themselves yet.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 19:00 | 5625687 noben
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< I would invest in a TD/ZH Hedge Funds

< I would not invest in a TD/ZH Hedge Funds

I wanna see TD/ZH have a hedge fund, and see how it does.  Strongly suspect that others would want to see this also.

Mon, 01/05/2015 - 19:07 | 5625724 noben
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I suspect that Tyler's Hedge Fund would look something like this...

 

 25%  PM bullion

 25%  paper PM (Options)

 20%  Cash

 10%  FX games

 10% MIC stocks

 10% GS stock  (hate 'em but own some anyway)

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100%  Total

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 10:14 | 5627547 Kaervek
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