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Murderous Son, Who Killed His Hedge Fund Father Over $200 Allowance, Was A Princeton Economist Grad

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The most bizarre story from the past weekend was the shocking murder of Tom Gilbert, 70, founder of the Wainscott biotech-focused hedge fund, who was shot dead in his Sutton Place apartment on Sunday Afternoon: shocking because the alleged shooter was none other than his Millennial, hence unemployed, 30-year-old son. What was certainly unclear at the time was what would be the motivation of a son to kill his successful and wealthy father, especially in such dramatic cold blood.

We now know not only the motivation, thanks to AP:

The son of a millionaire Manhattan hedge fund founder who allegedly gunned down his dad over his allowance has been arraigned on a second-degree murder charge, authorities said.

 

A law enforcement source told the New York Post that Thomas Gilbert Jr. had just been told by his father that he would only receive $400 for spending money per month from that point on in addition to $2,400 per month for rent. The younger Gilbert had previously received $600 per month.

 

"She [Mrs. Gilbert] found Senior on the floor with a bullet hole in the head," said Boyce. "She also found a gun resting on his chest with his left hand covering it."

... but also the alleged psychopath's background:

Gilbert Jr. attended Princeton, graduating in 2009 with a degree in economics. Authorities said he had no recent work history.

 

...

 

Gilbert Jr. has a pending criminal case in the town of Southampton, on eastern Long Island.

 

Gilbert Jr., who has an address in the hamlet of Wainscott, was arrested Sept. 18 on a charge of criminal contempt. Southampton town police say he violated an order of protection issued in Brooklyn in June. Police say he confronted a man named Peter N. Smith at Sagg Main Beach in Sagaponack on Sept. 1.

 

He has pleaded not guilty and has a Feb. 2 court date scheduled.

Still, remember: when dealing with murderous psychopathic Princeton economists, correlation is not always causation.

 

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Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:03 | 5628328 silverer
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I think they'll let him off because he's a Princeton economist. Can't have anyone dragging down the good name of Princeton now, can we?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:07 | 5628342 whotookmyalias
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An economist without a high paying job? Whoda thunk?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:09 | 5628363 CrazyCooter
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Kill the host? Fiscal discipline?

Kill the host? Fiscal discipline?

Right, kill the host. Fucking economists!

Regards,

Cooter

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:11 | 5628377 hedgeless_horseman
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An entitled economist?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:14 | 5628404 hedgeless_horseman
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Entitlement kills.

Father?
Yes son.
I want to kill you.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:13 | 5628421 Latina Lover
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That's just fucking brilliant1  +1000

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:14 | 5628432 Latina Lover
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Like father, like son, both criminals.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:21 | 5628479 Yes We Can. But...
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Good-looking bonehead shoulda gone to Hollywood and played whilst laboring as some wealthy cougar's pool-boy.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:21 | 5628490 MillionDollarBonus_
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Yet more proof of the violent impulses of white males. White people have a long history of violence, colonial attrocities and oppression of other races. It's up to every white male to recognize these tendencies and actively work to supress his violent and racist urges, whether they be concious or subconcious, physical or cultural. In addition, if they have any integrity, white males should work harder to make reperations for the countless sins of their ancestors.  

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:23 | 5628498 Publicus
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Side effect of pharmaceutical anti-depressant usage.

 

Those deadly drugs need to be banned.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:23 | 5628507 economics9698
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With a economics degree you can get a job at any Dollar General store, wtf?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:35 | 5628594 Latina Lover
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Hey Million Dollar Bonus,

 

As a white male, do I get a pass on making reparations if I pay cash to the latinas?  Just asking....

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:42 | 5628641 MalteseFalcon
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I guess sonny skipped the chapter on deflation.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:52 | 5628710 SilverIsKing
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Paul Krugman is an economics professor at Princeton.  I think this is very very relevant.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:56 | 5628734 dirtscratcher
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Hey, maybe Krugman has a son, too. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:01 | 5628756 NotApplicable
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"Dream a little dream for me..."

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:04 | 5628773 TerminalDebt
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30yo with an allowance?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:30 | 5628872 J S Bach
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Hanging out with a Rothschild... hmmmm. She may have planted a subliminal message - a Stepford boyfriend.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:47 | 5628919 BaBaBouy
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Definitely GOLDman Material...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:02 | 5629005 NoDebt
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"I want my two dollars!!"  

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:21 | 5629090 weburke
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no one wants to say "drugs". but looks like it.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:27 | 5629125 Herd Redirectio...
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Or he could be framed...  Someone wanted the dad dead?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:41 | 5629194 bob_stl
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This is like a Kim Kardasian story for economists. Who gives a shit?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:47 | 5629223 NoDebt
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I am an economist.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:42 | 5629523 TerminalDebt
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Who the hell would want an economist dead?

And whats with all the hot women running after a nutcase?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:56 | 5629613 messymerry
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Too many re-runs of 12 Monkeys...  ;-D

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 21:44 | 5630866 FEDbuster
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Will he still get his inheritance or does murdering his Dad void that?  Ten years in Psych Hospital, then back to the spoiled brat life he once knew.  Maybe he can get off on the "too rich" for prison defense?

BTW wasn't the Bernak a Princeton Economics Prof around the same time this kid was there?? Just sayin.....

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:47 | 5629227 Temporalist
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Times are tough.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:59 | 5629285 Tall Tom
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Or he could be framed...  Someone wanted the dad dead?

 

 

Who knows? You cannot trust ANY reports from the media. So that remains a possibility.

 

Perhaps this is revenge from the man whose home was torched.

 

Frame the Mentally Ill bastard. "He is a Nut Case. He did it."

 

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:31 | 5628877 Manthong
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Princeton economist on an allowance from dad.. it fits.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:29 | 5629465 Skateboarder
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$400/mo is kids allowance in posh areas. A fully grown man can eat twice a day and travel (minimally) with that amount.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:52 | 5629588 TruthInSunshine
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Paul Krugman was probably a professor of his.

A Rothschild (with many miles on her vagometer based on photo) is yet again involved in the periphery of a sketchy crime scene.

Another Jewish family destroyed by their making the golden calf of fiat paper their god.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:40 | 5629518 BuddyEffed
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Dating a Rothschild?  Did I read that right?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:15 | 5629736 Pairadimes
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Sheesh. You money guys had enough trouble trying to avoid high windows, nail guns and skyscraper roofs. Now you have to make sure you keep your allowance payments up too.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 21:35 | 5630835 TahoeBilly2012
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This guy has had a few platefuls of coke over the years. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:04 | 5630463 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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The corporate world is well-known to attract individuals who qualify as psychopathic. Their inability to experience empathy with other living beings causes them to thrive in such dog-eat-dog environments.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:19 | 5629750 Pairadimes
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More to the point, Krugman IS a son. This actually explains a lot.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:21 | 5628838 WillyGroper
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Just think of drumming up GDP for the likes of SCI.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:55 | 5628717 wallstreetapost...
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smart move.... now he has no allowance, but at least he will live rent free in prision for a while.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:08 | 5628791 bovine-reuptake...
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fuck your cowhole!  Buy Bitcoin!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:32 | 5628878 Creepy Lurker
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Do you see this, MDB? You need to be around more. These guys need your guidance.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:57 | 5628958 zuuma
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A short Play about Tom, Jr....

Take's place in spring, 2016

 

Lil' white tommy: "hey". What's your name?

Bubba Kneegrow: "bubba"

Lil' white tommy: "that my bunk"?

Bubba Kneegrow: "Fo today".

Bubba Kneegrow: "yo wants to be da husband or da wife in dis reashonship"?

Lil' white tommy: "husband, i think"

Bubba Kneegrow: "Heh, heh, heh"!

Bubba Kneegrow: "fine, fine. Now c'mon ovah heah and suck yo wife's C*%k"

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:33 | 5629147 pods
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Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poopchute.

-Frank Z

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:54 | 5629260 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Did he come back on Sunday for the Gong Show?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:53 | 5628938 clade7
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Wait until he finds out how much of his inheritance he just lost to 'estate taxes'...Economist my ass!  He'd a pulled the trigger a few years back!  

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 19:36 | 5630403 Ms. Erable
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Mentally disturbed Princeton Economics graduate? Ah, but I repeat myself.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:44 | 5628907 Payne
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I am not white I am Melanin deprived.  We need to forcilby redistribute Melanin.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:06 | 5630494 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Well, I married my wife because I loved her, not because she is black. But one might say we are "on the job".

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:49 | 5628692 HardAssets
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Its a pretty good bet that he was on some kinda psychiatric drug.

Of course, we'll never hear of it 'cause of 'privacy issues'. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:43 | 5628906 j0nx
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Yeah but you'll sure hear about the weapon he used to commit the crime though. No privacy issues there. No siree.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:29 | 5629466 detached.amusement
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that's because if people started finding out that pretty much everyone that loses it is on some sort of antidepressant, people might make some correlations

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:40 | 5629188 hot sauce technician
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Couldn't agree more Pub. This guy was pretty blessed - family, money, genetics (to some degree or other), edumacation... Wouldn;t have needed to make too much of an effort to get his life together... Bankers, entitled classes, whatever... This shit is just sad, and when I read about the meds I had no doubt as to what triggered such psychopathic behavior. Stay safe wherever you are.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:35 | 5629500 detached.amusement
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hot sauce is fabulous, I salute you, sir

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:28 | 5628540 stant
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I am staying out of the malls. what more can you ask?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:51 | 5628702 HardAssets
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stant:  "I am staying out of the malls. what more can you ask?"

I stay out of malls anyway. Malls completely Suck.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:28 | 5628546 Bay of Pigs
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MDB, now that is way over the fuckan top! Haha...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:32 | 5628567 economics9698
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I second that.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:36 | 5628600 10mm
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Is that you Tokyo Rose.Oh, it's MDB.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:47 | 5628683 Obama LaForge
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/sarc?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:01 | 5628994 NoDebt
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And then some.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:15 | 5628825 WillyGroper
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MDB, be honest. What comedy circuit to you write for?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:44 | 5628909 City_Of_Champyinz
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Blah Blah Blah, kill yourself you worthless racist piece of rancid shit.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:57 | 5628975 Satan
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Reading this as a white person makes me want to beat you....

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:52 | 5629592 Civilizedworm
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Dude what planet are you even from? 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:18 | 5629706 TruthHunter
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MillionDollarBonus_ "violent impulses of white males."

 

If you look at murder rates, there isn't one "white" country

in the top 20. 

Its all because of white oppression?  Without "white males" most of those countries

would be living in grass huts.

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:22 | 5629777 Thom_333
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And that´s exactly why the rest of the world live in fear of us because they now what we can do if we turn that side to work. And you can forget your reparations.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:54 | 5630261 cheech_wizard
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ZeroHedge really does need an ignore user feature.

whitegirlbleedalot.com/top-100-black-mob-violence-videos/

heyjackass.com/


Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:13 | 5630473 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Ironically, "white" males who do not marry "white" females tend to be frowned upon by many segments of Western society. This I can personally attest to. What concerns me the most about it is not that "mixed" couples have to deal with hate, but rather, how many different directions this hatred seems to be coming from.

I suppose some people are a bit confused by living in the 21st century.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:35 | 5630619 Roanman
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Whew!!!!! MDB, I was worried there for a moment that we had lost you. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:50 | 5628691 SickDollar
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The "Lucky sperm club" life style is over now, welcome to the real world Thomas Gilbert Jr.

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:56 | 5628960 JRobby
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Cougar?

Manhattan socialite Anna Rothschild, 49

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:50 | 5629239 Grinder74
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I'd tap that...in the dark of course.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:00 | 5629291 JRobby
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Good move. That surgical alteration stuff does not look too good "up close"

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:21 | 5628484 Manthong
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Princeton economist, malefactor, a piece of work..  just like Woodrow Wilson and Paul Krugman.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:22 | 5628489 MillionDollarBonus_
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.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:24 | 5628511 Yes We Can. But...
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MDB, did you suffer a stroke during your hiatus?  Your spelling and satirical abilities ain't what they used to be...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:43 | 5628660 Freddie
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I don't think that is the real MDB.   This one is not as clever.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:14 | 5629342 Atomizer
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He must of got hung up on his ZH distrss call.

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Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:22 | 5630078 August
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MDB fils has taken over the franchise.

Long live MDB!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:58 | 5629283 Atomizer
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MDB is using morse code.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:42 | 5628647 angel_of_joy
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... Like father, like son... or, as some Hindus would like to say, Karma is a bitch !

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:21 | 5628492 Antifaschistische
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we'll have to dig deep into some fringe blog site to discover what coctail of prescription psychiatric meds he was on

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:32 | 5628570 SmittyinLA
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so is this a long or short play for prescription psychiatric meds makers or best off just arbitrage the lawyer tribe with a long position in Porsche?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:13 | 5628423 El Vaquero
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I don't even have to click on the link.  That song had to be drug induced. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:23 | 5628469 Bangin7GramRocks
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Clearly a sad case of Affluenza. "Sorry sir for any inconvenience. Here is your inheritance. Have a super day!" "Thanks judge."

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:33 | 5628592 SmittyinLA
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"bam hired"

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:16 | 5628440 Breezy47
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Mother?

Yes Son.

I want to.....aaaaaaaahhhhhh....

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:16 | 5628450 froze25
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Have no fear we will soon have another Yale Princeton Harvard Mafia member in the White House.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:25 | 5630100 August
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By comparison, at least, Yale is not that bad. 

Bruce Wayne went to Yale, and he turned out OK, more or less.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:14 | 5629213 ajax
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Finally people here are understanding what the word "entitlement" really means. Not a fucking thing to do with hard-earned paid-in pensions of people who work for a living instead of just ripping off the next guy/gal.

How's the family? "Families": Lou Reed (a man who worked/created his whole life instead of being a fucking 'poseur')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJdCqZJWQxI

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:57 | 5629621 neidermeyer
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Mother?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:13 | 5628410 SheepRevolution
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Ivy League student = Psychopath = Sociopath = Insane = Murderer

There! Solved it!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:24 | 5628495 847328_3527
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Just show the judge your Princeton Diploma and on a side bar 'splain to him your Ivy League shit doesn't stink, and you'll be out in a jiffy.

 

But then again, your average Thugs killer is usually out on bail in 5-7 years with the revolving merikan jail doors so if they treat you as well, you'll be out.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:39 | 5628620 Henry Rearden
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Paul Krugman's required reading for economic's classes: 

 

John Maynard Keynes - The Economic Consequences of Peace

Fyodor Dostoevsky's - The Brothers Karamazov

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:50 | 5628933 caconhma
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Henry,

Your post is too much for an average ZH reader/poster.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:42 | 5629200 tarsubil
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This guy could play Vanya.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:08 | 5629339 Jstanley011
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The Brothers Karamazov in a nutshell: "You can't handle the truth!"

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:03 | 5628762 Tall Tom
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No worries...He did what he had to do...because he is...Helpless.

 

What else could he have done?

 

This is what will happen to him...Afterwards you may want to listen to the entire song.

 

http://youtu.be/X4fS2l9OAI8?t=3m16s

 

"Helpless" was written by Danny Elfman who has moved on from Oingo Boingo to write the soundtracks of many Screenplays and Popular Movies..

Countless long nights while I stare at the wall
I ask myself over again
How did I end up in this little hell?
How did it ever begin?

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, helpless

Helpless to turn back the clock
That ticks on with its cruel shiny face
It laughs while it watches
My every disgrace

I was born a sap all the nurses laughed
When they saw me the first time
They giggled and they said
"This poor little monster'd be better off dead"

Oh oh oh, helpless

Helplessly trapped in a body
I'm sure should have never been mine
I bet that my real one is doing just fine

And I don't belong here, I don't belong here
I should be quite rich with a big shiny car
A house with twelve rooms, I deserve to go far

Oh oh oh, helpless

Helplessly falling in love
But does love really last through the night?
To love and to honor, to kick and to bite!

And I don't belong there, I don't belong here
It's all a mistake I was destined for greatness
A leader, a prophet, they're just too blind to notice

Where did this whole silly story begin?
It seems that my mind has gone blank
It seems that I messed up a chapter or two
Perhaps it is best if I'm frank!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh helpless

Helplessly lost like that
Poor chap who came for an innocent dance
He left with his brain smeared all over his pants!

'Cause he didn't belong here, he didn't belong here
He never should've left that warm cage in the zoo
His face was so ugly, what else could I do?

Can you really blame me, I had to smash it
He left me no choice, he was just like the others
So I just had to kill him like my poor, dear, old mother

Oh oh oh, helpless

Helplessly fucked in the ass
By a legion of forty ex-cons
That's what it feels like
When you walk all over me

Don't belong here, I don't belong here
Your eyes burn right through me they fill me with fear
I could've been at home watching football, and drinking beer

I say, oh oh oh, helpless, so helpless

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:49 | 5628687 pelican
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$2400 for rent and $200 a month for other expenses?

What a POS, I hope they use his hole to play basket ball in prison.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:01 | 5628761 Freddie
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Still pretty sad story.   Something very wrong in that family.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:02 | 5628998 JRobby
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Something very, very wrong with all of these elitists. Hence the label.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:17 | 5629384 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Would it be wrong to encourage children in the Hamptons to play with matches?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:24 | 5629428 ajax
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:32 | 5629473 Jstanley011
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Wrong? He dates women as old as his mother and evidently has murdered his father. What could possibly be wrong?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:45 | 5629540 Withdrawn Sanction
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maybe Oedipus wrecked it for him

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:46 | 5628921 Tall Tom
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He cut the allowance from $600 to $400. Read the article, damn it.

 

This asshole needed to be on the street so that he could get the clue and grow the fuck up.

 

His father may have been successful as a Hedge Fund Manager but was an absolute failure as a parent. That cost him...his life.

 

THis adult-child was probably absolutely indulged from the day of his birth. It was much easier to give in and give him everything which he demanded.

 

When you love your children the best word to learn as a response to a child's demands is, "NO!!!" It takes work to discipline them. Yes I will agree. And that word, "No", does not mean that you neglect them.

 

The child must learn that only through effort and work can success be acheived. But that is the downside of being wealthy. You can give your children everything they demand as you have it to give.

 

If your millenial adult children are living in your basement then you are doing them NO FAVORS. Kick those leaches out.

 

A 25% Unemployment Rate means that Three out of Four people are WORKING.

 

Stop indulging them. Evict your adult children today. LOVE YOUR CHILDREN.

 

Otherwise you may end up dead and your child will have three hots and a cot along with a new boyfriend, Bubba.

 

Is that what you want for your child?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:10 | 5629038 cynicalskeptic
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Almost $34,000 a year - and you can bet he wasn't paying any income tax on it - was likely still a deduction on his father's return.

More than a hell of a lot of people net in a year - but clearly 'inadequate' for the life to which he'd become accustomed.  

He didn't really think he was going to inherit it all after killing Dad, did he?

Sadly you see waaaay too many spoiled and dysfunctional kids of affluent parents.  Spoiled like hell, yet resentful beyond belief.  They've had life handed to them on a silver platter - prep schools that tolerate behavior that would get them thrown out of other places (and often has), admission to top schools bought by Mommy and Daddy and even a guaranteed career - if they can manage to meet the barest minimums of performance and behavior.  Most would've ended up in Juvie - or prison a long time ago on drug charges, date rape or whatever (apparently arson in this guy's case) but money keeps them free.   When you're NOT rich, you have to face the consequences of your actions and learn - these kids keep getting away with all kinds of shit - until they can't.  Then they're in shock.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:32 | 5629478 detached.amusement
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those ultra private schools, I went to one for a single year way back when.  all of the super duper rich ones were totally coked up and the faculty knew it'd be their job if they said anything about it.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:18 | 5630531 Tall Tom
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Damn straight. I needs to be that way. We used to pass around the one hitter Hash Pipe in class...when we were not busy setting fire to the Paper Airplanes before we lofted them.

 

Sad to report that the school did burn down about four years after I left.

 

I will always have fond memories of The Boyden School in San Diego. Most students there were just expelled from La Jolla Country Day.

 

Saudi Prince Faisal attended when I attended.

 

I know it all too well.

 

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 19:02 | 5630302 Bangin7GramRocks
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Yes. And most people are against the inheritance tax. They want to create an entire zombie army of these cunts!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:24 | 5630564 Tall Tom
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Really?

 

You just sound jealous. Most of these advantaged were brought up well. Most.

 

I had to work for it.

 

Socialism does not work. Parents can always write their progeny out of their will and have done so. I will not leave anything, intentionally, to the undeserving.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 21:12 | 5630757 Bangin7GramRocks
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I have known hundreds if not a thousand of these trust fund assholes and not more than 10% are useful enough humans. The other 90% should've been smothered in the crib. I am not jealous of money. I have plenty and I give generously. I detest the portion of society that is born into wealth and grow up to be entitled fuckfaces.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:57 | 5630281 Bangin7GramRocks
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He will be bobbing for dicks like a circus seal. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:12 | 5628803 sgt_doom
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The ONLY shocking item would be if the Princeton econ grad were not a psychopath, as the two have never been mutually exclusive!

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:04 | 5629318 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Perhaps not the only shocking item.

You'd be hard pressed to find any econ grad from Princeton (or any other Ivory League college for that matter) with an actual work history.

Employment history, sure, but work?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:33 | 5629837 SAT 800
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Second degree murder ?? WTF. what do you have to do to make first degree ? I thought pre-meditated was first degree? Well, I'm not a lawyer, thank God.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 19:07 | 5630310 Bangin7GramRocks
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And so it begins...He is lawyered up and the authorities are already scared shitless that his team of soulless monsters will mount a defense that a dumbfuck jury of "his peers" will vote to acquit. His family wealth has already bought him a reduced charge and the body isn't even buried. 'Merica Fuck Yeah!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:58 | 5628984 doctor10
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Watch the FSA do exactly this to their Uncle Sam once the EBT cards stop working

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:45 | 5629549 Matt
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No, I think they'll take it out on convenience store owners and cops instead.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:34 | 5629492 reader2010
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47% seniors at Ivy schools are Econ majors today. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:37 | 5630165 August
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That is fucking depressing.  And the next 40% are probably Poli-Sci.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 23:40 | 5631166 reader2010
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Wall Street and management consulting are where they head after graduation and anything below $100,000 starting base annual salary is considered as failure. Back in 1985 only 3%,  now it's at almost 50%.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:24 | 5629778 4 wheel drift
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An economist without a high paying job? Whoda thunk?

well...  indeed...  it takes a while for the populi to realize that....   hmm

the emperor has no clothes....  ?

this is a sign that.....    FINALLY....  said populi may be waking up...

and ekonomist's value in terms of employment and value brought to the table is no better.....

than....  say....   a drug dealer ?    or....   a pimp ?....   or...   a voodoo priest ?

(i was going to say....   used car salesmen.....  but i would be insulting car salesmen)

then again.....    maybe he had more altruistic moties...

such as ridding humanity of an evil sob wallstreeter.....

fuck them all three  (ekonomists, wallstreeters, and spoiled shitheads)....  

damned degenerates

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:40 | 5630189 Buck Johnson
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Yep, but he sounds like a rich pretty boy that life didn't work out the way he thought it would.  And he snapped.

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 19:32 | 5630387 StateofFraud
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Broken window theory, of course.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:14 | 5628434 kridkrid
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Woodrow Wilson put Princeton on the map. The same financiers who backed him politically, gave generously to the university. He sold his soul for Princeton and came to understand the damage he had done in the process. That was the end. We've been living in the matrix ever since. Princeton economist. Perfect.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:50 | 5628688 H. Perowne
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Paulie Krugnuts has that job covered just fine, thank you very much. Blondie here was probably head of his class.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:59 | 5628740 jump_mutha_fukah
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First post to the hedge, long time lurker...let the fresh meat heckling begin...

In keeping with the theme of fucktards from elitist universities, here is some contact info for the good

folks over at Haavad that really are eager to have us console them in their recent discovery of the ACA misery.

I think you all owe it to your fellow countrymen to come beside them in their time of hardship and encourage them on this long

and sometimes difficult road to utopia

Name:  Richard F. Thomas

Appointment Title:  George Martin Lane Professor of the Classics; Contin Ed/Spec Prog

Office Phone:   +1 617 496 6061

Office Fax:  +1 617 496 6720

Email:  rthomas@fas.harvard.edu

 

Name:  Mary D. Lewis

Appointment Title:  Professor of History

Office Phone:   +1 617 495 4303 x235

Office Fax:  +1 617 495 8509

 

Name:  Dr Barbara J. McNeil

Appointment Title:  Ridley Watts Professor of Health Care Policy; Head of the Department of Health Care Policy; Professor of Radiology

Office Phone:   +1 617 432 1909

 

Name:  Mary C. Waters

Appointment Title:  M. E. Zukerman Professor of Sociology

Office Phone:   +1 617 495 3947

Office Fax:  +1 617 496 5794

Email:  mcw@wjh.harvard.edu

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:24 | 5629788 4 wheel drift
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fuck them all

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:07 | 5628784 JLee2027
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While it's probably true in this case, the police "make up" and "guess" motive all the time just to force the arrest. Until it comes from the shooter, it's a guess.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:18 | 5628830 Lordflin
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Send this boy to rehab...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:55 | 5628954 Tall Tom
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Send this boy to Bubba so that Bubba can devirginate his Princeton ASS.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 18:38 | 5630188 August
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Give this lad an AK, and send him to Goldman.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:39 | 5628880 JohnnyHenriksen
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Rich dad who runs a hedge fund - Check.

Dating a Rothschild - Check.

Went to the same school as a rockafeller - Check.

Spoiled little shit who gets a cumulative total of $2,800 to $3,000 a month - Check.

Tried to start a hedge fund under the name of an obscure 13th century arabic reference to muslim slave soldiers - Check.

The cult of the rich elitists is bizarre, this is but the cusp of their weird little world, god only knows what else happens behind the veil of these sick twisted greedy fucks momentary mass media exposure.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn-Cab0XRlw

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:09 | 5629032 JRobby
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God does know. Every bizarre perversion you can imagine and then some. Incest, arson, rape, theft etc.

Killing rivals you compete with over an inheritance is common place for these clans. They have each other committed routinely like a sort of bizzare strategy game.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:40 | 5628896 j0nx
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I won't shed any tears for either of them. As pretty as he is he will make a nice playtoy for Jamal in prison.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 14:57 | 5628971 Tall Tom
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Sheeeeet...

 

Now Jamal and Bubba are gonna haf a biddin' war over this new fresh fish bitch?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:19 | 5629078 robertsgt40
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You would think a psychopath with a degree from Princeton would be in high demand, certainly at the Fed. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 15:44 | 5629205 Ruffmuff
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This generation of tender brains, need a big fucking kick up the asshole.

My youngest a senior in college is moving out for a while. The party is on, bitchezz!!!!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:13 | 5629703 Thom_333
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Keeps getting better and better...! Mentally disturbed Princeton Economics Grad student - a socialite and romantically involved with a Ms. Rotschildt. Must have been nice parties though but black magic isn´t for the mentally unstable.

Hanging around the NWO too much have we. And as consequence Sr. get´s...Gruberized.

But Jr. will get off...Eyes Wide Shut and all that.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:22 | 5629784 SAT 800
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Wow, you couldn't make this stuff up. Zero Hedge is becoming more interesting and jaw dropping than a tabloid newspaper; and it's all real; whatever real means, anymore.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 17:37 | 5629850 nakki
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6 years at Princeton that is.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 21:36 | 5630846 Remington IV
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krugman strikes again

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 21:44 | 5630877 steelhead23
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With that nifty BS degree from Krugman U., for sure he'll have all the tools he needs to determine the PNV of those four bullets he fired in terms of lost inheritence.  Brillian dude, your dad is 70, you're 30, he's worth a bundle and you're worthless -  and you kill him because he reduces you piddling allowance by $200/mo.  You'll have lots of time to do the math.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 23:47 | 5631181 Anglophobe
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foolish boy... a nailgun woulda been more believable to suicide your dad with .... and they said he was inteliigent , bah! 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:04 | 5628330 Philo Beddoe
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Now I know why tigers eat their young - Rodney Dangerfield. 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:05 | 5628335 jbvtme
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what's krugman's son up to these days?

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