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Stock Slump Erases All Post-FOMC Gains

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But, but, but... low oil prices are awesome and Yellen was kinda sorta dovish... right? After ripping 5 to 6% off the Yellen FOMC lows in thin illiquid holiday trading, US equities have roundtripped (just as Treasury yields already had) - erasing all that 'hard-earned wealth'.

 

 

Who could have known?

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:12 | 5628053 blaireauhedge
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Bottom is in.

Thanks, ZH!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:22 | 5628093 FuzzyDunlop21
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For a moment, but Only a Fed official can stop these sell-offs.  Who will it be this time?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:23 | 5628095 SheepRevolution
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Smells like 2008 all over again.... And then some!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:27 | 5628102 hedgeless_horseman
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:40 | 5628180 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Yellen must be on vacation still.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:03 | 5628319 KnuckleDragger-X
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That means it's time to unleash the Bullard......

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:06 | 5628345 Consuelo
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Yikes - I can smell the ferrous from here...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:30 | 5628126 blaireauhedge
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I've heard that so many times in the last 6 years.

I'll believe it when i see DOW 10,000.

Right now we are talking about drops of less than 2%.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:52 | 5628269 jcaz
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LOL- so your idea of a "hedge" is to come on this board and bleet your long position?

Baaaaa......

Stay long in your S&P index fund- don't sell it now, you're only down 2%-  you'll bounce to new highs any second,  the Fed will come to your aid......

Sucker.

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:04 | 5628331 blaireauhedge
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Who said I was long?

I'm not in equities.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:27 | 5628107 Aaaarghh
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nah, Im hoping not. maybe after a carefully choreographed 10-20% drop, which will give yellen all the screams of support she'll need for QExxxxx.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:06 | 5628348 KnuckleDragger-X
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There is a point where even the FED can't support all the magic paper floating around but that doesn't mean they won't try. I'm expecting the announcement of an emergency FOMC meeting in a couple of weeks.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:41 | 5628625 Eyeroller
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That's some fancy plate spinning required.

If margin calls are triggered then watch for the plates to drop.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:14 | 5628063 JustObserving
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Where is Bullard when you need him?  And Kevin Henry is not back on the job?

It is just a matter of time before the market is manipulated/talked higher.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:16 | 5628064 alexmark2013
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2015: Now That The Fed Drove Everyone Into Ruinously Risky Bets.... It Is Impossible For Everyone To Sell At The Top Before The Implosion; The Assets Are Owned By Someone All The Way Down. http://investmentwatchblog.com/2015-now-that-the-fed-drove-everyone-into-ruinously-risky-bets-it-is-impossible-for-everyone-to-sell-at-the-top-before-the-implosion-the-assets-are-owned-by-someone-all-the-way-down/
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:18 | 5628069 Dr. Engali
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2.54% for thirty year "money", crazy times. When the thirty year goes onder two, I'll start dumpnig.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:25 | 5628104 disabledvet
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I'm close too.

 

These ships are about to come in and I ain't talking King Phillip's gold.

 

Long Amazon Prime....

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:33 | 5628133 Pool Shark
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Don't be silly Doctor; everyone knows the fed will be raising rates...

Pretty soon...

Next FOMC meeting?...

Any time now...

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:10 | 5628367 KnuckleDragger-X
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The 10 year is at 1.9 right now. The 30 will get there soon.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:19 | 5628078 Seasmoke
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All aboard !!!!!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:20 | 5628081 Seasmoke
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All aboard !!!!!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:23 | 5628089 Bell's 2 hearted
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this canary wearing a bright yellow safety vest (with flashing lights)

 

core capex orders down 3 consecutive months (4 of last 5)

 

and the energy capex shrinkage just getting started

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:23 | 5628092 valley chick
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...---...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:24 | 5628097 monopoly
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A long, long way to go. "The bottom is in"......For Gold!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:26 | 5628101 Bell's 2 hearted
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1.962

 

Secretariat breaking away from Sham ...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:28 | 5628113 Dr. Engali
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Secretariat.... LOl..... You're dating yourself.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:11 | 5628378 KnuckleDragger-X
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Seattle Slew?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:27 | 5628108 Tsar Pointless
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But Tyler, it has been wealth hard-earned. Just think of the tireless work performed by the HFT machines throughout this entire equity rally from 2009. Are you heartless, man?

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:07 | 5628359 RealityCheque
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Yeah!! SkyNet's gotta eat!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:27 | 5628110 the not so migh...
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we need more leaks, we need more trolls that are patient

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:28 | 5628114 Bell's 2 hearted
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1.949

 

Go!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:28 | 5628115 franzpick
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$47 crude just ticks away, and the $42 temporary bottom could be days away:

http://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil-advanced-chart

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:12 | 5628400 KnuckleDragger-X
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Brent is the one to watch. I'm hoping it'll cross the $50 dollar mark in a day or two.....

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:33 | 5628136 Hubbs
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"Blood in the street is up to my knees... blood is the rose of mysterious youth"

 

Jim Morrison

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1TtS1lSW_s

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:38 | 5628163 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Burn this shit to the ground! Baaa daa daa daa daa daaaaa, I'm Loving it!

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:35 | 5628168 FieldingMellish
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How long, how long will I slide?

Separate my side I don't,

I don't believe it's fair

Slittin' my throat, it's all I ever...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:41 | 5628185 franzpick
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Crude now in the $47s: don't fill up until it bottoms at $42:

http://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil-advanced-chart

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:54 | 5628276 franzpick
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And my minus 450 point DJIA call to the temporary double bottom at 17,000 (and SPX 1970 and NYA 10,400) is less than 2% and a day or two away, yellin' from the open mouth committee notwithstanding:

http://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-advanced-chart

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:57 | 5628292 Son of Captain Nemo
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A tribute to what comes before the biggest of "falls"!

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=7670

 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:00 | 5628310 Keltner Channel Surf
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Fascinating.  Recall not quite a month ago stocks were rescued from a similar mini-swoon by a 'patient' FOMC and a Fed Chair presser featuring Janet the Ripper, and of course a market rip soon followed, with carry-thru til year-end.

Tomorrow marks another FOMC release, but this time with no press conference, though the minutes are from the aforementioned Dec 16 period, when SPY had dared to 'plunge' below the 50 DMA.  With only Evans on tap, and not until after 6 pm tomorrow, this seems a perfect time to trot out some semi-attributed Fed quote to Reuters, Hilsen-Ramp at WSJ, etc.  Let's see if we get a bubble-conscious, or a bubblicious Fed as the day progresses . . .

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:02 | 5628322 mtndds
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once again, BULLISH!!!  This is another phucking headfake.  Tomorrow Dow 20,000.  Rinse and Repeat.

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:09 | 5628373 mtndds
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OH and I am going to take out my gas sucking H1 Hummer and fill up the take tank and punch the gas peddle on the highway onramp with my hair blazzing.  Just waiting for some FED phucker or ECB phucker to say something and watch the market turn on a dime.  Its going to be green by the close, thanks to the NY FED.  So phucking predictable!! 

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:05 | 5628332 PrayingMantis
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... investing in stocks (like energy stocks) is like investing your money on crime ... crime does not pay ... >>> http://business.financialpost.com/2015/01/06/oilfield-writedowns-loom-as-crude-slump-guts-drilling-values/?__lsa=16bc-154e ...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:04 | 5628333 A_latvian
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This is sooner than I expected. The politburo usually schedules market corrections on 8-year presidential elections, so both parties can simultaneously blame the other for the crash and take credit for the recovery.

It's a little early this time. Interesting...

Tue, 01/06/2015 - 13:09 | 5628371 Consuelo
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Employment numbers this Friday...?

 

 

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