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And That Successfully Concludes "Big Brother 101"

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Desperate to spin Europe's deflation, pardon "negative inflation" pardon the lack of impulse to go ahead and spend money you don't have right here right now, into a good, if only for Keynesians, thing? Don't worry - we've got you covered. Below is a sampling of perfectly contradictory Reuters headlines all posted within a spin of 10 minutes, which should send you well on your way to propaganda nirvana.

And that successfully concludes Big Brother 101.

Source Reuters, Reuters, and... Reuters

h/t @RudyHavenstein

 

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Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5633544 hedgeless_horseman
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The Fourth Reich's Central Bank has always been at war with inflation deflation inflation.  The thing that impressed Winston in looking back was that the speaker had switched from one line to the other actually in midsentence, not only without a pause, but without even breaking the syntax.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:50 | 5633578 franciscopendergrass
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You had me at "The Fourth Reich's Central Bank"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:00 | 5633620 LawsofPhysics
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just sit back and watch as the academic puppets for the oligarchs discredit themselves.  Well all know these asshats have been moving the goalposts for years but now that they are moving them everyday even the most ignorant sheep is starting to pay attention.

fourth turning, full faith and credit etc.

deflation is bad, no good, no bad, no good...   ...high oil prices are good, no bad, no good, no bad...  etc. etc. etc.

Fuck em, fuck em all, better things to do and bigger fish to fry.  I may attend the public execution of Jamie or Lloyd just for the hell of it though.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:05 | 5633650 cossack55
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Popcorn vendors liscense?  May be big bucks.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:06 | 5633979 Bullionaire
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BLOODY SEABIRD FLAVOR!

ALBATROSS!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:47 | 5633555 Seasmoke
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Are they really going to a 180 and say Deflation is good.  But for who ?? We shall see !!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5633565 kowalli
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do they have a choice?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:47 | 5633556 CrimsonAvenger
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I don't know if this is funny or disturbing. Kind of like a clown with explosive diarrhea.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633788 nuubee
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You're describing every U.S. President speech I've ever watched.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:47 | 5633557 franciscopendergrass
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What the fuck did I just read????????

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:56 | 5633605 hedgeless_horseman
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It is an excerpt from a non-fiction novel titled, 2015, by George Orwell.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5633989 Bullionaire
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"...Reuters headlines all posted within a spin of 10 minutes..."

Freudian slip of the day.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5633559 JustObserving
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When you tell too many lies, it's hard to keep them straight

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:00 | 5633628 metastar
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At some point reached a long time ago they stopped bothering to keep them straight.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:48 | 5633564 Dr. Engali
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My balls itch.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:50 | 5633574 kowalli
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you can bite my shit to blood=)

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:05 | 5633648 Global Hunter
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errr I think something is lost there in the translation Kowalli :)

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:10 | 5633681 kowalli
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You see a black-brown shit, you going to bite it until blood will come out of it.

What can go wrong?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:54 | 5633601 CanadaFrank32
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I am confused, I guess that's the intention.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 14:58 | 5633614 Racer
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He sees no risk of deflation because he calls it negative inflation not deflation, so because he doesn't use/comprehend that word for it then he can never see it......

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:05 | 5633642 WTFUD
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Lie Harder 202

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:39 | 5633727 gcjohns1971
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This is silly, Tyler.

Why are you reporting their opinions, when Deutsch Bank hasn't given them one yet?

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:20 | 5633732 gcjohns1971
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Anyone else visualizing Sergeant Shultz from 'Hogan's Heroes'?

"I know Nuzzing!"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5633996 Sirius Wonderblast
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Perfectly defines "caught in a lie"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634330 Uranus Hertz
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  Total

     Solomon     1 0 1 0 3 2 0 1 _      8

     Machiavelli 3 2 0 1 0 1 0 1  _     8

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:07 | 5634652 Equality 7-25-1
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What was the Treaty of Adrianople?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:31 | 5634750 Fuku Ben
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What? No description of how to do it in the dark without the infrared cameras catching you

Oops, this isn't that Big Brother

Well, actually on second thought the concept still applies. After all the Cyprus theft was preceded by similar denials. And then they went ahead and f8cked Citizens after dark and the cameras didn't catch the perps. So my first comment did make apply

Interesting how fake reality television mirrors fake reality life as presented by the globalist criminal bankster frauds

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