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Paris Attack Suspects "Located", Liberation Reports

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Update 2: Liberation provides the following statement from Bernard Cazeneuve, Minister of the Interior, manages to Liberation

"They are formatted to start over. My role is that the French are protected. When I see the videos on the Internet, there are enough of savagery and barbarism to ensure that the investigation go fast and you are protected, you journalists as police officers in uniform. I asked this morning that there are additional ways to protect all the press."

Update: Liberation now backtracking on the arrest report, saying this instead:

 The Interior Ministry denied the arrest of the suspects, but police sources, it was confirmed their location and identification.

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Having managed to escape after their murderous rampage at the Charlie Hebdo offices, some were skeptical if the police would be able to catch the shooting suspects, who were identified minutes ago, alive. Moments ago French newspaper Liberation reported that the three suspects have indeed been arrested:

And google translated:

The three suspects have been identified. This is Said K., born in 1980 in Paris, Sherif K., born in 1982 in Paris and Hamyd M., born in 1996. All three are from Gennevilliers (Hauts-de-Seine). They were reportedly arrested but no official confirmation comes in time for the Interior Ministry.

Note there is no official confirmation from French authorities yet so it is not exactly clear where Liberation is getting its information.

While we wait for confirmation, here is LIberation's account of the suspect's getaway (again google-translated):

CHASE IN PARIS

 

"The gunmen reportedly shouted Allah akbar and said they would avenge the Prophet," the prosecutor said. On leaving the premises, the attackers fall on a police car standing out in the street. They open again before the fire back aboard their Citroen. A chase begins. They borrow the green alley, a street perpendicular to the seat of Charlie Hebdo. Cross another patrol police, mountain biking. New shots, victimless. Arrived on the Boulevard Richard-Lenoir, new shooting: police officer, aged thirty years and attached to the Commission of eleventh district, was hit and killed in cold blood on the ground.

 

They resume their car heading to the northeast of Paris. They hit a pedestrian at Colonel Fabien in the nineteenth arrondissement. Their flight is interrupted at the intersection between the Sadi-Lecointe and the Rue de Meaux in the nineteenth arrondissement. CW black Citroën registered XV 518 fits into a stud, rear window and broken driver's window. Men out of the vehicle, leaving a Kalashnikov magazine full of ammunition. Then they shine a motorist and steal his gray Clio. Shortly before noon, the police lost their footsteps. The gates of Paris were immediately blocked to prevent their escape.

 

 

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Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:57 | 5634320 fightthepower
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Couldn't get back to Israel?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:00 | 5634333 Overfed
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Only patsies have been arrested. The real shooters are comfortably back in Israel, or possibly Acedemi HQ.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:01 | 5634346 McMolotov
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That was really fucking fast. Put the Parisian police in charge of finding Jimmy Hoffa and MH370.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:05 | 5634360 Overfed
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Yeah. Ain't that sumthin'? Whoever pulled off the shooting was very well trained and highly organized, and now they've been picked up by Inspector Cleauseau the same fuckin' day? Right. I have real nice bridge for sale, too.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:07 | 5634374 economics9698
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Blow torch the mother fuckers.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:14 | 5634381 Comte de Saint ...
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FALSE FLAG, period.

Now let's enjoy the superb gullibility displayed by the ignorant masses from the so-called western world while scapegoating Islam for all of their misfortunes.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:16 | 5634410 Publicus
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If everyone was armed at the office, this would not have happened.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:20 | 5634429 jaap
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That is the most silly escape plan possible. I can not imagine that the could not prepare a better way out.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:28 | 5634476 ACP
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Those fuckers aren't going to be arrested. If it's true they have an RPG, they're going out GTA5 style.

WASTED!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:46 | 5635011 Comte de Saint ...
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While avoiding the morbidity -or offending people's susceptibility- caused by the following video, no blood is seen on the wounded police officer before he receives the alleged coup de grâce in the head, nor after.

www.youtube.com/embed/i-FFx7Xy0Uo

 


Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:59 | 5635066 Comte de Saint ...
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And perfect timing for this announcement combined with the events that took place earlier in Paris...

Report: France To Deploy Aircraft Carrier To Gulf in IS Fight
Agence France-Presse 7:27 p.m. EST January 6, 2015
http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/international/mideast-africa/20...

PARIS – The French aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle and its fleet will be deployed to the Gulf to support operations against the Islamic State group, a military news site reported on Tuesday.

The deployment of the marine battle group is due to be announced by President Francois Hollande when he gives his annual new year's speech to the armed forces onboard the Charles de Gaulle on Jan. 14, according to the "Mer et Marine" news site.

The Elysee Palace confirmed to AFP that the carrier would travel to the Gulf on its way to India, where it is due to take part in exercises in mid-April.

"The Charles de Gaulle will be available to participate, if necessary, in all operational missions," the Elysee spokesman said.

According to Mer et Marine, the Charles de Gaulle carrier will travel to the Gulf with its fleet of air and naval craft, including Rafale and Super Etendard fighter jets and an attack submarine, to take part in the US-led bombing campaign against IS forces in Iraq.

The navy and army did not respond to requests for confirmation.

France currently has nine Rafale and six Mirage fighters engaged in the campaign — based in the United Arab Emirates and Jordan — as part of Operation Chammal launched in September, along with a C135 supply plane, E-3F surveillance and control plane and an Atlantique 2 maritime patrol aircraft.

Defence Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian said in early December that French planes had carried out "120 to 130 missions" — primarily intelligence-gathering operations.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:40 | 5635185 Muh Raf
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And let's also take into account the following: Amchai Stein, the deputy editor of Israeli IBA Channel 1, just happened to be at the scene and has been posting photos of the shooting.

The alleged shooting of the cop on the pavement is yet more totally fake amateur dramatics.

http://aanirfan.blogspot.se/2015/01/mossad-attacks-paris.html

Pretty sad to see some posters here jumped straight onto the "blame Muslims" objective of this theatre.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 00:50 | 5635190 fleur de lis
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I watched the clip several times--correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like the bullet(s) hit the sidewalk just in front of the officer's face, although one might have hit him indirectly. Still, he could have been seriously injured or killed if the bullet(s) ricocheted and went through his head.

The lack of blood is not conclusive--if he was hit on the part of his head resting on the sidewalk it might be underneath him. The noise alone so close to his head must have done damage to his hearing. Hope he's alright.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 00:54 | 5695310 bunnyswanson
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU83R7rpXQY

1963 - Here is what a bullet does to a man's head.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:41 | 5635193 Mine Is Bigger
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Because the attackers would have used bombs instead?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:19 | 5634430 Cathartes Aura
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2001 + 7 = 2008

 

2008 + 7 = 2015

 

7 + 1 + 2015 = 7

 

weird that, eh.

or not really.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:35 | 5634502 ersatz007
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15 - 2 = 13

13 + 7 = 20

20 - 15 = 5

5 + 13 = 18

18 - 7 = 11

44 / 11 = 2

2 + 13 = 15

WEIRD!!!

 

 

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:41 | 5634532 Cathartes Aura
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double 0 seven eh.

lol.

just roll with it, it's beyond your control. . .

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:40 | 5634790 scrappy
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Coded message received 00.

Already enroute to get those Yemeni, Algerian, French agents from Chaos.

Tell 99 to meet me "there."

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:58 | 5634857 Counterpunch
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8 6 7 5 3 0 9

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:08 | 5635093 actionjacksonbrownie
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bet you got that off the wall

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:08 | 5634882 tarabel
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44/11 = 2 ?????

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:26 | 5634955 prefan4200
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I caught that, too.  It's new math.  As long as the poster believes it to be true, it's true. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:33 | 5635164 ILLILLILLI
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What happens in Room 101 apparently doesn't stay in Room 101...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 02:42 | 5635975 ersatz007
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yes - the new math...i'm trying it on for size.  

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 11:36 | 5637017 Rockatanski
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867 5309

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:33 | 5635160 chindit13
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Downing Effect.  Oh, I mean you.

And I'm going to guess that you blame all of your misfortunes and failures in life, which I assume are multitudinous, on the proverbial "THEM".

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:19 | 5642575 Cathartes Aura
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not sure if you're replying to me chindit13, but just in case,

no, my philosophy says there is no "me" - just an observer with a perspective-lens viewing All.

I just like to watch, and occasionally stir the shit-pot, let out a little steam. . .

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:13 | 5634388 NoDebt
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Hits the news in the morning, case closed in time for the evening news.  How absolutely .... PERFECT.

I've never seen French authorities move with such speed and efficiency before.  

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:14 | 5634406 Dr. Engali
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Wrapped it up faster than an episode of Miami Vice..... Is that still a show? I'm so out of touch.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:23 | 5634933 ThroxxOfVron
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Ya wanna go see '22 Jump Street'?  

No.   A sequel to '21 Jump street' the movie.

No.  No Johnny Depp.  Nothing remotely like Johnny Depp.

No.  Nothing like that either.   A fat guy and another guy.

No.  The first movie wasn't funny or exciting.

Ok.  

No.   I don't wanna go see 'The Interview'.  I'd rather stay in the garage and huff gas.

Cool.  I got the gas can.   Rags are in the corner.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:18 | 5634415 Bush Baby
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How do the French Police apprehend 3 rabid, armed terrorists who just committed a massacre,unharmed and the NYPD can't arrest an unarmed fat guy selling loose cigarettes wityhout killing him?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:29 | 5634480 hedgeless_horseman
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The Farm in Langley has a wonderful exercise program, so these three probably don't weigh 400 pounds, and are therefore much less likely to die of a heart attack.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:29 | 5634963 prefan4200
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C'mon, hh, don't confuse people with facts.  No one wants to hear he had a heart attack, the story doesn't work then.....

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:08 | 5635099 Stoploss
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But he couldn't breathe...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:37 | 5635182 chindit13
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You are such a fucking ignorant clown, you don't know shit, but around these parts (where the audience isn't exactly sophisticated, much less sane), your shtick probably plays.  That's the beauty of the internet.  I lifelong loser can find kindred spirits, and they can all pretend they KNOW and that they're AWARE.

Back to sleep, bozo.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:30 | 5634490 ersatz007
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i get the sense you're cynical.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:02 | 5634639 Overfed
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I'm cynical about as much as the Pope is a Catholic.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:25 | 5634939 ThroxxOfVron
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If it walks like a duck...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 21:34 | 5635316 ceilidh_trail
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Actually, French intel people are pretty good. It's the .gov that isn't.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:12 | 5634391 highly debtful
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Secret Services aren't all pure evil or bad, you know. They also happen to prevent attacks. Chances are these guys were already well known to the security forces, but were one of the few to be able to pull this off before any alarm bells went off.   

And quite frankly, I find the remarks made by the first two jokers above about the false flag Made in Israel in very poor taste. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:21 | 5634440 Stumpy4516
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Without a doubt they were well known by the secret police.  A false flag never occurs without a known person or entity to blame it on.  These guys must be known to have political opinions different than the govt and most likely to be vocal in their community.

Strange how if they did it just surrendered without a shot against the police upon capture.  They pulled off the attack in such an expert fashion you would expect them to be prepared to have a grand finish with guns and explosives used.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:28 | 5634477 highly debtful
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Well thanks, I did not know you were there at the time of their arrest. And you are sure this attack has all the hallmarks of a false flag operation, because they've captured them alive, right? I would have thought it would be in the interest of the dark powers behind this operation to kill them off there and then, before they could spill the beans. You see, this kind of reasoning works both ways. We're both terrorist experts now, fancy that!

Maybe we should wait for more news before jumping to any conclusions, should we not? 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:36 | 5634501 hedgeless_horseman
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And quite frankly, I find the remarks made by the first two jokers above
about the false flag Made in Israel in very poor taste.

Poor taste like that exhibited by the dancing Israelis, or a different type of poor taste?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:50 | 5634580 highly debtful
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You can do better than that, hh. You know full well the internet is chock full of people displaying disgusting behaviour. Poor taste is universal, NOT necessarily the prerogative of one group, one race, one country or one continent. Jews dancing, arabs burning flags, Americans cursing Europeans, Europeans spitting on Americans, they come in all colours and sizes. And just like you were shocked by those dancing Israelis, and rightly so, I am shocked by the gratuitous suggestion that the Israelis were behind this. 

I am not here to defend Israel, but nor am I here to condemn it. One could just as well accuse vladimir Putin or Jean-Claude Juncker. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:22 | 5634712 Stumpy4516
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It is harder to justify killing those who are not armed and who do not resist.  Especially when it is more than one, not in an arab country and with western citizens around.  Of course later they can claim to have found all sorts of weapons hidden in a car or house. 

Men who were so bold as to do this attack in the open would also tend to be prepared to fight if caught and if planning to be peaceful would tend to split up as there would be no benefit to massing together.  In fact moving together makes them fit the description and is to be avoided if no fight is intended, does it not.

Ah, the old, if you were not there to see it you cannot form an opinion about it (especially if it's about Israel or the CIA as those pristine orgs would be transparent about their actions). 

Of course that does not keep them from killing off unarmed individuals at a later date who might supply alibies, such as in the Boston bombings. Some of their friends need to avoid being alone with the secret police.

The "evidence" to convict and demonize these individuals will have been planned well in advanced.  With the knowledge that simply driving over all three with a suv or shooting all three while they peacefully sit at a table talking to the french version of the FBI gets difficult.  You can do that to one at a time though.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:22 | 5634447 Overfed
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The only attacks ever stopped by "secret services" are the ones they plan in the first place. As often as not, well pretty much always, the "secret services" are the perpetrators of said attacks.

.gov is evil. Period.

BTW, Israel is one of the biggest state-sponsors of terrorism in the world.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:32 | 5634495 Chupacabra-322
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Also France recently voted yes on a UN resolution granting Palestine is own Sponsered State. I can see the ramifications of blowback via Mossad as mention by Wayne Madsen. Could also have been Chechnian trained as well via Mossad / CIA based on the Western Style Military hand signals they were giving one another in the videos.

See the full uncut Vids on liveleak.com

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:20 | 5634695 q99x2
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MH370, Jimmy Hoffa, Timothy McVie, CIA Director William Casey and the Shah of Iran all are living comfortably on a South Pacific island.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:33 | 5634758 Handful of Dust
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You forgot Elvis.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634352 insanelysane
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Were told to go to a movie theater and wait.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634358 McMolotov
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Queue Jacques Ruby...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:16 | 5635177 ILLILLILLI
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We Jacques Ruby'd some people...

 

           h/t McMolotov

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:06 | 5634366 thebigunit
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You didn't need to wait until four minutes after the story was posted to offer your factless opinion.

You could have done it at any time.

What do facts have to do with anything anyway?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:14 | 5635441 rwe2late
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"Round up the usual suspects"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634349 Bangalore Torpedo
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They were temporarily blinded by the moonbeams bouncing off your tinfoil hat.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:27 | 5634466 TideFighter
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"If we would empathize our Muslim brothers a little more, this wouldn't happen!"

What difference does it make?

---Hillary/Satan 2016

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:15 | 5634678 doctor10
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hmmmm  CB's and MIC trying to start another Islam/Euro game of cowboys and indians.  They must figger the French are looking for more fun than Putin is?  Mebbe the French have moar to lose than Putin if they don't play? 

 

Last thing any CB/MIC joint venture needs are the Froggies throwing in with the Krauts when Greece flips everyone the bird later this month.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:18 | 5634693 junction
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They are waiting for Dick Cheney to send them the getaway private jet he promised them by Skype.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:41 | 5635517 rick4654
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Submit to Allah or this is your destiny bitchez!!

 

A toast - 73 virgins to all of our muzzy friends at zerohedge. May you rape them all  in the fine tradition of the

             the prophet Mohammad. And then blame Israel.

 

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634323 Shizzmoney
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Like in the Boston bombing case, watch the guns they used mysteriously go "missing"

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:28 | 5634478 Chupacabra-322
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Think about. Aurora, Sandy Hook, The Boston Bombing, The Navel Base Shooting sprees. Their perfecting / speeding the art of quickly putting out there the PsyOp, Propaganda, False Narrative Scripts of False Flags in this day & Age of Media turnaround.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 18:06 | 5639004 Charming Anarchist
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You think that is bad? 

Think about all the people you know in real life who believe the scripts. 

Now think about all the people you know in real life who play the parts. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:34 | 5634500 Chupacabra-322
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Shit, the entire whole school was demolished & went mysteriously missing.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634325 silverserfer
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let the pork sausage anal feedings begin. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:01 | 5634344 Bangalore Torpedo
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Something tells me that Hamyd would be all over that.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:58 | 5634327 clade7
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All Parisian 7-11's will remain closed until furthur notice...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634337 tallen
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Time to roll out the guillotine again.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634338 Bay of Pigs
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This is like a SNL skit now....what bullshit.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:03 | 5634343 Dr. Engali
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Was anybody shot in the throat removing their ability to speak?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:04 | 5634362 fuu
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Then interrogated without council present?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634345 Barnaby
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Said bin Screwed, Patsy al Firingsquad and Adem El Snackbar were arrested in France today, in uncelebrated fashion, in unrelated locations and without resistance.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634350 ebworthen
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Domestic Islamic jihadi's, imagine that.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:11 | 5634390 froze25
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They must be sovereign citizens, libertarians, returning vets or constitutionalist.  Possible all four combined making them some kind of super ultra terrorist hybrids.  Since those are the number one groups to be domestic terrorist.  Because of all the evidence of past terriost events being done by members of those groups.  (source: southern poverty law center; us tax payer funded)

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:13 | 5634402 fuu
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Says the guy with the domestic terrorist leader avatar.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:03 | 5634353 Dr. Engali
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"Note there is no official confirmation from French authorities yet so it is not exactly clear where Liberation is getting its information."

 

Langley rings a bell.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:04 | 5634359 Barnaby
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Ken Lay's Beachfront Tiki Resort.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:23 | 5634446 Barnaby
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... where the air smells like Natalie Portman's taint, and all the girls have IUDs. Why waste money on a condom?

Also, you check in with your sayanim card for double points, but you can never leave!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:02 | 5634637 Chupacabra-322
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@ Dr. Engali,

Hell yea! Grounded Zero Headquartes for all the Pure Evil Psychopathic PsyOp, Propagada & written False Narrative Scripts.

Yawn. This is getting boring with these Sum Fucks if it wasn't so comical.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634356 ThroxxOfVron
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More French satire?

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:02 | 5634357 robertocarlos
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Arrested? BS. The real terrorists had AK-47s and knew how to use them. This is so CIA/Mossad.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:10 | 5634382 Bay of Pigs
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Agreed. it doesn't make any sense at all. A real terrorist would never surrender but would rather take as many people with him as possible and gladly blow himself to bits instead.

This story has moar holes than Swiss Cheese.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:23 | 5634718 e_goldstein
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  A real terrorist would never surrender but would rather take as many people with him as possible and gladly blow himself to bits instead.

Yeah, but these are French terrorists.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:17 | 5634427 shovelhead
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Knew how to use them?

Did you see all this on the TV in your mind?

Fucks sake, a chimp can fire an AK. Point and shoot.

Not rocket science at all.

An AK ain't a Thomson.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5634655 Invinciblehandaxe
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You did not see the thight spread of bullets on the wind shield have you? It takes some tranning to shoot the ak. Sure a shimp can shoot the ak but with such a thight spread? No way you troll. Under those kind of circumstances it takes a real mossad agent to pull it off. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:19 | 5635127 actionjacksonbrownie
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A thompson has practically no recoil compared to an ak. not easy to hold those tight patterns. plus, shooter directed most of his fire at passenger side since passenger cop would be armed - driver not so much. that's professional shooting

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:36 | 5634507 shovelhead
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Knew how to use them?

Did you see all this on the TV in your mind?

Fucks sake, a chimp can fire an AK. Point and shoot.

Not rocket science at all.

An AK ain't a Thomson.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:41 | 5634527 general ambivalent
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There's no recoil in Call of Duty.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:07 | 5634373 Dr. Engali
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It's funny how the "terrorists" will have a shoot out with the police at the scene and then allow themselves to get arrested later on. Nothing to see here citizen, other than what we want you to.... move a long and try not to think.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:44 | 5634805 Sheikh Djibouti
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They haven't been arrested.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:09 | 5634380 Rockatanski
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ALLAH SNACKBAR!!!!!! bacon flavored.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:14 | 5634407 Rockatanski
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down arrow? you must be a moozlim fanatic with zero tolerance.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:37 | 5634776 Handful of Dust
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Of course they made a quick getaway. They had a stoning appointment across town at 2pm.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:15 | 5634904 falconflight
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Oh, just the resident Mud People of ZH; the Left Handers, the CAIR rectum snooters, and Buchenwald Oven Operator Union members.  

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:09 | 5634387 robertocarlos
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They should be all dressed in black carrying AK-47s and then see if any of them run like the fat ass in the video of the live shooting. That guy has a signature style of running. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:10 | 5634394 Jacksons Ghost
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How many of the 12 victims were Tribe members?  Satirical Cartoon magazine......I am guessing 1/2.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:11 | 5634399 LukeWorm
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Not arrested, but localised. Says Ministry of Interior.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:20 | 5634436 walküre
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my spidey senses are tingling

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:25 | 5634455 Dr. Engali
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I've got a tingling going on too, and it has nothing to do with my spidey sense. Time for some quality time with the wife.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:30 | 5634481 walküre
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do try and honor the French

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:41 | 5634524 Barnaby
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The French are derided. That is the state of America, for one reason only: Québécois is powerful. French people will be thusly diminished by the dominant US culture.

Forget the past, it's the present, that France is a strong Parent Interest on the world scene, with powerful colonial upstarts and strong allegiances. Also, François Hollande was married to Ségolène Royal from 1978-2007, so he has Fight Club credentials. Look her up. She's still hot, and strong and powerful. All the things we hate as Americans, smart, strong women, powerful men, real world problems.

That's how I'd appeal to most thinking American men.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:49 | 5634570 walküre
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The guy posted that he's planning to have some special time with the wife and I just encouraged him to honor the French doing that. You know, doing the French thing. Anyway.. back to the topic at hand. Paris is busy with cops and military police everywhere. The shooters knew that and didn't have an exit strategy? I didn't downvote fyi

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:55 | 5634606 Barnaby
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Oh I see. So like most Americans, I was a premature ejaculator.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:02 | 5634866 tarabel
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Do the French thing.

You mean blow off his ugly old wife and go visit his mistress?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 07:27 | 5636165 samcontrol
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ypu are way off topic and full of shit!
Are u a chic?

French thing "blow off ugly wife..."

Go to any resort worldwide and have a good look at ten American married women, ten single(les mistressses), and do the same with the French women.

See who is fat and ugly then...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:30 | 5634489 Barnaby
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Do your spidey senses feel anything like "maximum pucker?" Because I'm drawn up so high I can taste Charmin. We don't want to be fighting Russians.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:46 | 5634554 walküre
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You think it's that time already? How did the guys manage NOT to escape from Paris? The "Resistance" was hiding in plain sight for years. Good thing the authorities have their names. Just checked BBC. Nothing been reported on any controlled demolitions yet.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:53 | 5634597 Barnaby
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I think smart world powers will use their assets and draw nooses on the participants, approximately 10-11 men and one woman.

Hold them accountable on the world stage and stave off a real war with real consequences. This would be blown to high heaven under Bush, but Obama's telePrompTer keeps him cool. Azzaro Chrome Cool.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5634654 walküre
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I never understood the outrage about Bush. He just did as he was told. Same with Obama. Maybe Bush should have been more obvious and used a teleprompter as well? 3x the charme though. Another Bush lined up for 2016 against the Hildabeast, the ugly side of the ugly Clintons. What choice does America have? Not much, that's for sure!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:23 | 5634721 Barnaby
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Well no, each man follows his template. For years, this has been two templates. Easy for Mr Bacon Burger to grasp. It alternates between senseless brutality and endless impotence until one side has had enough. We are a nation on a teeter totter, and it's actually funny if you set aside the death and destruction.

Now we have another template, the Liberaltarian Any Rand Paul. And the beat goes on. My music instructor always said that, quit your suffering, play on! Happy 2015.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:29 | 5634485 TrustbutVerify
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Are the suspects back in a no-go zone where police and fire department are prohibited, and Sharia Law is in effect?  

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:43 | 5634543 robertocarlos
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No, they are localized inside the gates of Paris. Gates of Paris? Is this 1789? Are they printing fresh Livres? They terrorists should try to escape using the sewer system.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:53 | 5634593 walküre
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They could walk the Champs Elysees and nobody would ever find them. The metro is always full and the cops cannot stop all the trains. I want the real killers to get caught and charged, not some dumbass patsy.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:51 | 5634584 TradingFinn
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They killed a central banker, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Maris

How sad...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:08 | 5634660 Bioscale
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Maris was a great admirer of John Maynard Keynes, to whom he devoted a book.

Lost soul. He got a bullet for his anti-globalism.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:45 | 5634815 Sheikh Djibouti
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Bernard Maris was not an establishment figure. These guys were taken out for a reason.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:58 | 5634614 bitterwolf
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wow... identified already....how very convienient....under loose surveilance already....

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:04 | 5634640 Infinite QE
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Should have shown their ISIS badges and sought shelter in the israeli embassy.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:10 | 5634667 Hannibal
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Paris Massacre Prompts Warning Of Total War In Saudi Arabia

"Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) report circulating in the Kremlin this late afternoon warns that a “total war” scenario now exists in Saudi Arabia after the French government failed to heed Saudi warnings this past weekend of an imminent terror attack, which, in fact, did occur earlier today when Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) terrorists attacked the French satirical newspaper Charlie Hebdo in Paris killing at least 12.

According to this report, Saudi Crown Prince Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud delivered the warning of the impending attack against Charlie Hebdo to French Defense Minister Jean-Yves Le Drian this past Sunday, but which Paris authorities failed to act upon"...

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1830.htm

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:53 | 5634836 Oswald did it
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:25 | 5634940 reader2010
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"The society of fear brought forth its own art that replaced seduction with repulsion…But I have always argued that a simulated reality will change and end up substituting itself for itself to become a different reality. It will integrate its simulation. We end up having causal chains of successive realities. We now live in the time of substitution and repulsion. And enclosure in the world, like the “great enclosure” that Michel Foucault spoke of for the 18th century, creates a claustrophobic panic reflected in our works. Fear not only creates its environment, with its ghettos, gated communities, communitarianism, it has also created its culture, a culture of repulsion. It relates to racism and the rejection of the other: there always a reason to push out, to expluse the other."

— Paul Virilio, The Administration of Fear, 2012

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:48 | 5635022 p00k1e
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OMG!  Did you here the latest.  One of the shooters ‘accidentally’ forgets their ID in the rental car.  WTF?  

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:26 | 5635144 actionjacksonbrownie
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And he used his REAL i.d. to rent a car for the attack??? lol you can't make this shit up!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 07:52 | 5636187 Sambo
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Of course....a story is being spun.

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:00 | 5635069 Zwanni
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 21:29 | 5635305 Infinite QE
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Was there a personal letter from Putin sending him encouragement?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:45 | 5635183 Fix It Again Timmy
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On the evening of 9/11, the police found the car of one of the perps in the Boston airport parking lot and in it, was a Koran and flight manuals [how convenient] - damn those cops are good, most of the time I can't find my car in the airport and I had a pretty good idea where I left it.....I became very suspicious, police work is rarely that efficient simply because the police are a bureaucratic organization and we all know how they operate, kinda like the Dept. of Motor Vehicles...The idea that they could have pulled all that info together in such a short time is ludicrous...

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 18:30 | 5639082 Charming Anarchist
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Yeah but after spending my entire youth watching television program(ming) after program(ming) of cops and robbers shows, I am sure the police are equipped with advanced technology (probably powered by di-lithium crystals) which allows them to hone in on any specific car with no more effort than a few loud clicks on a computer.  I am sure they have 3d holographic monitors too.

 

I do not know if I am being sarcastic or not. 

 

My point is that the narrative is credible to the sheeple.  It is not much different from the cheap drama we see on the tube and the big screen.  We are used to the image of fast-action detective work.  Nobody wants to see the "To be continued..." flash before the end of the hour. 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 21:21 | 5635284 Racer
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Attacks against free speech..... hmmmm BELL rings loudly... north korea...

the PTB are so mad for war they are drooling blood

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 07:50 | 5636182 Sambo
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So they found one of the gunmen's id card in the getaway car?

There is surely a coverup underway...

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