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Terrorists Yelled "This Is Al-Qaeda From Yemen" Before Paris Attack

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Whether this is a double-bluff is unknown, but for now, the North Koreans and ISIS are off-the-hook for the terrorist murders in Paris this morning. As The Telegraph reports, a 33-year-old witness to the attacks has said that two terrorists shouted "tell the media that this is al-Qaeda in the Yemen," before the brutal killings.

 

As The Telegraph reports,

Two terrorists shouted that they were from al Qaeda in the Yemen before they launched the brutal attack on Charlie Hebdo in Paris.

 

Cédric Le Béchec, a 33-year-old estate agent who witnessed the attack on the satirical magazine, said the men told bystanders to inform the media that they were from the terror group.

 

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Mr Le Béchec said that before launching the assault, the attackers approached another man in the street saying, “Tell the media that this is al-Qaeda in the Yemen.”

 

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The Yemeni offshoot of al-Qaeda has exploited recent instability to seize parts of the country's south and east.

 


 

Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) is regarded by the United States as the deadliest branch of the global jihadist network, blamed for several attempted attacks on Western targets.

French news-site 2-Minutes adds that Bechec also noted,

"A black car was stopped in the middle of the street. Two big black guys dressed in military style came out, one with a rocket launcher. They have released a man who was behind the car. And they went up saying "you say to the media that it is Al-Qaeda in Yemen." I was 5 or 10 meters, they left and the police arrived 5 minutes later, "he says.

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Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633772 Mercury
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"Workplace violence".

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633785 hedgeless_horseman
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Before the attack, the sailors hoisted the flag of their hated enemy.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633795 Ignatius
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Exactly.  Theatre.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633820 McMolotov
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“Tell the media that this is al-Qaeda in the Yemen.”

I probably would have said, "Yo, you're in the France, dude!" and gotten my ass shot.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:39 | 5633852 BaBaBouy
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We NEED Moar Yemen Immigration, That Will Solve France's Problems, Yes???

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:45 | 5633897 Patriot Eke
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Uhm, excuse me, but they don't call themselves that.  Murderers never lie though, so I guess we have to believe them.  har har

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:37 | 5634187 Latina Lover
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Putin did it!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:43 | 5634233 idea_hamster
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misspelled "Yellen"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:57 | 5634317 MalteseFalcon
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This is mistranslation of what was yelled. 

The original French was "Jambon et sandwich au fromage Suisse!!!"

Based on that, I'm thinking Al-Qaeda of Zurich.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:07 | 5634375 cnmcdee
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First Canada

Then Australia

Now France.

 

We are getting one of these mussie blow ups every week.  Clearly they can't contain their urges to shoot infidels.  All I can say is the feeling is mutual, if I was the President of any NATO country I'd flatten Northern Iraq of all it's ISIS inhabitants.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:56 | 5635059 WOAR
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One of my friends had a beautiful term for the aftermath of what we should do to the Middle East.

Glass pasture.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 00:31 | 5635807 tired1
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If you like what they are doing to the ME, you'll love what happens in the US.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:14 | 5634412 Mr. Magoo
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"This Is Al-Qaeda From Yemen"

 

Translated

" This is the CIA base from Yemen"

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 03:22 | 5635993 tostaky06
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No they are really french people ...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoRjFCP5spE

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:42 | 5633870 Miffed Microbio...
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It nice to see gun control works. I feel so much safer.

Maybe all that is needed here is banning hate as some idiot senator suggested. Obviously those guys just needed a hug.

Miffed

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:19 | 5635451 StychoKiller
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Getting laid on a regular basis takes a lot of the fight outa ya (just saying). :>D

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:33 | 5635498 Miffed Microbio...
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Mr does smile a lot and it pretty laid back most of the time. Could this really the key to the whole problem? So instead of bombs, we should have been air dropping Kama Sutra? Certainly would have helped rein in the MIC budget.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:25 | 5634043 clade7
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"Tell the media this is the IRA from Dublin"!  or perhaps, "tell the media this is the Dalai Lama from the Himalayans"! or even, "Tell the media this is the NRA from Wyoming"!

could also be "tell the media this is David Axelrod from Washington"!...Or even Monica Lewinsky?  "Tell the media this is my blue dress stained with semen"!

In a firefight, words often get understandably garbled and misconscrewed...I doubt the Muslims had anything to do with this...aside from Pigpen, who would want to kill a cartoonist?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:48 | 5634250 starman
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Correction: they actually yelled;  fuck my wife  this is what you get  "yeah man"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:24 | 5635469 stormsailor
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weird, i thought they said, "this is what you get when you fuck a stranger up the ass".

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:43 | 5633833 BaBaBouy
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.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:45 | 5633901 L Bean
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Not just that, but also voted to allow Palestine a say in the ICC, which means they could bring up Israeli war crimes.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:51 | 5633926 hedgeless_horseman
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There is zero chance of that vote happening in the USA, so Gary Larson, Berkeley Breathed, and Scott Adams can rest easily?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:54 | 5633938 L Bean
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Whoa so Gary Larson has gone Der Sturmer, too? Where have I been?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:02 | 5633956 hedgeless_horseman
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Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:03 | 5633969 L Bean
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+100

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:13 | 5634005 Bear
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Do you post twice to become LL Bean?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:03 | 5633970 L Bean
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+100

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:38 | 5633843 fauxhammer
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After an awkward silence, they said:

 

"Would you believe...this is Al-Shabaab from Shomalia...?"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:56 | 5633940 Sokhmate
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Might as well complete the fiction and say 'Shoemalia"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:08 | 5633978 scrappy
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Yes, the lies seem to be multiple layers for multiple goals.

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:27 | 5633775 SethDealer
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long ammo

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633817 Ignatius
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Short Air France.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:40 | 5633854 tired1
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Short French airlines.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:42 | 5633880 Squid Viscous
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Long Freedom Fries.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:57 | 5633941 Sokhmate
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Long Freedom kiss

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:28 | 5633777 kowalli
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freedom fighters Yelled "This Is Al-Qaeda From Yemen"

fixed for you

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633794 NoDebt
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"Thank you.  But I prefer it my way."

- Lord of War

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633838 kowalli
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but but al-Qaeda from Syria called by west media freedom fighters - why are they in France are terrorists?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:37 | 5633845 McMolotov
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Because we can't keep all our lies straight.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:41 | 5633869 kowalli
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you confuse me

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:44 | 5633883 NoDebt
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Exactly.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:45 | 5633895 kowalli
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fu debtgun

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:47 | 5633911 NoDebt
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Stop.  Please, stop.  I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:59 | 5634324 Stumpy4516
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kowalli asks an important question.  Why not just say ISIS as they are made out as the boogey man?

At one point factions of al-Qaeda seemed to break free from the CIA/Massad controllers of their org..  It was as if these factions were true believers and smart enough to see through to the lines of control.  They even executed one leader who they knew to be CIA/Massad.  Attempts were made to force a reorg. by the CIA but taking good assets from al-Qaeda and forming ISIS may have been easier to operate away from the eyes of those within al-Qaeda of quesitonable reliabity.

ISIS has not been identified as being in Yemen (that I remember) thus by claiming to be from al-Qaeda and from Yemen this 1.  Keeps ISIS from being blamed for direct attacks against west targets and 2.  Opens the door to enter Yemen with direct military action.

Why avoid having ISIS be blamed?  Once ISIS/CIA/Massad gets full control of a region will it suddenly be made legit by opening diplomatic negotiations with it.  (While claiming the US does not want to do so must do so for "peace".)  In this way CIA/Massad takes control of the region with it's poxy Arab army (and allows them to distance themselves from the killing off of opposing tribes).  Of course, it would be more difficult to do so if ISIS kills in France, Germany or the US.

Why the wish to move into Yemen on a large scale official basis?  Is China active in doing business within Yemen?

These are thoughts based on preliminary actions at this point but may be worth considering if this developes in this direction.

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:30 | 5634493 kowalli
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no, I asked why this guys are bad?? They can fight against bloody dictator Hollande

West always tell about bad guys  if they are against west.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 03:31 | 5654574 shiftless
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"Why the wish to move into Yemen on a large scale official basis? "

Hint: what strategic shipping lane is in that area, and which continent full of natural resources is right next door? They are trying to secure that area for WW3.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:28 | 5633780 Bay of Pigs
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Come on....we all know it was the Russians.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:28 | 5633781 SethDealer
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France will have to hire blackwater to clean up their passive/socialist country

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:31 | 5633792 RogerMud
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frickin idiots gave them an old script

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:30 | 5633796 Bastiat
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It's not like they would yell:  "Tell the media this is Mossad from Israel,"  if that's who they were.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:37 | 5633842 Ignatius
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You noticed that one, too.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:54 | 5633924 Squid Viscous
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Las Vegas Dave - still working on an eloquent rebuttal? FU and MF'rs have been used already...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:31 | 5633800 Usurious
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al queda from LANGLEY??

a sphincter says what...............

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:34 | 5633802 JustObserving
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We droned some folks in Yemen

The Nobel Prize Winner regularly droning Yemen has some unintended consequences.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:31 | 5633803 ebworthen
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Islamization of Europe continuing apace. 

The progressives won't get it until their Churches are converted to Mosques and their Daughters forced to wear Burkhas.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:38 | 5633840 Big Corked Boots
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Well, they don't bother going to church over there anymore, anyway.

Mohammad abhors a vacuum.

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:14 | 5634012 radiobomb
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actually, people are going to visit their churches more, not beaucse of religion but because the rubbish collections have been deleted, and the communal bins are being put at the churches.... rather than 1 bin lorry for 1000's of households, each household must take a car-trip to dump their shit at the church... we are told it's 'green' but it's another idiot policy having the oposite effect to the claimed goal... o yeah, they are still going to charge local taxes for the service they just deleted.... but aside from enviromental impact/economic lunacy, what is the psycology of this move saying to you ? 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 22:35 | 5635500 StychoKiller
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That the churches are full of rubbish?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:49 | 5633919 Miffed Microbio...
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I was wondering when political correctness would finally be dropped for reality in this world. Obviously no time soon. Perhaps we can coax these lunatics to off the Ivy tower intellectual elitists that have infected our society. I don't see them mounting a massive resistance personally, preferring the life of ease and shunting off such duties to others.

Miffed

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5633992 Bear
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We need to keep those elitist intellectuals ... who else would inspire the next generation of elitist intellectuals?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5634001 tired1
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It's going to get much worse.

US to attack Russia in 2015. Evgeny Fedorov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0zRD-Ulv2s

Doesnt matter where the chaos is created as long as it's there.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:48 | 5634259 lakecity55
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Well, I have heard that college professors ALL have cartoons of Mo-Hammed in their offices, and Allah, too!

Jus' sayin'

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:15 | 5634681 Equality 7-25-1
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:33 | 5633808 Pancho Villa
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This would never have happened if France had gun control laws like California does. France should outlaw AKs immediately.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:33 | 5633811 Dr. Engali
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This is Jake from State Farm

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:45 | 5633889 NoDebt
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That's fucking funny.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:35 | 5633812 Squid Viscous
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Kind of like "we have some planes" with a thick Israeli accent as well?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633821 the not so migh...
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"This Is C-I-Al-Qaeda From Yemen"
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:35 | 5633822 p00k1e
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Did the terrormen yell in French, English, Muslim, Yemenese perhaps?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:41 | 5633874 Wahooo
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Hebrew.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:15 | 5634022 actionjacksonbrownie
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lol that was too funny

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633823 stant
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Good bye euro

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:36 | 5633835 walküre
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Yemen? What the fuck have the French to do with Yemen? So we got AQ and ISIS and who knows whatever else crawling around with AK47s just shooting people to bits around the world. Thanks, America.

Saddam and Ghaddafi would have never let this happen.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:39 | 5633860 p00k1e
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Good thing Saddam never finished his Super Canons…. Blitzkrieg launching Terror-Men into France like that…

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:40 | 5633848 Dr. Engali
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Can't carry a gun in France, but every black car with darkened windows comes equipped with it's own rocket launcher as a standard feature.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:43 | 5633886 Bay of Pigs
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Exactly. It's hard not to think this whole story is complete bullshit.

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:40 | 5633863 whoopsing
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Were the French conducting anti - terrorist drills in the area today ?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:43 | 5633875 Glass Seagull
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"Tell them that this is NOT Mossad acting as Al Qaeda from Yemen!!!"

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:42 | 5633882 L Bean
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So iow the Saudis, with Israeli training.

Glad that's cleared up.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:44 | 5633885 Sanity Bear
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Among the dozen people killed in Wednesday's attack on the French magazine Charlie Hebdu was the publication's fiesty editorial director and a Bank of France economist.

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/paris-magazine-attack/magazine-editor-e...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:48 | 5633912 WTFUD
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I'm Mohamudu Ali Akbar and my friend Mustapha pint so where's the nearest ale house?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:49 | 5633914 GOLD AND SILVER...
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They had an RPG? Wow, if they can get that in anything can be brought in. A MANPAD for instance.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:48 | 5633918 Bear
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Is the attack the result of the Sony hack? ... so much occuring in the world now is.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:50 | 5633921 The man with po...
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It's time to bomb the shit out of Yemen...

... some MOAR!

For their liberation of course.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:51 | 5633925 L Bean
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We've been bombing them like once every few weeks for the past decade.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:50 | 5633923 Bear
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"Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) is regarded by the United States as the deadliest branch of the global jihadist network, blamed for several attempted attacks on Western targets."

Certainly the deadliest since it would dare attack US oil interests.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 15:53 | 5633928 L Bean
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"Western targets", ie oil pipelines in their own backyards.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:01 | 5633955 Rockatanski
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on Faux news this morning one of the puppets said; we'll be right back and have "senator dumbass" on here to discuss what we can do to prevent something like this from happening here is the US.

 

fucking tools....Ft Hood ring a bell??!?!?!?

and that is why i carry a rifle in my truck everyday on my trek into the sh'ity...er i mean city

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:15 | 5634018 TabakLover
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TPTB always need a boogieman for the sheeple to be worried about.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:02 | 5633957 Bernoulli
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"The motive here is absolutely clear; trying to shut down a media organization that lampooned the Prophet Mohammad," CBS News security consultant and former CIA deputy chief Mike Morell told "CBS This Morning co-host Charlie Rose. "What we have to figure out here is the perpetrators and whether they were self-radicalized or whether they were individuals who fought in Syria and Iraq and came back, or whether they were actually directed by ISIS or al Qaeda."

 

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/charlie-hebdo-french-satirical-magazine-pari...

 

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:07 | 5633966 L Bean
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Mike Morrell should know. He used to plan ops like this for a living. I love how coy he is. The lil sht.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:08 | 5633980 WTFUD
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@ Bernoulli

That's cheating; That's 5 False Flags for the price of one.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5633994 Bernoulli
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Exactly. It's genius.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:10 | 5633998 scrappy
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None of us watch that crap anymore, but thanks for the memories.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:05 | 5633972 Mike Honcho
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There is the pungent scent of a western figurehead Peace Prize in the air.

Drone strikes were down last year in Yemen from the peak in '12, its 2015 suckas.

http://www.longwarjournal.org/multimedia/Yemen/code/Yemen-strike.php

http://thefreedomreport.us/us-drone-fleet-at-breaking-point-due-to-opera...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:15 | 5634035 waldo simon
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Given what we all know of the MSM and the way it uncritically parrots .gov

economic statistics, ie, inflation-or lack of it, unemployment stats,etc,etc.

Surely we should all be equally sceptical of those same mass media organisations in most other contexts?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:18 | 5634048 frenzic
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I am sure that really happened.

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:29 | 5634133 22winmag
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Three words for today class:

 

Beware foreign influence!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:51 | 5634280 loregnum
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Uh huh.

So all one has to do now is say anything (works best if you have a mask on so you are a complete stranger) and what you say will be taken as fact. 

How can ANYONE who isn't bordering on mental retardation not be embarrassed by the human species in this ever increasing idiocracy?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 16:53 | 5634297 lasvegaspersona
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of course in Europe the idea of self protection was lost before the dark ages began so concealed carry would sound like balsphemy to Parisians....but it works...at least in the USA.... these issues are usually resolved in a single news cycle....'everyone involved is dead'....much better for judicial efficiency and everyone can try to get that all important (at least to the media that is not allowed to recognize real human emotions like revenge) 'closure'.

If the US loses a single additional gun right...well that'll be my cue...

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:00 | 5634623 apocalypticbrother
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So one of the crisis actor/military dude with blanks in his AK said this is al queda in Yemin? I wonder if he was not following the script ?

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:18 | 5634690 Fuku Ben
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The 33 year old witness can shove a 3 pronged trident up his ass along with the numerous other fake "witnesses and victims", such as the Ebolie Doctors, that have all been 33

If the alleged group or killers truly were who the propaganda whores claim they would have undoubtedly yelled Allahu Akbar nothing else

On the other hand the global criminal entities actually responsible that wanted to ensure the blame went to the wrong group would yell out the name of the enemy they created

Odd how you never hear the attackers yelling "We're from Phoenicia!"

Because that's where they came from and who they represent. The truth it's the last thing you'll ever hear from the children of satan

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:50 | 5634835 Atomizer
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Next up, Obama will host a bacon burger summit.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 10:22 | 5636625 esum
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STOP trackin TERRORISTS and START wackin em......

the paris cops ought to go down the LIST of known terrorists and leave the bods in the streets..

the msg comes across loud and clear... leave town

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