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Coke To Fire 1800, Caterpillar Laying Off 200

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Stocks are up nearly 2% today alone, with the S&P back to green for 2015. Among the reasons for today's rally: lower overhead courtesy of KO and CAT, which announced that between the two of them, they would fire some 2,000 workers, which is great news for stocks if not for actual employees as there will be even more dry powder for another record quarter of stock buybacks.

First Coke, via the WSJ:

Coca-Cola Co. said Thursday it will eliminate at least 1,600 to 1,800 jobs globally as part of its earlier announced $3 billion cost-cutting drive.

 

The Atlanta-based beverage giant said it began notifying some of the affected employees Thursday and that the cuts will be carried out over the coming months.

 

“We have committed that we will ensure fair, equitable and compassionate treatment of our people throughout the process,’’ it added in a written statement.

 

Coke said it is still completing changes in some of its businesses, but that ”at this time’’ it has identified 1,600 to 1,800 affected positions. That raises the possibility of additional job cuts at a later date.

And then CAT:

Peoria-based Caterpillar said Wednesday it is laying off 200 workers at its Decatur and East Peoria facilities beginning Jan. 19.

"Products built in these locations are used in the mining industry, which continues to witness weak market conditions," the company said in a statement.

 

The company has already laid off hundreds of workers at factories where mining equipment is produced. Caterpillar has said a decline in commodity prices has led mining companies to halt expansions and the building of new mines, leading to reduced demand for equipment.

 

"While some cost reduction measures have already been implemented, including temporary shutdowns and reductions in the flexible workforce, more permanent measures must be taken in the near term," the statement read

As a visual reminder, here's Caterpillar:

 

And its growth strategy:

And with companies continuing to layoff workers - because if you are firing you aren't hiring - it means the BLS' January seasonal adjustments to goalseek the NFP number above 200K for the 12th month in a row will be a sight to behold.

 

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Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:41 | 5637329 1000yrdstare
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Happy days are here again!

 

everybody sing it with me!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:44 | 5637356 MarkD
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Yes happy days for sure.

Dominos Pizza is hiring 1,000 across New England

Yipeeeeeee

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:47 | 5637363 pelican
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No worries.  The economy is doing really great they willl find another job. Look the market just went up again!  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637399 maskone909
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all the wonderfull results of QE

 

slowly the economy will adapt to the only source of income available- snap cards.  walmart and friends are the only institutions that will thrive.  jobs that produce any sort of livable wage will cease to exist.  little by little QE eats away at what took over 200 years to build.  everyone will have any sort of tangible wealth confiscated or sold off just to pay down debt.  death from a thousand central bank interventions

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637411 Four chan
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is this green shoots or mustard seeds i cant remember must ask windbag kudlow.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:00 | 5637434 outamyeffinway
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Hip Hip Hoooraaaaaay for the recovery!!!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:59 | 5638213 BobPaulson
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What do you mean? Stocks are up BECAUSE of the layoffs.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 23:30 | 5640266 COSMOS
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We just entrepreneured some folks....

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:05 | 5637477 Dubaibanker
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And then we have SCB that came out swinging even before CAT and Coke this morning as the first off the New Year races and will fire well over 4,000 people globally from Singapore to UAE to Malaysia....

Standard Chartered to axe 4,000 retail bank jobs - memo http://in.reuters.com/article/2015/01/08/stanchart-redundancies-retail-idINL3N0UN1CF20150108
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:10 | 5637500 847328_3527
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It's a very Robust ... layoff.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:27 | 5638015 Handful of Dust
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:12 | 5638497 Four chan
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i always loved the term shit canned.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 04:24 | 5695557 FIAT CON
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List of recent JAN 1- Jan 22) over 60,000 layoffs so far this month, (only counted the larger numbers) During the month of Dec there were over 30,000 layoffs only counting the large ones.

Daily Job Cuts - Layoff News , Job Layoffs 2014 / 2013 , Bankruptcy, Store closings, Business Economy News

Oil

Shell Fort Mac Operations ( International ) - up to 300

Suncor Energy Inc ( International ) - 1,000

Schlumberger Ltd Oilfield Services Provider - 9,000

Baker Hughes Inc - Expects 7,000 Layoffs

Halliburton - Expect Layoffs

Update: Ensign Energy Services Inc - 700

Chart Energy & Chemicals Wis. - 55 Temp Layoffs?

Steel US Steel East Chicago Tin Plant - 369

Update: US Steel - Idling 2 Plants / 756 Workers

US Steel Tubular Oper. - up to 614 Layoffs Poss.

Mineral Park Copper Mine AZ - 350 Layoff Notices

Other

Bombardier - 1,000 : 620 in Witchia, 380 in Mexico

Bombardier Thunder Bay Plant - 40

Caterpillar Inc. in Peoria and Decatur - 200

Update: Coca Cola - 1,600 to 1,800 Globally

eBay - up to 2,400

United Airlines - 2,000 Layoffs Possible?

American Express - 4,000+ this year

Standard Chartered ( International ) - 4,000

Frontier Airlines - 1,300 Outsourced to Contractors

Update: Altisource Portfolio Solutions - 800+ ?

Store closures;

Sony to close all 14 Retail Canadian stores ( International )

 Target to Exit Canadian Market ( International ) - 133 Stores and 17,600 Employees 56,Million for (all) employee severance, 61 Million for the CEO

Update: Body Central Closing all of its 265 Stores - 2,500 Jobs Lost

JC. Penney to Close 40 Stores in 2015

Wet Seal Closing 338 Stores - About 3,700 Layoffs

Update: Tops Friendly Market Closing total of 27 Pharmacies

Update: Deb Retail Shops Closing ~ 287Stores

Macy's Closing 14 Stores

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:55 | 5637418 GrowerJohn
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After they run out of employment benefits they can go do farm work. Here's a story about how to find organic farms to work on:

 

http://naturecoastpermaculture.com/2014/12/unemployed-try-wwoofing-work/

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:33 | 5637592 Global Hunter
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Grower John, thanks for that link, awesome! Looking forward to reading up on them when I get home from my soul destroying work.

http://www.wwoof.net/

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:31 | 5637640 p00k1e
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While I see your point & good link, poor people farm.  Poor countries have systems like “Uber”.  Poor people live in shipping containers converted into houses – all the rage here in Detroit right now.  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:38 | 5637683 csmith
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Yea, the "sharing" economy = "I'm poor as dirt and could use a little help, eh buddy???"

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:38 | 5637684 willwork4food
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My son worked for a few farms in  HI and loved it. You can do research on what they require but usually it is a 30hr week with room and food paid for, although "food" might be limited depending on the farm.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:03 | 5638223 Hubbs
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I have told my daughter that she will need to pursue  bifurcated careers  based on what in essence is an unwinding of the 20th century, namely she may try for a "career" in engineering, medicine, science or some useful endeavor, or even trying to start her own business, but just in case, she had better keep one eye on a home farm and self sufficiency in case none of the above pan out.

 

In other words, if you don't have a job, then it's back to the farm... a reversal of the last 100 year trend.

 

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:53 | 5638659 SDShack
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It's called the New Feudal World Order. Good jobs will be to support the Lords like you say... medical, techinical (especially construction and maintenace), high end manufacturing, etc. The next tier will be govt employees... mostly to keep the Serfs in line... this means beaurocrats and military/police. Last is the serfs. The lowest menial manual labor to do the basics... cooking, cleaning, growing and processing food, etc. If you are not prepared to be in one of these groups, you better be planning to be as isolated, protected, and self sufficient as possible.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 04:38 | 5695577 FIAT CON
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"In other words, if you don't have a job, then it's back to the farm... a reversal of the last 100 year trend."

Ahh The 21 Century where the Chinese come from the farm to the Factory and the N American Leaves the Factory and goes to the Farm.

 I have been pondering for 40 years why the Asian people work for so little money/day meanwhile the N American gets paid many times more for doing the same job.

I have also been realizing that one day this will equalize, it seems to happening at a faster pace than ever before.

 Before this is over there will be some very cheap RE if anyone other than the oligarcs have any money left to purchase with is another story, or maybe the houses will become derelict and be bull dozed over as in Detriot and other forgotten manufacturing cities in the US.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:58 | 5637425 Headbanger
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Obama is wrecking what's left of the economy to leave a bigger pile of shit for the Repubs to deal with in two years.

Again. Hitlery will not run cause she doesn't want to deal with a bigger pile of shit than her husband!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:58 | 5637433 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Hitlery will run. WE ARE READY FOR HITLERY!  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:15 | 5637543 25or6to4
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Hitlery4
I'm ready for Hitlery. Just bought another 1000 rounds of 7.62x39 ammo.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:21 | 5637583 pelican
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I never understand this line of reasoning.  7.62 against MLRS, Spectre gunships and Elite units is silly.

 

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:27 | 5637614 A Nanny Moose
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Just such a strategy worked in Afghanistan for a bunch of peasant farmers....twice in the last 100 years.

Violence however, will solve nothing.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:14 | 5637536 Arnold
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Can't blame POTUS for you not buying and drinking your fair share of Coca Cola product.

Buying off road mining equipment however...................

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:19 | 5637556 KnuckleDragger-X
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I don't think any sane person will want the job at the rate things are going. That is, if there is a job left. Two years is a long time and there are many things going in the wrong direction at once, interesting times.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:24 | 5637605 El Vaquero
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I'm not convinced that we'll have elections in 2016, and if we do, there's a good chance that they'll be even less meaningful than the elections in 2012.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:34 | 5637656 p00k1e
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Boehner and his crew are going to impeach Obama, no, really.  They’ll repeal Obamacare too!  And send the illegals back…  Boehner is going to get R V W overturned too….

Panacea. 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:13 | 5637929 KnuckleDragger-X
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Been into Wall Streets drug stash have we?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:57 | 5638685 SDShack
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No need for that. Weed is going mainstream. Got to have something to keep the masses entertained. Can't count on just the Kardashians. Bread & Circuses has been expanded, just like it was before the Poppy Wars. History may not repeat, but it does ryhme.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:41 | 5637697 Salah
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Goodman Mfg. is "repurposing" 2000 jobs out of Tennessee

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/business/aroundregion/story/2015/jan/...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:05 | 5637872 Counterpunch
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"In 20 years, we'll have an economy based on people delivering pizzas to one another."

 

 - PJ O'Rourke wrote that, I'm guessing, around 15-20 years ago, forget which book.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:32 | 5638345 Its_the_economy...
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yum! what could be better?!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:17 | 5637962 world_debt_slave
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Arby's hiring shift leaders now!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637403 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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The workers will be fine if they listened to Yellin and have assets to make them rich.  If they have money in the markets they we be twice as good! 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:57 | 5637419 Bloppy
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Peak Zimbabwe not so far away anymore.

 

Catholic League's Donohue: cartoonists got what was coming to them!

http://tinyurl.com/lkjqgt3

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:31 | 5637642 WillyGroper
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Perhaps Charlie Hebdo should have made an illustration of a priest abusing a little boy...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:47 | 5638133 Consuelo
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Even better, Charlie Hebdo should have revealed the extent of homosexuality within the Catholic priesthood and why that little inconvenient truth is somehow kept out of the public eye for sake of political-correctness, buggering little boys notwithstanding...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:41 | 5637331 Stoploss
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Liberated. Finally...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:43 | 5637341 LawsofPhysics
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In the centrally planned utopia being force upon the world (to the benefit of the oiligarchs) things like "employment" are a zero-sum game.

hedge accordingly.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:42 | 5637342 Danno Anderson
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ZH.  You almost sound like a liberal.  Try to learn the difference of when a worker is fired, or laid off.  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:44 | 5637349 Dr. Engali
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In the new normal fired and laid off are the same thing. These people aren't coming back.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:05 | 5637463 disabledvet
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Just think of all the soda pop you could put in that dump truck!

 

Heck, even beer!  Put some spigots on the side...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:27 | 5638554 NESD
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Maybe Coke is firing people because their flagship product is a crap product totally void of nutritional value and more and more consumers are finally figuring that out.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:48 | 5637372 NoDebt
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Correct.  Laid off is a much more polite word to use when you're firing somebody.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:59 | 5637431 oddjob
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Is there a polite word for charging $10 for an O-ring?...fuckin stupid Cat.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:53 | 5638173 malek
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Maybe bargain?

(Only half sarc. Do you know how many central fuel injection units are replaced because a $2 rubber membrane inside formed a crack?)

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 04:19 | 5695560 FIAT CON
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Union wages and benefits don't come cheap.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:00 | 5637448 maskone909
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we laid off the suspect until he gave us a written confession.

the soldier steped on a lay-off and suffered a fatal injury.

the end result of the head-on traffic collision were two lay-offs

i laid her off so hard i pulled out and lay-off'd all over her face

 

orwell would be proud

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:20 | 5637576 KnuckleDragger-X
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Orwell was an optimist......

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:28 | 5637627 Theosebes Goodfellow
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Polite wording? It's becoming an art form:

 

  1. Asked to Resign
  2. Axed
  3. Canned
  4. Career Assessment and Re-employment
  5. Career Transition
  6. Chemistry Change
  7. Coerced Transition
  8. Decruited
  9. Degrowing
  10. Dehiring
  11. Deployment
  12. Deselected
  13. Destaffing
  14. Discharged
  15. Dismissal
  16. Displacement
  17. Downsizing
  18. Excessed
  19. Executive Culling
  20. Force Reduction
  21. Fumigation
  22. Indefinite Idling
  23. Involuntary Separation
  24. Job Separation
  25. Let Go
  26. Negotiated Departure
  27. Outplacement
  28. Personnel Surplus Reduction
  29. Position Elimination
  30. Premature Retirement
  31. Redeployment
  32. Redirected
  33. Redundancy elimination
  34. Release
  35. Reorganization
  36. Replaced
  37. Requested Departure
  38. RIF — Reduction in Force: "I was Riffed"
  39. Right-sizing
  40. Sacked
  41. Selected Out
  42. Selectively Separated
  43. Skill Mix Adjustment
  44. Termination
  45. Transitioned
  46. Vocational Relocation
  47. Workforce Adjustment
  48. Workforce Imbalance Correction

Yeah baby, "some folks" got "riffed".

 

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:44 | 5637345 Dr. Engali
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We need to build moar empty cities or tear down some old ones to build some news shinning cities on the hill. Sorry I got carried away going into Krugman mode.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:57 | 5637421 25or6to4
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Doc
We've got crews in Ferguson, Detroit, Camden NJ, ect ect working on that tearing down thing as we type. No worries.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:19 | 5637554 Arnold
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With mostly minority labor.

Carry on.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:24 | 5637600 KnuckleDragger-X
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Spring is riot season the world over.....

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:44 | 5637346 silverer
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2000 more government dependent folks.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:45 | 5637354 WTFRLY
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At least jobs day will be interesting each month. They'll have to find new ways to make the magic numbers.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:58 | 5637395 Dead Canary
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Very clever WTFRLY but I will DESTROY YOU!!!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:45 | 5637361 Latitude25
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Coke is a monument for the stupidity of people worldwide.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:52 | 5637383 cossack55
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The other upside is the lowering production of carcinogens (high fructose corn syrup(now Fructose, nice name change) and aspartame).  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637410 dobermangang
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I stopped drinking Coke.  I just drink the rum now.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:30 | 5638346 FLHRS
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And Jack.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:47 | 5637376 robertocarlos
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But gas is so cheap you'd think a few people would buy one of those BIG trucks.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:50 | 5637379 Shitgum Suicide
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Greatest recovery evvaaaaaa!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:50 | 5637380 dobermangang
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Good luck finding work.  In the good old days, you could always get a job in retail until you found a job closer to your line of work.  Not anymore.  Retail is contracting big time and is no longer a job safety net.  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:26 | 5637615 KnuckleDragger-X
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What you need is a degree in feminist studies to guarantee that part-time minimum wage job....

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:50 | 5637381 BandGap
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The Cat figure does not include the 40+ "temporary" contractors they also terminated immediately. This is a bad sign all around. From where I sit, contractors usually run, or help run, capex projects.

Peoria is a shithole these days.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:51 | 5637391 Osmium
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These days?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:51 | 5637382 oklaboy
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this sounds like fun

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:50 | 5637384 Osmium
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Holy crap, just think of the one time charges and restructuring charges Coke will have on their next statement.

 

So bullish I can't express it in words.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:51 | 5637393 NuYawkFrankie
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Coke fizzles out...

Caterpillar on wrong track...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637400 Dead Canary
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The evil Coke brothers have gone too far this time!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:32 | 5637647 Theosebes Goodfellow
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You mean Diet and Cherry?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:55 | 5637809 Dead Canary
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Touche Mon Amie.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637404 Latitude25
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Coca Cola Vs Coca cola Zero, a sugar test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBzvN9FLx4Q

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:55 | 5637412 Eternal Complainer
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What does it matter?
The BLS job reports will continue to dazzle

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:56 | 5637413 Big Corked Boots
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"if you are firing you aren't hiring"

Not really true. Many who fire here in the USA are hiring in Chindia.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:43 | 5637682 Theosebes Goodfellow
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I don't know. The "I'd like to get you on a slow boat to Chindia" doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Call me old-fashioned. Better yet, fix me one.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:54 | 5637414 wmbz
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Once again, every cloud has a silver lining!

These folks have gained more freedom for family togetherness while out shopping.

EBT's for all!

 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 12:57 | 5637428 Boomberg
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So we will have 2,000 more entrepenurial day traders soon joining the ranks. Welcome to the club!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:23 | 5637986 Jethro
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2,000 more Herbalife entrepenuers maybe.  Bullish!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:02 | 5637458 mattgallis
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2k jobs cut.... drop in the bucket.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:03 | 5637459 Shitgum Suicide
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I wonder if this recovery is not due to the increase of tax revenue from alcohol sales. With the world being so "happy" these says I'm sure a few more toasts have been in order.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:22 | 5637590 Arnold
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Don't forget Pot.

The Colorado Recovery

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:44 | 5637712 p00k1e
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With cheap Coke, hooker pricing should decline.  

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:05 | 5637483 youngman
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we used to call it....persuing other employment opportunities

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:08 | 5637487 walküre
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The new normal ca. 2025

Labor participation rate is 10%

Unemployment rate -3%

S&P 20,000

DJIA 1,000,000

VIX -150

Machines are in contol 100% of the time. All stats and market participation are automated. The news is produced with algos that establish mind control.

Don't leave your house without bullet proof body armour and a couple hand guns and blades.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:09 | 5637492 Catullus
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I know steel companies are shuttering plant production. Tube steel. Like the stuff you use to frack a well

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:08 | 5637495 Counterpunch
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if it weren't for coke, there'd be way more layoffs on Wall Street. 

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:09 | 5637499 Meat Hammer
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So...less gold mining means less supply and, thus, higher gold prices, right? 

/sarc

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:12 | 5637514 dumbStruck
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Bad news is good news is back... Or did it ever leave ? I am not sure anymore.. Seems like volatility has moved into the good news to bad news relationship. Nothing is certain anymore. Maybe the ability to determine what is going on has been infladed away.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:14 | 5637530 847328_3527
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"Layoffs" sounds so , so ...well, dismal. Lets rather call it, "Downsizing" shall we?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:39 | 5637680 skipjack
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Downsizing is a depressing word, not in the same meme as a recovery economy ! The Oblama Admin requests that you call it RIGHTSIZING !!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:20 | 5637578 WillyGroper
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Coke USSA or Columbia?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:30 | 5637637 kchrisc
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Functionally,"stock buybacks" are a form of ponzi scheme.

The banksters need to repay us.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:34 | 5637655 Atomizer
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Unless the White House bombs the fuck out of a new rogue threat, no need to keep the serfs on the books. Sad, but true.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:36 | 5637669 djsmps
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The DOW is up higher than the number of CAT layoffs, indicating net AWESOME

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:41 | 5637693 Soul Glow
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This is your recovery.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 13:52 | 5637793 Anybody
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This has to be bullish. Dow's up almost 300.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:02 | 5637853 Fix It Again Timmy
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You're FIRED has become "We're giving you an opportunity for career reconsideration and we will not charge you for this service!"....

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:05 | 5637871 Fix It Again Timmy
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.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:19 | 5637977 Jethro
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So...youre saying 7% GDP next quarter?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:39 | 5638099 Jack Burton
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"Products built in these locations are used in the mining industry, which continues to witness weak market conditions," the company said in a statement."

Iron Ore prices are down 50%. This impacts our local, high cost Iron Pellet producers, and the mines. Plus one large new Iron mine was to open in Wisconsin and three large copper nickle mines are under preliminary construction here in NE Minnesota. I fear all these new projects are toast. Imagine a new, underground high cost copper mine, in this market? The new mines seem doomed, the capital for them will dry up for sure! As for existing mines, and railroads, I have heard of NO layoffs yet. But I expect summer will see mass layoffs.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:52 | 5638143 swass
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I'm still pissed at Coke for their Olympics commerical signing America The Beautiful in multiple languages and cultures.  Hope they go out out business.

On another note, you know things are bad when you see what appear to be retired professionals handing you your burrito at Taco Bell.  Where are all these working-age people going to go?  Thanks Bama.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:49 | 5638145 NoWayJose
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Coke can use CGI polar bears to advertise their products, so why not use CGI workers to bottle and distribute their products?  After all, it's not like Coke has to do a lot of work in their research/development/testing labs!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 14:51 | 5638156 NoWayJose
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It's the old -- we will cut thousands of jobs so that our profits are higher -- and pray that the OTHER guys don't cut anyone so that there will be someone out there left to afford to buy OUR product.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:24 | 5638322 safedisk
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Board of directors meeting:

CEO: Good news, we fired all of our employees, our stock is up, Bonuses all round.

All: Horaaaaah!

CEO: Bad news, Someone else fired all our customers, we're screwed!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:58 | 5638453 European American
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Coke could lay off ALL its workers, which would be a real service to the health of the American masses.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 19:24 | 5639267 ZeroSense
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These two companies are also on the Boycott list for supporting Israel

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 23:24 | 5640243 DipshitMiddleCl...
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im surprised these companies haven't started their own prop trading desks like the big oil companies do.

 

good way around the dodd-frank thing..

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