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John Boehner: "I'm The Most Anti-Establishment Speaker We've Ever Had"
Today's WTF moment of the day comes courtesy of The Daily Signal, in which we read that while speaking at his first press conference since being narrowly reelected as House speaker after some 24 republicans defected, the Ohio Republican argued he is the "most anti-establishment speaker we’ve ever had." We further learn that "Boehner couldn’t disagree more with conservatives who label him an “establishment” Republican and a “squish.”
This stunning revelation takes place 1:10 into the clip below.
Supposedly "conservatives have taken issue with what they believe is his willingness to negotiate with Democrats and President Obama, and passing legislation that abandons conservative principles and policies."
Well, yes. Boehner has done that time and again, and folded like the proverbial lawn chair at every opportunity, and often when there was none.
But that is not why Boehner is not anti-establishment by any stretch of the imagination. The real reason why is the following:
Alas, just like the Obama administration is apparently unaware of this thing called "Google", so Boehner and his staffers should familiarize themselves with the website OpenSecrets: it is there that the full establishmentarianism of every elected corporate puppet is laid out for all the peasants to see.
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FUCK YOU BOEHNER
We made some contributions to some folks
Holy shit!!
And I don't even follow politics.
Satan and the circus will say anything to manipulate you. Or sell you gold they don't want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI6tBwVjyOY
Wow!
Bonehead is either a psychiatrists worst nightmare, or a satanists bloody dream.
dont cry for me...bitch.
watta total NWO scumbag, douche...........sad thing is he'll sell out for a couple of Scotch n waters
What a fucking piece of shit. Right after he rolls the committee chairs of those that didn't vote for him for SOTH. He's ABSOLUTELY another BIG GOVERNMENT FUCK!
Speak your mind??? OFF WITH YOUR CHAIRMANSHIP!!
Boehner is as anti-establishment as Michael Moore is anti-calorie.
I still think Obola must have some photos of Boner standing behind a goat's rear end with his pants down around his ankles.
well, I suppose if you consider middle-class America as the "establishment" then technically this is correct.
If you have ever met someone like him you know that the scary part is that he believes what he just said.
The religious right down in Georgia did not like being double crossed on promises by three Bible-thumpers to oppose Boehner as Speaker.
http://www.peachpundit.com/2015/01/07/ga12-rick-allen-pro-boehner-vote/
http://www.peachpundit.com/2015/01/06/congressman-jody-hice-explains-vot...
http://www.peachpundit.com/2015/01/06/rep-loudermilk-explains-first-vote...
The church crowd gets played often and hard, but rarely catches on that they got screwed.
Not this time.
+15,000,000,000
My brother ran for a house seat a while back and I was graced with the presence of several of these guys. They become so encompassed by people who stroke their egos they actually begin to believe these absurdities, then wholly embrace them, then promptly begin doing God's work. Fuck 'em all.
The Pure Evil Psychopath / Sociopath Scum Fuck needs to be snatched up off the street & dealt with Very Extreme Predjudice. Made an example of then dumped off on the public streets for all the world to see.
The theater of the absurd keeps getting stranger, the lies become more grandiose and TPTB take us all for idiots... For the most part, they are correct...
Boehner has just taken a chapter out of the Obama playbook... Tell a huge lie with a straight face and the idiots will believe you...
"contribution", euphemism for a bribe
I'm the most anti-comment commenter ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI6tBwVjyOY
Jeff, you really are terrible... Terribly ignorant...
JT like to boehner some folks
What do you expect his brain is mush from being a Vegan
Jeff, I'm not going to click on your link. It's vegan recipes, isn't it? Why that instead of the Rick Astley video, or the Tro-lo-lo-lo-lo guy? Or a snapshot of your weiner? If you do something like this vegan recipes thing, the first couple times it's funny. Then it's incredibly un-funny. You have to do it for a really, really, long time before it becomes funny again. Like an Andy Kaufman thing.
I wonder if he's related to Dragon Lady? Should change his name to "Jeff the Terrible Don't Bother Clicking The Link Because It Is Vegan Recipes Again", to give the noobs a heads-up.
Now every time I meet someone called "Jeff The Terrible" in real life I'm going to instantly smack them in the head and say, "You Carrot Murderer!!!".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvwc8_QXiY
(Man that song takes a while to get started. For the ADHD, start at 1:10 or just read the lyrics in the description.)
Sure thing.
Look at Bush. He’s got a PAC going that speaks both English and Spanish.
It's called "Spanglish".
Yet, Republicans really will eject the Illegal Ones.
Bwahahboehner….
.
...or a timeshare.
WTF was this Boehner just tried to pull?
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/volcker-criticizes-congress-attempt-to-...
The cowardly GOP failed to dump him. They are no better than the Democrats and Obama. One party rule.
Its unlikely they ever planned on replacing him in the first place. More plate spinning and rabbit-outta'-the-hat showmanship. The show must go on!
Crazy Eddie is rolling over in his grave- dead of embarrassment.
crying about your sell-out doesn't count, John.
It's hardly a surprise that the house is a comedy club, but this is the first time they've been open about it.
Bhoaner: "I'm the most orange speaker we've ever had."
WHAT?????????????????
You figure he practices lying in a mirror?
Sociopaths don't need to practiec as they believe their own drivel... Case in point, Bonehead Boehner...
I bet all he does in front of a mirror, is to admire himself.
Oh for fuck's sake.
Beet faced bonehead boehner trying to out do the pathological liar fudge packer in chief.?
Show biz for ugly people!
I think the original was from Hollywood, something like,
a way for ugly people to be famous.
Kinda like pro sports;)
Just saying something doesn't make it so....
You are a pathetic boner, Boehner
Probably can't even get it up....... All (each and every one) of those yo-yos will say anything to win favor. Evidently, the people are even stupider and fall for the same crap time and time again.
flaccid.
Unfortunately, he probably is the most anti-establishment speaker we've ever had.
Yes, I was thinking that too...that he really was being honest. I just couldn't believe that leaders before the 1900's were as bad as him though. I guess when have to give him a break on that since he probably knows nothing of that time
Democratic leaders tend to stay that way forever (Roosevelt, Tip O'Neil, Nancy Pelosi) whereas if you last one year as Republican leader "you win."
Have no clue about that line of work but "whatever it takes" comes to mind. You're not the leader unless someone is challenging you. Come to think of it....
OMG! Who is still falling for this charade!! LOL
Where's Bush??
"Being able to raise 250 million like it was nothing" apparently doesn't hurt....
When a person supports Republicanism at any level that person endorses Boehner.
However, the cash doesn’t come from these run of the mill wackadoodle Republicans…
The Republicans clearly knew it was curtains for their party. That’s why they turned corporations into people. Ingenious because they knew the Democrats would go for the ride. Just make it a close vote.
Boehner's confirmation... 216 of 408 votes.
The 2000 Supreme Court decision was when the election process really flew off the rails.
John, you took 2 viagra's instead of one. Sucks to be you 8 hours later.
Rumor is....
' Did Harry Reid hurt himself on a sex swing?'
He took 3.
If by "anti-establishment" he actually means worthless cocksucker then I agree
Boehner is a drunk, a sociopath, a pathological liar, and the Kenyan's cabana boy.
I guess the most encouraging part of all this is that it has taken them 50 (75, 200, 500) years to get this far and they are still afraid to cross the Rubicon
This jackass is a text-book example of what makes politics and politicans so sickening. Nancy Pelosi is another.
Congressional "leaders" of this sort don't wind up there by accident I don't think.
It would be more truthful to list those politicians that aren't on the list. Ron Paul maybe for starters.
I broke down into tears.
try not to laugh so hard next time
We know you don't want anything like a decent, honest, government and society established Johnboy
Antiestablishment, yeah right.
From Judicial Watch:
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH):
House Speaker John Boehner has apparently become a master at what Government Accountability Institute President Peter Schweizer calls the “Tollbooth Strategy.” As Schweizer explains in his new book, Extortion: How Politicians Extract Your Money, Buy Votes, and Line Their Own Pockets: “You pay money at a tollbooth in order to use a road or bridge. The methodology in Washington is similar: if someone wants a bill passed, charge them money to allow the bill to move down the legislative highway.” According to Schweizer, Boehner apparently used the Tollbooth Strategy to collect more than $200,000 in political donations from executives just days before holding votes on bills critically important to their industries.
The first bill was the Wireless Tax Fairness Act. Strongly supported by big phone companies like AT&T and Verizon, it sailed through the House Judiciary Committee, and was expected to immediately come to the floor for a full House vote. Instead of scheduling the bill for a vote, however, Boehner allowed it to languish on the calendar for the next three months. What finally prompted Boehner to bring the bill to a vote? As Schweizer explains it: “The day before the vote, Boehner’s campaign collected the toll: thirty-three checks from wireless industry executives, totaling almost $40,000.”
According to Schweizer, two more bills on which Boehner employed the Tollbooth Strategy were the Access to Capital for Job Creators Act and the Small Company Capital Formation Act. Brokers and venture capitalists and investment firms strongly supported the proposed law. Explains Schweizer in Extortion: “The Speaker of the House took in $91,000 in the forty-eight hours of October 30 and 31 from investment banks and private equity firms, two days before the vote. During the same time period, he took in $46,500 from self-described ‘investors’ and another $32,450 from bank holding companies. With the tolls paid, the votes took place on the full House floor. Both passed easily.”
Job creators act prolly got CAT & KO employees their pink slips.
My loathing of these maggots is immeasurable.
Supposedly caving on every issue, every time is what conservatives want.
Not fucking sarcasm. All they had to do was not approve a debt ceiling increase. They had all the leverage. And yes, you use it to force a discussion about what to cut.
And this drunk is the leader of the shit show for the republicans.
Mr. "Bought and Paid For"?
~"John Boehner: "I'm The Most Anti-Establishment Speaker We've Ever Had""~
Yeah, right behind Joseph Gurney Cannon. It amazes me that just because these clowns say this shit people will believe them. Bite me, Boehner, you fuckin' appropriator.
I'm sure there is one kid in America that still believes this propaganda. The kid is probably in a bubble concocted by its parental political overseers and is slated to be president in 2035
Hey, Boner- lets get one thing straight, pal:
You're the most full-retard Speaker we've ever had - you freekin' jerk!
God help us!
Why do I get the impression each time I look at his face, that this man's got a problematic bowel movement?
If I had a dollar for every time Boehner had flexed on Obama and done nothing, I'd be a thousandaire!
Boehner is the WALL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBkTUzKAiXQ
Who DOES the honor go to? Looking at the list of former speakers, I don't really see any that I would call anti-establishment. Thomas S. Bocock perhaps?
Double-speak made manifest.
Anti-Establishment? Is that another term for PHUCKING-CROOK?
It was a real cliffhanger anyway, 216 of 408 votes.
The political elite, all of them, can make outright lies like this one, and nothing happens. Oh, some folks get mad but the elites' lives go on as before. The elites know this. They don't care. You are nothing to them.
"Big Balls"
Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
This man presents well right up until he starts to speak.
Please copy those two charts and label them as "Exhibit 1437," and "Exhibit 1438." We'll need them for his treason trial.
The banksters need to repay us.
"Daddy, buy me a Boehner Zionist puppet like Murray Energy got? Please daddy?"
"I'm The Most Anti-Establishment Speaker We've Ever Had"
- Boaner The Moaner comes out with a groaner.
Join the ranks Boehner. Work up a tear. You have other countries experiencing the same taxpaper servant who doesn't represent the people. Here is a expample
We lost the vote some months back.
The best Scottish Independence Referendum Video
Its beginning as we warned you. Swallow the spoon full of complete utter berk dupes.
Environment Pollution in United Kingdom on Wednesday, 07 January, 2015 at 11:36 (11:36 AM) UTC
The next round of bullshit since you voted ‘NO’. You stupid cunts didn’t listen. Go back to the contract, believe you have an annulment clause. However, I think it has expired. Check for me. Thank you. I’m very pissed off with you. We told you how to vote. Welcome to getting fucked in the ass by the people you voted for. There are no free entitlements, you stupid fucks pay for it. I was so pissed, thought about traveling from Charleston, SC to Inverness Scotland, strap a sheep on your back and watch you get fuck in the ass by your own agriculture revenue means. Check that document for me. Please & thank you.
Love from a American with Loch Ness gene pool.
The word servant must seem dirty to members of House, Senate, and Congress. You are servants working for us. The American Taxpayer who pays your salary. If uncomfortable, resign! This goes for our drunk Vice President Joe Biden and Homosexual US President Barry Soetoro.
The most anti-establishment speaker?
I don't know about that.
But give him credit where credit is due: He's definately the most orange speaker we've ever had.
That's orangeist.
You don't find too many people today with the first name of Adolf or last name of Hitler. In 50 years, no one in what remains of the US will be named Boehner (or Obama either!)
WTF,I like boners. So does my girlfriend.
lick mine while your girlfriend sucks my balls
Boehner was, is and shall always be flaccid. A limp dick if there ever was one.
Someone shoild fuck boner to death
If your in the tan your in the clan.
Fuckface.
Compared to this guy, I don't think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhogWKlm-c0
His Assholiness has managed to get even assholier...
Throw some water on him, I bet the fucker melts.
Garbage In, Garbage Out.
I had the 'pleasure' to hear him speak at an OSU graduation a few years ago. I was seated about 15 feet from him while he gave his speech. His voice has stuck with me ever since. When he speaks it's almost hypnotic (no kidding here). His voice is very melodic. Totally different than when I hear him on TV.
I've heard stories about people who can mesmerize with their voices but this was the first time I had ever been witness to it personally. Dude is crazy but he is definitely a professional politician.
You mean he lied??? These days, you don't get to be speaker of the house by telling the truth.
John Boehner: "I'm The Most Gay Speaker We've Ever Had" As you can see by his guy-liner
POMO says what? Fruitcakes for the Hollydays
http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.6642370.1387485080!/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/display_600/image.JPG
Big shout out to my wife for spotting Boner wears eye-liner
What would the world be without a woman's touch?
You'll all find out soon enough if you allow the global satanists to succeed in merging man and female into some hideous androgynous unisexual monster in honr of their pathetic master
yeahhhh kinda sellout-isssh...there mr.fake n bake...what a used car saleman caricature he is...son of a bartender indeed...chip of the old scammer block...what bartender is not a scamming mofo...
I cant recall over the last 3 decades a more establishment bought and paid for Speaker? Tip O Neil perhaps.......
The problem with government is that only psychopaths and those who value security over individuality wish to be part of it.
The man doesn't need to negotiate with the democrats.
He ususally beats them to the punch.
I'll bet Boner and Lindsey Graham exchange monogrammed hankies every Christmas.(cry babies)
The only thing anti establishment about Boner is he doesn't hide his orange effeminate reptilian hide.
"the Kenyan's cabana boy."
Great description of Boehner.
Have you seen his son-in-law?
http://gossipextra.com/2013/04/25/photo-john-boehner-son-in-law-2539/
Broward County Sheriff‘s deputies who found pot in his car,
I have no doubt Boehner has convinced himself he is indeed the most anti-Establishment Speaker of the House ever. And all his sycophants will agree with him, because otherwise they can't get the patronage spoils only Boehner can dish out. I'm sure the Republican cable TV network and all the radio talk shows will gather all their wise men and women who will furrow their brows and try to think of any other Speaker we've ever had who was anything close to such an earthy man of the people, dedicated to real and radical change (but not too radical, of course).
Since these people only ever talk to each other, they're never at risk of being laughed at or called on their bullshit. They believe this shit, through and through.
But hey, we deserve it. We call Obama a Socialist, we call "crime" "terrorism," we call aggressive warmaking overseas "Defense." We all know that in the corporate world "Accountability" means setting up a committee so nobody can ever be held responsible for anything. We've willingly gone along as all the words in our language have been turned into their opposite, or into meaninglessness. What the fuck, we might as well call Boehner "the most Anti-Establishment Speaker we've ever had." Why not? What's-her-face said Bill Clinton was "The First Black President." My teen-aged son likes to drop into conversations, "Fun Fact! Richard Nixon was the first -- and only -- President of the United States!" He's joking, but why should he be? If he went on TV and said that with a straight face, half the people in America would nod and say, "I didn't realize that. Hey, that kid is really smart. And with his hair, he looks like that guy who came in 2nd on The Voice." At least that last part would be true.
Christ, I can't wait for Boehner to tune in, turn on and drop out. Wouldn't that be weird? An orange Oompa-Loompa in a 3-pc. suit, trippin' balls on the Floor of the House. Why not? If we're going to be weird and imbecilic, there's no halfways.
Cheeto crybaby is a gender-bent version of Nancy Piglosi...
I wish our founding fathers has required 3 tests to become a congressman. A sanity test, an IQ test, and a polygraph test. Congress is filled with stupid, crazy, liars.
BOEHNER IS A SNIVELING PIECE OF DOG SHIT !
TRAITOR AND LIAR ....
I have more respect for fungus
He goes down on obama in snap
a RED FACED DRUNKARD
Sad, crying sack of shit.
He should really quit smoking. He also should really quit speaking.
Prove it, end the Fed!
Manny, Choot that piece of Chit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzUfoqLTZwo
Fixed it for ya John...
"I'm The Most Establishment Speaker We've Ever Had"
Boehner could be a rock star if he would just stand up on his hind legs and GLEEFULLY, JOYFULLY cut something out of the federal budget.
The problem with the modern Washington politician of any party is that they don't want to be the deliverer of bad news to ANY parasitical interest group. Politics is ONLY about feeding budget swill to YOUR interest groups.
If I were Boehner's PR flack, I would have Boehner march into the lobby of the Department of Education with a chain saw and start cutting up the furniture, and then high five the army of Tea Partiers helping him out. Then dump the wreckage on the lawn of the NEA and piss on it.
Hell, it might even get reported on the New York Times or on CBS.
People would say: "WELL, YEAH!"
I hate this guy almost as much as I hate Obama.
That is a tough toss up.
This level of corporate campaign donations is TRIVIAL AND IRRELEVANT compared to the
60% of government spending that BUYS VOTES with entitlement programs.
Dear John, STFU, that is all
Boner's job security is that anybody twit else would either act to correct this train wreck or be so odious that there would be blood in the streets today. I mean, alot more blood.