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Mission Accomplished: Dow Goes Green For 2015
See - "everything is awesome" again!!
Somewhere the BIS is laughing pic.twitter.com/QklgHY7o3f
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) January 8, 2015
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yipeeeeee
Looks like a good roller coster. Can we take a ride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWB7CBdvXU
But at what cost? Gold looks like it's ready for a breakout now. Unintended consequences.
Just another Festivus miracle.
pods
Oil → 0
Stawks → ∞
What's not to love???
Don't ask the cost, that just confuses the situation. The FED and Wall St. has our backs so it'll all end well.....
... this is the economy ...
... three grumpies on a park bench talk about morning bodily functions. 70-year-old said, "I got this problem. I wake up each morning at 7; takes me 20 minutes to pee." 80-year-old replied, "Think that’s a problem? Mine’s worse. I get up at 8, sit there, grunt, groan for half hour until poo comes out." The third was quiet. Trying to lose a frown, 70-year-old asked, “What about you?” 90-year-old dropped a sigh and said, "At 7, I pee like a horse; at 8, I crap like a cow." 80-year-old scowled, then asked, “So? What's the problem?"
"I don't wake up until nine!"
As a 72 year old; I resemble that remark ! Don't make fun of old people; you'll be old too, someday, if you're extremely lucky.
It certainly isn't for the faint of heart.
Grandma always said"Getting old aint for Sissies!"
Shes right.
K-Hen got your back. Just BTFD.
Then do the Wallstreet thing: indulge in hookers and blow.
Life is Good.
FED HFT CODE : IF FED MEMBER SPEAKS THEN BUY
"Well, isn't that special !"----in the voice of the "Church Lady" on SNL.
the market ramps will continue until morale improves
Great...... Just fucking great.
Just look at this economy improving!
Just look at the 3 month chart for the S&P; one more up day, and I short it; again. It's no good.
The theater of the absurd.
No shorting! No point. When it is time to short it will be a too late.
another thing that will improve morale Tyler: we need the ads to show more cleavage
I'll drink to that.
Little early but....bong hits all around! The market is free, free, free....
Big tits=up vote. Crass, but a good distraction, at least for us juvenile "thinkers".
Ah yes, nothing like a little soft porn to get your eyes open in the morning. I second that suggestion.
I need to jack off in the morning just to wake my right hand up.
Where's the setting in AdBlock to let only those ads come through?
sa-weeeeeet! now i can go out in the -30 wind chill to buy me some more iCrap and cheap gasoline.
don't forget to pick up a car or 2
Mantra for last 5 years: Buy the dips
Mantra for 2015: Sell the rallies
truly good advice
Praise be to Obama!!! Seriously, is there anybody here who thought it would be any different? If there is, just write me a check for hat little fiat you have left.
Damn...I now believe in the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin and Santa Claus.
And Europe is going full retard. Wow...
The cat is undead.
The harrowing 2% correction is over. New highs within a week.
Good,
Everything's fixed.
Everything's fixed because everything is fixed.
these fed members and obama should be fucking sent to north korea prison camps.
these guys r fucking evil bastards.
end the fucking fed already god dammit
Surely Gold will be smashed down shortly to reflect this great surge in the Economy....
let's see how the dow does after January 14 (next week)?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-30/ice-just-banned-market-manipula...
c'mon Tyler - let the world know - let's get the Dow to crash before next week
Correction is over. I hope you sad sacks BTFD.
20 DMA: “50 DMA? Seriously? Tryin’ to cross me and get the glory? You were miles away just last week!?”
50 DMA: “Must be syrup of ipecac in the Eccles Bldg. water fountain again, as we’re seeing Fed ‘reverse peristalsis’”
VWAP: “Weee!! Haven’t been this erect since I saw Ann-Margret wearing a ‘cup-with-handle’ bikini in that Elvis movie”
Makes sense to buy the US equities now. At the end of March the Japanese govt starts buying US equities so you onload to the greater fool.
stateside
DOW 18,000 by tomorrow!
The un-fed leans back in it's over stuffed leather brass tack wingback chair with a morning Cognac and laughs a hearty laugh...It's good to be lord over all you survey!
Top of the world Ma!
Now Piss off serfs!
And GOOG broke 500 to the downside, lowest price in 12 months. Hmmmm!.
And you have to admit guys, this strength int dollar, and gold refuses to go lower. Just sayin!
What gold is doing is certainly interesting. So far, I quite like it.
OT but if gold investors bought leveraged gold paper AND physical gold together could they accelerate the end of the manipulation? Does anyone who knows precious metal markets want to weigh in on this?
Repeat after me "This shitshow cannot go on much longer" until you finally give in. Yeller says otherwise. Buy these easy tell tale dips and sell the rip. Booya you have won.
Walt Disney would have loved this....
How can a roller coaster keep going up? That defies gravity. Einstein would be flabergasted
I believe the market swings are only going to get more and more magnified from here on out.
ECB?
They can't have the facade crumbling when Obama makes his "state of the Union" speach. New highs coming so that Erkel can say "see, look what I did". Progressives never give up the lie. They will double, triple and quadruple down on it, until they can't anymore, then they will blame something or someone else for its failure.
^ This
I need me one of those printing machines...
This week's Dow chart left wave (ii) a little short of its anticipated correction level but, so far, right on track.
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...
well Gold is red as suggested earlier &
16 seconds agoEast, Englandwow can't believe my weekly #Dow 18000 #calls I bought Tuesday for a laugh are in the money!
Fuck yeah! My portfolio has recovered almost half of its losses since December. I think I'll go out and buy a Tesla or some iShit or something!