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Obama's Latest Handout: Two Years Of Free Community College For Everyone
With the number of college graduates working minimum wage jobs nearly 71% higher than it was a decade ago, and the average graduate leaving college with $29,400 in debt (crushing their hopes of leveraging up to buy that American Dream-creating house), President Obama has unleashed a double whammy of ideas in the last few days. Reducing mortgage insurance and cutting down-payment restrictions for FHA loans (i.e. providing huge leverage to segments of society to repeat the mistakes of the last housing bubble); and now, as The LA Times reports, President Obama says he is rolling out a plan to make two years of community college free, or nearly so, to every student across the country. Because it's "fair"?
President Obama says he is rolling out a plan to make two years of community college free, or nearly so, to students across the country.
“What I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for everybody who is willing to work for it,” Obama said in a video filmed on Air Force One and posted on Facebook on Thursday.
Obama’s announcement comes ahead of a visit Friday to a community college and technical center in Knoxville, Tenn., as part of a trip designed to preview his policy plans for 2015.
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Just what this nation needs... more higher-educated, taxpayer-funded citizens demanding higher-paid jobs ("well we have a community college education now") when all the jobs being 'created' are waiters, bar staff, and shale oil workers (oh wait... not them)
Unintended Consequence #546278283: Community College fees soar for non-qualifying-for-handout Americans...
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Moar Free Stuff...
Via President Obama's Facebook page...
“Put simply, what I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for anybody who’s willing to work for it,” he said. “It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”
Obama said a world-class education starts with children, but that adults need training, too. “It’s not just for kids, we also have to make sure that everybody has the opportunity to constantly train themselves for better jobs, better wages, better benefits.”
The America’s College Promise proposal could save eligible students $3,800 a year in tuition, the White House said.
According to the White House, here are the requirements for the program:
What students have to do: Students must attend community college at least half-time, maintain a 2.5 GPA, and make steady progress toward completing their program.
What community colleges have to do: Community colleges will be expected to offer programs that are either 1) academic programs that fully transfer credits to local public four-year colleges and universities, or 2) occupational training programs with high graduation rates and lead to in-demand degrees and certificates. Community colleges must also adopt promising and evidence-based institutional reforms to improve student outcomes.
What the federal government has to do: Federal funding will cover three-quarters of the average cost of community college. Participating states will be expected to contribute the remaining funds necessary to eliminate the tuition for eligible students.
The president is expected to make a formal announcement Friday
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Should be a Great State of The Union
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Excellent explanation czarangelus !!!
-old dude...
Well at least you woke up at a young age. Maybe there's time for your generation to somehow fix things.
- another old dude
Crap, I was hoping for some free golf lessons...
If you apply the same logic, as in Affordable Health Care, you can expect all college tuition to double or triple. Obama has spoken. Let it be so (opposite).
How about the thieving welfare queen corporations that actually benefit from the training cover this instead of the fucking taxpayer? Fuck You Obama you miserable fucking cunt. Let GE pay to train their own fucking workforce. On the job training
Fuck you Obama, Gen X paid their bills. Appears that the Central Planning has stalled debt repayment without job growth opportunities. FICO scores will affect future debt spending. You're a smart negro, tell us the big picture..
5 tips for Gen Y'ers to organize student debt
I would like to go back and major in economics. I bet they would just love me.
The professor would send us to the Dean's office. Disruptive behavior over blowing holes into failed economic models.
/hahahahaha
PS: throwing splitballs and paper airplanes at the professor. He/she would have a nervous breakdown before credit session ends. We were ruthless adolescents. We always bonded with the top notch educators, the weak ones were harassed.
I love that comment. We could break out our paper degrees from accredited universties and ask what the hell these are all about. At that point, we could take apart some pens and make spitball shooters with them. I will need you on the other side of the classroom so that we are sure that the "expert" is caught in a spitball crossfire.
What you say is so true.
I like the way he's flashing his Muslim Ring at us in the video... http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/obamas-ring-there-is-no-god-but-allah/
Is it true that the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim's wedding ring has an arabic insctiption that translates to : allah is great?
Well, now we know where all the illegals will be camped out for the next 2 years, at least.
Obama: I believe every unemployed person in America should have at least one college diploma.
In order to swip a product over a scanner degree. I went ballistic on a cashier about two weeks ago. Asked her if she needed a quicker scanner or whether she could move faster. Waiting in line for 20 minutes is unexceptable. I refuse to use self-check out lines, it removes someones job.
When I was 17, worked at a cash register, punched in numbers on a keyboard. These dumbfucks are less productive in time scanning products. IMHO. It's all about inventory control.
No offense, but your rant was voided by "unexceptable."
I used to not use self-check out lines but then I asked myself, self, do you really want to interact with someone who may or may not have the ability to scan products, take money, and give change?
Wifey and I hit a Wendy's last week and they went 0 for 2 on our sandwiches. I'm not talking wrong fixings on them I am talking ordering a chicken sandwich and getting a burger. Receipt was correct. When the person gave us the correct sandwiches I asked where the hidden cameras were because I figured it had to be a gag. Blank stare. Lights on, no one home. Probably a wiz with snapchat and instagram.
I do not use self-checkouts and avoid ATM's in favor of human tellers. Why? Because unlike people, you can't hold a machine liable for error.
If you enjoy self-checkouts, might as well vote with diebold.
Two years to fuck hot pussy and get stoned.....sign me up bitches!
“Put simply, what I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for anybody who’s willing to work for it,” he said. “It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”
- Ummm... the US workforce already CAN compete with anyone in the world... All we need to do it get the US labor force to give up 12 hours out of their day in exchange for 2 pounds of rice, a dead rabbit, and a head of cabbage...
Hmmm - maybe that's what the genius-elite will be teaching the next generation there in "free college" -
that and go away, batin'
This is the Jews way of mixracing more and getting all blacks and whites together.
Jews are working really hard on white genocide. This is another way of attacking that.
I would like to learn more about prepping for the inevitable collapse - better gardening, more efficient canning, drying and curing meat, solar power systems, root cellars, property security, and much more. Where can I sign up for the free tuition to survival college?
School leavers get paid to go to college in Aus.
Gotta love this:
“It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”
This is the President of the United States Of America saying this.
doomed..
I got to learn how to grow and process poppy and shoot AK47 - also improvised explosive device construction would be handy (sarc)
no doubt.
and I tell you what, if Barry replaced 2 year schools with practical Education (not useless eater training) he could, might, maybe on to something.
Oh Barry, you coulda been a contenda!
The UofI(sis), Chicago Campus.
These community colleges are "gold mines"...
http://www.salaryexpert.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=browse.community-colleg...
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/09/07/bga-investigation-community-colle...
Should they be able to read at a 5th grade level to be able to 'gradiate?"
Free, free, free! Everything will be free!!!
Isn't that how Cuba started out under Fidel???
Funny how "Free Society" definition has changed over the years.
Zero is a man on a mission and he won't stop until the Venezuelaization of this entire country is complete. When he's done there won't be a single french fry or roll of toilet paper left in this bitch. Speaking of Venezuela, I caught Maduro's speech in China the other day. I haven't had time to translate it yet, but here is the raw text:
¡Mierda! Yo sé mierda es mal ahora mismo, con todo lo que pasa hambre mierda, y las tormentas de polvo, y se nos está agotando las papas fritas y revestimientos burrito . ¡Pero tengo una solución!
I'm not certain but it looks like Obummer is being told where to stick that burrito.
I did 2 years at CC before I went on to the rest of my life. I want my fucking money back then. No one deserves a hand out.... just for being. FUCK THAT...
Jared Loughner will be so happy to hear it. Too bad he's not qualified to benefit from this theft either.
I bet toupe would fit through that window.
College campuses are being overrun with gangbangers. Send your children abroad.
Wonder if I can get a job as a shop teacher . I won't have to do shit and get paid
He must have gotten this idea from Tennessee, since that's what the state has started to do - give two free years of community college, paid for with lottery money, which I'm sure won't be enough. And this from the liberal, Republican governor there, who also wants to expand Medicaid.
43 presidents were before Obama, but he's the first to recognize that with just a signature college could be free for all.
Those other 43 guys must have been really stupid.
City College in NYC was dirt cheap and gave you a great education - BEFORE open admissions.
Doesn't matter how much 'education' you provide for some when they don't learn anything.
"We educated some folks"
20+ years locked up in an institution? Or a few years on a beach with loud music playing all hours of the night? Not sure which is more cruel and unusual.
We will be that much more exceptional with two years of community college.
There aren't enough seats as it is. Better education material is available free on the internet right now.
And while you're at it, how about throwing in free memberships to a secret fraternal order that teaches each of us how to be "smarter" and more deceptive than everyone else. Then we can all be economists and central bankers and shit!
Great. Now they can finally learn algebra 2 and read at a 10th grade level. Because US high schools didn't already fail them. Now community colleges have the chance to do an equally shitty job.
But they can still bill the US Gov for the tuition. Which is the reason for all this.
Don't forget the new "Department of Administration of Community Colleges". How many billions in funding do you suppose they will need?
I wonder what liberal lobbyist he will name as his free community college edumacashun czar? Maybe he will also write into the bill that the required core courses will be "reading from a teleprompter 101" and "community organizing 210".
I wonder what liberal lobbyist he will name as his free community college edumacashun czar? Maybe he will also write into the bill that the required core courses will be "reading from a teleprompter 101" and "community organizing 210".
Jim Jones promised PeoplesTemple members 'dignity without tears and agony...preferable to ten more days of this life...if you knew what was ahead of you'.
'Although Jones used Flavor Aid in the poison, the drink mix was also commonly referred to as Kool-Aid due to its status as a generic trademark. This has led to the phrase "Drinking the Kool-Aid", referring to a person or group holding an unquestioned belief, argument, or philosophy without critical examination.'[180] (WIKIPEDIA).
It won't be easy trying to escape from O'BamaTown either.
Where is FreeShitter? He is officially nominated as Best ZH Member Name and Avatar of the Decade! Now give that man a Nobel Prize... and get one for yourself too. They're free anyway.
More debt = more interest paid to bankers!! Heck, we're at $18T, what's a few more $Trilltion.
When the customer is the student, you please the student. When the customer is the government, well... you already know where that's going.
Fucknuts is telling us while on Air Force One @ $228,288 per/hr. How many college student loans or new college students can pay off their loan in a hour?
Silly negro!
Don't forget to add wife's vacations.
"The America’s College Promise proposal could save eligible students $3,800 a year in tuition, the White House said." Is that gonna be the same as the White House's promise that the ACA would save on average $2,500 a year for most families? Oh wait...
Nah, this will just be yet another burden to be carried by the tax-paying middle class.
There's a tax paying middle class left?
How many people are actually paying taxes these days? (and don't count anyone employed by any level of government - their earnings - and taxes they pay - are a reallocation of the taxes paid by others).
Are we going to count degrees earned or degrees saved as the metric for success?
Why not just give $ 100,00.00 to every fucking HS Graduate ($ 50,000.00 for making it to 8th Grade) and tell em to sink or swim? Talk about Stimulus Program....that would be a fucking boom to the economy...Everyone Wins!
Especially pimps and blow distributors.
....and there you have it. The price, and value of a college education have finally converged.
Be offended...To all those that "think" (believe) that CC is real a college, it's not. It's a for stupid fucks that can't get into a real school. Don't misread, State colleges are a fucking joke too. I graduated from a notorious State Uni and it was pretty fucking ridiculously easy. I had a great fucking time though! CC isn't even fun. It's fucking retarded commuters pretending their really in college while living in mom's basement. Sorry, the truth is the truth. How many billionaires graduated from a CC? How about a millionaire? Nope, you're better off not wasting time playing school in CC. Go out and be independent and make something of yourself instead. If the government thinks it's a good idea then it's most likely a bad fucking idea.
AND you learned how to use the F word in every sentence.
Fuckkin A he did. Me fuckin too.
I graduated from a CC and have had many years in which I grossed $1M+. What CC taught me was just how much smarter I am than the average bear (ht to Yogi) and removed all doubt that I should be the HMFIC and not a worker bee. I went on to start several businesses (learning along the way that starting, and then selling businesses is far more profitable than running one) and now live quite comfortably in my own 3000sqft basement ( the DW lives in the upper 5500 sqft).
2 More Years of Liberal Indoctrination, because 12 years isn't enough. New "Required" Courses: How to Rat Out Your Neighbor, Climate Wierding, How to Be a Compliant Citizen of the State, How to Look Like Your Working, When You're Not, The Ins and Outs of Government Handouts, LGBT 101. What should be offered, but won't: How to Live on Less When You Graduate...
$1.3 Trillion in Student Loan debt means that tertiary education cannot maintain their present enrollment Ponzi scheme and O'Bummer is offering them a plum because community colleges are slated to be extinct and defunct within the next decade. Half of all community colleges will be cooked within a decade. O'Bummer is investing in
education instead of subprime home loans like the Bush era governance
did pre-crash 08. He is a typical Democrat investor.
I hate the guy just as much as the next guy but....
This is truely a good idea.....
We need something like this to advance into the 21st century or whatever century it is.....
People that don't like it just want dumb niggers working for nothing...
Great idea.......
For real!
Lets see how this will play out. Community Colleges will need students to have at least a 2.5 GPA to keep the free goverment cheese flowing. Somehow I see a future where 99% of all Community College students have a 2.6 GPA. Where the Calculus final exam is a Hello Kitty Coloring Book and the Advanced English Literature Class will be devoted to studying the classic works of Beverly Cleary and R.L Stine. Soon afterwhich because of the complete idiocy coming out the Community Colleges a 2 year degree will be even more Worthless than it already is.
LMFAO. You gotta love the dog eating destroyer.
America, you fat, sluggard slut, you deserve to be destroyed.
All entitlements are a future tax. Just ask Harvard.
Obama's dream for America is to implement a $10 minimum wage. My great uncle always told me you get the politians that you deserve. We're doomed,
Yay, FREE! So no one pays for it! Like Food Stamps, that program doesn't cost anything, to anyone, right? Yep, free!!!
Its obvious from the response in these comments that a majority of the readership believe several things:
1) Governments cannot issue currency without devaluing the currency
2) Government debt has to be repaid by levying taxes
3) Governments can't contribute to the public good by funding education without incurring negative consequences for the economy
All three things are false.
YES one might say that he is very generous to a fault. HAS it been reported how many mulligans he grants himself per hole?
Generous with OUR money....
Well that sucks, I justed dished out $2k for my wife to go to a Community College this semester. Is there a retroactive feature in which I will be paid back the 10k I spent for her to get her degree? Of course not, I paid out of pocket, no debt relief or getting free monies.
Thank you for paying your way as you go. That's such a rarity, perhaps you should get an award.
Reward the debt slave with more debts. Way to go.
THAT is the sociaism works.
Pithily summarized.
My son is on his third free AS degree (Marine Technology, Mechanical Engineering Technology and now Machining Technology). Each degree takes less credits because he has all of the pre-reqs and humanities out of the way and his GPA gets better (he has a 3.8). I guess now he can save up his 9/11 GI Bill for his BS degrees.......why work when he gets a stipend and his class expenses are all paid up with no debt?
I live in one of those countries with "free" college. Welcome to waiting in line 5 years to get the classes you want.
Community college is attractive to a lot of people due to the fact that you can transfer to a 4 year college and save money. What happens when kids decide not to go to traditional freshman and sophomore years at the 4 year school and get their education for free? That is already happening and is causing tuition to raise at the 4 year college. Maybe 4 year colleges will deny transfer of credits from community college once their freshman and sophomore enrollment fades even more. Then the 2 year degree may become even more worthless unless you are going to be a welder or HVAC certified.
Dupe
This is just a way to turn "unemployed" young people to "students" in the statistics. Unemployment goes down. Great!
Two thoughts:
1) Loads of Juco's are just about out of money. That's certainly the case out here in CA. City College of San Francisco (CCSF) provides a beautiful example. Their mismangement of money (read: union theft) was so out of control that they were taken over by the state last year. An independent auditor discovered that at one point, 92% of the school's revenue was going to wages and pensions. lol My guess is that obama is doing this as a means of funneling some federal cheese their way to keep the scam going for a while longer.
2) My son will graduate Juco this summer. Can I get a refund of his last two years?
2.5 GPA? That's retard low.
3.93 Bitchez! And I'm still pissed about that B
Nothing is free. I estimate this will cost me an extra 1000 in taxes a year to start out with.
Great so government will fund grades 13 and 14 for a pound of flesh
Give that money to primary school teachers.
When I did my physics degree I was given free student accomodation, annual spending money grant and all tuition free by the local authority. Didn't cost me a penny. That was in the days when only 10% or so went on to university. I think that is a better system.
Now the extra taxes you pay will help some transgendered sodomite on welfare try to attain a 2 year Women's Studies degree.
You're a sexist. I can't believe you'd expect trannies to only want to learn about women issues.
EVERYONE knows it'd be an AA in Transgender Studies with a Minor In Marxism.
Hey-- Maybe got the idea right in Ilinois-- where the community college president makes $469k per year and $50MM buildings spring up to honor crooked political hacks! http://www.rebootillinois.com/2014/12/08/editors-picks/adam-andrzejewski/watchdog-group-clash-college-dupage-foia-requests/30182/
If they are saying the average student loan debt is 29k,...you know its several multiples of that number.
My guess is 75k for undergrads
and anyone pursuing higher level education has gotta owe 200k minimum
Obama"...it will be free if you work for it"...What is that an oxymoron?
And his quote, too.
The end is nigh.
Enjoy the smackdown barry. No one deserves it more than you.
Two more years of government indoctrination and a worthless AA degree. Get a job. And Dear Leader Obama, QUIT STEALING FROM THE PRODUCTIVE CLASS.
Uh, don't they already have free online universities? And just what does two more years of socialist/communist indoctrination going to do? Make more rabid Marxists?
So, community college becomes the next level of Public Education? Um, will EVERYONE now get a free bachelor's degree? Will Universities now only offer advanced degrees at the Masters and PhD levels?
Oh, and free is never "FREE". Someone has to pay for it. And, while I think an educated public is a good thing, and am willing to pay taxes for it, I certainly don't think a community college degree is needed for everyone. What additional skills are they going to get from community college? There are already too many liberal arts degrees out there.
Mark Twain said "I never let my schooling interfere with my education."
Going to class, writing "papers" and reciting pablum does not make for an education or for a productive citizenry. The problem is, people used to have to work for a college degree. And, b/c they had to work for it, they appreciated it, and probably LEARNED some things. Now, it's meaningless.
I can guarantee that Jellyfish Boner and McConnell will approve of this and fund it with an amendment to the Cromnibus bill.
Thank you, please vote again.
"Free" and "fair" are both four-letter "F" words.
Those on the other side of the trade (the producers paying for the handouts) get another four-letter "F" word.
Dupe...
You tend to get the same value as what you pay for. Just sayin.