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This Is What It Feels Like When A "Non-Voting" Dove Cries (For Moar)

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/08/2015 21:29 -0400

What's the difference between a non-voting and a voting dovish member of the Federal Reserve? About 20 S&P 500 points...

When newly minited voting member Charlie Evans dropped the 'C' Word (catastrophe) last night, Futures exploded northwards in a euphoric exultation of ubder-dovishness...

When newly non-voting member Kocherlakota uttered the followed demands for moar:

*KOCHERLAKOTA SAYS UNEMPLOYMENT RATE REMAINS ELEVATED
*KOCHERLAKOTA: INFLATION LAGGING TARGET RISKS FED CREDIBILITY
*KOCHERLAKOTA SEES `FEW YEARS' FOR INFLATION TO RETURN TO 2%
*KOCHERLAKOTA: FED STIMULUS INSUFFICIENT TO HIT INFLATION TARGET
*KOCHERLAKOTA: RATE RISE IN 2015 WOULD RETARD INFLATION RECOVERY

S&P futures - rather sadly - droppped 2 points...

* * *

Oh how far the might have fallen... And then there's this...

*KOCHERLAKOTA: IF WE HAVE 2% INFLATION WE'LL HAVE MAX EMPLOYMENT

We need some crazy pills.

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Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:42 | 5639851 Truther

Great, let's have a duel. Russian roulette anyone?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:51 | 5639900 DeadFred

We won't be able to get any crazy pills for you Tyler, they're all sold out.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 23:31 | 5640258 TruthInSunshine

Jew Princess Janet Yellen is looking out for the middle class, just like Jew Bernanke & Jew Greenspan.

And so is Jew Evans, Jew Fisher, Jew Dudley & Jew Plosser.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 01:09 | 5640482 Bloppy

Kocherlakota is actually Paul Krugman in disguise

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:42 | 5639852 LetThemEatRand

How can you just leave me standing?

Alone in a world that's so cold (So cold)

Maybe I'm just too demanding

Maybe I'm just like Greenspan too bold

Maybe you're just like my mother

She's never satisfied (Yellen's never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other?

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:54 | 5639881 dirtyfiles

if HE just said that yesterday the damage to the upside would be cut in half...

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:47 | 5639883 buzzsaw99

he said retard - lulz

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:59 | 5639931 eXMachina

Whatever the Fed does, it's retarded!

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 21:58 | 5639932 Yen Cross

The Chinese hit the Goldilocks #'s as usual.

17:30     CNY         CPI (MoM) (Dec)     0.3%     0.3%     -0.2%
17:30     CNY         CPI (YoY) (Dec)     1.5%     1.5%     1.4%
17:30     CNY         PPI (YoY) (Dec)     -3.3%     -3.1%     -2.7%

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 03:10 | 5640616 Troy Ounce

What's the difference between a dove and a tiger?

A tiger roams the streets of Paris.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/police-hunt-tiger-loose-near-paris-115336464.html

This Is What It Feels Like When A "Non-Voting" Dove Cries (For Moar)

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