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French Police In Standoff With Besieged Murder Suspects Who Are "Ready To Die As Martyrs" - Live Webcast

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After evading the French police for nearly three days, a few hours ago the Charlie Hebdo murder suspects were cornered in an industrial building near Charles de Gaulle airport in the town of Dammarin-en-Goelle, 26 miles northeast of paris and 8 miles away from the airport, where they are said to have taken a hostage. Heavily armed police blocked approaches to the town and helicopters hovered in the fog overhead. Agence France-Presse said the men have taken a hostage. According to reports, the suspects have established police contact with the police and have said they are ready to "die as martyrs."

A quick recap of the situation from SkyNews:

  • Suspects holed up on an industrial estate in Dammartin-en-Goele, 27 miles from the heart of Paris, with one person held hostage.
  • They was a police chase and shootout after they earlier stole a car and fled on the N2 road.
  • Up to 1,500 police - including swat teams, snipers and helicopters - are at the scene as negotiations go on.
  • Residents told to stay indoors, stay away from windows and turn off lights.
  • The brothers, Said and Cherif Kouachi, have reportedly said they are prepared to die as martyrs.
  • Officials say the killing of a female police officer yesterday is linked to the Charlie Hebdo massacre.

Anecdotal reports have said some overflights are being diverted and runways at CDG airport may have been closed.

 

More details:

According to Bloomberg, the two men are holed up at a commercial printing business on the edge of the town, opposite a logistics site operated by grocer Carrefour SA. The town council asked residents to stay home in a statement on its website, and said students were confined to their schools. At Charles de Gaulle, France’s main international airport, operator Aeroports de Paris said flights were being re-routed around the area.

“An operation is currently under way in Dammartin-en-Goele and special police forces are being deployed,” Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said in televised comments. “All of the ministry’s forces, police forces, are mobilized.”

The two men may be in possession of a rocket launcher and other weapons, according to a police official who declined to be identified in line with government policy.

 

Cherif Kouachi was known to French police and spent time in prison for participation in a jihadist group. His brother Said may have received training at a militant camp in Yemen.

 

Noel Beckwith, a resident of Dammartin-en-Geoele, told Bloomberg Television that residents had heard “nothing at all” from police so far.

 

“We’re sort of barricaded in our house and looking out the windows.”

As Breaking911 added, one of the Kouachi brothers turned up at the printing factory, initially pretending to be a police officer, and told a worker: “Get out of here, we don’t kill civilians.”  Local residents are being told to stay at home, switch off the lights, and stay away from their windows. Hundreds of people are sealed inside some local office buildings.

There have been reports that two people have been killed, but Paris prosecutors insist there have been no deaths.

Police are now negotiating with the two suspects, Said and Cherif Kouachi.

At least two planes have aborted landing attempts at the airport as the situation unfolds.

The latest: the two have asked to die as martyrs:

We are confident various enforcement agencies will gladly oblige.

Live feeds from Sky:

And France24:

 

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And while the world follows the final showdown of the Kouachi brothers, a new cell may have been activated in Paris:

 

 

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Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:19 | 5640822 Xibalba
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Their god is threatened by a cartoon!  

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:22 | 5640829 Haus-Targaryen
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If only we could get Yellen to start drawing political cartoons. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:37 | 5640862 GetZeeGold
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Good thing it was just a cartoon......a fake video and the whole country would be in flames.

 

The US should know....we lost 4 people ourselves.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:46 | 5640888 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Their great invisible skyman was insulted - fucking hell humans are stupid.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:47 | 5640898 Keyser
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With 5200+ separate deities worshiped on this planet today, there are an awful lot of confused and dangerous motherfuckers out there willing to die for their great heavenly space fairy... God help us... Oh snap!!!!!

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:01 | 5640931 BringOnTheAsteroid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gELzYupzXs

The above is a must watch for everyone, christian and atheist and even all you muzzies.

It's all a lie, a gigantic fabricated story stolen from ancient belief systems rooted in paganism. I always thought jesus christ probably did exist (without the fairytale origin and powers) but now I am convinced the entire thing is just made up. Stitched together by centuries of story telling.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:30 | 5641059 Element
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Prayer: The publically acceptable form of speaking to imaginary friends.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:33 | 5641642 Element
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Ah, a few conversationalists. Time to grow up no one listening. Yes, you're part of infinity, but unfortunately it's not watching your back for you, if you are silly enough to get you dick's tip sliced off, and prostrate yourself sufficiently, and give your family's money to some hypocritical fucking thief in a fancy gown and silly hat, with some dippy book that was designed to trick goat herders, peasants and hopefully a few stone masons as well, then you made a mistake. That's OK, lots of people made the same mistakes, it was the culture.

Sorry, that was in fact a huge con job, religious people can be utter pricks like that (as you no doubt have begun to notice), and the suckers are never cut an even break. So smarten up, do yer best, and quit talking to the sky or yourself quite so much. An internal dialogue is normal however as a part of the duelism of thinking stuff through.

And it's OK to feel generally thankful about stuff, and enjoy your lot, no problem there, sing and dance, smile, enjoy a good meal, hold you loved ones close, be nice to people, fine, but do consider giving up the prostration habit, and all that wailing 'n similar sordid stuff. It's not cool, it's rather pitiful and disappointing to watch.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:17 | 5640820 Infinite QE
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ROFLMAO. Made for TV. Is Sony Pictures involved in this in any way?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:19 | 5640824 youngman
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And they will....what do the need two bullets...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:21 | 5640826 Larrioto
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God damn baguettes

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:23 | 5640835 kowalli
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show must go on

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:26 | 5640837 therover
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"Up to 1,500 police - including swat teams, snipers and helicopters - are at the scene as negotiations go on."

 

Hmmmm....a test to see how many law enforcement people congrugate on a scene, diverting them from the main attack ? 

 


Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:31 | 5640848 GetZeeGold
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1500 cops to take out two guys......yeah.....sounds like France.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:37 | 5640861 Sentient B-ing
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I hope one of them remembered to bring the white flag

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:04 | 5640936 old naughty
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How do you say "Boston" in French?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:58 | 5641495 conscious being
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Mais oui. Boss ton. Merci.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:11 | 5641565 yellowsub
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There is no literal translation for Bawstin.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:36 | 5640864 duo
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sounds like Boston

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:41 | 5640873 GetZeeGold
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Yeah....try that crap in Oklahoma.....or Texas.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:45 | 5640876 overmedicatedun...
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not boston the french don't have empty boats sitting in the yard...with 1500 police - soldiers - plus equip, if this goes on very long- think of the debt it runs up..EU better give them an ultimatum: kill them now france or be ready for austerity.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:52 | 5640909 GetZeeGold
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Austerity.....don't even joke about that!!!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:53 | 5640914 p00k1e
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Frank Abagnale (Leonardo DiCaprio)  in ‘Catch Me If You Can’ was also caught in a printing shop. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:13 | 5640993 rbg81
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Surrounded by 1500 French police, eh?  My $$ says these guys escape unscathed, without breaking a sweat.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:28 | 5640844 dogbreath
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Carrefour is getting free advertising

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:21 | 5641021 Perfecthedge
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...and Citroën! Want a badass getaway car? Use a C3!

How could I forget the free advertising for a all time classic: the AK47 from Mr. Kalashnikov.  Never lets you down.

They should show some of the Police men going into Carrefour and come out with Donuts...ehm...Croissants.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:31 | 5640850 overmedicatedun...
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seems thier handlers left them out to hang..bad form old boys.

martyrs they will be, some value in that to infect more rabid dogs.

cops should wait 3 - 4days and take them while they sleep, but no this will end like we all expect with a shoot out.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:53 | 5640912 youngman
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They should have taken over the Carrefour,,,Francces version of Wallmart...not a printing shop..you cant eat paper..now they go hungry

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:24 | 5641043 WTFUD
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@ Youngman

Sorry youngman too much GMO and NO Halal products.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:33 | 5640851 IndianaJohn
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Allah Cadaver!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:32 | 5640852 The Blank Stare
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There were reports of a white van outside the office building. Can't find them now.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:37 | 5641086 StychoKiller
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White Van > White Bronco?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:32 | 5640854 Bill of Rights
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$50 says these cops kill everyone on site but the bad guys . Some folks needed to be sacrificed .

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:47 | 5640897 CaptainObvious
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No, this is France, not New York City.  Only NYPD shoots 11 innocent bystanders instead of the bad guys.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:35 | 5640860 taketheredpill
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It was NOT just about cartoons.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:39 | 5640866 IPURDOM75
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Of course they'll kill them. No testimony and no trial. False Flag no doubt!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:40 | 5640870 WTFUD
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They hate us for our cheeses.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:52 | 5640910 hoist the bs flag
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..and freedumb fries

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:05 | 5640961 GetZeeGold
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You don't see anyone trying to pull crap like this in Venezuela.....and they don't have fries.....just sayin.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:00 | 5641197 hoist the bs flag
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good point ...or Cuba or North Korea too. But do the trains run on time?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:40 | 5640872 Debugas
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and the diversion it was indeed

 

Paris in the action again at Porte de Vincennes at 5:58pm

http://www.firstpost.com/world/live-fresh-firing-reports-emerge-from-por...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:41 | 5640874 freedom123
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Motives behind the Charlie Hebdo attack in Paris

http://youtu.be/aCES82xfgdw

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:42 | 5640881 Manipuflation
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If you take a hostage aren't you saying that you have a bargaining chip?  What sort of martyrdom is that?  Why are they talking to the police?  Why the fuck would you do that if you just committed a heinous crime?  Do they have cell phones in their own names complete with pictures and are they texting the cops?  What kind of "terrorist training" did these morons receive?  

This is getting to be a narrative and now I just heard on the CIA News Network that this could easily happen in the U.S. and that we need to be prepared.  Does that mean that we will get some more useless legislation or a war in Syria?                  

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:52 | 5641774 lakecity55
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As long as USD$ flow to Israel continues, we will only face actual lone wolves/nutjobs.

Now, if you go voting for a possible Palestinian State, like the Frenchies did with a resolution, you may face a deadly attack.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:44 | 5640882 Escapeclaws
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Why do they do it? Because they believe that one day they will triumph and have their victory. That victory will involve a change of ownership. All assets, currently in the hands of infidels, including wives and children, will be in their hands and they will be able to do with them as they wish. All power will be theirs. That's pretty heady stuff for boys with no culture, skills, money, or education.

Furthermore, they get to kill and torture in the name of religion..

All this is drummed into their heads by their peers and superiors.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:47 | 5640901 CaptainObvious
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All your women are belong to us.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:53 | 5640915 BringOnTheAsteroid
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As fucked up as Islam is, Christianity is only a few centuries ahead. Go back to the 16th century and the crimes committed by the Catholic church were beyond heinous.

Religion is a sickness on the minds of human beings. I wonder just how long can adult human beings keep up the pretense of belief in the great invisible grey bearded skyman.

THE GREAT INVISIBLE GREY BEARDED SKYMAN.

People, how do you do it? How have you so thoroughly convinced yourself there is a giant invisible grey bearded skyman floating around in the cold depths of space or maybe hiiding on the dark side of the moon, who talks inside your heads. Do you realise just how close this sounds to mental illness.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:57 | 5640920 CaptainObvious
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Allow me to give you a big +1, as you will soon have a torrent of reds from the Hedgers that believe in the Great Imaginary Sky God.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:59 | 5640929 overmedicatedun...
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bringon, you are just a little dense..most here understand your view on religion..just like the traders we are -we hedge our bets. go post on al jazeera..you will be given a warm responce.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:06 | 5640967 BringOnTheAsteroid
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What do you mean you hedge your bets? You mean, just in case there is a great invisible grey bearded skyman?

Come on ! ! !

You have a lot of hedging to do as there are a few thousand deities currently worshipped. You are a trader, you know one in a few thousand is shitty odds. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:11 | 5640991 overmedicatedun...
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bringon, I guess you will tell us all you never bought a lottery ticket..anyway Paris has the eyes of the world, wonder what is going on elsewere that needs to be kept in the dark?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:24 | 5641039 BringOnTheAsteroid
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A lottery ticket would have vastly greater odds of producing the desired result.

Australia, Paris, does make you wonder what's in store for us in the coming months. It ain't going to be pretty.

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:33 | 5641073 Perfecthedge
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BringOnTheAsteroid you just gave me an idea!!!  Why not create the "GOD INDEX"? We lump all 5.200 gods together and people will be able to worship all of them and hedge accordingly.  The ultimative, no-risk religion.  One prayer reaches all gods.

I will also give out CDS on this index and make a killing (no pun intended!)

 

From a fellow Trader & Atheist.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 19:25 | 5643980 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Mate, that idea is just about crazy enough to take off.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:02 | 5640930 hoist the bs flag
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...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:00 | 5640935 GetZeeGold
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Christianity is only a few centuries ahead

 

To win the million dollar prize.....all you have to do is name 10 Christian terrorists that have detonated a suicide vest in public.........annnnnnnnd GO!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:03 | 5640948 BringOnTheAsteroid
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How about I name 1000 catholic priests who have fucked little boys up the arse. The destruction of life will be about equivalent.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:07 | 5640969 blabam
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Exucsing Islam because everything else in this world is fucked up is getting tiresome.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:20 | 5641023 BringOnTheAsteroid
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I'm not excusing it, just pointing out it's all tarred with the same brush. It's a majority of dumb upright apes thinking they can communicate telepathically with the great invisible grey bearded skyman. You cannot make this shit up. It's not just a small pocket of nut cases, either, the entire world is giant mental asylum and we wonder why things are so fucked up.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:11 | 5640980 GetZeeGold
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How about I name 1000 catholic priests

 

Sorry.....that's the wrong answer.

 

Thanks for playing though.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:30 | 5641045 BringOnTheAsteroid
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Your rules are a bit stringent. I suspect being blown to bits and killed instantly might be preferable to feeling the erect cock of an old priest sliding into your asshole to the point it starts to dent your own shit. These suicide bombers are uneducated dumb mother fuckers who have been brain washed. A catholic priest is supposed to be a bastion of society. It's a very fair comparison I made above.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:58 | 5641171 hoist the bs flag
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don't forget that Hitler and his ilk were stout Catholics and were funded or supported by Rome in some serious ways (with some wacky "occultish" fetishes to boot)...that racks 6 million + dead folks killed by bombs, gas, guns... you name it.  does that count too in this game?

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 19:27 | 5643999 BringOnTheAsteroid
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No, I'm afraid not because the game (as it appears) is to paint muzzies in a bad light and christians in a good light.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:13 | 5641240 hot sauce technician
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At least with the priests there's predictability - if you stay away from catholic churches you're safe. Tgey can't target your kids on the street or in your home. Whereas with the moon worshippers, they randomly target anyone anywhere as long as they're white non-Muslims or even loosely identify with classical liberalism. That is why it's called terrorism. You're a target regardless of your innocence.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:05 | 5641531 Abaco
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Please do. Then name 1000 politicians in Britain who have done the same thing. Conflate the perversion with the cover. Douche.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 19:31 | 5644019 BringOnTheAsteroid
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You mean 1000 christian politicians in Britian.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:13 | 5640994 Ribeye
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Ramen to that:)

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:59 | 5641506 yellowsub
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I'd put my faith in the invisble "man" over gov't any day.

You can ask the same question on why people still vote...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:57 | 5640926 p00k1e
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X-ian priests use LLB (little boy butt) as drums…  Don’t ask about the stick. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:13 | 5641235 groundedkiwi
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You need to google the word Infidel and its origin.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:46 | 5641744 lakecity55
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You bet. The Khazars will not give up until they own everything.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:43 | 5640884 WTFUD
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If Z/H did live on the spot reporting it would it would probably be the best reporting in the world.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:45 | 5640890 gatorengineer
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French need to learn something about guns, Carbines versus an AK, how quaint.....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:47 | 5640891 kita27
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In a "Kosher" supermarket? This doesn't smell very Kosher, Muslim terrorists (is there any other kind?) in a some supermarket that sounds awfully Jewish.

Dare I say Fal........ Nah there has to be a new term, that one is getting old.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:23 | 5641029 Arnold
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It is my understanding that kosher is all a faithful follower of islam should eat.

They had some pretty strict dietary rules for survival in the turn of the first millennium for some reason.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:46 | 5640893 p00k1e
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What a scam.

Is he trapped under an aluminum fishing boat? 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:49 | 5640900 Ian56
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Syria's UN Ambassador:-

"We have repeatedly said and warned the French government about working with the terrorists, about manipulating the terrorists. And we told them ‘one day it will return to you.’”

“Now they call them terrorists because today they are killing French people. But when they used to kill Syrian people, they were considered jihadist.”

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2014/12/29/392270/brown-memorial-pile-of-t...

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:22 | 5641294 Rory_Breaker
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I bet that gets zero press coverage in the west

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:52 | 5640908 2muchtax
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Ready to "die as martyrs"? Why do you need hostages if you're ready? Maybe, not quite ready.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 08:59 | 5640928 youngman
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Its obvious that printing shops are dangerous places...I am going long Amazon E Books

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:00 | 5640933 Ribeye
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The supermarket guy must be the guy that killed the policewoman yesterday, 

If not, who knows what's coming....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:00 | 5640934 Skip
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There is a reason that Muslim immigrants have been flooding into France, England, Australia, Denmark and the USA, and btw the US is going to get another 200,000 Muslim refugees from Syria, Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East quite soon, not counting the Pakistanis and Indian Muslims.

Whether it is Musims or Latinos or Africans or Asians coming in to White homelands such as the USA or France there is an ethno-religious group behind it but it is NOT Muslims.

terrorists’ execution-style killing of a wounded French policeman begging for his life

GOP Congresscritters Flocking To DC White Supremacist Soiree

The KEY to understanding the otherwise inexplicable immigration invasion of America and Europe and Australia

Look up Barbara Spectre Lerner. Here is a video of what she had to say about who is behind 3rd world immigration into all of Europe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Vq_e2Z1ug

There is another member of the same tribe, Anetta Kahane in Germany saying the same things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuYKtwnzG7M

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:02 | 5640942 mog
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How ironic this whole situation is.

Charlie of course was far left.

It is claimed that they  have run a vicious campaign against Marine le Pen.

As true leftists they demand the right to attack anyone they like but Marine le Pen was abused as 'racist'. By their murder they have surely proved Marine Le Pen to be correct in her opinions.

 

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:07 | 5640970 Ribeye
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And most likely ensured she will be the next president...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:06 | 5640951 Ribeye
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Lol:)

Well, if I'm ever being chased by a French SWAT team, I now know that all I have to do is run up a little grassy hill that's a bit wet in order to lose them:)

Please tell me some of you saw that footage of the fckn Keystone Cops just shown on BBC, 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:15 | 5641005 BringOnTheAsteroid
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, saw it. There was a cop walking around like Herman Munster in a soggy field. I was thinking, mate, do you realise the entire world is watching you trying not to get mud on your boots. Fuck it was funny. It was like being thrust back into the silent movie era.

Oh the French, you have to love them.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:43 | 5641118 Perfecthedge
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I love you guys.  Hahhahahahahaha....I am watching this Live and thought EXACTLY the same as you.  I thought: He doesn't realize that this is being watched by millions, goes up, clothed like a Warrior and makes good french slapstick comedy.

I am also constantly thinking what is going on in their minds? How would I flee the scene (maybe the printing facility has a connection to the street sewer stystem? Mayor printing facilities have big ass sewer connections in their basement. Tie up the hostage and leave the city running inside the sewage system).

 

This is the longest movie I have ever watchted.

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:14 | 5641000 Rootin' for Putin
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They will probably just use their uber app to get out of there.  At a premium rate of course.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:15 | 5641002 Manipuflation
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The MSM keeps using the term "Self-Radicalization".  Where do they come up with shit like that?   

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:20 | 5641025 Rootin' for Putin
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stop radicalizing yourself, stop radicalizing yourself!
/ nelson muntz voice

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:22 | 5641032 CaptainObvious
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From the same dictionary where they got global warmi---err, "climate change", "affirmative action", "diversity", "mentally challenged", and "rape culture".  Merriam Webster's Politically Correct Dictionary, Unabridged, 2015 Edition, now with 75% more word obfuscation!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:12 | 5641237 Manipuflation
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Yep.  If it didn't come DC then it must have come from California.  Yes means yes.  What kind of stupid law is that?  It there paperwork involved and is there a fee?  Yeah right, I finally get the woman in bed and then I have to stop and fill out a bunch of paperwork and likely pay for a permit which take two weeks to get there.  We probably would have to have a penis and vagina inspections which would require more fees and more paperwork which will not be covered under the Unaffordable Health Care Act.  After after about two months you will get approval to have sex.  By then you will forgotten her name and the bullshit phone number you gave her won't work either.  Then when finally do run into her again at the club, you say, "Hey young lady, I have some paperwork that we need to do and then we can go dancing". and then you break out the manilla envelope.  Then you will have to buy drinks for the Notary Public that you brought with.  Then you will have to buy another filing cabinet to keep all of this paperwork in.  And then you will need a copier and ink.  That ain't gonna work.     

That is a serious waste of everyone's time and money to legislate shit like that.  The scary thing is that my hyperbole is not far from the truth. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:17 | 5641009 Wahooo
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"...holed up at a commercial printing business." You mean they're at the Fed?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:24 | 5641037 CaptainObvious
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+100 for the best one-liner on the thread.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:35 | 5641078 Comte d'herblay
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Lesson for today WADR:

 

The FED does not print money, the Bureau of Printing and Engraving does, and that bureacracy falls under the Treasury Department.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:23 | 5641295 Wahooo
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Fed and its banks run the Treasury

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:19 | 5641019 Troy Ounce
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And in other news, your pensions and savings have been confiscated, a new world currency has replaced your currency, TTIP has been approved by parliaments worldwide, European parliaments have been abolished and replaced by the European Parliament, Obama's pasport is a fake, MH370 was shot down by US guns close to Diego Garcia, MH17 has been shot down by Ukrain jets and we're now quickly go over to Jeremy who has some other news...Jeremy...Jeremy?.....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:24 | 5641034 Ribeye
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2 confirmed dead at the supermarket

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:24 | 5641041 Panic Mode
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Martyrs my arse. They are under achievers with fuck up brains.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:27 | 5641046 One And Only
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I love the hostage situations where the hostages are carrying guns.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:26 | 5641047 youngman
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They are negociating their book deal with Amazon right now...as the employees are working on the book right now,,,fresh off the printer

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:26 | 5641051 orangegeek
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french plan:

 

Step one:  knock them out with gas

 

Step two:  walk in and handcuff them after they fall asleep

 

Step three;  call the media and roll in the army and air force

 

step four:  make it a big shit show

 

step five:  when the terrible 2 wake up, walk them out in handcuffs and tell the world they gave up

 

step six:  put them through the legal process so all those scum sucking lawyers can make millions

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:29 | 5641055 neuronius
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The CB's are probably telling Greece, "see, this is what will happen if you decide to leave our little club."

This is theatre.  Expensive theatre.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:37 | 5641699 Escapedgoat
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Too many guns in Greece for the same plot to be enacted.

Once an Albanian thief was shot dead and another wounded by a University student.

The had broken into his house to rob them.

The Authorities arrested ....... you guessed it right the Greek University student.

Not all Albanians are robbers, but a starving individual is very dangerous indeed.

I still marvel at the Greek patience with the authorities.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:30 | 5641063 Prober
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Humans of this era are being REtaught by islamic cult worshipers with bullets & bombs  what humans of medieval period were taught by islamic cult worshipers with swords & canons - only solution is to eradicate ALL the islamic cult worshipers AND ALL traces of their cult.
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 12:10 | 5641873 NordikAvenger
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Yeah!  Genocide works everytime.  It's the final solution....fucking clown.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 13:04 | 5642247 Prober
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idiots could be included in the purge as a fringe benefit

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:34 | 5641070 sbenard
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GIve them their "martyrdom". Just send them to their eternal roasting pit with pork-laced bullets!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:36 | 5641079 Manipuflation
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Now the grocery store is shot up and more cops killed?  Why would you shoot up the grocery store? 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:33 | 5641660 lakecity55
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"Attention all Gladio and Mossad units, initiate Operation No French Vote for Palestine."

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:42 | 5641105 Ribeye
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Can you imagine how much of an inspiration all this is to other potential jihadist nutjobs waiting  in the wings, 

3 men bring a major European nation to its knees, 

This is just the fckn start, 

2015 is gonna be a crazy fckn year....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:48 | 5641143 Perfecthedge
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Now I understand France's need for Austerity.  Look at that.  Look at the efficiency and the NUMBERS! The fucking numbers of Police force to surround 2 guys. 

Mrs. Merkel is taking notes about this colossal waste of tax payers money...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:49 | 5641148 Pullmyfinger
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I wonder why guys like these two never seem to plan better? You would think these militant types --and there are alot of them-- would be far more organized by now, and, say, lead the cops into an ambush, or arrange for a NATO supply line like ISIS has, or at least have a more carefully thought out escape plan. After all, one or both of them received training in Yemen, no? Who plans to actually re-enact 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid'? Idiots, of course --unless, heaven forbid!, it's just another small-scale 911 and the 1500:2 odds just make for great television to keep the population drugged on adreneline.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:46 | 5641739 First There Is ...
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Indeed - with the unlimited backing of Mossad, the NWO, CIA & space aliens, one would think these guys could arrange to have France itself vaporized. Or it could be that these fuckwits are just two more in a long line of people whose religious indoctrination takes them no further than "let's shoot a lot of people and get us some virgins".  

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:55 | 5641164 Fiat agnostic
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I used to live in France - I heard on the radio that by 2030 France will be a predominantly Muslim nation due to the high birth rate of Muslims relative to French. Which country next?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:16 | 5641254 silverer
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All of them, judging by the way the pols are handling things now.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:15 | 5641586 lakecity55
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"Eurostan."

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:58 | 5641185 Ribeye
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Am I wrong, or have the primary swat units (RAID) been pulled from the print works and have just arrived (on screen now) at the supermarket, 

I'm almost certain I saw those vehicles earlier at the print works, especially the silver Ford Mondeo, 

Seems like a strange tactical decision, 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:08 | 5641219 Perfecthedge
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Why does this guy have a bullet proof vest?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUuYSft1fOw&bpctr=1420812196

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:11 | 5641227 Pullmyfinger
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Having mentioned it, I suppose I should follow through. Can't recall if this was mentioned on ZH before as well, but in either case, and you missed it, here it is for your googling pleasure:

"Germany's DW Reports ISIS Supply Lines Originate In NATO's Turkey"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:13 | 5641243 Essential Intel...
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‘France’s 9/11? has entered its third day with a well orchestrated public opinion manipulation of a dramatic chase in the woods after the alleged patsies, as tens of thousands of policemen and other security forces are being pulled in the nose by the powers that be, leading them away from the real Gladio death squad which carried out the attack, and giving the deep state mechanism enough time and space to cover their tracks. CONTINUE READING HERE

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:16 | 5641580 lakecity55
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The extra getaway car was parked outside a kosher deli.

That should be a clue, Closseu!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:23 | 5641619 gregga777
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Quite devoid of any verifiable facts. My late-Grandfather Shrum used to say, "A sheet of paper will just lie there for anyone to write whatever they want onto it." If he were still alive today (1888-1977, 1917-1918 US Army Expeditionary Forces in France) he would need only replace Paper with Internet.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:15 | 5641245 hoist the bs flag
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fuck it...somebody here has to say it:

HAIL HYDRA!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:14 | 5641250 silverer
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I don't remember hearing if the French have rocket launcher control laws. That may be contributing to the problem.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:19 | 5641270 BrokusDickusMaximus
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I don't know about the shot cop. I have been shot four times and it takes a little time for your clothes to soak through with blood. Head shot, blood pours out everywhere, fast.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:24 | 5641302 Senduko
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Bloody hell

Trocadero Square near Eiffel Tower evacuated, reports of armed incident

http://rt.com/news/221183-eiffel-tower-square-shooting/?utm_source=brows...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:24 | 5641303 Senduko
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Bloody hell

Trocadero Square near Eiffel Tower evacuated, reports of armed incident

http://rt.com/news/221183-eiffel-tower-square-shooting/?utm_source=brows...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:25 | 5641305 buzzsaw99
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damn why is it taking french police so long to shoot just one damn hostage? send over the nypd, everyone is dead five minutes later and done.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:28 | 5641320 Senduko
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Better hope the hostage isn't black then

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:30 | 5641332 buzzsaw99
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okay. find out s/he isn't black THEN blast 'em. still, ten minutes tops.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:29 | 5641309 jovius
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Third event happening now. Trocadero Centre near Eiffel Tower evacuated amid stories of gunshots.

 

Now declared as false alarm. 

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:27 | 5641313 Usura
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Commencer les décapitations

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:31 | 5641344 Son of Captain Nemo
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The next story that has legs like all the rest of them!

What will Israel do next if The French simply say "No"?

Decisions... Decisions...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:36 | 5641358 q99x2
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I don't think it was a false flag for the two that did it. The NWO has killed over 2 million mid easterners in what 15 years. Brutally and savagely burned, dismembered, and used chemical weapons on them. Now if they were allowed to do it by the French NWO to be used against their citizens, maybe. One day it will be someone they don't suspect that is working in a bio weapons lab or someone as insane as Cheney. The NWO can't escape its destiny. It must fall that the world should survive.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 10:36 | 5641359 Son of Captain Nemo
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"How many more terror attacks do I have to do ... I mean, how many more terror attacks have to happen, before you let me kill all the Palestinians?" -- Nodding Yahoo

"How many more terror attacks do I have to do ... I mean, how many more terror attacks have to happen, before you let me invade Iran?" -- Official White Horse Souse"... WhatReallyHappened.com

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:09 | 5641541 Lin S
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Coming to America very soon, no doubt. 

 

Quite frankly I am amazed this sort of stunt hasn't been pulled in the U.S. years ago.  The borders are wide-open and uncontrolled.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:11 | 5641546 lakecity55
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"Quick, Achmed, change clothes."
"I'm done."
"Let's go!"
(French Gendarme): "Halt! Who are you?"
"Sol Abromowitz and Mordechai Saul- Mossad. Here are our IDs"
"You have come to help catch the terrorists?"
"Uh, err, oui..but they seem to have escaped."
"Sacre Bleu!'

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:09 | 5641548 Salzburg1756
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At least 2 people have been killed at the kosher delicatessen near the porte de Vincennes.

http://www.francetvinfo.fr/faits-divers/attaque-au-siege-de-charlie-hebd...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:10 | 5641557 vegas
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My suggestion to the French is this: storm the terrorists with your best bicycle brigade and stone them to death with day-old croissants. Yea, that'll teach 'em!

 

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Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:21 | 5641609 desirdavenir
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Well, according to titiate's tweet, the end should be near...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:37 | 5641697 Jeepers Creepers
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Religion of Peace update.

 

But we shouldn't judge them, because of the Crusades or something.

 

I'm sure the French aren't having any second thoughts about protecting their borders from unfettered immigration.  This was all about the French Left getting voters to pour in, nevermind they now have a war zone in their streets.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:42 | 5641719 First There Is ...
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Don't you mean double Mossad/French agents are in a standoff with Zio-Jew CIA NWO special ops plants using blanks? And all that blood spatter and dead bodies (actors) from Charlie? More high level CIA chicanery I guess. Ironically, some of the smartest people around can be found on this site right along side some of the dumbest motherfuckers walking upright. Makes me wonder in terms of conspiracies just who the real "plants" are. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:45 | 5641737 Perfecthedge
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Some people started banking and making a buck or two with this!

 

Check out Ebay, Etsy and Teespring and enter "Charlie Hebdo" or "Je suis Charlie".  Some of the Etsy sellers started doing this only hours after the meme started to appear.

Welcome to the new globalized, mediatized, hard-core capitalism.  As soon as someone drops dead: start making a buck! The media have a big raging cock these days with all these ad clicks...

As someone said, companies better start waking up and putting some ad spin on this shit.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:53 | 5641781 silverer
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The French politicians can rest easy. They will replace themselves faster than they are lost to martyrdom.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:55 | 5641786 StackShinyStuff
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False flag or no false flag - what matters is this:  THEY WILL BE KILLED.  That is the only way the blame can be placed on the "correct" muslim extremists.  In case you haven't been paying attention, we are in league with certain of them and it would be a shame if these particular terrorists were fighting for our "allies".  With them conveniently dead, we place blame where it needs to go this week.  Dead men tell no tales.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:55 | 5641792 Jano
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france was on  the way to settle with Putin.

NATO answer came promptly.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 11:56 | 5641801 NubianSundance
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Islam is the second most popular religion in the world, some way behind Christianity which is still number 1 in the charts.

'We're number 2. We try harder' - Avis Commercial.

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