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President Obama Officially Unveils His "Free Community College For All" Plan - Live Feed

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Having tested-the-waters with his "2 years of free community college for all" plan last night, President Obama will this afternoon explain how it's all going to work, how it will be paid for (and by whom), how it will not raise education costs, how it will ensure Americans become more productive and encouraged to seek and take work, and how it will wean people from suckling at the teat of the welfare state... Oh and how he will define 'responsible' students? (rather like moderate terrorists we suspect?).

 

President Obama is due to speak at 1320ET (so plan accordingly)

 

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As President Obama explained last night...

 
 

“Put simply, what I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for anybody who’s willing to work for it,” he said. “It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”

 

Obama said a world-class education starts with children, but that adults need training, too. “It’s not just for kids, we also have to make sure that everybody has the opportunity to constantly train themselves for better jobs, better wages, better benefits.”

The America’s College Promise proposal could save eligible students $3,800 a year in tuition, the White House said.

According to the White House, here are the requirements for the program:

What students have to do: Students must attend community college at least half-time, maintain a 2.5 GPA, and make steady progress toward completing their program.

 

What community colleges have to do: Community colleges will be expected to offer programs that are either 1) academic programs that fully transfer credits to local public four-year colleges and universities, or 2) occupational training programs with high graduation rates and lead to in-demand degrees and certificates. Community colleges must also adopt promising and evidence-based institutional reforms to improve student outcomes.

 

What the federal government has to do: Federal funding will cover three-quarters of the average cost of community college. Participating states will be expected to contribute the remaining funds necessary to eliminate the tuition for eligible students.

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We are sure it will all be great... we suspect this is more of a 'delaying tactic' for the hundreds of thousands of young people unable to find jobs as the workforce is dominated by the older generation unable to retire...

America's increasingly aging work force: the number of workers 55 and over just hit 32.9 million, up 1.3 million from a year ago, and an all time high.

 

For those who happen to be young and, inexplicably, also want a job, we have good news too:

 

 

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Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:18 | 5642574 ninja247
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So this will be high school remedial education?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642590 y3maxx
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...Sorry, first two years free only for American Muslims...OR....

Anyone can get four years free, but then must sign up with US Armed Forces Marines.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642639 Syrin
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If you sit still, and listen closely, you can actually hear the cost of tuition of Community Colleges increasing all over America since this announcement.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:38 | 5642714 rbg81
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Free for all on the taxpayer's dime.  Of course, most of Obama's constituency will never pay taxes.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:43 | 5642738 lordylord
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Folks with a BS, MS, and even some with PhDs are having trouble finding work.  What will 2 years in community "college" get you except hooked on governemnt welfare?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:47 | 5642755 lordylord
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"The America’s College Promise proposal could save eligible students $3,800 a year in tuition, the White House said."

The $3800 savings doesn't count the the $5000 increase in tuition after the program starts.  Love it! 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:47 | 5642761 Comte de Saint ...
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That's the noblest approach taken by British Crown and the Holy See to elevate ordinary Americans to a noble brute status (their magnanimity and piety is priceless).

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:49 | 5642774 New England Patriot
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And with that, an Associate's Degree just became worthless.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:53 | 5642790 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Can I get a free Tesla too?  Its for the environment, AND it will stimulate the 'conomy!!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:55 | 5642814 lordylord
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Remember when all the OWS people were chanting for "free" education?  Well, their government overlords delivered.  Now they will get a useless "education" which will propbably ending up coating them more.  If you rely on government, prepare to be dissapointed. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:58 | 5642815 McMolotov
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"He gave us a phone! He gonna do more!"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:25 | 5643523 Theosebes Goodfellow
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"Mr. President, it's 2015. Where is your budget?"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:55 | 5643633 weburke
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if this is delayed but not rejected, it will destroy fall enrollment as alll will wait for the free semesters to start.

and, 4 year college just recieved its death knell. The spiral downwards of academics as we know it just got started. All parents will make their kids go to the free schools first. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:57 | 5642786 Headbanger
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Some advanced gunsmithing and distilling courses would work for me you mooks!

Actually, Obongo should make it include trademen course in plumbing, HVAC, electrical, carpentry, farming, ferrier, auto mechanics, etc

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:08 | 5643460 Citxmech
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That's funny!  I was just wondering if I could get them to pick up the tab for me to take some welding, machining, and fabrication classes. . .  

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:53 | 5642791 lordylord
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"The $3800 savings doesn't count the the $5000 increase in tuition after the program starts.  Love it! "

SORRY GUYS...I re-checked my common core math.  This WILL save students money.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:02 | 5642846 spastic_colon
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the ol' SAVE by SPENDING trick....works in retail why not try it in education too

 

just change the words "You Save" in advertising to "You only spend" and see what happens to retail sales.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:04 | 5643176 Ward cleaver
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It'll get OboZo's voters:
1. 2 years to hang out and make believe they r doing something
2. Place to sell meds
3. Chance to listen to some great PC indoctrination pablum
4. Be the first in their family to "go to college"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:50 | 5642772 Pairadimes
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Brilliant from Obama's point of view. Shifts more resources to his liberal supporters in education while creating a means to hide the high youth unemployment by getting more of them out of the workforce. Creates another incentive for illegal immigration as well.

Won't do shit otherwise, except for raising the current 7th grade reading level of high school graduates a little bit, perhaps.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:51 | 5643865 StychoKiller
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The Romneylan was right about the 47%!  (Probably too low by around 4 to 5%!)

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642640 NoDebt
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This asshole in the white house is a one-trick pony.

And I've seen the trick before.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:54 | 5642807 Crash N. Burn
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"This asshole in the white house" is an irrelavent puppet!

Fixed it for ya. The government has been a plaything of the oligarchs since before you were born (unless you are very old):

"As author, and noted authority on the Federal Reserve, G. Edward Griffin observed; “the Fed” is a legislated banking cartel, a “hybrid” between a government agency and a private corporation. When it wishes to invoke the authority of government in order to command obedience for its decrees; it cloaks itself in the guise of being a part of that government.

At all other times, it behaves purely as the privately-owned corporation that it is: acting solely in the self-interest of the handful of oligarchs who own/control it. The Federal Reserve is the ultimate “wolf in sheep’s clothing”, and thus the (deliberate?) irony of the choice of location where the Federal Reserve was effectively created.

The actual legislation which institutionalized this banking cartel was merely a formality, as even by 1910 these oligarchs already “controlled” (i.e. owned) enough members of the U.S. government to ensure passage of any legislation they commanded. Proof of this comes merely by looking at the exact date when “The Federal Reserve Act” was signed into law: December 23, 1913 – after most members of the U.S. government had already deserted Washington to prepare for their Christmas festivities.

How and why did the creation of the Federal Reserve signal the beginning-of-the-end of the U.S.’s endlessly-hyped “democracy”? It was (is) because the Federal Reserve was legislated as an entity above the government of the United States, and thus above any of its laws. Any who doubt this conclusion need merely listen as Sir Alan Greenspan explains what the “independence” of the Fed really means: that the Federal Reserve was (and is) the supreme authority within the U.S.

Obviously no nation whose government is subordinate to a private cabal of (ultra-wealthy, ultra-powerful) bankers can possibly be characterized as “a democracy”."

The United States: Police State Today, Martial Law Tomorrow; Part I

 

 I wonder who benefits from the creation of more money/debt?????


Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642642 The Juggernaut
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Folks will be receiving a shitty education.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:34 | 5642696 NoVa
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old saying of "you get what you pay for"

so true, so true.

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:42 | 5642732 Whoa Dammit
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I wanna go to skool at Walmart U so I can Shop N Learn at the same time! 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:46 | 5642750 Winston Churchill
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Pay peanuts and get (porch)monkeys.

Can I go go learn trangender, underwater basket weaving as well.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:51 | 5642781 Whoa Dammit
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Become a trisexual Winston, then you will have the world by its errr, something or others.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:32 | 5643005 robertsgt40
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Kids will get shtty education just like our shtty Healthcare. The sales pitch is the same. Who's gonna pay for it Obama? As I suspected , charge it! Each according to his ability,  "each according to his need" has been proven not to work 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:13 | 5643471 Citxmech
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IDK - I've done quite a bit of vocational training at junior colleges as well as enough GE to lead to an AS before transfering to a state college and I think the JC programs I took (A&P, welding, water treatmenet) were all excellent.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642643 knukles
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Phd's in burger flipping philosophy.
Just what we need.  More unemployable highly educated (sarc, can't even add or spell, no cursive capabilities) folks to fill the burgeoning demand for brain surgeons.

Fucking idiotic political claptrap.
"I'll have those community college niggers and their expanded teacher roles voting Democrat for the next 100 years" to paraphrase LBJ

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642650 whotookmyalias
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Who knows what this is really about. But those on this site also know that the cost of education is more important to address than making student loans more accessible.  One truly does provide opportunity, the other just make people more slaves to debt and the master.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:31 | 5642668 SDShack
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0zero Madrasas

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:20 | 5642596 bigdumbnugly
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yup

hi skool rumedeal edumacation at it's finest.

becuz obama

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:25 | 5642621 KnuckleDragger-X
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I guess they've srarted teaching black gay feminist, cisgender marxist studies in the two year schools now....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642630 Syrin
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Good thing we're bringing in millions of enskilled and uneducated illegals to pay for this monstrosity.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:40 | 5642727 NoVa
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who do you think will be attending the Free Shit junior colleges???

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:31 | 5642657 SethDealer
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he is doing this because this is where blacks go to get their GED so they can then get a job to appease their probation officer

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:31 | 5642670 WTFRLY
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Yes, remedial classes are exactly what is meant.

"The program to dumb down American kids is so effective that now we need new initiatives to give them two more years of classes to get them to functional aptitude levels fit for Federal Reserve slaves."

10 things the media won’t be talking about after the Paris terror attack

WTF News put the Charlie Hebdo ISIS cartoon in the site header… Because…

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:43 | 5642735 Slave
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Deep down I think Obama is perfectly happy with the state of high school education.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:26 | 5643765 Buckaroo Banzai
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He would be happier if it was shittier and even more worthless. There is still a (remote) chance that kids might accidentally learn to think for themselves.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:49 | 5642778 sgt_doom
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Probably, since between Bush's No Child Left Behind bullcrap, and Obama's support for charter schools on the public's dime, education has taken a major hit in this country.

Now, regardless of how much education one has, the jobs must exist.

More education doesn't mean more jobs, and there have been no jobs going begging, regardless of the propaganda from the National Association of Manufacturers and the Business Roundtable.

Have they stopped offshoring jobs in this country?

Have the stopped bringing in foreign visa scab workers?

Intel just announced a big drive to bringing in more women and minorities into tech positions and managerial positions.

While offshoring all those jobs?

Now what is purely cognitively dissonant about all this bullcrap?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:53 | 5643111 JLee2027
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They aren't "saving" any money, typical socialist redistribution, robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 19:35 | 5644032 doctor10
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ObamaSchool. Great.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:18 | 5642580 CunnyFunt
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"We over-educated some folks."

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642617 Eyeroller
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We common-cored some folks.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642661 SDShack
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"We Community Organized some folks"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:18 | 5642581 starman
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"Suckling the teat" or sucking the titt?! 

Not the same you know.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:18 | 5642583 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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It is 668 days20 hours41 minutes28 seconds till he's gone!!!


Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642636 FireBrander
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...and Jeb (or Hillary) takes his place...be carefull what you wait for..

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:48 | 5642763 autofixer
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Don't leave out the fake Indian!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:05 | 5642876 NoVa
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feather?

dot?

 

NoVa

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:42 | 5643351 Panem et Circus
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He means the progressive/socialist icon... Eliesabeth Warren

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:27 | 5643773 Buckaroo Banzai
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aka "Faux-cahantas"

aka "Lie-awatha"

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:49 | 5642777 JuliaS
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X days, hours and minutes till I'm gone. Until then, nothing's going to change for me personally.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:19 | 5642587 Philo Beddoe
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What students have to do: Students must attend community college at least half-time, maintain a 2.5 GPA, and make steady progress toward completing their program.

 

 We will never see a GPA below 2.5 ever. A pulse will get you 2.5 then it is time to chill. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:20 | 5642597 LawsofPhysics
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"A pulse will get you 2.5 then it is time to chill. "  --  Yes, the NCAA has led the way on this front.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:36 | 5642692 Confused
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2.5? I guess that is the modern version of "American exceptionalism" I have been hearing so much about. 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:20 | 5642588 LawsofPhysics
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Enough with giving away things of no real value motherfucker.  If deflation is such a problem, just start handing out cash.

The banks still have a guaranty from the taxpayer to get bailed out and still have access to hundreds of billions at 0.25%

Remove the guaranty or give us all access to capital AT THE SAME RATE!!

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:20 | 5642592 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Message to 4-year schools:  Double your tuition since students will be transfering in with two years credit, debt free.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642611 ebworthen
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The Ivy League and private schools would be o.k., but it would hammer the State Universities and Colleges, which is why it will never happen. 

This is just another over the rainbow illusion to sparkle the eyes and warm the loins of the deluded maggotry.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:50 | 5642780 autofixer
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It's simply a wedge issue for 2016. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:20 | 5642594 carbonmutant
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For people who speak English as a second language...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642682 Confused
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On the brightside, the majority of the 1st world speaks English as a second language. So if you are a mother tongue speaker, think of it like a golden skill that you magically aquired. No effort needed. ;-P

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:28 | 5642990 silentboom
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Ebonics?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:21 | 5642598 ebworthen
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Education for careers that don't exist, brilliant.

How about trade schools, producing things, and fixing infrastructure?

Oh right, that doesn't enrich the parasite elites.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:35 | 5642685 LawsofPhysics
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"Oh right, that doesn't enrich the parasite elites." -- and requires that physical commodites and resources be readily available as well.  Remember that these fuckers have stolen real wealth and the game has always been about maintaining power and control over real assets!!  In the case of a population of 7+ billion, pretty fucking abundantly available.  Can we at least eat the rich before the next big and only defaltionary event that will change anything?  Specifically, the deflation of the human population...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:06 | 5642885 Bossman1967
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amen they need to do something with us 98 million people out of the workforce. I've been looking for a new career a month now and the job market is a joke. at 47 thank god I saved and will probrably just go back to the insurance industry and be the pawn in the masters game this sitting around sucks ass. how do people do this for a lifetime. 1 month and notta yall that is real world . to get on subject he can take his college program and stck it up his ass.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:22 | 5642599 buzzsaw99
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Now, are there any questions?
Sir?
Do we have to eat with niggers?
It's all right.
The gentleman from the South. . .
. . .made some kind of inquiries
about the dining arrangements.
He and his colleagues are discussing
the place-card settings. All right?
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
[/dirty dozen]

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:23 | 5642600 tlnzz
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So, when do the taxpayers get something for "free"? I suspect by the time the working middle class is driven into poverty, there will be no programs to help like there is now. Tic toc, tic toc.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:24 | 5642608 Oldballplayer
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Hey...my street got plowed this morning.  They did a shitty job, but the big orange truck chopped up the asphalt in front of my house.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642644 FrankieGoesToHo...
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I am sure you had to dig your mailbox from the ditch again.  But they do that on purpose so the USPS looks like the hero requiring you to pick up your mail at the post office when they cancel home service.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642620 Confused
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As an American overseas (which means obligated to pay taxes) the live stream is not available in my country. Something to do with broadcasting "rights." Which is interesting. Considering it is a global community and all. :-) 

 

 

As a side note: I have never had a problem streaming his rants before. Perhaps this is a good thing. I dont want to have a fucking stroke on a Friday, knowing that I had to pay for school (and it tooks some time), while some others will get it for free. Sounds fair.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:07 | 5642877 Ward no. 6
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right, what about us who have paid???

life is so unfair

just makes me sick

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:12 | 5643202 Confused
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Sorry, should I have added a </s> tag? Hard to tell what the readership level is from day to day. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:23 | 5642601 Oldballplayer
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How about we just teach what should be taught in high school.

Anyhoo...most states have this program already in one form or another.

The idiots who do not particiapte in the existing programs wouldnt spend the money on labs and textbooks anyway.  And they want free cars to get to the school.

It won't end.  Ever.

Until it does.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:46 | 5642757 rejected
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Always a party pooper...

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:24 | 5642602 Jack Burton
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This is nothing but a way to keep youth out of the labor markets for two years and make unemployment rates look better. It is also a jobs plan for an army of third rate scholars who will now find thousands of Junior College jobs opening up. You know the type, lazy and disinterested, too lazy to face a High School class of crazed teenagers, they will opt for a soft job in a JC.

I didn't read Obama's plan, I can guess we will be taxed to pay for this JC for all. America just can't get over it's obsession with college. Better to open real, old fashioned trade schools, like still existed in the 70's. You could pick a job, and for a low fee, get two years hands on training. I had many friends who went through the trades, and all have decent jobs in building trades and specialty manufacturing and areo space. Do we need more 2 year JC students with degrees in "basket weaving of the ancient Indians", or that staple of university "womens studies" "black studies" "muslim studies" "american Indiand studies" "cross gender studies" "lesbian lover studies" You know the ones!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642625 Philo Beddoe
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Actually, the lesbian lovers studies is OK for a future career in carpet laying. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:32 | 5643781 Buckaroo Banzai
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...and Male Homosexual Studies leads to a wonderful career in pipe laying. Or spelunking.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642649 Savyindallas
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But Jack, the country will benefit greatly from having a better understanding of our lesbian sisters. Maybe more young girls will get turned on to the joy of eating pussy. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:41 | 5642707 ebworthen
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You're making me yearn for a soft job at a J.C.

My Community College was better than the State 4-year I finished up at. 

The joke was that the J.C. was the "13th Grade" and it was true for many - but those kids didn't last long. It was a place holder for them before they quit and started working in the service industry.

Most of the programs at the J.C. were specific and more trade oriented and those that stayed and finished were often adults getting applicable skills and focused training.

The real fluff you speak of was endemic at the 4-year schools because the budgets were bigger and provided the nests for the intelligentsia who could get tenure and teach about indigenous lesbian basket weavers or MBA programs on how to utilize HR to churn people at low pay/benefits while maximizing profits.

If Obummer's boondoggle goes through it will likely chase any trade programs out of the J.C.'s in favor of the fluff.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:45 | 5642745 Philo Beddoe
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If Obummer's boondoggle goes through it will likely chase any trade programs out of the J.C.'s in favor of the fluff.

Very astute observation, EB. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:23 | 5642603 sleigher
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"President Obama Officially Unveils His "You idiots are paying for everyone elses education" Plan"


Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:22 | 5642604 Cannon Fodder
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Thinking there is going to be a lot of pissed off people who went into debt to go to college......

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642651 Confused
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Or....the value of education just dropped (even further), as everyone now has the means. So its either spend a ton to continue with your masters, PHD, or whatever. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642686 silentboom
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Don't worry, I;m sure that will be forgiven.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:24 | 5642610 Dr. Engali
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Fukin A bitchez! I'm gonna call right now on my Obamaphone and sign up for my free Obamaedumacation as soon as I finish signing up for Obamacare and buying the fucking dip with my ObamaSNAP card. Maybe I'll just ther drive in my Obamamobile that I financed for 172 months wit no money down.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642648 Yen Cross
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  rotflmfao.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:48 | 5643369 Panem et Circus
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Sadly, I would not be suprised if they allow purchases of Treasuries and/or Stawks with SNAP/EBT soon.... to encourage investment in (bailout?) MYRA.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642688 NoDebt
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That's the shiznit rite dare.

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642613 Bangalore Torpedo
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“It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”

Don't we need WORK before we start worrying about the "workforce"?

Remove the regulation, taxation, and other barriers to entry that the feral guvmint has created, and this problem fixes itself.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642615 Whoa Dammit
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The Free Shit Army just got a whole lot bigger.  

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:25 | 5642618 silentboom
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I think this headline finally made me blow a fuse....I feel like I damaged something in my head.  I don't think I can take the mutherf fucking idiocy anymore.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:25 | 5642623 Dr. Engali
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What is this word "free" everybody keeps throwing around?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:27 | 5642633 Be_Optimistic
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Paid for by you. Free for everyone else.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642666 Bangalore Torpedo
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It's the classic "collective" maneuver that the 62% know as the "five finger discount."

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:41 | 5642730 explosivo
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"It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit".

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:26 | 5642627 Be_Optimistic
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He's late. Who would have though.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642652 Bangalore Torpedo
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He just read about the statistics on the number of people no longer in the workforce in the newspaper. So this is all new to this asstard.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:28 | 5642629 astoriajoe
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college is so 20th century.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:27 | 5642634 Quinvarius
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Someone with no respect for the effort of others thinks everyone else's tax money is free.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:51 | 5642783 Element
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You shouldn't speak so scathingly about Mr Legarde like that, he's always spoken very highly of you.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642638 insanelysane
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I know I shouldn't try to comprehend any of the President's ideas but isn't the order of things:

Enroll in college.

Pay tuition (with loan?).

Take course(s).

Get grade(s).

So what happens to loan when GPA is below 2.5?

The student that got bad grades in a community college course now needs to get a job and pay the loan back?

Sounds like a great plan.  And people say they just passed him through Harvard.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642669 silentboom
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What it probably means is that almost no teacher will give out too low of a grade anymore.  I guess it would be sexist or racist anyway unless a white guy is the recipient so it's all works out fine for the demons in charge pushing cultural Marxism and ensuring a future pool of liberals.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642674 Dineroguru
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What about interest on the loan? Isn't that against Shiria Law?  Won't it be unconstitutional to make the muzzie pay?  Barry should have learned that at Haaavoood too.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:56 | 5642811 FrankieGoesToHo...
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You know, its people like you who and your cant' do attitude, along with all those details, which prevent this country from moving forward.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:29 | 5642653 rsnoble
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Another example of how stupid Obama is:

"Don't get used to these low gas prices"  "Go out and buy a car".

So..........don't get used to a few months of cheap gas and with the money your saving, possibly $100 or so a month,tack on a $300-$500 month payment for the next 7 years.

Brilliant!!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:39 | 5643050 Ward no. 6
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it seemed like he was taking credit for the lower gas prices out there

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642660 Blankenstein
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The US is $18 Trillion in debt and this jackass wants to spend money like there's no tomorrow.   No doubt this moron would fail a 4th grade math test.

 

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642684 Bangalore Torpedo
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Stopping the spending is DEFLATIONARY in nature and would eventually result in the implosion of the entire system. TPTB know this, and this is why there are no longer any more fiscal conservatives in DC. They will keep spending until this taco stand goes under.

So for now: keep stackin'

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:17 | 5642920 silentboom
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Exactly right, and they can direct the inflation into what they choose mostly avoiding things that would cause riots like food while also using the inflation to steal from everyone who holds dollars worldwide.  Countries who start trying to opt out will be dealt with through all kinds of demonic methods....being acccused of hacking, sanctions, sanctions on their buddies, war, false flag terror basically whatever it takes.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:31 | 5642663 ifishivote
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My buddies two daughters went to community college. Both of them were able to land waitress jobs..I'M not kidding.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:32 | 5642664 Everybodys All ...
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... and everyone must vote for the dear leader's democrat party from here on out.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:30 | 5642667 freakscene
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and how it will wean people from suckling at the teat of the welfare state

 

Isn't this oxymoronic considering the student will be relying on the welfare state to pay for the 2 years?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642671 Yen Cross
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    We can't have several million young unemployed "free thinkers" roaming the streets of Amerika. They need to be redirected to the 2 year indoctriation camps ASAP.

    I can't wait to see how their peers react to their getting free education, while they deal with massive student loan debt.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:32 | 5642672 matinee55
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mo free CHIT, mo mo mo, gots to love it

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:33 | 5642676 Seasmoke
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Sounds like a great opportunity for those 40-64 to go back to college for free and take those desks away from those Damn 19-22 year old kids. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:32 | 5642677 Bumbu Sauce
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The chimperor flings money like it is poo.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:09 | 5642893 Falconsixone
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You will be absorbed. Your individuality will merge into the unity of the good, and in your submergence into the common being of the Body, you will find contentment and fulfillment. You will experience the absolute good.   LANDRU!

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:35 | 5642690 Vincent Vega
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When my son was small his mom signed him up for baseball. It was in a league where they rotated who the home team was each week. Each week the home team 'won' regardless of the actual score. I was furious with her and the concept and argued that real life doesn't work that way. Apparently I was wrong.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:36 | 5642701 adr
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Obviously you haven't been around millenials much. That is their mantra.

I ALWAYS WIN BECAUSE MOMMY SAYS I'M A WINNER!

It all started with win or lose you still get ice cream after the game.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:35 | 5642694 matinee55
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you ignorant bastards who PAID for education!!!  LOSERS

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:35 | 5642695 adr
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More take it from the chumps actually working and give to those who aren't plans.

They already have free "enrichment" courses at every Urban League office that qualify for welfare to work laws. SO this will be a new hangout for America's garbage class and a new perk for those on welfare.

So I already have to subsidize bad drivers by law, morons using the ER for a hangnail, and all the rest of the free shit army's stuff. Now I get to subsidize two years of college too. Awesome.

I think it is only fair that I get to write off all my expenses that cover other people's shit and only pay taxes on what is left. In fact I should be allowed to write off all necessary expenses like food, shelter, and energy as well. My proposal is a tripling of the capital gains tax rate to cover what working people have had to pay in bullshit taxes their whole life.

Screw those that got wealthy on unearned income. You want to be rich, do something to EARN IT.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:36 | 5642706 Parafuso
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13th Grade for all!

Fuck Yeah!2

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:40 | 5642725 FireBrander
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12 + 2 = 14 moron.

14th grade for all.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:37 | 5643328 Uranus Hertz
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2 more years kids. Hahahaha

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:39 | 5642719 FireBrander
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Why pander to poor kids? Obama should annouce free Medicare for all Geezers; what's the Republican response to that idea?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:39 | 5642722 Cuppers
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Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”
? Joseph Stalin

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:41 | 5642734 paint it red ca...
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2 years of community college eh?

That will at least give high school grads another chance to learn basic math for counting out change, how many full moons occur in a year and what makes the tides rise and fall.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:45 | 5643077 F.A. Hayek
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Be realistic - when was the last time someone actually counted out your change for you? And why would it matter about tides when your face is buried all day long reading facebook updates?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:45 | 5642752 Let The Wurlitz...
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This is great, more funds to employ liberal/socialist professors and their pension funds, health care, tenure, ect.

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:46 | 5642760 cheech_wizard
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Community College? You mean High School with ash trays?

At least that is how they were referred to in my day.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:50 | 5642770 F.A. Hayek
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We need to educate some folks with some common-sense ideas that the middle class is suffering, the wealth gap is widening and some undocumented visitors need more free stuff.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:54 | 5642804 youngman
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Obama never paid for his college...nor did he ever go....no proof of it yet...so hey..whats another trillon or two.....if this happpens ..this will be one of the biggest boondoggles ever..students getting money but never going to school...or the schools padding the numbers for the cash....just a joke...how about making them graduate High School first and make them be able to read and write English...that would be a better first step....

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 14:57 | 5642819 Falconsixone
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US will be the highest educated unemployed people on the planet. Yeah! I got my paper for sitting in a chair now when do I get government paper shuffle yob?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:07 | 5642887 silentboom
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"highest educated" - on paper anyway.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:10 | 5642904 Falconsixone
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I guess he wont be happy until everyone just points and laughs at him?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:20 | 5642949 silentboom
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True, they will all have drool on their shirts and a Doctorate.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:06 | 5642867 22winmag
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This is steaming sewage and effulent flowing from the mouthpiece of D.C.

 

In 1970, 10% of adult Americans had a bachelors degree or higher. Today it's over 30% and American society is a mess. Fuck you very much for-profit and public education institutions! 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:05 | 5642873 dlfield
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"Free for anyone willing to work for it"  ?

Isn't that like the definition of "not free" ?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:08 | 5642891 czarangelus
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There are already way too many college grads, which is why half of them end up waiting tables or driving for Uber. We need less access to higher education. And anyway, if my experience holds any water, education isn't something you get; education is something you take, and generally taken over the opposition of three quarters of the teachers and all the administrators.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:22 | 5642954 Bear
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How better to indoctranate a population that to train them for another two years ... I'm just surprised we don't pay them to go to college

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:38 | 5643039 slightlyskeptical
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I cannot see how, in any fashion, that this is a bad idea. Community colleges feed the trades and will give the serious students the ability to find career employment. As long as the students who can't do the work are booted promptly. this is a great idea.

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:17 | 5643714 Dre4dwolf
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It will drive the costs of education through the roof.

Wait and see.

Then when you aren't attending college, you will pay a tax/fine.

 

This is how dictators think . . .  "Do what I say , OR ELSE"

this is how Obama thinks, "BUY THE INSURANCE MY FRIENDS ARE SELLING , !! OR ELSE!!"

"BAILOUT MY BANKER FRIENDS, OR ELSE!!!"

Hes an asshole.

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:45 | 5643074 Who was that ma...
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Can I skip college and get an education instead?

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:13 | 5643214 Hamm Jamm
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How about we have a FREE TRIAL for this Traitor prez ....  and hang the Bastard by his thumbs !!

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:38 | 5643577 cheech_wizard
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>America's increasingly aging work force: the number of workers 55 and over just hit 32.9 million, up 1.3 million from a year ago, and an all time high.

Perhaps because we grew up in age where we actually had to do be able to do "stuff" and still be flexible to learn new "stuff" as well... I just finished up a J750 test program to test an FPGA iaw the data sheet. I learned how to program this tester over the past two months. 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 17:53 | 5643623 Jeremy Roenick
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We "educated" some folks..... 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 18:12 | 5643685 Dre4dwolf
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So he taxed millions out of healthcare so that they have no healthcare and now have to pay a fine.

So, does this mean he wants to tax education so that everyone drops out of college and pays a fine for being stupid?

 

He doesn't have enough time left as president to get any shit like that passed IMO.... so he is probably just making some bullshit up so that he looks like he is "busy and important" to society.

But im sure the next failure of a president (if this country lasts that long) will surely pick up the pieces of humptee dumptee for him.

 

As for Obamacare ever getting repealed??? its a source of revenue for government (has nothing to do with healthcare never did never will), so its not going anywhere, the cost of healthcare will continue to skyrocket and the fine for not having the overpriced healthcare will slowly keep increasing till everyone is sick, dead and broke.

They need to destroy education also to make sure atleast a large % of the population remains uneducated and poor so that we have an easy supply of cheap exploitable labor for when the Chinese take over.

 

 

Fri, 01/09/2015 - 19:46 | 5644075 PTripp
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Common Core goes to Community College.

Oh yeah, by the way, the Federal Government gets to at least influence curriculum and standards. The devil will be in the details if it's allowed to go that far.

Since student's have to have a 2.5 GPA, expect more incentive to pass everyone. It's either that or get stuck with bad debt instead of Federal and State tax dollars, real or printed.

I'm reducing Associate degrees to junk bond status.

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