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Caption Contest: "Where's Obama?" Edition
United world leaders in Paris today... But what exactly are they all looking up for?
h/t @Zeemy_
Trying to spot Air Force One?
As The Blaze reports, world leaders linked arms and marched together at a unity rally that numbered more than 3.7 million people. Among the attendees were Angela Merkel of Germany, U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron, King Abdallah of Jordan and the brother of the Emir of Qatar, marching with French President Francois Hollande. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas attended, walking feet away from each other...
But...
President Barack Obama did not attend Sunday’s massive march in Paris to honor the victims of last week’s terror attacks, and the White House is not explaining his absence.
Has anyone checked the golf course?
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Europe - United...(just don't mention Russian sanctions, sovereign QE, or budget deficits)
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What we find remarkably ironic is Ukrainian President Poroshenko's appearance...
...'unified' with his European pals over the need for Freedom of the Press... when he just established 'A Department of Truth' to ensure the press reports just what he wants (and nothing else)?
Of course, he's not alone... as @DanielWickham93 explains...
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Emergency AIDS treatment?
Golf course?
Three million march in Paris against terrorism there while wondering "why". Zero million march against US droning and regime changes anywhere. Sorry folks but your Gubbermints are creating more terror home and abroad than ever, look in the mirror.
Well at least we're honest about our hypocrisy over here....
Look, up in the sky..
It’s a bird. It’s a plane.
No, it’s an Obamadrone.
Obamadrone.. strange aircraft from a hostile country with surveillance and endurance far beyond that of ordinary planes.
Obamadrone, that can change the course of wedding parties, splash jihadists with an ASM. And in, disguised as a war on terror. sound foreign policy of a great international superpower, it fights a never ending battle for lies, profit and the Reptilian way.
Obama:
"I can not protest or march against my brothers in Islam nor the ISIS army we started, funded, and trained."
arm in arm all world leaders all in one place. but for the want of a vile of anthrax....
What are they looking at? Something in the sky?
Droney
They couldn't find Reggie either.
And they were all in one place....
Hypocrisy convention
Obama, "Fore"
Obama was busy eating freedom fries. Oh wait, they are called French Fries again. Just got that memo from the flag waving dittoheads praisng France for standing up to terrorists.
Are those fucking chosenites all high?
"Getting a jump on my NCAA bracket picks!"
Obama, hell... I want to know where Al Sharpton is..
Droner in Chief, who supports the N.S.A. raping the 4th amendment.
What the crap are you people going on about?
We have a National Championship game in college football tomorrow night! And I can't believe the Aggies of Texas aren't in the game!
/sarc
NFL playoffs, CFB NC game, do you wonder where the circus is this week?
Fore!
backstage at The Armory in order to get a pass to see some big rock group for free?
One hellfire missile from a drone fired at that bunch could have done the world a great deal of good in combating "terrorism".
Or a meteor strike
Unfortunately our comments might have some effect on HuffPo but we are largely preaching to the choir around here.
Kudos to Daniel Wickham, finally an article on state players worthy of ZH.
Ditto, nmewn, maybe the Tyler's could draft him as a writer. Excellent observations and links.
Now all he has to do is to take some Remedial Grammar classes, since he doesn't know the difference between the prepositions* Which and Who in a sentence.
But he's in good company, since most Americans don't know it either.
* For one night only, the free lesson is... 'Which' applies to things, groups or companies, and 'Who' applies to people.
The real irony is, Charlie Hebdo wouldn't have lasted five seconds on any modern day educational campus before being shut down by the PC thought police.
So maybe its best for him to stay away from higher learning ;-)
Some free speech is more free than others. From the Intercept:
IN SOLIDARITY WITH A FREE PRESS: SOME MORE BLASPHEMOUS CARTOONS
Glenn Greenwald is never going to work in mainstream media in this town again!
Oh, wait...
Pfttt!!! "I believe in Zionism" Daniel Wickham!! You jest!
moved
Did Porky take the day off from shelling innocent Ukrainain civilians in Donbas?
There is something very staged about all of this. This is designed to distract the masses.
Gladio, version 2.0 (or is it 3.0 by now)? Check out Sibel Edmonds' boilingfrogspost.
What were they looking up for?
It was an IQ test, somebody shouted, DEAD BIRD!
They were looking for the falling sky!!
a bird a plane a terrorist no it was Obama up there that's why nobody saw him flying on his drone like a cowboy threatening them all
site being weird sorry if double post
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Merkel: "Did anyone else hear a drone?"
Looking for people voting from the rooftops.
A world leader will be killed via drone eventually. That will end public outdoor performances as pictured.
The Polish government was offed en-masse in 2010, but still these people fly. How can they feel so safe?
Double-post, sorry - site acting oddly...
Meanwhile, the BBC sez...
Michelle wouldn't let him out.
"We ignored some folks...."
Blowing Reggie
Nah, he is just puting his balls with his putz.
Where is a DRONE when you need one?
It's because he's coming in on a flying carpet...
It's what Arabs do....
Worst....president....ever!
Where's Putin ans Xi?
Where is the Chief Investigator in Paris? Oh yeah, he commited suicide yesterday suddenly.
Simple coincidence.
/sarc
Greta Van Susteren apologizes to France: 'Obama blew it'
http://tinyurl.com/lsesnqq
Obama is clearly visible - he is at Hollande's right hand side.
Man, you guys need glasses.
Greetings Banzai, I have been a big fan of your particular art for some time, and most of the time I pick up on the objects, symbolism, and references in your work, but this one is going right over my head.
I mean, it is a great image, but what am I looking at here?
Can you throw out some context?
It's a promo screenshot from a new console game called Assassin's Creed Unity, set in revolutionary France. I guess WB is feeling the Unity (of watching France smouldering from the rooftops) :)
This stupid France situtation is like a soap opera now though. I half expected the Scorpions to turn up and start playing, big global love-in, pah. We still live in a Rothzio wonderland and don't ever forget it.
And the whold thing is fucking fake as fuck. Hey France, wanna change your minds about your pro-Palestine vote yet? Har har har!
Ah.. of course! I thought it looked vaguely familiar; thanx.
I agree that the whole thing has been masterfully staged. My congratulations go out to the French (or whomever) for a well planned, and flawlessly executed operation. The western powers are getting really good at this.
What the hell, I can't sleep anyway, so I will throw out some random thoughts on this.
On Wednesday, the action kicked off, and almost immediately, the masses had their pre-packaged rallying (ridiculous) cry: I am Charlie! They also had their pre-determined symbol: a pencil, which symbolized "Liberte".
Hell man, they had a large mass of brain dead people braying "I am Charlie!" -like the sorry jackasses they are- in record time! 99.99% of them have not even read the pathetic rag called Charlie Hebdo, or knew what the fuck they were talking about, but nevertheless, they are "Charlie". The MSM got it out far and wide that very same day, and showed remarkable discipline by immediately disseminating the memes of "attack on freedom of speech", "religious hate crime", etc. in absolute synchronized lockstep.
I must admit that in a sick and twisted way, it was remarkable and very impressive.
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Personally, I think France's Prime Minister Manuel Valls took first place in the propaganda category with this gem-
"Journalists were killed because they defended freedom. Policemen were killed because they were protecting you. Jews were killed because they were Jewish. The indignation must be absolute and total, not for three days only, but permanently."
Nailed it!
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The breathless manhunt portion reminded me of this particular "terrorist". By Friday evening the kinetic portion of the operation was done. Four more people were dead in a kosher deli, and the terrorists were also conveniently dead.
On Saturday, the invitations go out, and early Sunday morning, Voila! All kinds of Presidents and representatives drop everything to fly to Paris to pretend they will lead a massive march.
It is pretty amazing how they could set all this up in roughly a day isn't it? I wish those leaders would show the same diligence and urgency about the bigger problems their countries face.
Who knows? Maybe the invitations went out some time ago...
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Apparently, it was just a convenient photo op, staged in a way that would be convincing at close angles of video and photography.
The whole thing kinda reminded me of this one, which was another staged photo op. Remember how well that one it looked on TV? From the looks of it, this one also worked out just fine.
The Neo-Nazis were represented by Porky Poroshenko, and ISIS/ISIL was well-represented at the march by the king of Jordan, the Prime Minister of Turkey, and the dark lord of Zion himself, who came to claim the corpses personally and drag them back to Israel.
All in all a superior performance. I can't wait to see how they will use it, and how it will play out on the domestic and international stage.
Went to see some relatives last night, they had all of the newspapers from the weekend, all screaming from the front pages- and you're so right with 'that very same day'. They had the meaningless slogan ready to rock (world leaders diarys cleared too?), much like the signs being handed out during the chinese protests.
It wasn't a bad show, but as per usual we can rely on MSM to screw up the plot lines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=i3v8pqosC20#t=90
And does anyone else see a similarity between the creepy Economist front page and the above photo?:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-10/surreal-sinister-world-2015-acc...
The Nobel Prize Winner would have fit in so well:
Obama Has Sentenced Whistleblowers to 10x the Jail Time of All Prior U.S. Presidents Combinedhttp://benswann.com/obama-has-sentenced-whistleblowers-to-10x-the-jail-t...
Dont forget Barry has spied on and tracked multiple roporters in attempts to intimidate. AP, Fox News, et al.
The tweeter forgot:
22) President Obama of the USA, who had a journalist who obtained a damaging recording from his Harvard days assassinated, was absent.
23) O'Barry's minions hacked Sharyl Attkisson's private & company (CBS) computer and left unclassified documents to be used against her if she didn't shutup.
True that...
Eric Holder was in Paris for a "meeting" but left without attending the rally.
ask reggie love..?
I got an idea, how about spray their brains all over the sidewalk on sight march. Such a simple solution and such a group of lying pols trying to insert themselves and their careers into the problem. sad.
This line up of politicians was a missed opportunity for a firing squad.
Larger question is:
Wheres Sharpton? After all, the cops DID kill a black guy at a bagel shop!
Complaining about low oil prices while telling North Dakota to drop dead.
And schadenfreude. He wants to judge everything and everybody. I'm sure he will partake in all the weird sex to say in the end what is permissible and what is not.
Not exactly everyone's friend. More like everyone's Minder.
Well schadenfreude was here this morning & afternoon. Perhaps he is engaged in some strange sex act, drug trip, racist rant, CIA Support mission, or just auto-fellatio.
Makes you wonder that terrorist attacks only happen when all the key players aren't around. If real terrorisme did exist they wouldn't have shown up the way they did.
Really that walk down the street would have been nearly impossible to spot a sniper.
Same goes for the mandela funeral, so much opportunity, heck if a nut could be a the translator with a security check. Food for thought
Why isn't Obama there?
I ask, is it really normal for the Crew Coordinator of an attack, to attend the Commemoration March?
Yeah but they were just showing strengf in unity in the face of further terrorist plots against the west, active and on going.
Simple: This event was not about the dog eater.
The red arow marxist is out tonight. Probably has not cried the required amount of tears for dear leader for the day.
Here's there - in the front row of the top picture. He is wearing a red tie and dark hat
In the jungle?
Vietnam indeed.
I think the USA and Russia have had enough of the redux too.
Netanyahu is trying to get as far away as possible from the guy to his left. I think somebody had a sense of humour in placing the leaders in line.
In the war room, planning His next move.
And Nobody had a hand Grenade ?
exactly, terrorists are stupid they always forget their ID in the car
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Or a Killer Rabbit.
Why should Obama attend? Infact I bet they get more traction with him gone. the US cant solve everyones problems and I am encouraged Europe has united for once to solve their own problems.
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Great sarcasm with a plausibly serious delivery.
+1
Spanking the monkey maybe?
Dat monkey done been spanked half to death already.
Back home in Kenya.
the Elite are very happy, look at all the smiles
loudspeaker on drone: UP HERE BITCHEZ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
All fake...
http://i.imgur.com/onOJNpI.jpg?1
nigga be playing golf.......got no time to denigrate his kenyan daddy......
They are looking for the guy he sent (he didn't show up either!).
dumb dumber the dumbest
Crook, crooked, crookeder, crookedest!
Where's Obama?
He's up in the trees throwing his shit on all those politicians. That's why they're looking up.
Who cares of O went? Do you realize how many millions of $$$ the U.S. saved by not flying AF-1 and a handfull of support aircraft to haul all his shit over there? Hell, they would probably have put his dog on a Gulfstream and sent it too.
Who cares of O went? Do you realize how many millions of $$$ the U.S. saved by not flying AF-1 and a handfull of support aircraft to haul all his shit over there? Hell, they would probably have put his dog on a Gulfstream and sent it too.
fascists en-mass. And the people thought they were out to support the victims. Sorry, but you've been chomped again.
Wow....good thing some disaster didn't occur with all those 'leaders' all in one place......
That's the problem with terrorists.
They're unreliable.
When he found out he couldn't bring his golf cart and had to walk, he decided not to go.
Hymie Town
At least he's being honest in showing he doesn't give a FUCK about Europe ( hence the executive orders, bypassing a dimwitted CONgress and Arming & Training the TERRORISTS; Shit like these 3 with many more waiting in the wings are made possible by this President of the FREE WORLD and he knows this ).
Which leads nicely onto the following point ' why does Europe give a FUCK about the USSA? '
Over the next few months the EU captured leaders will find themselves stripped of POWER in Greece, UK and France and Italy . . .
You are assuming there is a different set of puppet masters over there.
I would suspect that there, like here, all potential leaders are captured, then vetted, and then leashed.
Black & White for the whole gang. And even peppered with a bit of red and blue
How apropos
They will not be intimidated
Just like the drunk old marine said while marching around the Ottawa War Memorial after the fake shooting saying "We will not be intimidated"
Step 1. And by they, they mean globalists..
Step 2. And by not be intimidated they mean they won't be stopped in creating their new world order
Step 3. And by creating a nice friendly supportive unified message around another staged or outright fake event they further their plans for global unification under their new world order
And anyone that speaks out against them will now be appear as a heartless, uncaring, possibly even terrorist supporting danger to society that must be crushed at all costs. Isn't it underhandedly evil how that all works. But in reality quite simple when laid out for all to see
If I felt more like ZH or even Ross Perot maybe I'd putting it all together for you into just one chart or graph and buy some TV Programming time to do an informercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPIVI0CbCmg
Someone crowd fund it and I'll do it. Otherwise I better start work. Unlike the NYPD my ZH related work slowdowns cost me money. And as any good Saturnian will tell you Time is Money
Sometimes even Lucifer needs a cold shower.
Jump in front of a crowd and call it a parade. Pretend it's your parade. Everyone should have turned around a walked the other way so these usurpers could try to lead from behind.
We have all heard of "double speak" What do these pictures tell us?
bunch of facists marching for fredom of the press......pretty funny actually
Merkel: "Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!".
SPLAT!
Merkel again, (wiping her eye): "It's a bird".
Putin ain't there...
And the film maker who Obama blamed for Benghazi is still in jail...
He snuck out for a cigarette and freedom fries.
Those looking up......jump, jump, jump, jump........
Stateside
Obama like you, me and the others but the French knows that all this is a masquerada.
Obama's too scart he'd be shot. Not enough not-so-secret service there to serve him.
The turrurists lost out on a great opportunity. How long does it take to "activate" a cell?
Well, like Reggie said... Barry really blew it... again
Obama is being honest, for a change - he never has, nor ever will stand up for a free press. All those other facists are just being hypocrites.
Je Suis Helen (Thomas).
They're all looking up at the black swan flying above wondering if it's gonna shit on them .
Who cares.
This is so fake........ it is unbelievable
They have to have how many police and cordons and stuff and organisation for just one or two of these people coming together in a PLANNED meeting????
Hmm, think of the savings to the entire global population if they decided to just meet in the streets to discuss things at the drop of a hat, er, lots of dead bodies killed by insane tourrrrrists, mmm, or did they just do that to discuss the next op cos they are in a rush and emails are a bit slow....
It would be interesting to know what would happen to you for drawing Mohammad in the Muslim countries represented in the march. Hard to know if they are not there in celebration of the fact that the prophet has been avenged. Hypocrite's to say the least.
Someone could have had blast there with a sound effects machine. Bang bang resonating off all that brick. LOL.
Flash bangs are fun at any party like that one!
All central bankers to the back, all figureheads to the front, please.
Here is my nomination for a "caption." From Pink Floyd:
"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky"
Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the falling bombs?
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky?
Did you see the frightened ones?
Did you hear the falling bombs?
The flames are all gone, but the pain lingers on.
Goodbye, blue sky
Goodbye, blue sky.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Or...From Robin Gibb "I Started a Joke"
I started a joke which started the whole world crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS2uSHn5Pfw&list=RDxS2uSHn5Pfw
A woman who reads ZH and likes Pink Floyd. I think I'm in love.
I've already got a semi
ps: no offense mscreant :P
Odd he didn't go since he is always abusing the use of the airplane. Plus he spends most of every August on an island of the East Coast and most of every December on an island off the West Coast. When he is in DC he is always leaving for a fund-raiser, golf outing, on long weekend. His conduct by not canceling his three-stop BS tour when the Paris attacks took place was embarrassing. The Paris trip was one of the few trips he should have taken and he blows it off without comment. I am appalled.
Do you really give a shit? Or just think you are supposed to? I mean no offense, it is a real question. So much of this crap is theater, manipulation, etc. it is hard for me to care. Every country has embarassing power hungry leaders who work for their elite. Our bullshit is worse because we claim to be otherwise louder than everyone else, but that is all.
With respect, but while you are concentrating on his travels and conduct, what could you be missing?
Hint: His stings.
The banksters need to repay us.
He sent Holder and the US Ambassador to France.
Every one of those ****ers is an enemy of freedom of speech for their political opponents.
You need WB7 to place a banner in front of them saying...
"Don't drone us bro"
Looking for the lightning bolts from God about to strike us all dead for our sins.
"Caption Contest: "Where's Obama?" Edition"
Getting new instructions from those he was working for while he was supposedly at Columbia.
The banksters need to repay us.
Going to play a little "bedroom golf" with Reggie later.
Kinda like why Guiliani didn't use the 23rd floor of WTC7 on 9/11....
I actually thought it was pretty impressive...it took soe cahones to do that....what a photo op..and yes we were to scared to do it..but they looked scared too..
We Obamad some folks.
Hes already got a peace prize... why would he need to march...?
Herding gerbils...
Meanwhile Chinese are not here: doesn't care.
They just do business, modernizing and expanding her army, stacking gold without saying-anything, for the great turmoil incoming (while we moan like mind controlled sheep JeSuisCharlie.)
Chinese I start to love them more and more:
they don't speak but they act !
Je suis Obama.
'White folk problems'.
Nuke every city in the world...just to make sure we get 'em all.
Euro trash...
Normally I'd object, but in this case: If the shoe fits...