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Hey! That's my password!
We hacked some folks. wait....wait....WAIIIIIT
You're sure it wasn't the Nigerian Finance Minister scam?
Every once in a while I still get an e-mail trying that scam.
"You're either for the terrorists, against the terrorists, or you're busy."
.........The Onion
I don't see the problem here. Password is more than 8 characters, has a combination of upper and lowercase letters and uses some numbers? I'm sure the password requirements force the user to change their password every 90 days, so next month the sticky note will be a different password, thus forcing the hacker to have to turn over the keyboard again in 90 days. So again, where is the problem?
Anyone remember the Bruce Willis movie named Mercury Rising? Yeah, me too...
it is actually like that here at the USAF. We have so many different, non-interlaced systems that my list of usernames and passwords for them is actually 2 typed pages long. Can't possibly remember them, and since they expire and must be changed so frequently no real point.
That which is supposed to make things more secure actually works towards the opposite.
Just ask them question like you’re going along with it and than make fun of them.
Sometimes they have a pretty good sense of humor :)
Hey you're right, it is. How much would you like your monthly contribution to Hillary Clinton to be?
that's AMAZING!
It's the same password I have on my LUGGAGE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k
Classic.
And you wouldn't believe how many people actually have passwords like this.
CIA hacks Centcom, or rather, CIA and Centcom agree to try and fool us they have been hacked, pathetic
You sound like one of those "conspiracy theorists" Papa Bill talks about.
British PM Cameron says you're as dangerous as ISIS, and I think he would know.
Naw.
The I.S.I.S./I.S,I.L/I.S. got in because the user was plugged in to that Chinese-made Logitec mouse with the 'crescent moon' on it. Obviously, the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service has deep plants within one of the factories in C.O.S.C.O. China (the 'crescent moon' was a SECRET SYMBOL of the chip built in to the device that hacked the CENTCOM TWAT-TWITTER accounts when 'Bagdad-Al-Daddy-o' sent the secret signal by pressing a button on his purebred Persian cat's necklace).
Jesus fucking CHRIST!
I got a 'downarrow'?
Not many fans of the old James Bond movies here, I suppose.
Don't feel bad. I got a down arrow the other day for pointing out that it would take 20,000 Lb of some graphine ultracapacitor someone had a hard on over, to replace 1000 Lb of Li Ion battery. Maybe they missed this as I left the multiplying by 20 part for them to do.
I also like old Bond movies.
Making Conspiracy Theory jokes is so 1990s.
With all of these conspiracies becoming facts by the day, it's the "skeptics" that cling on to official stories that are the butt of the jokes nowadays.
Sounds so Sony to me.
What a ration of bullshit this affair is. Not until they start interupting power and water supplies to big buildings in Bluffdale, Utah, will they will have my respect.
It's gonna be a pure-bred BITCH when they are forced to start pumping that saline water from the 'Great Salt Lake' into their cooling pumps. I suppose the Saudis will re-sell them the technology to 'de-salinate' the water, though. Maybe Jeb and Junior and Papa will have to move there to coordinate the next 'influx' of immigrants from the 'Middle East'.
LONG ARBUSTO OIL!
I'm hearing JINSA is behind it.
Probably just tin foil talk though, of course.
Hail Hydra...
Hilarious but probably not too far off although the Post It would be stuck up the back of the cube or tacked to a cork board.
It's astounding how far the establishment will press idiocy on everyone, thinking you're just too goddamn stupid to see how full of shit this all is.
Kind of tough to beat the last generation for outright lies. They faked a moon landing a few times, and faked an dramatic return on 13. That was after kiiling another president and gettin away with it, then his bro. ect ect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOzYfPxgJB4
the second 'g' in jugs will make it hard to crack, excuse the pun
g size bra
Back in the 'old' days, they used to call them 'g-men' (the straight-laced boys from the government that always wanted to do searches). I can't imagine why...
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Sexy-Lingerie-Bikini-Mesh-Br...
The FBI has a big barrel of names at their lair, HQ, that they'll spin, and then select a name from. The lucky name will be the winner of the CENTCOM frame-up award.
He'll get to hide overnight in a boat, have his friends killed while being questioned, and then stuck in a hole for the next 30 years.
Congrats to whomever the lucky winner is.
The banksters need to repay us.
I happen to be privy to the highly secretive process of determining the perpetrators behind a given attack and although I cannot divluge all of the dynamics it does include a large 60' pie chart with all of the different terror cells around the world painted on the floor of a large room deep in an underground bunker and a beheaded chicken.
Does burning a 20' tall owl in effigy (the 'Ceamation Of Care') along with having gay sex in a casket, throwing darts, and spinning a 'draedel' work into the equation; or is it up to Milton Bradley to provide an updated version of 'The Magic 8-Ball'; complete with 5-year-old sex slaves?
They already have 10,000 'troops' deployed in Paris, you know.
War is GOOD for the 'ECONOMY'.
Skull and Bones.
Small club. And we aren't in it.
My guillotine and I are starting a club--"Necks and Heads."
The banksters need to repay us.
Apparently anon is claiming it traced the hack to Maryland.... Wonder whom is in Md? Must be another disgruntled former employee... Or NSA decided to prank DoD.
It'd be great if you could provide a link.
I bet the hackers wrote the code in Korean, as well...
Oh, shit. D.C.'s in fucking Maryland. Well, not TECHNICALLY, but...
Let's see. Nobody intelligent enough in Baltimore. Annapolis, perhaps?
https://twitter.com/blueforcetrack/status/554794235665584128
Not bad, but too unbelievable to be of use.
Twitter accounts aren't shit.
Probably bullshit (but, it's believable, I suppose).
Wonder whom is in Md?
WBOC-TV
The NSA is at Ft. Meade Maryland.
Who would leave it on their mousepad?!
I leave mine on the monitor.
To make things REALLY confusing, I changed my email password to: **********
ten asterisks in a row.
It is never too soon.
username : admin
password: admin
Username: Centcom1
Password: Tailhook
User hobbies: Planting child porn on the personal computers of my enemies, and making child porn movies
User frequent contacts: Bibi, B. and H. Clinton, The British Royals, H. Kissinger, G. Soros, 'Choomboi', The Wookie, Sony Corporation, Hitler's Ghost, M. Zuckerberg,...
I see how the Pentagon made it tough. Jugs usually has only one G.
For god sake don't anyone type 00000000 . Ops
Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero Zero. Zero. Zero.
...
ONE!
(HA HA! Had you SCARED, didn't I!)
Why is it they never hack the TBTF's and erase everyone's debt......?
Debt is an asset these days.
Why would TPTB erase their leverage over everyone?
In lieu of the security breach, the password has been changed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT9UxNWCvpE
It's turning out a lot of the documents released were actually already public and/or screencaps from other sites, like FAS. So one side or the other tried really hard to give the illusion of serious hack, but the reality is far from it.
10 minutes to the first comment that it was a false flag.
1.000
RIght up there with CENTCOM having a twitter feed is the stupidity of the press that reported this as "hacking."
NO, REALLY?
'CENTCOM' always uses 'TWITTER' feeds to inform all the 'warfighters' about classified MILITARY operations (@MILOPS) and shit!
(hashtag centcom milops twitter feeds offline: confidence is high!)
OH...
YOU were talking about U.S. CENTRAL COMMAND!
If you're worried, telephone Cheyenne Mountain, Omaha, or Langley. They still use Windows XP (or Windows '95), so Twitter crap won't download (unless they have individually updated to Windows Service Pack One at their stations, in order to download the live streaming child porn that they like so well). Use a 'land-line' though. Enter the password code 'U.S.S. Liberty'. If they ask for a pass-phrase, say 'His head could be seen moving violently forward and to the right'.
What was that again? I CUNT HEAR you.
#nukeaffirmed All forces go for launch. Target China (#listChina) Iran (#listIran) Syria (#listSyria) NKorea (#listNKorea) and Russia (#li)
I can see this meme being cooked up now. "Due to these unprecedented attacks on our telecommunications infrastructure we need Net Neutrality legislation now! If Congress does not pass strict new regulations and the FCC does not regulate it properly then it should be done by Executive Order. For our own good of course." I mean you know, think of the children and shit.
That's a smothering assault on the face of things but in consideration of posterity I wish you would flip it around. In any such case our dearly beloved Bernanke must love it.
Monarch Gate
Funny thing is the previous 68 passwords were......
BigJuggs1-BigJuggs68
every few weeks they change it
I wonder if Oblamo has a direct Twit line to Putin for emergencies?
who needs the NSA, just hire these guys.
exceptional amis. yup, they prove it every day.
great role model for europe. lol
In that case, I'd better change my pwd or change my avatar, so they won't hack into my ZH account.
Centcom opened an e-mail with the subject "Join the Crew!"
This would imply a heterosexual nature to the military, which has been replaced and oppressed by something else.
If ISIS or its ilk REALLY wanted to bring down Western civilization, they would only have to hack a few derivative accounts and change all values to zero. Watch all those balance sheets start smoking.
You raise an interesting point. Markets like that should be the first and only choice of any hacker wanting to really hurt the western system. Is their security really that good? I don't think so.
I think the markets are just so completly rigged and fixed that hacking has no effect. If market forces can't move the prices than neither can a hacker. It's no wonder the system hasn't crashed repeatedly when everyone who sees the fundamentals knows it should have.