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On the cover: the Prophet Mohammed holding the now iconic "I Am Charlie" sign, with "All is forgiven" written in the background.

 

 

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Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:48 | 5652888 alangreedspank
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Frankly, it's pretty mild. I could find worst things to do with an image of Muhammad.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:56 | 5652939 kaiserhoff
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and the point of that thing is?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:58 | 5652951 quintago
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I'm sorry I don't buy these cries over free speech in France, etc. If they are so twisted about free speech in France, why is it illegal to question the holocaust in that country? People should be able to show a picture of mohammad the same they should be to express criticism or skepticism about interpretations of world events.

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:03 | 5652962 Comte de Saint ...
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And Charlie Hebdo's revenue will dramatically increase as a result of last week's False False attacks. Congratulations to the Direction Générale de la Sécurité Extérieure for proving beyond reasonable doubt that the masses are easy to manipulate and subdue (and this time on a global scale).

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:20 | 5653057 Comte de Saint ...
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Monsieur François Hollande moment of glory this coming Wednesday, January 14th 2015...Vive La France!

"Les préparatifs se poursuivent en vue d’un déploiement du groupe aéronaval français (GAN) dans la région du golfe Persique, où les appareils du porte-avions Charles de Gaulle doivent, notamment, être engagés contre les islamistes de Daech. Pour l’heure, aucune annonce officielle n’est intervenue quant au départ du GAN, décision hautement politique et toujours très sensible qui peut, en fonction des circonstances, être appelée à évoluer. Si le contexte demeure inchangé, l’officialisation du déploiement pourrait intervenir en marge d’un déplacement à bord du président de la République. François Hollande est en effet attendu le 14 janvier sur le Charles de Gaulle, où il doit présenter ses voeux aux armées..."
http://www.meretmarine.com/fr/content/le-charles-de-gaulle-se-prepare-pa...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:30 | 5653100 COSMOS
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Quintago you hit the Nail on the HEAD.  I agree F_ _ _ K you Charlie.  You had it coming.  Where was the outrage like you said when one is not allowed to comment or criticise Israel.  France I hope the Muslims take over and make all you schmucks wear hijabs, especially the frenchmen having to wear it.  That way Hollande can sneak off to his little affairs and nobody would know, win win.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:43 | 5653152 quintago
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You need to relax.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:51 | 5653176 whotookmyalias
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Cosmos, you just don't get it. There is a reason France feels the way they do about WWI and WWII.  Just as there was a reason why Russia (USSR) reacted the way they did during the cold war.  Go understand that to avoid making statements on a public forum that make you look just plain ignorant.

 

And before you start referring to the French as cowards, read about the French underground during WWII to understand what some of those people sacrificed in order to free their country from Nazi rule.

 

I'm not here to defend France, I still don't forgive them for their stance during the Libyan air strikes (I'm guessing you'll have to look this up because you don't come across as old enough to remember it).

 

They did not have it coming and BTW, how many western countries ban wearing full face covering burkahs?

 

Quintago - if you saw my comment before the edit, it might look like I lumped you in with cosmos.  I do understand why France doesn't want anyone trying to deny the holocaust but get the point you ultimately made regarding free speech.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:58 | 5653470 Schaublin
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Thousands of brave Frenchmen died fighting against International jewry (WW2) see the 33rd Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS Charlemagne (1st French) for details. In fact they were some of the last defenders of Berlin.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:48 | 5653872 falconflight
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What a fucked up pig...from where to you hale? Waffen SS, ZH is truly becoming a magnet for filth. I Need to call Shin Bet, you pustule.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:55 | 5653891 Schaublin
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I am rather taken aback by your discourteous reply.  Judging by the vulgarity, I assume a member of the tribe.

I was just stating a fact - one which many readers may be unaware. I posted it in response to the poster that mentions the French resistance - just to point out that their are always many points of view but that victors always write the history books.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:57 | 5653899 aiaiai
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Yeah. He, like me is a Chosenite. Fuck off stupid goy.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:29 | 5653992 jbvtme
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how do you say "sandy hook" in french?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 00:04 | 5654252 whotookmyalias
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There are some real flaming assholes on this site.  And probably more than our fair share of people "this close" to hitting it big while they live with their parents.  I much prefer to engage in discussion with people who have a little bit of world experience and at least half a brain.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 01:36 | 5654450 The9thDoctor
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"I am Charlie" when Islam is insulted.

But... when the same Charlie Hebdo made a "anti-Semitic" cartoon in 2009, instead of "free speech" the author WENT TO TRIAL!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/4351672/French-c...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 04:30 | 5654615 Joe A
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But he was acquitted. Free speech and justice prevailed.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:35 | 5655559 whotookmyalias
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excatly, so 9th, what's your fucking point?  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:57 | 5653901 falconflight
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Waffen SS and brave Frenchmen defending Berlin?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 06:36 | 5654711 Free_french
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Yes, 300 of them were still fighting at the end of avril 1945 (from about 7500 at the end of 1944 - all except these 300 who managed to escape were killed or disbanded during the battle of bialogard march 1945). They were in fact among the last to fight in Berlin.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:36 | 5655110 BraveSirRobin
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Brave? More like desparate and with no place to go. They faced either death in combat, death at the hands of Russians in captivity who killed their SS prisoners, or death at the hands of the new French government for being traitors. 

And are we not getting a bit off subject here from the World Joooooooooooooo Conspiracy that incites members of the Religion of Peace to attack and kill Jooooooooos? Come on folks, stay focused. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:59 | 5653910 where_is the_nuke
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Behaving like this can be traced to Neanderthal origin of the Tribe.

http://www.darkmoon.me/2014/they-are-not-like-us-by-jack-harper/

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:02 | 5653921 falconflight
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Neanderthal?  But you do have to submit to said tribe don't you?  Clean my boots or you'll get no scraps from the human's table tonight.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:07 | 5653930 where_is the_nuke
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Shut up Kike.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 23:08 | 5654097 Bumbu Sauce
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Kike?  wowZors.  Mom didn't call you up for spaghetti-o's before your blood sugar crashed out.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:17 | 5654647 COSMOS
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Isnt your ceramic plate a little too big for your bumbu sauce lol.  He probably said KITE, but you know what its like when you type fast hahah.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:20 | 5653967 Schaublin
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That is an interesting theory - one which I have come across before but I still have a feeling that there  is something much deeper than this. Have a look at Savitri Devi - for a more esoteric, spiritual analysis of the role of Jewry in all that is against nature.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 23:01 | 5654078 Sinnedi
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How many CIA federao bots are here right now promoting a false agenda.

Here is one.

 

Wonder how many bots liked his status up.

 

The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time." 4

From the dawn of Hall’s career in the early 1920s until his death in 1990, the Los Angeles teacher wrote about America’s “secret destiny.” The United States, in Hall’s view, was a society that had been planned and founded by secret esoteric orders to spread enlightenment and liberty to the world.

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:49 | 5654539 Counterpunch
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forget Pike, a mason forgery.

As was Scofield.

http://dissidentvoice.org/2009/11/zionisms-un-christian-bible/

Go to youtube and listen to sheikh imran hosein.

No, I'm not a Muslim.

But - informative guy on the dovetailing of Islamic eschatology with that of the Pharisees.

Then check out the Jewish 3rd Temple institute guy and behold the wild, unreasoning gaze of Ziopathy.

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:40 | 5654670 gold-is-not-dead
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everyone should listen to words of imran hosein as the words of a real muslim, not some propaganda bullshit.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:59 | 5653905 vato poco
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Ah yessss, the Fronsh RehzeeSTAHNCE myth once again rears its ugly head. Let us turn to the late great sage Trevanian for the final words on that, no? Oui.

"It is astonishing that the Germans managed to hold France with so few divisions, considering that everyone who wasn't draining German resources by the clever maneuver of surrendering en masse and making the Nazis feed them was was vigorously and bravely engaged in the Resistance. Is there a village without its Place de la Resistance? But one has to be fair; one has to understsand the Gallic notion of resistance. Any hotellier who overcharged a German was in the Resistance. Each whore who gave a German soldier the clap was a freedom fighter. All those who obeyed while viciously witholding their cheerful morning bonjours were heroes of liberte!!" (RIP, Mr. Whitaker)

I'm not here to defend France either. Eat merde, Pierre - that's my motto. It's just that Abdul and Amedy should be forced to eat o so much more of it is all.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:20 | 5654648 COSMOS
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Well the Franks were a Germanic tribe after all.  And the Germanic tribes in latter history were all about unification, hence the EU.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 06:18 | 5654701 samcontrol
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I am going to have to get used to say FUCK you Cosmos!

To take advantage of the thread ...

This guy beat the secretary in sandy Hook, 8 1/2 hours!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11341684/Paris-a...

If he wasn,t such a liar i would think he is at least as big a PUSSY as COSMOS. Did i say Fuck you ?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:43 | 5655850 Analyse2
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@vato poco

"Any hotellier who overcharged a German was in the Resistance." 

As apparently History is not your favorite subject I’ll give you a more complete view:

* Apart from the puppet government based in Vichy, there was a free government based in London under the authority of General De Gaulle.

* In all occupied countries by the Nazis, some citizens, driven by nationalism, ethnic hatred, anti-communism, anti-Semitism, or opportunism knowingly engaged in collaboration. But the LVF (Legion Volontaire Francaise), the French volunteer army that the Germans tried to organize, was a gigantic flop: Only a division was supplied to the German army, whereas the Netherlands (with a 4 times less important population) supplied 2 divisions.

* In all occupied countries by the Nazis, the Jews have been quite completely exterminated during WW2. In occupied France, “only” (if we may say) 25% of the Jews have been deported. Most of the Jews succeeded to survive thanks to the active and passive resistance of a large part of the population. This explains why France is now, by far, the country in Europe with the largest Jewish community (more than 600 000).

* During the Italian campaign of 1943, 130,000 Free French soldiers fought on the Allied side (under General Juin)

* By the time of the Normandy invasion, Free French forces numbered approximately half a million regulars and more than 100,000 French Forces of the Interior (FFI).

The FFI in Normandy and the Île-de-France region surrounding Paris began to harass German forces intensively, cutting roads and railways, setting ambushes and fighting conventional battles alongside their allies. This caused the death, arrest, or deportation of 90,000 resistance fighters  -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Resistance

General Eisenhower estimated the value of the Résistance to have been equal to ten to fifteen divisions at the time of the landings  -  http://voices.yahoo.com/the-french-resistance-world-war-ii-400073.html

* The Free French 2nd Armored Division, under General Philippe Leclerc, landed in Normandy, and, in the waning days of summer 1944, led the drive toward Paris, and later Strasbourg.

* 3500 French pilots served in the RAF  -  http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Air_Force  

and others in Russia in Normandie-Niemen Squadron  -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandie-Niemen

* 6 Free French divisions (230 000 men) did contribute hugely to the Provence landing - under command of General De Lattre de Tassigny (Operation Dragoon). They held their ground in Alsace during the battle of the Bulge, disobeying Eisenhower’s orders to retreat.

* In 1945 the Allied Forces on the west front consisted in:  US: 45 divisions  -  UK: 12 divisions  -  France: 9 divisions  -  Poland: 1 division.  In total, not a lot compared with the Soviet forces on the east side, the main winners of WWII.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:15 | 5654509 golightly
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Anything that is illegal to deny is obviously the truth.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:53 | 5653194 Counterpunch
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They have a good point, though. One not nearly discussed enough - it seems one is not 'free' to do so.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:52 | 5653158 whotookmyalias
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.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:51 | 5653424 GoBadgers
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No, FUCK YOU COSMOS, you no good piece of amphibian shit.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:26 | 5654651 COSMOS
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My my a honey badger, actually on closer inspection no its a honey RAT.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:56 | 5653881 falconflight
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Shin Bet for you too, you festering pus pocket. I can smell your jizz soaked burqa from here.  :)

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:20 | 5654654 COSMOS
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Never thought the Khazars as being associated with falcons, more like crows and vultures hahhaha.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:18 | 5655032 sleigher
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Are you one of these guys?

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=64853

Sure fit the profile...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:29 | 5653104 kaiserhoff
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So everyone is supposed to kiss and make up and pretend it never happened, because no one wants to deal with the plain fact of religious inspired murder?

That's not an answer, even by French standards.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:28 | 5653342 COSMOS
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Seems to work quite well for them with Israel's religious inspired stealing of land and killing of Palestinians.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:33 | 5653348 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Spoken as a true "Aryan" female. 

That said, the collective punishment which Israel inflicts on the Palestinian people and the widespread discrimination Arabs face throughout Israeli society are very real issues, that must be kept under the spotlight. Just not by people like you, who are no different from what they criticize.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:45 | 5653406 kaiserhoff
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I think you missed COSMOS sarcasm.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:45 | 5653863 falconflight
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Are you not interested in the more than 1,000 Gaza homes destroyed by the Egyptian government during the past couple months?  No war, no missiles flying into Cairo by the thousands, nope, just a need for security.  More than a thousand homes to create a "security" buffer.  Hypocrites bar none.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:51 | 5654540 Counterpunch
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Sisi is an American and Israeli puppet, and you know it.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:52 | 5653887 falconflight
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Israel's size needs to triple to account for the land stolen by the BosniaNazis of the near east, and once the PetroDollar fades, all bets are off for the Mud People.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 23:07 | 5654095 jm
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Every time I upvote you, you get a downvote at the same time.  Hmmm....

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:24 | 5654656 COSMOS
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You mean once petro dollar ends its over for the money changers lol.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:25 | 5653049 I am more equal...
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- knows evil when they see it

- goat fucks and sucks pig dick while being an agent of evil. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:21 | 5653312 Max Cynical
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Three million copies of Charlie Hebdo to feature Mohammed cartoons

http://news.yahoo.com/weeks-charlie-hebdo-feature-mohammed-cartoons-lawy...

"The original paper printed at 60,000 copies a week, selling 30,000."

I never heard of Charlie Hebdo until last week. Now it's a household name. They'll probably have 1M+ subscribers before the end of the week.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:30 | 5653347 COSMOS
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I have no intention of reading their filthy little propaganda magazine.  They better up their life insurance rates on the remaining staff, seems like they dont get it.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:52 | 5653440 GoBadgers
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You're just a pussy. Big talk from a pencil necked geek.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:35 | 5653822 fleur de lis
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And you're just out of your depth, GoSquirrels. 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 01:26 | 5654432 The9thDoctor
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I have no intention of reading their filthy little propaganda magazine.

I'm surprised you got so many downvotes for that.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:06 | 5653813 fleur de lis
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Cosmos, I agree. They will increase circulation for a while then probably get bought or close.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:07 | 5653931 fleur de lis
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The Charlie Hebdo trolls are on patol. Nothing better to do.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:53 | 5653446 fel.temp.reparatio
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...with full page LindtTM chocolate advertising no doubt

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 23:07 | 5654091 Schaublin
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I hear that soon it will be exactly six million copies.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 00:13 | 5654272 Glass Steagall
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That's fuckin' funny!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:29 | 5653340 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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Because one is the systematic denial of the worst mass-murder and ethnic cleansing in human history, and the other is merely the lampooning of a single individual who may or may not have actually existed.

It follows that white supremacy and neo-Nazi elements would make attempts at miscasting the situation in France in this manner.

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:37 | 5653373 Counterpunch
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So, you're fit to decide which kinds of speech get to be 'free' and which may be proscribed by the progressive state?

 

Is that right?

 

See, you offered a distinction, made up on the spot, and issued it as a verdict.

 

I think you lack jurisdiction.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:54 | 5654679 Perfecthedge
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Israel is pissed off because of this cartoon that was published in a Portuguese newspaper:

http://www.tvi24.iol.pt/sociedade/dn/israelitas-indignados-com-cartoon-publicado-em-jornal-portugues

Demanding an apology from the artist!

Unbelievable.  It is barely a couple of hours ago that everybody was out in Paris, shouting "freedom of speech"...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 06:21 | 5654703 effendi
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So the Jews are demanding an apology for a cartoon they see as offensive?

For a similar type of cartoon or attitude the muslims would sack Danish embassies, stab dead a Dutch politician or shoot dead a bunch of French journalists. 

Start compaining when Jews start killing dozen of journalists.

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:27 | 5655070 sleigher
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...or thousands of Palestinians.  oh wait...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:12 | 5653024 nuubee
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Vassal to whom? The U.S. ? They didn't attend the march, and in fact Obama has made direct statements that would condemn Hebdo rather than Islam.

 

Exactly who is shoring up France's "vassal status"? I don't see it.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:58 | 5653225 ILLILLILLI
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An interesting report on the nuclear weapons of Israel, and how they got to where they are. Seems the French were heavily involved...

 

ABSTRACT

This paper is a history of the Israeli nuclear weapons program drawn from a review of unclassified sources.  Israel began its search for nuclear weapons at the inception of the state in 1948.  As payment for Israeli participation in the Suez Crisis of 1956, France provided nuclear expertise and constructed a reactor complex for Israel at Dimona capable of large-scale plutonium production and reprocessing.  The United States discovered the facility by 1958 and it was a subject of continual discussions between American presidents and Israeli prime ministers.  Israel used delay and deception to at first keep the United States at bay, and later used the nuclear option as a bargaining chip for a consistent American conventional arms supply.  After French disengagement in the early 1960s, Israel progressed on its own, including through several covert operations, to project completion. Before the 1967 Six-Day War, they felt their nuclear facility threatened and reportedly assembled several nuclear devices.  By the 1973 Yom Kippur War Israel had a number of sophisticated nuclear bombs, deployed them, and considered using them.  The Arabs may have limited their war aims because of their knowledge of the Israeli nuclear weapons.  Israel has most probably conducted several nuclear bomb tests.  They have continued to modernize and vertically proliferate and are now one of the world's larger nuclear powers.  Using “bomb in the basement” nuclear opacity, Israel has been able to use its arsenal as a deterrent to the Arab world while not technically violating American nonproliferation requirements.

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One other purpose of Israeli nuclear weapons, not often stated, but obvious, is their “use” on the United States.  America does not want Israel's nuclear profile raised.144  They have been used in the past to ensure America does not desert Israel under increased Arab, or oil embargo, pressure and have forced the United States to support Israeli diplomatically against the Soviet Union.  Israel used their existence to guarantee a continuing supply of American conventional weapons, a policy likely to continue.145

=====

 

Full report is located here:

http://www.au.af.mil/au/awc/awcgate/cpc-pubs/farr.htm

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:22 | 5653316 TheReplacement
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Do you see that above Truthseeker?  That is how you post information AND link to it. 

Anyone else sick of all the BS linkers like Truthseeker and Alexmark?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:32 | 5653614 falconflight
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Johnathan Pollard's cache included the coordinates of nuclear targeting of the US v. the USSR.  The USSR became a much more precise target for nuclear war by Israel.  They are great so far as the "little satan" goes.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:54 | 5654543 Counterpunch
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And the names of dozens of American agents subsequently killed as part of the quid pro quo that had the Soviets agree to accelerate Jewish emigration.

Go fuck yourself, you unremitting hasbara troll.

The USSR also received vital information about America's first strike capability, meaning Pollard endangered the whole country for 30 pieces of silver.

 

Which is typical of men like him.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:55 | 5652936 knukles
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BTW, alan, I do that very same thing at home in front of Mrs K, she looks at me and says that I need to get out of the house for a while, like go golfing.  Now all I need is to be able to do it to somebody at the office who won't sue my ass and I can retire if I can get a buncha them immigrant benefits.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:05 | 5652985 pods
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"And where did you get that bloody nose from?"

"LONG story honey."

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:15 | 5653034 Karl von Bahnhof
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He couldnt write that, coz he iz ded

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:15 | 5653040 ZH Snob
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I thought that any image of their, um, prophet is considered blasphemous.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:23 | 5653325 TheReplacement
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Their "prophet" is blasphemous.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 04:21 | 5654610 Ghordius
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as it is to burn a US Flag in America, or Pussy Riot girls dancing naked in Russian Churches. all three acts are considered by some to be against decency, and inflame some

pornography in public is a similar thing, but for some reasons we seem to have a world-wide understanding on pornography in public or indecent exposure

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:38 | 5653141 TheFineKid
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I don't know..Pretty sure his head is a cock and balls.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:54 | 5653202 whotookmyalias
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LOL, if you look closely it looks like 2 of them.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:03 | 5653246 Cacete de Ouro
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You're right, 2 sets of cocks and balls... Genius caricature

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:39 | 5654531 OldPhart
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We false flagged some folks.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:53 | 5652922 Long-John-Silver
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World War III is already underway. It's been going on for years now. The problem is no one wants to admit it.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:03 | 5652973 Grouchy Marx
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Your post is about to start WWIII.

Especially if you keep putting every other word in CAPS.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:47 | 5652890 jmaloy5365
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First

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:53 | 5652919 flacon
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I'll punch you in the face. This is fight club. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:56 | 5652946 ThroxxOfVron
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Fuck yeah! +1 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:14 | 5652892 Ignatius
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JE SUIS HOPE AND CHANGE

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:49 | 5652894 quasimodo
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Here's to throwing some more gas on the fire.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:49 | 5652895 HFBondsTrader
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How do we know it's Muhammed and not just an islamic dude?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:50 | 5652905 knukles
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Their names all sound alike.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:54 | 5652926 kaiserhoff
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In Paris, the cabbies are all named Paki.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:58 | 5652943 knukles
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As in ce putain de Paki chauffeur de taxi?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:54 | 5652964 kaiserhoff
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I always thought it started as a bad joke, so you couldn't tell the cops which one ripped you off,

  but I like your version better, Knuks;)

(fuckng Paki taxi driver? ...  more or less)

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:13 | 5653940 knukles
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Yep!  Exactamundo!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 05:59 | 5654684 Rakshas
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ma femme est une slut.......oui.....c'est vrai......merde

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:09 | 5653005 LasVegasDave
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All is forgiven? Curse them for all eternity, but at least the yids understand there can be no peace w the arabs

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:28 | 5653097 BigJim
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I suspect when the Zionists finally give up their silly little colony there'll be peace with the Muslims.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:51 | 5653183 bombdog
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No wait Big Jim the Zios got an idea - they've looked into military history and discovered that the best thing to do is build a big wall. That keeps everyone out see.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:13 | 5653280 BlindMonkey
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Just watched WWZ on Netflix I see.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:01 | 5653208 MarsInScorpio
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BJ: You live in Fantasy Land - your anti-Jewish hate-speech has you saying things that are truly idiotic.

 

The Muslims have been at war with each other for over 1,400 (One thousand four hundred!!) years. Constantly. No time-outs. Nothing but serial mass murders every chance they get.

 

How can you - and the rest of the anti-Jews around here - honestly expect anyone to take them seriously (other than each other, that is)? If the Muslims can't make peace with each other - what makes you think they will ever make peace with anyone else?

 

If Israel didn't exist - the Muslims would still wage their jihad against the West. And when they take over Europe, they will immigrate into the US and destroy it, then move on Asia.

 

The Muslims are lunatics. Deadly lunatics.

-30

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:41 | 5653396 Counterpunch
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The Muslims are lunatics. Deadly lunatics.

 

What kind of speech is this?

 

Love speech?

 

Narrow brush speech?

 

 

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:07 | 5653495 falconflight
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Your given name please?  Ahmed or Mohammad?  Heinrich oder Adolph?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:54 | 5653450 GoBadgers
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Pretty sure the Jews aren't going to go gentle into that good night. Fucks like you have wanted them exterminated for ages. Golda said no go. Tough broad and my money says she would've kicked your teeth in.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:34 | 5653617 acetinker
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I don't want nobody exterminated, except the khazars from eastern europe who call themselves Jews but are not.

These motherfuckers create discord, everywhere and always.

They gotta go.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:59 | 5653906 acetinker
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I don't imagine I'll die on a cross, but I'm pretty fuckin' sure I understand the message of the Christ, whether he actually existed, or not.

I reckon the followers of Allah and Abraham feel the same way.  I ain't willing to fight over it, though.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:45 | 5654035 acetinker
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Hunh, the khazars don't like what I have to say?

Guess what, dipshits, I don't care.  You're fucked, trust me on this..we've known this for a long time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrv58OnLG4I

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:45 | 5653156 bombdog
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I guess that the arabs never liberated the yids from persecution by christians in Iberia then, that must have been someone else. And all the yids that live in Iran, they just didn't get the telegram.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:54 | 5653206 Counterpunch
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The Yids never question as to why there was peace before Zionism, and the mass ethnic cleaning and murder of hundreds of thousands of people.

When you believe you are The Eternal Victim, I suppose one simply grows blind to one's own bloody crimes.

 

And hypocrisy.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:56 | 5652937 pods
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Imagine if we could sneak it in the Koran that naming your kid after their big guy is blasphemy, punishable by death?

That would put an end to the muslim invasion.

"In other news today, another 50k ragheads named Moo-hammed were put to death, to much rejoice."

If there weren't so much of our oil over there they would be as physically bankrupt as they are morally bankrupt.

pods 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:02 | 5652959 Ignatius
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What would you sneak into the Talmud?  The New Testament?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:03 | 5652977 pods
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The Catholic church is doing fine by me, as any lapsed Catholic would agree to.  Haven't looked into the Talmud.

Maybe banking is a mortal sin?

pods

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:13 | 5653021 Al Huxley
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LOL - no, go more OT - punishable by stoning to death.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:13 | 5653025 ILLILLILLI
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I believe it is an obligation.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:44 | 5653400 Counterpunch
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So you're happy with the current levels of kid-fucking, is it?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:03 | 5653484 falconflight
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I'm surprised that you aren't a clergyman.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 02:56 | 5654547 Counterpunch
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I presume your parents are cousins.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:59 | 5653724 acetinker
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Which faction of catholicism is it that sucks the dicks of newly circumcised boys?  Allah may promote the sexual mutilation of young girls, but did he advocate sucking the open wound?

Far as I'm concerned, they're all satanists.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:57 | 5653223 booboo
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What in the New Testament is coercive to non believers or for that matter believers? What verse implies the initiation of force on anyone? Yet you suggest adding something coersive, so you tell us what you would add.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:18 | 5653297 Ignatius
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No suggestions, just a question inspired by pods, and taken out of my ass.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:47 | 5653679 Semi-employed W...
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Speaking of that, I'm out of TP. Do you have a copy of the Talmud handy?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:08 | 5652999 kaiserhoff
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As a kid, I found it hysterical that Mexicans would name a son Jesus.

Still do.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:20 | 5653314 Ignatius
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One is the prophet "Geezus", the other is "Hey-zoos."

Worked with a Mexican-American guy named "Hey-zoos" years ago in LA and he straigtened me out when I asked that very question.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:05 | 5653459 kaiserhoff
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That's a translation, not an explanation.

Pronounced Hey-Soos.  

Freudian.  I first typed Hey Sues.  That works too.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:44 | 5653563 Ignatius
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The pronunciation was the explanation according to him.

Didn't say it made any real sense.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 22:25 | 5653982 acetinker
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What if it was all bullshit, from the outset?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:10 | 5653502 Wahooo
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It's odd you never hear of Jews named Jesus.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:43 | 5654951 Ignatius
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Well, there was once this one guy....

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:10 | 5653274 Turdmendous
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It's really Sheik Rattle-N-Roll.

He's Abdul Abbadabbadu's cousin.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:48 | 5652898 goldhedge
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The USA is lucky Mexico is not a Muslim country.

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:50 | 5652906 SickDollar
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and yet NY has more tribesman than entire Israel

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:21 | 5653066 falconflight
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Are you declaring that more Jews live in NY than Israel?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:32 | 5653108 SickDollar
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"Declaring" I dont declare anything , I go by real facts and stats only did you just wake up to this fact.

This will blow your mind : how about if I told you they control everything , I mean everything ( the media. the newspaper,  Hollywood ,  banks etc .....)

what was your point frankly ?

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:46 | 5653153 freak of nature
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"what was your point frankly ?"

 

Said right after making a completely random comment about how Jews run everything, on an article regarding the cover for a French satire magazine.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:50 | 5653430 falconflight
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What a stunod (Italian), a virtual BrainStem, Israel's jewish population far out numbers that of New York.  did you bother to look up the numbers, ass breath?  Nah, typical GeoWashington faggot doesn't need no stinking facts when blood lust will do.  Fuck you and your whore mother...judging by your existence that is.

 

NY Jewish population 2012:  1.77 million

Israeli Jewish population 2014: 6.1 million

Hopefully you clean toilets better than trade 'facts' with an average Joe like me.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:57 | 5653454 Counterpunch
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You are stonato, Senor Ziopathico.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:59 | 5653475 falconflight
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You feckless cockwad, where's the beef?  Oh, yeah you're the one with the Hala cock in dee mouth.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:04 | 5653485 Counterpunch
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Your penchant for referencing fellatio belies a man who thereby telegraphs his most repressed, shameful secret - his deepmost urge to be sexually penetrated by another, perhaps Arab, man.

 

Cookie?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:04 | 5653489 Counterpunch
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That said 'feckless cockwad' made me laugh.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:16 | 5653526 falconflight
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Thx

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:14 | 5653523 falconflight
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Even when disagreeing with those of your ilk, I, as a token of respect, am still seeking to acknowledge your cultural affinities.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:38 | 5653638 SickDollar
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2012 stat vs 2014 stat hmmmm right

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:37 | 5653628 SickDollar
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2012 vs 2014  hmmm   are a you  tribeman?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 21:37 | 5653836 falconflight
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2012 US Census, 2014 Israeli information.  Like those two years would make a gigantic difference.  False flag yeah, heard about that.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:59 | 5653467 falconflight
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Well?  I'm waiting for the 11 (last count) goat fckers to provide some facts.  Do you all frequent the same Turkish Bathhouse?  Just asking

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 20:01 | 5653474 GoBadgers
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I'd say you need to speak with your psychiatrist and ask him to water down your Thorazine prescription down a bit.

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