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Investment Guide For The American Dystopia: Go Long the 1%, Short The Middle Class

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Submitted by Daniel Drew of Dark-Bid.com

Investment Guide for the American Dystopia: Go Long the 1%, Short the Middle Class

Would you short the Brady Bunch? I would.

Mike Brady is supporting nine people on one salary in a large two story house in an LA suburb. It would have been a difficult feat in 1970 and impossible in 2015. In 2006, he might have been able to pull it off with a subprime mortgage, but eventually, a modern version of Mike Brady would be utterly screwed.

The middle class is being wiped out as the 1% take control, aided by a Federal Reserve which supplies them with all the monetary ammunition they need to take over the world. The economy is like a Toyota with a jammed accelerator pedal. It will either collide with reality or the pedal will somehow disengage. Even if it disengages, it will become clear there is no one at the wheel to steer us to safety.

As long as the Fed's liquidity pedal is stuck, the 1% party is on. The middle class will continue to be decimated, and the ranks of the retail slaves will swell. The effects show up in the data, and the stock prices of particular companies show clear trends. When our Toyota hits the wall, or the Fed takes away the punch bowl, then all bets are off.

The Long/Short Strategy for the New Reality

1. Go long companies that cater to the 1%.
2. Short companies that cater to the middle class.
3. Go long companies that cater to the poor.

Rich Door, Poor Door

No, it's not a book about why it's your fault you're not rich. It's a real situation that's unfolding in Manhattan. It's exactly what it sounds like: a door for the rich and a door for the poor. If you're old enough, perhaps it will remind you of colored entrances and colored water fountains. The reason for these architectural gymnastics is money of course. If the developer provides affordable housing, they get to collect tax breaks and subsidies. But apparently, there's no requirement that there be a common entrance - probably because the lawmakers considered that kind of ridiculous behavior to be ancient American history. But as we all know, history has an irritating way of creeping up on us.

Rich Classifieds, Poor Classifieds

Want to sell your Maserati so you can move up to the next model? Post it on POSH - the rich man's Craigslist that exists inside Bloomberg.

 

The Craigslist for the average person looks a little different: old chairs and an old Nissan. And forget the discounted goods; it looks like there's an entire discount store for sale. Maybe someone got cancer and needs $85,000 as a down payment for treatment.

 

Luxury Products

The top 10% control 86% of the nation's wealth, and they account for over 50% of all consumption. That's the definition of an exploitation society. It's the socially acceptable pillaging of the common person in a silent war on America.

Here are some current trends in conspicuous consumption for the elite.

Jet Flipping

I first saw this reported in June 2008 before the worst of the crash. In November 2013, this story resurfaced. Buy a Gulfstream jet for $66 million and sell it for $72 million. Obviously, this is bad news for Gulfstream. They don't want others profiting from their goods if they can help it. In an effort to discourage flipping, Gulfstream said customers are not allowed to sell jets until they have taken physical delivery of them. But the folks at Gulfstream underestimated the persistence of the 1% when it comes to violating the spirit of the law and upholding the letter. To get around the new rules, they created shell companies - basically a rite of passage for 1 percenters. The shell company would buy the jet. Then they would sell the entire fake company to the eager buyer. And it was legal. When Gulfstream discovered this, they adjusted their contract yet again to require the buyer to be involved in the final delivery. But the 1% will eventually get their way somehow. They always have, and they always will.

Luxury Car Sales

The United States remains the world's largest market for luxury cars. In 2014, Lamborghini announced an all-time high in V12 sales with 1,001 deliveries of Aventadors. A few days ago, Rolls-Royce announced a 12% gain in 2014 sales, a record 4,063 vehicles. The average Rolls-Royce sells for more than $250,000. In 2013, Maserati had sales growth of 145%. Mercedes-Benz sold a record 1.4 million cars. BMW also had a record-setting year with 1.6 million cars sold.

A New Southern California Housing Bubble

A record breaking number of homes were bought for $2 million or more in the last several months. Sales worth $10 million or more were 100% higher than from the heights of the 2007 housing bubble. Cindy Ambuehl, an agent with Partners Trust in Brentwood, said, "It's pretty mind-blowing." In 2010, Patrick Soon-Shiong, the billionaire doctor, bought 3 acres in Brentwood for $29 million. The LA Times called certain parts of the Westside a "playground for the rich." A record 1,436 homes worth $2 million or more were sold in the six-county Southland in the second quarter, according to CoreLogic DataQuick. Selma Hepp, senior economist at the California Association of Realtors, said the housing market moves at two speeds: "fast for the high end, sluggish for the rest."

Excess in the High End Art Market

Perhaps no other market depicts the Fed-induced desires of the rich as clearly as the high end art market. The stock of Sotheby's, the fine art auction house, is quite possibly one of the purest ultra beta plays in the stock market. The surges and crashes of the stock mirror the broader bubble economy almost perfectly.

Sotheby's Stock

One of the most speculative practices in the art market is when the auction house guarantees the seller a minimum price for the work in an effort to attract their business. If the art is eventually sold at a higher price, the auction house splits the difference with the seller. As you can already see, it's a dangerous game - yet quite alluring. David Kusin of Kusin & Company, a research firm that specializes in the economics of the art market, called it a "brutal business." The auction houses have become so enamored with their inventory that they have effectively assumed ownership of it and have become speculators themselves. The line between dealer and speculator has never been so blurry. Auction houses should study the practices of drug dealers. In Biggie Smalls' song "Ten Crack Commandments," rule #4 is "Never get high on your own supply." In this case, the supply is Impressionist and Modern art like Alberto Giacometti's sculpture "Chariot," which infamous hedge fund manager Steve Cohen bought for $101 million a few months ago. I call it "anorexic stick man."

Giacometti's Chariot

In its November postwar and contemporary art sale, Christie's auction house directly guaranteed 23 works that accounted for 44% of the sale's $853 million in revenue. Sotheby’s covered minimum prices on works that made up 43% of the $422 million in revenue at its Impressionist and Modern art sale. Sotheby's CEO William Ruprecht said, “Auction guarantees have been meaningfully profitable to the company.”

Christie's Guarantees

Dark Bid Wage-Adjusted Unemployment Rate

The guarantees also create rigged markets with unequal information. Sometimes, the auction house will arrange for an outsider to guarantee the price. These outsiders are allowed to bid on a work they are guaranteeing, which is essentially a double bid. It creates a false sense of demand and is a simple way to bluff the rich art buyers. The double bidders know what the floor price is because they have set it. Meanwhile, the legitimate bidders have no idea who the guarantor is or what the floor price is. The auction houses attempt to defend themselves by disclosing which art is guaranteed and whether or not the guarantor is the house or an outside party. They are essentially saying, "Disclaimer: This is a rigged market" without telling them the necessary details. The legitimate bidders remain at a huge informational disadvantage in this high stakes game to prove who has the most money, ego, and artistic sensibility.

Lessons From Before the Crash

When you look back at what was going on before the crash and what is happening now, you'll see the lessons offered by the crash have already been forgotten. It was so ridiculous that the rich were flipping yachts in 2007. Billy Smith, a partner in Trinity Yachts, said, "The risk, I guess, is that the yacht market collapses, but with all the wealth that's being created, there are no signs that that will happen." Yep - no signs at all - unless you had the slightest involvement in the mortgage industry and could see the storm coming. It's too bad the bubble didn't last long enough for subprime yacht lending to emerge. And don't think it wouldn't happen.

The art auction houses are not immune from the infectious investment amnesia. In 2008, Sotheby's reported losses of $52 million from its guarantees. Christie's also reported millions of losses. They said they would cut back on client dinner parties, global art tours, and staff. The management was okay with gambling the shareholders' money on Warhols, but when it came time to deal with the fallout, the shareholders and the lower-level staff took the losses, while the managers stayed on. Like a bunch of duplicitous gangsters, the auction house managers created a classic game of "heads I win, tails you lose." Sotheby's CEO Ruprecht said they would stay out of the guarantee business for awhile because it's "too hard to predict what tomorrow looks like." And yet here we are - three quantitative easings later - and Sotheby's is up to its neck in nearly half of its art sales.

But maybe this is all part of the plan. From the 2009 low to 2015, Sotheby's stock has gone from $5 to $45, no doubt boosting the stock option compensation of the executives. Some analysts think there is "hidden turmoil" in the art market with "razor-thin" profit margins. The CEOs of Christie's and Sotheby's have both recently announced they will step down from their positions. They probably realize their businesses were just caught in the rushing rapids of Fed-induced liquidity, and with 2008 in the back of their minds, they decided to jump ship. Ruprecht gets a $4 million severance package. On December 15, he sold 15,000 shares of Sotheby's stock for $583,000. He still has 179,000 shares left at a value of $7.6 million. I can't help but wonder if he will completely bail out once the Fed music stops.

The S&P Global Luxury Index

You can see the tidal wave of liquidity in this chart. Forget the average stock. Look at the luxury stocks of companies that cater to the rich. The associated ETF is the Amundi S&P Global Luxury ETF, which trades in Paris.

S&P Global Luxury Index

Middle Class Malaise

Empty malls are probably the most iconic images of the downfall of the middle class. About 80% of the country’s 1,200 malls are considered healthy, with vacancy rates of 10% or less. In 2006, 94% of malls were considered healthy, according to CoStar Group, a data provider for the real estate industry. But which stores are leading the way? Steven Lowy, Co-CEO of Westfield, said, "Our business is more regional and high-end focused. Anything that's caught in the middle of the market is problematic." Lowy knows his stuff. If you look at the 5 year stock chart of Sears, JC Penney, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree, you will see everything you need to know. Middle class focused Sears and JC Penney have been obliterated, despite the efforts of hedge fund managers Eddie Lampert and Bill Ackman, who each learned the meaning of "catching a falling knife." Family Dollar and Dollar Tree, where the poor buy their groceries, have seen huge gains in their stock, with Dollar Tree leading the way at 322%. All the middle class who used to shop at places like Sears and JC Penney have dropped down to dollar stores because that's all they can afford with their McJob wages.

Middle Class Retail vs. Lower Class Retail

Source: Yahoo Finance

The Middle Class Auto Market: In Over Their Heads

While the rich buy record amounts of Lamborghinis and Maseratis, the average American is taking on record amounts of debt to finance their Fords and Hondas. According to Experian Automotive, which tracks millions of auto loans, the average amount borrowed by car buyers in the fourth quarter of 2013 reached $27,000 for the first time. A record 20% of all new car loans were more than six years in length. Not surprisingly, nine months later in the third quarter of 2014, both Experian and Transunion showed an increase in the number of car buyers who are 60 days or more behind on their car loans. Transunion reported a 13% increase in delinquent loans, and Experian reported a 9% increase. Even worse, 36% of new car loans are now made to subprime borrowers.

Payday Loans: The Final Stop on the Road to Poverty

Payday loan businesses exemplify some of the worst of capitalism. It makes the Muslim case for a total ban on interest seem less ridiculous. In the mid-1990s, the payday loan industry consisted of a few hundred lenders. Today, 20,000 storefronts clutter the landscape of America's poorest neighborhoods.

No one loves a one-sided deal more than hedge fund managers, and it wasn't long before they made their way into this legalized loan-sharking. Attracted by interest rates as high as 700%, a company called American Web Loan funneled profits through a chain of entities: from American Web Loan to an Indian tribe called Otoe-Missouria to MacFarlane Group, which is owned by Mark Curry, who is backed by a New York hedge fund called the Medley Opportunity Fund II LP. The fund was founded by the late Richard Medley, who was an adviser to George Soros. Now the fund is run by twin brothers Brook and Seth Taube. Curry's loan shark business has allowed him to buy a mansion in a Las Vegas suburb. He later moved to Puerto Rico. Curry said his clients are making "very educated decisions." Joshua Wrenn, who was trying to make a car payment, said, "I didn't ever see a contract."

Department of Financial Services Superintendent Benjamin Lawsky is investigating Medley Opportunity to see if it violated any laws. This won't be the first time Medley has faced scrutiny. In 2012, Fintan Partners sued Medley to redeem its $45 million investment after Medley allegedly violated a side letter agreement. Jay Eisenhower and Matthew Morris of the shareholder rights law firm Grant & Eisenhofer said tens of billions of dollars remain locked up in illiquid "zombie hedge funds" that suspended redemptions. These funds sit on their assets and produce small returns while collecting management fees.

A Brady Bunch Divided

If the Brady Bunch represents the American middle class, then the modern Brady Bunch would be divided. They wouldn't even live in the same neighborhood. One half would drive across town to where the other half lives so they could mow their lawn, wash their Maserati, and clean their 10,000 square foot home. That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

 

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Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:09 | 5651675 SickDollar
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Investment advise For The American: you are fucked no matter what!!
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5651734 TeamDepends
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Marcia Marcia MARCIA!!!!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:48 | 5651759 El Vaquero
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OT:  The officers who shot James Boyd in Albuquerque are going to be charged:

 

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – District Attorney Kari Brandenburg plans to file murder charges on Monday against the two Albuquerque police officers who shot James Boyd in the Sandia Foothills last March, according to multiple sources with firsthand knowledge of her decision.

It will mark the first time an APD officer has faced criminal charges for shooting someone in the line of duty in New Mexico’s largest city. APD has one of the highest rates of police shootings in the country, and Boyd’s death was the result of the most controversial in a series of 27 fatal shootings here since 2010.

Boyd, 36, had been camping in a restricted area of open space at Albuquerque’s eastern edge. During a four-hour standoff with police who had responded to a call about Boyd from an area resident, he brandished two small knives multiple times.

...

http://krqe.com/2015/01/11/charges-to-be-filed-monday-against-apd-office...

I doubt they'll be convicted, but considering Brandenburg's buddy buddy attitude with APD, she must have been under immense political pressure to do this. 

 

EDIT:  I forgot, APD turned on Brandenburg.  The buddy buddy bit is gone.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:21 | 5651960 NoDebt
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Small number of rich, larger number of poor, just enough middle class to service the rich.  As it has been in most societies throughout most of history.  And as NoDebt has been warning (preaching?) since joining ZH.  

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:54 | 5652133 pelican
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Middle Class?  What is that? 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:14 | 5652462 Ward cleaver
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That is the group that pays for
the poor's bills and naively support
the 1%ers thru buying "stuff" and
getting involved in the whole blue/red thing.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 01:18 | 5654414 readmylips
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My Dad was reading the 1970s equivalents of zerohedge, etc (whatever they were called. I have no idea) and used to scream the same "the middle class is disappearing". Mind you, this was FOURTY YEARS AGO.

Its as big a misconception now, as it was then.

The powers that be will never EVER lose the illusion of 'movin on up' from poor to middle, and middle to upper. Thats one of their centuries-old control mechanisms. Its not going anywhere.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:36 | 5651769 Vampyroteuthis ...
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The book "Why Nations Fail" outlines the difference between a well-to-do inclusive society to a poor exploitative society. The US has gone from inclusive to exploitative pretty quickly over the last few decades. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:43 | 5651787 El Vaquero
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And extremely rapidly since 2000 or so.  It accelerated even from there after Lehman.  That noise you hear is all the wealth whooshing to the top of the pyramid.  When the whooshing stops, the pyramid collapses.  Ponzi schemes are a bitch like that.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:24 | 5651983 KnuckleDragger-X
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That special little club of elites have helped create most of our problems but the things like the 'injustice' movement that they helped create as a distraction is going to blow back on them. I just wonder if their ready for mobs yelling "no justice, no peace" to start hunting them down with ropes.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:08 | 5651902 RaceToTheBottom
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Didn't the mom sleep with the eldest boy?  And wasn't the father gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)?  Or was that the Partridge family?

I get those all mixed up...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:25 | 5651977 TeamDepends
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Sounds like you are thinking of the European Elite Bloodlines...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:26 | 5651998 KnuckleDragger-X
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Actually some of our upper class are as bad or worse....Bill Clinton anyone?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:47 | 5652604 markovchainey
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Yeah, there was a thing between Carol and Greg and Mike Brady was gay.  Personally I'd rather sleep with Susan Dey from the Partridge Family than Marcia.  Both at the same time would have been nice though.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:40 | 5653143 uncle_vito
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Robert Reed was gay, had HIV and died of cancer.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:08 | 5652441 venturen
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I will be flipping guillotines and nail-guns....they will be getting top dollar soon! 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:09 | 5651678 ArtOfLife
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Life hack: Join the rich class, it will make your life easier.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:05 | 5652435 ThirdWorldNut
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Yes and you can get freedom and security if you are rich, both of them, at the same time! Can you believe it?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:06 | 5652689 venturen
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sorry my soul is too previous to go the wall street route!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:11 | 5651681 mattgallis
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There's a middle class?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:12 | 5651690 LawsofPhysics
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exactly,  distribution of wealth...?

ah, fuck it, sheep don't do math, that's bad, okay...

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:23 | 5651687 LawsofPhysics
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It's a small world after all.  The hubris of the 1% suggest that they are not very good students of history.

First guillotine manufacturer to go public is going to totally kill it!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:28 | 5651744 joak
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I think you underestimate them. Almost every revolution has been orchestrated, or picked up later on. Do you think the French revolution was the initiative of the people ? No, it's the bourgeoisie that manipulated them in a time of economic crisis so that they could seize the power. Some folks might be hurt, but not the ones who deserve it. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:51 | 5651812 LawsofPhysics
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A time of great opportunity either way.  chance always favors the prepared, always has.  There won't be much "orchestrating" in population-dense areas should things really fall apart.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:53 | 5651828 El Vaquero
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If there is a revolution, it will be part of something bigger, and that something bigger is a collapse.  This is the kind of collapse that will take oligarchs with it.  They will lose use of the infrastructure that is necessary to carry out their manipulations.  That doesn't mean that other people won't step in to take their place somewhere in the process, but what we are facing will be unprecidented in all of human history. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:00 | 5652163 CH1
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They will lose use of the infrastructure that is necessary to carry out their manipulations.

Oh, you mean like Bitcoin deisplaces the central banks!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:12 | 5651689 ZippyBananaPants
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I always wanted to take Alice in the closet for a little vaccuming!!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:13 | 5651692 GFORCE
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This is actually good advice. Long squid. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:13 | 5651694 Keyboard Kommando
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We all know what Satanic tribe is behind Wall St, the media, etc.... Eat them before you eat the rich............or at least put them in ovens!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:27 | 5652271 adr
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King David was a power hungry murdering thieving rapist adulterer who was called a hero and worshipped by his people then and now.

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:16 | 5651699 Oh regional Indian
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Poor middle class, literally and figuratively...and globally by the way, not just in the US.

The squeeze is on.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:29 | 5651745 PartysOver
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But is Greece going to lead the Push Back?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:16 | 5651702 buzzsaw99
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i watched what i suspect were some "rigged bids" the other day at ebay. ebay must be in on it by NOT collecting their full fee in some cases or else the (high volume with ebay) seller would certainly lose money. the smaller buyers and sellers on ebay are (imo) getting screwed in order to help the big boyz. same as it ever was.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:17 | 5651708 madcows
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use craigs list or amazon.  ebay sucks

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5651756 Scoobywan
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Car auctions (mecums etc..) have been using ghost bidders for years.

They have been called out and admitted to it multiple times.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:17 | 5651711 That_shits_broken
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Get to work Mr. Evans!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:18 | 5651713 Atomizer
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Bridge Financing is still a great comedy when watching cockroaches scramble after lights are turned on.

 

KIRLIAN CAMERA -  Heldenplatz |Mission Walhalla IX

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:24 | 5651720 Spitzer
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I called the oil bear market bitchez. Not bragging. Just sayin....

 

Posted on June 6 2014 on the FOFOA blog. Oil price $102.66

 

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I cant help but notice that everyone from Brazil to Russia to Canada to the US thinks that the oil market is immune to over supply. If you watch "The Prize", you will see that there was always an obvious business cycle in the oil market. When prices were up, oil companies would bring more supply to market and new oil companies would sprout up. Then, the market would become over-supplied and prices would would fall.

Everywhere you look, there is countries and companies discovering new oil and using capital intensive means to get at it. Everyone is becoming oil rich. Russia turned itself back into an empire overnight because of oil.

Everyone seems oblivious to the fact that oil is a commodity market like anything else and if it gets over-supplied, the price will have to come down. It always does. But ever since 2000, there hasn't been a state of over-supply in the market. I think we are way overdue for one. Who knows what form this oil bear market will take, with all the inflation in the world....Who knows how badly the inflation is screwing up the oil market.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:28 | 5651739 Ricky Roma
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No one cares blind squirrel with a broken clock.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:31 | 5651755 Spitzer
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Unlike all the technicians who make calls all the time, I rarely comment on the oil market. It was not a broken clock call.

 

My analysis stands.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:42 | 5652344 marathonman
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So hopefully you made a few bucks to pay off the next call girl Client 9.  Huzzah for you.  Enjoy the sound of one hand clapping.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 19:16 | 5653293 TheReplacement
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Seriously, congrats.

What is your next tip?  And, keep in your pants there Elliot.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:21 | 5651723 csmith
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Yea, "posh" items only all right. A nearly 10-year-old PT Cruiser??? Not quite.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:23 | 5651728 jgonzz
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$101 million for "chariot" ?! 

 

  I figure in my home it would be less than a month before I'd start hanging shirts on it..

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:26 | 5651732 medium giraffe
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As many here, I've been amazed at how long this shit show has been shambling along.  It certainly feels like we're running on borrowed (0% interest) time now though.  In their greed and stupidity, these assholes have killed the very economic engine that has lined their pockets for so long.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:24 | 5651733 Ricky Roma
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Long butterfly spread

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:26 | 5651737 Thisisbullishright
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With enough lengths of rope can they all be hung from the lofty perch shown on the far right of the S&P global luxury ETF chart??

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:30 | 5651749 pragmatic hobo
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... is that why TIF is creashing today?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:39 | 5651775 the6thBook
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Dribble... Tiffany's down 13.54 % today.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:46 | 5651800 Tom Serfo
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5. Short Peyton Manning

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:57 | 5651850 OV61FVF
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Tony Romo is a safer short.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 13:56 | 5651852 lordbyroniv
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I bought 3 Warhols and just gunna flip em' after they go up 200% and retire.

Yellen already told us to buy assetts !!!  Hence,..dont hate the players.  Hate the game. 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:14 | 5651934 RaceToTheBottom
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I make Warhols.  Much cheaper.  Plus ZH bloggers keep telling me to get a skill.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:30 | 5652010 El Vaquero
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Get a fucking skill!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:33 | 5652037 Urban Redneck
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Now is time to be selling and dumping that shit (when everyone wants it and is willing to pay more, but the market is still functioning and the money flowing).  Speaking of which I need to go get some crates out of the Führerbunker and call Christie's, since this year's Fall Sales are supposed to be either right before or right after TSHTF...   

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:00 | 5651873 assistedliving
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do you think it will help if i put starch on my blue collar?

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:32 | 5652028 EastCoast90
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Here's a little rhyme I wrote to lament our current situation.

They moved our jobs overseas
Now the middle class is feeling the squeeze
with the nation on the brink facing extinction,
we got this two party system but it's clear there's no distinction
having no voice has the people disillusioned
bankers and politicians in collusion, now we know choice is an illusion
these politicians are all actors, and thanks to NAFTA
the American century is in its final chapter
an America in deep divide, with stocks hitting all time highs
thanks to monthly purchases of what the FED buys
that only benefits the wealth of the well connected side
while the rest of us just try to get by
you see the police militarizing,
so it's no conspiracy that there's something on the horizon

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 14:51 | 5652120 malek
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Great article!

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:03 | 5652178 justmy2cents
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Right.. So the 1%'s are doing really really well and accordingly their businesses must also be doing well and this is bad for the middle classes who are likely to be employed by said 1%'s how? 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:45 | 5652357 Its_the_economy...
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not too bright. keep reading.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:30 | 5652519 tumblemore
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They and their businesses are doing well not by innovating and expanding but simply by taking a bigger percentage of the current pie.

The same amount of wealth is being redistributed from the middle to the top.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:40 | 5652850 justmy2cents
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Sorry but this makes no sense again I don't see how this affects the middle classes.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:04 | 5652183 Government need...
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Why doesn't Preezy help his people with an attractive chain of .gov-sponsored payday loan outlets that advances funds against EBT/SNAP/disability/imputed rent from housing vouchers?  Better rates than USTs, plus 10% of proceeds could go toward more guns and bullets from DHS and law enforcement.  Ya know, for our protection. . .

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:39 | 5652322 Prober
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Such a joy hearing all the envy, resentment & bitterness :-)

If you dislike being poor, go earn money. Millions have gone from poor to self-sufficient, BUT they made the investment of themselves.

Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:30 | 5652799 Arnold
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Tough to make an honest million bucks these days, never mind a billion.

Look around you, if you're not scammin', you ain't playin'.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:49 | 5652904 justmy2cents
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+1 from me. There are too many millionaires and billionaires that had the worst possible childhoods imaginable to be moaning your poor in a western country. Maybe if you lived in Afghanistan then yes you would have a real handicap to make money then but in the west you can make money if your prepared to work.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 15:40 | 5652334 adr
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In 15 years I have designed products that have sold close to $500 million in the marketplace. I had one product design that was stolen from me because of a careless idiot at another company who didn't abide by his NDA go on to sell close to $250million combined over ten years.

I don't count myself as part of the 1% because I've always worked for private companies that can't pay me in stock. What I had was stable employment and !y job is to design products that sell.

I guess I should have tried to be like the graffiti artist who took one day to paint some bullshit on a Facebook office wall and got paid with stock that ended up being worth $25 million.

The thing is I care about a real functioning economy and I know I have made millions of people's lives better and in quite a few cases actually saved peoples lives. I don't give two shits about having a Ferrari, but I do want to be able to afford a decent living for my family. But because of Wall Street rewarding the behavior of paying worthless graffiti artists $25 million in stock certificates plus a whole lot worse, it is getting very hard to do so.

Death to the money changers.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:35 | 5652824 Apocalicious
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Corporatism must die, and IP laws must be re-written. Corporations create nothing - only people do that. The idea that a person could create something, and a corporation would steal the ownership of that intellectualproperty is the new feudalism.

 

YOU own that IP, and the corporation should get some reasonable participation in the profit.

 

We are all info-serfs, and must be set free.

 

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 16:33 | 5652536 tumblemore
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Good article. Luxuries and necessities.

 

The money lenders destroy yet another civilization.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 17:31 | 5652812 Apocalicious
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"1. Go long companies that cater to the 1%.
2. Short companies that cater to the middle class.
3. Go long companies that cater to the poor."

 

I call that the Neo-feudalism butterfly.

Mon, 01/12/2015 - 18:21 | 5653013 TheABaum
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The Brady Bunch was a fraud in some many other ways than Mike feeding a wife and six kids, and paying for Alice the housekeeper. Right Carol, you sit on your pretty little behind and do nothing.  Everybody's happy, we're all brothers and sisters now, Greg didn't try to get in Marshas panties, no complaints of favoritism, just week after week of banal stupidity where there's there's no problems with Carol's kids going off to their grandparents while Mike's kids went to theirs-or of Robert Reed headed off to the bathouse during filming.

Of course, Mike Brady might have had enough insurance on his first wife, and equity in their house to keep them in that upper middle class lifestyle, which included a couple elaborate adventure vacations.

I'm still thinking "Sherwood Shwartz" was some sort of pseudonym for the Federal Reserve.  

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 01:20 | 5654418 readmylips
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i wonder how much percent of the overall $ the 1%ers control... if you could take out the jews within that exclusive group.

 

hint:  the 'catastrophe' of the 1% exploting the 99% would statistically seem far less alarming.

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