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First Of Many: Standard Chartered Hit By Billions In Losses From Commodity Crash

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Now that even the pundit brigade has confessed that crashing crude may not be the "unambiguously good" event all of them had sworn as recently as a month ago it surely would be, and stocks are beginning to comprehend that plunging oil may well be rather "unambiguously bad" because without EPS growth (energy is well over 10% of S&P EPS), without multiple expansion (rumor has it the Fed will hike this year), without a jump in stock buybacks (energy companies account for 30% of the buyback growth in 2015 according to Goldman) and without a boost to GDP (energy capex plans are imploding), the only way is down. But there was one key element missing from the "bad" scenario: impaired banks. At least until now, because as Reuters reports, Asia-focused bank Standard Chartered is the first (of many) bank facing billions in losses resulting from the crude crash.

The bank, which recently has been on a firing spree and even exited its entire equity business, will likely need $4.4 billion of extra provisions to cover losses from commodities loans, potentially forcing it to raise billions of dollars from investors, analysts said on Monday.

From Reuters:

Credit Suisse analysts said the losses could force Standard Chartered to raise $6.9 billion to improve its core capital ratio to 11 percent by the end of the year. "We think the needed provisioning could be large enough to require further capital measures, such as further equity raising, and/or dividend reductions," analyst Carla Antunes-Silva said in a note.

 

Standard Chartered's shares were down 2.3 percent at 923 pence by 1330 GMT, the weakest major European bank.

There were previous hints, completely ignored by the markets of course, that things at this China-heavy bank are going from bad to worse: a jump in Standard Chartered's bad debts in the third quarter has prompted concern that it could face heavy losses from commodities loans after the fall in the price of oil and commodities.

The loss could be lower...

Credit Suisse's estimate was based on an "adverse" scenario that would see the bank need $4.4 billion to maintain its capital ratio, based on a potential $2.6 billion of pretax provisioning for commodities loans that sour and a higher risk-weighting on the loans.

Then again, considering that the "adverse" scenario in the ECB stress case didn't even consider the current deflationary environment, the loss could be far higher. Which means capital raises are on deck, and logically Credit Suisse said the bank could announce a rights issue or cut the dividend at its 2014 results, due on March 4.

"We believe the last two years of de-rating have been driven largely by weaker revenue and that the asset quality deterioration leg is now setting in," said Credit Suisse, maintaining its "underperform" rating on the stock. Analysts at JPMorgan and Jefferies also cut their target prices on the stock on Monday, saying that credit quality could deteriorate.

 

Standard Chartered CEO Peter Sands is under pressure after a troubled two years in which profits have fallen, halting a decade of record earnings. Some investors have said that Sands should go or the bank should set out succession plans.

One down: many more to go. Hopefully equity investors are as generous to all those other banks who will be stunned to learn they, too, need billions more in capital.

 

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Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:28 | 5654906 cossack55
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The only good bank is a dead bank

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:35 | 5654928 fudge
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and the only good banker is a dead banker,,,why is there never an arsonist or a terrorist around when ya need one.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:40 | 5654945 Latina Lover
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Our real enemy are central banks, the bankster squid that chokes the life out of our economies to benefit a very tiny satanic elite.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:53 | 5654972 Bernanke'sDaddy
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This link was posted in another thread yesterday.

 

This is one of the best documentaries I've seen regaring the banking cabal. It's about 3 hours long and I'm halfway through it but I'm sending it to everyone I know.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:30 | 5655082 max2205
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They are okay because mark to market got shit canned years ago

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:44 | 5655375 disabledvet
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Say hello to mark to money then

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 14:10 | 5656011 KnuckleDragger-X
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We are not retreating, we are merely advancing in a different direction.....

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 17:18 | 5657110 mkkby
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Standard charter?  The boys at goldman are laughing and calling them muppets right about now, as they pop the champaign corks.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:39 | 5655112 MalteseFalcon
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Is there going to be a ZH article for every bit of collateral damage that occurs because oil regained it's market price?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:53 | 5655161 Pool Shark
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Yes.

 

[PS: Bitcoin collapsing. Down to $230...]

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:01 | 5655191 quasimodo
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Lol, where is the idiot fonestar now? fucking putz would never shut up

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:24 | 5655305 manofthenorth
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HE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT SILVER !

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:39 | 5655357 godiva chocolate
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Might have received silver painted lead instead.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:01 | 5655640 Augustus
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Holding Silver from $30 or bitcoin from $600, which as better?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:19 | 5655725 manofthenorth
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NO CONTEST .........

SILVER !!!!!

IMHO but I let 5000 years of human behavior be my guide.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:03 | 5655431 robertocarlos
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BTFD.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 16:42 | 5656906 waterwitch
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There were a bunch of negative comments when folks were picking up FB on the cheap.  I'm not a Bitcoin fanatic, but it might be something to consider picking up on the downswing.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:00 | 5655187 halfasleep
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Yes, maybe two.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:10 | 5655231 sleigher
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That video is awesome.  Thanks for posting it.  Still watching but it is very thorough so far.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:39 | 5655832 mtl4
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Wow, great video........never seen anyone put the pieces together like that before.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:38 | 5654940 TideFighter
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Je suis "Earl"

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:54 | 5654975 Panic Mode
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Je suis 0.1%

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:45 | 5655133 homme
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Je suis 0.0001%  (Whatever is wrong in my life is the fault of the old dude in the mirror.)

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:35 | 5655105 wildbad
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the only good bank is in SD

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:28 | 5654907 Panic Mode
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Don't worry. Central banks will do the QE and buy the bad loans

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:29 | 5654911 Headbanger
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Does the word "Titanic" mean anything to you?

 

ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:36 | 5654935 Panic Mode
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You must have me confused with someone who gives a SHIT. I got into a life boat and sneaked off long time ago.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:39 | 5654938 Headbanger
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Then why are you here?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:40 | 5654942 Panic Mode
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pop corn and enjoying the show.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 14:13 | 5656031 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, that's me too, full schadenfreude ahead...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:38 | 5655109 wildbad
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apocalypse porn

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:57 | 5655174 cheech_wizard
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Is there any other kind?

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:51 | 5655397 homme
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Oh my goodness! YES!!!  http://www.gunsholstersandgear.com/shot-show-2015/ 

If that aint a turn-on..

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:57 | 5655180 CHX
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+1 apocalyporn

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:23 | 5655302 Rory_Breaker
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still waiting for that elusive apocalysm

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 04:42 | 5659047 kareninca
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apopalypse corn (to be eaten while watching apocalypse porn)

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:25 | 5655060 semperfi
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get to work Mr Yellen

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:29 | 5654910 skree
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Boo fucking hoo...where did I put my kleenex?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:32 | 5654913 blown income
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Please bust up all the fucking banks.. let them pop like popcorn!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:32 | 5654915 Seasmoke
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This is what happens to 99 out of 100 degenerate gamblers. Let's stop calling them banks. 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:43 | 5654949 Bernoulli
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I'm sure those guys were discussing their balance sheets in a risk management meeting or so.

Must have been something like:

"We all agree, crude will go up mates, won't it?"

"Sure" "Uh uh" "Absolutely"

"And for an adverse downside scenario let's just assume minus 15% in crude price by the end of 2016, a sort of a crash scenario"

[Laughter]

"Makes sense" "Uh uh" "Absolutely"

"I mean come on, oil will NEVER go lower than 85 USD/barrel!! That would be impossible!!"

[Laughter]

"Of course not!!" "Ridiculous, NEVER EVER!"

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:12 | 5655240 post turtle saver
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actually, that's EXACTLY how it went down...

ICE/NYMEX and all the folks associated with that throttled the supply chain and jacked up the Brent index... all the hedges etc. associated with that made their pitch to pension and sovereign wealth funds which effectively stated, "see? peak oil, sky falling, lucrative futures contracts *guaranteed*, give your money to us and we'll make more because supply will always be 'down' and demand will always be 'up' because we've set things up to always be that way, c'mon what could go wrong, easy money!"...

until things weren't set up that way, which is what we're seeing now...

we're going to see some pretty strong unwinding by institutional investors given the current set of circumstances... it will get ugly for those who weren't prepared...

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:39 | 5655351 nixy
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Yes, it can be argued from first principles, they are not, in fact, banks.

Might give the Advertising Standards Authority a bell.....

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:33 | 5654916 Never One Roach
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Don't worry about the losses Standard, the Middle Class Taxpayers have your back.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:42 | 5655124 boattrash
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And while the banks will receive a bail-out, those that work in the oil (and many supporting) sectors, will be fucked and broke.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:35 | 5654919 rsnoble
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Be patient on the interest rate retirees, as soon as we have QE4 thru infinity

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:34 | 5654922 Troy Ounce
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It was also Standard Chartered who was involved big time in the false warehouse receipt scandal in Qundao, China

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:35 | 5654930 rsnoble
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More like just the only ones to get busted for doing something wrong.  Thought they could be a JPM and get away with it lmao.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:39 | 5654923 Troy Ounce
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Standard Chartered was also involved in the false aluminium warehouse receipt scandal in Qingdao, China in Spetember last year.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:35 | 5654924 stant
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I thought we would make it until fall . That doesn't look good now

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:36 | 5654925 Bernoulli
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Why does nobody care?

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/STAN:LN

Already priced in?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:37 | 5654937 rsnoble
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China vacuum tubes are even more stubborn the US vacuum tubes.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:45 | 5654953 MsCreant
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BTFD

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:47 | 5654959 jmcadg
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I did that at $50 and shorted gold. I'm an expert at contrarian calls :)

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:36 | 5654927 bobert727
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It's all contained

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:53 | 5654966 Global Hunter
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Bobert727 the preferred nomenclature would be "ringfenced".

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:36 | 5654929 nightwish
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Where's the big bad wolf when you need him to blow this fucking house of cards down once and for all? We need a cultural reboot at the highest levels. That means boot out the tribe and let the goy take it from here.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:37 | 5655106 TuPhat
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As if the goy would do better.  Get real nightwish.  There is no one on earth who can take it from here and fix it.  I don't care about their religion or race, it would make more sense to boot out all dishonest people in positions of power.  Then it would all collapse and we could rebuild.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:38 | 5655354 nightwish
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You are for a global monetary system run by a cabal comprised of people of same race, ideology and purpose whose end game is to execute their vision of global dominance at the expense of all other races? Why rebuild in the same flawed manner? The outcome will be the same as it always has been - more theft, oppression and war until they have their way. The system may never be truly fixable or perfect, but we can eliminate the rigged nature of this command market system the world has been enslaved to for a century now, with the primary beneficiaries extending beyond one group of people. No?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:36 | 5654931 TideFighter
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Like throwing your car in reverse after it just plunged off a cliff.

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:49 | 5654962 MsCreant
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It does keep your mind off the fall.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:42 | 5655367 WOAR
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"Hey, if the Blues Brothers could do it, and I'm doing God's work..."

Jamie Dimon, 2015

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:37 | 5654933 Rootin' for Putin
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People do not worry! No matter how bad the banks problems get all the top dogs will still get huge bonuses!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:37 | 5654934 jubber
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I believe Deutsche is holding the North Sea Oil bag

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:49 | 5654965 El Vaquero
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You hope anyway.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:14 | 5655254 post turtle saver
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them along with GS, Mother Morgan, and last but not least Societe Generale...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:38 | 5655565 El Vaquero
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That would be good news if the squid was exposed.  Very good news indeed.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:48 | 5654964 q99x2
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Perfect opportunity for some high profit FRAUD.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:54 | 5654971 MsCreant
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No, no, it's called "investing."

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:48 | 5655383 WOAR
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"WINNING!"

#Bangin7gramBaracks

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 09:55 | 5654976 Watson
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Standard Chartered has a _very_ long reputation (back to 1980's at least - shows how old I am) as being 'accident-prone'.

Unlike, say, BAC which appears to have endless variations on the same theme (bad mortgages), SC seems to get involved in every theme shortly before it falls apart.

Watson

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:08 | 5655005 falak pema
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I'll only believe you if Sherlock does !

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:04 | 5654989 falak pema
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I have a question for you guys on the other side of the Pond:

Canada seems, for the time being, immune to the existential threats and economic doom that looms in Europe/ME/Ukraine and elsewhere.

It seems less vulnerable to a persistent dollar spike that could implode WS highs and bring deep recession to the USA.

To what extent is Canada culturally and economically hedged from this global fall out?

It seems now to stand more on its own legs and not be scared of its big neighbour's economic and racial blues.

True or false? 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:21 | 5655041 Global Hunter
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falak pema, this is something I question a lot myself as a Canadian citizen. I think it could go either way.

In the rural areas and small towns the oldtimers are generally more conscious of being Canadian.  These are generally hard working salt of the earth types working class people and farmers, they have an independent streak.  A majority of our population live in urban Southern Ontario, Vancouver and Alberta (as well Montreal but they are different yet again and would prefer to be less American for certain) and most of these people are quite brainwashed from the years of propaganda.

Most of our manufacturing industry is either American owned or we trade with the USA a lot, if the USA crashes our urban areas will be hit very hard. Furthermore the engine driving our economy the last 15 years has been oil and I am already aware of layoffs in the oil patch.  If the USA goes into full scale economic depression we will too no doubt.

I am 40 years old and came to Canada as a child, I have seen my country change drastically since the late 1980s and even more so since the early 2000s.  Our media including our public CBC is totally in the bag for the globalists as is our education system, but the young people don't seem to be buying it.

If I had to make a prediction I suspect our rural areas and small towns like where I live that have remained more traditionally Canadian will survive but there could be a lot of volatility in our urban areas.  I suspect an urban/rural divide, but where I live the Native Indians, Germans, Poles, Ukes, Scots, Irish, English descendants have been living in relative harmony for generations, I hope this continues.

The cities will probably see some unimaginable tragedies and heartache.  I lived in Toronto for a decade and I don't return there for any reason, a lot of people appear to be insane there to me and the place gets my spidey senses on high alert as it is.  Most of our capital intensive industry will suffer or even close, how quickly we can bounce back and get it working again on our own I can't say but I have my doubts.

A lot of the soul of this country has been ripped out and its on life support.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:03 | 5655198 beijing expat
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Its never coming back and thats why I left.  Anyways it will cease to exist after the next big crash.  The crisis will bring north american union. 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:17 | 5655495 robertocarlos
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No I think the crisis will bring splintered Provinces and States. Quebec would do well on it's own. So would the West. Ontario would go up in flames.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:30 | 5655779 Monty Burns
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Maybe that's what our rulers were working for all along?

Actually you might find secessionist movements growing rather than more globalization.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:13 | 5655245 falak pema
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Concerning the current oil conundrum this is what caught my eye : 

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/canada-oil-sands-operators-dig-in-for-t...

The oil price roller coaster could reverse in say 2016.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:55 | 5655402 Bay of Pigs
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Layoffs have already started and Calgary RE is going south in a hurry. Listings have exploded upward. The whole Canadian RE bubble is very long in the tooth (15 years up), and ready to blow.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:01 | 5655421 Global Hunter
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Falak, I don't know what percentage of our rural Ontario (my province) GDP comes from the oil patch but I know or have come across quite a lot of people that move out there temporarily to work and send money home.  It is a prevelant way to earn a living on our East coast (e.g. Newfoundland) where the economy has always been depressed.  Furthermore a lot of young men who moved out West to work in the oil patch will be coming home I imagine.  

I think it will have a profound affect on our economy overall and as another poster above me pointed out the Real Estate market will collapse.  My father owns a house in Calgary free and clear no mortgage, last February I wrote him a long letter pleading with him to sell up and move here and buy a few hundred acres.  He laughed at me, he is a project engineer in oil and gas and unfortunately we have had a falling out so I don't know how he's doing (we fell out in part because he didn't like my conspiracy theories about the economy).

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:07 | 5655654 falak pema
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...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:05 | 5655655 falak pema
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much appreciated, and sad to see families split on eco-issues. But I guess those are the times.

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:29 | 5655074 TrulyStupid
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Check out the trajectory of the loonie vs. USD and others.... it gives the lie to your arrogant assertion about canada's economy. The biggest existential threat to Canada remains Quebec independence and not some neocon imaginary islamic boogie man.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:42 | 5655127 Global Hunter
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TrulyStupid, judging from reader comments in our mainstream press a large majority of Canadians don't buy the neocon bogeyman either. Out in the real world it is hard to say because generally Canadians don't talk about politics and things in public too much as it is, but I think people have closed up even more since 2001 so its hard to gauge people's feelings.  If I had to guess I'd say a third of people buy into the bogeyman you write about.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:23 | 5655518 robertocarlos
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Loonie can go to 50 cents and it won't hurt us. We might have to stiff the Indians but that's OK too.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:37 | 5655810 robertocarlos
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I was only half kidding about stiffing the Indians. But I did learn from reading ZH that treaties aren't worth the papper they are written on and I've always known that "might makes right".

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:46 | 5670336 TrulyStupid
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If the loonie goes to 50 cents then oil would be at about ten bucks... not likely to happen but if it did Canada's economy would be seriously impacted.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:01 | 5654995 MsCreant
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<--They will let it fail, because bad debts need to clear the system.

<--They will bail it out with taxpayer backstopping of some kind (too many options to mention them all.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:45 | 5655135 Winston Churchill
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They will let it fail,its essential for the transition to a SDR regime.

A lot of phoney USD wealth has to be destroyed, around 90% by my calcs.

Gold will not skyrocket, but retain its price, rather paper assets will be destroyed.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:22 | 5655290 Element
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How is an SDR a resolution or solution anyone will want? What's in it for them to get into another fiat from an odious organization backed until now by USD?

I can never see how that's going to work, or why it will be necessary. The main problem for the US is the total lack of a market asset value mechanism of merit. But other countries aren't mark to model, like the US sham is.

Other countries are already moving away from reliance on that exchange mechanism.

I can't see the allure an SDR would provide anyone.

What if the US sticks with the dollar and faces the real level of its economic capacity, potential and market mess?

I strongly suspect countries will be much happier with that, to make the US, and Japan, and Europe to clean up their acts and detoxify, if these other mechanisms of exchange already operate.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:33 | 5655335 Winston Churchill
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That is the bankers plan.

I see many flaws in it, and I didn't say it would work.I see a forced return of a gold standard.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:43 | 5655363 Element
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Well that would totally screw Australia, huge gold producer, but with no gold of its own. It is not going to move off the AUD voluntarily, but think nationalized gold production. In which case it would again be filthy rich.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:19 | 5655498 shovelhead
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I think when the real bloodletting begins, that the general public who just assume currency is money will wise up quick and won't be willing to exchange one fiat Ponzi scheme for another.

Hunger and destitution have a remarkable ability to focus and lengthen a persons attention span of those who suffer the losses.

Even the slowest of us won't work for another handful of empty promises after the last batch goes up in smoke.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 02:39 | 5658924 Element
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"Hunger and destitution have a remarkable ability to focus and lengthen a persons attention span ..."

 

Nice one.  + eleventy

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:04 | 5654997 Bernoulli
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It's not even 9:00 am and WTI is already another 3% down and Brent almost 4%.

Come on people WAKE UP!!!

The crash is not a matter of months now, but rather of weeks!!!

PS: He who panics first, panics best

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:05 | 5655001 falak pema
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You avatar knew probability !

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:23 | 5655053 SheepDog-One
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This is easy, just remove the energy stawks which comprise 10% of the S&P and replace them with candy iPhone game stawks and such.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:25 | 5655063 TripsTrading
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I think w'll have to wait before the 16th of January before markets resume the downtrend since Dec 26.

See www.tripstrading.com

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:01 | 5655192 JRobby
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It begins

The process to pare down the herd to?.................................?

One?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:08 | 5655223 smacker
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As I recall, Standard Chatered is one of the four UK owned banks defined as "systemic". The others being Barclays, HSBC and (I think) Lloyds. It is these systemic banks that will not be allowed to fail and will therefore be beneficiaries of "bail-ins" if/when it becomes necessary.

 

 

Edit: UK Telegraph article quoting BoE Mark Carney:

http://pistolero.aracari.swift-mail.com/Misc/DT-Carney-says-bail-ins-to-...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:21 | 5655284 buzzsaw99
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BONUS TIME!!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:20 | 5655510 shovelhead
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I lol'ed

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:32 | 5655328 orangegeek
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Time for a list on this site Tyler - could call it, "Zero Remains" - to list all the defaults - would make a nice reference.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:36 | 5655342 Atomizer
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COMPUTER RECYCLING - "How it Works"

 

Pure profit to manipulate the market.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:40 | 5655360 FreeNewEnergy
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MOAR COWBELL!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:42 | 5655368 vyeung
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chump change compared with JPM and the other dreamers. Hello JPM/BofA/Citi derivatives!!!!

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:51 | 5655399 alangreedspank
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I'm curious about all the regional banks around the shale regions starting to fold because oil rig workers just dump the keys on their desk because they just can't make the payments anymore. These regional banks borrowed money from bigger regional banks, which in turn did this then the bigger ones probably borrowed from bigger, non regional, banks.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 08:52 | 5659332 Tortuga
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I'm gonna channel Breitbart here, alangreedspank.

So.

It's happened already 3 times in my short lifetime.

Those that survive with resources, will pick up the pieces, at bargin prices, and engage in the next boom.

That's how it rolls in the oil bidness.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:58 | 5655415 sudzee
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Paper capers. Brent takin out WTI on the downside as I mentioned when pricing was in the 80's. The west is all in on energy so their plan is successful. WTI 75, Brent 35 is my guess.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:00 | 5655427 robertocarlos
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"Gambling only pays when you're winning" - Genesis

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:10 | 5655441 freedom123
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Russia news:

Seperatist comander confirms: Luhansk & Dontesk regions doesn't recieve Putin regime "humatarian aid". He says: "10 convoyes came in, 10 convoyes went out - you know what that means." Putin is not sending humatarian aid... but something else... you know what. Ammo, weapons, soldiers, etc.

http://youtu.be/GAMYmy3sHjw

This so called "russian world" culture:

http://youtu.be/f6TknvqRLR8

Russian Army BPM-97 “Vystrel” and GAZ-39371 “Vodnik” in Krasnodon Ukraine -

See more at: http://lugansk-news.com/russian-army-bpm-97-vystrel-and-gaz-39371-vodnik...

Russian Army BPM-97 “Vystrel” and GAZ-39371 “Vodnik” in Krasnodon Ukraine - See more at: http://lugansk-news.com/russian-army-bpm-97-vystrel-and-gaz-39371-vodnik... Russian Army BPM-97 “Vystrel” and GAZ-39371 “Vodnik” in Krasnodon Ukraine - See more at: http://lugansk-news.com/russian-army-bpm-97-vystrel-and-gaz-39371-vodnik... Russian Army BPM-97 “Vystrel” and GAZ-39371 “Vodnik” in Krasnodon Ukraine - See more at: http://lugansk-news.com/russian-army-bpm-97-vystrel-and-gaz-39371-vodnik...
Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:12 | 5655469 robertocarlos
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My local paper reported that 10 Ukraine citizens were killed today by pro-Russian rebels shelling them.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:28 | 5655486 freedom123
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Unfortunatly that is true. Russian rebels fired GRAD & it hit a civilian bus leaving 10 people dead and 13 injured.

18+ video: http://youtu.be/lpyXf9MKxp0

It's not the first time russian rebels fired GRAD to civilians. Mostly they are placing them among residents in order to use civilians as human shields:

http://youtu.be/JomXgUQi738

http://youtu.be/xaA0I6l9cY8

Average people doesn't know who hit them who is responsible - so than ruskie propoganda tells those people that it was done by Ukranian army and these lies are spread by ruskie trolls. I think you will see them here.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:33 | 5655796 robertocarlos
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Putin stopped paying me. But he still pays others.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 16:12 | 5656753 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...and viedoklis_lv, I mean freedom123, still earns a daily potato for spreading the drivel lies of the Kiev Yatzi Junta.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:55 | 5655588 LongOfTooth
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How the US Propaganda System Works

https://consortiumnews.com/2014/05/09/how-the-us-propaganda-system-works/

 

US Propaganda:  How Corporate America Manipulates the American PUblic Into Unwitting Support for Corporate Fascism

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-propaganda-how-corporate-america-manipul...

 

The Worst Cases Of Government Propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loVqqfJgGh4

 

Government Propaganda Then & Now

http://www.theburningplatform.com/2014/12/06/government-propaganda-then-...

 

Government propaganda and the enslavement of humanity

http://rinf.com/alt-news/editorials/government-propaganda-enslavement-hu...

 

It it now legal to manufacture lies by the government to the public

http://debateneutral.com/now-legal-manufacture-lies-government-public/

 

NDAA Allows US Government to Use Propaganda Against Americans

http://beforeitsnews.com/terrorism/2014/06/ndaa-allows-us-government-to-...

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 14:45 | 5656273 TeethVillage88s
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LongofTooth; Good Links.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:13 | 5655473 GFORCE
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http://investfts.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/dont-be-bag-holder.html

There's a way to handle the volatile markets. The banks and oil companies are guilty of gross negligence in their analysis. The U.S. ramped up production to match Saudi and they expect to hold above $100? History repeats because people stay dumb.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:15 | 5655489 sidiji
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do i care about a quasi UK bank based in HK with a history of rogue trading? no.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 14:05 | 5655874 TeethVillage88s
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It is just Asymmetric Warfare on all your US Assets & Commodities. You know housing, Medical, Credit, Energy.

- Your local corporations take their company public, IPO, Stock, they are now subject to Financial Warfare
- You local City & County issue Bonds, they are no subject to Financial Warfare
- Got Medical Debts for Over Priced Servers, uncollected, you are now subject to Financial Warfare
- Don't like Gasoline & Diesel Prices, you are subject to Financial Warfare
- Got an Open Border, mass Influx of Cheap Labor, Outsourced Local Jobs, you are in Financial Warfare
- No Controls over Ebola Exposure, or $500K in Ebola Treatment Cost, You are in Warfare
- Educational Costs got you down, didn't learn to run a business in College, you are in warfare

Want to hedge your savings, but you got ZIRP/LIRP, have Fraud on Wall Street, Corruption of Financial Ratings, US Corporations don't USE GAAP Accounting Rules... You are in Warfare

Government says Jobs are doing Great & There is no Sign of Inflation, but all of your costs have gone up, heating, property tax, sales tax, housing costs... and record numbers of people are not working or looking for work since the effective weekly wage Indexed to 1982-1984 Dollars is the same today as in 1979. You are in WAR. It is a WAR Against you. The Government doesn't help, the courts don't help, Debt & Bankruptcy Laws are against you, no limit to Interest Rate charged on your Debt or Credit.

War on the Middle Class, our Cities, our Counties, our Energy, our Credit, Our US Dollar, our Food since it is also a commodity.

But LOL Phil Gramm has your Bank, not from the Senate, but from his Bank Job. Robert Rubin, Larry Summers, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan, Janet Yellen, Jon Corzine, Kenneth Lay, Eric Holder, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton have your back too. S/

Weekly and hourly earnings data from the Current Population Survey

Series Id: LEU0252881600

Series title: (unadj)- Constant (1982-84) dollar adjusted to CPI-U- Median usual weekly earnings, Employed full time, Wage and salary workers

Year Qtr1 Qtr2 Qtr3 Qtr4 Annual
1979 339 334 325 328 332
1980 324 314 315 317 318
1981 317 311 304 314 312
2012 337 335 329 336 335
2013 334 333 330 337 333
2014 339 328 332

Constant Dollars, Weekly Earning same in 1979 as 2014.

- Our Leaders are Right!! Lets Outsource more Jobs!!

Matter of fact we need a new Trade Treaty... since we are not living in the Streets in great enough numbers yet...

At issue is Obama’s support for the proposed Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP), which would establish the world’s largest free-trade zone. The administration has touted the deal as a way to boost U.S. exports to Asia at a time when the United States faces increasing competition from China.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-hopes-to-enlist-gop-in-push...

The dynamic, as the White House plots strategy for the new year when the GOP has full control of Congress, has scrambled traditional political alliances. In recent weeks, Obama has rallied the business community behind his trade agenda, while leading Capitol Hill progressives, including Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), have raised objections and labor and environmental groups have mounted a public relations campaign against it.

The administration is moving aggressively in hopes of wrapping up negotiations by the middle of next year on a 12-nation free-trade pact in the Asia-Pacific region before the politics become even more daunting ahead of the 2016 presidential campaign.

1999 - Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act (Phil Gramm, W. Clinton, followed by 2008 Financial Crisis)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 08:49 | 5659322 Tortuga
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Thanks Teeth.

I thought I was the only one that blamed the whore Gramm for the financial chaos we are experiencing today.

 

RICO all banksters, their political whores, and 39,000 of their lawyers, of the last 30 or 40 years.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:09 | 5671028 TeethVillage88s
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Thanks in return Tortuga. RICO & Treason.

The only way it seems to get rid of Politicians is to Prosecute them. Except Phil Gramm was so smart he got out, got a job at a Bank to take advantage of his legislation, probably is near 1/2 Billionaire by now.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:40 | 5655572 Keyboard Kommando
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Top heavy with the Satanic Tribe are they?!?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:32 | 5655781 Ewtman
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Commodity losses blamed but every bank is on the ropes either for bad loans or bad bets. The problems are more visible in Asia and Europe but they will soon infect North America. Deflation can only be ignored foe so long.

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/bank-failures-beginning-to-ramp-up-st...

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/expect-to-hear-the-word-unexpected-al...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:39 | 5655824 robertocarlos
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This oil drop will be worth it if the Canadian banks go down in flames. They are arrogant assholes.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 15:47 | 5656631 Farmer Joe in B...
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Let the equity recapitalizations begin...!!

Saw this with SWN in the equity space (mandatory convertible preferred).  We'll see a lot more of these in energy and banking institutions with balance sheets tilted towards energy. 

As the article alluded, the real question is how many of these deals will the market buy before there are no more bids....??

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 23:07 | 5658459 fibonacci's claus
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this has got to be one of the dirtiest banks around.  next to ncci

do some research on ncci.  i think between 1990 and present every bank in the world has been taken over by the intelligence community.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 08:42 | 5659309 Tortuga
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"Asia-focused bank Standard Chartered is the first (of many) bank facing billions in losses resulting from the crude crash."

 

Breitbart said it best.

 

So.

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