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... we have to deal with a gigantic provocative operation. It shouldn't surprise us because we live in a globalized, increasingly interconnected world. History shows that the far-Right was used by the big capital to impose its interests, especially in difficult times. Now, it could be proved very useful for this "transportation" of the conflict theaters from borders to urban centers, with the help of the narrative about the supposed "clash of civilizations".
Our wonderful Liar-in-Chief!
...and the war on Americans has just begun
Hmmmm.
The ears should be bigger, and lower.
It's only been 13 days into 2015 and we have an equivalent weight/worth of 2014's propaganda already laid down.
This is going to be a gnarly year! Cowabunga dudes, don't let that board slip off yer feet.
And the suicided police chief of Limoges was trying to obtain an EU arrest warrant for Obongo before he arrived for the photo op: http://www.thetotalcollapse.com/french-police-commissioner-suicided-afte...
The ears should be bigger, and lower.
and his knuckles dragging the ground...
I love the statement at the top of the magazine cover. It describes Obama (and most politicians to be fair) to a T.
I was wondering why they were dragging Petraeus thru the mud again. This explains it. It also explains why b. Hussein didn't go to Paris.
Backside 180 kickflip... happy fucking 2015.
Exactly what I was thinking too, Skateboarder!
Especially, after I skimmed through the comments and replies posted under this recent article:
Turkish President's Stunning Outburst: The French Are Behind The Charlie Hebdo Massacre; Mossad Blamed
Those aren't ears. I think the artist was going for a penis and testicles.
choomer in chief
Every nation has one.
... Obomboclot ...
I find the fact that there is a "war on terror" offensive.
I'm a terrorist, you're a terrorist, wouldn't you like to be a terrorist too?
speaking of terrorists, are you guys watching this 330 ramp in action? holy shit, its so predictable its crazy.
The last 60 seconds should be interesting...
All folks are terrorists and my dogs a terrorist too.
My goldfish is a terrorist. my flu virus is a terrorist
My car is a terrorist. My sock is a terrorist. My gum is a terrorist too.
My oak tree is a terrorist. My air is a terrorist.
My water, my milk, my onion and my mountain are terrorists too.
All things are terrorists within and without except Q99X2.
no. no i'm a freedom fighter, you're just a bit of a rebel at heart, but them, well they're real terrorists coz we say so and must be exterminated as they're coming to get you - are you frightened yet?
in fact anything we don't like is a terrorist and justifies anything we do coz it's for your protection (are you terrorised enough to beg us to take all your freedoms)
You forgot that your kids are terrorists in training.
And what does the press do? Why, paint Obummer as being weak by not jumping on the bandwagon.
This divide and conquer shit is too fucking easy.
So... is anyone discussing the "new terror laws" going into effect in France? Wanna bet they also prevent selling those ships to Putin?
"What kind of terrorist...?"
Je suis beaucoup!
tout de vous est etourdi
tout de vous chiennez est etourdi
il fixe
Humour français est très étrange.
J'en ai marre !
Je ne suis certainement pas Charlie
O, vraiment?
Pourquois pas?
parceque Bull shit!
Manger la merde!
(Je suis tres intelligente)
Grimaldus
Yes, 'tis strange.
They really like Jerry Lewis.
Sorta demented drooling dumb shit stuff.....
Jerry Lewis is how they see us.
Does he know he's the titular head of Isis? And the AQAP troupe of bad actors?
Hmmmm...... Heh.... Heh... Heh..... You said "tit". Heh..... Heh......
He looks more like the testicular head of ISIS....
The terrorists simply need two free years of community college. Which is why my new plan....
What should they major in? Woman's studies?
Miffed;-)
Criminal Injustice,
like Barry and Holder.
Primitive Cultures. "Mind if we dance wif yo' dates?"
LOL
I didn't ship you half way round the world for that. Climb those trees and fill those baskets.
Sing while you work if you want.
rips out table....hahahaha
Uzi handling ?
Animal husbandry.
Charcuterie
No, women's dress design...
The Hijab, the Niqab, and the Burqa, the three gravest fashion faux pas statements ever made.
Standard Disclaimer: Or cooking with pork.
They could conquer the world with the burqini....
From the web page...
The BURQINI ™ / BURKINI ™ brand name was invented and developed by designer Aheda Zanetti as part of the early marketing of her product - swimwear which is "two piece like a bikini" and "smaller than a burka" ( a full cover over coat ).
Standard Disclaimer: Face Palm, Epic Fail, anyone care to add anything else?
The burqini wax: No changes necessary. Proceed as is.
That might actually be a good use for that course of study. You may be on to something there...
Want money, then Hvac or Welding...want a lot of shit and stinky trim, then business admin or child care....
At least the cartoons are real.
The banksters need to repay us.
To quote that old warmonger Winston Churchill: This is not the end. This is not the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Those were the original lyrics to "The End", but even Morisson found them to be hackneyed and stilted. I touched her ISIS and Death smiled was his, also. His being Churchill, I mean.
"The End" is one of the most powerful songs, and beautiful, if I may say so. I love Stairway, and Zep, but I think that "The End" puts it to shame. And Morrison, my God, what would have poured out of him if he had gotten it together, got clean, and had not died? Musically, what a tragedy for the world.
The banksters need to repay us.
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again...
I thought he was hanging with Tupac? </sarc>
the DICKFACE is pointing up ... Hard on ? that must mean a war is coming ( or another Peace prize for War saving the economy )
get ready for a DEATH BAILOUT !
I still think they should have a cover with the marchers and an empty chair.
Perhaps with the Obama administration hiding under it.
IMO, this is the only correct thing Obummer's admin has done.
Why you gotta be such a tool of terrorists?
The FED started hitting the Ctrl+BUY keys at 3:30.
Get it green for the nightly news!
The FED, the real terrorists, out in the open.
I love Muslims.......to death.
- O
Now everbody sing.
Drone the Casbah!
Drone the Casbah!
The king called up his jet fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drone those muzzies between the minarets
Down the Casbah way!
Barryyy don't like it!
Does anyonehere pay attention to Veteran's Today? Leo Wanta????
Leo Wanta! Is he still alive, and where did all that $$$ go to?
When just 10% of the populations of the countries we live in find out just how fucking manipulated, and twisted we have been fucked off with, the fucking utter lies, the shit they go to work for..
Just wait till the tipping point is reached Mr NSA and GCHQ, ten percent is a fucking big mark, it wont even take that.
You wont enjoy the people speaking back, or protesting such, will you?
You are going to find out just what the lowest common denominator is.....
Zero.
And on a long enough timeline, it comes to each and every one of us. Choose wisely...
Cunts
THats Rayyccisss
Also presented without comment : Here are 957 well-sourced examples of Oblameo's lying, lawbreaking, corruption, cronyism, hypocrisy, waste, etc. ( updated )
Gotta be a POTUS record !
https://danfromsquirrelhill.wordpress.com/2013/08/15/obama-252/
957? That's just lazy.
Fortunately for the world, American's trust and agreement with the government and it's policies has never been worse. They can lead all they want but they are not going to followed and as for enthusiasm...it is (again fortunately) lacking. More Americans doubt the government now than in the Viet Nam era as I see it...and we were pretty split on Viet Nam. Now it is not a matter of being split on opinion, there are simply very few Americans who wholeheartedly support anything the government is doing. Those who directly benefit from some programs support those programs but there is no grand plan that the USA may ha e that is widely supported....nothing...
Should be titled "Offensive Character of the Year"
"A hey-de-hi-de-ho-de heil myself"!
from the "Producers"..just thought it was funny and apropo..
I thought you were quoting Flanders.
Flanders would have tossed in a couple "diddley's" and a "rooney" along the way....were all good...cartoons and all...everyone knows its Butters.
ie: "A hey diddley hi diddley ho diddley heil myself a rooney"!
I thought he was doing the 'hidey-hidey-ho' part from Miney the Moocher -- Blues Brothers movie:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7i9t2_cab-calloway-minnie-the-moocher-...
God I'm old.
The Flanders reference is funny and spot on.
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What struck me most strongly was the change in the ad that is always in my left side bar for "Arab Women to Love." Lovely pic, dark haired beauty from the rear left, her mini pulled up to to her waist show the hard line formed where that voluptuous ass meets the thigh. It used to be nearly see-through tights, and nothing else covering them. Now there's a big blinking Buy Now sign right where the center of male attention used to be focused,
Methinks this is commercial cowardice in action.
Sure, coulda been part of the original step-wise marketing plan, reel them in by stages, but the timing smells pretty damn fishy to me.
"Presented with no comment" is actually a comment.
Even I, the cartoon messiah, would make a far better leader than our current crop of wannabees...
Standard Disclaimer: Disagree with me, and you'll get kicked in the balls.
"Disagree with me, and you'll get kicked in the balls. "
If it is Obumbler's balls we are talking about, I am prepared more than happy to disagree with you.
Obomber is to me as Wendy is to Stan. He makes me want to puke every time I see or hear him.
Hey the Communist "Crackhead" has to Pray on his Islamic Rug with the "Brotherhood". Didn.t know the ISIL are golf lovers.
http://i.imgur.com/xUpqE9N.jpg
@ secondlaw.
You mean that old 'self interested warmongering drunkard' I think.