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Stocks Ramped Back To Unch From Payrolls Amid Another Crude Bounce

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Sure... why not. US equity markets went vertical in the pre-open and followed through as cash indices opened. This ramp drags stocks back to unchanged from the pre-payrolls level on Friday... It should not surprise anyoine that the ramp coincided with a USDJPY liftathon and yet another bounce in crude oil prices...

Stocks ramped back to 50-DMA and Payrolls..

 

Thanks to USDJPY...

 

Just keep believing...

 

And another bounce in crude...

 

Charts: bloomberg

 

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Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:50 | 5655130 ukspreads
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Bullshit, stocks have been going up all day while oil has been hitting new lows

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:50 | 5655160 PartysOver
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Do you ever the idea the we are watching the slowest of slow motion train wrecks in the history of slow motion train wrecks.  And the Sheeple are standing on the tracks toatally oblivious as to what is about to happen.  Only Q for is when will the impact occur.  Next Quarter, next year, 5 years..........

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:54 | 5655166 ukspreads
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Death by a thousand cuts

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:12 | 5655466 Arnold
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Da bolin fog, be ach

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 12:54 | 5655616 ukspreads
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What ?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:03 | 5655199 1fortheroad
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2019 for sure mon, hang tight.

ITS SO SLOW it kills u man.

bos sorte my friend

 

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:19 | 5655263 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Nah... the Roman train wreck was a lot longer. 'Merica won't even come close.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:45 | 5655136 Chad_the_short_...
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what intervention?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:54 | 5655165 Bossman1967
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Draghi said QE on January 22 regardless of what happens in greece

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:59 | 5655186 DeadFred
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I like to look at EIX, a plain vanilla S&P component with a beta under 0.5. It's a decently run profitable company without any glamor. Watch it during those periods like this morning where we suspect the market moves are all futures/SPY/index manipulations, it acts like a super high beta momo stock. When the arb traders start buying the underlying components this thinly traded stock jumps for the moon.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:48 | 5655141 ukspreads
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This is purely technical trading and the Indicdes are all going for the gap downs created on the 8th and 9th of December

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:48 | 5655147 mpath
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Woody Dorsey from sentimenttiming.com-doesn't think the lows are in. That is based off of his sentiment data. Short against Friday's highs-with lows coming in between 15th-19th. We will see, but this guy is the best market timer in the world-so I will follow his lead. Good luck

http://www.sentimenttiming.com/success-storieslk/

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:47 | 5655148 madbraz
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No bubble...Yellen mentioned biotechs being in a bubble in October, all time high.  Since then the biotech ETF is up another 7%.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:47 | 5655150 Dr. Engali
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Old Yeller just rammed a cookie up the shorts ass. 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:49 | 5655151 SillySalesmanQu...
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"Aye Captain, we have it showing all green again sir, except for that silly black stuff...no need to abandon ship...yet."

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:55 | 5655169 Bernoulli
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Never go full retard

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:57 | 5655178 FreeShitter
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BTFD....yeller has your back until she is told by her luciferian masters to pull the switch, or something like that........

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 10:58 | 5655184 1fortheroad
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THOSE snickry bastards, oh weel

 

lots to do know my brother

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:01 | 5655190 db51
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As Gomer would say, "Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"   Just think how many +350 day Dow Advances are imbedded in these low oil prices.   I'm guessing in the vicinity of a 250 point bounce for ever dollar increase all the way back to $ 100.00 bbl....just do the math on that one folks.   That's another 12,500.   Time to start buying NOW!

 

All it will take is one Shoulder Fired Missle at an oil tanker, storage depot, or pipeline.   

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:06 | 5655213 ...out of space
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eur gbp 

last 7 days

eu open start falling

12(gtm) stop

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:09 | 5655228 thismarketisrigged
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amazing how there are always ''investors'' wanting to buy every mother fucking dip.

 

this shit is so fucking comical, 250 dow pts on nothing. guess they just needed to erase the last 2 days losses

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:11 | 5655244 FreeShitter
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They dont want investor confidence to erode and mainly to squeeze the fuck out of the shorts.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:14 | 5655247 rum_runner
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It is nothing short of comic.  Oh well.  The increase in volatility is a harbinger of the dissonance finally coming to the surface.  I no longer predict "crash" but I do feel like 2015 is going to see new crisis breaking out in various markets.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:31 | 5655322 MATA HAIRY
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ALGOS COORDINATE WITH THE CENTRAL BANKS?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:32 | 5655332 db51
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If I only had the balls to BTFD.  Seriously, this is the same feeling I had when I was making that decision back in high school to fuck her without a condom when she wasn't on the pill and ovulating.  Oh What the hell, this will feel really good for about 30 seconds.   Bombs away.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:46 | 5655380 petolo
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My newspaperboy had some good stock tips for me today.

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:53 | 5655404 Disc Jockey
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What's a "newspaper" ?

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 11:58 | 5655417 Conax
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I've seen those- bums use them for blankets.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 00:16 | 5658649 Disc Jockey
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For some reason I feel compelled to trust you due to your avatar...

Tue, 01/13/2015 - 13:07 | 5655658 Ewtman
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Even though the knee-jerk reaction lifted the Dow this morning, the main trend is stil down and the DOw shoudl resume its collapse soon as the faux euphoria wears off...

 

DOW

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...

 

S&P 500

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