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When BTFD Becomes STFR, Dow Drops 400 Points From Day's High
Who could have seen that coming? The S&P 500 has entirely lost all its "well, stocks just want to go up" gains...
Will USDJPY roundtrip just like yesterday?
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) January 13, 2015
Yes!
What did credit know?
As the entire surge in stocks is retraced on the back of USDJPY plunging...
The Dow is down over 400 points from the highs...
With Trannies leading the charge lower this week...
Led by builders and energy...
As once again, oil's bounce dies...
Charts: Bloomberg
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You don't say.
Yep. The market dropped a tiny fraction. It's a trend. SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone is looking for the exit...probably Goldman, after they told clients to go long
Time for a new STFR Broccoli Man video? "Just sell the fucking rally. It's the easiest thing in the world. If you don't, you are a fucking idiot."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
LOL on the skull and crossbones on the last chart.
it's kinda cute
I think it's a pic of Montgomery Burns
It's HTFB (Hit the fucking bid)
It's all my fault:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-13/frontrunning-january-13#comment...
Excellent.
Sorry, I don't speak the language. What is STFR?
sell the fucking rip
FED will exploit Pavlovian Reflex they PUt traders for BTFD or BTFATH and do the opposite once reflex is very strong to crash everyone to take their money on a way down now.
FED activates their asset saving(ass saving too) pushups every day for 5 minutes to smash the shorts and stop deflating asset values. Every day the market crashes, and every day the FED has to step in a save it with SkyNet algos.
The wealthy have most of the riches stuck in super expensive, bloated assets. But the asset credit ramp is running in reverse, so now DJIA and SP500 are just political tools to protect the 01% and their government protectors.
Stock "market" officially died in 2011. Now stock market is the "Amazing perpetual motion machine for upward valuation of holdings owned by rich and almost famous". Please see the frolicing Tim Cook
Sell the f'n ramp.
Shit, That's Fuckin Ridiculous. That's what it should be, anyway....
Treasury 10 yr auction today - results out at 1 pm & timing perfect for the sell-off.
The primary dealers took rates higher this morning to drive down prices, then with auction results, puked it back up. Buy cheap, sell higher.
30 yr auction tomorrow - I predict same market movements -
Nova
Gotta love the new graphics, especially
les morts bouncde de chat;)
Flash crash.
Cat Crash.
dead cat
MEOW!
I love how many charts, plotted in synchronization, means credit markets 'predicted' it. How about if the credit markets showed all this a day or two ahead of time, not at the same time. That is just volatility!
Should I buy Silver?
REALLY?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE.
BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN TYLER DURDEN, OUR FAVORITE BLOGGER, I HEREBY PRONOUNCE THE INITIATION OF A NEW TERM.
SELL THE FUCKING RALLY, OR HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS:
STFR
I prefer STFB, aka: shit the fucking bed.
STFR has been around for some time. It just hasnt existed for the past 3 years.
And don't forget the RYFFO
I believe it is eloquently translated into:
Rip Your Fucking Face Off
No. Never. Silver is not worth the paper it is printed on...no wait...
Should you even have to ask?
Nah! Stuff is too bulky and heavy to carry around. Buy some shares in silver miners. If they can survive another year you'll triple your money or better. That's a big if though. Then, there is always the possibility that the brokerage houses default, or the government confiscates any account having "strategic metals" as investments. Oh, fuck it!!! Just bury your cash in the backyard and hope your dog doesn't dig it up.
I don't give a flip about silver. wait, heads or tails??
if people keep selling the BTFD, the BTFD'ers will stop btfd. and, that is a world no one is prepared for. all hell will break lose.
bullshit. i'm ready. i don't even care if the clearing house defaults on my puts. i just want to see this bitch burn.
I can only lmfao @ all the zerohedgers cheering for a market collapse while the price keeps going up, up, up. Someday you'll be right, but the stopped clock beats you twice a day.
He who laughs his fucking ass off last laughs best.
If I exit, it will be after the market drops more than 2%, lol. The good news for the Chicken Littles around here is that they're not investing in something they don't understand. It's a lot better to leave money on the table than to get destroyed.
Any investor who's been in the market for years and doesn't freak out on every little move is up over 40% on almost everything he owns. Unless the whole things gaps down overnight he'll have no trouble exiting as a winner. Sorry if you missed the bus, but the actual winners will be laughing best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqPhJb4O8RE
just keep laughing and drink your kool-aid.
Someone is drunk on the punch bowl.
Are you always this late to the party -99 ?
not sure you followed the comment nest correctly.
"the price keeps going up, up, up."
Thats the problem you fool. Prices keep going up, up, up, while real wages are going down, down, down.
No, no, Funny Money- this is good news for you- now your $20/mo DCA into your index fund can buy that many more shares- bullish for you!
I know right? the price of houses will never go down. The Romans are just hiding in a room under the coliseum; Rome will rise again!
This is no roller coaster ride, this is more like bungy jumping
Its hard work keeping a turd afloat,damned thing keeps trying to sink but the PPT is on the case... (snicker)
I'd take some wild volatility anyday, over the normal slow squueze higher we've had these past six years- Zzzzz
Die DOW... Crash - Crash - Crash
all the manipulation is biting them in the ass
... law of gravity?
can't wait for the sequal
and there fighting like hell to contain the phony paper price of Silver from holding the $17 handle....
fucking hilarious...
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS.
http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/silver.php
Looks like silver is finally getting the message. But even though silver is up about 50 cents, all the silver stocks (AG,HL,SLW, etc.) are down. WTF???? Drives you crazy trying to figure this shit out.
What an amazing day. This is going to be one interesting year. Reality, I just feel it, will soon set in. About time.
Soil the fucking rug??
On your fucking rug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQLP1dj_t8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJyYNMzpqO4
Biotech all green! Obamacare to the rescue! Fuck the sick! Rape the taxpayer!
If you aren't in the top 10% get back to work you dumb serfs!
Royal Ball Saturday night in D.C., Dimon and Blankfein to attend!
UVXY anyone? Best trading stock EVER!!! I have traded that so many times and pretty sure every single one was for a gain. It's the gift that keeps on giving. You just have to take your profits when it skyrockets. It we sell off hard tomorrow this thing will explode. Market is looking like it is about to completely CRACK and crack hard.
How about just a bit of modesty Chad. Tacky the way you posted that.
Are you the polite police on here dude? I post on here when I buy UVXY and give my reasons so if anyone follows my plays or trades then you'll see I am infatuated with UVXY because it is the best trading stock ever. You have the ability to trade it too so don't be a little fucking bitch to me dude. I wasn't being cocky. Just extremely excited, happy and full of joy. I love it when the market cracks like this. We were just up 300 fucking points and went red hard while UVXY flew to fucking 30's!!! Lighten up dude!!!!
Have fun being the bagholder when these Ultra ETFs blow up and there's no bid to take your worthless shares off your hands. Hope you're playing with house money
Holy fucking shit, is everyone on here a miserable negative FUCK or what???? I SAID I FUCKING TRADE IT ALL THE TIME MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I don't buy and hold it dipshit. The plan was to buy in the trading day after xmas and did at 20.15, sold at 30, bought back in at 23, sold at 29, bought back in at 25.15 and now it's almost $31 and I will probably sell here shortly. Three times i have been in and out since xmas so don't give me your shit about being a bagholder you negative fuck.
Yeah right. Out of all the nutty posters on here, I'M the negative one. Listen, you're chasing nickels in front of the proverbial steamroller. Ultra ETFs are a great way to lose your shirt. When the market rolls over, these things will be the first to die. You do NOT want to be holding them when it goes down. But it's your money...
Chasing nickels huh? 20 to 30 in a week is chasing nickels? ONCE AGAIN, I DO NOT FUCKING HOLD THEM FOR LONG TERM!!!! I jump in right before a large move and then gtfo. What are you having such a hard time understanding about that? IF, and when the market completely rolls over, i will mostly be in puts. But this back and forth shit, it's much better to use 3xetfs. There's nothing to debate about that, period. Watch uvxy on a regular basis. And boom, just sold at $31.
Just curious, why UVXY?
I am trading the TVIX / XIV pair instead with a lot of success this week and last.
Also long NUGT (bought today after 10% drop), but I want out of this trade quickly (like first thing in the morning Wednesday) as I expect all metals to drop hard by start of trading day the 16th.
It's what I have always traded playing the VIX. It usually moves more percentage points than TVIX(today it didn't at the close). Both are great for trading but TVIX is down there in "close to reverse split" territory. Start watching UVXY every day. That thing is amazing!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeee! Look at that fucker go. Hilariously broken market.
Don't worry.
The American Dream is coming back.
Murka.....FUCK YEA! Rollin on in ta save the muthafuckin Dream now!
"The American Dream is Coming Back"
- Kristina Hooper US Investment Strategist for Allianz Global Investors
In other words, more propaganda and lies to support the greatest fraud market of all time. You want to say the South Seas Trading Co was a bubble, it was merely the template for the even more extravagant fraud of today.
I read comments from that bullshit article. Readers not buying it one bit.
It appears that we have spotted the elusive skittles farting unicorn!
Haha, BAC got stopped out of their usd/jpy long position. They had their stop set around 118.00. Serves them right for talking their book, and then trading against it in the bond and oil markets.
Not a problem! The U S taxpayer is here to bail them out. That has become our highest and best use. Kinda like being one of the cells in a massive battery powering the Matrix. Expendable...
Spoil The Fed's Rave
wow that round trip was fuckn stunning.
No real conviction from the machines early this morning, just short-goosing to create a favorable dump point, so that the end-of-day result for Joe Investor won't look that bad, even though they got 300+ pts of selling. Though VWAP seems out of reach, our hexadecimal friends might try a mild re-loading maneuver to end the day. Would be fabulous for 'price discovery', and rather humorous, if they came up short and the carnage continued ...
STFR yourself. Me BTFD. the NWO is breaking apart. Nukes are about to fly and corporate profits are tumbling. This is one of the best times in history to BTFD.
Nukes will fly along with pigs....
"Look....I'm FLYING!!!"
BoP
Remember the gator mouth algo that kept running wild in different stocks, looks like it has a tight grip on oil futures.
What the hell kind of chart is that?
Can you say goal seeked price targeting.
'I foresaw aall o' dat.' As I pull on my surspenders.
Why does confidence suddenly smell like farts?
We need to talk about Kevin.
Up and down, up and down, up and down...where she stops no one knows
all the Goldilocks headlines from this morning couldn't find enough buyers to keep this turd floating higher?
uh oh, we have a problem....
Buyers? Who is not in that hasn't been in for the past 5 years is my question...? Only central banks buying now and algos ping ponging...
2% swing from high to low. Sounds like the perfect time to sell a lot of gold
What happened to our fake utopia you created fed, where brain dead sheep win. I'm BTFD, HEEEEELLLLLP MEEEEE.
/sarc
Stock rally for today: OVER
Gold rally for today: OVER
Oil continuing to tube: Not OVER
amzn still green lulz
we live, still! [/evil dead 2]
Kevin Henry you manipulating bitch, do you still own those SPY's at ATH. Let me know when you want to cut those loose little guy!
We'll do a number 6 on em!
What's that?
That's where we ride into town, a whoppin and a whuppin everything that moves..
So you rape the women then?
No, we rape the shit outta them at the number 6 dance later on..
Somebody's doin a number 6 here. Get the tomato plants and the dogs in the house.
wow so the fraud markets and real money now trade in tandem with each other....
was there ever any doubt this was coming...?
http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/silver.php
Bank index BKX has been the downside leading indicator for the last 3 weeks, and the DJIA and SPX targets appear now to be down another 2% at 17,100 and 1970, or else at lower lows down 3%:
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=spx&insttype=&freq=1&show=&time=7
Y'know TD someday you're gonna get blamed for all the negative truth.
Suspicious little high-volume 2-min candles on IWM and SPY just before 2, then at 2:08 and 2:16, looks like the machines have arrived, normally with a VWAP dictum, but today they might consider back to Unch a victory, but you'd have to think the odds are that'll be the re-dump point into the close, if achieved. No real help from Mr. VIX or JPY in this goalkeeping play . . .
Guess I wasn't paranoid about those candles, definitely machine-issued mayhem, with Unch achieved as I write, with VWAP in SPY and IWM not out of the question. A dump from here back to the lows would be 'healthier', but it's been many moons since markets were sensible.
I'm following Papi's voice!...wait, now I'm not in the reeds, but in the houseplants? wtf?
First thing on bloomturd this am into work, "market up 230"! Now crickets...then some lame excuse when closing bell summary is spewed this evening. Same shit, different day.
No wonder the Fabian Turtle on that Economist cover looks so pissed. They're watching their precious system and status quo go up in smoke.
Smoke the fucking reefer, brah
Sounds good bruh.
It's closer.
"Who could have seen that coming? "
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/sp-500-indexelliott-wave-update-for-w...
There's a lot more where that came from...
so after the Dow falls 400 point we suddnely get an out of nowhere Crude rally, just no end to this shit.
'Never sell a quiet market after a rise'.
An outside day 425 point, 2.4% movement market like today? Run like hell.
The Fuckers are going all out for a green finish
September 1999|Dow 36,000
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