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The Last 3 Times This Happened, The US Was In Recession

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It's Different This Time... (for now)...

 

When "mother's milk" turns sour...

 

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:48 | 5662958 joego1
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Tyler for President

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:59 | 5663008 Barnaby
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Me for Pres, I'll fight all the Tylers. Slogan: "A chicken in every basement, pot in every medicine chest."

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:02 | 5663022 RaceToTheBottom
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Wait, you mean everything isn't peachy keen?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:03 | 5663028 TheRideNeverEnds
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Yup, its a good thing this time is different or else we may have cause for concern.  

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:05 | 5663036 RaceToTheBottom
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Bullish on depression diapers....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:32 | 5663234 Richard Chesler
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Fuck Tyler, I look forward to exercise my right to vote for the next bankster-selected muppet POTUS.

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:58 | 5663227 Fish Gone Bad
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It is hard to see the difference due to all the official noise.  This year's crop of homeless are growing more fur than last time.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:47 | 5663196 44MagnumPrepper
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Blasphemy.  ALL HAIL CHUMBA.

 

(hail)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:19 | 5663309 fascismlover
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That chart is not going to be tall enough... under the 0 at least

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:47 | 5662960 localsavage
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Can't be MSNBS just said we are doing great and obama is awesome.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:53 | 5662988 Bossman1967
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Our beloved presidents ratings are up yall. He is doing an awsome job and I love this guy to death. His superior knowledge amazes me and without him our country would be up shit creek without a paddle. Hiel Obama.

.sarc? You tell me

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:13 | 5663066 Proofreder
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Awesome, Heil Sarc.

total lies

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:48 | 5662962 FieldingMellish
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When did the US ever leave recession?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:52 | 5662986 MarketAnarchist
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1776

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:12 | 5663286 manofthenorth
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1376

dark ages

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:25 | 5663329 A Nanny Moose
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Dark Ages....post empire collapse. Good times.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:02 | 5663024 MaxMax
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We went into recession/depression in 2006-2007.  We never came out though there have been lots of attempts to juice the economy back to life.  Look at % of the population in the workforce, hedonic inflation adjustments, chained inflation adjustments, the FED's pushing zero interest rates, QE 1-2-3-twist-forever, number of new business versus failed ones, balied-out mega-corps, average income after inflation, taxes (especially property taxes), heck, just look at all the vacant commercial buildings!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 06:39 | 5663925 BeansMcGreens
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This is true. It was not 2008.

Just think, in one more year we will have our very own " lost decade ".

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:51 | 5662973 kchrisc
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Lies!

The economy is doing so well that millions are able to not work. That many have not been able to avoid working since December of 1977.

Quit lying.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

/s

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:01 | 5663016 q99x2
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Be quiet. Don't let the others know.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:52 | 5662979 Just Take It All
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"When "mother's milk" turns sour..."

look, Grandma Yellen bakes some mean cookies, so cut her a break with the sour milk, ok?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 03:05 | 5663757 Jafo
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Those cookies Grandma Yellen bakes have a goodly dose of hashish in them and she hands them out before every FOMC meeting.  Everything looks rosy when the effect takes hold of the committee.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:57 | 5662999 buzzsaw99
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moar buybacks can finance it back into positive territory

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:00 | 5663009 Squid Viscous
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"It's the faulty statistics... they're not capturing the new economy !!!"

 

- Cramer, Lies-man and a bunch of other CNBS cunts

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:28 | 5663136 bnbdnb
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So if its a new economy, this means you have no experience in this economy, which also means every thing you say about this economy and where its headed is just shit.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:05 | 5663029 Barnaby
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Dude. The Chilis never go out of style.

Mother's Milk is an album that might help all of us here.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:11 | 5663463 TheReplacement
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Sometimes I read your posts and wonder if I suffer from a multiple personality disorder or something. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:09 | 5663051 Osmium
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Unpossible.  No one can see a recession until six months after it starts.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:27 | 5663130 venturen
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If NBER doesn't report a recession then are you in recession.

 

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, then does it make a shit

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:03 | 5663256 WmMcK
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Only if it's Catholic.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:43 | 5663525 Ginsengbull
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If a tree falls in the woods, or anywhere else, and nobody hears it, it still makes a sound, but it does not make a noise.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 04:45 | 5663841 B2u
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If a bear takes a shit on a tree that fell in the woods does the shit still stink?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 06:11 | 5663903 BrerRabbit
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If a man is alone in the woods and states a fact and there is no woman around to hear is he still wrong?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:04 | 5663259 ejmoosa
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No, it's not different this time.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:33 | 5663346 Burticus
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If you like your soaring stock rally despite your plunging EPS, can you keep it?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:46 | 5663531 amadeus39
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Yes! Printing and low interest rates forever.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 03:14 | 5663766 CHX
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The end is the beginning.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 04:16 | 5663819 HardlyZero
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Electronics retailer RadioShack Corp <rsh.n> might prepare to file for bankruptcy protection by next month, the Wall Street Journal reported citing people familiar with the matter.

The retailer, which reported a bigger-than-expected third-quarter loss last month, warned in September that a bankruptcy filing was a possibility.

Salus Capital Partners had said it would provide $500 million to RadioShack in a kind of debtor-in-possession loan used by companies to fund operations in bankruptcy, the Wall Street Journal previously reported.

RadioShack's shares have fallen nearly 60 percent since its bankruptcy warning through Tuesday's close.

http://www.businessinsider.com/r-radioshack-prepares-to-file-for-bankrup...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 04:46 | 5663843 in4mayshun
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Maybe Sears can rent some of their floor space to Blockbuster, Bestbuy, and Radio Shack and then unveil some kind of re-branding campaign. They could change the name of the store to Obsolete.

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