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Markets Turmoiled But Crude 'Buying Panic' Lifted Stocks "Off The Lows"

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When Retail Sales data hit this morning...

We felt a great disturbance in the Keynesian Narrative Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

 

 

Whocouldanode that collapsing oil prices were not unambiguously good for everyone... The day's narrative was set by disappointing retail sales and selling across every sector ensued as Treasury yields hit record lows, copper crashed, and crude oil pushed back to cycle lows...

And then this happened!!

Crude spiked 7% into the OPEX close (on absolutely no fundamental/news catalyst at all)...

 

But Energy credits pushed back wider to close to record high levels of risk...

 

Do not look at this chart if you think Energy is fixed...

 

And that rescued everything "off the lows" - somehow making CNBC comfortable that all is well...

Dow dropped almost 700 points from yesterday's highs

 

But everything bounced with crude into the close...

 

And of course the Energy sector ripped (along with Utes!) but financials really ugly...

 

as the big banks catch down to credit's discomfort...

 

Year-to-date, stocks remain in the red...

 

Stocks bounced off the December FOMC level...

 

USDJPY did its best but stocks took a while to get into the game...

 

Stocks once again caught down to bonds... but once again tried to escape reality this afternoon...

 

Treasury yields spiked lower to record lows for 30Y...

 

The USDollar slipped lower led by JPY but note the USDJPY ramp that lifted stocks...

 

Gold and Silver flatlined again but copper (crashed) and oil (spiked) were the big movers...

 

But Copper's crash was epic...

 

and then there's Blackberry... lifted on Samsung sniffing rumors...

 

and then there's Nattie!!! WTF

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:09 | 5661842 i_call_you_my_base
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Looked like a lot of rigging went on today. Good job, criminals.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:21 | 5661898 NoDebt
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How did we get through the day without an article about BitCoin's crash?  

Satoshi just got whacked ANOTHER 20% or so today.  Couldn't happen to a nicer troll.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:27 | 5661925 wallstreetapost...
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hahahaha..... ahhhh foneystar....  Satoshi loves the cock.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:28 | 5661933 whotookmyalias
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Talking about bitcoin values is like talking about Chuck-E-Cheese increasing the cost of its games to 2 tokens.  Somewhat related to real money, but not as much as some people wish.  And I learned years ago that wishing extra hard doesnt' make it come true.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:39 | 5661983 MarketAnarchist
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Agree.  At the end of the day, bitcoins are dependent on electricity and networks.  Gold is not.   

After the collapse, good luck bartering your bitcoins for food.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:48 | 5662032 max2205
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Got gas?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:04 | 5662110 SoilMyselfRotten
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Or it's a head fake to wrangle in a few more sheep for the shearing

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:16 | 5662161 JungleCat
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ZH gave us lots of charts - great for these uncharted waters!

Today's special aboard the S/S Keynes: bankster soufflé. Enjoy.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:30 | 5662211 Squid-puppets a...
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can anyone imagine 3 months ago reading a headline about oil surging in price, only to read further that this surge still hasnt resulted in a figure over $50. sheesh

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:55 | 5662289 kaiserhoff
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Yaz,

Always trade with tight trailing stops..., and see what happens.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:41 | 5662240 Tall Tom
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Got gas?

 

 

Naaaahh. I may have some indigestion as a result of this ride. But I do not have flatuence as of yet.

 

So the Plunge Protection Team is now buying Oil...That was expected. Do not fret. They will never run out of money. They will just do some creative financing to get MOAR.

 

Yes by the time that this is all over your Federal Reserve Bank will have bought it ALL (Homes, Oil, Commodities, Factories, ANYTHING OF REAL VALUE.)..they will have BOUGHT YOU, SLAVE.) and the entire transfer of Wealth will be complete.

 

They can create worthless Fiat while you cannot. It is just a sad truth.

 

And you will sell them everything, hoping for survival for just another day, hoping that something will change...

 

...and it will not change until you ACT.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:09 | 5662351 Squid-puppets a...
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the fed arent the only creators of phoney credit

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:42 | 5662476 Escrava Isaura
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Tom,

This oil price collapse is worse than 2008 subprime. No Plunge Protection Team or TARP can rescue the coming losses.

 

Also, all the currency debasement worldwide to offset the losses from cheaper oil revenues.

 

The world is about to have an oil (Petrodollar) sub-prime-moment.

 

This divorce will get ugly…….. There are too many (7 billion) dependents on the hands of few banksters.

 

Good luck collecting it.

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:09 | 5662592 Tall Tom
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They have entire armies at their call and beckon.

 

The Military Forces are deluded by propaganda into believing that what they do is right.

 

The masses in the United States have been thoroughly indoctrinated through propaganda that our fine military forces can do no wrong.

 

They support torture.

They support racism.

They support war.

They support that which is evil.

 

Maybe there are some domestically that may make a stand. Maybe not.

 

You are right that it will become ugly.

 

Global War for limited resources is upon the event horizon.

 

The Globalist Banksters believe that they can win a Thermonuclear War.

 

There will be billions dead on a burned out World.

 

AS TO UNFINISHED BUSINESS...

 

You did not answer my question last night so I will propose it once again.

 

As I wrote the average Arab is no less intelligent than the average American. This is, now, the third time which I wrote it.

 

I do not believe the fabricated data.

 

Are you a racist?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:34 | 5662690 Four chan
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i would say the average arab zombie is a good sight more stupid than the average american, and they are dumb as fuck.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:29 | 5661937 Bunghole
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BTC is in a slow death spiral.

Go ahead and jump Fonestar.  Those shares you bought at $500 aint looking so good.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:31 | 5662205 itchy166
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I have a BTC denominated car loan :)

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:41 | 5662246 Citxmech
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Who underwrote that?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 12:09 | 5665107 itchy166
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THere are multiple different person to person websites where you can take out BTC loans - my car loan had 137 investors..

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:42 | 5662242 Citxmech
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Fonestar/Ghoat-Rider/Anal-OG/Bovine-Reuptake-Inhibitor is hating it today.

Poor bastard.

His ass must be killing him.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:09 | 5662360 Bay of Pigs
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And where the fuck is the Fonestar Brigade anyway? If gold or silver went down 38% in two days (yes, that is correct), those guys would be going absolutely nuts here.

Paging Exponere Mendaces, CH1, Haole, and countless others to explain BTC's utter collapse. Quite frankly, I'd like an honest explanation on this as I don't follow Bitcoin at all.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:39 | 5662235 Groundhog Day
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What happened to Reggie's Ultracoin?  Did he ever get that off the ground

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:51 | 5662735 kaiserhoff
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Alas, Reggie had poor timing. 

Some of us tried to buy a few puts.  God knows who we would have collected from;)

Never happened.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:48 | 5662484 Yen Cross
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https://bitcoinwisdom.com/    $175.00 usd

 Nice catch N/D

 Copy the url/ and paste it in your browser. They're blocking Z/H. For obvious reasons.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:25 | 5661922 FrankieGoesToHo...
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And rig count is down huge in the past couple of weeks!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:08 | 5661850 Ned Zeppelin
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And Voila!  Volatility. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:18 | 5661884 Alea Iactaest
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What's the problem with retail sales? That NotJimCramer guy needs to read something besides ZH. Marketwatch tells me everything I need to know:

 

Why Retail Sales Aren't That Dismal

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-retail-sales-arent-that-dismal-2015...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:56 | 5662076 Bell's 2 hearted
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what a bunch of hooey

 

i read the NRF statement and census report

the unadjusted number (ex vehicles and parts) for nov/dec was up only 3.5% year over year (did NRF round up? ... hoo the eff knows ... drill down and exclude restaraunts or whatever else might make number look bad?)

 

the FACTS

 

Big miss to "expected"

november retail revised DOWN

october retail revised DOWN

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:35 | 5663350 NIETSNEREM
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I tried explaining to a colleague of mine today that if a family budgets say, $100 per month for gas and only spends $50 of it, they have $50 to spend on other stuff. But they are still only going to spend the same $100 per month. The fact that the price of gas declined didn't give them an EXTRA $50; only the Fed can money appear out of thin air. He looked at me with glazed over eyes; poor thing.  

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:02 | 5663574 Axenolith
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I actually heard commentary today that the "average American" was NOT spending that savings.  That would be an awesome trump on the FED/Banker ass demons.  Imagine, Americans starting to get the scam environment and switching to paying off debt, i.e. taking their ball and going home. We can hope...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:09 | 5661852 TheRideNeverEnds
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Blackberry will put this market on its shoulders and carry us to the promised land! 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:10 | 5661854 SheepDog-One
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We rigged some shit.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:37 | 5661964 kliguy38
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you like your shit......you can keep

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:24 | 5661912 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Some folks rigged some stuff.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:25 | 5662190 Greenspazm
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Those charts look as ugly as a Walmart shopper's ass crack.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:12 | 5661855 mtndds
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I knew the market would ramp up from the lows at the end of the day.  Too phucking predictable.  Rinse and Repeat.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:39 | 5661980 eclectic syncretist
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A managed slide down so far, just like 1990 japan.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:14 | 5661868 ebworthen
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NatGas up 12% in one day?

DOW down 384 to close down 186?

Can you say "volatility"?  Sheesh!  This wagon has a wobbly wheel or two (or three).

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:42 | 5661989 aVileRat
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Minor short covering into the natural gas tape. Most energy shorts are up close to 80%+ on their short trades, vol has led to weak Dx and option pricing in most major baskets. So wait a few weeks, reload after a bit, usually after Feb->April window when we see peak energy mania due to 1.) Reserve report updates (and downgrades) and 2.) M&A or recap financings. Since financings will be spartan this year until 2H16, being short to hope of credit events is excessive risking. When most of the corporates have PDNP which will meet the 43/bbl PV10 cutoff, expecting another 20% downside on 80% profits is negative sharpe.

Ngas was mostly 3 guys, one of which started covering out of the early singapore prints around 1 am. These widow moments happen every cycle. Even if their names are not always Brian.

Just watch the term structure of the most grossly leveraged names, as I've been saying since I started posting as (a) Vile Rat. And dont lose the plot.

The next leg in this tale is picking M&A match pairs, and blowtorching them together.

 

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:10 | 5662132 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Who are the software developers responsible for producing the programs that have rigged the stock market and spy on billions of humans? Do yourself a favor and jump when the thought arrives. Your consequences are inevitable either way. (I dont condone suicide but The truth shall set You free)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:13 | 5662374 Karlus
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Buncha indian dudes locked away in the GS basement. They dont really know/care what they code. Six months later they are working for Merrill on an EMEA platform...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:13 | 5662375 Karlus
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.dub post

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:17 | 5662135 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Dual post up. (Note to Yellen)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:38 | 5662699 Batukhan
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Inciddentally GAZPROM CEO announced that all gas transit to Europe through Ukraine will be shut down,

and if Europe wants Russian gas they'll have to build a pipeline to Turkey from their side.

That's a kind of major game changer in the EU Russia gas trade.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:48 | 5662524 LawsofPhysics
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"Can you say "volatility"? -- please, there is no skim without it!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:14 | 5661874 new game
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my oil don't bounce, hmmm. synthetic bounces, ya thats it.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:17 | 5661881 Ima anal sphincter
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I miss Francis Sawyer.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:18 | 5661892 NoDebt
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Are you Francis_Sawyer?  I suspect not.  You wouldn't have left out the underscore if you were.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:21 | 5661902 Ima anal sphincter
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Well...... I have a certain connection. First might be last - Last might be first.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:24 | 5661919 NoDebt
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Tell that crazy anti-semite we said hi.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:03 | 5662336 kaiserhoff
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Kind of a Johnny One Note,

  but one funny Some Bitch;)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:29 | 5661931 ceilidh_trail
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and Akak

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:10 | 5662130 Callz d Ballz
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and Fonzanoon

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:14 | 5662150 Simplifiedfrisbee
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Akak was an original ZH warrior who fizzled out towards the end. His insight towards the end of his ZH career was similar to T Mosley now.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:11 | 5662365 fuu
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I miss Tyler.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:16 | 5662379 Bay of Pigs
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He is doing fine. I emailed him the other day. He hasn't lost a step.

And we all missed on the abiliity and power of CB's to distort and manipulate the markets. Nobody knows where we are going now.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:51 | 5662530 jmcadg
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That's quite a who's who of ZH. slaughterer, Akak, slewie, fonzanoon, Francis, T Mosley. Are they all gone?

:(

If we lose Jack Burton, InTheMix96, CD, and about a dozen more. Sad times will have truly arrived at ZH, as well as the outside world!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:05 | 5662782 Yen Cross
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 We've lost some good folks...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:39 | 5662933 Ima anal sphincter
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Good or bad, I've learned from them all. ZH as a whole, has enlightened me more than any site out there.

Who would I put in the top 10?

TruthInSunshine for one.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:49 | 5662528 LawsofPhysics
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LOL!!!  What memories.  Someday I will find T Mosley.  It shouldn be too hard, his house is made out of PMs.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:16 | 5662156 walküre
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and slaughterer

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:27 | 5662194 Greenspazm
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slewie the pie-rat

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:39 | 5662250 Citxmech
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I kinda miss Mathman and all his "It only costs $5 to dig Silver out of the ground" BS. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:53 | 5662279 jomama
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B9K9

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:17 | 5661882 Yen Cross
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That (divergent)move in the usdx and usd/jpy vs equities and bonds today is probably indicative of some upcoming announcement that has been leaked.

 Something doesn't add-up. Maybe the ECB( Draghi/ Nowotny) is going to tapebomb the markets in the middle of the night?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:31 | 5661946 spastic_colon
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agree...somebody is privy to something, very strange feeling that goes beyond expiration and holiday weekend explanation.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:52 | 5662053 MauritiusGold
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whatever it takes....

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:18 | 5661886 fuu
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How much did that 7% ramp fest cost in oil? Anyone have a guess?

I ask only because today people had something better to do with $10 billion in cash than hand it to the fed for a day.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:23 | 5661904 FieldingMellish
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Indian wedding season starts tomorrow. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:30 | 5661935 disabledvet
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You can get 1929 in oil....

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:51 | 5662062 stant
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Well copper says its going back in the toilet tank as fittings where it's nice and quiet and cool . To much noise out here in NSA land

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:58 | 5662083 Casserole of no...
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So, retail sales are down because oil crashed? I didn't realize that oilmen in ND and Texas gifted enough hookers and blow to effect the numbers. ZH got all the causations wrapped up.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:02 | 5662097 Hubbs
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Now we just need to wait for the other shoe to drop, namely next week's late wee into the morning hours  naked short gold options.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:03 | 5662107 NoWayJose
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The only way to know if this bounce is real is to see if Goldman comes out with a bullish oil forecast!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:48 | 5662260 optimator
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Better way is to find out when Goldman stops leasing tankers to store oil.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:06 | 5662116 NoWayJose
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Choose your reason -

Options expiration

Draghi leaked some QE news for next week

Goldman covered their shorts

Saudis changed their mind and will cut

The weather!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:46 | 5662256 Soul Glow
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Draghi leaks more QE news than he leaks diarrhea out of his asshole.  And that's a lot.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:07 | 5662125 jubber
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All US futures bright green 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:25 | 5662182 Simplifiedfrisbee
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All this fancy talk by vile and yen... Classic rinse and repeat sideline hustler vocab.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:39 | 5662224 db51
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I filled up all of my farm diesel tanks today (4,000 gallons) @ 2.00/gallon.   I think they are going to goose oil like there is no tomorrow, by spring we'll be knocking either on $ 75-85.00/bbl oil or WWIII will be well underway.   I get sick to my stomach watching these fucking riggings every fucking day.   

 

Watching Fallof the 3rd Reich on Dish.....Jesus, if only we could line up the bankers and politicians like the Russians did the Nazi near the end.   Millions of sacrificed lives to Hitler and his minions, and the population that bought into the propaganda of how great it all was before the Big Lie became apparent.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:36 | 5662226 Burls
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The crooks have to get all of their options into the money before Friday.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 18:45 | 5662252 Soul Glow
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The Fed went long oil in the spring of '09 and they began selling their positions last summer.  They are still in the market, albeit not to the extent they were when they ramped oil's price above $100/b.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:01 | 5662319 Fuku Ben
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Anyone that is rightfully not taking market advice on ZH will be please to know that I'm not going to say I told ya so with my spot on call for a bottom. At least so far

You may search for my associated paradoxical parody review and analysis of the stars and faux market at your liesure.

Never fear based on that previous fictitious assessment you should most likely have additional opportunities because the outcome desired has not been secured yet. How, when or if you will have another optimal opportunity you will each have to determine on your own. I've already provided you with the where, why, who and what is going on. I suppose I could put it all together in just one chart. But why redo it when the answers are already in one. The astrological chart

Does a parody of a psychic analysis of the stars and purely fictitious links to market events still fall under protected free speech? Or have the global outlaws eliminated this as well under the guise of some bs like maintaining the integrity of the marketplace or national security. It's hard to keep up with all the recent calls to control and silence the masses around the globe lately

Sorry Charlie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk0xqDcHu04

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:29 | 5662435 Taras Bulba
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this may have been noted above but crude spike was probably related to crude option expiration today, burn the shorts.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:42 | 5662493 DerdyBulls
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Could someone please add another chart? 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:12 | 5662605 SweetDoug
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So who was buying?

 

Was it the FED backstopping oil now?!

 

Can we work backwierds on this one and f'gure'r out?

 

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V-V

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:57 | 5663568 NoWayJose
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Went over to the CNBC website to see what they were saying about the big spike and I think I found the reason - "As of early this afternoon I am now slightly net short" - Gartman

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