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Ohio Man Arrested Over ISIS-Inspired Plot To Blow Up Capitol

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In all the drama over the recent terrorist events in France, Americans almost forgot that there is evil, pure, concentrated evil, as opposed to CentCom Twitter account hacking evil, in their own backyard and only the government can possibly protect them from it. Sure enough, what better way to remind them of just this than to merge a deranged lunatic, bombs, ISIS, and an attack on DC all into one.

That is precisely what ABC blasted about an hour ago, when it reported that the FBI had arrested an Ohio man (different from the one who wanted to kill John Boehner) for plotting an Islamic State-inspired attack on U.S. Capitol, where he hoped to set off series of bombs aimed at lawmakers whom he allegedly considered enemies.

Per ABC, Christopher Lee Cornell, 20, of Green Township, was arrested on charges of attempting to kill a U.S. government official, authorities said. "According to government documents, he allegedly planned to detonate pipe bombs at the national landmark and open fire on any employees and officials fleeing after the explosions."


FBI officials said the 20-year-old purchased two semi-automatic rifles and about 600 rounds of ammunition at the shop before officers arrested him.

The moral of the story: don't use Twitter to plot your evil, Jihadi murder plots.

The FBI first noticed Cornell several months ago after an informant notified the agency that Cornell was allegedly voicing support for violent “jihad” on Twitter accounts under the alias “Raheel Mahrus Ubaydah,” according to charging documents. In addition, Cornell allegedly posted statements, videos and other content expressing support for ISIS -- the brutal terrorist group also known as ISIL -- that is wreaking havoc in Iraq and Syria.

"I believe that we should just wage jihad under our own orders and plan attacks and everything,” Cornell allegedly wrote in an online message to the informant in August, according to the FBI. “I believe we should meet up and make our own group in alliance with the Islamic State here and plan operations ourselves." 

 

Cornell and the informant met in Cincinnati over two days in October, and then another two days in November. During the last meeting, Cornell told an FBI informant that members of Congress were enemies and that he wanted to launch an attack on the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., according to charging documents.

 

Cornell then allegedly saved money to finance the attack and researched how to build bombs, the FBI said.

 

Earlier today, while also taking “final steps” to travel to Washington for the attack, Cornell allegedly bought two semi-automatic rifles and 600 rounds of ammunition from a store in Ohio, authorities said.

 

Within hours of Cornell’s arrest, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security issued a bulletin to law enforcement agencies across the country notifying them of the case.

This is how the victorious DHS patted itself on its back: "The alleged activities of Cornell highlight the continued interest of US-based violent extremists to support designated foreign terrorist organizations overseas, such as ISIL, by committing terrorist acts in the United States. Terrorist group members and supporters will almost certainly continue to use social media platforms to disseminate English language violent extremist messages."

Because real terrorists always brag about their upcoming explosive, murderous rampage on Twitter. And now cue to Obama demanding even more power for the government for catching this heinous plot dead in its tracks.

In the context of the stupidity of the above, we can't help but go back to the abovementioned story about a bartender who wanted to kill Boehner:

Ebola, evil voices and the devil. Those are just a few of the things a Butler County bartender cited as reasons he was going to kill House Speaker John Boehner this past fall, federal agents said.

 

Michael Robert Hoyt, 44, was indicted Jan. 7 on charges of threatening to murder the congressman in a plot police said included poisoning his drink at a country club.

 

When officers visited Hoyt at his home on Matson Avenue in Deer Park, they said the plot thickened.

 

“Hoyt told the officer he was Jesus Christ and he was going to kill Boehner because Boehner was mean to him at the country club and because Boehner is responsible for Ebola,” United States Capitol Police (USCP) Special Agent Christopher M. Desrosiers said. “Hoyt advised he had a loaded Beretta .380 automatic and he was going to shoot Boehner and take off.”

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Deer Park police signed a 72-hour hold on Hoyt at the psychiatric ward and recovered the .380 handgun from his home for safekeeping, officials said.

 

At the hospital’s psych ward, Hoyt told FBI agents his supervisor fired him from his bartending job because he had a bad attitude at work and several club members complained about him.

 

“Hoyt was visibly upset talking about being fired and about the circumstances surrounding it,” Desrosiers said. “He believes John Boehner and other members of the country club got him fired.”

 

Hoyt was treated for a psychotic episode about two years ago and was under “significant duress” during that time, agents said.

The spin:

Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said stronger background checks would save lives. “Hopefully, the Republican Congress will heed this indictment of the Speaker’s would-be assassin as a wake-up call to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people, including felons, fugitives, domestic abusers and the severely mentally ill," Gross said.

No words.

 

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Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:29 | 5662443 nuclearsquid
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holy shit, is that F0nestar?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:33 | 5662458 cossack55
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I guess the Bits finally got to him. I rather liked ol' phoney

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:50 | 5662529 Richard Chesler
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to keep guns out of the hands of...the severely mentally ill

 I agree, congress members should not have guns.

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:01 | 5662573 Manthong
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This pervasive and insidious threat is why we need to send a fleet of MRAPs, and a few semi’s full of M-16’s, RPGs, body armor and door breaching explosives to Sheriff Taylor over at Mayberry, RFD right away.

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:08 | 5662586 hedgeless_horseman
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...plotting an Islamic State-inspired attack on U.S. Capitol...

Now that Stalin, Mao, and Hitler are dead, the USA must certainly lead the world in prisoners convicted for pre-crime.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:10 | 5662599 RaceToTheBottom
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His insanity was probably caused by wrestling.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:12 | 5662606 hedgeless_horseman
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At age 20, shouldn't he be in the .mil plotting a US state inspired attack on a Muslim wedding party or something?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:27 | 5662653 Ignatius
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All he would have to do to terrorize my home is hide my coffee, cigarettes or car keys.  Maybe ISIS wannabes are shooting a little high.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:38 | 5662927 Stackers
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Another episode of Bait Car brought to you by the FBI

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:11 | 5663597 boattrash
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Maybe I should send in the reply for Federal Jury Duty, I could be the not guilty vote, as I see no crime here.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:27 | 5662664 BigJim
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 That is precisely what ABC blasted about an hour ago, when it reported that the FBI had arrested an Ohio man (different from the one who wanted to kill John Boehner)

You mean there are people who don't want to kill John Boehner?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:29 | 5662668 Ignatius
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I think it's that "living in a bubble" thing, they think people actually like them.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:58 | 5662997 RaceToTheBottom
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I thought the article was about John Boehner wanting to kill John Boehner.

That would explain the perpetual crying episodes...

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:22 | 5662865 Buster Cherry
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How do you buy a gun and ammo at age 20??

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:16 | 5663607 boattrash
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Age 18 for "long-guns, age 21 for handgun.

In the "Good-Ole-Days", you could order Mil-Surp from the back of a magazine, and have it mailed to your door, regardless of your age.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:30 | 5662665 Ness.
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The cauliflower ear entered his brain and began instructing him to kill carrots.  Carrots are becoming too popular and everyone knows that white cauliflower is rascist.  He made the simple mistake of confusing Boehner with a talking carrot.  It's all good. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:16 | 5662630 Ignatius
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After describing online what he was gonna do - in detail - the heroes at DHS swung into action...

"Get me a script!"

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:46 | 5662956 MsCreant
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Any macho wanna be dumb asses will give them the material they need. No need for an actual script on this one.

I'm more interested in the concept of entrapment on this "man." What was said on the other end of that conversation, I wonder?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:30 | 5663650 TheReplacement
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Why does it seem there is always an "informant" on the other end?  Why are these do-gooder "informants" always hanging around with such dangerously minded "folks"?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 03:42 | 5663780 zhandax
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You can easily tell whether or not the news is bullshit these days.  Did the 'informant' get glorified or fired?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:12 | 5662604 Greenskeeper_Carl
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he didn't have near as much ammo or bomb making materiel as they say. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he had an old shotgun with a few corroded rounds of buckshot, and a bag of fertilizer in his garage, and said he hated the govt. And somehow it morphed into this.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:55 | 5662747 booboo
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Sling shot, two rocks and a bag of ScotsTurf Builder.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:23 | 5662870 Lone_Star
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I'm inclined to agree where's a 20 year old gonna get $3.500-$4,000 for ammo alone. Was he using his college loan?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:29 | 5663653 TheReplacement
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You shooting gold plate or what?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:14 | 5662616 A Nanny Moose
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Because real terrorists always brag about their upcoming explosive, murderous rampage on Twitter.

Resource flooding to disguise, or distract from truly damaging activities. (ie. all that SYN/ACK activity is just filling your logs, distracting you from the slow drain of critical data.)

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:09 | 5662593 logicalman
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CONgress members? I wouldn't let most of 'em out of the house by themselves!

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:31 | 5662448 foodstampbarry
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nbc linking him to the tea party... 5,4,3,2,1...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:38 | 5662479 Schmuck Raker
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"Flag, flag, everywhere a flag."

"Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the flag."

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:49 | 5662522 MalteseFalcon
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All these guys are now "stopping at the gun store for semi-automatics and ammo" before getting caught.

Apparently "school shootings" aren't working anymore.

Obama is a lame duck and should resign.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:59 | 5662561 trader1
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how do they spin that story if he's slanging terms like jihad?

unless you are equating the tea party to extremism/jihadism...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:32 | 5663661 TheReplacement
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That statement of equation has already been made by both elected and unelected federal government officials.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 02:22 | 5663716 trader1
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somewhat true...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 08:18 | 5664115 BigJim
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Well, god-damm, boy, the link is OBVIOUS!

Them jihadi-ists, well they MOOOSLIMS! And MOOOSLIMS don't drink alco-hol, grain OR grape! So what's they crazy sandniggers gonna drink?

Why, TEA, o' course. Hence... TEA-party!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:35 | 5662465 LawsofPhysics
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Is it just me or are fucking lawyers the only ones profitting from all of this?

FYI- you and I will pay for his legal fees and his life-long incarceration and healthcare.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:42 | 5662491 Bob
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Lawyers often suck, but I'd say the Deep State agencies, consultants, contractors and financiers who groomed this fool as a a true "home grown" terrorist made a fuck of a lot more than they ever will. 

And this is just the next stage of their business plan. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:02 | 5663021 MsCreant
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"groomed this fool."

Up thread, I inquired about the idea of entrapment. I don't think a script is needed. Too many boys out there looking for an identity and manhood, too easy to exploit. There are no rites of passage for young men in our society. Hell, I think I could probably pull it off if I wanted to. I work with college aged folks and there are many lectures I give where I have groups of young people around me afterwards who ache to "do something." So open. So innocent. So eager. It is our responsibility to NOT exploit that energy, but to channel it into something that benefits them and maybe the rest of the world. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:36 | 5663666 TheReplacement
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Naw.  Banks profit because soon we will be borrowing the paper bits to pay the interest on the paper bits we've already borrowed to pay for incarerating people.  Everyday the banks hold more leverage both the people and the govenment.

Lawyers just get paper bits that they have to pay taxes on.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:39 | 5662477 Buzz Hacksaw
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The NSA is not required any more, now that we know the bad guys will use social media.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 08:18 | 5664118 BigJim
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Maybe Zuckerberg should just LBO the NSA and be done with it.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:48 | 5662478 Ms. Erable
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Couldn't they have waited until after he'd done it to arrest him (hopefully during a joint session, such as the State of the Union address)?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:15 | 5662823 Slave
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Kinda surprised they didn't, actually.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:39 | 5662480 Berspankme
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I salute the guy who wanted Boehner gone. A patriot

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:00 | 5662569 trader1
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forgive boehner

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 03:00 | 5663753 trader1
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did the junkers not learn anything from the lessons of charlie hebdo?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 08:20 | 5664124 BigJim
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 I salute the guy who wanted Boehner gone. A patriot

He's just a bit too partisan for my tastes. What's wrong with hating Feinstein and Reid as well?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:41 | 5662485 general ambivalent
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Well they should keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people. And that would be first and foremost every state on the planet.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:44 | 5662500 NoWayJose
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Amen!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:40 | 5662488 drivenZ
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he's come a long way since soundgarden

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:41 | 5662498 ThisIsBob
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Why did the FBI need an "informant" to hip them to what was going on at twitter?  Thought NSA. FBI, CIA, at all, had that shit covered.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:51 | 5662534 Maxter
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It is called reverse ingeneering evidence. You gather evidence with an illegal program, but you cant use that evidence.  So you make something up so you can prosecute him.

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:01 | 5662575 A Nanny Moose
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Yeah, you (FIB) give him the pipe bombs, and plant the seed in his head to blow some shit up. He's arrested and FIB gets to say, "see....you NEED us!!!!!"

Government's over priced janitors can only arrest the monsters it creates. Otherwise they are just there to mob up the grease spots afterward.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:56 | 5662744 Billy the Poet
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If government was your janitor it would crap on the floor and say, "You're welcome."

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:57 | 5662757 booboo
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and send you the bill

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:39 | 5663672 TheReplacement
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and borrow from banks to pay for it before sending you the bill for the debt plus interest.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:48 | 5663398 A Nanny Moose
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Break your leg, then hand you a crutch.....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 08:23 | 5664129 BigJim
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 Why did the FBI need an "informant" to hip them to what was going on at twitter?  Thought NSA. FBI, CIA, at all, had that shit covered.

Proof - if any were needed! that our security services are dangerously underfunded.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:41 | 5662499 NoWayJose
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<<The moral of the story: don't use Twitter to plot your evil, Jihadi murder plots. >>

 

Would this also apply to the Department of Defense's twitter account?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:43 | 5662505 Schmuck Raker
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"...how the victorious DHS patted itself on its back"

Word count: Terrorist 3; Extremist 2

Bureaucracies can't turn on a dime...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:44 | 5662510 nmewn
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Stronger background checks?...lol...he also threatened to poison his drink, the anti-gunners have become a parody of themselves.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 08:23 | 5664134 BigJim
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And where in the constitution does it say you can own poison? Eh? Eh?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:46 | 5662513 NoWayJose
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Interesting that you can make terroristic threats in August and no one will bother you -- but if you buy one of those EVIL NASTY GUN-THINGEES -- THEN, and only THEN, will we nail your ass.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:46 | 5662514 Sofa King
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They always catch the profoundly stupid. It's the semi-retarded and above I worry about...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:46 | 5662516 kowalli
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next one - too many comments in zh...

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:11 | 5663056 MsCreant
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We might as well all start.... well.... anyway....

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:48 | 5662526 kchrisc
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100 TP-dollars that the Federal Bureau of Invention, the FBI, is involved in some way.

The FBI sure likes patsies with the middle-name "Lee." LOL

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Patsies! Get your patsies here!"

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:50 | 5662527 Gringo Viejo
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It's all happenin' in Ohio.

Who knew it was the new SF?

Jim Jones, Charlie Manson got nothin' on the Big O.

Didn't O State just win the national hog callin' contest or somethin'?

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:58 | 5662758 Billy the Poet
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Florida is still way out in front of Ohio and everywhere else.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:50 | 5662531 Yen Cross
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 He's clearly a terrorist. Looks like he's a wrestler. Must be related to the Du Pont family.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:20 | 5662641 valley chick
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+100    My father was sent to do electrical work at the main Dupont house in Newtown Square years ago..was to be for a simple job in wiring a stable and the son was determined to keep him for years. Final project wa a 10 phase security system to include a machine gun. The place was a fortress complete with under ground tunnel and living quarters.My father would come home every night drinking a bottle of malox. Years later was the incident with the wrestler. My father did not live to see it but would not have surprised him. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:13 | 5663072 TheGreatRecovery
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Dupont - the family that had cannabis outlawed, to eliminate competition to its new product, nylon.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:29 | 5663497 Atomizer
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Good one Yen. In tears laughing.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:18 | 5662538 kchrisc
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Now if he had really been able to wipe out CONgress, all that would have happened is that the Zionist CIA, and neo-cons, could have skipped ahead to dictatorship a little earlier.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

And the Zionists could have saved all that bribe money.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:52 | 5662543 general ambivalent
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This person was 'brought in for questioning' for anti-semitism by police after trying to make a point regarding double standards in free speech.

https://twitter.com/dawgfatherphd

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:30 | 5662674 kchrisc
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"Room 101 with him! He will learn one way or another that one does not blaspheme the party, Zion."

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"We've always been at war against ISIS Al Qaeda."

 

Interesting that in Orwell's 1984, the actual areas of fighting are: The war is fought "in the arctic wastes and a disputed zone comprising the sea and land from Tangiers (northern Africa) to Darwin (Australia)." I.e the Muslim world. Did anyone ever see Orwell swim?!

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:52 | 5662545 NoWayJose
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When do Mid-Western white boys get to proclaim themselves a racially oppressed minority?

 

I guess he is lucky that he got arrested and didn't get riddled with bullets or placed into a stranglehold.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:11 | 5662608 logicalman
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If riddling him with bullets would have furthered the 'narrative' better, the fucker would have more holes than a sieve.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:52 | 5662549 dexter_morgan
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WOW.....how convenient. Like getting 2 birds stoned at once. Nab 2 alleged suspect that fit the religious crazies definition, and conveniently enough call for more gun control.  Almost too good to be true..........

 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 19:55 | 5662558 HowdyDoody
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ISIS-inspired? FBI more like. The FBI has prior form at that this.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:02 | 5662572 Keltner Channel Surf
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Another Ohio crazy in the news, twice in one day?  

(Well, it wasn't me -- my beef is not with Boehner, but instead with those that return library CDs without the booklet inserts.)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:41 | 5663519 Atomizer
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Why do you think I left Ohio and relocated to Charleston, SC. Still alot of good people there, but not the state that I grew up in. It has turned into a liberal shithole.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:55 | 5663690 StychoKiller
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"The farms of Ohio, were replaced by shopping malls;

And Muzak filled the air, from Seneca to Cahauga Falls!

A, o, way to go, Ohio."  -- The Pretenders

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:45 | 5663680 TheReplacement
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Is that rayciss?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:02 | 5662574 Son of Captain Nemo
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Night of the "Brown Shirt"s has officially arrived!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:25 | 5663645 IndianaJohn
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I watched a tattoo say a few words. Click.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:13 | 5662607 loregnum
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hahaha once again showing they aren't even trying to mask their bullshit in any realistic way. 

I do like they are moving onto the non Arab people to continue their terrorism fear mongering bs unelss I am supposed to believe a guy named Chris Cornell is middle Eastern.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:13 | 5662609 samsara
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"He had a funny tick lately, and always carried a copy of Catcher in the rye. "

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:14 | 5662614 Budd aka Sidewinder
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'Who's the big winner? Mikey is!'

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:15 | 5662622 Sathington Willougby
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They're good at saving us from naive teenagers who use social media to "plot" against us.  Better shut down Boston after this one bitchez.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:15 | 5662626 rsnoble
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Keeping guns out of the hands of felons is a fucking joke.  Felonies are too fucking easy to get these days and truth be told instead of 1 in 4 people having criminal records it would be more like 3.5 in 4 if everyone that's ever done anything wrong gets caught.

And yes, I am referring to lower piss-ant felonies like threatening to kick some fuckheads ass in the gas station parking lot but never touching them.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:25 | 5662658 stant
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Well Ohio has declare jihad on DC lol. All joking aside they wont catch the smart one that gets them. Just the Dumb ones on twitter or what ever. Still Gota smile thinking the must feel like Adolf after the bomb almost got him. Esp with a depression in the wind

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:27 | 5662659 Equality 7-25-1
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Somebody educated this folker. He didn't think this up all by himself.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:27 | 5662663 dedwengles
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Undetectable Total Mind Control Slave

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:30 | 5662672 Psquared
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Am I the only person who finds themselves censoring their posts?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:36 | 5662693 Barnaby
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Why? It's not like we're using real names here.

Oh wait.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:47 | 5663682 TheReplacement
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****

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:33 | 5662686 Barnaby
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That's a nice store, shot my first Ruger Redhawk there. Other than that, business as usual.

A store steeped in Fed regs will turn you over like a slab of bacon.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:43 | 5662715 swmnguy
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I feel a lot safer knowing the only people plotting terrorist acts are those recruited, suborned, egged on, funded, armed, and "caught" by professional informants.

Of course, I feel less safe knowing such patsies are the only ones the FBI can actually catch.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:47 | 5662718 Ariadne
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He'll probably be more successful at guitar than wrestling. Insh'Allah, fish.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:47 | 5662720 Chad_the_short_...
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This little boy makes headlines yet when the wtc THREE buildings blow up and kill 3k americans, we catch dancing israelis with explosives, videotaping the collapse......... yet nothing done or any media attention.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:48 | 5662725 p00k1e
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How Shakespearean. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:03 | 5662775 Barnaby
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I believe Mr Shakespeare's writers would have writ

 

I trod back to Ohio
The city it was gone
There was no mule wagon
There was no downtowne

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 20:51 | 5662729 QQQBall
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I hope noone runs anyone over. Then there will be background checks to drive, b/c you know it a privilege not a right.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 21:06 | 5662787 Barnaby
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A privilege to drive, yes.

Ride a horse, ride a scooter, ride a fat chick to town and plow her cooter. On the roads they have you, they own you. How can this be news?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:06 | 5663035 me or you
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What a JOKE the 'Federal Bureau of Inept' FBI has become.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:25 | 5663085 TheGreatRecovery
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Not even old enough to drink. 

If the CIA/FBI/NSA/TSA/DEA/DHS "agents" seduced him, conned him, set him up, and now hope to imprison him for a very long time, to get themselves fat promotions, then they are certainly child-molesters.

We have Statutory Rape laws to stop people from taking sexual advantage of under-aged people.  Shouldn't we have Statutory Patsying laws, to stop CIA/FBI/NSA/TSA/DEA/DHS "agents" from taking "false flag patsy" advantage of under-21-year-old people?

If he was set up, then I hope the people in his town respond by finding him not guilty of all charges.  Fully Informed Jury.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:25 | 5663123 Promethus
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Pathetic. These losers are the best threats the $100 billion Homeland Security Administration to justify their existence. Put them in the county lockup with the other local losers. 

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:28 | 5663141 dexter_morgan
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So....how come these genie-asses didn't catch the Boston bomber(s) before the bomb went off?

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 22:51 | 5663208 dexter_morgan
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Dan Gross, president of the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, said stronger background checks would save lives. “Hopefully, the Republican Congress will heed this indictment of the Speaker’s would-be assassin as a wake-up call to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people, including felons, fugitives, domestic abusers and the severely mentally ill," Gross said.

 

 

So, that eliminates all the world's militaries and leadership.

Wed, 01/14/2015 - 23:09 | 5663278 Pumpkin
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The ref must be a zerohedger.  He doesn't seem too upset about it.

 

BTW, where did the chick in the mirror go?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 00:50 | 5663547 Atomizer
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Does anyone know what part of OHIO this critter lives in? Mrs. Atomizer is at one of our homes up for sale. I'm always concerned for her safety.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 01:37 | 5663669 OldPhart
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Has anyone set up a gofundme to help this 'hero' make bail money?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 13:11 | 5663838 zebrasquid
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At least he wasn't too stupid to get arrested. That's something.

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