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Peak Stupidity: OUP Bans Use of Words 'Pig' And 'Sausage' To Avoid Offending Muslims And Jews

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

There appears to be a direct correlation between terror attacks and stupidity in the Western world. The more attacks, the more idiotic the response. Just when you thought the bar couldn’t move any lower, it has. From the International Business Times:

One of the biggest education publishers in the world has warned its authors not to mention pigs or sausages in their books to avoid causing offense.

Oxford University Press (OUP) said all books must take into consideration other cultures if they hope to sell copies in countries across the world.

 

As a result, the academic publisher has issued guidance advising writers to avoid mentioning pigs or “anything else which could be perceived as pork” so as not to offend Muslim or Jewish people.

 

The move was revealed during a discussion on free speech during BBC Radio 4’s Today programme in the wake of the attack on French satirical magazine Charlie Hedbo and its decision to use an image of the Prophet Mohammed on the cover of its latest issue.

 

Presenter Jim Naughtie said: “I’ve got a letter here that was sent out by OUP to an author doing something for young people.

 

“Among the things prohibited in the text that was commissioned by OUP was the following: Pigs plus sausages, or anything else which could be perceived as pork.

For more on the completely insane and irrational response of Western governments to the recent Paris attacks see:

Britain’s “War on Terror” Insanity Continues – David Cameron Declares War on Encryption

French Authorities Demonstrate Defense of Free Speech by Arresting 54 People for Free Speech

 

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Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:35 | 5666728 wallstreetapost...
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Sausage is just the meat form of MBS and CDO's....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666752 Pool Shark
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"Oxford University Press (OUP) said all books must take into consideration other cultures if they hope to sell copies in countries across the world."

Oh, yeah?

What about MY culture???!!!

HAM! BACON! PORK CHOP!

OUT, YOU MUST HOP!!!

Take that, ya fascists...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666787 hedgeless_horseman
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I love roasting a suckling pig stuffed with onions and figs.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666801 Jim Quinn
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So Orwell couldn't have gotten Animal Farm published today.

How Orwellian.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:52 | 5666834 CH1
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Jews are offended by pork and sausage???

Clearly these idiots don't know many actual Jews.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:55 | 5666858 Usurious
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never met a moar hypocritical people than the jewish people.......

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5666879 jbvtme
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oxford university press?  will someone kindly carbon date that fossil?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:59 | 5666885 knukles
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The Brits have been taken over by the Muzzies.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:01 | 5666893 hedgeless_horseman
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Julia Child is rolling over in her grave.

The Way to Cook
Julia Child, $    26.00

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:18 | 5667024 wee-weed up
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Oink! Oink! Bitchez!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:58 | 5667249 Killer the Buzzard
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Wait... what if it's a beef sausage?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:45 | 5667481 SuperRay
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If those assholes can't appreciated a roasted pig (a la hedgeless's picture above), they probably want to outlaw orgasms too.   Pleasure and love are threats to the state!  That's why you can't have pot or any other drug, unless you become dependent on the pharmaceutical industry.  They're working on the sex part - lots of young adult men just play video games and jerk off, if they even do that.  

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:33 | 5668066 Handful of Dust
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Wait just one second HH; That "dinner" bears an uncanny semblence to my lost pooch, Lassie....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:49 | 5667500 nmewn
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So here we go again, Oxford University Press in the true spirit of freedom of the press, speech and "higher learning" is getting into the censorship business (as if they weren't already).

Whats next, is one of the pillars of "higher learning", equality & tolerance for all (Duke University) gonna ban Chick Fillet from its campus because the CEO dared voice HIS opinion?

Oh...wait, they did ;-)

At least Duke did have second thoughts about broadcasting the Muslim prayer from the Chapel Tower:

"CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Duke University canceled Thursday a plan to use the tower of its chapel for a weekly, amplified Muslim call to prayer.

In a press release, the university said it reconsidered the plan announced the previous day and Muslims instead will gather on the quadrangle before heading into a basement room in the chapel for their usual, weekly prayer service."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/15/duke-muslim-prayers/21821535/

Its some sorta weird PC learning curve they're going through...or sumpin.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:38 | 5668086 Handful of Dust
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I spend a year at Duke awhile back and spoke with some old friends there. 'Furious" would be an understatment they would even consider this. I wonder how the Riyadh or Islamabad folks would feel if we requested some Sunday Church chimes to be played from Abdul's Tower?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 22:35 | 5668354 nmewn
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lol...its not only that, its the awkwardness of the PC "intellectual crowd" in tryig to promote one religion, while prohibiting/banning the voluntary association of students (or business transactions) with another.

An alien dropping down from space would think the cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo actually own Chick Filet...lol...at the same time, the religion they now seek to appease, consider "gays & lesbians" (who "enforced" and screamed bloody murder in order for the school to ban Chick Filet from the Duke campus) something less than themselves.

Its really fascinating watching these best & brightest teachers of our youth tying themselves in knots over this.

A "classic education" into how the elitist progressive mind works (or doesn't in this case) with lifes intrusions into their bubble reality.

Its really good stuff, viewed through the correct prism ;-)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 00:44 | 5668829 Element
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Well at least it's still OK to cut to tip of a male baby's dick for no reason, nothing offensive about that.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:04 | 5666914 Richard Chesler
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Convey convey convey convey convey convey 

convey convey convey convey convey convey 

convey convey convey convey convey...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:26 | 5667071 WTFUD
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7/10 Brits are as THICK as Pig Shit. Don't you see who is PM of this country? Say no fucking more.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:16 | 5667960 Rakshas
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your ratio probably applies to those who feel some sense of pride at having a monarchy - though they often refuse to admit it deep down they still adhere to that ruled class thinking; personally anybody that claims to be king had better have curly fries and Whoppers on the menu.......

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:37 | 5667455 jez
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Time to ban "Ox" as well.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:59 | 5666871 jbvtme
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moved

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:55 | 5667232 teslaberry
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i just ate 5 sausages today, pork sausages. 

i'm as jewish as they get. ashkenaz secular new yorker. 

 

saying a jew is not jewish because he eats non-kosher food is like saying a catholic isn't catholic because he doesn't believe in the trinity, that jesus is god , or the son of god. 

 

no, he's still catholic in my book if he was raised catholic and affiliates in any way with the catholic community. 

 

yea. and for those of you who want to hate on jews on zh, go ahead. we've been dealing with you anti-semites for a long long time. that's the price we pay for being jewish......

then again, plenty of you anti-semites even have jewish blood in you. should you find this out one day, your heads will explode like dave chappelles skit where a bunch of white folks see a black blind klu klux klan member who thinks he's white skinned take off his mask.  probably the funniest racial skit i've ever seen. 

 

bring it anti-semites. bring it. tell me how jews control the world and control everything. and how you hate jews and blablaba zionists blablabl x y z. 

i'll stuff some piggy in your pie hole. 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:42 | 5667470 logicalman
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I'm an equal opportunity religion hater.

They are ALL bullshit 'divide and conquer' techniques.

Here's a question, though.

Why isn't Catholicism a race, or Pastafarianism?

But then race is just another 'divide and conquer' technique.

I belong to a race....

The human race.

I stay clear of the rat race, because, even if I were to win it, I'd still be a rat.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 20:04 | 5667568 The Blank Stare
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Norman Gary Finkelstein might not agree with you: Finkelstein argues that the spectre of a "new anti-semitism" has been invented by supporters of Israel to brand any serious criticisms of Israel's human rights abuses as anti-semitism. The aim, Finkelstein contends, is to silence criticisms of Israel policies and to provide a cover for that country's expansionistic and illegal policies in the Palestinian territories.

 

So maybe we're not so stupid or "rasist" as you wanna believe. Anyway, if someone offends you personally, you can always lawyer "yourself" up.

 

"Common Dreams’ website traps Hasbara troll spewing anti-Semitism "

http://mondoweiss.net/2014/08/hasbara-spewing-semitism

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 20:24 | 5667681 CH1
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Ooh LOOK... you found a silly Jew!

So, SO lame.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:24 | 5668012 Againstthelie
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Shulamit Aloni, former Israeli minister admits:

"Anti-semitic, its a trick we always use it"

http://youtu.be/D0kWAqZxJVE

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:17 | 5667964 Againstthelie
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Berry,

since when are Catholics a people? Or if the two religions are equally in that regard, are Jews not a people? If Jews are not a people, why do Jews themselfes claim they were a people? And if it's "only a religion like Catholicism" why does AIPAC insist on the Jewish nation state of Israel? And why does the Halacha make being a jew dependent on the descent from a jewish mother?

You need to learn to stop talking so much not on Ziomedia, because when you confuse the Goyim here they could raise questions. Therefore you either need to learn the hasbara trolling or to shut up and rely on the one way "communication" in the Zio-media, where no such questions can disturb the matrix.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 22:11 | 5668244 Frankie Carbone
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My colleagues from our company's center in Israel came over here last March and the first thing they asked was to be taken to a BBQ joint for baby back ribs. I kid you not. The next night? Shrimp and Lobster. 

Half are NOT kosher but they have a kosher political correctness over there that will get you socially ostracized if you violate it. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 22:12 | 5668250 TruthHunter
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Muslims are only offended if you call THEM a pig.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:55 | 5666844 Pool Shark
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I suspect they're just pissed-off that their religion won't let them eat all the best foods:

Crispy, smoked bacon; cooked 'till it's still slightly 'wiggly.'

Succulent, honey-baked ham slices with brown sugar/clove glazing.

Grilled pork medallions with spicy, Texas-style barbecue sauce.

Fried pork chops with fresh apple sauce on the side.

Not to mention the shellfish:

Piggyback shrimp: Jumbo shrimp marinated in a hot, sweet chilli sauce, wrapped with a bacon slice and broiled to perfection.

Okay,... now I've done it,... I'm hungry. Think I'll go out for some PORK & SHELLFISH tonight...

 

[Judaism & Islam: Sorry, but from a dietary point of view; it sucks to be you...]

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:22 | 5667044 Uncle Remus
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clam chowder

shrimp gumbo

bacon swiss steak burger

pork rinds

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:37 | 5667452 Pool Shark
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Mmmmm...  Pork rinds...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 20:00 | 5667554 nmewn
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I guess enviro-vegans are really screwed, no beef, pork, dairy products etc...nothing but seaweed & grass. No wonder they're so surly, they probably fret about killing & eating anything organic too ;-)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:12 | 5667936 StychoKiller
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Hmm, inorganic food -- the planet seems to be covered in it!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:27 | 5668020 emersonreturn
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nmewn, no to the seaweed as well, thanks to fuku, although instead of saying fuku they say it's the mercury...so no seafood.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:39 | 5668094 Handful of Dust
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You guys just don't know how tasty pickled krill is ....

 

/sarc/

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:40 | 5667126 JungleCat
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You forgot ribs of all types and preparations. And just to honor OUP, let's wrap them ribs in bacon.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:08 | 5666956 clade7
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"White Castle" and "Cracker Barrel" are racist against whites under these parameters...and as for "Joo in the Box" fuggetaboutit!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:26 | 5668028 Rakshas
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Hey man ain't no shame in being a Crakka actually the only shame is we don't play whack fuck with the heads of any pius mothafukka that stands at a podium and tells us not to be racists whereas they be the most racist assholes out there normally and only exist because of the hate they foster.....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:21 | 5667050 stopcpdotcom
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"

So Orwell couldn't have gotten Animal Farm published today.

How Orwellian.

"

Brilliant!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:47 | 5666802 Overfed
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There was a guy up the road from where I live in FEMA region X who used throw a huge party every summer, pretty much for anyone who wanted to come. It was BYOB, but he provided the eats. Each time, he would roast a huge whole pig, outdoors over a fire pit, and it would come out damn tasty. Good times.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:19 | 5667033 August
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Yep.  Say what you like, but those Region X guys know how to roast a pig.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666811 Bangalore Torpedo
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So is this pre- or post-enema?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:53 | 5666831 hedgeless_horseman
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Post fast, definitely.

An epicurean and physician friend of mine that is a serious wine enthusiast has been fasting every Thursday, and feasting nearly every weekend for decades.  He says it helps prepare his pallet, and he is very healthy.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:49 | 5666815 DutchR
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Never figured you for an apple fanboy ;)

 

 

hotdam, waters my mouth.....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:51 | 5666838 Analyse2
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Sad picture ...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:01 | 5666888 DutchR
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B12

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:00 | 5666898 Pool Shark
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Delicious picture ...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:59 | 5666873 Uncle Remus
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Arnold? WTF?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:02 | 5666921 hedgeless_horseman
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I thought you might recognize the Texas State inspection tattoo on his fat little neck.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:14 | 5666988 Uncle Remus
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Nope.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:53 | 5667213 Karaio
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Putz!

A que ponto chegamos!

Hoje no almoço minha mulher fritou suculentas bistecas de porco.

Mostarda Heinz sempre coloco por cima de cada pedaço cortado com faca no meu prato.

O restante do prato era arroz, feijão preto com pedaços de couro de porco e linguiça (quase uma Feijoada brasileira), uma farofa de ovo (frita o ovo e coloca farinha de mandioca) e uma salada de mato (não sei que verdura era) refogado com azeite.

Não sei se vocês tem conhecimento mas, 90% dos brasileiros (senão mais) só se alimentam em casa.

Raramente você encontra gente que come produtos industrializados diariamente.

Vá numa Churrascaria no Brasil, há carnes de porco sendo assadas junto com carne de frango e de vaca em diversos níveis, a gordura de uma pinga na de baixo.

A maioria dos judeus e muçulmanos que moram aqui não se incomodam com isso de jeito nenhum!

Outra coisa, os apresentadores de TV não chamam preto de negro porque preto é cor e negro é raça mas, no dia-a-dia, a maioria do pessoal chama negro de "negão", eu sou branco, me chamam de polaco e não me incomodo.

Tenho amigos gays mas, com esses caras, a gente não mexe e eles não mexem com a gente, é uma coisa velada, cada um sabe o seu lugar na sociedade. Cada um faz das pregas o que gosta.

Esse negócio de "politicamente correto" é que incomoda.

Muito!

:-)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:11 | 5667318 Frank N. Beans
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interessante , obrigado
Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:49 | 5666828 Perimetr
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Quick, ban "STUPID" and "ASSHOLES" before I say

STUPID ASSHOLES!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:28 | 5667399 Karaio
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Uai!

Você Não entende português-Br?

Desculpe, Você Não esta no Primeiro Mundo assimétrico Onde o Politicamente Correto E Socialmente incorreto.

Atenciosamente.

BRICS.

hehe.

Uai!

You do not understand Portuguese-Br?

Sorry, you are not in the First World asymmetrical where the Politically Correct is socially incorrect.

Kind Regards.

BRICS.

hehe.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:38 | 5666758 smlbizman
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their was this pig i threw the sausage to many years ago....she didnt seem offended..

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666763 BaBaBouy
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MMMmmmmmmmmmmm PIG SAUSAGE HAM BACON...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:47 | 5666820 markovchainey
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So I guess all mentions of the U.S. Congress are out too, huh?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:14 | 5666993 Moe Hamhead
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Pigs suck!  I oughta know.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:44 | 5668119 stilletto
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We run a few pigs on our farm. Our current Boar is named Mohammed - just sort of seemed appropriate - he's a great porker.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:38 | 5666730 PrayingMantis
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... swine flu ... over the cuckoo's nest ...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:34 | 5666731 hedgeless_horseman
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If God didn't want man to eat pigs, he wouldn't have made them out of bacon.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:37 | 5666737 Rainman
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Bacon yum !

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5666756 quasimodo
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Amen brah, nothing tastier than a naturally raised Berkshire piggy, that there is some damn good eating as far as pork is concerned.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666772 NYPoke
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That quote belongs on a T-Shirt...or a tatoo.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666781 XqWretch
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What the fuck else would you do with a pig? Sheer it?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:48 | 5666826 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Put oil on it and try and catch it!!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:39 | 5667129 disabledvet
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Pigs will eat anything...including you.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:48 | 5667501 SuperRay
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Put a suit on it and run it for congress..

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666809 Whalley World
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Anything cooked in bacon fat tastes great.  I always fry my steaks in bacon fat and they are the best steaks you can eat.

On another note, i was taken to Emergency a month ago for a heart condition but.... bacon is to die for!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5666864 Pool Shark
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It's definitely worth it...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:35 | 5667099 Bastiat
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On the way home from his quad bypass my dad made be stop at a barbeque.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:51 | 5666839 DutchR
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If God

 

are humans smarter yeast

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5666882 Pool Shark
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Sorry. I don't understand.

Are you asking if god exists, does that make humans smarter than yeast?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:54 | 5666977 DutchR
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Lost my train of toughts but, aha

"If God didn't want man to eat pigs, he wouldn't have made them out of bacon."

so

"If God

are humans smarter yeast"

 

Not asking and not implying

 

but are we truely smarter than yeast

 

So far so good, but....

 

 

"Are you asking if god exists, does that make humans smarter than yeast?"

 

No not asking for god existence.

 

Q for you, are humans smarter than yeast, i was thingking of Dr Bartlett (http://youtu.be/O133ppiVnWY) and agent  smith came to mind (www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nxqDHHORqg)

 

 

 

# i think i fuck't this up,

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:02 | 5666904 Five8Charlie
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Bacon = nature's candy

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:38 | 5666736 gaoptimize
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So "Charlotte's Web" and "Animal Farm" would not be published by OUP?  Absolutely pathetic dhimmis.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:44 | 5666795 TeamDepends
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Napoleon will simply be portrayed as a banker from now on.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:55 | 5666852 DutchR
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Penstripe,,,,, no hat.

 

bummer

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:36 | 5667111 booboo
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Cept his hand will be in your back pocket and not under his lapel

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:47 | 5666817 Citxmech
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Since when is there a prohibition against REFERRING to pigs?  They are supposed to be nameless now?  WTF?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:59 | 5666867 hedgeless_horseman
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They are supposed to be nameless now?

Don't be silly!

They are now to be referred to only as Porcine-Americans.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:26 | 5667065 Uncle Remus
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They'll think you're talking about people of WalMart...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:10 | 5666960 Fractal Parasite
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International edition of "Christian Culture 101":

In the West, people eat ____, which comes from a ____.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:14 | 5667325 XitSam
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Time for the Great Mid-East Tasty Animal-Who-Cannot-Be-Mentioned Drive!  Kickoff BBQ in Haifa, with all-you-can-eat stops in Jerusalem, Damascus, Amman, Baghdad, Basra, Kuwait City, Mecca, Medina and a final Grand Bar-B-Que in Riyadh! You won't need no fork becauz the tender morsels will be falling off the bone. So delicious you'll be licking it up and begging for moar! The Mid-East solution that hasn't been tried!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:37 | 5666738 quasimodo
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It's time for a very strongly worded email to Oxford.One with many reference to the swine family, among them most academia that works there.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:54 | 5666847 Equality 7-25-1
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Boycott

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:33 | 5667098 Uncle Remus
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They'll probably just get pig-headed over it.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:36 | 5666743 Miss Expectations
Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666768 Overfed
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That there is a whole lot of ham and bacon on the hoof!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:38 | 5666744 SteveGennisonBa...
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How about "beef sausage"?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5666760 i_call_you_my_base
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It's probably OK, but you have to specify that the casing is not pork.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666784 Uncle Remus
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Same with turkey sausage links - casing is often pork - in tiny tiny letters.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666785 SteveGennisonBa...
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So it is also going to be illegal for Jews and Muslims to say "fish" on Lenten Fridays?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:44 | 5666803 Uncle Remus
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Only shellfish and catfish are on the infidel food list.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:47 | 5666819 SteveGennisonBa...
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I'm so confused now.  We are now going to pretend that certain animals do not exist?  How is it that the dodo is still allowed to be spoken of?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:49 | 5666832 Uncle Remus
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It was kosher?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:50 | 5667511 dvfco
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In the immortal advertising words of Hebrew National, "We Hold Ourselves to a Higher Standard."

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:36 | 5666746 Uncle Remus
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So, short pork pie hats and HAM radio then?

More theater of the absurd.

 

 

Moar ammo.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:46 | 5666804 McMolotov
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Probably a bad idea to name a gay bar "The Sausage Factory," too.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666814 Uncle Remus
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Or "Pump 'n' Dump"

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:08 | 5666951 pupdog1
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...or The Weenie Roast.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:15 | 5667001 Uncle Remus
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Thank God it's Thursday...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:37 | 5666748 NoWayJose
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And now you can't even get Carnitas at Chipotle either -- because the PC crowd complained that pigs were not being treated humanely!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:42 | 5666773 quasimodo
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Yep, and the logical response for anyone with half a brain would be to email or call headquarters, or better yet your local eatery, and tell them you will no longer eat at any of thier chains. 

Nothing changes with these places unless it hurts them where it hurts the most.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:14 | 5666998 rwe2late
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 anyone with more than half a brain should not be advocating a boycott in support of abusive factory pig farms.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:51 | 5666833 Citxmech
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Ever see an industrial feedlot?  Supporting institutionalized abuse at "Auschwitz Farms" should be discouraged.  Of course the fact that Chipotle can't find a suitable alternative not based upon torture should tell us something. 

Support your local farmers.  

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:08 | 5666863 rwe2late
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NoWayJose

 Pigs are badly abused in the factory farms.

IF Chipotle made their decision for the reason you allege,

 Chipotle apparently made a sound business decision to keep the customers who care about inhumane treatment of animals,

regardless how offended are the (literally and figuratively) small group of customers who don't care whether animals are mistreated.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:37 | 5666750 i_call_you_my_base
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Cunts.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:38 | 5666757 papaswamp
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I'm offended by them being offended.... Moar offensiveness..ness

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5666759 the not so migh...
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why don't we just beat all our wives not to offend muslims too

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5666761 Bollixed
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pigs or sausages
pigs or sausages

pigs or sausages
pigs or sausages

pigs or sausages
pigs or sausages

pigs or sausages
pigs or sausages

God, that feels good...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:05 | 5666928 Pool Shark
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BOTH!

That feels better...

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:41 | 5666764 _ConanTheLibert...
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Hitler was right. Unfortunatelly he killed the wrong Jews.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:39 | 5666765 B2u
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Then nobody can mention Hillary Clinton.  She is synonymous with "pig".

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:13 | 5667937 Clowns on Acid
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Nobody can mention her (c)ankles either then.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:41 | 5666767 Bell's 2 hearted
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Peppa Rocks

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666770 CoastalCowboy
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I like my pulled pork sandwiches to have the image of Muhammad burned onto the top bun.

Take that Oxford!!!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:09 | 5667916 LithiumWarsWAKEUP
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   I think you just gave me and my buddy Bubba an idea for the name and mascot/trademark of our new Bar-B-Q joint. Thanks!

     Say, is it *true* that Mohummed and Moses BOTH were somewhat ,,,uhh,,,,'pigfuckers' back in their day? I figure if you just get the temp up over 165 deg everything will be forgiven. Maybe they should seek Therapy, is what I think. I sure hope my rant doesn't screw up someone's Hero Worship. Have a rib,,,on the house. Come on by...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666771 Usurious
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pussy willow

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:42 | 5666775 Consuelo
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Pat Buchanan: Death of the West (2002)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:34 | 5667102 Ariadne
Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:42 | 5666776 SpanishInquisition
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So mentioning Congress is banned?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:47 | 5667493 dvfco
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You are right SpanishInquisition - unforseen consequences are sometimes positive.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:41 | 5666779 deeply indebted
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"...If they hope to sell copies. .." Yes, that's right. It has nothing to do with actual sympathy or human kindness. It's about money. It's always about money, and these pigs will do anything, regardless of how stupid or perverted, to make MONEY.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:43 | 5666794 Bangalore Torpedo
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Haida Salameh is the appropriate reference here.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:02 | 5666796 BubbaJones
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Well there goes my "Animal Farm" book by George Orwell. Dang.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666797 the not so migh...
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lets shit in our pants and run around the desert not to offend the muslims

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:21 | 5667366 XitSam
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Wipe with your left hand, eat allowed things (like camels) with the right hand.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:45 | 5666800 Bumbu Sauce
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Mohammedians just need to GTFO.  Their political cradle to grave system of oppression is totally incompatible with 21st century governance.  All mohammedians out of Western Civ.  

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:46 | 5666818 Equality 7-25-1
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What're ya in fer, kid? 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:48 | 5666825 williambanzai7
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What a crock of pig shit. I see Muslims shopping in my local wet market and they don't seem to care that there are pork butchers on the same floor.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:56 | 5666856 Uncle Remus
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Agreed. Unless a Muslim lives where there is a significant enough Muslim population to support a halal grocery, they shop where everyone else shops.

Porkness isn't contagious people.

This reeks of something deeper.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:01 | 5666890 Peter Pan
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I pay tribute to the Muslims that I know who eat ham and have the occasional drink of beer and wine.

Islam needs a re-write before it is written off.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:10 | 5666965 Uncle Remus
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Consciously maintaining a diet that is in harmony with your religious beliefs can be difficult in and of itself, but that is not what ails Islam.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:26 | 5667376 XitSam
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Time for a picture of MuHAMmed eating some sausage. Or isn't that kind of offense allowed on ZH?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:52 | 5666837 John Wilmot
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Oh...

I thought this was going to be about not offending cops.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:51 | 5666840 homebody
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Once there were three little pink things and a big bad wolf ........

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:58 | 5666880 Peter Pan
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The story of the three little pigs will remain but for distribution purposes in Muslim countries, the ending will be different.

RIP

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:43 | 5667092 homebody
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Only because the bastard had an RPG.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:52 | 5666842 Miss Expectations
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Je suis porcine.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:54 | 5666846 TrustbutVerify
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Edukation.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:53 | 5666849 news printer
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Conchita Wurst (Sausage in German)  is permanently banned?


Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:55 | 5666854 CaptainMoonlight
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Fk muslims already. Jesus Christ on a popsicle stick, this is fn absurd. 

 

It's like some retard decided that everyone should not wear hats and so the whole world is cowering to them and not going to wear hats because of their caveman beliefs. Fk them. Fk their pig/pork/dork phobias.

 

Islam needs to be declared a terrorist--not a religious--organization, and it needs to be eliminated from the entire planet. Period. Until we do that, no peace. Let's stop being fn retarded.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:16 | 5666968 prymythirdeye
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You're fn dumb.

 

edit:  And so is everyone who fn upvoted you.  Go fn study the way the world really fn works rather than making stupid fn comments about something you clearly know nothing about.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:41 | 5667131 joego1
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Here Here! Pig hats for one and all!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:57 | 5666861 Peter Pan
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I have now banned my wife from saying, "you eat like a pig."

Little ones everywhere will be devastated if there is no more Peppa Pig.

What, no more piggy backs? What's the new expression?

No more pig iron.

 

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:43 | 5667477 dvfco
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Are Jews and Muslims allowed to shop at the Piggly Wiggly anymore?  Oink!

Maybe we can send them to the Food Zion, I mean Food Lion.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:39 | 5666868 kchrisc
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So in the 90s, and especially post 9/11, we, in the Zionist west, have been trained to be weary, or even fear Muslims--see them as the enemy.

Now over the same time frame, the violence-puppets of the "Inner Party" have increased the number of Muslim immigrants being allowed, or even brought, into our societies, causing predictable clashes and divisions.  And in the last few years the violence-puppets have been directed to then use the hate, the very hate they instilled in the people, to squash our freedom of speech rights--kill more of our freedom.

Of course, while we are paying attention to the Muslims at stage left, they, the "Inner Party," are robbing us blind and yoking us to their debt, and making us their draft animals on their fiat farm.

That folks IS Zionism at work. You can't see it, but it makes itself felt if you are paying attention.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

The chief axiom of Zionism: "Always, about money, power, and division."

The counter to the axiom: "Don't let them take it. Don't let them have it. Don't believe it."

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