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Thank the SNB for the Truth

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Remember, years ago, when the markets were a mechanism for honest price discovery and a gathering place for buyers and sellers to participate in open, unvarnished capitalism? Yes, I know it was years ago, but I'm sure you can think back to those days.

And do you sometimes ask yourself, "What would it be like if markets were normal again? What if the world's central bankers all decided to go f*ck themselves and leave the markets to act naturally on their own? And how much would I pay to see Janet Yellen commit suicide on pay-per-view?" OK, maybe not that last one, but I bet you've asked the first two.

Well, my friends, the Swiss National Bank has, by their own actions, provided a sort of answer. Look no further than the Euro/Swiss Franc exchange rate graph:

0115-CHFTWO

There are, contained herein, three distinct section. The cyan (that's "blue" to the color illiterates out there) area is Markets As God Intended. The green section is the rigidly-controlled, ruled-by-doctrine, price-by-decree market, which went on for nearly three years. And the magenta area, which is just a single price bar, neatly represents what happens when the markets are allowed, pushing and shoving, back into reality.

And that single price bar, my friends, is really all you need to see in order to understand what's ahead. Because one day, probably when Janet is busy shaving her armpits one morning, the markets are going to pop back onto the scene, invited or not, and the graphs are going to "catch up" to where they should have been if our banker friends had never fucked with them in the first place.

So thank you, Switzerland! It's nice to get a little peek at how things are supposed to work.

 

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Sat, 01/17/2015 - 12:54 | 5673873 Bangalore Torpedo
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This guy is completely off base.  Everyone knows that granny yellin has dreadlocks under both of those pits.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 09:13 | 5673428 silverer
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A line like this would be at every bank in the US and overseas as well if they stopped the manipulation of gold prices.  Going to be an interesting year, for sure.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 00:03 | 5672977 Trogdor
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I've never paid for anything "view" in my life - BUT - if Beji and Old Yellen were going to off themselves on pay-per-view, I would definitely pay to see that .... (even if they are just tools).

... and I'd pay even more if it involved a shark tank ....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:55 | 5672071 SameAsItEverWas
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lots of people got hosed buying the pair at 1.201 counting on SNB to do what they've been doing for three years

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 22:30 | 5672770 dexter_morgan
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the casino always wins.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 03:34 | 5673260 Matt
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Except for the odd time that someone comes along and breaks the house ...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:39 | 5672017 lasvegaspersona
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Free Floating Currencies...that's the buzz word...buh bye dirty float...oh..and its going to hurt!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:47 | 5671528 Sokhmate
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varnish protects from tarnish, prolonging the life of the varnished, even when the varnished should be left to tarnish. tarnish over time is natural, and reveals natural order. A market, left to natural order, will, over time, tarnish. A varnished market is rendered unnatural, and hides natural forces; especially the tarnish. Tarnish is natural. Varnish is unnatural. I opt for unvarnished markets

Achoo

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:10 | 5671034 kaiserhoff
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Thanks Tim.  I remember free markets and the prosperity they helped create, but you can see how popular that is on a "finance" blog.  Gawdhelpus.

As for the racketeers of the Fed, may they get justice;)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:21 | 5670784 LawsofPhysics
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Wow, this poster really is an optimist.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:38 | 5670289 LukeWorm
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Markets As God Intended

What's religion got to do with this? Or do you refer to Goldman's "work"?

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 12:13 | 5670485 Major Malfunction
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The first letter of your post is italicized, so no arrows.  :(

 

The Tylers should take some of all that ad money they're making, and pay a programmer to fix that bug ...

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:33 | 5671726 ebear
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It's not a bug, it's a feature.  If you want to get your idea across without the constant distraction of the herd arrows, then post in itallics!

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 03:34 | 5673257 Matt
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Somehow, you're doing italics wrong.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:34 | 5670248 TuPhat
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Hasn't been a free market since fiat was invented and I wasn't around back then.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:19 | 5669898 toadold
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Every once in a while the civilized world discovers that while you can control a nations economy by central control for years, eventually the market unknowns bite you in the behind. Inflation seems to be the most common cause of doom. "Things will go bad slowly then  all at once."  You can see people who are in the lower tier of the wealthy getting nervous and various politicians trying to point the finger at anybody but them now.  Bankers will get prosecuted and commit suicide but the real move is on when the government officials start having "accidents." 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 19:34 | 5672344 Dugald
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Aw common...Just how do people just accidentally hang from lamp posts? Huh?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:21 | 5669892 gaoptimize
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Actually, I don't remember much from before 1913, except the Alamo.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 08:55 | 5669493 Cheduba
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I just puked in my mouth a little at the image of Yellen shaving her pits.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 12:00 | 5673713 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford,  Sanford & Son

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 04:35 | 5673296 Slarti Bartfast
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What about if she were shaving her tits?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:14 | 5670757 Savyindallas
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almost as bad as her trimming her penis hair. 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 19:00 | 5672269 Hylandr
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Savy...I just spewed COORS light out my nose when I read your tag..thanks.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:12 | 5669863 Bunghole
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Would you rather him mention her waxing her pubes prior to the next Bilderburg meeting.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 08:41 | 5669444 rsnoble
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Awesome article and written in a style I can appreciate.

And I actually would pay to see that fucking cunt do herself in.  What a mess it would be if that whore jumped off a building. It would have to be ruled suicide cause there's no way anyone could carry her fat worthless ass up there.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 04:37 | 5673298 Slarti Bartfast
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I'd pay more if she jumped off a building with Greenspan and those bearded fucks bernanke and krugman as the crash mats.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:30 | 5670212 SumTing Wong
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She needs to take Bernanke with her.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:34 | 5670235 RaceToTheBottom
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Greenspam needs a seat on that bus....

Actually it makes for a very crowded bus when you include all the people that deserve to be there.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:45 | 5671513 optimator
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Don't forget their Kapos.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 08:26 | 5669410 buzzsaw99
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Remember, years ago, when the markets were a mechanism for honest price discovery and a gathering place for buyers and sellers to participate in open, unvarnished capitalism?

No. It was Barzini all along. They have been rigging markets since at least 1987.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 12:02 | 5670431 Bemused Observer
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Yeah, and I can't wait for the markets to give them a Sonny Corleone-style street beating now...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 08:44 | 5669452 rsnoble
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From what i've read it was Reagan that helped create the PPT.  The rigging has just gotten much more involved and advanced.  It's always been dirty business.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:46 | 5670884 Soul Glow
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From the Executive Order 12631--Working Group on Financial Markets -

Sec. 2. Purposes and Functions. (a) Recognizing the goals of enhancing the integrity, efficiency, orderliness, and competitiveness of our Nation's financial markets and maintaining investor confidence, the Working Group shall identify and consider:

1) the major issues raised by the numerous studies on the events in the financial markets surrounding October 19, 1987, and any of those recommendations that have the potential to achieve the goals noted above

http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/executive-order/12...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:46 | 5670016 Rainman
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Agree ...algos are a net positive for the rigging bizness.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 08:26 | 5669407 MalteseFalcon
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We had a taste of price discovery in oil and the "world nearly ended".

So act responsibly with that free market stuff.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 05:50 | 5669256 Element
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Fantastic image of order from chaos, or is it the other way around?

A genuine Minsky moment.

It says it all so much more clearly than most of the past year's posts re CB policies and their yapping.

That graph and paragraph under it would be the ideal front-cover on the New York Post come Saturday morning.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 07:23 | 5669321 El Hosel
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Price discovery rediscovered... The hard way. Those guys are going to get kicked out of the club if they keep it up.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 04:16 | 5669175 Panic Mode
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Beautiful graph. I hope one day I will see HKD depeg USD.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 02:34 | 5669060 UP4Liberty
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It cannot happen soon enough.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 02:31 | 5669057 69BIGDOG69
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Bravo!  Well-said and well-graphed.  If there was a Nurenberg trial for financial criminals, how do you suppose the world's central bankers would fare?  Of course, the CBers are not criminals because their bosses made the laws that empowered the CBers and it's all legal!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:35 | 5670867 KnuckleDragger-X
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I don't think we'll see Nuremberg, if it gets as bad as it could they might get a "peoples court" just before the trapdoor opens.....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 09:14 | 5669591 DavidC
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"..the graphs are going to "catch up" to where they should have been if our banker friends had never fucked with them in the first place".

And eloquently put as well!

DavidC

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 01:46 | 5668974 s2man
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"cyan".  In Texas its pronounced cayenne.  Not kidding.

 

Oh yeah, love to see the free markets at play.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 11:56 | 5673704 drendebe10
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"Shaving her armpits"? Really?

"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:47 | 5670920 falak pema
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cayenne is red. When you put it on hot bread.

I guess the texans like to call blue, blew ! Sounds more true to the groove.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:43 | 5671222 Charles Wilson
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'N in NASCAR, the car hadta'get to the garage 'cos the engine blowed...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 22:15 | 5672723 Paveway IV
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It's NASCAR Past perfect, Professor Retard - it's " 'cos the engine DONE blowed... "

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 11:31 | 5670219 RaceToTheBottom
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Texas has to be part of the free market, regardless of how they pronounce Cyan.....

Sad, but true.

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 19:00 | 5672271 Greenskeeper_Carl
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notice if you dram a straight line from the blue area, right where it starts its down leg, to the bottom of the magenta area, it fairly neatly shows what would have happened anyway had those three years of manipulation not happened. Reality is a bitch, and the longer they put it off, the worse it will be. kinda nice to see an actual market bitch slap the very people who are betting on the manipulators right in the face with the cold, hard hand of reality

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