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How the world's markets - from FX to global stocks to crude - reacted to the SNB's shocking decision...
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Your efficient market hypotheis at work right there....yessiree!
Gold bitchez! Hi Ho Silver!
Check out the flight into USTs in past 5 minutes. Popped again.
Hedgies freaking? Margin call mania?
Is anyone out there interested in buying a new Ferrari for cash by 4pm today. ANYPRICE accepted.. call me at 1888- BIG- SHIT
Will this crash get it's act together and CRASH ALREADY!
I've got my eye on a sweet Porsche Cayman. (It's name is Klaus)
Have our eye on a Macan, you know, for post-apocalyptic recon.
"It's Alive"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCBvu_kijo
Will you take Francs?
You should be asking: WIll you take Euros? (The swiss franc is strengthening).
Thanks, I can never keep that crap straight
Will you take old French Francs? I've got a shitload of Assignats signed by Robespierre before he lost his head over the whole thing.
Rentenmark, bitches.
I got an oz of AU I would trade for it.
thank god we have those market tracking algo's to save us.....
The real long term news here is the Swiss tripling the negative interest rate on deposits from -0.25% to -0.75%
That is fucking nuclear.
But...but...the great recovery...
IMF Chief Lagarde: Global Economy Facing ‘Very Strong’ Headwindshttp://www.wsj.com/articles/imf-chief-lagarde-global-economy-facing-very...
ive been watching 3 share lots trade on an 8 dollar stock all morning. and they wonder why people dont trust the markets
Said also her ouiji board didn't warn her about the swiss
Fear not, her naugahyde facade could withstand a direct volcano eruption.
ANNNDDDDD there goes the market! BOOYAH! let the selling begin. 2000 s and p going byebye
You remembered the popcorn, right? Because we have plenty of ale....
maybe the orange maggot can roll double sevens b4 shemitah.
How about a nice game of Russian roulette to pass the time......
So if I put $100 in a swiss account and just let it sit there how long before it was all gone?
No different than a Miami lawyer taking a % to clean your dirty money....if you have to hide your money..you are going to pay for it..
Just follow the yellow brick road with your silver slippers.....
There are 6 years of 50 Trillion to unwind - This is just the beginning dudes...
A country will fall soon !!!
It starts with a U.
Uruguay
I just got back from my accountant...what did I miss?...Oh, nevermind..
Central bank warfare.
I don't see it as a war, just banks running around in a small boat doing what is best for them, disregarding what might be good for all. Get enoguh of them to one side and it will capsize.
The spasm frequency increases, the amplitude does as well. We are about to see a (re)birth.
Fuck the Swiss National Bank. They should have backed the Franc 100% with gold.
They deserve whatever shit comes their way.
hey switzerlanders, take these euros and go buy a BJ from your grandmother
-beerfest
I noticed Eurostoxx and DAX both up 2%, DAX printed a new high
Fuck'm all in tha mothafucking ass bitchez
Haha !
Hurry Fed and SAVE US with some more words!
Big Daddy, can I touch it?
The algos-writing algos had to rewrite the algos.
Looks like a CB juggler just dropped one of the flamming batons.
Finally, somebody ahs the moxy to do what will pay off in the mid to long term - untether from the sinking ship!
I hear Think or Swim crashed...any validity?
US Equities forming a head and shoulders top.
As expected, TV pundits discussing Swiss exports, currency translation, etc. For me, the top Swiss export remains Irene Jacob, as she appeared in the two Kieslowski films in the early 90s, screen presence and acting of the highest calibre.
(RUT currently just above its 200 DMA, expect it to be supported par usual, but if not, the dislocations, margin problems, etc, must be worse than we think, and it'll be cordless bungee time. I think the former, so covered my short. I'm biased, as I trade it every day, but given no other major index is as close to its 200 DMA, I think the afternoon action of IWM will tell the tale of the tape today ...)
I love her. She owns a chocolate factory too.
Got myself a new 1080 TV for X-mas, along with her Veronique film on Blu-Ray, and I can't wait to watch it at the higher resolution, especially the openiing, when she's singing the song with her classmates, and the rain gently caresses her face. As with many Kieslowski scenes, absolutely sublime ...
Got Interest Rates Swaps/Forwards?
Somebody should be opening the corner office window and testing the breeze any time now...
1.76
Come to Papa!
Bank and corporate equities making new lows maybe starting their next daily crash:
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=bkx&insttype=&freq=9&show=&time=1
Burn, baby, burn!
How are they Gona nail gun all those folks before they jump out the window?
In the hands of an experienced roofer, on "bump mode" you can get an easy 3 per second as they fall past like pinwheeling, screaming, shitting fireworks...not gonna say all will get the nail right smack in the temple, some may have to take it up the ass as is their fashion, and most likely preference....all due to the status of their spin at that moment, 32' per sec per sec and all...cant blame the shooter in a bump mode situation with an abundant supply of screaming shitting traders falling past....
Sounds like an expert out-sourcer is needed!
You are gosh darn skippy there! A spry lad, paid by the job not hour, familiar with pneumatics, schooled from the old '3tab days', armed with a good Paslode, can do a'peel and place' up in this mutherhubbard by lunch!
Today is not the proper application for an impulse nailer...too long a recovery time needed between shots...
but i look at USD/CHF and i see -12% wtf more printing means more money watering down the worth of all the others in existence, WTF why is CHF going up, oh right, forgot the worlds not normal now
"In God We Trust" is getting cheaper...
Pinellas Sheriff: 'In Dog We Trust' rug will be auctionedPaul Craig Roberts thinks this will be the year the Neo Nazi Cons will be forced to give their dream of world tyranny because most nations will move away from the dollar and all the Neocon nations have is freakin debt and weapons.
When I think of people with debt and weapons I think of danger. Could be a dangerous year.