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The Wearable Revolution Will Not Be Televised: Google Pulls Glass

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For anyone who has actually worn Google Glass, the news today will not be a surprise, but as The Wall Street Journal reports, Google will stop selling the initial version of Glass to individuals after January 19th and is moving it from the Google X research lab to be a stand-alone unit reporting to Tony Fadell, a former Apple executive who heads Nest Labs. Analysts remain confident it will be a cajillion dollar business at some point in the future (along with Apple Watch).

 

 

As The Wall Street Journal reports,

Google Inc. is making big changes to its troubled Glass wearable-computing project, giving a former Apple Inc. executive oversight of the initiative as the Internet giant grapples with the best way to expand from its software roots into hardware.

 

Glass is moving from the Google X research lab to be a stand-alone unit led by Ivy Ross. Ms. Ross and her team will report to Tony Fadell, a former Apple executive who heads Nest Labs, the smart-home device company Google acquired for $3.2 billion in February 2014. Mr. Fadell will still run Nest, but he also will oversee Glass and provide strategic guidance to Ms. Ross.

 

The changes usher in a new strategy for Glass that will shun large, public tests of hardware prototypes in favor of the approach used by Apple and Nest, which develop consumer gadgets in secret and release them as fully finished products.

 

Google released the first version of Glass in April 2013 to people who applied to test the $1,500 Internet-connected eyewear through its Explorer program. Just over a year later, the device went on sale to the general public, but sales were small amid privacy complaints, technical shortcomings and a lack of obvious uses.

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Have no fear though...

Google plans to release a new version of Glass in 2015, but it hasn't been more specific about timing.

 

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Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:49 | 5665898 stinkhammer
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ha ha Brin  go fuck yourself   and Eric, stick your driverless cars up your arse

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:55 | 5665920 localsavage
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There is a mile long line of lawyers waiting for that first fatal google car crash.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:00 | 5665943 knukles
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Oscars not gonna be televised neither because they're racist and George Soros been funding Ferguson protests.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/14/george-soros-funds-fergu...

Homestyle Ukrainian Cookin' Kids.  Come and get it!

And Fuck you Google, Brin, et al, you fucking NSA peepers. 

"Do No Harm" my ass

Transmute this

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:22 | 5666058 Headbanger
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Good fucking riddance to that asshole product!

https://screen.yahoo.com/weekend-randall-meeks-000000711.html

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:38 | 5666093 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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AKA NSA-eyes.

Jeepers, creepers...

Anyone who wears these deserves to have them knocked right off.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:38 | 5666146 Triggernometry
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WOMP WOMP

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:11 | 5666322 ebworthen
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Reggie!?!?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:21 | 5666385 DutchR
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Swim told me a laser pen will freak them out like they are stung by a bee.

 

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:33 | 5666445 Barnaby
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Try it and you can pick up your teeth with broken fingers.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:23 | 5666676 Bollixed
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Those GG porn apps are addictingly powerful, so I've heard...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:03 | 5666280 stant
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Full retard indeed .the academy knows about that shit

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:46 | 5666502 WillyGroper
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The money to be made will be from medical for retinal eyeball cancer.

Remember Ira Einhorn?  To quote another poster (sorry can't remember), I hope these fuckers die in a grease fire & not from smoke inhalation. Got smart meters, cells, energy star appliances, 30c3? http://www.freezone.de/english/timetrack/data/psychopolitics/bowart_iw.htm

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:02 | 5666572 kchrisc
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"Soros been funding Ferguson protests."

Exactly why I recently had to update my main governmnet and Zionism axiom from "Always about money and power," to "Always about money, power and division."

Those telling me who my enemy is ARE the enemy.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"If a guy pulled a knife, and demanded my money, would I give a shit what two guys might somewhere be doing to each other?"

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:22 | 5666061 Democratic koolaid
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For the record, for you trolls. I loved the crown, the Catholic church, I am not a Anarchist but love the system, that i love canada, I love Great Britan but thought perhaps Scotland could do something great being independant.

http://presscore.ca/2014/cias-poison-dart-gun-murder-by-natural-cause.html

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:30 | 5666433 clade7
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a 'sarc' woulda helped you with the greens, though I'm not sure you needed it...its a feeding frenzy today and a guy has to take that into account..

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:35 | 5666467 DutchR
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Greenhorn

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:50 | 5666525 WillyGroper
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well DK,

They can do it invisibly. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:49 | 5666201 RyeWhiskey
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This is not technology, this is enslavement.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:12 | 5666333 ebworthen
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Yeah, just like the smart phone.

And Google didn't have the foresight to realize people could use a smartphone to do everything Google Glass does without looking like a dork.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:37 | 5666470 NidStyles
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Not to mention without wasting time, as that is all I see people doing with smart phones these days. Wasting time until they die.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:25 | 5666395 DutchR
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Only if you let them......

 

Wait, what, internet providers to, the horror, the horror....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:53 | 5665901 hedgeless_horseman
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Stop taunting us, Big Brother! 

We want our www.google.gov implants!

We DESERVE 24/7/365 tracking!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:23 | 5666028 Ignatius
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All Google Glass tm really needs is "the killer app."

My suggestion?  Any attractive woman you see out and about on the street will, through the miracle of modern processing, be rendered in her birthday suit with intelligenta tm extrapolation from all available data. Breast size and shape, thigh dimensions as well as ass firmness and height will all be calculated with scientific precision.  You won't need to guess anymore.  And don't forget to ask about nipple enhancer tm; it costs a little more, but after you use it we think you'll agree that it's worth a little extra.

Note that Intelligenta tm may at times render the likes of Hitlery Clinton.  Sorry, no refunds nor liabilities, whether explicit or implied.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:28 | 5666080 Barnaby
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I like PosterBoy.

You can basically geo-tag any location and any Explorer in the vicinity can see what you put up there. Like Banksy for douchebags.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:39 | 5666138 Ignatius
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"Like Banksy for douchebags."

Nice.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:33 | 5666111 crazytechnician
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Does your app come with a Lingerie Plug-Inn ?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:36 | 5666127 Ignatius
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Again, that's an extra, but space is a limitation.  Call Google for details.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:41 | 5666152 Triggernometry
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Will said feature bluetooth connect to a fleshlight?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:45 | 5666166 Ignatius
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Now that's just sick, and the product of a sick mind.

Have you considered just getting her phone number?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:46 | 5666176 Barnaby
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Have you seen the POV software they put on your iPad with the "tablet fucker" appendage/docking station? It now responds to Glass with zoom and motion, making the experience ultra-realistic.

Not that I've tried it, I've only heard about it from a friend.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:15 | 5666349 DutchR
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They say some religious dude covers you 24/7/365, sounds like gov, differend spelling, b\dunnow

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:07 | 5666593 kchrisc
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"We DESERVE 24/7/365 tracking!"

Ask any farmer how many animals they have on the farm, and they can tell you exactly, down to the number of stray cats.

Their animals are assets and are tracked.

The banksters need to repay us.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:48 | 5665903 saints51
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NSA needs more time to program the operating system.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:38 | 5666147 BorisTheBlade
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They'd do better if they worked on a price tag. Lemmings would actually line up if price was around 150.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:48 | 5665904 ipud
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Should've called it "iWear".

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:03 | 5665956 knukles
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#iShoveitupyourasssideways

Y'all can tell I had a really spiritual morning.  During prayer and meditation, I had this vision of somebody beaten to death with a Louisville Slugger.
Just joking of course, nothing's really wrong.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:19 | 5666052 Barnaby
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After my black watermelon joke yesterday, I can't help but feel responsible.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:50 | 5668144 knukles
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Barnaby, I laughed my ass off.  Thanks.
I'll forward my shrink's bill.

That was one of those that Mrs K asks what's so funny and she starts laughing manically.  Ah life's diversions as found at The Hedge

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:30 | 5666435 DutchR
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iWar ©

 

fixed

 

because subjects are enemies

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:49 | 5665905 kaiserhoff
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And Reggie Middleton gets gob smacked again.

It's a conspiracy I tells ya.  Somethin out there is out to git him.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:57 | 5665934 new game
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bro to bro-you been raped ober da head...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:35 | 5666122 Toolshed
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"It's a conspiracy I tells ya.  Somethin out there is out to git him."

Yeah, that would be his own all consuming ego.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:50 | 5665909 williambanzai7
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Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:55 | 5665932 Bunghole
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Perfect WB.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:05 | 5665970 kaiserhoff
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Lord have mercy.

Remind me to never make you mad at me Wild Bill;)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:18 | 5666044 Mike Honcho
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Even a brother from up north gets a red neck in the hot sun.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:28 | 5666088 general ambivalent
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Haha.

How about one with Stevie Wonder Glass?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:34 | 5666114 Toolshed
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Frickin' brilliant!!!! Well done sir. I applaud you impartiality. Where is that ultra con pimping, Glass wearing Reggie? His last few post here on ZH were sooooooooo pathetic...........and un-noticed. Oh how the mighty have fallen. LOL!!!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:52 | 5665919 stant
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I guess they will put the google barges up for sale now. Or sell them to the NSA as houseboats to party on

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:53 | 5665924 ZeroPoint
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CIA might need some more Ghost Torture Ships, why not set up a meeting?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:57 | 5665939 Defenestratus
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The barges are already gone.  The city of San Francisco killed them with regulations because the NIMBY a-holes didn't want their view of the bay changed.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:53 | 5665923 Sanity Bear
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Is it compatible with my Segway?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:00 | 5665957 williambanzai7
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Just like Segways, Google Glasses will wind up being used by the police.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:17 | 5666041 Barnaby
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No offense, but Glass is a little too smart for the uh, meatwagons we currently employ to enforce policy and collect rewards. Maybe this new iteration will have a dumbed-down Microsoft Bob clone version.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:37 | 5666130 Sanity Bear
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Leaked snapshot of the police version that's in development: http://i.imgur.com/sK99EmQ.png

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:42 | 5666161 general ambivalent
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Ok, Glass, deploy pepper spray and ready tazer.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:01 | 5666266 Barnaby
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With smart triggers, you may have something. "OK Glass, enable weapons."

That's actually a great idea. I love this site.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:56 | 5665931 SheepDog-One
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It's just so gay.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:09 | 5665982 oddjob
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The new version will have rainbow frames so they can be worn with pride.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:13 | 5666018 Barnaby
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Mine already do. I got the Sally Jesse Raphael version of the frames and had them wrapped.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:19 | 5666048 oddjob
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 An imonocle might sell.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:39 | 5666139 Barnaby
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I wish you hadn't stripped out the Klink part. That was a LOL.

Eyeball Laudinum via Reddit Monocle app for Glass.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:50 | 5666198 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Do you like being the eyes of the NSA? You going to be first in line for their brain implants too?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:58 | 5666254 Barnaby
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I won't junk ya, but you only share what you want with these things. They're not like a Kinect, recording your every stroke and misfire.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:47 | 5666508 Duc888
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Worthy of a broken nose.  Such faggotry.  I mean no disrespect to cocksuckers world wide who actually provide a valuable service.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:01 | 5666566 Barnaby
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Please do try. This faggot cocksucker will make you beg before I snap your fucking arm, and retain video evidence to prove my justification. I will also email to your mom the video clip of your begging.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:02 | 5666272 Miss Expectations
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--->Sergey Brin

--->Pajama Boy

Who's more aspirational?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:56 | 5665935 Defenestratus
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If there was any research done behind the scenes during the authoring of this sensationalist headline - it would have been noted that Google is going to be releasing the next iteration of glass later this year.  Holy hell.  People (and headline writers) are idiots.

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:01 | 5665946 hedgeless_horseman
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Alternatively, one can read the entire article, including the last couple of sentences.

Have no fear though...

 

Google plans to release a new version of Glass in 2015, but it hasn't been more specific about timing.

Holy hell.  People that only read the headlines are idiots.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:12 | 5666016 Osmium
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Or HFT bots?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:14 | 5666025 hedgeless_horseman
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Yes. 

Of course HFT bots. 

And politicians.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:17 | 5666036 Dr. Engali
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Ouch.....Lol.....  A fellow Hedger, who shall remain anonymous, once responded to a comment I made and he told me to stop reading the articles and react to the headlines like the rest of us.  Best chuckle I had all day.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:00 | 5665949 Panic Mode
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At last. Bury those glassholes

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 14:59 | 5665954 new game
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i hate google. i hate apple. i hate shit like this. fuck it and live life in real time.

how about a walk in the woods w/o any fucking gizzmo stapped on your body. hey try a real conversation with someone. the minute i get interrupted by a gizzmo i say "i gotta go" "have a nice day" bye...

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:07 | 5665983 Barnaby
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I agree with you. I don't use it this way, though.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:43 | 5666160 Ferrari
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And how pray tell could I feed my ZeeHedge addiction if I stepped away from the screen?... But yes, I completely agree with you. The Great Outdoors trumps even ZeeHedge and is in the only antidote for the sorrow & despair ZH brings.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:55 | 5666243 Barnaby
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Ironically enough, if you had Glass you could go walk in the park, browse and post with very little effort. I'm actually sailing right now.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:16 | 5666646 WillyGroper
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Yesterday I snapped a pic of a rainbow. Trouble is there was NO RAIN.

Light refracting from aluminum nano. The skies were white.

 

Breath deep, the gathering plumes

Watch light fade in every room

 

Perhaps it was the Rainbow Coalition

Or was it Gay Pride?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 20:03 | 5667569 Wild tree
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+10, Willy for the adaptation of Moody Blues.

Damn, we are getting old.....

Peace out

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:48 | 5666195 general ambivalent
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Yeah, I got to the woods a lot and think about people in bushcraft who constantly do reviews, upload photos, make videos etc. I don't get it. Maybe I'm just lazy but it seems like an awful lot of work to document my walk in the woods and all the steps I took to build a fire.

(No offense to people that do this, as some are very helpful in reteaching skills that have been lost.)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:01 | 5665958 noben
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Lemme guess, they'll call it... iSee or iC?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:10 | 5665994 Panic Mode
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iHole

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:04 | 5665969 L Bean
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Operation Mass Brain Cancer: DELAYED

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:07 | 5665974 Barnaby
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I like my Glass, and I like being an Explorer. It doesn't mean it's been easy, but as far as making, sharing and researching, it's really a wonderful device. Essentially you get a HUD that's voice-responsive, and with additional battery support is an awesome teaching tool.

I'm glad it's getting a makeover: my damaged eye could use the interaction/training, and it will be great to see it be swappable to the left side.

Also, to play guitar or violin means to learn notes & chords, and the bone-transfer sound element makes training visual, hands-free, voice-responsive, and correct-sounding. That's just a bonus.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:07 | 5665988 robertocarlos
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They seem like a good idea for recording what you see when driving.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:12 | 5666007 Barnaby
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Only Vine-length videos or it overheats. You have the option of extending it, but as Google says, it's for micro-interactions. Like looking up a wiring diagram, a map of Los Santos, a recipe, code reference and more.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:19 | 5666055 Mike Honcho
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Fans of the product resoundingly stated they will find other ways of being douche bags.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:23 | 5666066 NoWayJose
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The phony wearable revolution is bumping into the actual demand of BIGGER screens on iPhone 6 and Samsung Note....

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:25 | 5666074 roadhazard
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Making shit just because they can. Thank God not everyone is a dork. You see how popular the EarPhone is. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:28 | 5666083 Nehweh Gahnin
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I'm going to wind up in jail because of this stupidity.  Point your Glass my way, and Imma gonna bust 'em, right on your face.  I do not consent to any searches.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:50 | 5666208 L Bean
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My husband (who does repair work for multiple customers a day) has told me to prepare myself for this, bc his customers are already video-ing them w their phones - this would be the last straw for him and he'd probably snap. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:03 | 5666281 Barnaby
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The majority of my breadwinning for 20 years and counting is with the customer watching what I do to his/her computer or network. If you can't let them watch you, find a new line of work or retire.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:40 | 5666747 L Bean
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Yeah...'watching'. Way to miss the entire fucking point.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:07 | 5666821 Barnaby
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Watch, record, take notes, who gives a fuck? What does your husband do, secret nuclear stuff that requires secret nuclear clearance? He must be very important.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:55 | 5666229 Barnaby
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Yeah, you go girl. Like anything you do or say is important enough to record!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:22 | 5666674 WillyGroper
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Tell me Barnaby, where can one find such an exaggerated sense of self importance all the while surrenduring total control of your brain to the state?

Perhaps the damage has been done.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:36 | 5666739 Barnaby
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I don't understand your reply. My response was to someone thinking they're so important as to take up my Glass's limited storage space?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:50 | 5666830 L Bean
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great argument Barnaby. lol

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:12 | 5666874 Barnaby
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Great husband who snaps when he's held accountable. (ROFL? are acronyms still a thing?)

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:12 | 5666970 WillyGroper
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Thinking they're so important...

You do know emf causes cancer don't you?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:16 | 5667002 Barnaby
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God I hope so, only instead of it being "John Travolta big idea cancer" I hope it's "quick death cancer." You people are so, so intolerably stupid.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:28 | 5667370 WillyGroper
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We shall see.

Just cuz I'm the nice person I is...

ZBig stated the US Embassy had the highest cancer rate in the WORLD.

Woody Woodpecker

If luck has it, we'll revisit your intolerably stupid remark in the not too distant future. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:29 | 5666087 pupdog1
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Google has become a verb that means spying.

Google is extremely dangerous to the privacy of Americans.

What the fuck were they thinking with this thing?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:53 | 5666220 css1971
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Has become? WTF? Stick a space between the 'o's.

It always was a company about spying and it says so right there in the name.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:25 | 5666680 WillyGroper
Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:31 | 5666097 Seasmoke
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Perfect time for Reggie to regroup. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:53 | 5666228 general ambivalent
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Just think of the stuxnet possibilities. Muahahaha.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 15:55 | 5666231 Max Steel
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Shit ! I haven't tried them yet . They are not available in my nation .

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:17 | 5666359 LetsGetPhysical
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Stupidest shit ever. You look like a complete fucking A-hole wearing that shit on your face. It screams DOUCHEBAG. R.I.P. GLASSHOLES. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 16:28 | 5666398 Barnaby
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I know. And at the time I only cashed out 1.1 (self-mined) BTC to buy them.

Why does something I wear make you so angry? Are you as angry at my bowler? That guy's MuVo or GoPro? The dozens of cams in every store and on every street?

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:36 | 5668077 zipit
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Shut it, Glassholes.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:16 | 5666647 Zymurguy
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Apple made great prducts when they were designed well.  Now they are just fashion statements and terribly low on design qualities.  Google glass... now that's neither designed well nor much of a fashion statement.  They'd sell a lot more of them if they didn't look so stupid.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:01 | 5666909 Atomizer
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The only glass I care about, my new Blackberry Passport Gorilla Glass screen.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:17 | 5666656 Atomizer
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Creepy Google Voyeurism glasses are finally shit canned. Blimey!

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:47 | 5666718 Atomizer
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Can’t wait for the Crapple iWatch to launch. You can either check the time by pulling out your paired iphone device or look at your wrist. We must create NASA redundancies in our life, in case we feel like picking on the Pope regarding freedom of speech.

The Pope vs. the Queen

The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth, "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that." The Queen says, "Watch this." So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic. So the Pope is standing there thinking, "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says,” I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes, "No way, it can't be done." So the Pope head-butts her.

/sarc

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:46 | 5666805 Barnaby
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So on a "cutting-edge" financial board I'm the only asshole with the means to explore Glass?

Lame.

BTW I dictated this from the gunwale of my little sloop, as I do most days.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:56 | 5666862 WillyGroper
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It would appear so.

Sail on sailor.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 17:46 | 5666807 Bumbu Sauce
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The next iteration will be even worse for privacy.  I guarantee.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:00 | 5666897 Barnaby
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Sure, because the Explorer is completely safe unless you share. It can only get less private. ???

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:29 | 5667079 Barnaby
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That's great news. Like a PS3 Fat, Glass will be among the only tech that has ever grown its value.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 19:35 | 5667246 Atomizer
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PS3 Fat? Please tell me you don't live in your parents basement. Glass has been around for ages. Both Ford and GM had a front windshield that would defrost snow/frost in seconds. Problem was the aftermarket cost to replace such luxury was exorbitant. One stone or nick in windshield would fuck up the entire system, you could only replace the manufacture spec glass window or skip that feature by installing a generic tinted window.

What is so special about google glass? Other than being software driven. Please explain.

Edit: One of my older cars uses a camera when placing car in reverse. Camera was built into rear view mirror (glass). All new camera's are built into console, which is stupid. Most people are looking forward and backing out. (No Glass, LCD screen). Most of us grew up without a camera, turned around to back out of a parking space. 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 20:17 | 5667650 Barnaby
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While you're using your fingers and toes to understand the tech in your car's camera, the rest of the world does other things. Happy driving!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 06:33 | 5669269 Atomizer
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Correct. We are both A type personalities that disagree to agree. No harm or fowl.

We always drive safe!

 

BMW M3 GTS VS BMW M5 F10 Ring Taxi Nürburgring

 

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 18:37 | 5667109 Manipuflation
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More shit you don't need was all I ever thought.

Thu, 01/15/2015 - 21:34 | 5668069 zipit
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Glassholes

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