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Bullard's Back (But Stocks Ain't Buying It... Yet)
Fool us once? Here we go again...
- *BULLARD: FED COULD RESUME UNCONVENTIONAL POLICY IF NEEDED
- *BULLARD SAYS LESSON OF QE IS IT WORKS `FAIRLY WELL'
For now the market is not reacting...
Some more Bullard comments...
- *BULLARD SAYS WAGES ARE LAGGING INDICATOR OF INFLATION
- *BULLARD SAYS HE'S NOT EXPECTING `EXPLOSION' IN WAGE GROWTH
- *BULLARD SAYS HE EXPECTS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL FALL BELOW 5% IN 2015
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F^%* You
Can somebody please put a ball gag on Bullard, dress him up in a leather suit and store him in a trunk in the basement of a shop run by some creepy fuck named Zed? Please?
"Bring out the Gimp."
Gimp's sleepin.
These guys must be laughin their asses off when they pull this BS.....I'll bet that perv is whackin' off watchin' right now...hehhehhehe
watch the tribe doing something to the market at 3:59 pm today
"Market"...... Lol.... you crack me up.
'Market' is just a euphamism for 'rigged casino' these days Doc.
Sorry Bullard, the lesson is that all governments are parasites that continually expand until they crush their hosts (the productive, voluntary market exchanges of the citizenry)
*BULLARD NEVER ACTUALLY SAID ANYTHING. FED HAS A PR DEPARTMENT THAT BRINGS OUT VARIOUS 'NAMES' AT CERTAIN 'TIMES' TO STEER THE SO-CALLED 'MARKET' WITH ALGO INFLUENCING 'HEADLINES'.
That's raycisssst
or a pair of pliers and blow torch..
A glass rod, a hammer, a short piece of 1x2, a staple gun, lots and lots of water, a beer bong and a diuretic.
nailgun
A fence post, a rope, and a goat.
They'd be a perfect match. Zed is likely Bullard's sexual fantasy. I'd like to see Zed have his way with Mr. yellen.
"I'd like to see Zed have his way with Mr. yellen. "
I've seen some really fucked porn in my day, but that is just over the top.
That's 'bull gag'.
this combined with that trial balloon ny post hack about nirp...it is coming folks!!! get your physical gold. although when the gestapo begins rounding up valuables probably won't make much of difference. who loves the handringing the last 5 days on the markets? all of that for a 3% decline!!!! they'll have us back to 2100 on the s&P by weds. buy spy calls at will....the fed is.
Bullard stick a cock in it you cunt
the bullshit is strong in this one......
Bullardshit!
Algo's were OTL. Wait till the're back.
fires are burning. pissing on them wont put em out. keep trying though. its funny for those that are tired of the rampant bullshit and destruction of capitalism by the fed.
Swissing on them, is more like it.
Looks like the SNB did more than just destroy their own credibility.About time.
Now its put up, or shut up.
It works,,,,, for them that is.
Bullard says.... Please China, don't unpeg your currency.
Just wait, by this summer, the whole Western World is gonna uncork one like after a night of Genny Cream Ales with a Taco Bell night cap.
pods
Ahhh Genny Cream Ale.
Reminds me of Halloween at Stoneonta
Cincinnati had it's Little Kings in 7 oz glass bottles.
A case of those between 2 friends made for an awful next day.
Those little bottles were great for pegging road signs while cruising at 40 mph.
Used to get case of miller ponys for 6 bucks . Next co over as we lived in a dry co. Sell to anyone with cash those days. Loved hitting those signs on the way back
About a year ago, some ZH poster regaled us all with an interesting Gennesee Cream Ale story...from what I remember, a major competitor of Kodak secretly sponsored a 'Corned beef and Genny' night at the local tavern that all the Kodak office people hung out at, had the drink and sandwich prices set ridiculously low so no one could resist, week after week this went on......end result was that the whole Kodak office stunk to be damned and nobody could get a thing done! Eventually, the intolerable and nauseating daily working conditions put Kodak out of business!
Lesson is, that if corned beef n beer farts could take down a huge multinational, what chance do we have against the real pros?
Unconventional policy sounds like bail ins and negative rates to me.
Perhaps that Twitter hack was not a hack at all.
QE "works fairly well"?!?!? Coupled with ZIRP (for those with access to money at those rates) this is in fact a "let the majority eat cake" monetary experiment.
How did that work out last time asshat?
Roll, roll, roll the guillotine
swiftly to the fed...
Shit, it doesn't go with the tune. Oh well.
Roll out the guillotine
We'll have a barrel of heads
Roll out the guillotine
We're gonna start with the fed...
"Oh just give it a minute, it will sink in"
-Agent Hobbs Fast 5
I realize that if Bulltard were to drop dead of heart failure or trip while running with a nail gun, that he would be replaced with an exact duplicate.
However a person can still dream... For now, could be a memo out against that any day!
Asshole!
should change his name to fuck-tard.
Words and words...all they have remaining.
We all now QE 4 is coming...it has to...we also know it can't come without a massive drop in the markets.
What good will it do?
The economy has never recovered. Sure...Wall Street has gone to the moon...but now they're out a couple hundred billion as the SNB implodes and oil production goes through the roof.
Oh, and...now the French have waged war on Islam. "Welcome to the sandbox."
I fail to see how France can go to war in the Middle East and still be in the euro.
The point isn't what good it will do. The point is what good can you do knowing it is coming.
BULLARD SAYS WAGES ARE LAGGING INDICATOR OF INFLATION
HAHAHAHA! Deal Bullard, please explain everything post 1999 then http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/?g=XmK
Prices DO move before wages. This is why deflation is better for us working stiffs than inflation.
ORLY! http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/fredgraph.png?g=XmL Or http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/graph/?g=XmN
Are you going to believe the Fed on this? Wage increases are always trying to make up last year's inflation - if the '70s were any indication. It took a while (due to labour contracts) for the unions to get forward-looking on inflation, which created more inflation of its own and thereby was self-defeating.
At this point isn't it conventional policy?
*BULLARD SAYS LESSON OF QE IS IT WORKS `FAIRLY WELL'
This is like the third time today I've disturbed my coworkers with hysterical laughter. Stop it Zero Hedge. You're gonna get me fired.
Consider what he means by it works before you laugh. What are THEY trying to accomplish?
Not so funny now is it?
The era of co-ordinated central bankster interventinon is over! Price discovery will return! Stocks and bonds, which are grossly overpriced, are going to come crashing down.
Still need to tix the Banks. Could be sitting on a couple trillion in derivative exposure tied to the SNB.
The FDIC needs to move in here and start auditing the books of these clowns.
Citi/Morgan/America Bank here we come...
The FDIC couldn't audit my lunch box
Everyone knows stocks are just waiting to make a move on Euro QE, like it is a "surprise" or something. I think they like to juice things during the press conferences becuase it makes the CB's look powerful.
BULLTARD YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!
"For now the market is not reacting..."
Am i missing something? this was just posted on ZH but the market has been ramping for the past 3 hours
He should change his name to bullshitard
*BULLARD SAYS HE EXPECTS UNEMPLOYMENT WILL FALL BELOW 5% IN 2015
Yes and people on FOOD stamps will rise to 50 Million
5.5% and below is considered to be full employment. Its 5.6% according to them now. And rates at zirp. So much for their false mandate.
Before this ends we will have negative unemployment rates and even unborn babies will have a job waiting for them upon exiting the womb.
...and rates will be negative because everything is "fixed". Yeah, really not much credibility left now.
Pretty tough to move a market against the 'specs' on OPEX day. Watch what happens from 14:30 NYT on. That will tell the tale.
Vol seems to be confirming market move up, though. <shrug>
Edit: It's close to 14:30 and vol is moving up slowly while /ES holds in position. Interesting. To me it suggests that there won't be a move up after all (but what do I know - no one can predict the future. It's just interesting that vol is being bought even though /ES is as well).
What are you going to buy, Bullard?
You've ALREADY cornered the bond market ... and deficits are shrinking
not much to buy ... and Mr Market won't be impressed with a skimpy QE
they will own it ALL someday. all the stocks, all the real estate, all the bonds.
Fuck Bullard.
Bullard's bullish bullshit, aint gunna fly nomore, bitchez.
Since the banks are the Federal Reserve, abolish the banks.
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."
--Thomas Jefferson
There is a lot of truth in that statment, however Jefferson never made it. Another phony quote make it's way around the internet.
However, Jefferson did not like banks very much in reality.
Very true, which is why the "quote"can be passed off as made by him.
Tell me about it.
See ya Illinois! Nice knowin' ya!
So Bullard, it hurts!!
Fed or anyone else's QE can't stop black swans from appearing.
The CB'S are providing us with many clues today...the most obvious of course, they have no fuck'en idea what to do.
Throwing shit against the wall, seeing if any sticks.
Someone here wiith the capability of doing so should put together a nice photoshop picture of a true "American Horror Story" featuring Bullard, Yellen, Bernanke, Greenspan, Obama, Bush the Second, Dimon, Blackfein, and any others that are deemed necessary and appropriate. Or, inappropriate, as the case may be.
Don't you mean"American Whore Story"? Same differnece I guess.
"FED COULD RESUME UNCONVENTIONAL POLICY IF NEEDED "
'NEEDED' by WHO, and WHY?
How about you assholes cease speculating with our deposits goddamnit!
You wanna bet the house -bet YOUR house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_fzSc_i0Tc
And what about 'raising rates'? I guess the Fed just changes their mind like changing their socks? Gee and they're perplexed why people think they're full of shit.
This crap is going to go on for eternity... The CB kleptos are going to keep passing the baton until the serfs are so destitute and hungry that they would rather risk death than be shackled to the current system, and a chance to hang some bankers and politicians.
stfu bultard
At what point do we say, Enough?
When the markets no longer react to Fed jaw-flapping.
They keep on talking the game of raising rates. They know they can never normalize rates with all the US debt.
The Federal Reserve must be concerned if they bring BullTard out each time.
Acting like the scarecrow for the bears.
The day the Federal Reserve loses control of markets is the day markets become free again.
Unfortunately bank holidays when that occurs.
For cris sakes, we havent even entered correction territory! This 'NOT free market' has turned into the biggest knee jerkin-est cluster fuck i've ever seen.
Once? You're kidding, right?
Dear me, the market isn't lapping up the soothing words of Bullshitard? Is the narrative of central bank omnipotence cracking?
I just imagine the hard swallow he took when the Dow didn't immediately jump 400 points.
C'mon, bitch, up the ante. We need a Draghi-style assurance that you'll do "whatever it takes" to back the markets. Anything less is a cop-out.
He is only trying to help. Fuck it, kill him anyway
when do they roll out the lawn gnome?
Sure QE 'works fairly well' from the standpoint of market pumpers who only care about their 3:30 market ramps.
QE only works to pump markets when HFTs are working with them. ICE has banned HFTs as of Jan 14.
Ballard is becoming like Draghi - just another useless bankster windbag.
Just wait for 175+ million are on foodcards. They aint done yet, not EVEN close to destroying whats left.
QE works really well at inflating asset prices into bubbles. He loves crying wolf at the slightest, single digit percent market decline. Shows what a joke it has become.
I can't wait until ISIS finds out planners in the Eccles building are "printing" cartoons of Muhammad.
How pitiful the Federal Reserve has become.
Where they have to resort to a Fed member coming out and threatening QE if the markets drop further.
We can't be that far from a financial event beyond the Fed's control.
uh, DOW is up like 190, dude.
Way to Go BullTard. Thanks for helping me pick that bottom, again.
Let's see... sit at terminal, watch market drop 5% from previous high, trade out of bonds and into stawks, wait for BullTard to speak, watch market rip higher, trade out of stocks after bulltard launch, rinse, repeat.
Useful idiot.