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How The Oligarchs Spend 'Your' Money

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Via Jim Quinn's The Burning Platform blog,

Ultra-expensive automobiles accounted for a massive slice of the global luxury goods market last year. Across the world, the super rich spent almost $438 billion on fancy cars in 2014. Personal luxury items like perfume, jewellery and clothing were the second largest market, accounting for $278 billion. The value of the world’s luxury goods market has increased steadily in recent times, little surprise given the increasing number of billionaires across the globe. All in all, people splurged over $1 trillion on upmarket items throughout the year.

 

 

It's good to be king...

 

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Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:12 | 5671366 SickDollar
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No joke , watch the tribe doing something to the market at 3:59 pm today

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:17 | 5671397 Buckaroo Banzai
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1) Technically, it's not "your" money, it belongs to the Federal Reserve. They rest of us are just allowed to use it, after the bankers get done with using it first.

2) Technically, it's not "money", it is an irredeemable debt note.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:20 | 5671407 Looney
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Speaking of "irredeemable debt notes"

Russian Minister of Agriculture said today that if Greece exits the EU, the Russian sanctions against it will be dropped immediately. He also said that Russia will be glad to start building its relationship with newly independent and sovereign Greece as a mutually beneficial partnership of equals.

BTW, isn’t the new gas pipeline “Turkish Stream” going to the border of Turkey and GREECE? ;-)

Looney

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:19 | 5671411 Buckaroo Banzai
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and

3) Technically, you can't "spend" this "money" that is "yours" because there is no exchange of value in the transaction. Something inherently worthless cannot be honestly exchanged for something of real value.

Other than that I have no problem with the premise of the article.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:20 | 5671408 daedon
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Gold is due for a good smack down, it's Paper Time !

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:40 | 5671493 ukspreads
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Not if you consider why it is up so much and also think the markets are in good shape

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:40 | 5671494 ukspreads
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I have no idea why this printed twice

Not if you consider why it is up so much and also think the markets are in good shape

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:52 | 5671546 seek
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Yeah, gold is looking a little too much like a flight to safety option right now. Can't have that, so it's due for a really good whack. If not today, early next week.

It looks like the agreed-upon peg is $1,200 or so, and alarm bells ring over $1,220. We're pushing $1,280, so I'd think we see at least a $50 move down in the next five trading days unless the contagion really gets out of hand (and I surely hope it does, I want to see central bank buildings getting looted before I die.)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:08 | 5671620 ukspreads
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Let's see what news unfolds over the weekend. Given the choice of holding stawks or gold over the next two days, I think I'd choose the bright metal stuff

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:15 | 5671661 seek
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Gold makes a really shitty pillow, but I'd sleep much better resting my head on it than a sack of cash or stawks.

If I had to bet that gold is over v. under today's close this time next week, I'd go with the statistics and pick the under. I hope I'm wrong.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:09 | 5671888 ukspreads
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Nobody really knows, unless you're a fat ugly central banker

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:20 | 5671419 junction
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According to the Exaro website, in the UK the rich are paying considerable sums for pedophile activities, including protection payments now to law enforcement to cover up past misdeeds, including child murders.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:38 | 5671481 i_call_you_my_base
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Sadly, it probably doesn't cost that much.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:19 | 5671676 UselessEater
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Well the cost of doing business of any sort, is a fab tax write off in the revolving door universe. Also notice how any time there is a war, FF or riot their fancy toys, trinkets (and my water bowl) are not in the destruction zone?

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:10 | 5671367 LawsofPhysics
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Wait what, no hookers and blow?  I call bullshit.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:14 | 5671383 SickDollar
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Tyler you should post one about how the sheeple spend their debts

1 food

2. entertainment

3  Moar food

4  Moar entertainment

5  Moar food

6 Entertainment

7.doctors bills

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:20 | 5671416 Bill of Rights
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8. Porn

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:29 | 5671453 Bunghole
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Porn's free.

porntube.com

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:35 | 5671470 SickDollar
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wow , judging from your comment + your avatar, you sure know your porn

We have a King pin/Porn Expert  in our ZH family

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:37 | 5671484 Bill of Rights
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And a lovely avatar at that...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:40 | 5671487 Bunghole
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Whatever I can do to help.

Wasn't Vogel from the Bankheist the porn king of Soho?

Where's my pain killers.  These bloody kidney stones are killing me.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:44 | 5671509 SickDollar
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+100 good laugh for a friday afternoon

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:51 | 5671535 hoist the bs flag
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"Porn's free."  awesome... is Malware and virus removal free too? 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:54 | 5671561 Bunghole
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You've heard of burner phones?

Get yourself a burner laptop.  

Dedicate solely to the exploits of spanking the monkey.

It's good for the eCONomy, dont 'cha know.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:39 | 5671744 hoist the bs flag
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thanks for the tip! i am on it! gonna fap on down to Best Buy and get me one of them lil Chromebooks...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:31 | 5671454 Buckaroo Banzai
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9. Car insurance

10. "Health" insurance

11. "Homeowners" insurance

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:36 | 5671477 Bunghole
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I wonder when the life insurance lobby will get in on the game to force us pledes to carry a minimum $1MM policy?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:47 | 5671527 robobbob
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.....................that names your health insurance carrier and SSI as co-beneficiaries

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:38 | 5671491 reTARD
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12. Taxes to pay for "federal public services"

13. Double and triple taxes for "state and local services" (many hidden as subsidies and fees in your utilities, phone bills, etc.)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 22:13 | 5672729 ImGumbydmmt
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to reTARD

"12. Taxes to pay for "federal public services"

13. Double and triple taxes for "state and local services" (many hidden as subsidies and fees in your utilities, phone bills, etc.)"

You beat me to it!

When your self employed and no longer under the W2 weekly forfeiture scheme and have to write the quarterly estimated check, plus the 15.3% self employment penalty tax the blinders suddenly come off,

OMG that’s a lot of money ….for what?

But Wait there's more!

My county  Tax assessor office in Oregon just sent me an official STATE form to itemize all my personal business property for a business property tax assessment.

1. the instructions explicitly say property not 100% for personal use MUST be included as a business asset.

2. But my accountant says for IRS filings equipment not 100% for BUSINESS use CANNOT be claimed for exemption.

So Catch 22.

Example I am a work from home architect. So a tape measure or laptop computer, or Carhart jeans I buy for work, but use at home CANNOT be claimed as a tax exemption for the URS but MUST be claimed as a taxable business asset?

WTF?

Next

Most of this stuff I bought AS AN EMPLOYEE years ago, before I moved to Oregon, with POST TAX income, and already PAID State Sales TAX on the items. (already double taxed stuff), Now it’s considered a taxable asset of my business because I moved to Oregon and hung out my shingle?

Example, cool architecture coffee table books I bought for fun while i working stiff employee architect on the dredge projects when based in Chicago like the Generic version of Pepto Bismol factory remodel. Shelves and Shelves of Books I  purchased over several years just so I could lust over what "real" architects got to do.

Well 10 years later I get to pull out those books for real clients, and NOW Oregon claims they can tax them as a business asset?

WTF?

and if I do not fill out the form by March 31 its a 50% penalty on whatever they want to assume, and 100% penalty by August.

So I am bound to disclose, and if I falsely disclose I am liable, and I am bound to disclose even stuff that is in the "grey area" like a tape measure or Carhartt jeans which the IRS will NOT let me claim.

WTFWTFWTF???

Sorry just had to get that out…..

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 18:41 | 5672203 AGuy
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#0. Paying off\bribing gov't officials (to maintain or obtain your monopoly, No bid contracts, get out of jail, etc) --- Amount $1 Trillion dollars (must show pic of Dr evil with pinky extended)

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:38 | 5671480 JRobby
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Art - The moar $$ the better

Antique's

Wine - $$ thousands per bottle

Cognac's        "       "       "

Armagnac's     "       "       "

etc.

 

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:41 | 5671496 1000yrdstare
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We don't care....

we're drivin cadillacs in our dreams...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:14 | 5671384 kliguy38
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Oh don't worry, that's chump change for them......three at a time and an eight ball for breakfast is nuttin'

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:15 | 5671385 Looney
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Hookers and Blow = HOBLOW?  Or BLOOKERS? ;-)

bLooney

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:19 | 5671415 El Vaquero
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Blumpkins!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:23 | 5671426 Looney
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Bloopers?  ;-)

Looney

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:29 | 5671446 hoist the bs flag
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yep...that shit is priced in at the hotel

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 18:57 | 5672260 zipit
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Blumpkin + massive hit off crack pipe at appropriate time.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:16 | 5671400 astoriajoe
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Hookers is subcategory in 'Hotel', while I think the blow is in 'food'.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:14 | 5671380 KnuckleDragger-X
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I figure anybody who buys a million dollar car http://www.thesupercars.org/bugatti/bugatti-veyron/ must have an extremely small penis.....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:16 | 5671390 SickDollar
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Oh you just made me realize why I will never have a million dollar car , because I have a big one (thank you lord, you made me poorbut you blessed mewith a  BIG cock )

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:17 | 5671405 Zymurguy
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You have great amounts

in the place where it counts!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:42 | 5671780 hoist the bs flag
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speaking of dicks and million dollar cars: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/229167/someone-painted-a-graffiti-dick-o...

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:18 | 5671928 Parrotile
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Pointless exercise, unless you drive on unoccupied highways. If you are stuck in traffic, your speed is that of everone else, and being in a "low slung" vehicle means "everyone else" is looking down on you, surrounded by higher vehicles. NOT the most pleasant sensation, even for the non-claustrophobic.

These convert to RVs with very little effort - http://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/plugins/PostviaEmail/images/Stalwart_Alvis_Amphian_For_Sale_Front_0_resize.jpg and you'll NEVER have those "awful plebs" looking down at you. Something to consider?? :-D

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:16 | 5671401 Zymurguy
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I used to work at an offshore performance boat manufacturer ("cigarette" type boats).  Folks would fly to the factory to watch their boats being built... $500K-$1mm boats.  It was nothing for them.  They drop $500 like you or I dropping $0.50 to get a Coke.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:26 | 5671436 Big Corked Boots
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Where you get Coke for fitty cent?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:39 | 5671488 tarsubil
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He's talking about the new 2 oz cans.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:44 | 5671518 hoist the bs flag
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ooohhh..those hedonic, adjusted for inflation cans! got it. should be lower soon...Aluminum is going down the toilet too.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:38 | 5671492 JRobby
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At the Caddy Shack (at least until Lew had a losing streak at the track)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:26 | 5671437 hoist the bs flag
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50 cents to get a coke? U stationed in Panama?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:37 | 5671485 SickDollar
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give me some of that cheap blow lol

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:17 | 5671404 GalacticEmissary
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But but their the job creators.

Pffft!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:42 | 5671501 JRobby
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Reminds me of Reagan speeches about "trickle down" ECON. You could almost see the bulge where the puppeteer's arm was shoved up inside his coat........

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:57 | 5671567 TheRedScourge
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"Trickle down economics" is more commonly known as "economics".

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:19 | 5671412 Batman11
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Is that the trickle down effect?

No, they are pissing on you.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:23 | 5671423 GalacticEmissary
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Personally, I'm tired of being trickled on...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:34 | 5671417 Dr. Engali
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"How The Oligarchs Spend 'Your' Money"

 

 

See Jim, that's your problem right there. It's all their money (well, it's not really money), and we are their people. The best slaves are those who think they are free. The sooner you accept that little fact, the better off you'll be. Now go sit in your barcalounger, eat your monosodium glutamate filled Cheetos, have a piss water domestic king of beers, and enjoy the big game.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:33 | 5671462 centerline
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSCFrI-t04

A must see from a great video game.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:36 | 5671476 Dr. Engali
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Awesome! I'm keeping that. Thanks.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:45 | 5671516 Unstable Condition
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LMFAO!

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:24 | 5671430 Big Corked Boots
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I bought me a new Carhartt boiler suit.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:26 | 5671435 Max Steel
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Dear Oligarchs 

" SHARING IS CARING "

Regards

M_S 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:28 | 5671449 Bell's 2 hearted
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Dear M_S

 

Screw You

 

Regards

 

The Oligarchs

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:40 | 5671498 Max Steel
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OK SIRE !

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:47 | 5671526 JRobby
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THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:26 | 5671438 Bell's 2 hearted
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i guess that answers the age old question

when is enough, enough?

Never!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:26 | 5671439 Bill of Rights
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Top Analyst: “All these central banks are all going to debunk their currencies & it’s going to default to just one currency that can’t be debunked, & that’s Gold.”
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102342228
Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:28 | 5671443 Unstable Condition
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O/T

Did Red Pill go Galt?

Haven't seen a post forever on here and no posts on twitter since Oct. 2013.

If so, good for him.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:35 | 5671467 Dr. Engali
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He took the blue pill.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:41 | 5671503 Unstable Condition
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Not voluntarily, I bet...

FEMA re-education camp?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:47 | 5671532 TalkToLind
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Room 101.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 18:46 | 5681417 MeelionDollerBogus
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Time to report for Re-Neducation!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:46 | 5671530 clade7
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I got his cell phone digits..maybe I better check up on him?  He's been hitting this pretty hard for a long time, maybe just took a break to reset I hope..

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:50 | 5671545 Unstable Condition
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Don't blame him (?) for logging off, been contimplating doing the same thing lately.

Just seems like a lot of the really good commenters have gone from ZH since I started coming here.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:18 | 5671674 centerline
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Seems we are in the Bill Murray Groundhog Day phase of this worldwide economic train wreck.  No need to say anything any more.  At least until the next shoe drops. 

On the same tangent, I spent years listening to the news every morning.  Lately, I have been tuning it out and going back to audio books and music. 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:32 | 5671457 kchrisc
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The few who have billions of the billion's wealth.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

My job is to wake up the people, enrage them with the cause, and who of their condition, and then turn them lose on the thieves and intruders of their wealth, Liberty, and dignity. This I live, dream, and will.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:46 | 5671534 lasvegaspersona
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You keep saying we need to be repayed but you do not seem to realize there is no real and valuable money to repay you with. It is all the illusion of wealth, promises of a future transfer of wealth.  I assure you we will be repayed...when the money becomes worthless.

Nominally we will be fine.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:45 | 5671793 kchrisc
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Actually, I am trying to get people to realize that all the banksters' wealth was stolen from them, and that all debts supposedly owed to the banksters are illegitimate, and null and void. All bankster loan-money has been stolen from the debtors, people, in the first place--we are being loaned OUR wealth. The people do not owe the banksters, but the banksters owe us, the people.

We should,and shall, demand they repay us. Repayment can come in the from of gold, silver, and/or heads.

"It is all the illusion of wealth, promises of a future transfer of wealth.  I assure you we will be repayed...when the money becomes worthless. Nominally we will be fine."

That is not true, because the banksters have stolen not just our wealth from today, but from tomorrow as well. They have literally stolen our seed corn from our silos, leading us to believe that there is still hope in next year's harvest, that they have already consumed. But they will gladly loan us some seed corn, our seed corn, with interest to tide us over.

They, the banksters, will continue to insist on living off of our backs, and so will continue to employ violence and thugs to do so--we will not be fine. We will not be fine until we remove the banksters, put them to the guillotines, and Restore our Lives, Liberties, and Property, under sound money.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:45 | 5671515 lasvegaspersona
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BS...only peons cruise....the rich just buy the Island and erect barriers to keep the unwashed out....

At least that's what I plan to do...someday...has anyone found the billions I lost in the seat cushions?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:43 | 5671517 TalkToLind
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This chart is missing the two most important upmarket items:  light-weight gold bullion ingots and miniature giraffes.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:59 | 5671580 ersatz007
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ahh...the great promise of Trickle Down economics....I mean talk about job creation!!!

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:50 | 5671967 itstippy
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Wealthy people spend way too much money on "super cars".  

A friend of mine bought an old Ford Fairlane for $6K a few years ago. It was someone's project car and they ran out of money before they got it done.  It was in pieces.  My friend's a good mechanic, and he put the car back together.  He didn't bother to spend the time and money to make it "show quality" - he just bolted everything back together and made it very mechanically sound and roadworthy.

That is the most-fun car ever.  It's got an enormous V8 engine, dual exhaust, four speed stick shift, and a red primer paint job.  He blasts around drinking and smoking without worrying about the upholstery.  He spins the tires and spits tar & gravel all over Hell without worrying about the paint job. If anything breaks he just fixes it himself for very little cost.  The car's a beast and he hasn't broken anything major yet despite driving it very hard.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:38 | 5672010 falak pema
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The need for a new paradigm :

A specter is haunting the world economy -- the specter of job-killing technology. How this challenge is met will determine the fate of the world's market economies and democratic polities, in much the same way that Europe's response to the rise of the socialist movement during the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped the course of subsequent history.

When the new industrial working class began to organize, governments defused the threat of revolution from below that Karl Marx had prophesied by expanding political and social rights, regulating markets, erecting a welfare state that provided extensive transfers and social insurance, and smoothing the ups and downs of the macroeconomy. In effect, they reinvented capitalism to make it more inclusive and to give workers a stake in the system.

Today's technological revolutions call for a similarly comprehensive reinvention. The potential benefits of discoveries and new applications in robotics, biotechnology, digital technologies and other areas are all around us and easy to see. Indeed, many believe that the world economy may be on the cusp of another explosion in new technologies.

read more here : 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dani-rodrik/world-market-economy-challenge...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 18:22 | 5681343 MeelionDollerBogus
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NO, not hufflepo!

So far every technology I've seen has created jobs both for those who maintain the machines/software and the people now who can do a job using that tool who beforehand... maybe had little or no job skills and so no job.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 18:16 | 5672132 Equality 7-25-1
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How much did they cummulatively spend on lawyers? Surely more than 1T...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 18:18 | 5672136 gcjohns1971
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Why should they buy Lawyers when they bought the courts long ago?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 18:23 | 5672149 Equality 7-25-1
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In 2014 banksters spent more on lawyers than politicians and judges combined. Hitmen would be cheaper, which should give you some idea why WW3. How much did they cumulatively spend on increasingly unconvincing propaganda?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 18:19 | 5681333 MeelionDollerBogus
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a-haw

a-haw

a-haw!

Let them eat cake!

Piffle, I say, piffle on the poor! mwahahahaahahaha (I crush your head)

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