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This should be good - from the guys who put a kill-switch on the web and want to ban all encryption...

 

Press Conference due to begin at 12:20ET....

 

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Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:18 | 5670770 Haus-Targaryen
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Guaranteed Cameron is on top -- he has experience in these things as Merkel normally gives it to him from behind.  He knows what goes where. 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:18 | 5670775 stinkhammer
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couple of chimpanzees with loaded handguns IMHO

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:20 | 5670778 PrayingMantis
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... dumb and dumber ...

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:22 | 5670797 Looney
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Three Stooges – Barry, Davie, and the Teleprompter ;-)

Looney

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:24 | 5670814 Bay of Pigs
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Whats the over/under on how late they will be?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:28 | 5670822 hedgeless_horseman
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Je suis Edward Snowden.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:28 | 5670839 SickDollar
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 more like how to fix the Muppet Show

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:29 | 5670846 hedgeless_horseman
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Heywood, sent personally by David Cameron, told the editor to stop publishing articles based on leaked material from American's National Security Agency and GCHQ. At one point Heywood said: "We can do this nicely or we can go to law". He added: "A lot of people in government think you should be closed down."

 

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jan/31/footage-released-guardian...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:30 | 5670851 TruxtonSpangler
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Happiness in slavery

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5670924 smlbizman
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fuck that nigger...and oblamah too...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:26 | 5671108 Four chan
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why does obama look like a used barf bag?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:39 | 5671188 Eternal Complainer
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A couple of colostomy bags.

Notice how gold $ silver mining shares start selling down right before the two shit bags take the podium.

Its like: the mining shares cower and hide in great fear of the spectre & awesomeness of these two shit bags before they speak.

Always happens in the farce that is the western corrupted markets.

Its really hard to believe that these insects think that their constant daily market rigging interventions/interferences are in some way accepted as being legitimate

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:29 | 5670841 General Decline
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You're going to be free and YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5670940 KnuckleDragger-X
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Freedom? You can't handle freedom!!! Now bend over and hold this jar of Vaseline....

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 01:29 | 5673135 Equality 7-25-1
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...for me, so I can cue the Star Spangled Banner, before representing you. Proper.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:02 | 5671329 TeethVillage88s
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National Referendums will set you free, since it is only then that debate and Democracy can be learned, felt, understood, and only then can people truly feel people power & intellectual power.

- Unless we allow them to use Diebold Voting Machines

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:25 | 5670809 Soul Glow
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So as the voters can relate to them.  Our society has become so egotistical everyone believes they could be president and so the puppet in chief needs to be relatable.  Golfing Obama and blabber mouth Cameron fit the bill.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 02:10 | 5673199 angel_of_joy
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Together, they look like the guys from "Dumb, Dumber" except for their haircuts...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:04 | 5671333 Wile-E-Coyote
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Dave is a fucking wanker.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:34 | 5670869 czarangelus
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That's racist.

One of'em's a snow monkey.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:22 | 5670780 Latina Lover
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I have no doubt that Obama will enjoy playing submissive. Perhaps he will bring Reggie along to spice things up.

 

On a more serious note, I cannot think of a greater threat to our right of free speech than Obama and Cameron combined.  I feel so ashamed to be led by such poor quality.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:25 | 5670811 SofaPapa
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"I feel so ashamed to be led by such poor quality."

+1

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5670927 SilverIsKing
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What do you mean poor quality?  They are not of poor quality.

They are of the highest quality pieces of shit money can buy.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:02 | 5670995 Arnold
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Workmanship standards have clearly declined over the years, and the cost has gotten higher.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:43 | 5671216 IndyPat
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Reggie can't join today.

The gimp is sleepin'....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:40 | 5670887 junction
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Dead reporter Michael Hastings might have another opinion of free speech in the USA under Obama.  Not only was Hastings executed, but his body was cremated on orders from Obana's henchmen to block finding signs of trauma and torture.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5670937 doctor10
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Really hasn't taken either of them very long to decide to administer some FREEDOM!! domestically.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:52 | 5670953 KnuckleDragger-X
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Orwell was an optimist....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:09 | 5671887 Yancey Ward
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He asked Obama if he liked pork in his ass, and Obama said it was against his religion- so he opted for the dildo.

Sun, 01/18/2015 - 09:31 | 5676135 doctor10
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These two are scheming, in the wake of the Parisian 911, ways in which they can contrive to sell a free speech shut-down -because "First Amendment rights" are so obviously terorristic.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:22 | 5670776 Quinvarius
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Clearly the NSA has been overhyped.  And I will tell you why this won't work.  I can encode something before I send it or even hide it in a .jpg file.  If they ban encrytion they do nothing but make commerce less safe.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:26 | 5670819 PirateOfBaltimore
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There are signal processing algorithms that can detect potential steganographic hits.  Steganography is only useful in conjunction with heavy encryption -- otherwise it is simply "security through obscurity" as they say...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:26 | 5670826 seek
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Spot on. When you sift through all the revealations, what you really learn is the NSA works by being sneaky and abusing the legal system, and not by being mathematically omnipotent and decrypting everything.

Mildly OT, but folks using rooted android smartphones with qualcomm chip sets should check out IMSI Catcher and Snoopsnitch.

I dusted off my smartphone (which I don't use) and loaded snoopsnitch and let it sit for a few days. Sure enough, someone was listening -- and it appears it was a commercial entity and not the .gov (though through contracting, who knows.)

Fuck the spies, encrypt everything and say nothing.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:17 | 5671067 emersonreturn
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seek, thank you for the tip.  i don't have a cell but will suggest family members load Imsi or snoopsnitch.  a friend of a family member works for ibm, her job is to focus on information watson has/is retrieving.   

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:57 | 5670968 KnuckleDragger-X
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I'm actually for the NSA collecting massive amounts of data since collection and analysis are two very different things and the bigger the mountain of shit the fewer pearls you will find.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:29 | 5671117 XitSam
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In prior decades you would be correct.  However,

1) Data mining allows them to find relevant data and connections.

2) They don't care about accuracy. They are perfectly happy to abuse every fish brought up in their net. Undeserved abuse helps keep the serfs in line and afraid. It's about control and power.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:42 | 5671215 KnuckleDragger-X
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I do really big computer systems for a living and I guarantee there is a wall and our computers, even the best, aren't up to sifting that pile except in a very general way. In a few years when quantum processors become available that might change...if we can figure out how to properly program them.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 20:33 | 5672477 XitSam
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Big as in NSA Utah big? And #2 still applies.

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 01:38 | 5673163 Zoomorph
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Dumb argument. You can be sure that they're not collecting more information than they can manage and sitting around scratching their heads and wondering what to do with it. They'll collect as much as they can manage and that will continue to increase as technology advances. Lots of shit can be filtered out and discarded very quickly. They may only have coarse-grained information on everyone nowadays, but as time goes on, and as society becomes tamer and tamer, they'll gather the more and more fine-grained information, solidifying their control.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:04 | 5671008 gladih8r
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It would be easy to disguise encrypted data as a series of random words, and declaring it to be poetry. 

"Hey, it's modern art.  Can't prove that it's not."

So much for the ban.

Back-doors in encryption algos is the biggest worry, like RSA's famous, "patriotic", stunt.

 

Sat, 01/17/2015 - 01:49 | 5673177 Zoomorph
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It's not hard to detect non-sense. If they were to whitelist known encodings only and to analyze all transmissions in those encodings for abnormally high levels of randomness, we'd be pretty much screwed in terms of encryption. The amount of space required to successfully encrypt data would balloon out of control. For instance, an entire sentence or paragraph could be required to represent a single bit worth of unencrypted data. And it would all hinge on our being able to write a better encryption tool than their analysis tools.

Internet controls could be coming and they wouldn't be pretty. Only Google, Facebook, and other government-authorized servers might be available to connect to, some day. The majority of idiots won't care as long as they can tweet.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:20 | 5670787 mayhem_korner
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The only thing Barry needs to "fix" is his gender-identity problem.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:23 | 5670801 Latina Lover
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Problem is already solved.  Michele/Wookie is really Michael Obama:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:21 | 5670788 williambanzai7
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Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:26 | 5670820 SofaPapa
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I wonder how pissed off these guys are getting at you WB7!

Priceless!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:58 | 5671308 TeethVillage88s
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one sexy bitch

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:23 | 5670796 williambanzai7
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Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:24 | 5670802 Matthew John
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“The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam.”
Actually, Mr. President, the future belongs to civilized men and women who do not murder satirists who choose while in the West to ridicule any religion they please. Islam wins no special exemption.
The issue is not whether the late editors and cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo were obnoxious or clever, self-destructive, or courageous — but only whether Westerners reserve the right on their own soil to express themselves as they please.
Too bad so many of our leaders do not understand that.

Can The West Stand Up For Free Speech?

— Victor Davis Hanson

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:59 | 5670988 Government need...
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My guns and my will are telling me freedom of speech is here to stay.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:23 | 5670803 PrayingMantis
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... ... meanwhile, amidst all these doom and gloom scenarios, the US breaks its own sanction against Russia ...

    ... "Billion-dollar deal: Russia to sell space rocket engines to US company" >>> http://rt.com/news/223383-rd181-antares-rocket-engine/

    ... US message to US-puppets ... do as we say; not as we do ...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:23 | 5670805 Quinvarius
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Obama is late...again.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:37 | 5671174 RealityCheque
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The 18th hole won't finish itself.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:25 | 5670810 Miles Plastic
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Wodan's all-seeing eye... it will not be eluded.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:25 | 5670813 venturen
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Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:16 | 5671039 Milestones
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Hell, a piano does that.            M ilestones

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:28 | 5670835 freedom123
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On one side is free world with freedom of speech and on other... well you know who North Korea, ISIS & http://english.alarabiya.net/en/media/print/2015/01/16/Russia-says-Moham...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5670930 TheFourthStooge-ing
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It's not looking good for media freedom in the Ukraine.

http://russia-insider.com/en/2015/01/12/2346

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:25 | 5671075 corsair
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.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:52 | 5671267 Max Steel
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posting bigoted cartoons is freedom of speech but mocking jewish cartoons is antisemitism . Ha! Hypocrites on your side 123 .

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:30 | 5670837 fascismlover
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As long as you stand in the corner of your bedroom with the lights off every 7th tuesday night from 3-3:15 am, you may hold a sign no larger than 4 inches in protest.  There must be no windows in room.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:57 | 5670978 SilverIsKing
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Can you do this with another person or must you be by yourself?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:37 | 5671185 XitSam
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The telescreen will let you know.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:32 | 5670857 X_Weatherman
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More "reforms" from the Corporate-Fascist government of the "indespensible" economic system with the dispensible people and their dispensible jobs and their dispensible housing and their dispensible infrastructure and their dispinsible constitution and way of life.

 

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:31 | 5670858 buzzsaw99
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i hope he gets an umor-tay

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:32 | 5670860 crazytechnician
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It is an inevitibility that the entire internet will be totally decentralised and fully encrypted.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:43 | 5671772 Omen IV
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It looks like Erdogan in Turkey was right about the false flag in Paris - this all looks like a staged process - take away all rights and obama says "its patriotism" to allow unimpeded access to all your communications - I guess everything will be offshore in some way or another

this is getting more and more insane for intellectual property.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:32 | 5670861 Drummond
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Proper pair of fag cunts. I hope they fucking slowly melt

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:28 | 5671121 Fun Facts
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Obama goes off script and we see a full frontal of michael in a bikini

Cameron goes off script and someone produces the missing UK pedophile pics for the front page of ZWO news.

If they can't be blackmailed they aren't in the game [protocol #3].

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:37 | 5670862 freakscene
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when will the dumb American learn how easy it is to see their true intentions?

replace their adjectives and ideas with the corresponding opposite adjective and idea and like magic the truth appears!

try it with their net neutrality buzz phrases

protect freedom = establish control

no gatekeepers between you and your favorite online sites and services = the government will insert iteself between you and your favorite sites (for your own good and protection of course)

safeguard competition and user choice = reduce competition and user choice

easy peasy

when they say they are going to "fix" freedom of speech - it should scare the hell out of you

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:37 | 5670883 Dr. Engali
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"when will the dumb American learn how easy it is to see their true intentions?"

 

I've been asking myself that question all my life, and the answer I came up with is never.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:42 | 5670900 freakscene
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youre right of course, but i can dream cant i? :)

 

somewhere a bunch of stooges are likely going to say "its about time that freedom of speech gets fixed"

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:34 | 5670870 besnook
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all free speech is allowed except for threatening the president, yelling fire in a crowded theater and criticizing israel. france has always been more arabist than than israelist and supporting palestine was the line in the sand for israel. that is obvious. i suspect this was the line in the sand for france. merkel doesn't care much for israel either. obambam and camaroon may want to continue smiting the goy but france and germany may find more and more reasons not to participate and join their more closley related partners in russia across the new silk road to china.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:41 | 5670891 medium giraffe
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Pair of testicles.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:49 | 5670935 Winston Churchill
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One hasn't dropped.

Just an empty sack.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:04 | 5671012 Government need...
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But Michelle has a pretty face!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:11 | 5671040 1000yrdstare
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But Michelle has a pretty face!

 

 

pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way....

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:41 | 5671196 Government need...
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That is rayciss against Wookies.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:03 | 5670965 clade7
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Agenda: 

Show up 18 minutes late. 

Open with an obscure insult disguised as a joke..say 'we must', 'I', 'folks' brag about things you havnt done, take credit for things you didnt do, say 'ISIL' 'jobs' 'crisis' toss in Ebola, climate change, close with platitudes and veiled threats to unknown friends and enemies ...take a few softballs from the press, with non answers and giggles...

Butter each others balls and call it a day...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:43 | 5670896 I Write Code
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Just reading his laundry list.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:44 | 5670909 djsmps
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http://youtu.be/3WJ1cf3nrLE  JT Diplomacy is the answer to everything

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:49 | 5670928 Atomizer
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Oh, I stripped out flashplayer. Cannot watch the monkey on this channel. Boo hoo. HTML5 and either the H.264 video codec. Fuck you flash, HTML5 doesn't need your plugin. Can I offer you a tissue? Other channels host the monkey in chief. No advertisement for you. winks.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:48 | 5670929 kowalli
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The Afghanistan troops ... like Iraq troops - mission accomplished...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:49 | 5670932 NMFP
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Inthemix96 where are you?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:50 | 5670941 deeply indebted
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Summary: We're right, they're wrong, and we will kill anyone and destroy everything that threatens to contradict those "facts."

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:52 | 5670942 litemine
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What Lies........Manpulations from those we think we elect.    

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:52 | 5670945 Son of Captain Nemo
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Don't know why, but when I saw the picture of them giving each other the "high five" and calling each other Bro (yes that's our Commander-in-Chief) for some reason was thinking of this?

Just been tryingto figure out if Cameron is the lady or Obama?!!!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:53 | 5670950 medium giraffe
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Why can't Iran have nukes?  If anyone should be prevented from having nukes it should be the only country mad enough to have actually used them on humans.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:55 | 5670961 kowalli
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it's not about nukes, it's about anti US politics by Iran

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:56 | 5670969 Vooter
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Why shouldn't Iran have anti-US politics?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:59 | 5670991 Grouchy Marx
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Why shouldn't Liechtenstein have nukes? Why shouldn't every country have nukes? What shouldn't every *citizen* have nukes?

It certainly would make my neighbor think twice about letting his dog poop on my lawn.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:01 | 5670999 tarsubil
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Right. An objective viewer would say, Iran is crazy for not having nukes as they will almost assuredly get invaded by the US or nuked by Israel if they don't. It boggles the mind how brainwashed Americans are.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:36 | 5671176 moonman
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Funny how the good old USA gets to decide what sovereign countries are allowed to have?

Thats why they fucking hate us, not for our freedoms.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:53 | 5670957 Inthemix96
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These two fucking imbeciles who lead the western world are getting rather upset that us plebs have found them out.  Every day, more and more normal folks question the system that ruins us in quick step.

So these two fucking clowns, with no offense to real clowns and their equally clownish advisers, think they can re-sway public opinion by spouting fucking bollocks in your general direction and expecting you lot to believe it.  Neither of which these two clowns are have ever held a real job folks, of which you lot here on the hedge are well aware.

The real kicker for us on this side of the pond though is the pasty faced fucking imbecile Cameron, this insidious little cunt has a very dark history, just like his best mate, and towel folder Osbourne.  That these two in-bred, coke addicted imbeciles are not enough to warrant hanging is beyond me, but, these swines are covering up an epidemic of child abuse at the very highest levels of British life that is almost incomprehensible to the average man.  These cunts are running scared.

It would do you well to research just what these filthy cunts are trying to cover up, erm Princey Boy Andrew?

These bastards, in time, will hang.  Pass that on NSA, GCHQ.

They will, the hundredth monkey will see to that...

:-)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:07 | 5671017 medium giraffe
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Your posts really do warm my heart and give me hope.  I'll see you in London when the grand pitchforking begins.  Won't that be a fine day?  We can have a few jars after.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:18 | 5671073 Inthemix96
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No doubt about it my Giraffe friend ;-)

Remember that old saying?  'You can only kick a dog so many times before he Bites back?'

Let them come and fucking get some mate.  This fucking Dog has had enough.

And the pints on me.

:-)

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:49 | 5671244 Things that go bump
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You'll need to use pitchforks because you guys gave up your guns. I hope we don't make the same mistake.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:12 | 5671050 Lolitsa
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Spot on and if I ever see ya at the pub, I'll buy a few rounds.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:29 | 5671116 Solio
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How are things going on Jersey?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:02 | 5671327 Solio
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The orphans neede protection.

http://jerseyabusescandal.blogspot.com/

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:09 | 5671357 Inthemix96
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It breaks my heart Solio my friend, all we can do as the pawns we are, is keep doing all we can do and bring this injustice to justice.

I do as much as I can under this handle Inthemix96.  Every day mate.

At some point that one hundreth will be achieved.  Dog fucking help them then.  Take care mate, I have two beautiful kids, and if need be, I will die for them.

96

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:05 | 5671600 Solio
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Heartbroke, indeed. I do not understand the darkness.

I too, with children, though, mine are older now. Take care Inthemix!

I empathize .

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:58 | 5670960 Emergency Ward
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Love is Rape

Innocence is Guilt

Freedom is Censorship

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:54 | 5670964 imbtween
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What exactly is a "meriker"?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:59 | 5670992 clade7
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"meriker" at this present time, is the globes taint between Europe and China...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:42 | 5671205 imbtween
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huh. never heard of it.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 13:58 | 5670981 anolmec
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"The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saying, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken.

Mama's in the fact'ry
She ain't got no shoes
Daddy's in the alley
He's lookin' for fuse
I'm in the kitchen
With the tombstone blues"..............dylan

 

throws shoe

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:06 | 5671020 Maxter
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What a waste of internet bandwidth!

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:09 | 5671027 Equality 7-25-1
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Is this what yesterday was really about?

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:14 | 5671031 Lolitsa
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These two ass clowns single-handedly make Putin look like a highly-tailored, mature geopolitical rock star.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:25 | 5671071 Atomizer
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Cyber security is the underlying plot,

http://cryptome.org/2015/01/cia-oig-ssci-torture-npr-15-0115.pdf

http://pastebin.com/rEpmVNJQ

Once the US government decides to take over the Internet, it will become the Wild Wild West x20. Obama will lose, we have the gatekeeper keys. Besides, this dipshit doesn't know about the other side of internet, nor how to log in. He's simply a jackass in a empty suit. Really excited about this new challenge.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:19 | 5671074 Clarabell
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I believe in free speech as long as they're says something I agree with

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:20 | 5671087 Duc888
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"To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" -  voltaire

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:22 | 5671095 Heavy
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Fuck these two terrorists

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:23 | 5671096 Fun Facts
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teleprompter reading blackmailable ZWO puppets 4 u donkey

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:30 | 5671123 kchrisc
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Article 3, Section 3.

Guillotines.

The banksters need to repay us.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:44 | 5671182 NuYawkFrankie
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Geopolitical Romance:  Bath-house Barry & Towel Boy steam-up the screen

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:40 | 5671191 DeadFinks
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So here he is, bullshitting some folks again...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:44 | 5671220 Government need...
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A liberty-loving US President would NEVER appear with the UK Prime Minister regarding any question about freedom of speech.  The UK doesn't allow freedom of speech.  They refuse entry to US citizens who say things they dont agree with.  Fuck the UK and their tyrant-loving ways, and fuck Obama for goose-stepping right with them in bold contravention to American 1st Amendment freedom of speech and expression.  Obama is NOT an American.  He deserves disdain.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 14:46 | 5671229 Ariadne
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These are the cockroaches we can see.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:12 | 5671370 Atomizer
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The pope just lost a shitload of money, the basket will be passed without a deposit. As forewarned.. In 2005, this video reached over 1.2 millon views. YouTube crashes site to create new advertivement prosects.

Ministry Messiah

YouTube crashes sites to create new advertisement prospects. After you hit a million, a Jew fuck comes in to report a flagged issue. Then the process begins to re-label advertisement by using an old YouTube flick with the new Jew handle. When you see a video go from 15 million viewers to 1,000.. You know a Jew is trying to steal money. Funny to hear that they should all carry guns now. The same Jewish scumbag lobbyists who continue to violate the second US amendment.   

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:12 | 5671376 TeethVillage88s
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Jesus. These guys are windbags.

What is a cheap software for copying these kinds of videos and youtube videos for personal use?

- Used to be able to download youtube videos to watch on slow bandwidth internet
- As long as it is personal use it is legal, right?
- Then just like publications you have to look for "Free Use" or "general" open use copyrights

- But in the USA, seems like I can't download on Youtube anymore...

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:43 | 5671507 Atomizer
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Believe or not, we allow mirrors to backup important videos. This way, YouTube can shove its head up their asshole. Cannot tell you where we hide things, it’s not the cloud.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:17 | 5671393 Berspankme
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Two of the most pussified men on earth 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:56 | 5671563 falak pema
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you mean the opposite of Dick Cheney and Rumsfeld?

When you talk hard rocks you have to assume the consequence : the roll of Abu  Ghraib and Gitmo/ Patriot Act.

Thats called causality and its a recurrent situation in history; where people love the "compassionate mission to uphold freedom in the world" but go totally mute when it concerns the downside: the price the nation pays to achieve that vain claim.

And don't try and link the two or you'll find the guy from NSA/FBI knocking on your door ! 

BTW : Both Obammy and Cameron are not as pussified as you make out : like in Libya. And now in dismantling ecryptation of private space of the Net.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 19:47 | 5672370 Monty Burns
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And gung-ho tough guy warriors Cheney and Rumsfeldt made damn sure that they never got within a million miles of a shooting war.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 15:46 | 5671531 Eastwood
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we fixed some speech

 

Eastwood

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:00 | 5671583 dexter_morgan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iELUq9UzcI

Now I'm gonna tell ya a story
A tale of wrong and right
And freedom is the reason
You can't take it without a fight

So now I'm startin' up a posse
(suck my dick, suck my dick)
To come and look for you
We're gonna put a stop
To what you want to do
You fucking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

You say our records are offensive
(you're a douche, you're a douche)
Our messages ain't right
You say "we're gonna label records
So our kids can grow up right"
You fucking whores (let them decide)
That's all you are

Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex drugs, rape
These seven words you're trying to take
Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape
Right or wrong it's our choice to make
America the beautiful, land of the free
Don't change the words to land of hypocrisy

Now I'm startin' up a posse (fascist scum, fascist scum)
And we'll damn sure make you see
Something that offends you
May not be offensive to me
You f*cking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

Now you might take offense
To a word like "fuck" or "shit" (dick!)
But you fuckin' don't have the right (cunt!)
To discriminate me for saying it!
You fuckin' whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

So now I'm startin' up a posse (motherfucker, motherfucker)
To fight for freedom of choice
To fight for freedom of speech
We're gonna make you hear our voice

And now I don't do this to shock you
(that's the end, that's the end)
I don't do this for spite
You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it,
And don't say your opinion's right
You f*cking whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are (cunty, cunty, cunty, cunt)

You know you can't censor my feelings
You can't censor my thoughts
Censorship's against
Everything america stands for
You fuckin' whores (let us decide)
That's all you are (and this ain't sexist, either)

Anthrax's response to Tipper Gore's effort to censor music.

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:02 | 5671588 silentboom
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Wow these globalist fucks who want control over the internet are really amping up their game lately.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:11 | 5671633 Atomizer
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My router just went out, can someone give me the phone number to a India call center.

/Sarc

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:36 | 5671737 dexter_morgan
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yep. expect more highly publicized hackings, a push to grab guns, and of course terrorist attacks to push it all thru.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 16:12 | 5671634 dexter_morgan
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The Gores tried 'fixing' it back in the 80's.

Zappa showed them to be assholes (for those who didn't already know)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAF8Vu8G0w

 

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:09 | 5671874 Atomizer
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Just having a good time, Mrs. Atomizer (boss) will be home tomorrow morning. Having my last hours of ZH posting.. It's only 57F, too cold to blog from my man cave chair outside in backyard. /LOL

All kidding aside, I miss her nagging,  We spoke this morning, Told her that I would do cartwheels down the hallway when she arrives. Her reply, stop being annoying.

 

She states, 'the house better be clean'. My reply, 'the house is immaculate, bet you’ll find a dust spore and start lecturing me on not being a clean freak bitch. Laughter at the other end of phone. Pick her up tomorrow morning at CHS. Missed her, the love of my life.

Fri, 01/16/2015 - 17:45 | 5672031 Atomizer
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Hyacinth is my Chinese wife. I'm Richard. Enjoy comedy.

 Keeping Up Appearances: This is not the Chinese takeaway

BTW, Fuck off Pope. We get along fine without your bullshit restriction in free speech sermon. You just set yourself up for new Cartoon jokes. Remember? Fucking kids anal style and reading from the Bible.

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