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Submitted by Jim Quinn via The Burning Platform blog,

 

When I see the results of polls like the one below, I realize there is no chance the majority will do anything to reverse the course of our nation in terminal decline. It will take a complete collapse and bloody reset before we have a chance at putting this country back on a sustainable rational course.

How the fuck can Americans actually think terrorism should be Obama and Congress’ top priority? Are Americans really that stupid? WTF do they want Obama and Congress to do? Double the DHS budget? Increase electronic surveillance on our communications? Give local police more military hardware? Ban guns? Repeal the 4th Amendment?

Do the ignorant masses know their actual chances of being killed by a terrorist? To say the chances are astronomically miniscule is an understatement. See for yourself:

  • You are 35,079 times more likely to die from heart disease than from a terrorist attack
  • You are 33,842 times more likely to die from cancer than from a terrorist attack
  • You are 23,528 times more likely to die from obesity than from a terrorist attack
  • You are 5,882 times more likely to die from medical error than terrorism.
  • You are  4,706 times more likely to drink yourself to death than die from terrorism.
  • You are 1,904 times more likely to die from a car accident than from a terrorist attack.
  • You are 2,059 times more likely to kill yourself than die at the hand of a terrorist.
  • You are 452 times more likely to die from risky sexual behavior than terrorism.
  • You are 353 times more likely to fall to your death doing something idiotic than die in a terrorist attack.
  • You are 271 times more likely to die from a workplace accident than terrorism.
  • You are more than 9 times more likely to be killed by a law enforcement officer than by a terrorist.
  • You are 110 times more likely to die from contaminated food than terrorism.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-terrorism-statistics-every-american-needs-to-hear/5382818

What policies do Americans want Obama and Congress to prioritize in 2015? According to the Pew Research Center’s policy priorities survey, 76 percent of people in the United States believe tackling terrorism should be the nation’s top priority this year. It is the first time in four years terrorism has made the top of Pew’s list and its appearance for 2015 can be attributed to economic improvement as well as persistant terrorist threats.

Infographic: Americans' Top 10 Policy Priorities For 2015 | Statista

 

Despite considerable improvement, the economy is still an area of concern for Americans and 75 percent of them want President Obama to give it attention. Job creation is closely linked to economic improvement so it comes as little surprise that it rounds off the top three with 67 percent of respondents expecting it to be prioritized.

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The fact Americans think terrorism is our top priority proves that Edward Bernays was an evil genius. The combination of mass media and propaganda can convince the willfully ignorant and dumbed down populace of anything. Facts are unnecessary when fear and feelings are far more powerful. We are truly doomed.

 

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Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:38 | 5681795 noben
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They want you to accept who's in charge.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:44 | 5681817 TeamDepends
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Fear is the mind killer.
-Frank Herbert, Dune

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:49 | 5681841 NoDebt
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I think George Carlin also covered this subject extensively.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:04 | 5681889 Fun Facts
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yes, he did, and he was brilliant and ahead of his time.

That said, he didn't cover the fact that there are very smart people who have worked tirelessly for decades to perfect how to mindfuck the simpleton general public at large.

The methods are very effective because they tap basic unchanging aspects of human nature.

The average goof has no hope of undoing all the advanced TV propaganda from birth.

It's part of their being now, their world view. It has been internalized to id and ego as it was designed to do.

Don't worry though, everything is awesome when you're a part of the team.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:49 | 5681911 ZerOhead
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So 76% say they are most concerned about the terrorists.

Personally I'm 100% percent most concerned about the terrorists. Mostly the current brainless batch who are running this giant turd sucking shitshow...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:29 | 5682250 El Oregonian
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... And for everything else there is MasterShard.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 01:18 | 5682740 Morbid
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im 100% most concerned about bathtubs now since im literally sitting in one. my vote goes to first politician that bans this damn serial killer in our no more safe homes!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:20 | 5681931 Anusocracy
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Fear of threats and intimidation has worked for a couple million years for the alphas.

Why would you expect anything new?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:16 | 5682165 Chupacabra-322
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The Criminal Fraud UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. CEO's State of the PsyOp Address as always will be based off a Scripted False Narrative, Fear & Propaganda.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 08:08 | 5683106 Memedada
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Homo sapiens is only about 200.000 years old – and no, it has not been a ’survival of the fittest’ as understood by people ’educated’ in US. ‘Fittest’ has been misinterpreted as ‘strongest’ (giving fuel to the infantile understanding of human nature as predominant in US). In fact the ‘fitttest’ was the best adapted. And the tribes that was best at collaborating outcompeted the tribes dominated by one or two ‘Neanderthal’-minded ‘alphas’.

Language itself developed as a tool to collaborate and not as a tool to dominate. Later TPTB have made a constant effort to miniscule the potential of the human race – we’re stupid, self-centered, egoistic and weak creatures in need of ‘strong alphas’ to guide us. BS.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 07:29 | 5683061 gswifty
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"The average goof has no hope of undoing all the advanced TV propaganda from birth."

Very well said!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:51 | 5681848 A Nanny Moose
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Were all the dystopian classics meant as warnings, or were they instruction manuals (soon to be historical text books?)

We were warned. We didn't listen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_30-8ZlmQ

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:20 | 5681935 Miss Expectations
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He must have been terrorized as a young man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsD6AL3HJtM

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:09 | 5681902 forwardho
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The noseless One came to my room again last night, and took my soul away.

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 23:23 | 5682491 sonoftx
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Read a great novel this weekend that goes to this point: State of Fear by Michael Crichton. Great bibliography as well.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:14 | 5681913 gimme-gimme-gimme
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Zerohedge is like the MSM and wants to trick you that they are any different from one corrupt politician or one corporate pandering party to the next.

I think this pile of dog shit should have been added to their list of obfuscation.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-19/27-facts-show-how-middle-class-...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:58 | 5682061 TalkToLind
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Nope, if ZH were mainstream it wouldn't allow bitchez like us in the comments section.   If you look closely, you might notice that all of the centrally managed MSM "news" sites have abandoned user comments altogether from their "news" stories, or if not then the comments are always scrutinized and moderated to ensure that only "correct" opinions make it through.  Hell, here on ZH we can actually say Fuck The Fed and the worst that happens is multiple down votes...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 23:46 | 5682556 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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How can I convince people to be good metaphysicians around here?

"Fuck the FED, and the bus they rolled in on."

there, fixed it.

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:56 | 5682065 migra
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Don't cast stones in a glass house. Zerohedge spreads a whole lot of Propaganda & Fear-Mongering itself.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:44 | 5682334 Stoploss
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Based on facts only...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:53 | 5682372 WOAR
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Of course we spread fear.

The Truth is scarier than Fiction.

Or do you actually believe that we are in a 7 year long economic "recovery", in which several COUNTRIES are currently defaulting and rioting?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:40 | 5681801 Kaiser Sousa
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a country of brainwashed, ignorant, intellecrtually lazy, debt ladened WILLING slaves...

burn already mother fucker....

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:05 | 5681888 Money Boo Boo
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uSSA = nSSA

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:32 | 5681973 SubjectivObject
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USlessA's IsUS

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:39 | 5681802 Bollixed
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Crap, now I'm afraid to get out of bed!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:29 | 5682253 smlbizman
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out of bed...u r a brave mutherfucker....im still under it...but i do have can goods so dont come any closer or ill cream corn ur ass...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:43 | 5681806 TalkToLind
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Lately the TEEVEE has been hounding me non-stop to get a flu shot (I haven't taken one in 6 years).  Several times a day the "news" reporters are there swearing that this this flu season is the absolute worst of all...and I is scared.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:28 | 5681964 A Lunatic
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They can see you and know if you got the shot or not, better get it done.....

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:45 | 5681997 TalkToLind
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That's right.  Heck, I've noticed how the prestitutes always say the worst number of flu cases is in the state named xxxxxx; and xxxxxx is always the state I live in!  Those deceptive bastards.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:37 | 5681992 Fun Facts
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"Lately the TEEVEE has been hounding me non-stop to get a flu shot (I haven't taken one in 6 years). Several times a day the "news" reporters are there swearing that this this flu season is the absolute worst of all...and I is scared."

the cure for this hounding [a sledgehammer] used to be a lot more fun back in the CRT days.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:31 | 5682267 cheech_wizard
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Take it out back and shoot it. Repeatedly. With a large caliber weapon.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 01:33 | 5682767 Overfed
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00 Buck.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 00:01 | 5682599 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Anthropologically speaking, you can stop worrying and just opt for the Athropological school of thinking that asserts you can take the natural immunity side of the debate and tell the Biological Behaviourists to stay on their side of the Chuch on herd immunity via a flu shot. Theoretically, the chances of actually catching something is very remote statistically.

If one falls into the young or old cohorts, or are immunologically compromised/deficient, then, you might want to consult your GP.

Otherwise, if you are feeling relatively healthy, you need not worry whatsoever.

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:41 | 5681809 Master_Blaster
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Doesn't economy and jobs go hand in hand? That's enough to explain our American Idol worshiping sheep.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:49 | 5681838 knukles
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When's the new season start, by the way?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:00 | 5681873 KnuckleDragger-X
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Duck season or wabbit season?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 05:51 | 5682984 HowdyDoody
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Bankster

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:04 | 5682095 capital_anarchist
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Exactly. Too bad 75% didn't choose the US Economic Terrorism category.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:43 | 5681814 Vincent Vega
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There is big money and control in terrorism. Fear and greed, same as it ever was.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:45 | 5681819 Borrow Owl
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"Are Americans really that stupid?"

YES.

Most Americans today are little more than well-trained herd animals.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:44 | 5681823 cherry picker
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There should be a law against provoking unnecessary fear, like the law that punishes a perpetrator who yells 'fire' in a packed movie theater.

There would be a lot lest MSM and blogs to look at, wouldn't there?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:01 | 5681876 mayhem_korner
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You mean like provoking unnecessary fear that the government is primarily concerned with intimidating its citizens?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:04 | 5681885 cherry picker
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That is not unnecessary fear as it is happening, but there is very little interest in it by MSM or the people, that is why the government by the people for the people no longer exists

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:12 | 5681909 mayhem_korner
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That is not unnecessary fear as it is happening

 

...or possibly you are the victim of your own propaganda.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:08 | 5681906 Anusocracy
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Yelling fire should not be a free speech issue.

It is a contract and property rights issue.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:55 | 5681831 knukles
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2 of the greatest successes of propaganda.
They claim not to be "watching" while a meme that "they are watching" develops creating self-censorship, when in fact they may or may not be watching.
They play the Hegelian Dialectic so well that some folk figure that everything is part of "the" Hegelian Dialectic and in their social detachment (wherein they no longer can figure reality form fantasy) and disaffection simply become paranoid schizophrenics want to comment cynical sarcasm to all who will listen and are thus, relegated to harmless drooling nabobs of negativism.  (As in; "Gone down another rabbit hole, way the fuck too far") ie are rendered harmless blowhards.

Edit:  Oh and I forgot the third.  When everything is so propagandized that comedy shows begin making fun of the propaganda and it's mechanisms resulting in everybody thinking that they are aware they're being manipulated and thus it's OK, somthat they no longer feel they are being manipulated... ie have been lulled into a sense of complacency.

These are the triumphs of Bernays and Goebbels.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:03 | 5681886 Katastrofenhausse
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Wish I could give more than +1 to that

 

Knucks, you might like this one

http://i.imgur.com/aSgSlb7.jpg

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:04 | 5681890 NidStyles
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It amazes me when I find people that figure that out. Here I thought I was one of those angry blowhards that went too far.

 

Thank you for making me feel less alone.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:34 | 5681957 Fun Facts
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These f'ers are so smart. The thing is, once someone has been exposed to the mechanics of the techniques being used against them, it becomes less effective.

There is a correlation between the effectiveness of propaganda and IQ.

This is why if Fluoride is good for a -10 IQ reduction, that's really about all they need. Throw in some statins to take off another -5 and the masses are putty in their hands, now down to retard level for a formerly normal IQ.

[drink only rainwater and grain alcohol]

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:48 | 5681840 Miss Expectations
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Police Cheered and Applauded (France):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7HoYW9KFrA

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:59 | 5681867 loregnum
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That's the human species for you. As much as those who have a clue can smoke the hopium that the masses will clue in, the fact is it is not going to happen and those with a clue need to accept that and quit having their faith in mankind. It's a losing cause.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 20:57 | 5681868 mayhem_korner
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Libertarians will always be on the margins with the "mutual self respect" mantra.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:04 | 5681883 KnuckleDragger-X
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The easy way out is always well lit and clearly marked, of course it points to the slavery. The hard way is unmarked and treacherous and may kill you but you die free.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:06 | 5681891 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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pfffft

Excuse me, but police officers are terrorists IMHO. I remember being threatened with assault by them when I was 15. They threatened to take me 'downtown' and 'beat the shit out of me' so they could

'teach me a lesson'. Since that date, I have learned the lesson, and the lesson is that, 'police are terrorists'!!!

 

Class dismissed!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:17 | 5681926 mayhem_korner
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Perhaps you were a deadbeat at 15.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:08 | 5682130 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I didn't turn to dead-beatism until I was at least 40 and had figured out

how the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Alan Greenspan, was fucking me without my permission, or even a signature on an Informed Consent form.

 

The nerve of that bastard!!!

 

:|

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:10 | 5682141 Borrow Owl
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Perhaps you are one of the filthy- albeit dimwitted- vermin who erroneously thinks your shiny badge and

government clown suit makes you an astute judge of character.

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:06 | 5681893 Gab Timov
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Right, right, but I bet the odds change a little bit if you are living in another country with a higher percentage of radicalized muslims, aka terrorists.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:12 | 5681915 q99x2
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Washington D.C. is a terrorist cell.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:16 | 5681920 USD Long
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yeah, it could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team...which one's Pink?

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:20 | 5681934 mayhem_korner
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You must frequent the failed lyrics site.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:17 | 5681922 Tucson Tom
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Never Fear,Terrorism will fall to # 7 ,right after uninflated footballs at # 6 in a few days. Prorities,gentleman,priorities!!!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:19 | 5681927 BullyBearish
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This explains it if you're willing to take dose #2 of the RED PILL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:22 | 5681944 A Lunatic
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Funny thing is, I heard on the radio the other day a list of things people are worried about for 2015 and terrorism was dead last on the list. I guess it all depends on who is doing the polling and what their agenda is. That said, I have no doubt that fucking us all over under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism is the top priority of TPTB. Sadly we will be no more protected from terrorism than we are from murder, rape, burglary, or any other crime the cops show up to AFTER it has been committed and your life is permanently altered. This government terrorized more people around the globe than every other cause, real or imagined, combined.....

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:25 | 5682218 SHRAGS
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Substitution heuristic, the bottom line is the order in which you ask questions can change the outcome of a poll. See this quiz by Daniel Kahneman questions 3a & 3b and the explanation: http://www.vanityfair.com/business/features/2011/12/kahneman-quiz-201112 QED, you can also "tune" a poll to get the answer you want.

 

Thinking Fast & Slow by Kahneman catalogues these heurstics that can be exploited for all sorts of purposes, including propaganda.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:26 | 5681956 will ling
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start with the media and plenty of (head) baskets.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:43 | 5682008 Fun Facts
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"start with the media and plenty of (head) baskets."

Few are astute enough to realize that the media is the head of the snake. It is ground zero for our enslavement.

It's more important even than control of the money. If you can control the media, you can control the money and politics and society and everything else.

I know I am not the first one to recognize this but figured it was worth pointing out anyway.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:25 | 5682225 Infinite QE
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There was a great quote made by Jay Weidner on a Jeff Rense show recently. Meyer Lansky had taken over the mob (yes the jews controlled the mob after they had Lucky Luciano deported) and he gathered all the mobsters for a meeting in Vegas. He and Bugsy Siegel stood up, one had a machine gun, the other a 16mm film camera. Lansky asked the collected mob, no pun intended, which was more powerful. The mob voted for the machine gun while Lansky told them the camera was. They could record and blackmail their way to greater wealth and power. And the rest as they say is history.

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:34 | 5682276 Dickweed Wang
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Great post!

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:28 | 5681963 Dr_Snooz
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"How the fuck can Americans actually think terrorism should be Obama and Congress’ top priority?"

Well, it works like this. Someone pays to have a push poll done to show that Americans are more worried about terrorism than anything else. This fraudulent poll becomes the justification for a massive increase in DHS funding, police militarization, death merchant (defense contractor) contracts, etc.

The problem is when credulous bloggers believe that such polls have a basis in reality. Thus, they decry the stupidity of the American public, abandon hope and hunker down in their Y2K caves waiting for the end.

May I humbly suggest that instead of believing polls and sitting alone to write our screeds, we go out, engage our neighbors and build a better world?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:35 | 5682282 grekko
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"How the fuck can Americans actually think terrorism should be Obama and Congress’ top priority?"

 

I gave up talking to my neighbors.  They are in the class known as idiots, and will not wake up until the day after.  Too late for them.


Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:35 | 5681987 A Lunatic
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I am armed and able. No need to save me......

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:42 | 5682001 nakki
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I turned on my TV today and the local news had just come back from a commercial, or thou I had thought. Well the NEWS story was about how the triple cheeseburger was coming back to some 3500 select McDonald's!!!! None in my neck of the woods but none the less THIS IS NEWS. WTF are you kidding me? Next "story" was how researchers in Chicago were warning parents about kids eating to much pizza, sodium and fat content ya know, especially fast food pizza. Strange but McDonald's headquarters is right outside Chicago. 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:30 | 5682260 Dickweed Wang
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You definitely need a new source of "news".  While far from perfect, try these web based channels for a different view of the "news":

http://www.rt.com/on-air

http://www.presstv.ir/Default/Live

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 21:55 | 5682053 Victory_Garden
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Yes, historically, propaganda and fear have always worked to control the sheeples. Part of the age old Caesarian divide and conquer methodology. Same shit show tools fueled by the money-god.

Here is the next French President that is sure of what she is saying. Notice is being sent that those crazies are not going to be welcomed in La France, so is there a new target on Le pens backside, or will the whole enchilada fall from the next false flag event, moar woar, or who knows what can happen in the whacky world of bankster maniaville?

http://1newsjunkie.blogspot.com/2015/01/frances-le-pen-says-paris-attack...

 

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:06 | 5682094 TalkToLind
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Lately the prestitutes have been using eye shadow to color the rims of their eyes bright white.  Look closely at Brian Williams when he reads the news.  I think they want us to believe the news is being delivered by angels and shit.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:05 | 5682101 Paracelsus
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You want fear,wait till the markets open in a few hours.

We are gonna find out the hedgies that were swimming without their bathers....

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:27 | 5682231 Dickweed Wang
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You want fear,wait till the markets open in a few hours.

We are gonna find out the hedgies that were swimming without their bathers....

Fuck 'em all! I hope their haircut goes down to the blood/brain barrier.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:05 | 5682105 Paracelsus
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You want fear,wait till the markets open in a few hours.

We are gonna find out the hedgies that were swimming without their bathers....

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:09 | 5682120 thebigunit
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GLOBAL WARMING! GLOBAL WARMING! GLOBAL WARMING!

EEEEEEEEEEK!!!

WE'RE ALL GOING TO D-I-I-I-E-E-E-E ! ! !

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:12 | 5682154 TalkToLind
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You're just being smug because the Great Lakes are freezing over.  Didn't you know that Global Cooling is a symptom of Global Warming?

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:24 | 5682219 Dickweed Wang
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. . . . and farts are a symptom of eating beans. See, I attended public school also.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 14:42 | 5684715 thebigunit
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I've also been told that tax cuts are a symptom of global warming.

It's worse than I thought.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:39 | 5682308 cheech_wizard
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Just politely tell the global warming freaks to martyr themselves for their cause.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:10 | 5682139 MATA HAIRY
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I don't believe this poll for a second.

 

Polls are often fabricated and made-up

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:15 | 5682171 Dickweed Wang
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Edward Bernays is laughing his ass off in hell!  See this:

Edward Bernays and the Art of Public Manipulation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiKMmrG1ZKU
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:17 | 5682188 rsnoble
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My gradeschool friend fell asleep in the bathtub and drowned.  True story.  I could never relax in a tub for years.  Then I got too big and fat to lie in one anyway.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:28 | 5682232 Wahooo
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How do we end up with polls like this one? Here you go...

http://thebiglead.com/2015/01/17/drunk-monster-truck-fan-explains-life-a...

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 23:41 | 5682544 Milestones
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Mom, I want ya ta meet my new wife!!              Milestones

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:27 | 5682240 grekko
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Absolutely correct.  I don't even talk to my neighbors anymore.  They are all idiots.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 22:41 | 5682319 TalkToLind
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Then who do you talk to about football, American Idol and politics???

Sent from my iPhone

</extreme sarcasm>

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 05:51 | 5682983 Victor999
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I'm not sure about my neighbours - I haven't seen them in years.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 23:35 | 5682520 Bangalore Torpedo
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Are Americans that stupid?  No, they are far more stupid than you realize.  And more properly, I would classify the average American as 100% gullible.  The poll results are likely skewed high toward terrorism due to the recent Hebdo attacks.  So what does that tell you about the Average American's attention span, intellect, and gullibility?  No worries though, Thursday is a big sitcom/reality TV night, and they will all forget about terrorism by Friday morning.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 05:49 | 5682982 Victor999
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Americans only THOUGHT the movie, "Idiocracy", was fictional.

Mon, 01/19/2015 - 23:37 | 5682533 SubjectivObject
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Is Pew a trustworty source for polling results?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 00:00 | 5682595 Oilwatcher
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Fearmongering isn't limited to the Powers That Be.  A lot of folks on ZH were predicting a mass ebola pandemic in the US -- possibly engineered by the NSA, I can't recall for sure -- just a few month ago.  Seems that risk is now well below dog attacks.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 05:48 | 5682979 Victor999
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Only because the media were asked to back off it and concentrate more on terrorism - that's where the REAL money is.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 09:21 | 5683213 Arnold
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Make sure your ACA premiums are paid or its off to a country with Premium treatment with you.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/24/liberia-ebola-treatment-center_...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 09:22 | 5683214 Arnold
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dupe

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 00:09 | 5682611 grekko
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Bribg it on already.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:46 | 5682806 honestann
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I've never met a terrorist, but let me say this.  I would not be much afraid to walk right up to a terrorist and have a frank conversation (even though I'm quite sure they would strongly disagree with me about pretty much everything).

And when I say "not much afraid", the small concern I would have is the prospect of a predator drone killing me on the spot, or sometime later just because the predators-that-be had information that I had once been in proximity to someone who might be considered to have some potential connection with someone involved in terrorism in some way or other.

BTW, unless this poll was massively, enormously, astronomically biased somehow, what could possibly convince someone living in the USSA more completely that... they better leave, and the sooner the better!

Because most of your neighbors are very dangerous!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 05:23 | 5682966 Hobbleknee
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The 4.6 that have been killed in acts of terrorism is woldwide. I'm guessing zero have been killed on US soil.*

 

* If you don't count everyone murdered by cops.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 06:25 | 5683013 Flying Wombat
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Stratfor's George Friedman Fingers US Complicity For Ukraine Coup d'etat

TND Article Spotlight:  Eric Dubin

George Friedman heads Stratfor, the well known private US-based intelligence firm.  His perspective on geopolitical matters are generally respected.  I do not take at face value everything that comes out of Stratfor, nor do I agree with all of Friedman's views in the following interview.  But it is certainly noteworthy that Friedman, a man of the establishment, is essentially willing to call out the mountains of propaganda the West has been peddling about Russia's purported actions in Ukraine.  He makes the argument that Russia wasn't able to respond in time to conditions the US instigated.

Friedman recently visited Russia and was interviewed by Kommersant.  The interview has received considerable attention.  This excerpt will demonstrate why:

Click here to continue reading:
http://thenewsdoctors.com/?p=271338

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 06:32 | 5683026 sidiji
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Tyler & Co should know...that's all ZH does, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.  I dont think ZH smart enough to see the irony of this, their own post.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 06:38 | 5683029 rgetty
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Where are the pigs on this list? more people have died at the hands of the cops than terrorists.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 09:29 | 5683231 Son of Captain Nemo
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Maybe we need more 9/11s to increase those aggregate(s)?....

Don't give 'em any ideas,

Although I think even with the abundance of sheep in this Country that we still have they would be reluctant to blame a false flag of that nature on the Russians and fight and die for it.

As dull as the U.S.A. collectively is in brain power Russia won't be the Middle East and I dare anyone in the U.S. Congress or the President to get that one started who will live to see it finished on their terms!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 10:56 | 5683588 Himins
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Your rating: 5 Average: 4.6 (47 votes), so that puts the stats at 4 government shills enjoying the article...hey Tyler, you are reaching your target audience. I am surprised that many government employees have reading skills.

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