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"make-or-break" again...

 

h/t @FedPorn

 

But perhaps even better...

 

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Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:21 | 5685664 Cognitive Dissonance
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Just a little off the top please.

<OK, a lot off the top please.>

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:24 | 5685676 knukles
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Gotta love how Y'omammo and dahDems always talk about raising taxes on the wealthy who they later define as making $50,000 per annum.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:26 | 5685687 pods
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I was telling that to a co-worker. Always "the rich," without defining what "rich" is.  

People end up clammoring for the government to screw them deeper.

pods

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:42 | 5685725 Save_America1st
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I...I...I...ME....ME....ME....as Commander in Chief...as THE PRESIDENT....I've done this...I've done that...ME....ME....ME...I...I...I...PRESIDENT...PRESIDENT...PRESIDENT...

YADDA...YADDA...YADDA.

FUCK OFF, SCUMBAG. 

 

Whatever happened to that Congress Critter dude who stood up in O-fuck-tard's speech that one time and called him a liar?  That was fucking kick ass!  Would love to see someone else with the balls to do that tonight as soon as this piece of shit opens his dicktaster to start blabbing lie after lie for 90 minutes. 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:53 | 5685775 ZippyBananaPants
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Dicktaster!!  lol,    

 

Come on people, this guy should have 100 green arrows by now!!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:04 | 5685810 Save_America1st
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The NSA and CIA watch the site and can tell who writes what and who up-clicks or down-clicks a post, so most people should be scared to agree with me.  Hey, hold on real quick...someone's knocking at my d.................................................

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:22 | 5685877 whotookmyalias
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We overtaxed some folks...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:35 | 5685932 johngaltfla
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No wimping out tonight. Kill that evil liver or DO NOT WATCH!!!!

The Officially Unofficial State of the Union Viewer Guide and Drinking Game

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:51 | 5685976 90's Child
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I've got money down this monkey predicts the winner of the upcoming SuperBowl in his speech.

 

And I'm not talking bout this one that went 7/7 on predictions.

 

http://fox13now.com/2014/09/10/utahs-super-bowl-predicting-orangutan-eli...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:04 | 5686024 nmewn
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Past lies...

"Yesterday, I held a fiscal summit where I pledged to cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term in office."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:09 | 5686038 Escrava Isaura
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“Reagan proved that deficits don't matter.” – Dick Cheney


Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:15 | 5686053 Big Slick
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SOTU Drinking Game

Do a shot every time he talks about "the mess we inherited"

Do a shot every time they show the Wookie

Do a shot every time he mentions "paying their 'fair share'"

others?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:18 | 5686080 chairman of the...
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"Let me be clear".....that one ought to get you blitz..

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:24 | 5686099 imbrbing
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Everytime he says Folks?

That one will get ya toasted quick!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:26 | 5686107 Keyser
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People didn't have a clue what Obama meant when he said he wanted to fundamentally change America... And they cheered and wept... They are weeping again, but for a much different reason... 8 lost years and another $7.5 trillion in debt... Game over... 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:47 | 5686176 847328_3527
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<< And they cheered and wept... They are weeping again, but for a much different reason... 8 lost years...and only 4 people left in the Middle Class private sector >>

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:00 | 5686241 Paveway IV
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"...and only 4 people left in the Middle Class private sector..."

Two of them are contractors and the other two are pimps.


Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:48 | 5686667 TheReplacement
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By contractors he means hookers.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 03:20 | 5687235 Otrader
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Just a voicebox with wires coming out of him.  The money masters are celebrating tonight with a $500,000 bottle of champagne. 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:21 | 5686094 harleyjohn45
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A shot for everyone of those would have passed out within 10 minutes.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:25 | 5686102 johngaltfla
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From my link above:

1 shot for Economy, Economic Recovery, or just recovery
1 shot for Middle East Peace Plan
1 shot for every mention of Poor or Middle Class
1 shot for every mention or use of the word “undocumented” or refugee
1 shot for the word Immigration
2 shots for “Fair Share” or saying phrases like “The Wealthy are not paying enough”
2 shots for the phrase “income inequality”
1 shot for the word or phrase peace or “peace plan”
1 shot for each mention of Terrorism
4 shots or shotgun a beer can for the word or phrase “Radical Islam” (ain’t happening so your safe)
1 shot for claiming to reduce national debt or budget deficit
2 shots for any references to race in America
2 shots for any references to Michelle Obama’s health food starvation of our children in schools
2 shots for bragging about his oil policy and Keystone rejection
2 shots for bragging about lower gas prices
3 shots blaming Bush for anything again

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:55 | 5686209 smukster
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all those would be great plans if he acted accordingly.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:15 | 5686307 johngaltfla
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Or resigned.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:38 | 5686390 Milestones
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Are you the tooth fairy who can grant wishes??         Milestones

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:29 | 5686859 johngaltfla
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All I got from this speech tonight is $18 silver and a hangover.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:28 | 5686355 new game
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don't forget folks...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 08:24 | 5687420 de3de8
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That's enough to give you alcohol poisoning as it is

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:20 | 5686061 nmewn
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So why did King Obama pledge to cut it in half by the end of his second term...and didn't?

Is it a lie or not?

/////

Moar lies...re: shovel ready jobs:

"I know there are some in this chamber and watching at home who are skeptical of whether this plan will work.  I understand that skepticism.  Here in Washington, we’ve all seen how quickly good intentions can turn into broken promises and wasteful spending.  And with a plan of this scale comes enormous responsibility to get it right.

 

That is why I have asked Vice President Biden to lead a tough, unprecedented oversight effort – because nobody messes with Joe." Perfect!
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:30 | 5686115 Escrava Isaura
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nmewn

The Joke is on Us

 

Lies are the essence of running a democracy.

 

Our religion, education, political, and economic systems would have NO followers by telling the truth.

 

Tonight Mass-CommUnion (of utopia and nonsense) is just part of the ritual.

 

Media and Religion: Same coin, different side.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:52 | 5686198 nmewn
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This wasn't setup to be a fucking democracy and it doesn't even resemble a republic now thanks to this idiot.

Its some sort of hybrid fascism where he has convinced 310 million people they can live off of the sweat of 89 million full time workers and this dip shit man-child with zero experience in running anything in his entire life (besides bankrupting an Annenburg school experiment for black kids in Chicago) thinks fining banks for borrowed money liquidates government debt...but he's going to offer...tax credits to the plebes!

Are you even an American?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:05 | 5686258 smukster
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They could even live off the work of 50 million, easily. Any idea of productivity these days? Only problem is there couldnt be so many fat cats.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:13 | 5686297 nmewn
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No, the problem is we get tired of supporting both of them.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 03:18 | 5687234 Otrader
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Get rid of the F**kin Fed and replace it with sound money, stop all bullshit wars, bullshit subsidies and problem solved.   The money masters at the top have created a system where the 'middle class' feeds the 'bottom class.'  This way, the top class continue the ass raping for another 100 years.   With political contribution amount x10 more than before, any honest politician (if there is such a thing) will be gone.  The system will become even more corrupt.  

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 03:11 | 5687227 Otrader
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So why did King Obama pledge to cut it in half by the end of his second term...and didn't?

 

End of his 3rd term. lol

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:12 | 5686290 A Nanny Moose
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Appeal to "Authority."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:46 | 5686662 TheReplacement
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Yeah cuz that is just so relevant.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:11 | 5686044 mickeyman
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The first one should show him teeing off from the middle class man's head.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:13 | 5686064 SickDollar
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Am I the only one who has no clue  what is going on at 9 pm , can someone please share  the big secret ?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:32 | 5686133 dvfco
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Nothing.  

The major networks are replaying the last five State of The Union Addresses.  

Some folks are going to be lied to.

Nothing to see here. 

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:32 | 5686369 new game
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listening to music in the background. tune in for what-to get stirred up needlessly-no thanks...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:30 | 5687737 Arnold
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I suggest this for background:

http://www.thetubes.com/lyrics/wpod.htm

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:54 | 5685988 European American
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If only, if only, if only someone with the balls and courage to make a stand, would rise up, once and for all, and do what are Forefathers would be proud of...

 

... pull the plug on his teleprompter.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:01 | 5686013 Escrava Isaura
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Isil - Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant


Those guys come with balls.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:32 | 5686129 acetinker
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Escrava, for the longest time I thought were a troll.  But I've watched lately as you bantered with "folks" who clearly tried to provoke you.  You  didn't take the bait and simply provided more evidence to support your argument(s).

Kudos!

Anyway, you think it's true that IS just took the Yemeni Capitol?

If so, this is BIG news.

Let's see if it comes up in president stompy feet's address.

I won't actually watch it, though- or should I?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:46 | 5686170 Escrava Isaura
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acetinker

Thanks for the kind words.

 

I mention ISIL because many here, from their keyboards, keep asking Americans to rebel; which is a total joke because Americans are not aware, haven’t felt yet, to the point of retaliating. Of starting a revolution.

 

I also believe ISIL is 10/20 years ahead of time.

 

Anyway, our biggest problem is not Obama. Not ISIL. Our biggest problem is Capitalism.

 

Capitalism is going to kill us all.

https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/cutting-edge-2/

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:56 | 5686210 nmewn
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What is capitalism to you?

You wouldn't know capitalism if it bit you in the ass.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:48 | 5686420 Escrava Isaura
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Socialism is capitalism for the public.

Capitalism is socialism for the rich.

 

nmewn,

It's not that complicated. Mainly, there are four forms of capitalism:

Penny capitalism: Farmers selling their goods

Local capitalism: Small business, such as your hardware store. Owners that would be serving on their school-board, volunteer firefighters, and so on in their communities. 

Social capitalism: Such as the Amish’s in America. Where the labors/manufactures owns their production. Then, they hire business managers to assist them.  

And Multinationals: America largest corporations and banks are great examples

Note: US multinationals offer great prices for Americans because of their global scale advantage. And because they’re subsidized by the US Government (US Empire/Petrodollar).

 

 

Really20

The implication that you are making is that private organizations cannot ever have coercive aspects to them based on their possession of an advantageous market position. Of course the common refrain among libertarians is that any coercion carried out by private parties is the result of "crony capitalism" or "corporatism", and not the all but inevitable result of private ownership of large amounts of capital.

Private ownership of the means of production should extend only to small and midsized businesses. Larger businesses should not, in general, be owned by the state in accordance to the failed Soviet model, but should rather be governed by a corporate board elected democratically by the workers (which would in turn choose executives) and involve elections for upper management as well at the presidential and vice-presidential level.

In fact, I would favor a downsizing of the state to about 5% smaller as a percentage of GDP than it is now, to be achieved by reducing military power to peacetime levels and reducing the number of working poor using public services through higher wages achievable in worker-managed companies.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-10-14/french-nobel-prize-winning-economist-slams-big-state-socialism-not-enough-money-pay-#comment-5331540 

 

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:05 | 5686494 nmewn
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Yep, you're a dumbass.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:52 | 5686693 TheReplacement
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So you think capitalism is socialism and ISIL is actually an independent rebellion and not a covert intelligence operation.

 

Mmmmkay.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:12 | 5686769 Escrava Isaura
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TheReplacement

I answered your both questions below.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:01 | 5686234 smukster
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Yes and no. Capitalism destroys everything when it controls the state as it does now over a longer period. It can theoretically be controlled democratically, but with the power and wealth distribution as they are now and the mechanisms to prevent any change in place...dunno.

IS has launched its first attack on Saudi Arabia. They're over. I mean the IS, the Saudis still have a few years.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:55 | 5686450 Escrava Isaura
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The Painful truth about the mythical capitalism

 

By KOBE BEEF, at Zero Hedge:

A modern nation under fiat debt control is akin to a people farm. In the initial part of the cycle, the extension of fiat credit allows for the expansion of the farm, investments in infrastructure, and progresses toward the rearing and shearing of greater numbers of consumer livestock.

The farm grows. Debt grows. Payments received for debt grow. But, due to the laws of diminishing returns and compounding interest, the farm eventually reaches a point where shearing the existing stock no longer pays for the interest demanded by the creditors. The farm, while remaining somewhat productive, is rendered unprofitable.

In this phase of the cycle, the operations of the farm tends toward skinning the livestock, with no attention paid to growing the herd or maintaining its condition. At the final stage in the cycle, the farm and all its flock must be liquidated. The land is cleared, and the cycle can begin again.

The liquidation phase is called war. We are not seeing desperation here, but rather the planned liquidation of a farm by creditors who explicitly profess people to be nothing more than cattle.

Our democratically-elected/creditor-selected managers are complicit in the process. End the credit, end the cycle. Eliminate the creditors, or be slaughtered anew.

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-11-27/nato-deploy-tanks-eastern-europe-shortly-after-vp-europarliament-says-ukraine-russia#comment-5495497

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:54 | 5686700 TheReplacement
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If history started in the year 2000 and we redefined various words to mean the exact opposite of what they really mean then yeah, you are right on.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:55 | 5686706 acetinker
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Now, you've incorporated fiat money into capitalism.  Now you have begun to understand the nature of our malady.  Escrava, I'm gonna consider you a non-troll until you prove otherwise, K?

Besides that, there's a shitload you need to know.

Just ask.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:39 | 5686882 Escrava Isaura
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The word capitalism is meaningless.

It’s the Usury (interest), honey!

 

Example:

US Total Debt: $18,084,817,920,825.53

http://www.treasurydirect.gov/NP/debt/current

Interest Paid on US Debt in 2014: $431 Billion Dollars

https://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/ir/ir_expense.htm

Wait, it gets better:

Check US Private Debt (Not including financials and government) = $42 trillion dollars / 316 million Americans = $133 thousand each man, woman, and child.

http://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/Current/accessible/l1.htm

 

Now, try to calculate, or, just guess, say, 3% interest rate?

Americans will be paying over One Trillion dollars in interest to the bankers.

On money the banks never had.

 

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:46 | 5695110 acetinker
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Yeah, they loaned us money they never had and charged us interest on it.

Ingenious, no?

If you call me honey again I will personally hunt you down and kill you.  Are we clear?

You think I can't do that?  For fifty dollars I can learn where you dined last nite and where you live.

For five hundred I can have all your personal history-- all of it.

It's cheap, and so are you.

Fuck off!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:57 | 5686721 nmewn
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I don't hand out greenies & reddies like democratic candy but in your case I'll make an exception...red.

You've taken Kobe's intent and stood it on its head...its within his very first paragraph...you can read but you can't comprehend.

This may be better for you: Centralization of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:27 | 5686850 Escrava Isaura
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nmewn,

The problem with our money system is the interest rate and having the money been created by the private sector. Take both away.

 

Professor Werner: Banking is an extracting mechanism. It extracts resources from the economy, through interest payments and the taxation needed to cover the debt burden of the government. Why borrow from banks and pay interest when there is an alternative way of money creation and allocation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIkk7AfYymg

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 02:48 | 5687213 Dane Bramage
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Zactly.  I always try to keep it simple for folks regarding what capitalism isn't ~> "You can't have capitalism without capital!" - Dane Bramage
FRNs are NOT capital.  FRNs are more akin to carnival tickets or casino chips.  My favorite quote on what FRNs are is "government coupons with undefined expiration dates" (can't recall whom to attribute that quote).

 

Criticizing capitalism using an economy with a government monopoly of fiat currency as example is nonsense.  Anyone attempting to do so is either stupid, dishonest... or both.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 07:54 | 5687387 Escrava Isaura
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Capitalism is due to fail because it is predicated in continuous growth in a finite planet.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:06 | 5686271 acetinker
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That ain't what I asked you.  You can jump to the evils of capitalism if you want- but did IS just take the Yemeni Capitol?

Gotta tell ya' sumthin'.  Capitalism is a terrible system- dog eat dog and all that.

It's still the best we've come up with, though.  It seems that humans don't want to acknowledge the laws of nature- they think they're above nature.  Guess what?  No matter your place on the social strata, you will never be above nature.

You may currently be the highest primate in the strata, but nature abides.  We cannot control her.

The comeuppance may be near or far, I don't pretend to know, but I know it is coming.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:18 | 5686314 shovelhead
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I would hesitate to post an article full of gibberish to try to support an unmade argument.

 

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:35 | 5686374 nmewn
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She's apparently in love with men who have the balls to kill the innocent.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:04 | 5686477 Escrava Isaura
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Nmewn,

You post tells more about you than my message about the faith of humanity under the coming industrial and societal collapse.

Example:

The Seneca Cliff

http://cassandralegacy.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-seneca-cliff-of-energy-production.html

 

Note: ISIL fits ‘beginning stages of’ Societal Collapse

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 22:40 | 5686644 nmewn
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My comment was intended to do just that. I will not, in fact, risk my ass for you. As hard as that may be for you to hear or understand, it is the complete truth.

I leave it to you Escrava, to meditate as to why I won't for you but will voluntarily lay it on the line (and have) for someone else.

I do have faith in humanity, I just have no faith in you.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:05 | 5686751 Escrava Isaura
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Faith on primates?

Pretty naive of you, I must say.

But good luck to you and your family. And I mean it in a sincere way.

 

Reg Morrison: The human brain remains a piece of stone-age machinery, however you look at it, and no amount of culture can make it otherwise. Genetically speaking we are a finished product, not a prototype. What you see is what you get—there will be no bright utopian future. The Spirit in the Gene, page 247 (Midnight Prognosis).

 

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:32 | 5686367 A Nanny Moose
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Capitalism would have to exist, in order to even have a shot at killing us all. Capitalism have never existed within the borders of the Untied States of Amerika. There has only been varying degrees (generally a ratchet effect) of oppression by The State.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:47 | 5686419 new game
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no economic system will ever work because that system put in place will exert some form of control(s) backed by violence. that threat of violence is the check and balance needed that always gets hijacked from regulatory mandates to outright theft backed by violence - every system put in place has these features and will ultimately fail.

thank r.m. for these parroted thoughts.

it really is the luck of fate, whether you experience the horrors of war or peace.

the pendulum swings...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 01:50 | 5687157 A Nanny Moose
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Why?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 07:59 | 5687388 Escrava Isaura
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Because capitalism—like our Republic and Free-Market—is a top-down control based in lies and mirages.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:48 | 5686181 Too Big 2
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Balls? You call decapitating people and sending it out on the web balls? 

You need to take a long walk down a short pier...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:08 | 5686269 smukster
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Certainly a lot more balls than launching rockets in AfPak with a joystick in Florida.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:14 | 5686301 Too Big 2
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Balls? You call decapitating people and sending it out on the web balls? 

You need to take a long walk down a short pier...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:20 | 5686325 shovelhead
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I think he was referring to gang-raping women and children and then selling what's left.

That's pretty damn heroic.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:27 | 5686347 Escrava Isaura
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Too Big 2

You should watch these two movies:

 

The Honorable Woman

http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/80005587?trkid=13630398

Especially the last episode

 

Frontline: Battle Zones: Ukraine & Syria

http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayer?movieid=80029604&trkid=200109584

 

Then, come and talk to us.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:29 | 5685904 johansen
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even if that were true, and it isn't, is that an excuse?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:29 | 5685895 dvfco
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I'd love for one of his invited guests to shout "Liar" - or anyone from the Democratic Party.  

It might make the most boring show in town a bit more exciting.

Audience for 2009 - 52.4 million.  By 2012 - down to 37.8 million.  Last year only 33.5 million watched.

Wouldn't it be great if they broadcast it tonight, and everyone watched reruns of "Cheers".

Headline from 1-21-2015 News - "Last night's State of the Union Address was watched by, well, it seems, uhm, only those in the news media paid to report on it, and 1/2 those actually in attendance.  Fifty-two percent of the audience could be seen playing "Trivia Crack", "Clash of Clans", or "Bejewelled."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:56 | 5686001 European American
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How about if everyone started throwing shoes at the fucker. Anything to shut the mulattos hole up.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:20 | 5686072 Big Slick
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is that slang for 'sodomite'?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:16 | 5686074 Escrava Isaura
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European American

You sound more like an Arab than European.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:22 | 5686098 Statetheist
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Because being born mixed race is so horrible.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:30 | 5686122 dvfco
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Not at all - just having this particular mulatto as our President is so horrible.  

I love the shoe throwing idea.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:38 | 5686142 Keyser
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Now, now, let's not get testy... It's a description of the suspect...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:55 | 5686206 lotsoffun
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no - but claiming and allowing others to claim he is 'black' because it is greatly to his advantage is what is known as 'playing the race card'.  he is genetically as white as he is black.  and probably, sociallogically, he is whiter than he is black.  and probably - people shouldn't care.  so he is just playing a game with dumb people, to use them.

and probably - he is not technically a citizen of the united states.  which might not matter also, except their are laws against that.

and most likely - what i find the worst is.  he never released his student records.

i have nothing to hide, and mine are pretty grim.  but - i don't take advantage of large number of people for my own benefit.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:36 | 5686139 cheech_wizard
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I'm in the middle of season 3 of a Fringe marathon. I can always read about SOTU later... Let me know what the final tally is for johngaltfla's drinking game.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:23 | 5686328 Burticus
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Just don't drink to the Kenyan Usurper's favorite four-letter "F" words, "free" and "fair."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:58 | 5686463 new game
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and folk

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:22 | 5686095 Statetheist
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Exactly what would doing that accomplish?!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:04 | 5686741 neidermeyer
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"The Media" would be fit to be tied if someone had the balls to throw some rotten veggies O'Bastards way during any particularly communist part of his infomercial.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:59 | 5685797 BandGap
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That is a psychological tool, actually. Coupled with the expectation that you have a "right" to things like food, housing, medicine, daycare, free phones, etc. it makes class envy a snap.

Making 90K is really "rich" in a country where less than 50% of the working populace makes 30K.

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:36 | 5685931 cynicalskeptic
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90K a year in NY buys less than 30K in most of the country..... but then there are jobs in NY

Family down south has been out of work for half of the last decade but their house cost less than my downpayment and their local taxes are 1/10 of what I pay.  But then the local schools there are godawful and dining out at a 'good' place means Ponderosa.    It's a FAR cheaper life but the salaries top out real low. 

Any place that has well paying jobs has a higher cost of living.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:55 | 5685999 meterman
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I lived in NY for ten of the worst years of my life. One major manufacturing company a month quit NY to escape the political blood sucking. I escaped - Thank the Lord. And - What is wrong with Ponderosa? You NY freaks would not know real food if they covered your apartment building with it. Snob!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:21 | 5686086 Big Slick
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Shoulda gone to Lugers

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:52 | 5686197 847328_3527
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My relative is a Big Shot Lawyer in NYC [and super wealthy, not like the rest of us trailer home trash black sheep of the family]. He told me today how relieved he was to have grabbed the parking slot for sale in his building for his mercedes for a "mere $246,000."

 

That's for the frigg'n parking place ??!!!

 

WTF !?

 

My Double Wide ain't that much, even with all the furniture in it.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:15 | 5686071 harleyjohn45
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I believe you are speaking of NYC, because a lot of New York has a low wages.  I have no problems in the South and I can have a parking space if I want it.  Here in sunny Florida we have some of the best seafood in the USA and lots of other good restaurants.  Glad you love it there and are staying there.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:20 | 5686084 acetinker
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Was gonna say duh??? But I'm in the south, so I won't.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:01 | 5686734 TheReplacement
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It sounds like your family picked a good spot and you live on a kind of plantation. 

Don't forget to pay your taxes slave.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:06 | 5686753 neidermeyer
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"... the local schools there are godawful..." have you seen the public schools in NY and NJ?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:03 | 5686256 logicalman
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Some loopholes have been changed to protect the rich!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:21 | 5685670 kaiserhoff
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Every time I see that fool, I'm reminded that half of my fellow Americans,

  are parasites and/or have mush for brains.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:33 | 5685710 noben
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And yet these are the ones you're supposed to enlist for, so they can enjoy their Freedumb.

Remind me again who is Free And who is Dumb?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:36 | 5685720 silverer
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We need the draft again.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:10 | 5685830 Rootin' for Putin
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as long as only applys to people whos parents make 150K or more.
Then we can start as many wars as you like.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:13 | 5685843 ZippyBananaPants
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"there was one?"   famous line from Stripes.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:20 | 5685868 dvfco
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That was a tie for the best line from Stripes - tied with "Settle Down Francis".  Great flick.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:40 | 5685944 Fidel Sarcastro
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It was "Lighten up Francis"... after he had warned "Any of u homos touch my stuff...and I'll kill u."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:44 | 5685962 Fidel Sarcastro
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It was "Lighten up Francis"... after he had warned "Any of u homos touch my stuff...and I'll kill ya."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:49 | 5685970 Usurious
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he was the BEST

''my 'friends' call me PSYCHO... If you call me 'francis'... I'll KILL you... & one more thing... I don't like anyone touching me... So any of you... homos... touch me... & I'll kill you...''

 

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-05/goldman-sees-stock-plunge-then-...

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:26 | 5686097 Big Slick
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.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:28 | 5686112 dvfco
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Thank you Fidel - you are absolutely right.  And the 'homos' comment is also up there in the top three.  

In the case of the "Any of you . . . homos touch my stuff . . .and I'll kill ya," it was only 1/2 what he said.  The better half was how he said it.  Classic.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:48 | 5685967 plane jain
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Settle down Ryskamp.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:34 | 5685721 silverer
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Anyone who willfully enlists either has a death wish, or just wants to kill stuff, or operate cool weapons.  It sure isn't about fighting for freedom.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:39 | 5685942 cynicalskeptic
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The military was having a hard time getting recruits before the bottom dropped out of the economy.  No problem since then - and the 'quality' is far higher.  

For many people the military is their ONLY option - it gives them a shot at job training, a college education and employment better than minimum wage fast food.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:07 | 5686268 logicalman
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At least with burger-flipping you don't get a side of PTSD

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:39 | 5685943 Buckaroo Banzai
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Hey-- don't underestimate the allure of operating cool weapons.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:50 | 5685983 SeattleBruce
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I hate to say it, but a fair number of young American men have only one skill - playing shoot 'em up vids.  So shootin' stuff fits in pretty nicely with that..

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:02 | 5686742 GeezerGeek
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Many enlisted, back in the late '80s, for the benefits, such as paid educational benefits. I recall an interview with a female soldier being deployed to Kuwait just prior to Desert Storm. She was upset that she was being deployed and said something to the effect that "I didn't enlist to actually fight in a war."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:33 | 5685711 silverer
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I think that when I drive.  About every other car you pass is driven by an asshole.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:41 | 5685746 Cognitive Dissonance
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That begs the question. Are you one of those assholes? Because to everyone else you have a 50/50 chance of being one of those 'every other car' assholes?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:09 | 5685828 NoWayJose
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Whether assholes or idiots, a half hour drive around ANY city in the country will reveal WHY the US is in decline.  If the level of driving skill (anticipation, paying attention to what is around you, turning when you can, etc) is as bad in their job performance, it is easy to tell WHY so many are unemployed or are non-productive workers.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:21 | 5685865 nuubee
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When you remove competitive advantage from the human experience, don't be surprised if most people start mailing it in, AND remain reproductively successful.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:40 | 5685897 Lore
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If he dares to mention "5.6% unemployment" or "recovery," everybody should walk out. 

It's comforting to find others who are sick and tired of lies and deceit and hypocrisy and international-scale criminal enterprise.  The economy is NOT booming; the dollar is NOT "strong"; we are NOT democratizing the Middle East;  the planet is NOT warming; we are NOT "Charlie," things are NOT getting better.  Neo-Zio-whatever nutcases have taken charge, and they're destroying a once proud nation.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:42 | 5685953 cynicalskeptic
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Unemployment - measured as it was in 1980 - is OVER 24% - worse than the 1932 peak of the Great Depression

The only reason you don't see lines for soup kitchens everywhere and people selling pencils on street corners is Food Stamps, Disability and unemployment...... (well that and the fact that the media won't cover the lines and tent cities housing the homeless)

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 23:09 | 5686762 GeezerGeek
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Want to see bread lines and tent cities? Elect a Republican president. The MSM reports will start the day after the inauguration.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:42 | 5685954 Buckaroo Banzai
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...Or how about the bullshit of "reducing the deficit"?

If the deficit was $483 billion, as Obama claims, why did the national debt go up by $1.086 trillion dollars?

He's pulling pages out of the Clinton playbook.

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=229762

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:09 | 5686278 logicalman
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When 'money' IS debt, how do you pay off debt with 'money'

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:01 | 5686018 European American
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"I think that when I drive.  About every other car you pass is driven by an asshole."

Well, for sure, every fourth is on some form of heavy psychotropics.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:03 | 5686022 harleyjohn45
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53% are parasites.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:23 | 5686043 Creepy A. Cracker
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There is at least one Dear Leader Obama teabagger on Zerohedge.  One -1 straight down the page...

"I suck for other people's money."

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 20:24 | 5686101 Statetheist
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Like everyone that went out, saw, and enjoyed American Sniper?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:28 | 5686352 shovelhead
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I might break tradition and go to a theater to see it just because it pissed off the thumbsuckers so badly.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 02:56 | 5687217 Otrader
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Can that be classified a comedy for bankers?

 

 

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:21 | 5685671 stant
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He's about to be run over by history with the rest of us

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:25 | 5685683 knukles
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"Everyone's remembered for something bad until much worse comes along." Jimmy Carter, when speaking to Barack Osama about presidential legacies.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:57 | 5685787 Surging Chaos
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The funny and yet sad thing is that we very well may have our next POTUS be beyond worse than Obama.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 21:08 | 5686283 logicalman
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I think that's the plan.

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 01:31 | 5687134 old naughty
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wait, that sounded like punishment for us, no?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:23 | 5685677 dimwitted economist
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thank you president obama... the economy is well on the way to Recovery!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:29 | 5685701 knukles
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Bullsit, Mr President; it's still detoxing.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:36 | 5685722 Yen Cross
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 How was that golf game on Sunday? The one with your Son?

 I wish I had that with my Father knuks.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:49 | 5685972 knukles
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Oh man, thanks for askin', Yen.
It was marvelous.  I so love spending time with him, and he's a good golfer to boot.
And not just of the game.  He exhibits all of the old fashioned politeness and civility gone from the sport these days.
Many thanks for reminding me of so much I've to be grateful.
K

PS  I don't know hwere he picked it up, but he sure has a twisted sense of humor.  'Prolly Mrs K.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:53 | 5685990 Yen Cross
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    lmfao! Sounds like my brother.   ;-)

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:36 | 5685724 silverer
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Rekovery.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:30 | 5685700 Smiley
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I eagerly await tomorrows word cloud.  I anticipate a record number of references to himself in 3'rd person.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:46 | 5685963 knukles
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Us?

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:35 | 5685715 dimwitted economist
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pay no attention to all the Silly NOISE currently ongoing.. such as that swiss cheese business or whatever else may seem bad. also buying Gold or Silver is NOT SMART!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:34 | 5685718 Zymurguy
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Socialists... always more of the "you're poor because someone else is filthy rich" meme.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:35 | 5685723 wmbz
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I used to call them moron voters but I believe stupid is more on target.

You can't fix or teach stupid, however they have been trained to think they are sticking "it" to the evil rich or evil big bidness time and time again.

As always they are to fucking stupid to begin to even understand that they are sticking"it" right up their own arse!

Nothing will be different this time...Please sir may I have some more!

Idiots!

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 19:06 | 5685814 Escrava Isaura
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wmbz

We are all born Ignorant. Stupidity is what is indoctrinated on us.

 

Moron (IQ 5170), Imbecile (IQ 26–50), and Idiot (IQ 0–25) are unable to understand because of some type of brain disability.

 

A Stupid person is a person that can understand; but, because of believes indoctrinated on them, or because of financial reasons/gains, that person will remain as stupid as he/she can be.

 

Hope that helps.

 

 

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