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A stupid person is one who has an operable brain but refuses to switch it on.
We do not know where our president came from, or where he is going, what his thoughts really are. We do not know for Shure who his masters are. But we do know that his state of the union speech will be scripted, rehearsed, spun lies, spoken by a man with no character, honor, honesty, or love of America. On the good side he is a lame duck. Or something that rimes with duck.
"[Obola has no] love of America"
There you have it in one.
Is there anything more shameful than that for a POTUS?
LOL.
Even the people who voted for him...twice
want to see his birth certificate.
"We are now a century into the welfare state. The winners at the top are still winning, and the losers are still losing. What is Oxfam’s solution? More of the same. More government taxation of the rich. More welfare state action.
"This is the rhetoric of envy. This is the politics of guilt and pity." ~Dr. Gary North
B.O.H.I.C.A- Peter North
keep an eye on this 'fast track negotiating power' folks/Tylers...
This is some Emperor Palpantine level shit, doggs.
At the podium Barack is a smiler
Bats his eyelashes – such a beguiler
If you’re buyin’ his dream,
Then to you it must seem
That only one person is Tyler
Falsus in uno
Falsus in omnibus
Anyone that listens to the dumbest monkey in the tropical jungle tonight is insane - or you just like to be lied to - it was good for me was it good for you?
SPAM ALERT!
I wrote this earlier today, and, while I usually can't stomach people who pimp their blogs on this or any other site, I felt that my post was too important to ignore.
State of the Union Drinking Game 2015: Multiple Choice, Top Ten Version, with Bonus Chug Words
And, I included my own spam alert, just so you know I'm actually legit, honest and maybe not very smart.
As I wrote above:
The only worthwhile drinking game for the SOTU would be to have a shot every time Obama speaks the truth.
It would be a free game & 100% safe for recovering alcoholics.
solid tender.
I think a blog pimp here and there is cool [not that it matters what I think] - a few have been interesting.
p.s. you left "immigrants" out of the top ten
I'm trying to stay sober, so I selected to drink only on the words "Zionist," "Liberty," and "resign."
The banksters need to repay us.
You can add Islamic terrorist also, you will remain sober.
How do (2) elected fiduciary bodies find an omnibus agreement?
Split personalities
.
I'm thinking something? Thanks Minge
Barack the magic negro has worn very thin with all his fucking lies. I'll be watching hockey tonight and hoping an errant missile lands in the arena
The magic charlatan speaks and the mouth breathing supporters of his orgasm while they drool. And america burns
Over/under on the Federal Reserve being mentioned?
0 of course.
I am looking forward to the rebuttal
Go get him Joni
If the President of the USA is a liar, has his own 'kill' list is Commander in Chief of the drones and Gitmo and gets away with it, what hope do those in the nation he heads who do not condone lies, hypocrisy and murder have?
Elections - November 2016
But, I agree in advance, that's little consolation.
If you think that's bad, imagine the frustration and embarrassment of having a leader of your country who tries to crawl up the back passage of your POTUS on a daily basis. Our PM, David Camoron was recently spotted with Obummer declaring war on internet shopping. Before that, lacking a real photo opportunity, he was posting rather forlorn selfies of himself "On the phone with the president of the USA" looking cringeworthingly self important. Pathetic doesn't cover it. It was so bad Patrick Stewart even made a satirical selfie tweet:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/sir-patrick-stewart-patche...
I thought the 'cartoon' wouldn't start until 9PM Eastern time tonight!
What are the odds that if they simply replayed the S.O.T.U. Address from 2010 through 2013, anyone (outside of those in the media and possibly ZH readers) would notice?
He has repeated the address every year he's been in office. It's all agonizing lies and bullshit.
The only difference between this year and years prior is that there is a Republic majority in the house and senate.
So, while in the past he made promises with no intention of keeping them, this year, he can't keep them without invoking executive orders.
He is suck a cocksucker - seemingly both literally and figuratively.
My idea of a great SOTU address would be to have poor, ignorant, urban dwellers live on a screen.
Obama would ask them, "What do you want?"
They would say, "More Obama Phones - more SNAP cards - more Section 8 HUD free Housing - more free shit."
Then Obama would break out in his best Roy Orbison and sing the entire song, "Anything you want - you got it." All the Dems applaud.
That SOTU address would be the only one where I would believe a single word this pig-fucker says.
By the way, the only worthwhile drinking game for the SOTU would be to have a shot every time Obama speaks the truth. It would be a free game, safe for recovering alcoholics.
How DARE you sully the sainted memory of the incomparable Roy Orbison by associating his name with that...that ...thing.
R.I.P. Roy...He didn't mean it.
The State of the Police-State.
CIA-Obama: "My Zionist controllers sent me here tonight to inform all the subjects of the DC US nation how much freer we're going to let them be."
The banksters need to repay us.
Just more lies, spin, and busllshit to cover their efforts to take more of our money, and power, and create division among us.
CIA-Obama: "My Zionist Luciferian controllers sent me here tonight to inform all the subjects of the DC US nation how much freer we're going to let them be."
Otherwise you are correct.
What evidence do you have that Rahm Emannuel, Axelrod, Sunstein - or Netanyahu or Lieberman are "Luciferians" versus Talmudic Jews?
I'm a pretty open-minded cat - but I think this "Luciferian" thing is horseshit - gatekeeping. It's like saying that the fact that a small ethnoreligious minority has wildly disproportionate power and influence [and allegiance to a foreign state], and that members of this group, but no other, have been wildly disproportionately appointed to head agencies like the Fed, IRS, Treasury, FDIC, CBO, OMB, Commerce, SEC, etc. etc - that doesn't matter at all...
because what it really is, really, is this other secret group called "Luciferians." That doesn't make a lick of sense to me in the way that, for example, distinguishing Zionist worldview from coming from a Jewish family - which is a valid distinction, although it does not extinguish the curious issue of Jewish [vesus 'Zionist'] hyper-overrepresentation in media, banking, and government unless you could sensibly claim that all of these Jews are "Zionists" - which is fucking absurd.
I know how some stuff is thought crime - but the over-representation of Jews, per se, has absolutely nothing to do, so far as I can tell, with this claim about a cult of mythos [Lucifer, I assure you, is as real as Thor or Loki]
My question to you is - why are all the Luciferians Zionist Jews?
- http://www.infowars.com/muslim-puts-free-speech-to-the-test-jokes-about-...
"To determine the true rulers of any society, all you must do is ask yourself this question: Who is it that I am not permitted to criticize?" Disputed to be Voltaire
The banksters need to repay us.
You can say you are Jewish, or Episcopalian (see the Bushes) or whatever, even if you really you belive you are a child of Lucifer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luciferianism
Its a shame this scene from the movie "Used Cars" might have inspired those guys from isis to come up with something creative. 1980s movies, the good old days of cinema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ip8gspFaH8
I hope he goes into detail about the fact that 9/11 was an inside job and that he was only "peripherally" involved, not that the poor "middle class" gives a shit.
Proud to say that everytime this guy opens his yap in whatever form of media, I either mute, change the channel, or power off.
I have absolutely no interest in what he has to say. Zero. He and his administration has hosed the US of A and so many other countries that he will most likely go down in history as the worst geopolitical 'negotiator' to ever take the Oval Office.
Hopefully the office can gain some pride back once he and his clan pack their bags, and I'm sure there will be plenty of those. Make sure all the lamps and loose items are present and accounted for after they vacate.
What is a shit rope?
My bad.
The "state of the union" from said teleprompter reader will be nothing less than a shit storm!
If he was honest enough to include this analogy to where we are headed in the state of the union I might even pay attention to him!
+1 for using laheyism....
LMFAO shit rope!
Is the car still in the ditch and are his friends still drinking slurpees?
Taxman, Taxman,
Don't tax me.
Tax that rich man,
Behind that tree.
Take what you can
and give to me!
Picture two neighbors separated by a fence.
Each talking to the tax man.
Each pointing across the fence to their neighbor's house, seemingly oblivious to each other.
Each telling the tax man that his neighbor has 'extra' money.
Each expecting a share of that money when their neighbor is looted.
Now picture the two neighbors some time later, standing pockets inside out, consoling one another as the taxman walks from both of them counting a large wad of cash.
And finally imagine above each of their heads a thought bubble, that their neighbor is actually faking it, and that he (each) and the taxman might have better luck next year.
That, my friends, is real life.
There will be no progress until both neighbors look on the near side of the fence for their solutions.
Wha???
This is y u need cable so
that u don't have to listen to the
fingerprinting, lies and the introducing
of the politically colorectal guests of honor.
Fuck this communist son of a bitch.
(and a pornographic bitch at that)
Why would anyone waste time tonight watching a person lie to his face?
without the common courtesy of a reach around.
It makes their spouses seem much more sincere.
"National bankruptcy rocks!" ...so does the ensuing personal bankruptcy.
People love to be lied to and Obama is their hero. and when things get really bad is when we need especially good liars. I mean how else can we get to the end game without ever being able to see it coming? How?
In a magazine the other day i read the 1% owns half the world. I remember the average wealth of these people to be around 2m euro. the top 70 million people own an average of 2m euro. Sure 2m euro is much money, but its not thaaat much after all. Yet 2m is just the average wealth of all these people combined! How much is it that bill gates is worth these days? 500.000 million euro?
So exactly how much is that poorest guy of the 70million 1%er actually worth?
With a current net value of aprox 200k euro i realized it might actually be me! Yet Im a low income individual having less income than the average citizen in my country... How ironic!
Well now I guess i just have to wait for the underwaterhouseholds to come slaughter me for being a rich motherfucker. But hey, dont mind obomba and his elite global bankster friends..
I love to be happy about not working.
"over the next few monfs, I will systematically produce lame-brained, idiotic, heart-on-my-sleeve, liberal moronic ideas that will be rightfully shot down by the GOP. This will bolster the libtard vote come 2016 for the ultimate rise of Hitlery."
Purple lips Obama sucks Soros' cock.
Mabe I should run for POTUS, instead of expatriating?
Both options involve evading massive debt obligations - one through verbal means, and the other through physical means.
I'd rather watch the test pattern.
It better not preempt my Spanish-language telenovela! I need to find out if Esmeralda is going to lose custody of her children and if Pablo is going to die from his gunshot wound.
Strange. CNN Money is showing oil at $0.00. It shows at -46.39. -100.00% change. North Koreans?
just following interest rates. so much fiat and oil, can't GIVE the stuff away. to the 1% - only so much they can drive or store.
can't wait till the central banks decide they don't need to have gold anymore. barbaric thing that it is, and so much expense keeping it dry.
/sarc
It's more like State Of Denial.
I see bubbles
Give Lord Obunga a break... hearding dumb, blind sheep is hard work... even for a Chicagoland peter-puffer sewer roach.
Just ask a dog.
I'm willing to try for a better country.
I'll never hit Cartmans Ass. Bitchez
Ahhh!,....I've been Kim Jong Un'd !!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I first looked at it I thought the headline said "Spewing tonights..."
He's ah.
Gonna say some things.
And some people will agree and ah some people won't.
Then every thinking man uh. will fume.
And he may even recoil.
But in the end our ah Union is strong.
Watch Robocop with me tonight, my brethren, let's put Dutch filth in our heads instead.
112 unkept promises. Wow. https://grabien.com/file.php?id=33725&searchorder=date
112 unkempt bushes. I thought that's where you were going. Reminded me of spring break in Tulsa. That's why you received a green arrow.
silver just tagged 18 $
who cares what the puppet says...
What time is this shit show supposed to start.
I have heard enough of the FOX News moronic talking heads and am ready for the Ass Clown in Chief to step up to the podium.
Better run a test on your Bullshit Storage Circuits to see if you have enough capacity.
I am only watching in hopes of seeing a catastrophic Magintude 10 earthquake hitting below their feet which will open the firey pits of hell to swallow all of these cultist eleitist. This is about the only thing that would save this once great nation.
Haha
Thank you. First time I've laughed about our Hugo Chavez in a long time.
Lies, Damned Lies and the State of the Union Address.
Hedge Accordingly
State of the Union, First Draft
"My American Subjects:
Life is good!
Air Force One is running well. The price of jet fuel is down, but who cares.
I shot a legitimate 75 at Pebble Beach.
Michelle has been on the road a lot, so I've been getting some real food.
I don't have to do any effing campaigning any more. Fist bump!
We've streamlined our campaign fundraising so we don't have to do so much travel.
We've added a drive through lane at the White House, and arranged with the Secret Service that only the cash has to go through security check. And, you can get a free beverage at the last window.
Republicans are still jerks.
I don't have any more wars planned, at least until the next Nobel Peace Prizes are announced.
We still need some more tax money. You cheap bastards still seem to think you can get a government this good on chump change.
When you here from the IRS, do what they tell you. Don't try to be some Tea Party extremist.
I'm working on my list of presidential pardons. Boy, are you f*ckers gonna be surprised.
Thanks for coming.
God bless America.
Oh. And the State of the Union is strong. Blah. Blah. Blah.
We're done."
Obama is going to say the economy got better. YEAH. Reagan's economy had a civilian to population growth rate of 84%. Clinton had 79%. BUsh- nevermind...OBama - it's easy to beat the dead in a roadrace...59%?
The press only cares that Obama will use social media for his SOTU, not the content of it.
combatsnoopy
There's a say that goes like this:
Before speaking... Think
Before writing... Research
Otherwise it sounds really stupid..... How can you tell?
Read your 'Population Growth Rate' comment.... again.
not to speak of the future... but in my other life i'd see how much kai this cat had just because of the dollars he wastes on the ungrateful mockery of poor people transferred from the pockets of the workers enslaved by these sick mongrel.
The funny thing is, the lefty advisers/ strategists are still smug about their real support base. If they knew what the real cinnamon was in the hearts and minds of those who didn't give a ****... Well, there you go, a completely different set of polls.
Gold, $1303, go baby go. Break out from under your paper blanket and run like the wind.
Same as it ever was. You expected something different? And I think I saw BONER starting to cry. Even he knows it's a farce. Waking up is such a hard thing to do. NOT! As they say.