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How The World's Billionaires Stay Safe In Davos: "It Feels Like Half The Swiss Army Is Here"

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With the western world facing high terror alerts, the biggest meeting of top CEOs and world leaders comes at a delicate time. As Bloomberg's Tom Gibson exclaims in this brief clip, "it feels like half the Swiss army is here," but officials play down the security presence as 'business as usual'. With a special no-fly-zone and snipers overhead, Davos is protected by 3,000 military personnel for these few days...

 

 

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No wonder the billionaires aren't worried about leaving their private jets unlocked on the Davos runways.

 

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Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:18 | 5687689 Smegley Wanxalot
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ISIS ... that is your target.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:19 | 5687696 noben
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You best be heading there.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:31 | 5687730 bigdumbnugly
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all i know is that all those "top ceo's and world leaders" better know exactly what the current swiss army bribery rate is for snipers at this time and get out ahead of it

not the place to go on the cheap now...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:31 | 5687743 RaceToTheBottom
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The latest ISIS "request" for 200 million for a few japanese chaps seems to be aiming too high.  More a way to show how tough they are as they behead a few more Joe SalaryMan.  

Now CEOs might garner such a price, even more....

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:40 | 5687769 Payne
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Easiest way is to alter the food delivery,  Salad would be the best way to enter a toxin or disease vector.  Could be sprayed on or grown hydroponically where it is absorbed into the cell structures.

Ninja's where are you when we need you ??

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:17 | 5687985 spellbound
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All you closet rebels out there. You couldn't find your cojones in the dark if you used both hands.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:54 | 5688168 whotookmyalias
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All your billionaires are belong to us

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:58 | 5688189 Momauguin Joe
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Three snd half hours of historical perspective that every man needs to see:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DU1Qt6a-vaNM

 


Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:34 | 5688345 Oracle 911
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That place really deserve to be nuked (from the orbit) or droned. Or the Swiss should make training ground from that town.

The few civilians afterwards should be honored as noble sacrifices. One way or another the world would be better place.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 13:24 | 5688517 Triggernometry
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But where is Stitches??

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 21:58 | 5690786 J S Bach
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When "drone" technology finally becomes as accessible as iPhone technology... watch out.

TPTB will then live in an ever-present state of angst and fear... not knowing when a "justice-drone" may arrive with their name on it.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 15:08 | 5688997 PTR
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Three snd half hours of historical perspective that every man needs to see:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DU1Qt6a-vaNM

 

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Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:31 | 5689980 The_Dude
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I think this is what you were trying to say....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Qt6a-vaNM

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:31 | 5689981 The_Dude
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Dup

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:33 | 5689983 The_Dude
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Trip...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:29 | 5688035 Almost Solvent
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Just dump gallons of rat poison into the soup

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:51 | 5688150 weburke
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this davos  probably has got some purposes off the agenda. "parties" themed, 5th circle of hell,  6th, ect. ugly dark some of these men. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:53 | 5688161 whotookmyalias
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...some animals are more equal than others.

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 15:08 | 5689007 PTR
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Just dump gallons of rat poison into the soup

 

They already do. It's called (sodium) flouride.  

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:25 | 5687718 Fun Facts
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ask the mossad where to look

Gardeners discover bag of ISIS flags in northern Israel

http://www.jewishjournal.com/israel/article/gardeners_discover_bag_of_is...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:29 | 5687733 buzzsaw99
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-1 why would isis attack their financial backers?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:50 | 5687828 Memedada
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Argh, just wrote about the same thing - and now I can't delete my comment...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:57 | 5687876 Dr. Richard Head
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A guy can dream, can't he?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:49 | 5687823 Memedada
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RE: Smegley Wanxalot

Why target your employers?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:03 | 5687907 Money Boo Boo
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somebody is in need of a grassy knoll and a couple storm drains

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:10 | 5687940 IndyPat
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Back, and to the left...
Back, and to the left...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:19 | 5687691 Silverhog
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1700 private jets to discuss global warming. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:25 | 5687721 Antifaschistische
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we...wouldn't....really expect the wealthiest people in the world to pay for their own security would we!!!  

That is NOT the way the world works once you hit the top .001%

...and, keep buying the stock of their companies too...so they can buy more jets for their personal travel, and corporate vacation homes, etc, etc, etc...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:26 | 5687724 gmrpeabody
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Drips with irony...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:29 | 5687739 Fun Facts
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The biggest irony is the swiss army schmucks with sniper rifles protecting the people who enslave them.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:54 | 5687766 Ghordius
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are Swiss citizens enslaved by "them"? the crowd in Davos represents many aspects of the economy, notably many bankers

but in Switzerland, many "financial freedoms" are restricted. just recently my niece sent me some interesting links about how they manage loans

you can't get a loan in Switzerland without having it on a special database for consumer protection, which monitors limits. and they are quite low

US student debt would be illegal, in Switzerland. and so too small downpayments on mortgages. and the Swiss have an old anti-usury law which would make "payday loans" illegal, too

and this is only scratching the surface. the Swiss are not only free, they also hold more referenda in one year then most countries in the last two centuries

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:57 | 5687869 tarsubil
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The swiss know not to get high on your own supply.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:59 | 5688195 Ghordius
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possible. but both the EU and most EU countries have similar consumer protection schemes going on

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:02 | 5688211 IndyPat
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I'm sure Greece hopes so.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:04 | 5688212 Raging Debate
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Ghordius - Yes. The Swiss don't crap in there own backyard. Part of the complexity of human nature worth understanding is how people externalization or internalize problems.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:45 | 5687813 prefan4200
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The Swiss are a little less enslaved than they were about a week or so ago.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 15:53 | 5689241 Overflow-admin
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Well for the soldiers parhaps... but officiers are big fans of IDF so need I say more?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:38 | 5687762 wmbz
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Yes, but they were flying the compact electric jets, instead of those horrible planet killing fossil fuel jobs!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:59 | 5687884 Ratscam
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add additional hundreds of helicopter flights, since Davos does not have a runway

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:18 | 5687693 buzzsaw99
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maggot convention

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:20 | 5687694 GMadScientist
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Half the Swiss Army eh?

So just the toothpick and the corkscrew then/

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:33 | 5687726 Ghordius
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since the Swiss Army is a militia conscription army, you'd have to mobilize it, first. but then, half of it would be 220'000 soldiers, roughly 20 divisions

what is put to service around Davos is a part of the citizen soldiers that are making their yearly refreshment courses. a few thousands, max (edit: ZH states 3'000. did not notice that first. it's probably half mountain infantry and half assorted logistics, SAM and so on)

yes, they all carry the famous Swiss Army knife. the tool they use in order to open and clean their assault rifles. but the army version has no toothpick

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:45 | 5687795 Bopper09
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No roast beef for those guys then.  This could lead to a protein deficient army, they should hold a referendum to upgrade their knives.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:47 | 5687811 IndyPat
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Really? That sucks. What about the tweezers/roach clip thingy? Still have that?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:19 | 5687695 jimijon
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We droned some folks

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:19 | 5687698 Budd aka Sidewinder
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That fleet of pissant jets wouldn't be sufficient for Jacob Rothschild's staff

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:48 | 5687826 RaceToTheBottom
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I would guess Rothchild's paid staff is quite small.  These lackies get paid but don't have all the membership rights attributed to a Rothchild...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:24 | 5687701 yogibear
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Now that people know there are snipers around their easy to take out.

Many of the thieves/kidnappers have access to silencers when there are millions/billions involved.

Someone that builds drones with weapons attached with silencers on them will make a fortune.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:37 | 5688348 Overfed
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Anyone who can order an hydraulic filter from the Wix catalog has access to a 'silencer'.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:21 | 5687704 Fun Facts
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Davos = ZWO pedophile convention

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 13:38 | 5688556 noben
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I think I figured out why Obama and his bosses now want sexual deviants (GLBT) to be 'accepted': It eliminates a chief tool of blackmailing and turning their diplomats and spies into double-agents, as it eliminates the Honeypot trap for said deviants.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:22 | 5687708 Agent P
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"It Feels Like Half The Swiss Army Is Here"

That's a lot of knives.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:23 | 5687709 Peter Pan
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I will relish the day when they turn on each other and need protection from one another rather than from the ordinary folk who are their victims.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:59 | 5687890 nuubee
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Isn't that about now? We're in a currency war, that's about as bloody as elites get with each other.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:22 | 5687711 Fix It Again Timmy
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Davos - Pedophiles on Parade...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:32 | 5687741 Savyindallas
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Be careful what you say  -I don't think ALL of them are pedophiles. A few may just be regular perverts. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:47 | 5688130 Money Boo Boo
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I wonder how many children are reported missing around the world the week before Davos?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:00 | 5688202 IndyPat
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Figure 3 per attendee. Should give you an idea.
And hope that's a liberal figure and some of the pervs are down with the flu

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:23 | 5687713 blown income
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Ran the blue jet tail number ..HP

 

Going to be giving discounts for bulk printer purchases

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:33 | 5687747 HowdyDoody
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It would be funny if N581GA turned up. No, make that appropriate.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:36 | 5687752 BustainMovealota
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The othersa are Du PONT and Wells Fargo

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:52 | 5687848 RaceToTheBottom
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It would be interesting to have a list of all corporations who attend and their accompanying planes.

ZH could crank that out.  Some one here had the list of planes, just not owners...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:23 | 5687716 freedom123
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Every man in Swiss has weapon in home, so... back of :)

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:38 | 5687759 IndyPat
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Every Latvian has a potato, a turnip and a bottle of vodka for Russian "reunion" forces that will come there, once again, to put the big boot-to-ass, for more times that can be remembered...to the greater glory of Latvians everywhere...one assumes.

Isn't that what you've been crying about since your pathetic troll ass landed here last week? Nigga, please..

So back off, tough guy.
At least tiny Switzerland has her shit halfway together. Maybe your country could take notes and quit crying to the world? You still think Putin is your biggest problem? I can smell the cookies baking from here, dipshit. Nuland will get around to setting up your pratfall soon enough.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:47 | 5687817 Ghordius
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are you serious? Latvia was occupied by the Nazis and then by the Soviets, and is only free and independent again since 1991, with a population four times smaller then Switzerland

tough? you can bet it's full of very tough people, including the 27% of their ethnic Russians. you can drive that "anti-troll" thing a bit too far, methinks

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:53 | 5687859 IndyPat
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I hear ya.

Nothing screams rough and tough like back-to-back occupations to me.

Now I understand.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:30 | 5688327 corsair
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If you like your occupier, you can keep your occupier.

German occupation of Latvia during World War II

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 14:10 | 5688673 IndyPat
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Looks like one hell of a defensive, to me.
Lemme guess...
Some German squad loses their map and wanders into this vunderland...
Latvian Prom Commitee says:

"Ja! Ve memorized ze vords to Horst-Wessel-Lied vhile you valked across ze boarder. Velcome, please hump my daughter und have a schnapps! You look tired, Herr Private."
Private Hanns says, "Boarder? Where the fuck are we, anyway? Private Tobias, did you zee a sign back there somewhere?"

Few years later....some Soviet patrol gets a whiff of Nazi and discovers..

"Da! We memorized the words the Gosudarstvenny Gimn SSSR, as you walked across the boarder. Wish the place was cleaner, but we were just folding some old flags and uniforms. Here, please hump my 1/2 German granddaughter and have a shot of vodka, Comrades! We'll sweep up..."

Comrade Surgey says "I sure admire your team spirit but just who in the fuck are you people and what was that part about flags and uniforms?"

And everybody flips shit at France? Whatever. Vicious in hindsight...and they were actually a target.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:23 | 5688000 Jethro
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Only one?  Damn.  My neighborhood could probably arm your whole canton....

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:22 | 5688004 Max Steel
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He means : Yanks back of .  

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:25 | 5687720 IndyPat
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Watch the rabbits in the magicians right hand...

...as his left hand steals ze gold of another toppled ME nation.

And it's gone!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:27 | 5687729 youngman
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I only have a Piper cub.....I was not invited....

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:31 | 5687736 cowdiddly
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"Ok, you guys with the 338 Lapuas get up higher above them on that ridge". Cliven Bundy

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:31 | 5687742 falga
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Wonder if they invited Pope Francis for their discussions? It would introduce inner reflections with our dear leaders that is truly lacking!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:56 | 5688143 Emergency Ward
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The Bishop of Rome would pontificate to an approving audience about the evils of capitalism and the wonders of bankster state socialism.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:58 | 5688190 IndyPat
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While wearing a beanie.

Just sayin'

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:33 | 5687746 HellFish
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C'mon Airborne Ebola, you can do it!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:03 | 5687905 css1971
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Hotel room staff, waiting staff and chefs.

The sacrifice is for humanity.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:34 | 5687748 JBilyj
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Drop a nuke on that city NOW....we could have peace!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:43 | 5687798 HamRove
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We could have peace by dropping nuclear weapons on a Swiss city? 

Don't you think the Swiss might have a problem with that part of your plan?

How about just arrest them 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:53 | 5687862 RaceToTheBottom
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Sometimes neutrality is not really neutral..

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:56 | 5688181 IndyPat
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I dunno. Seems to work out pretty good by my estimate.

A solid knife shanking is much more graceful than a nuke strike.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:46 | 5687804 Manipuflation
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+1 for that comment but let's not drop any nukes.  I do not know that it would change anything too much in the long term but Soros needs a fucking bayonet right through his skull.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:03 | 5687908 Colonel Klink
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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:35 | 5687754 Manipuflation
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Only half?  The banksters sure are a cocky bunch aren't they?  Psst, you Swiss military guys need to hear this.  See those decrepit old men you are protecting?  Yeah, those guys.  They stole your wealth and your children's wealth.  Accidents do happen.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:41 | 5687776 IndyPat
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"Frostbit trigger finger, Sargent! I swear!"

(Wink, wink)

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:35 | 5687755 ThisIsBob
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Where's a suicide bomber when you really need one?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:20 | 5687990 IndyPat
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Being coached by an FBI "informant" on how to assemble his vest in Philly or some shit, if we are still going by the usual playbook.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:37 | 5687761 PrayingMantis
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... meanwhile, here's the story behind the story ... >>> "China and Switzerland to launch yuan trading in Zurich" ... >>> http://rt.com/business/224759-china-switzerland-offshore-deal/ ... and here too >>> "China, Switzerland to announce offshore yuan trading center in Zurich" ... >>> http://thebricspost.com/china-switzerland-to-announce-offshore-yuan-trading-center-in-zurich/ ...

... "... Zurich is set to become a center for yuan trading in Europe ..." ...

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:40 | 5687775 Bioscale
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The Chinese don't know that the best hookers are in Geneva?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:46 | 5687784 PrayingMantis
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... apparently not ... :) ... hookers and blow ...

 

... btw, the BRICS article says ... " ... The Chinese Premier arrived in Zurich Tuesday to attend the annual meeting of the World Economic Forum (WEF) in the Swiss ski resort of Davos and pay a short working visit to Switzerland. " ...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:19 | 5687996 Jethro
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I didn't think the Chinese were into hookels and brow.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:40 | 5688101 IndyPat
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Well, doggies. You're on a hot streak, Jethro.
Still snorting over a comment you made on the SOTUS last night.
You must have had Bingo early.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:16 | 5687970 Lostinfortwalton
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They are in Davos this week.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:52 | 5687841 markam
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I think it is N586D, which makes it DuPont

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:56 | 5687875 SandiaMan
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Makes sense

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:39 | 5687765 firstdivision
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You play this the same way as in BF4.  Get a group of people to start on the edge of the map and work your way to the middle taking out the snipers on your way to the objective. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:43 | 5687788 CompassionateCo...
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Housing construction is at all an time high around here.  I'm thinking of demolishing and upgrading my guest house and building a few new vacation homes.  President Obama is doing an excellent job of getting things back on track but you people only see doom and gloom and not the towering green shoots that President Obama has planted everywhere because you are racist.  The stimulus is really taking hold folks!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:45 | 5687812 cowdiddly
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yea capital gains tax just went up to 29% last night. Green Shoots

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:04 | 5687914 IndyPat
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Tell us about Obamas amazing Middle East policy, too, please!

Iraq - Screwed Eternally and Left for Dead
Afgahnistan - Dry humped and soon to be left twisting in the wind
Egypt - Rolled and Robbed
Libya - Rolled and Robbed
Syria - Working on it...
Yemen - Rolled and Gold being loaded out as I type
Saudi Arabia - Next At Bat
Iran - On Deck

I know, Banker boy Bush got the first two wicks lit, I hear you. But come on! Bush was a fucking piker.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:16 | 5688147 jay28elle
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Certainly a ton of sarcasim here, right?  Only the die hard koolaid-good-to-the-last-drop drinkers, or paid blog trolls would say such a thing.

And sure, I can still buy all the iStuff that I want, can still afford to go out to eat, see new stuff being built, and the stimulus did fund part of the street paving around here but I dare not judge the world by West Chester, Ohio.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:48 | 5687825 Rootin' for Putin
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wheres a nice grad attack when you need one?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:49 | 5687835 yogibear
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There's enough potential money there were it would entice a small country with trained tactical soldiers to black it out and kidnap the hordes of billionaires.

Seems like a good book/movie someone could write. Kind of like a mission impossible.

The combined wealth is greater than many countries.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:52 | 5687845 Prober
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This is exactly the kind of protection that we have earned and deserve. We should have this level of protection everywhere we go.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:53 | 5687851 Intoxicologist
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Aren't there any disgruntled private jet mechanics in the world?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:24 | 5688021 IndyPat
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Well, one can only hope a Tyler is there....steeping his junk and nuts in the Lobster Bisque and farting on the Lemon Meringue.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:53 | 5687861 q99x2
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They could do the world a favor and make more money by arresting them and redistributing their ill-gotten gains.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:55 | 5687864 Billy Shears
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:54 | 5687865 HowdyDoody
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Half the Swiss army? Is that the half that is pissed because of the failure of the gold referendum, or the other half?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 10:58 | 5687874 RaceToTheBottom
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If the Swiss really wanted to patch up relations with the US, they would request a group of Ferguson cops come over and assist.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:00 | 5687893 Son of Captain Nemo
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Post "State of the Union"

A great radio show The Goddard Report with Mike Rivero. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:29 | 5688319 IndyPat
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Too soon to rehash for this trooper.

Passed out during the Bingo round. Wasn't my best showing.

Can still taste the bad tequila someone bought me for Christmas I used. Waste not, want not..and all that. Shit was like Petro Chem run-off and a squirt of piss for color.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:03 | 5687903 Buster Cherry
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Too bad Anwar Sadat's bodyguards are'nt taking care of security.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:22 | 5688005 Lostinfortwalton
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You also gotta figure Al Gore is there with his own SS protection that WE are paying for.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:25 | 5688016 Mike Honcho
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"You guys just concentrate on saving the world from yourselves, don't worry about the bill for security we got this one" - Swiss taxpayer

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:30 | 5688042 Lostinfortwalton
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Is Maria B there now that she i no longer with CNBC? She always used her sharp elbows to ensure she got the Davos gig.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:34 | 5688063 BendGuyhere
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I have a swiss friend who lives in Davos. This meeting is the biggest event of the year for his business. He hires extra people. It's a good thing the billionares are so scared. It's also a good thing that they throw so much money around when they meet to carve up the world.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:52 | 5688154 IndyPat
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Money was good right up to the point when they take that money right back, with interest.
And then steal every flake of gold you have and fuck your kid or something.

But the catering profit was nice, way back when....
I don't think so.

Fuck that. Come on Swiss army! Put your Red Cross right on the first beak you see and gently squeeze. The world will love you all the more for it.

Or, if you want to go old school...break out the lances! I like a good throw back to the oldies and goodies!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:01 | 5688204 zipit
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I hope he has a bottomless supply of  coke and hookers on hand.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 11:57 | 5688192 Duc888
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1700 private jets fly into Davos.  Fuck yea, keep pushing Glo-Bull warming assholes.

 

http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2015/01/20/1700-private-jets-...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:10 | 5688233 Lostinfortwalton
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I think it is prolly 1700 flights into Davos. the wannabe rich get dumped off by the charter operators who fly out to get more wannabes. The photo, though, does show six corporate-owned jets at about 65 mil each.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:07 | 5688230 Sanity Bear
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This would be a perfect opportunity for the Swiss to arrest them all for crimes against humanity.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:17 | 5688258 IndyPat
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Confiscate the planes while you are at it.
Free off the shelf regional airline, for the extra point. Just print some decals.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 16:15 | 5689371 Overflow-admin
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I'd prefer a very loud exemplification. Setup the SAM batteries for target class Bombardier Global, front ma main marche!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 12:11 | 5688237 22winmag
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Only with the cooperation of the U.S. military could this den of criminals be raided and the guilty parties led away in handcuffs and leg irons.

 

Someday.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 13:47 | 5688478 noben
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Porkyshenko announced in Davos, that Ukraine will be 100% gas independent of Russia in 2016, due to alternate solutions and own shale. He then left, to tend to escalating conflicts in E. Ukraine (Novorossiya).

Merkel wants to buy more time for his junta, by holding a series of peace talks in Berlin. Fine. While doing so, there is NO reason why Russia can't talk softly but carry a very big economic stick, to negotiate from a position of overwhelming strength.

Time for Russia to drop the economic and financial hammer, before the window of opportunity closes. IMO, there is a fine line between Too Soon and Too Late, and the 5th Column is pushing for delays that will amount to being Too Late.

BTW, China and its oligarchs may he holding back Russia from acting militarily, but they should have zero leverage for Russia to act via a Total Economic & Financial War. It boils down to having enough Imagination + Willpower to execute on Russia's vision and master plan. All else is BS and Noise.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 14:18 | 5688715 IndyPat
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Might be a good time to send in a care package of ammo and beans, too. Also be a great time to get a fix on where that incoming artillery is popping in from.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 15:10 | 5693184 donhuangenaro
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I say we take off and nuke entire site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure ;-)

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