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President Obama Takes His "Crisis Has Passed" Narrative On The Road - Live Feed

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Having explained to all the 10th graders in the nation how 'everything is awesome' and "the crisis has passed," President Obama starts his roadshow to populise the many myths and factnesses from his State of The Union speech. Speaking at Boise State University, we suspect the call for more research dollars will leads nicely into his package of "middle class economics" fixes...

 

Local Idaho Democrats applaud, "we are looking for ways that working families, the workers in Idaho who participate in the economy, will get an opportunity to prosper."

Local Idaho Republicans retort, "it's disrespectful... "Promising them false hope and change, offering these things that realistically... there's no way he's going to get them done."

 

President Obama is due to speak at 1645ET...

 

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Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:47 | 5689804 Yen Cross
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 Hey Zero, if you want to help people, tell the fucking Fed. to start charging interest, and the insurance companies and food producers to lower their prices! 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:49 | 5689815 wee-weed up
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The Traveling Potemkin Show - starring Obozo the Clown!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:49 | 5689820 NoVa
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#TurnYourBackonPOTUS

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:52 | 5689831 3.7.77
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Idaho, the reddest state in the nation, good start...

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:15 | 5689892 SickDollar
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7m7 minutes ago

You've been running weapons to the Islamic State; Ukrainian Nazis; Mexican drug cartels and others - Could you buy some for me?

 

9m9 minutes ago

": All the newly laid off American Express and Ebay ex-employees can try to find a job in North Dakota."

12m12 minutes ago

Any particular reason you are trying to start WW3 with Russia?

 

18m18 minutes ago

What do you think about giving the next year?

  
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:16 | 5689926 El Vaquero
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I'm confused here:  Is he implying that he'll let the former middle class muscle some of the wealth back from the cronies?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:20 | 5689941 0b1knob
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< The crisis has been resolved for the BETTER.

< The crisis has been resolved for the WORSE.

 

 

crisis (definition) a stage in a sequence of events at which the trend of all future events, especially for better or for worse, is determined

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:30 | 5689972 Romney Wordsworth
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Hit the road jack! No ~ SERIOUSLY, I mean it!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 22:02 | 5690795 A Nanny Moose
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Just like any other circus.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:28 | 5689968 Ghost Writer
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 19:00 | 5690083 cheech_wizard
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Never really got the whole Twitter sound bite for dummies phenomenom. But you have given me reason to open a Twitter account.

#AskTheWH

Seriously? They were stupid enough to do that?

I vow to raise my trolling skills to new heights.  

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:10 | 5689902 Rainman
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He's not speaking in Idaho , he's speaking at BSU . Like most universities, it is a petri dish growing socialist bacteria for insertion into the minds of youts. They'll love him for sure.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:21 | 5689918 LawsofPhysics
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I don't know if the engineers at BSU agree with you but I digress.  Here's a simple question;  If all the economic indicators are pointing to recovery, and they seem to be, then why do the financiers still need access to hundreds of billions at zero percent interest motherfucker?

Get long guillotines, avoid the rush.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:15 | 5689923 Fun Facts
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Obama Road Trip

Michael brings the Steeley Dan

Someone else brings the music

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:52 | 5689822 SickDollar
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More like the Muppet Show on the road

Poor young kids, i wonder how many of them took the red pill ?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:53 | 5689828 McMolotov
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<--- He's an asshole, and his sleeves will be rolled up.

<--- He's an asshole, and his sleeves won't be rolled up.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:54 | 5689841 El Vaquero
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Idaho in the winter, I'm guessing his sleeves will be down. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:00 | 5689868 ZH Snob
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nah.  sleeves rolled up offers the illusion of hard work.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:06 | 5689888 Frank N. Beans
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sleeves rolled up!!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:08 | 5689901 El Vaquero
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Now you know why I won't play in the markets.  The algos were probably asking the same question.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:11 | 5689909 McMolotov
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I'd hit that Asian babe standing behind him even though she claps like a retard.

I keep trying to skip to the end of the video to see if someone throws a shoe at Barry.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:50 | 5689825 El Vaquero
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No shit.  My twitter feed from today with #AskTheWH:

https://twitter.com/ElVaquero555

This is like GWB's "Mission Accomplished" speech. 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:53 | 5689832 SickDollar
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When are you going to direct the BLS to change its definitions so that it is measuring unemployment instead of Orwellian junk?

+1000

 

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:53 | 5689838 Bunghole
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See you at FEMA camp.

Top or bottom bunk?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:57 | 5689851 El Vaquero
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Living in caves seemed to work for the Afghanis when it came to outlasting the US, so I don't see why the same cannot work for me.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 21:12 | 5690609 Clashfan
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Hey, Beavis, that dude's avatar rocks. Yes!

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:56 | 5689844 McMolotov
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Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies and everyone goes, 'cause everyone knows Brother Barry's Travelin' Potemkin Show.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:02 | 5689877 Gringo Viejo
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CNBC just featured MOTLEY CRUE @ the NYSE.

Tell me this fuckin' carnival ain't over.

LMFAO.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 22:06 | 5690809 A Nanny Moose
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Theater....of Pain.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:47 | 5689805 nuubee
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I know that I always take a moment, right after all the armed robberies, traffic accidents, cancer diagnoses, and debt restructuring sessions that I've been a party to... to tell all the people involved to "Take heart, because the crisis has passed."

I leave knowing that I literally made their lives better through executive declaration.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:47 | 5689806 Callz d Ballz
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Because we have a Fed, expect MOAR free shit.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:56 | 5689811 Bunghole
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C'mon Idaho.

Do the dirty and tag that cock-breathed motherfucker with a .338 Lapua magnum to the potato.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:32 | 5689978 The Joker
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How about a potato cannon instead? Just so I don't spend my life being someone's prison bitch. May not get your job done but it would be fun.

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Original-Potato-Cannon/

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:49 | 5689817 Thisisbullishright
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looking at some MSM "news" headlines, near the top is the constant banter about deflated footballs!  Let's keep talking about deflated footballs as our GD country deflates and implodes!!

 

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:51 | 5689818 Bell's 2 hearted
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Potato Head goes to the Potato State

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 22:11 | 5690827 A Nanny Moose
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The ears are a dead giveaway

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:51 | 5689821 Joebloinvestor
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:52 | 5689826 Panic Mode
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ISIS has passed

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:55 | 5689836 falak pema
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What the world will find more and more unacceptable in this state of Union is Obama's continuing affirmation of US "unilateral" leadership both militarily as economically : The warmaking and nation breaking empire.

Its this unilateralism which is now being torn to shreds by the facts now being openly displayed on the Net resulting from the momentum of past hubristic acts, Us policy morphing right before our eyes into despotism.

And he is in total denial of this reality.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 17:55 | 5689843 besnook
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how about an article on obambam's snub of nutandyahoo? we'll get to see a congress falling all over themselves to suck israeli dick next month when nutandyahoo addresses congress.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:05 | 5689881 Rootin' for Putin
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Yes, the crisis has passed, but as we are going in circles its soon to be upon us again.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:04 | 5689883 Frank N. Beans
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this girl should be president

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:04 | 5689884 Wish Doctor
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President Obama starts his roadshow to populise the many myths and factnesses from his State of The Union speech. Speaking at Boise State University,

POPULISE?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:08 | 5689890 Wish Doctor
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President Obama starts his roadshow to populise the many myths and factnesses from his State of The Union speech. Speaking at Boise State University,

FACTNESSES?

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:11 | 5689896 LawsofPhysics
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If the "crisis has passed" and the GDP numbers are real, then why do all the financiers still need access to hundreds of billions at zero percent interest?

Get long guillotines, beat the rush.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:11 | 5689907 altheatoldme
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I watched most of the address last night,,did he really actually say everything is awesome' and "the crisis has passed,"?

 

not sure he did. I just want to make sure that this site has not been hacked by Fox News..

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 18:25 | 5689949 The Joker
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 "we are looking for ways that working families, the workers in Idaho who participate in the economy, will get an opportunity to prosper."

 

Gov. Otter beat him to it in his State of State address, promising corporate and personal income tax cuts to bring more businesses to Boise.  You can skip Boise Mr. Obama, we're doing fine without you.

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 19:21 | 5690157 orangegeek
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for some reason, barry finds this clever when he rides his horse around town to bloviate how wonderful things are

 

you'll get yours barry very soon you communist animal

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 21:00 | 5690561 goldenbuddha454
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If you like your shadow of crisis you can keep it

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