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The White House Goes Full JPMorgan: Unleashes #AskTheWH On Twitter
Remember how well JPMorgan's innovative social media experiment #AskJPM went? Well, taking a lesson from the Einsteinian insanity instruction manual, John Kerry and The White House have unleased #AskTheWH ... enjoy...
Real-time Twitter timeline of the Questions...
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How many Muslim countries has the Nobel Prize Winner bombed? How many women and children killed? How many wedding parties droned?
How many billions spent to destabilize Ukraine? How many CIA/FBI/Blackwater agents in Ukraine now?
#AskTheWHThis is how you get on the nail gun list....thanks anyway
When will you let the people debate the unAffordable Care Act like you promised you would?
#fullretard
LOL, WB7 is in there!
Ask Obama? OK
WHO is Ben Finkenbinder and what did you do with him in the sauna for 3 hours on your last 'golf' outing?
As a staunch liberal, I'd like to ask my Dear Leader Obama what it's like to be able to walk on water?
Cecile Richards @CecileRichards:
"What is the Obama administration doing to ensure all women can access no-copay birth control, no matter where they work?"
Yes, because clearly this is the most pressing issue for America, you stupid twat.
The funniest part of that one was the "where they work" part- hysterical!
Nice work, to all the anti-establishment types who tweeted.
[Now, IRS Audits all around...]
That would actually be a joy.
Its a traaaaaaap!
just waiting for ISIS to hack that account - maybe to WH_WTF?
Who is John Galt ? #askKingO
#FuckTheWH
#bringbackourjobs
The Oracle of 1600 PA Ave.
For real answers, there's Teh G00glezez
Jefferson was a liberal, O'bama is a globalist facist extention of the Bush Clinton dynasty.
I would like to ask the WH when we are going to get a president of the united States Republic as opposed to the President of the United States Inc. that we currently have?
tweet the twits
#FUCKTHEWHITEHOUSETHERE'SNOWHITESINIT...
you get on the nail gun list
OK I will fix that - when does the Nobel Prize Winner get his second Nobel Prize for bringing peace, prosperity and joy to this world? And for stopping the demented "mass-murderer" Putin. Surely, one prize is but a drop in a bucket for his achievements. And when is he replacing Tiger Woods on the pro circuit? Or is it LeBron? Was that fawning enough to evade the nail gun?
#AskTheWH
If Obama really wants to replace Tiger Woods on the PGA Tour, he needs to:
1) Cheat on the Wookie-in-Chief with every *bimbo waitress in the country,
2) Crash his SUV into a tree while being attacked with a 2-Iron by the Wookie-in-Chief,
3) Divorce the Wookie,
4) Injure his back,
5) Injure his leg,
6) Fire Butch Harmon, and,
7) Let his golf-game go to sh*t.
Other than #7, Oboza has a long way to go before he can replace Tiger...
*Note: This does not include Reggie Love.
Waitress? You haven't been paying attention since Obama's two gay lovers at the Reverand Wright's Church were murdered execution style, have you?
In response to your first question:
ASAP via the implementation of the NWO
If you're visiting sites like this without a VPN, an encrypted hard disk, and an OS with a "bad memory" at the very least, you've been on the list for a while now. Even then, you're probably still on the list.
Hiding in plain view seems to be the only option we have these days, unfortunately. #FuckThePanopticon
Think I will stay away from that. Don't want k bushes x girl friend going all spider monkey on my ass
Speaking of the list...
How can I completely ignore all laws I don't like and face no reprecussions?
#AskTheWH
@Max2205: how does one get on the nailgun list? #askthewh
those are Reddit AMA questions.
http://unitedcpm.com
#Fuckhashtagsbecauseitisqueer
No fucking way. I just fired up the microwave. I never thought anybody could be stupid enough to try this again. Wrong-o!
But the stupid runs wide and deep at the WH, I'll be amazed if it lasts a month considering that it's basically a big neon sign that says"troll here"....
NSA must be bored.
Talk about a fishing expedition!
I've never seen a Twitter feed pile up so fast. This is insane. I like the PETA posts claiming Orcas should not be kept in captivity. It gets funnier ever time they post it. You know it's some fat chick in Florida on the other end of that keyboard, half the size of an Orca herself.
#AskTheWH: Ben Gazarra was a good actor; why do you think he never got his own TV series?
#AskTheWH: Do you think infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
#AskTheWH: Why do you park in a driveway, but drive in a parkway?
#AskTheWH: Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour convenience stores?
#AskTheWH: Why do they call it a building if it's already been built?
#AskTheWH: Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
#AskTheWH: Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
#AskTheWH: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
#AskTheWH: If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
#AskTheWH: Do you still need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
#AskTheWH: Is it proper to ask a librarian where the books on self-help are located?
#AskTheWH: Why is abbreviated such a long word?
good stuff, shark ... but, man, you have too much time on your hands ;>)
#AskTheWH: If airplane black boxes are made out of material that will survive a plane crash, why don't they make the whole fucking airplane out of that material?
That's easy it doesn't stick and that's why you can't buy Teflon pans in 2015.
Dude - you just made my day!
where did you get these?
Steven Wright
Robert Skiff @rskiff
Have you fired the idiot who decided to use the hashtag #AskTheWH yet? This is a disaster!
Disaster? This is a comedy gold mine!
Who is on top?
You or Reggie?
Target acquired....
Nice! I just saw it.
Me too. Awesome as usual.
Spectacular tweet.
I regret that I have only one up vote to give.
Hammer away, WB7! I only got one in there:
I saw that tweet. It was double plus good.
I'll have to think up some more doubleplusgood tweets. Trolling shit like this is pretty much the only reason that I have Twitter in the first place, and even then, I rarely use it.
Nice one on the price of oil and the bond crisis.
My latest one:
Saw you EV. Good job.
I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to start circling me now ;)
Your hopium question was good for some laughs too.
It's been a while since I've don'e some real trolling. It felt good.
The pepper spray dude never gets old.
OMG, the Nudleman Prime Manipulator is priceless.
Can I access this ridiculousness without opening a twitter account?
Homie don't tweet.
Its a secret service dragnet. Looking to increase their nofly list with people who send in bad tweets. Some mid level manager is looking to grow his department.
The Secret Service couldn't care less.
Just wait until someone mentions hookers in their tweet (or twit as I call them).
someone with a tweeter account ask why Jon Corzine is still a free man.
Its been on a couple of times.
uhh...shouldn't it be "#TellTheWH"? I mean, considering the gov't 'sposed to serve the people and all that...
I would be surprised if they don't close it down within the next 24 hours. This is a disaster for the "WH"!!!
24? Maybe 2.4, or .24.
Mr President why are you such a douche bag?
Have you ever seen the Wookie?
When does the war to rid Yemen of its oil... oh, I'm sorry... WMDs start?
I saw one that wondered if he had heard from the Yemeni President on what a success our anti terrorism there has been?
Crickets.
Whats a Yemeni? Is it like the invincible snowman?
What a cluster fuck..
Is WH looking to create a new enemies list?
probably
so use a proxy chain, create a trash twitter account and tweet to the tag until your account gets shut down for too much truth
I did NOT know it was bigblockofcheeseday, finally I get something useful from the WH.
Mike. Mike Mike Mike.
My neighbor has a negative attitude. When can he be arrested?
Paul Singer: The Fed is causing inequality http://for.tn/1CQrlXo thx we already know
In November, Singer, who runs the hedge fund Elliott Management, said that that the U.S.’s economic recovery had basically been “faked” by the Federal Reserve’s stimulus efforts. He called the good economic numbers coming out “cooked.”
On Wednesday during a panel discussion at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Singer continued his attack on the Fed’s policies. He said that the Fed’s quantitative easing bond buying program has been the main driver of income inequality and is exacerbating social instability around the world.
“Inequality is a function of the government’s policies,” said Singer. “There is no question that QE is adding to it.”
"Paul Singer: The Fed is causing inequality thx we already know"
it would have been nice if he had added "on purpose".
The USD has lost 98% of it's value, the middle class is gone, and 80 men control more wealth than half the planet.
Somehow it was all just a big freaking accident and the FED ped are all very sorry I'm sure.
#knarkonyourneighbor
Does the WH have squid parking?
http://i.imgur.com/OfSh6fp.jpg
Don't drink and Squid....
This shows you how important they think they truly are......
was the president born from a jackell?
Cornhole FTW...
Mr. President, what exactly is your real name? What is the name of your handler at the CIA?
They should change it to: #accusethewh......
Mr. Obama when will you announce you will be running for a 3rd term. Will it still be President Obama or King ??
Does 2 + 2 still = 5. Or has it been inflated to = 7.
Yes Mr President, Care to explain this for the Audience?
Woman Showcased by Obama in SOTU is a Former Democratic Campaign Stafferhttp://freebeacon.com/politics/woman-showcased-by-obama-in-sotu-is-a-for...
Fraud...
Watch out boys, it could be a trap!
It's a Cookbook!
Would someone ask them why they are supporting Nazis in the Ukraine
Thank you.
Normally I would be all over this one. Better judgement says I need to stay on the down low.
Uncle Oblowme=when can we see the un photoshopped version of your birth cert ?
2nd question- will I be able to tweet from the fema camp?
I sure hope Kerry let's me ask James taylor some questions.
Posting in a sticky :-)
They are really asking the tough questions.
BUT, it's almost cool how the distant government wants to appear in touch with the commoners.
Here are some questions that come to mind?
Is Michelle proud to be an American yet?
Why are nearly all of the offical financial numbers reported by the government wrong?
We understand that almost $1 Trillion wasn't quite "real money". Is $8 Trillion "real money"?
Sir, between you, Mooch and Reggie, who is on top? Who is the middle er, man? Who is on bottom?
Who can bench press moar? Mooch or Reggie?
Do you still have your CPUSA member card? Does it have Rewards?
What attracts you to Reggie, is it length or girth?
Why does Chubacca have lump under her skirt?
An erection?
Yeah, there is nothing else that needs to be addressed.... enough with the fucking Chees Day bullshit too. That Munoz twat thinks she is sumtin.
Banzai chiming in.... nice!
Wb7 for president.
Damn Banzai's on a roll on that thing.
Ah, this is classic. Not going to get much done while i can watch that feed today.
At four Sec. of State Kerry will be answering questions from #asktheWH. Holy shit! This is going to be epic.
Dear President Obama, What the fuck is wrong with you?
#AskTheWH
Banker's whore, Gangster's moll, Mass Murderer, Warmonger, Liar, Terrorist, Corporatist. Please place these descriptions in the order most relevant to you.
#AskTheWH
Go fuck yourself Oblahblah.
Why are we messing around with Ukraine? Why not just invade Russia?
Careful, all negative inquiries will automatically receive a full NSA audit of their Facebook, Google, and Twitter accounts. Those asking the most revealing questions will be found ultimately responsible for hacking SONY pictures after new evidence is planted. SeS
Nah, they'll just diagnose you with ODD and keep you locked up in a padded cell now.
Can we have a "droned" counter on the whitehouse website? With breakdown by colour, age, gender and nationality?
They have had this, its called the White House Petition website. 1 signature or 100,000= same response, no response.
someone will get arrested for something they post. this bait is like chichen is to a fox.
When are you going to take the guns away from all the Republicans?
That's what negroe politicians have already done in almost every big city and now only the criminals (Democrats) have them
Anyone that has a twitter or facebook account is part of the Matrix. Be all the retarded slave you can be.
Does Barak have JP Morgan cufflinks?
Maybe the CIA could give some of the drug profits they make from their Afghanistan and Columbia operations to working people instead of laundering it through New York banks and giving it directly to the Federal Government.If you are poor,you could get a check directly from the crooks themselves before The Feds in Washington got it.
I dropped my Obamaphone in the toilet and it broke. Who do I return it to?
Mr Obummer..Why do they still call it the White House when you are in it?
Do you prefer zig-zags or 1.5s?
Who rolls better Jays, you or Reggie?
1.25 is the correct answer.
#fail
Dear Mr. President
What is a shit rope? And are we sliding down one?...
It's telling that even the twats and twits that tweet now think the POTUS is a POS
It's telling that even the twats and twits that tweet now think the POTUS is a POS
Not enough I'm afraid Z_H
Did you read some of those Twwets?
I didn't realize it before this twitter thingy that 'Bringing our kids home from DRC' was the most important issue of the day.
That and 'Block of Cheese' day.
(Sorry, didn't watch the SOTU speech)
Does the twitter 'RTS' post comments to ZH?
or is it Banzai?
Were you born a pscyopath, or were you trained ?
Dr. Holdren,
Are you sure 500,000,000 is a good pop level?
What method of eugenics do you have in mind?