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Because when a family is $18,000 in debt, pulling out the credit card always makes things better. Priceless.
For everything else, there's ObamaCard
60 Billion Euros a month going into the system... It's free money dude and only going one way. Just BTFATH and forget the analysis stuff until it all comes apart
Exactly. Trading 101. BTFD
What FD?
There is no FD.
There is no spoon.
There is only the CB-controlled matrix.
What is the route between 60 Billion of European Soverign bond buying and ES? It seems to me that the buying of bonds goes to inflate the government spending of the various countries to avoid belt tightening
Money and investments are fungible.
NY Fed pushing quite the rally here
ES 2250 is coming.
You clearly do not understand basic Keynesian economics, deflation (paying down your debts) is bad, the solution to keep the credit bubble growing is more debt. Therefore, yea, duh, obviously if you are $18,000 in debt to avoid deflation you must borrow more.
And they are still doing QEasing if everything is fine...
Yeah, sure.....
Over here on television, they sell it on the news like it’s the magic potion that revived America...
Just what the Middle Class needs ... another All Time High
Uh, not good. Only thing it revived is bartenders and wait staff. Don't be zombies like us who are more focused on a Kardashian ass dimple then figuring out how we are getting screwed.
Well if we can muddle along on the back of the ECB largesse for say another 9 months, people will fully embrace QE4 from the Fed at that point...
I daresay, the banker klepto tribe has worn out their welcome. Again.
/My time. It is coming.
I can't wait for all of this to BREAK!!
it already has...
thats why the MoneyChangers have done and are doing what theyre doin...
illusion....
And then I said 60 Billion QE
Look how much bullshit it took for these assholes to break even. Its like someone at a slot machine hitting a big jackpot who has been working that machine for hours. How much money did they actually make? All the bells and whistles in alarm is just the illusion of it seems fun and I can get rich too if I put my trust into a slot machine.
Money on the side lines ... /sarc
Hard to be the Bear.
It's rigged. No such thing as a bear anymore. It's all Bullshit!!!
Well, the bullshit profits buy real gold. Get ya some.
Edit:
The way I see it is the banksters are subsidizing my PM's and land purchase
So...you're in the EU and were given a billions of euros and told to invest it somewhere to make yourself well, besides the FED-backed US equity market and select emerging market countries, where would you put it? Certainly NOT in the EU! VWO and SPY launched today.
Wrong, go long DAX and EURO STOXX50 and short S&P500. Expecting another QE with Janet? Let me know, I stick to GoldmanDraghiSuperMario
Janet won't need another QE with all the Japanese and European money flooding the NYSE
Important level for gold: http://investfts.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/important-level-for-gold.html
Japanese buying again?
DOW back to 18,000 on it way to 30,000. We have a money trickle now, just wait until the flood.
It will be glorious! Buckle up!
Dow 40,000 this year! I was the first to call it! #WINNING
Anyone with half a brain is not going to buy anything that has not crashed and that you nevertheless will need in the future. I.E Real stuff,
bucko....you can have the multiple expansion on paper assets with zero growth:-) Japanify it all, motherfuckers. LOL Pay up for
nothing on the bigger fool theory. And that's what it is......a big fucking nothing. So pay up for a failing global economy. We're
laughing at you.
S&P 2250 by the First of Spring. No doubt.
The choice to weaken the euro doesnt't make sense policywise even using the neo-keynesian playbook. They are going to make everything moar expensive in a country going through deflation. They are going to grind stocks higher at the behest of their currency, because gas prices are low enough.
The Western banking system has played their cards. How long until the world drops euros and dollars like the swiss did?
Well, a 2 month rally is in the books untill all the QE money spend and QE2 for europe is factored in and than the ball is back into the US camp...
Draghi pumped the markets with fedspeak. So what? Stocks will be back down soon.
They are in a feedback loop where they need injections of $50B in the market every month like a hrion addict needs a needle. They will continually need moar and moar or else they will go into shock. They are past the point of cold turkey, they will die that way too.
The only thing they could do now is inflate gold to $10k and let the price structure remain - low wages, low fuel cost, expensive gold. But they will not choose steady price appreciation of gold - which would be the best cure all - yet rather they will break the system in a worldly fashion. Wars will continue and peace will never be achieved as the power hungry rich continue to take advantage of the pure souls that wish to remain in self thought instead of worrying about making money.
insane...southwest airlines, up 10% today, a 5X bagger in 2 years...one of the most overbought monthly RSIs in history at 95.
try to find a stock that reached such an overbought RSI level on a monthly chart...you will have a very hard time. not even in the .com bubble.
insane
SMITH AND WESSON!
not even close...and that was in 2006, 2007 when it's monthly RSI hit 89.
it is really incredible to look at the chart of southwest (LUV)...it's the biggest, baddest bubble in history. it's a shot to the moon, uninterrupted, a huge bonner. 17 months of gains in a row (the streak is alive). 24 out of 26 months up. monthly RSI at 95+ for over 6 months.
it seems to be the greatest chart in the history of the world for any company with a market cap above $10 billion.
Soooooo . . . . . . .
did you buy,
or short?
Don't look for reality in the equity space.
I'd laugh if the Federal deficit turned to surplus this year "only for Arizona to go bankrupt."
Stay away from "legacy caps" that's fer sure. AT&T, Verizon, Exelon...there's a veritable who's who on what to avoid here.
What ever happened to sell the news? You would think this news was some kind of surprise
I guess if there's nobody to sell to, they just keep buying
Or TPTB insist on the charade of QE cure being embraced by, yuk, yuk, hee hee "investors"?
The key thing is this takes pressure off of Fed. Even have the leeway they need to pretend to hike.
1/4% token hike, IF it ever did happen, would be nothing against the latest Draghi QE scheme
And then even before Oct 2016, Fed can have plenty of data to introduce QE 4
moar awesomer and less crisisier than ever!!
It's truly amazing that the more I read and research I realize how truly that...
The Emperor has no clothes!!
And now actively STEALS your clothes to keep up the illusion!
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists says Earth is now closer to human-caused doomsday than it has been in more than 30 years because of global warming and nuclear weaponry.
The advocacy group founded by the creators of the atomic bomb moved their famed "Doomsday Clock" ahead two minutes on Thursday. It said the world is now three minutes from a catastrophic midnight, instead of five minutes.
This is the second closest the world has been to midnight in the 68 years of the doomsday clock. The only closer time was two minutes till midnight in 1953 when the United States and the then-Soviet Union pursued the hydrogen bomb.
Group executive director Kennette Benedict called both climate change and modernization of nuclear weaponry undeniable threats to humanity's continued existence.
~ This crowd sez the humanoids are fucking things up!
I'll bet they're a laugh riot at parties.
Only three minutes till doomsday? Just enough time to hit the wife up for a quickie and drink a beer.
Truly amazing how well gold and silver are doing with paper dollars moving higher and higher and at a 52 week high. Cannot even imagine what gold will do when the dollar finally tanks.
If the dollar wasn't moving up with Gold, we would see 2x the price increase. Strong $$ is keeping Gold from fully showing its strength.
Actually, it's more than 3X.
Gold went up $9.10 today, but would have gone up $31.70 if the dollar had not strengthened.
http://www.kitco.com/kitco-gold-index.html
It's great to be an occupying power...
The markets are just getting silly now. Did ES put in a new ATH after those U.S. Jobs numbers?
There's lots of growth priced into that T-30. /sarc
US 30Y Yield 2.457 +0.019 +0.76%
Just keep in mind that every time the Fed has ended QE there has been a sizeable pull back following. Take all this "isn't it great things are so bad the ECB is stepping in" news with a grain of salt. Sure we may see new highs yet this year, but if history repeats itself and the Fed does not start a new EQ program we are likely headed for a much more sizeable decline sometimes in the next several months.
SouthWest up 10% today?? Simply Awesome!! TESLA is back over $200, the DOW is a bargain!! To the MOON ALICE!!
PS. Will be buying US equity index puts real soon.....