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Saudi King Abdullah Has Died; Crude Prices Jump

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After first falling ill  and being hospitalized in December, Saudi Arabia officials have announced:

  • *SAUDI ARABIAN KING ABDULLAH DIES, CROWN PRINCE SALMAN SUCCEEDS: STATE TV

As we noted previously when considering this possibility, "a new King can do (almost) anything he wants, including changing oil policy." 79-year-old Crown Prince Salman has been named succesor (and has his own health issues). Oil prices popped around 80c on the news.

 

 

As we detailed before, Abdullah's 79-year-old half-brother has his own health issues and leaves larger questions over the line of succession in one of the world’s most important oil producers remain unanswered.

 

 

Originally posted at Reuters,

In his annual “state-of-the-kingdom” address on Jan. 6, Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah hoped to reassure the world that his country is prepared to absorb the economic shock of plummeting oil prices and to deal with the worsening conflict in its two neighbors, Iraq and Yemen. The message might have been more effective had the 90 year-old king delivered it personally, but Abdullah has been hospitalized since Dec. 31 for pneumonia.

 

Instead, Crown Prince Salman delivered the speech on the king’s behalf. That image — of an aging heir with his own health troubles standing in for a nonagenarian king — did little to address concerns about whether Abdullah is still fit to lead. Larger questions over the line of succession in one of the world’s most important oil producers remain unanswered.

 

The 79-year-old Salman, a half brother of the king and his designated successor, has taken on a larger public role in recent months, standing in for Abdullah at a summit meeting of Persian Gulf leaders in Qatar last month. But Salman himself is in poor health, and reportedly suffers from dementia. If Abdullah dies or is incapacitated, and Salman ascends to the throne, he might not be king for long. It’s also unclear who Salman would designate as his crown prince — and that crucial decision could destabilize the royal family.

 

Prince Muqrin, 69, who has served as head of Saudi intelligence and in other senior positions, was installed last year by Abdullah into the newly created post of deputy crown prince, making him second-in-line to the throne. But any new king has the right to choose his own crown prince. If Muqrin is passed over by Salman, that could set off a succession battle within the House of Saud at a time of regional crisis and instability in the global oil markets.

 

Beyond Salman’s expected ascension to the throne, the Saud dynasty faces a larger challenge over succession within its system of hereditary rule. The kingdom was founded in 1932 by Abdulaziz al-Saud, and he left behind a system where the throne is passed from older son to younger son (the king had 35 surviving sons when he died in 1953). With the old generation of Abdulaziz’s sons dying off or passing into senescence, the kingdom has no clear plan to hand power to the “new” generation of royals — Abdulaziz’s grandsons, of which there are at least 30 who could be in line for the throne.

 

Muqrin is the youngest surviving son of Abdulaziz who is still in the running for the throne (he has several older siblings who have been passed over). If Muqrin becomes king, he would have to appoint a crown prince from the third generation of royals. Muqrin does not have strong enough support within the royal family to appoint one of his sons to the post. One theory is that Abdullah positioned Muqrin as second-in-line so that he would be beholden to Abdullah’s sons, one of whom could become king once the generational shift takes place.

Aside from the king’s illness and questions over succession, Saudi Arabia is faced with a series of regional and economic threats.

Most prominently, the kingdom must cope with plunging oil prices. On Jan. 7, Brent crude, the international benchmark, fell below $50 a barrel for the first time since May 2009 — a drop caused in part by Saudi’s refusal to cut high production levels. At the last OPEC meeting in late November, the Saudis led the charge to prevent the cartel from cutting production, which would have driven prices up. Instead, the kingdom is trying to gain more control over the global market, and to drive out U.S. shale oil, which requires higher prices to remain competitive.

 

So far, Saudi leaders have been able to withstand the economic shock by increasing oil production to make up for falling prices, or by accessing some of the kingdom’s $750 billion stashed in foreign reserves. But those are not long-term solutions.

 

The other challenge for Abdullah’s successor will be containing Iran, the kingdom’s regional rival. Saudi Arabia is engaged in proxy battles with Iran in several arenas: Syria, Iraq, Lebanon and Yemen. The kingdom is using oil as a weapon to punish Iran, and Russia, for their support of Bashar al-Assad’s regime in Syria. Facing Western sanctions and economic isolation, the Iranian regime is dependent on oil remaining at $100 a barrel or more to meet its budget commitments.

 

The proxy war has played out most intensely in Syria and Iraq. After the American invasion of Iraq in 2003, neighboring Sunni regimes backed Sunni militants, while Iran supported the Shi’ite-led government and Shi’ite militias. When various Middle Eastern regimes realized that the United States would — in their view — lose its war in Iraq, they began maneuvering to protect their interests and to gain something out of the American withdrawal. Saudi Arabia, which saw Iraq as a bulwark against Iranian influence, tried to destabilize the Shi’ite-led government in Baghdad.

 

The Saud dynasty views itself as the rightful leader of the Muslim world, but Iran has challenged that leadership for several decades. Although Saudi Arabia has a Sunni majority, its rulers fear Iran’s potential influence over a sizable, and sometimes-restive, Shi’ite population concentrated in the kingdom’s oil-rich Eastern Province.

 

Any new leader is unlikely to change the larger contours of Saudi foreign policy — or the kingdom’s use of oil to enforce its interests and try to keep Iran at bay. But the new king and his inner circle will face decisions on succession that could reshape the ruling family and the monarchy’s future for generations to come.

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But, given the almost plenipotentiary powers of the King  (see article 44 of the Basic Law), Prince Salman could realistically decide to do almost anything he wants if he deems it in the best interests of Saudi Arabia.

This includes matters of spending, where significant sums are likely to be spent on succession to ensure it goes smoothly and the social contract in Saudi Arabia is maintained and, more pertinently for global markets, on oil.

 

In the oil market Saudi Minister of Petroleum and Mineral Resources Ali al-Naimi has in recent weeks, with the support of King Abdullah, emphasized a shift in Saudi Arabian policy to not cut production and allow the market to determine where the oil price should go, even if it means oil falling further from here.

 

In our opinion, this is not another step in Saudi Arabia “flooding the market” for political reasons as a look at collapsing Saudi exports and premium seasonal differential prices shows, but rather them captalising on a scenario caused by structural factors causing the oil price to fall to try to take out significant amounts of oil investment and ensure a higher price in the future as other producers can no longer rely on a “Saudi put” to stabilize oil prices on the downside.

 

They have significant flexibility in their budget should they choose as we outlined here: http://www.ecstrat.com/research/balancing-budgets/ and there are a number of measures they could take (eliminating subsidies, raising short-term debt for more independent monetary policy) to weather the storm and improve the economy long-term.

However, oil prices are now at levels that cause real concern on the streets of Saudi Arabia, with the prospect of succession the icing on top that has caused retail investors to take the market down another leg.

This policy may not make it through a succession period, where public support and good will is essential, particularly as it has nearly been 20 years since the last change.

The new regent could decide to keep existing policy, change it completely or anything he decides. Similarly he has free reign to realign Saudi Arabia’s foreign policy as he wishes, which is a discussion for another time and place, but could have significant regional impacts.

This uncertainty should normally increase oil prices, but instead we see them down again today, just as Libyan civil war over resource control (as discussed here: http://bit.ly/ecstrat4, p 13) where production looks to be back at year lows of 200kbpd versus the 900kbpd that apparently kicked off this rout, actually saw prices fall again.

It seems that we are in a complete capitulation period now in oil, as the sharp decrease in CTFC in the last report shows and with producers scrambling to try to make up for revenue shortfalls by selling any stock they can now they feel they can no longer rely on the GCC, increasing flow to the market and keeping the curve in backwardation. Consumer demand is elastic, but not instantaneous (they don’t keep spare tankers for storage being mostly just in time), leading to a perilous period of dead space.

Given the lack of availability of credit for anything oil related unless you’re BP, this may continue for a period, but the lack of investment and potential shifts in the Middle East over the next year, coupled with the recent rise in long-dated oil back towards $80 augur for higher prices into 2016 unless we see a significant slowdown in China next year as JP expects, in which case the path will be more painful (JP sees $60 as the new normal for oil, a level he predicted a few years ago)

The Saudi Tadawul stock exchange is likely to stay under pressure, but we have previously seen intervention in the market if it falls too far, something that is likely to be repeated.

With a likely opening to foreign investors in April, the focus must be on “value” stocks above all else, with oil names providing the beta despite their curious earnings profile as unlike global energy names their feedstock is heavily subsidized, so it’s mostly a question of how much profit they will make versus swings from losses to profits.

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Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:30 | 5694240 HedgeAccordingly
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guess it is time for .... List of dead bankers 2015 – conspiracy update

http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2015/01/list-of-dead-bankers-2015-conspiracy...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:31 | 5694249 knukles
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Lock up your goats, camels and Bacha Bazi boys, for the Wahabbists will cutchur dork off for bad jujus

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:34 | 5694253 chumbawamba
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Maybe they can liquify the cadaver and feed it by catheter to Ariel Sharon's undead corpse.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:38 | 5694281 wee-weed up
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I wonder if ISIS is mobilizing as we speak?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:51 | 5694347 linniepar
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Oh they are, in those .gov humvees!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:56 | 5694363 McMolotov
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I call dibs on his harem.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:57 | 5694369 Das Capitalist
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They're gonna be buried with him.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:01 | 5694380 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I will patiently wait for Obama's response before I either mourn or celebrate his death. 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:09 | 5694402 Fractal Parasite
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Abdullah had a heart attack after the Shia seized power next door in Yemen.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:11 | 5694418 stocktivity
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Draghi has to love the timing. Another bullshit rise in the markets tomorrow.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:26 | 5694468 jaap
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in 50 million years he will be.... oil.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:35 | 5694490 Liberal
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As a staunch liberal, I'd like to make sure that Americans are not distracted by this foreign affair and make sure that every American is paying close attention to the most pressing issue at home: Why did the Patriots deflate football?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:42 | 5694505 fuu
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So now we wait for the smoke out the chimney process? I hope he chooses "Corky IX".

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:58 | 5694575 BaBaBouy
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Something Tells Me We Gots A Lot Of Instability On The Plate In That Region...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:21 | 5694657 Pairadimes
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What? No nailgun? Disappointed.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:37 | 5694687 cifo
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WOW! Oil price jumped 90 cents!!!!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:24 | 5694862 Anusocracy
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There's just a little bit less pond scum in the world today.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:19 | 5695016 palmereldritch
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It is being reported that his last word was, "Frak!"

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:46 | 5695107 TruxtonSpangler
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I for one am amazed that this article wasnt posted to ZH on Saturday. Maybe there is still a Tyler worth its salt.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 03:16 | 5695479 SilverIsKing
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I hope they gave him the proper burial at sea and dumped his body off the side of a boat.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 00:50 | 5695300 Anusocracy
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"Hey! Why does it smell like brimstone here?"

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:32 | 5694880 me again
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THE USA SUPPORTS A FANATICAL DICTATORSHIP IN WASHINGTON DC !!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:11 | 5694618 Ginsengbull
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Deflation is inevitable.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 05:06 | 5695600 FinalEvent
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How did he die? Was it a nailgun?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:24 | 5694861 Tall Tom
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Why did the Patriots deflate football?

 

That is easy to answer, Liberal. Don't you know that we are in a Deflationary Collapse? Everything is deflating...even footballs. What's a Patriot to do?

 

Geez.

 

(keep 'em coming...)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:30 | 5694873 me again
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I give up why did your parrot deflate your football ?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:24 | 5695026 jimmytorpedo
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THIS PARROT IS DEAD!!

DEAD AS A DOORNAIL

He couldn't possibly deflate your football/oil!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 01:55 | 5695384 Adahy
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He's not dead.  He's just resting 'is eyes a bit.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:37 | 5694498 DaveyJones
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and then and only then will his country regain influence 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:43 | 5694913 August
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Well, of course.  He was a dinosaur.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:58 | 5694962 Hulk
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50 million years from now we ought to have cold fusion , so his oily derivatives be safe...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:11 | 5694419 knukles
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Prince Salmon.  Every Thursday is a Prince Salmon Day

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:24 | 5694461 Hohum
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It's Salman!  Not Salmon!  (Some of you will get the reference.)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:37 | 5694493 WayBehind
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Who cares. Salmon sounds better :)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:49 | 5694721 Romney Wordsworth
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Salman fishing in the Yemen

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:10 | 5694614 effendi
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Don't move or the nigger gets it.

(Blazing Saddles)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:33 | 5694884 ForTheWorld
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Do you need Salsa with your Salman, or Seltza for your Salmon?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 01:35 | 5695358 Manthong
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No Salsa, but maybe some Matzoh to go with the pink (Salmon) Gefilte Fish for King Salmon.

So what's the entertainment for the coronation.. some nice beheading of women?

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:12 | 5694427 johngaltfla
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As I stated elsewhere on January 3rd:

Salman will succeed but only in title; the Prince Muqrin bin Abdulaziz Al Saud will hold and act with all the power (2nd in line for succession). Salman will hold the honorary and decorative or ceremonial aspcets while the suddenly coronation of the Crown Prince will execute the dirty work. Saudi Arabia will shift radically to the hard core adopting a more anti-American, anti-Shiite policy due to the unrest stirred up by Tehran in the East and South. The GCC will become more militarized and do not act shocked if a Chinese aircraft carrier docks at a Saudi port before an American one ever does again.

 

FWIW, as Muqurin re-organizes the central security structure and military, look for major regional conflicts to begin. Tehran has to be begging for Russian troops to be stationed there now as it was rumored that Muqrin was the one pushing for a "blind spot" in Saudi Air Defense radar to give the IAF a corridor to attack Iran last year. When the US refused to comply with their request, they dressed down our "King" in person as the now departed King Abdullah snubbed Obama while Muqrin and his staff dressed them down for inaction on Iran and Syria.

Long gold is the only play now. Oh, and if you are draft age, you might be fooked because employment may suddenly come to you in the US mail.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:51 | 5694740 Things that go bump
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Oddly enough, the emperor Caligula had a co-ruler, Gemellus, a grandson of Tiberius. The poor child didn't last long.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:21 | 5694847 Charles Wilson
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'N neither did Claudius' only begotten son, Britannicus.

"I wouldn't eat from Britannicus' plate, Titus.  Those mushrooms look a little stale...".

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:23 | 5694458 erkme73
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This is what the CIA/US will do to any nation that threatens our oil production...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:13 | 5694619 Broken_Trades
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Look at 30 year charts of Iraqi oil production.  Now on those charts mark the gulf wars 1 & 2. 

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 02:03 | 5695391 old naughty
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Good insight, Broken.

This would imply someone is executing on an agenda, no?

And what changes faced the MENA last few years, Libya, Iraq...IS, Yemen. Wildcards are in place, no?

We predict according to "normal", but everything is un-normal these days, except, of course, changes escalatring...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 06:07 | 5695640 pelican
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Did Putins Jackels get him? Anyway, the price of whIte women just crashed.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:28 | 5694474 Hulk
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I hear he got 36 virgins and a mule upon his demise...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:58 | 5694371 Money Boo Boo
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probably could make a little league baseball team from the harem

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:00 | 5694378 813kml
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I'm sure that most are in "like new" condition.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:26 | 5694464 knukles
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Yeah right.  Low mileage Bacha Bazi boys.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:00 | 5694382 amadeus39
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He gave it away on his 90th. Blue pill wasn't working.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:08 | 5695922 StychoKiller
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Whatchu gonna do with a bunch of old biddies?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:33 | 5694885 83_vf_1100_c
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  Just a matter of time. I am surprised it has not happened already but I an not in on their time table. The crude price cuts have gotta be hurting ISIS, speed up the invasion schedule some?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:39 | 5694901 Rentier88
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Abdullah lost his battle against oblongata.  lol

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:41 | 5694907 Rentier88
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Abdullah lost his battle against oblongata.  lol

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:40 | 5694284 disabledvet
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Nothing says "failure to rig the market" more than "the King has died."

 

Oh and the kid going up against Rahmbo goes by the nickname "chuy" apparently.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:53 | 5694348 sixsigma cygnus...
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"In his annual “state-of-the-kingdom” address on Jan. 6..."

Obama  - "I wanted to give an address like that but "they" wouldn't let me..."

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:30 | 5694671 disabledvet
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"Either you start bombing Iran in the next 24 hours....

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:08 | 5694403 WillyGroper
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I was thinkin like they administered the hummus @ gitmo.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:49 | 5694530 Crash Overide
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The House of Saud is full of disgusting bastards.

Imagine the skeletons those fuckers have in their closets... wouldn't mind seeing some family hippy take over and let women drive.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:38 | 5694900 Anusocracy
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To paraphrase Mark Twain:

Too bad they allowed him to die a natural death.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:37 | 5694899 logicalman
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Anally, of course.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:52 | 5694343 McMolotov
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:53 | 5694350 Renfield
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Dats rayciss!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:27 | 5694469 knukles
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Fuck!
I'm going blind

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:54 | 5694952 Hulk
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Blindness, along with Hairy palms, are the number one and two cause of Masturbation !!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:54 | 5694548 me again
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Perfect we got a senile towel-headed goat-fucker in charge of our oil supply; if this was a pulp novel; people would say it wasn't realistic. Unfortunately, it's realilstic.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:33 | 5694680 Iwanttoknow
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Knuckles,You are awesome.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:46 | 5694314 junction
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Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah takes his 9/11 secrets to the grave with him.  Unless he left a letter with his London lawyer.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:08 | 5694603 Kassandra
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Ya..those 9/11 secrets..I was wondering about that.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:16 | 5694636 Chupacabra-322
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The real 911 False Flag Crimianl at large is & will always be Prince Bandar.
Those "Classified" 28 will soon be declassified & when that occurs all hell is going to break loose.

Since the early days after the Sept. 11 attacks, when news emerged that most of the airline hijackers came from Saudi Arabia, dark allegations have lingered about official Saudi ties to the terrorists.

Fueling the suspicions: 28 still-classified pages in a congressional inquiry on 9/11 that raise questions about Saudi financial support to the hijackers in the United States prior to the attacks.

Both the administrations of George W. Bush and Barack Obama have refused to declassify the pages on grounds of national security. But critics, including members of Congress who have read the pages in the tightly guarded, underground room in the Capitol where they are held, say national security has nothing to do with it. U.S. officials, they charge, are trying to hide the double game that Saudi Arabia has long played with Washington, as both a close ally and petri dish for the world’s most toxic brand of Islamic extremism.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:51 | 5694943 bunnyswanson
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http://hr14.org/28pages-takeaction/28pages-contact/

Hottest topic.

http://hr14.org/

 

The following Congress have signed on as co-sponsors of the resolution in the 113th Congress (Co-sponsors for HR14 in the 114th Congress is not yet available):

Rep. Broun, Paul C. [GA-10] – 3/13/2014 (leaving Jan. 2015)
Rep. Clay, Wm. Lacy [MO-1] – 9/16/2014
Rep. Coble, Howard [NC-6] – 9/8/2014 (leaving Jan. 2015)
Rep. Duncan, John J., Jr. [TN-2] – 7/31/2014
Rep. Grimm, Michael G. [NY-11] – 1/31/2014
Rep. Hastings, Alcee L. [FL-20] – 2/11/2014
Rep. Lynch, Stephen F. [MA-8] – 12/2/2013
Rep. Massie, Thomas [KY-4] – 2/4/2014
Rep. McAllister, Vance M. [LA-5] – 9/18/2014
Rep. McGovern, James P. [MA-2] – 9/10/2014
Rep. Peterson, Collin C. [MN-7] – 9/18/2014
Rep. Rangel, Charles B. [NY-13] – 7/24/2014
Rep. Rohrabacher, Dana [CA-48] – 1/31/2014
Rep. Sanford, Mark [SC-1] – 9/10/2014
Rep. Slaughter, Louise McIntosh [NY-25] – 9/15/2014 (leaving Jan. 2015)
Rep. Stockman, Steve [TX-36] – 2/5/2014 (leaving Jan. 2015)
Rep. Yoho, Ted S. [FL-3] – 7/10/2014
Rep. Doggett, Lloyd  [TX-35] – during election recess
Rep. Green, Gene [TX-29] – during election recess
Rep. Ellison, Keith [MN-5] – during election recess

If you are a constituent of any of these Congressmen, we urge you to contact their office to express gratitude for their support of HR 428.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:53 | 5694950 me again
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What in the name of Holy jesus are you raving aboiut ?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:23 | 5694659 NoDebt
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He'd be taking the London lawyer to the grave with him, too.

You know why they bury lawyers 12 feet down, right?  Because deep down, lawyers are good people, too.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:12 | 5694414 WillyGroper
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 I listened to an interesting podcast today placing the dead banker mercenaries on high level xmil given the ax.

Targeting the mid level in order for the top levels to shit themselves scared.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:00 | 5694774 Usurious
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those bankers better stay off the 'phones'.........

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:33 | 5694252 Big Cox
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Islamic State of Arabia?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:34 | 5694259 FieldingMellish
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It already is.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:57 | 5694365 Oldballplayer
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SA is where the "crazy train" was created.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:34 | 5694257 Usurious
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those saudi's are some sick muthur fuckers

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:40 | 5694503 DaveyJones
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I know, almost as bad as some of the neocons ..but with head dressings

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:26 | 5694954 me again
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THE USA SUPPORTS A FANATICAL DICTATORSHIP IN WASHINGTON DC !!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:34 | 5694260 The man with po...
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You know this year just keeps getting more and more interesting. Long popcorn and plastic tubs!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:36 | 5694271 Bobby Lee
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To quote Dorothy Parker, said of Calvin Coolidge, "How can they tell?"

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:36 | 5694272 Fun Facts
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choked to death on a baby

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:03 | 5694386 29.5
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The nurse's reaction to finding the King's death:

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-31529-italian-spiderman-surprised-sh-l7H4...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:16 | 5694434 Fun Facts
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The king choking to death on a baby = +3.USD/Gold.

"The king did not choke to death on a baby" - Wag the Dog

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:31 | 5694273 Yen Cross
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 I thought this article was about Cuba?

 The Castro Bros. are looking to dig up the gulf.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:37 | 5694274 czarangelus
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Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:39 | 5694277 Mister Minsk
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Lights out!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:51 | 5694340 noben
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He's in a better place.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 22:34 | 5694881 Tall Tom
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A better place, you say? For who?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:30 | 5695040 me again
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No, you say For who?; I say, For Whom ? Unless of course, it's a case of "to all who are concerned"; in which case Whomever may have been guilty.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:37 | 5694278 hotrod
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$40 oil takes it's toll

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:38 | 5694279 The Shape
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Rise up sand people!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:23 | 5694662 me again
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You have nothing to lose but your Hemorrhoids !!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:38 | 5694280 czarangelus
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It's not going to fix the world; it's not going to fix Saudi Arabia; but goddamn does it put a smile on my face to know that ugly bastard is in Hell even as we speak, surrounded by 72 nagging, moralizing crones.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:38 | 5694282 joego1
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I drew a little picture of Mohammad getting humped by a camel on his casket. Hope they don't mind.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:13 | 5694417 mt paul
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hope the camels don't mind ..

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:40 | 5694287 Yen Cross
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  I've got feeling this thread is going to have a lot of, "one liners".

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:44 | 5694310 knukles
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Spiral hams.  Bring out your spiral hams.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:47 | 5694318 Yen Cross
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lol. Good one knuks! Honey baked!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:42 | 5694508 DaveyJones
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fuckin funny

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:31 | 5695048 me again
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I don't get it. Could someone please explain; what's a spiral Ham ?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:41 | 5694290 The Shape
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Which celebrities will the new guy have flown in to take dumps on as part of the inauguration party?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:08 | 5694600 Ginsengbull
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Royalty don't have no nogurations.

 

They call it a corronation.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 23:24 | 5695027 Bunghole
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Maybe John Kerry can bring James Taylor to the funeral.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:51 | 5694292 fed_depression
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I was at Prince Sultan Air base. We were told if the king had died the US/UK and others would be expelled as the prince doesn't want us there. Major changes coming.

The prince doesn't want any non-Muslims in Saudi.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:07 | 5694597 Ginsengbull
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You mean The Artist formerly known as Prince.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:45 | 5694711 DaveyJones
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no the prince formely known as con artist

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 17:21 | 5698011 mkkby
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Won't happen.  The moment US miliary leaves SA, Iran attacks and destroys them.   Someone told you BS... what a surprise.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:42 | 5694295 Herodotus
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The new king, Salman, is reported to be suffering from dementia.  Good, he ought to get along just fine with Obama, Abe, Draghi and Yellen.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:48 | 5694330 Fred Garvin
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They are not sure since they mixed up his test results. It is either dementia or AIDS. The only way to be sure is to drop him off in the desert. If he finds his way back to the palace, don't fuck him!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 03:37 | 5695496 old naughty
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wait, if he can't find his way back to the palace, fucked him?

Who are "they" that did the test, if you don't mind me asking?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:28 | 5694471 Fun Facts
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either dementia or inbreeding

the effect is sometimes hard to distinguish between the two

neither produces a very good candidate for governor or whatver they call themselves

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:43 | 5694297 NoWayJose
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NBC said he was a source of stability and was behind the Saudi plan for lower oil prices. His death could turn into a huge black swan if the House of Saud starts fighting itself for control.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:48 | 5694319 czarangelus
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I'll be sitting on my couch with popcorn in one hand and my dick in the other for the whole event if that shit starts going down.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:50 | 5694334 falak pema
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don't get your hands confused, you might eat the wrong one and stroke the corn to pop its top. 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:13 | 5694429 mt paul
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corn porn ..

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:05 | 5694591 Ginsengbull
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He was a puppet.

 

His successor will also be a puppet.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:48 | 5694299 falak pema
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well there is a whole tribe of them. Why can't the ISIS change tactics...go for the old made of gold !

If only ISIS were goldbugs like ZH.

If they declare 30 days of mourning, that guy may not get lashed in the meantime. 

Then we can send him Sinbad. 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:07 | 5694395 amadeus39
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isis would die for black gold.

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:05 | 5694396 amadeus39
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isis would die for black gold.

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:44 | 5694516 sunnyside
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isis would kill for black gold.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:43 | 5694302 MsCreant
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That is a whole lot of wick dipping in all the oil. Just sayin'.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:45 | 5694305 Evil Bugeyes
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Was a nail gun involved?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:45 | 5694306 kowalli
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King is dead.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:53 | 5694351 treasurefish
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Long live the King!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:53 | 5694353 European American
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Long live the Heram!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:45 | 5694312 FieldingMellish
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Let's face it, its not like there is a shortage of princes to take his place. His dad was a randy bugger.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:50 | 5694725 DaveyJones
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he was a randy bugger

and his bugger was a randy

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:47 | 5694324 yogibear
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New boss, same as the old boss.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:49 | 5694328 sunnyside
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90 year old despot replaced by 80 year old despot with dimentia.  I'm not looking for a lot of change from this event.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:03 | 5694391 813kml
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Anti-climactic, kinda like a US presidential election.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:51 | 5694734 DaveyJones
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only more honest (from a procedural perspective)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:50 | 5694329 new game
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tomorrows news flash, the king has risen!

(the boulder has moved)

i knew it was possible

proof possitive

allah is real

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:35 | 5694487 MsCreant
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Just don't draw that as a cartoon, okay?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:47 | 5694524 knukles
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Burst out laughing.  Mrs K asking what's so funny....
But the boulder was moved when I got there, Mo ....

Now that'd probably start a religious war in the Middle East

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:55 | 5694758 DaveyJones
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One of your best MsC

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:48 | 5694333 John McCloy
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I know he's 79 but...kinda convenient givent the recent 2 months in oil and assurance that no OPEC meeting till June...
Maybe one of those new drone mesqiutos doing its thang...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:50 | 5694339 Senduko
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No shit, I wonder if they will find traces of polonium-210

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:59 | 5694364 John McCloy
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So tired of thinking like this any longer but I know these ppl are capable of anything because they have proven such...no idea what to believe and what not to anymore without feeling like a nut but when every single deck conveniently stacked in these global money masters favor in relation to not only finance or the news and their attempts at war against those that pose a threat to the hegemony I just cease believing in coincidences...
Sad state of not only my mind but the world in general...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:02 | 5694385 new game
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7 th of 10 rules: everything will pass.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:10 | 5694405 amadeus39
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I HOPE SO. tHIS STONE IS KILLING ME

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:54 | 5694555 Volkodav
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that is getting old....

"The Phoney Litvinenko Murder'  William Dunkerly

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 21:21 | 5694653 Ginsengbull
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If you really look hard enough, you can find that shit just about everywhere.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:52 | 5694345 nosoeawe
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Anybody know where they plan on burying the king? I would like to go take a shit on his grave and piss on his head stone

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