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Draghi-geddon Collapses Euro & Crushes Crude; Stocks Soar But Bonds & Bullion Bid

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There's only one clip that seemed to sum up today's trillion dollar printfest exuberance...

 

But it wasn't all shits and giggles... inflationists may have been disappointed by only a 3bps jump in 5Y5Y Fwd Euro inflation expectations, weakness in European sovereigns, a tumble in US Treasury yields, and a plunge in crude oil...

 

For a few minutes there, everything was not awesome... but stocks staged a late-day panic-buying "everything is awesome" melt-up (on no new catalyst at that point) moving into the green year-to-date to "prove" central planners have it all worked out...

 

As cash indices gapped open higher, retraced to fill the gap - ripped to the European close - stabilized - then melted upo in the afternoon on the back of JPY weakness

 

Which lifted stocks into the green year-to-date... But The Dow lost Green right at the close

 

Financials were the day's big winners in stocks (even though the yield curve flattened even more, and credit markets - which did rally today - remain flashing drastically red). Energy stocks rallied 0.4% even as crude oil crashed 4-5%

 

USDJPY was fully in charge of stocks... (as JPY and EUR battled for shittiest currency in the world)

 

EURUSD was baumgartnered... almost 300 pip drop

 

Which smashed the USD 1.5% higher... its biggest single-day rise in 18 months

 

To new 11-year highs...

 

But the USD strength did not affect gold or silver which surged post-ECBQE (as copper and crude were clubbed)... with gold closing above $1300 at 5-month highs

 

With crude crashing to a $45 handle after QE (USD strength) and EIA inventory build...

 

Treasury yields saw a massive swing  - with 30Y dumping 15bps after the ECB QE news before leaking back higher...

 

Quite a decoupling from stocks...

 

Rather oddly, Russian stocks soared today... despite the renewed carnage in crude oil... (after tracking in a highly correlated manner for days)

 

Year-to-date, Silver and Gold are the major winners, stocks now unch and oil remains the biggest loser still..

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:15 | 5693724 Yen Cross
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 At least this C/B shitshow has crossed the APEX of insanity, and we can finally see a few cards.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:24 | 5693771 JungleCat
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The Baltic Dry Index was up 17 today, and up 30 in two days. CNBC tells me that BDI is a leading indicator. So everything IS in fact awesome.

P.S. Never mind that the BDI trend line is down. Draghi is still some kind of awesome.

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:26 | 5693779 knukles
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Gosh... iShares 20+, PHYS and PSLV, 3 of my largest holdings!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:31 | 5693799 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Everything is fine, never-mind QE and NIRP 4EVA. They are like the NSA, just pretend like they don't exist.

Now go get front-runned buying moar stawks and watch some CNBC cheerleading shills while you're at it. It'll make you feel better.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:02 | 5693905 Soul Glow
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OBAMA LIVE ON YOUTUBE STARTS IN 5 MINS!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbR6iQ62v9k&feature=inp-lt-yti-01

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:23 | 5693985 wallstreetapost...
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I guess "get fucking used to it" should apply.  It seems that if you are in an awesome position if you own a ton of equity assets and it seems you are in an awesome position if you are in debt up to your eyeballs with no income.  Why... because some fucking asshole is always gonna bail you out.  If you own a modest amount of assets and have minimal debt... bend the fuck over and pay for everyone else.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:25 | 5693783 cossack55
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SSShhhhhh......every time I mention that the BDI is closing in on its all time low the fucking thing takes off.  

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:40 | 5693794 Yen Cross
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 BDI is a trailing indicator.

 The Baltic Dry Index is widely recognized as "trailing indicator" for growth.

 Educate before you junk> Understanding the Baltic Dry Index

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:10 | 5693926 Romney Wordsworth
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You're 'on fire' today YC ~ keep it going! :-)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:30 | 5694005 mt paul
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BDI is a solid trailing indicator

 

a more time sensitive indicator might be

the capsize rate of the zero hedge 

boating with bullion armada... 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:31 | 5694013 Rootin' for Putin
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BDI probably jumped on hopes that they would need to ship boatloads of money somewher, then realized it was all imaginary e-money and didnt need shipping.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:32 | 5693798 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:25 | 5693782 Mr Pink
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Wait.....ECB announces trillion euro QE and the Euro loses value and PMs jump...but when the Fed prints trillions for years the dollar gains strength and Pms get crushed.

What am I missing?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:32 | 5693803 FreeShitter
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The red pill.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:39 | 5693823 Mr Pink
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Unfortunately I took it years ago and now I spend my life in this dark, dirty wasteland running from vampire squids and counting my silver. Thanks a lot

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:31 | 5694021 mt paul
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could be worse

 

you could be counting

federal reserve notes...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:34 | 5694037 PTR
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Buy a boat.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:07 | 5695919 Money_for_Nothing
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The carry trade is what is causing this. All those trillions were loaned out as free money. Invested in Oil and other sure-thing commodities. Now all the free money loans are coming due.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:45 | 5693842 ...out of space
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currency war race to the bottom.

first russia 

swiss lost last week

euro full power ahade- si this leg down to 0,75?

imagen the party in davos tonight?

and wonder who will lost first becouse oil price?

russian lower income

or US CLO market-

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:09 | 5693921 Romney Wordsworth
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 "At least this C/B shitshow has crossed the APEX of insanity, and we can finally see a few cards."

 

+1 YC [summary of the day award]

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:18 | 5693961 Yen Cross
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 It's not the fall that kills you... It's the sudden stop.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:21 | 5693970 Romney Wordsworth
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so true!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:34 | 5694028 mt paul
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ban sudden stops..

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:14 | 5693936 Bloppy
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Now we're back to jacking up NFLX, TSLA, AMZN, CMG, all of the bubble stocks. What can possibly go wrong?

 

LA Times: Did Pope flash ‘devil’s sign’?

http://tinyurl.com/mpzzxkv

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:14 | 5693726 Kaiser Sousa
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nice how they shaved 15 cents off the phony paper price of Silver in the last 30 minutes of fraud in NY...

http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/silver.php

and how trhey tried to drive the phony paper price of Gold down below 1300 all fucking day...

http://www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/gold.php

yeah...right

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:13 | 5693728 Tin Hat Salesman
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I know you guys are happy with your phyz, but this is a fun market!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:15 | 5693746 falak pema
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all u have to do is follow the up-trail on $ and S&P...its boom times in doomer town!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:21 | 5694218 Renfield
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Tha bluez is mah bizness, an' bizness is GOOD.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:24 | 5694219 Renfield
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Dupe, sorry.

I'll use this space to suggest a break with the divine Etta James.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi0_uOPKtaA

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:14 | 5693729 A Lunatic
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Free Unicorns for everyone.......

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:39 | 5694062 mt paul
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unicorn

ate my CDO's

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5693731 dcohen
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They take turns in flooding the markets, they can continue for a another hundred years or more.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5693744 FreeShitter
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Unless China depegs.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:50 | 5694541 smukster
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Which they will once they have all the 4 aces they need: NDB/AIIB, Petroyuan, lots of gold and a strong army.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:14 | 5693735 falak pema
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C'mon ZH lets have the second installment of Gail's energy and money speil. 

This Draghi put and Hells, Bells and Jezebels fall out is getting to be stale stuff.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:14 | 5693736 FreeShitter
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Hope you all are not surprised. Just keep stackin and packin in the meantime.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5693737 kowalli
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joyflations around the corner

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:15 | 5693742 the not so migh...
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late day viagra bump

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:16 | 5693743 McMolotov
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I think we're saved. Are we saved? It feels like we're saved. Time to buy with both hands.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:22 | 5693775 kowalli
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I think we at the edge and we can see and touch space, one step to freefall

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:36 | 5693805 _ConanTheLibert...
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But my both hands are busy holding something warm and round.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:50 | 5693866 Dugald
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But my both hands are busy holding something warm and round.

So what's it like having one huge testicle?? 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:15 | 5693745 Keltner Channel Surf
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Hayek sings Talking Heads karaoke:

Well, we don’t know where we're goin'
But we don't like where we've been
And we're like little children
Bankers know what we want
So QE is certain
Give them rope to hang us out

We're on the Road to Serfdom
Come on inside
Central-planned bus to nowhere
Now it’s worldwide

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:20 | 5693755 Yen Cross
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 Im looking at the Australian $ selloff and laughing. AAA+ rated, decent macro numbers and somehow banks think the RBA is going to drop rates in February.

 Why would you waste your most important policy tool when your curency is selling off on some delusional banksters outdated terms of trade values?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:21 | 5693760 i_call_you_my_base
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Said it many times, but they rig it on these days so the MSM can say, "markets liked the decision." The "markets" end up telling people that everything is copacetic. It's all a fucking circle jerk.

Oh, and I almost forgot, to everyone in Davos: Fuck you.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:23 | 5693772 Bell's 2 hearted
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yep ... trial balloon yesterday was for 50 billion/month ... so up it a bit ... and voila ... a "beat" ... markets soar

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:16 | 5693946 Ned Zeppelin
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The Dom Perignon flows in Davos as the celebrants smugly congratulate themselves on another great day, and raise their glasses to toast the many greater days to come. Nothing can stop them now.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:20 | 5693766 Soul Glow
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I'm still not sure how the policy move of the ECB, which is to weaken the euro, fits into their growth plans when their currency is already weak.

THE EURO IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE EURO

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:23 | 5693774 FreeShitter
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Their long term goal (whatever timeline) is to have a ONE world currency, think SDR's.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:57 | 5693869 Soul Glow
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The SDR is a basket of currency.  If the currency in the basket has no value how much value can the SDR have?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:35 | 5694234 Renfield
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Globalists would love for the USD to take the blame.

Global Reserve Currency, however, is the culprit for this Global Depression. Watch the banking & MIC - via the MSM of course - call for the destruction of the USD to make way for a new GRC, which of course would buy a little more time as long as enough of the peasantry buys it. Maybe the US peasants can lose their sovereignty as punishment for the USD - all in the name of justice, of course. Then the USA can be the latest country "saved" (that's MSM for "ruined") by an IMF bailout.

Give American peasants a brand-new national scrip, not subject to any constitution, that can be devalued over and over again. Perps punished, problem fixed, SDR hats for the entire MSM reporting team!

Still shaking my head at the sheer insanity of giving ANY set of banksters the power to issue global scrip.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:54 | 5693881 Frank N. Beans
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guess they want it as weak as possible to stimulate exports.  Also to fight deflation.  So this will hurt US exports, so the US has to come back at some point and do QE5 (I lost track).  And then ECB does more QE, ad infinitum...  and all for naught.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:20 | 5693959 Romney Wordsworth
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That's been the script all along [peppered with periodic doses of 'histrionics']. Wake me when we get to QE18 & spare me the intermittent buzz

 

- The SOTU [I slept thru that one]

- The Superbowl

- American Idol Season Premiere

- The Grammys

- The Daytona 500

- The Oscars

- The Masters

- Blood Moons & shit

- Boston Marathon false flag bombing rememberances

- The Masters

- The 12th killing of Oasma Bin Laden rememberances

- The Kentucky Derby

- The Champions League Finals

- Memorial Day Weekend

 

Hell ~ That ought to get us thru until summer at least. If it's not enough, I'm sure Kate Middleton could pop out another lizard, or Kim & Kanye could do a sex tape.

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:56 | 5694574 smukster
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You seriously think China will play along?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:42 | 5694078 new game
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and the winner by a quaddrillion is(drum roll assending) JAPAN; they are there-fiat saturation, diminishing returns to its' intrinsic value.  but, hold on, a lap back is the euro, with an economy that can start exporting, but to whom? russia-haha, usa? china-ah that's it...

com-on yeller you have been one uped, pull the real numbers out and get with it...

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 20:55 | 5694567 smukster
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What growth plan?

(Guys, you just don't understand Europe, never have.)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:22 | 5693767 sandhillexit
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So much for that "grow US exports" goal.  Its war, war I say....between Toyota and BMW.  Oh, it is lovely to sit in Calif and watch them fight over us.  Mr. Musk what say you?  Is the coolness factor enough to stave off a strong Dollar and cheap gasoline?  

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:27 | 5693785 Bell's 2 hearted
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plus US energy capex will collapse in 2015

sticking with my "US recession start no later than Q1 2015" call

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:23 | 5693776 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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All in the fundamentals.  Makes textbook sense to this idiot.  BTFD, but shit where is the dip?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:25 | 5693777 stant
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Martin armstrong just wrote" look out the euro. Tomorrow"

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:29 | 5693790 Rusty Trombone
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We bamboozled some folks.....

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:28 | 5693792 disabledvet
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Interesting considereding it was all "priced in."

 

Every inflation protection racket soared today (with "unreal estate" STILL going up to beat the band.)

 

Sheldon Silver finally got busted...day after the most corrupt political class in US History had their little pow-wow even.

 

Still no word from the President who's probably on the 19th hole right now "letting it sink in.". Not that the most corrupt leadership in US history is stepping down anytime soon.

 

Oh, well.  " Such is bizness" as they say.  No wonder we haven't gotten a single investment dollar in this State in over sixty years.

 

Nor will we for the next sixty.

 

I do feel bad for Chi-town. Great City.  Some guy named Pepe or something is going to crush Rahmbo apparently.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:28 | 5693793 The Shape
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:38 | 5693814 Dungholio
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Where are the Greek errections? Greek errections will certainly drive the markets to new all time highs!!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:37 | 5693815 Dungholio
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Where are the Greek erections? Greek erections will certainly drive the markets to new all time highs!!!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:40 | 5693824 Cripkuwy
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Should I be worried as a European citizen, now that Draghi just inflated my 6000 year old (barbarous) bubble?

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:41 | 5693825 PontifexMaximus
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Who cares about EURUSD drop? 3Q in US will be interesting, then the US multi nat will care.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:40 | 5693828 TwoHoot
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Doesn't anyone know the inverse relationship between bond price and yield?

US bonds sold off all day. They were not bid higher.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:53 | 5693877 AbbeBrel
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Yah yah yah you are right.

BUT,

 

a 0.36% loss on TLT versus a 26.01% gain on 20+ year treasuries over the last 12 months (versus +1.88% gain in RUT 2000 over 12 months) 

ain't much.   Just say'in

"You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'  http://www.metrolyrics.com/you-aint-much-fun-lyrics-toby-keith.html

 

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:42 | 5693830 Soul Glow
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The dollar, the best horse at the glue factory.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:24 | 5693852 PrayingMantis
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... why euro is pissing down the toilet ... because european ... (you're peein ... :)

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 17:58 | 5693895 MonetaryApostate
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:21 | 5693976 homebody
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There is so much paper it reminds me of VE day parade down 5 th ave.  Confetti just as useful as paper currency.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:43 | 5694081 economists_do_i...
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Star Wars parody for Central Banks:  May the farce be with you.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:50 | 5694113 AmarUtu
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When 1% control all the wealth through about 16 corporations this is what you get, a fucking fantasy land. I read yesterday 50% of the euro workers are on anti-depressants, Obama would be proud, sooo much hope for the future considering they have amassed so much debt and enslaved the entire planet, including all future generations. So what do they do? print more debt? so they can steal more money? wake up sheep.

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:21 | 5694130 Yen Cross
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   dup

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:02 | 5694140 Son of Captain Nemo
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Very painful laugh.

Wish you had done this one year ago instead of now!

Thu, 01/22/2015 - 19:12 | 5694177 Yen Cross
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 I opened the account for her on her 10th birthday. Her Mother(my sister) is a tree hugger. I felt it prudent to teach her the value of money.

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