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$43 Hot Dogs; $47 Burgers And $55 Caesar Salads: A Look At The Davos Menu

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Billionaires may live in a world untroubled by such petty concerns as rising costs of living and declining real wages, but like everyone else they have to eat. And pay. The picture below shows what the menu prices, in Swiss Francs, are for various meals offered for sale to the billionaires and other upper class "luminaries" currently congregating in Davos.  Some examples converted to USD: Hot Dog: $43; Burger: $47; Caesar salad: $55.

 

This is what a $55 caesar salad looks like:

 

And said $43 hot dog:

 

Then again, the Swiss restaurant, like dutiful capitalists, are smart and merely introduced the "Billionaire surge pricing" strategy right out of the Uber playbook, which - when catering to people for whom things like "cost" are absolutely irrelevant, makes perfect sense.

As the regular menu at the same restaurant shows, outside of Davos season the cheeseburger is "only" CHF26, so a modest 60% markup for those who benefit the most from the global central bank-driven multiple-expansion rally. In retrospect, it is surprising the markup is this low.

 

Hungry for more? Here is the full documentary clip from Deirdre Wang Morris:

 

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Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:30 | 5696003 The Juggernaut
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I'm looking forward to the escourt and blow menu, thanks.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:32 | 5696013 cifo
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This is their Black Friday.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:33 | 5696016 The Juggernaut
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escort*

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:34 | 5696022 Aaaarghh
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All those fuckers at Davos need to die..

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:38 | 5696063 Romney Wordsworth
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May I recommend the cream of mushroom soup or the lobster bisque?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:41 | 5696076 The Juggernaut
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@Aaaarghh: Are you a provocateur?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:52 | 5696143 J S Bach
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I hope the hot dogs are non-kosher... the hamburger contains mad-cow... and the caesar's salad has salmonella.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:10 | 5696237 flrzero
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The woman's name is Deirdre Bosa not Wang Morris.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:28 | 5696364 negative rates
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That's just the price of security these days, wait the toilet to send his bill, now that's a shock.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:31 | 5696380 General Decline
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Is that ice berg lettuce? Perhaps the elite aren't so elite afterall.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:38 | 5696410 SMG
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There are a small percentage of the general population are outraged at all of this, but sadly most are not.  Until that changes we shall be ruled like peasants and slaughtered like livestock. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:06 | 5696550 Multi
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Capitalist pigs!!!   look how they squander the proceeds from the stolen labor of our comrade workers!!!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:30 | 5696672 Momauguin Joe
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Mr. Soros, the house special today is our clam chowder.  

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 12:09 | 5696865 imaginalis
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If I was one of these guys, I would be cooking my own food.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:22 | 5697181 Colonel Klink
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Therein lays the truth.  The price isn't to cover the food or purely a monetary ass raping.  They allow them to charge such outrageous prices so the food isn't poisoned!  Allow the plebes to make some coin and they'll sell out every time.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:40 | 5697271 Four chan
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as disconnected from reality as the paper supply is to the price of gold.

somethings gonna give when those food prices become reality for the rest of us debt slaves.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:53 | 5697327 TruxtonSpangler
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USD$21 Mac N Cheese, thats all I wanted to know.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:01 | 5696534 e_goldstein
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A Ceasar salad for $55 with iceberg lettuce and not one fucking anchovie?

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:17 | 5696591 Money Boo Boo
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I'm confused, where's the roast baby thigh on the menu?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:23 | 5697189 Colonel Klink
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That's on the dinner menu.  Along with rack of hooker, a blowtini, and infant blood transfusions.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:48 | 5696758 Perfecthedge
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Yeaaaaahhhhhh, I eat better than a Billionaire!


Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:33 | 5696393 SamAdams
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I'd pay $50 for a decent Kosher corndog....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:56 | 5696505 SamAdams
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I'd pay $10.25 for the 7.62 blank that missed the head and bounced off the sidewalk,

Only $.90 for the false claim of chrome vs black mirrors,

$3.25 for each Je Suis Charlie sign printed within hours of the shooting,

$85.25 for each ID left in the getaway car,

$150 for each picture of world leaders leading a unity march of security agents,

$1 trillion for a video of WT7 crashing in to its own footprint,

oh, and $50 for a decent Kosher corndog.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:02 | 5696541 Never One Roach
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… mmm … ok, I’ll have one bite of the dog for $5 and a sip of soda for $4 pleeze.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:05 | 5696548 SamAdams
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If it's not on the nightly Yews, it can't be trews....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:53 | 5696781 forexskin
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try this on. veterans today has "404 not found" the article, so here's the cashed version.

http://98.139.236.92/search/srpcache?p=hebdo+israel+charlie+false+flag&e...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 12:57 | 5697086 mbutler101
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That is a MALWARE link...thanks.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 21:22 | 5698605 forexskin
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?

in all seriousness, really?

got it from a google search, with the "cached" link ajacent.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 19:01 | 5700073 Paveway IV
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It works fine for me, forexskin. It brings up the Bing cached VT page that you wanted to link. His browser security settings probably didn't like something.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:13 | 5696268 Bunghole
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The sercet in Davos is those $43 hot dogs were used as dildos by pre-pubescent children.

...and they are sold out in 3....2...1...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:19 | 5696312 GubbermintWorker
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That's just wrong.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:24 | 5696342 BurningFuld
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That's not a fucking Ceaser salad. Who the fuck are those idiots.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:30 | 5696375 NoDebt
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It's the internet, Fuld.  They just say shit and you're supposed to believe it.  Stop pointing out obvious errors.  You're just wrecking the experience for the rest of us.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:35 | 5696399 General Decline
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"hot dogs were used as dildos by pre-pubescent children."

Seriously, tough... I wonder how many children get raped and snuffed at this thing this year? Moloch demands his sacrifices.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:21 | 5696594 SamAdams
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JE SUIS CEASAR!!!!  now get me a salad... 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:30 | 5696377 BLOTTO
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...not even Romaine lettuce.

.

What a bunch of cunts...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:33 | 5696382 Bunghole
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You dont want to know what they used to substitute for the anchovies.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:37 | 5696403 Romney Wordsworth
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DAVOS 2015 motto:

 

"If they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me"

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:31 | 5696379 free_as_in_beer
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poles and czechs are the mexicans of the EU

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:38 | 5696406 SamAdams
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I'm a polish czech, and I resemble that remark...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:20 | 5696612 free_as_in_beer
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a down vote?  is it becasue I left out Turkey?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:41 | 5696447 killallthefiat
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They'll be dead soon...  GMO food like the rest of us

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 14:32 | 5697454 ajax
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Switzerland is outrageously expensive for foodstuffs and especially so at all the mountain resorts.

Switzerland is always at the top of The Economist's "Big Mac Index":

"The most expensive Big Mac, meanwhile, is in Switzerland and that was even before the Swiss franc shot up last week after the country’s central bank abandoned its currency peg against the euro."

http://www.theguardian.com/business/economics-blog/2015/jan/23/what-a-7-...

 

 

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:56 | 5696162 Bob
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Narrator: He was the guerilla terrorist for the food service industry. Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...

Tyler Durden: Tell 'em.

Narrator: ...you get the idea.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:02 | 5696179 Fun Facts
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The Davos degenerate club are all going for the 20 minutes with a pre pubescent boy for $2k [the kids menu].

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:40 | 5696067 SickDollar
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wow even among themselves (the elite) they fleece each other$

Elite $43 hotdog: must be made from gourmet Caviar, compare the sheeple $2 hotdog filled with junk and trash

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:01 | 5696187 NoVa
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you are presuming that these guys actually pay for their own food.  

They don't.  That's why they have businesses!

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:39 | 5696425 General Decline
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That's correct. When your tribe controls the printing press, who cares how much stuff costs.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:04 | 5696196 neidermeyer
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The $1.50 hot dog (or polish sausage) with soft drink from Costco are on my agenda for today ... not junk ,, 1/4 lb. + true footlong on a fresh bun.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 12:12 | 5696881 imaginalis
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Great nutrition - enjoy.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 13:15 | 5697152 odatruf
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The $1.99 jumbo slice pizza is a winner too.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:35 | 5696401 Silky Johnson
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That hotdog isn't made of caviar, it's made of Soylent Green, it's made of PEOPLE!!!!!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:04 | 5696547 Never One Roach
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Yes, Hot Dogs made of pickled peasant can get rather costly.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:54 | 5696792 gimme-gimme-gimme
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I'm pretty sure the hot dog costs $43 cause half the Swiss Army is there so no one can kill them all... lol

Hot Dogs would still have to probably cost 5x more to cover the subsidies to cover the tax payer money to have those useless skin bags there.

Another great ZH article where the author is too fucking lazy to read the other crap articles posted here to make it at least seem like they put some effort into writing it.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:34 | 5696020 firstdivision
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Its all priced in.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:55 | 5696150 Millivanilli
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Poor dershowitz, eptsein and prince randy andy aren't having fun at davos, either.

Dershowitz the rabid zionist has gotten busted with the aforementioned fucking underage girls.

Dershowitz is hitting the MSM but the truth has been bared. He has avoided deposition like the plague. He knows the flight logs are out and they corroborate this woman's story. So does Prince randy andy. Dershowitz now claims his relationship with Epstein was as an academian however he is quoted as saying just the opposite on many occasions. For example,

Dershowitz told the American Lawyer, he is loyal to his wife, who is always by his side: "I've been married to the same woman for 28 years. She goes with me everywhere. People know that I won't argue a case or give a speech unless my wife travels with me. This is not the profile of someone who screws around."

But according to the flight logs, Dershowitz was close enough to Epstein to have accompanied him on a flight from Palm Beach to New Jersey's Teterboro Airport as early as December 1997. On that flight, the pair was accompanied by a number of people, including one unidentified "female," a "Hazel," a "Claire," and Maxwell.

The logs also show Dershowitz on a flight with Epstein from Bedminster Bedford, Mass., to Teterboro in October 1998, and a flight from Teterboro to Martha's Vineyard in 1999. And a2005 trip from Massachusetts to Montreal shows him traveling with Epstein, "Tatianna," and others.

One things the logs don't show: Dershowitz's wife traveling with him.

On Dershowitz's relationship with Epstein he states:

Speaking to Vanity Fair in 2003 (before the sex ring was exposed) Dershowitz boasted, “I’m on my 20th book…. The only person outside of my immediate family that I send drafts to is Jeffrey.”

And yet he NEVER KNEW WHAT HE WAS UP TO, however he did broker unheard of deals for Epstein after he was charged with pedophilia.

Strangely, this never hit the mainstream media...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:27 | 5696346 lakecity55
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These items do not see the light of day in the Press unless a Mr. Big wants it there.

Now, who is the Target?

So far, we have the Prince, Dershozionist, and Slick Willie.

It would be cool if evidence emerged they were all serial killers and the chicks were raped and incinerated, or something equally lurid. Tarantino could make the movie.
***

Witness #12: "Yes, I saw Alan (Dershowitz) and Bill (Clinton) shoving these chicks' bodies into the incinerator. He taped Everything. Surprisingly, older gents like Slick were still randy and active, even without Viagra. They had a kind of violent streak that seemed to enhance their virility."

Epstein had covert cameras covering the entire estate, from at least two angles. Police officials say off the record it was the largest surveillance system they had ever seen. A plice source speaking anonymously, said "I worked Vice for 15 years. This is the best Blackmail set-up I have ever seen."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:39 | 5696431 Fun Facts
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All aboard the 'Lolita Express': Flight logs reveal the many trips Bill Clinton and Alan Dershowitz took on pedophile Jeffrey Epstein's private jet with anonymous women

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2922773/Newly-released-flight-lo...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:40 | 5696061 ZH Snob
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Tyler seems to really enjoy pushing our buttons.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:40 | 5696079 Ghordius
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he files that under "job satisfaction", I'm sure. the correct way to look at those prices is that two weeks ago, the CHF was at parity with the USD, and now it is at parity with the EUR

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:51 | 5696132 BiteMeBO
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How much is cake?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:14 | 5696280 lakecity55
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How much are BJs from hot chicks???

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:56 | 5696160 rubiconsolutions
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"Pardon me, but would you have some Grey Poupon?"

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:10 | 5696163 freewolf7
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Nothing says, "I'm a billionaire." like, "I'll have the hot dog.".

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:12 | 5696251 post turtle saver
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every time Davos pops up we have these stupid fucking stories... "oh look, the rich are not like you and me, they pay $$$ for XYZ"... well gee, what a shock and surprise... the rich over-pay for shit all the time, guess what the sky is blue and grass is green, too...

it would be more interesting to get the agenda and have some slides etc. published so we can see what's going through their slope-headed little minds while they're gorging on over-priced hot dogs, frankly (pun intended)

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:40 | 5696427 HowdyDoody
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You are surely not naive enough to believe that the people attending this pay out of their own money? It will all come out of corporate entertainment budgets.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:47 | 5696472 prefan4200
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... giving you an up-arrow simply for the "frankly" pun.  Thank you.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:37 | 5696417 HowdyDoody
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These prices are so high it makes me want to spit.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:45 | 5696465 robertsgt40
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I wonder if that hot dog is kosher?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:26 | 5696640 RockRiver
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Hookers and blow babee......

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:31 | 5696004 IronShield
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A fool and their money...

Oh wait, that doesn't apply when you have more than you will ever spend in several lifetimes!  My bad...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:04 | 5696206 TruthHunter
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Can't take it with you...still holds

A ool and his money...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:27 | 5696363 BurningFuld
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You guys don't actually think the people there are using their money to pay for things. It will be "The Company" or The Government" picking up the check.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:45 | 5696470 General Decline
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Two words:

1. PRINTING

2. PRESS

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 17:33 | 5698078 Parrotile
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These "delightful" people are certainly NOT fools, and rest assured ALL "costs" associated with this social get-together will be somehow "passed on" to the rest of us ("Business Expenses", probably including wear, tear, and depreciation costs on their private, "Business" aircraft too).

The REAL nature of "Trickle-down Economics" at work - the "costs" of living the (very) High Life are "trickled down" to those lower down the social pyramid. The ones actually "bearing the costs" will always be the ones "actually doing something of value" - extraction, services, or manufacturing. Electronically moving notional currency units from one virtual pile to another may provide opportunity for skimming at many levels, but never provides real "value" to society as a whole.

Yet, these are the very ones who are "Doing God's work" acc. to one member of the group. One must assume their "God" might not have the same value-set as the traditional Christian God . . . . . . . .

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:32 | 5696005 firstdivision
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Hopefully some Polonium 210 finds its way into that menu.

 

I'm sure glad printing money out of thin air to buy bonds off banks helps the economy actually grow and all...http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=HG&p=m5

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:32 | 5696007 the not so migh...
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a hot dog like that better do a dance or something on the table before eating it.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:32 | 5696008 jaap
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Slaves are going to pay first and get even later.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 17:39 | 5698103 Parrotile
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If "The Better Connected" have their way, the "Lower Classes" are far more likely to be eaten, than ever have to opportunity to "level the playing field".

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:32 | 5696012 Took Red Pill
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All that security is expensive!

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:34 | 5696017 medium giraffe
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Food looks shit.  At least mehrwertsteuer is included, that's a bonus.  Any mention of the costs on the 'other' menu? (you know, the one with human blood and young children). 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:51 | 5696131 NotApplicable
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"Priceless"

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:07 | 5696228 neidermeyer
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Check out those nasty tomatos and the hot dog... it's in a crappy stale/cracking bun and so small it's hidden under the condiments... I'm calling the local pizza place.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:42 | 5696446 Urban Redneck
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That is the local pizza place.  I don't care if it's called the "Steigenberger Grandhotel Belvédère"... it's like a fucking HILTON, not particularly... upscale.  Looking at their off-season menu prices it's almost "cheap" by Swiss hotel restaurant standards, especially considering it is located in a resort town.  

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 12:52 | 5697059 eddymunster
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I don't see the Burundi fetus w/ gold-leaf?

 

Oh, that is on the a la-carte menu.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:34 | 5696018 yogibear
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And their gloating about it.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:35 | 5696026 buzzsaw99
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put it on the taxpayer's bill

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:14 | 5696266 lakecity55
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After Chalky has run up probably 500 Billion$ in travel, nobody should be beefing!

 

"Mo-Shell, I cain't fly with that dog. It is against Sharia."
"OK, we'll take two planes."
"Why don't we put the dog one one plane and we fly together?"
"What would happen in the Press? Besides, the dog smells better."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:35 | 5696032 Infinite QE
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Remember, this is just the managerial class attending. They are still stupid enough to be eating this GMO-swill.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:38 | 5696062 Ghordius
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GMO in Switzerland? in expensive restaurants? I strongly doubt it

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:34 | 5696033 cgbspender
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No thanks, I'll cook at home.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:36 | 5696038 _SILENCER
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Goddammit. I didn't act in time to get my Davos GMO Free Hot Pockets on the menu. Our Lords love to eat clean.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:37 | 5696044 youngman
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Charge the hell out of them....I wonder what it cost to park their jets...probably a pretty penny...and add on a global warming surcharge for sure...if they talk the talk...make them walk the walk....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:10 | 5696235 lakecity55
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"Mr Algore, your fuel bill for your jet comes to 16,000$"
"Outrageous! Let me see the bill! There is a 50% tax for global warming!"
"Yessir."
"Well, let me tell you, man, I invented global warming! It's a scam! You can't charge me this!"
"Sorry, No Pay, No Fly Away."
"Dammit! Here! Gimme the receipt! One call to Barry and you won't have a job tomorrow, buddy!"
"OK, sure. Next Liberal!"

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 17:50 | 5698132 Parrotile
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Nice try, but in today's "connected" reality, this is how the interaction will proceed -

"Mr Algore, your fuel bill for your jet comes to $ 16,000"

"Thats OK. This is a Business Trip so I (read - my team of Accountants) be claiming this as a Business expense."

(Along with every other cent I've spent having a jolly good time with all my well-connected and influential chums. "Thank you, dumb Taxpayer - we couldn't have done this without you!!")

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:37 | 5696051 jose.six.pack
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"And somehow this runaway inflation hasn't come yet."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:57 | 5696463 Urban Redneck
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That isn't inflation... but the removal of CHF-EUR peg makes daily life and expenses in Switzerland that much MOAR unpalatable for tourists (or anyone else without an OPM expense account).

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:57 | 5696521 jose.six.pack
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I know. I just dislike his sneaky reply.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:39 | 5696055 Panic Mode
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My shit looks better than the caesar salad. $55!! Piss off.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:59 | 5696171 NotApplicable
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That's what you get for ordering the cheapest stuff on the menu.

But still, a $43 hot dog purchased for a kid is still a better bargain than dropping $100 on an entrée that they won't even touch.

Besides, every dime spent in Davos is either reimbursable, a tax write-off, OPM, or all of the above. They won't pay for this extravagance nearly as much as we will.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:36 | 5696404 negative rates
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Yea but he thinks his shit don't stink.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:15 | 5696285 dogfish
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I did not see a Greek salad on the menu,might be too pricey.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:38 | 5696056 IronShield
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Deliver a hot dog like that to me and, "Ugggghhhh Vat is dis $heet?  Geet it out from my sight!"

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:38 | 5696059 winchester
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my 10 years old girl cook better than this  the caesar salad.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:38 | 5696065 Panic Mode
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And all these fuckers worry about deflation!!! Fucking liars to the bone.....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:40 | 5696073 George Soros
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In all fairness but that "Croque Monsieur" if absolutely fantastic. Worth the trip alone!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:41 | 5696075 Balkan
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The real puzzling point is, if you can afford to live in Davos why should you eat hamburgers and hotdogs?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:04 | 5696194 lakecity55
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Really. You would think McDonald's catered it.

People from all over the world and they have to offer this shit?

What else is on the menu?

This looks like a psywar op to subtly convince you these are normal, OK, everyday guys, just like you!

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:40 | 5696077 Romney Wordsworth
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Oy Vey! No gefilte?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:01 | 5696190 lakecity55
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...only in the Private Suites.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:12 | 5696212 Romney Wordsworth
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Rumor has it that it was sent back by an angry customer because its taste wasn't up to standards.

 

http://pegitboard.com/pics/t/201065.jpg

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:42 | 5696078 youngman
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I wonder if that price covers taste testors too.....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:41 | 5696087 yearight
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I hope those fuckers are tipping accordly.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:47 | 5696095 Son of Captain Nemo
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$43 Hot Dogs; $47 Burgers And $55 Caesar Salads: A Look At The Davos Menu

Hot Dogs?... Burgers?... Caesar Salad?...

The people that attended this thing can easily drop $400.00 - $500.00 a day on breakfast, lunch and dinner and top each of them with fois gras or caviar!... But "no"! They must have that signature cusine slapped between two pieces of bread because they have too many places to go and people to see in Davos?... Always better to walk around the lobby of a 5 star hotel stuffing your face with a sandwich while attempting to talk giving yourself the worst case of indigestion!.... Give me an F-ing break!

With the exception of the "Caesar Salad" Either there were too many Americans present or everyone in Europe is still under the hypnotic trance of Ronald McDonald with a nuclear ballistic missile perched on his shoulder!

Bah Da Bah Ba Ba Ba...

YOU BETTER BE Lovin It!...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:43 | 5696098 Intoxicologist
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That hot dog reminds me of the time my dog barfed in my slipper.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:08 | 5696199 Son of Captain Nemo
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That hot dog reminds me of the time my dog barfed in my slipper

trust me on this.  If your dog barfed in your slipper with the cuts of meat in that sandwich, he'd re-eat it!

By the way I don't think that's the hot dog rather it's the terrine crouton of philly steak & cheese!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:44 | 5696099 Panic Mode
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I wonder how much to open a bottle of cat piss.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:45 | 5696103 fascismlover
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I would take a mr bevedere burger for 50 bucks...only reason this menu was leaked was for what they call foreshadowing in the arts.  They are giving us a preview of things to come.  They can call a hotdog whatever they want when they start charging that for it.  Mceedees will step in with the 25 dollar deal menu though and undercut the shit out of that.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:44 | 5696104 valley chick
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Cue hedgeless horseman's lunch pic..a lot more appetizing! :-) 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:48 | 5696112 TabakLover
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You can only hope one of the Turkish busboys took the opportunity to jizz into the creamy salad dressing.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:23 | 5696636 Gnostech
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They charge extra for that pleasure.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:47 | 5696114 b a n n e d
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one hotdog is not enought!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:49 | 5696119 monad
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I'll have the chump burger, hold the spit and please don't throw it on the floor & wipe your AIDS infected ass with it, my good man, or I'll step on your junk for the rest of the year.

Some things money can't by.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:59 | 5696169 lakecity55
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Backdoor Barry: "Look Reggie, they list and put the cost of wieners on this menu."
Reggie" "Tell them we want All Beef, Munchkins."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:39 | 5696433 monad
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...and my escort will take the weiner.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:50 | 5696133 Counterpunch
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The bitch of it is, its a write-off too.

 

They just write it off, Jerry!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:52 | 5696134 Billy Sol Estes
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Lil'smokies in some sarah lee frozen biscuits: $80

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:51 | 5696137 runswithscissors
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We ate some folks

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:54 | 5696139 lakecity55
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"$43 Hot Dogs; $47 Burgers And $55 Caesar Salads: A Look At The Davos Menu."

No, a look at what the cost will be in the US beore too long.
***
Look at those dishes. That would not feed a large mouse.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:54 | 5696146 Bill of Rights
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Sweet all choking hazards... ( we can only hope )

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:53 | 5696149 RougeUnderwriter
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I'm a $15 Ramen Noodle person myself

Who said this:

"Im not aware of any deflation..."

a. Tom Brady

b. Angela Merkel

c. Both

Follow up question:

Who is lying...

a. both

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:14 | 5696152 john milton
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Soros saw the prices and decided to retire

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/business/davos/article4332085.ece

Man who broke the Bank of England calls it a day as George Soros retires
Fri, 01/23/2015 - 11:36 | 5696692 cheech_wizard
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Now if he would just retire from breathing.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:57 | 5696157 youngman
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I bet the mini bars in the hotel rooms are sky high too....a bottle of water...$30....lol...potato chips..$50...and forget about the drycleaning and shoeshines..

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:44 | 5696457 negative rates
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Well the blows free so they don't care about the cost of anything else.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:56 | 5696164 smacker
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Yesterday, Dan Hannan was right: "Davos Is A Racket"


http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-01-22/daniel-hannan-exposes-davos-nar...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:58 | 5696165 monad
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This has to be a put on. If you need a menu, you don't know how to eat. Menus are tools used to help children focus, and condition them to accept what is being offered without questioning any of it. No chef in your entourage? Perhaps you were invited by mistake. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 09:58 | 5696175 mendolover
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Davos can't get a better looking salad than that?  I could do better out of my backyard.  I didn't know Illuminati eats like the pee-ons.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:02 | 5696181 Panic Mode
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No wonder the Swiss depeg euro before the Davos!!!! They try to recoup some of the losses.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:02 | 5696195 Silverhog
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Looks like Golden Corral Buffet crap. Glad they got ripped, maybe a little diarrhea to boot. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:05 | 5696204 Counterpunch
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Croque Monsieur is people!  They're making our sammiches out of people!

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:06 | 5696207 Yes_Questions
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CHOKE YOU FUCKERS!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:06 | 5696210 Refuse-Resist
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THERE IS NO INFLATION GODDAMMIT!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:31 | 5696222 Max Steel
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FEED ME MOAR!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:08 | 5696225 TrumpXVI
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I don't feel sorry for them at all, but bottom line....I eat better than they do.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 10:10 | 5696236 LawsofPhysics
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When you are a banker or financier and get trillions of free money (QE and ZIRP) this is not a problem.

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