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Artist's Impression Of President Obama's Thoughts During The State of The Union Speech

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Well you have to laugh really...

 

 

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Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:13 | 5698205 wendigo
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Obama may be a sock puppet but he's still an asshole. 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:15 | 5698216 Skateboarder
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You are what you eat.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:17 | 5698224 I am more equal...
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More like 'we have burned the page....and your next..."

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:38 | 5698253 ZerOhead
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WASHINGTON — American soldiers will deploy to Ukraine this spring to begin training four companies of the Ukrainian National Guard

http://www.defensenews.com/story/defense/land/army/2015/01/21/ukraine-us...

That's probably the 'diplomacy' part. I never thought in a million years that I'd miss Kissinger...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:47 | 5698283 The Joker
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I am Jack's congressional approval.  Providing "military equipment" and "training" si code for boots on the ground. 

The American training effort comes as part of a US State Department initiative "to assist Ukraine in strengthening its law enforcement capabilities, conduct internal defense, and maintain rule of law" Pentagon spokeswoman Lt. Col. Vanessa Hillman told Defense News.

Can't they just send our law enforcement personnel over there to teach them the proper code of conduct?

Also, I thought the "Ukrainians" were kicking Russia's ass!  Why the need for training?  They got this....

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:04 | 5698322 macholatte
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I have nothing positive to say about the Soros puppets, so I shall not say anything at all about that @#$%^& guy.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:56 | 5698633 wee-weed up
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We're gonna need more Joe "You lie!" Wilsons.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:51 | 5698432 HowdyDoody
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Nope - the Ukrainians are having their ass handed to them on a plate. The Novorossians have killed 595 at Donetsk airport. Only 44 Ukrainians came out alive. Here's a video showing some of the surviving 'cyborgs' being shown the results of the handiwork in Donetsk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9gPQCaJWL4

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:56 | 5698451 The Joker
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I guess I do need to use the sarc tag.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:58 | 5698308 Parrotile
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Remind me: The Western "Free Press" really had a field day over those Russian AID convoys ("smuggling" arms, "Covert Invasion force", "Don't have Red Cross approval"), yet the US sending in MILITARY PERSONNEL is perfectly A-OK (along with the supply of "Lethal Aid").

Looking forward to the West really losing it when Russia airdrops troops and equipment on the WESTERN Ukraine borders, then proceeds with a "mopping up" operation moving east AND west.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:01 | 5698317 Herd Redirectio...
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Yes, its Russia fomenting Civil War, don't you know...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 23:23 | 5698942 IridiumRebel
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They invaded like once a week for months.....they either are shitty at war or someone is lying.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:26 | 5698241 Jethro
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So...you're saying that he's tongue-punched Reggie's fart box?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:31 | 5698249 McMolotov
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Never gets old.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:32 | 5698560 lotsoffun
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what's good for girls isn't always good for boys.  one just needs to know who one is.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:35 | 5698566 lotsoffun
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and at this point, it's obvious he has figured out who he is.  (so has the wookie, and maybe the kids).  the 'golf' thing is about trying to get a 'tiger in his tank'.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 21:59 | 5698773 drendebe10
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Up on your feet for a standing ovation for the incompetent corrupt divisive arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar in chief fudgepacker.  Hoo- raa 

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 00:11 | 5699035 Manipuflation
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I can't argue with that one.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:14 | 5698213 Romney Wordsworth
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Fuck BARKY... Here's what the sheep's HEARD...

 

http://www.goldenretrieverforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20516&st...

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:14 | 5698214 pods
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All he needed was a picture of an ACME bomb.

Wait, that is coming up.

pods

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:31 | 5698250 Romney Wordsworth
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His 'masters' have the franchise on that presentation.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:52 | 5698436 HowdyDoody
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He is waiting for Netanyahu to return it when he comes to give Congress its orders.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:19 | 5698220 Playtime's Over
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What a great president. He's going to give every citizen a gift card to Ben and Jerry's... proceeds from taxing the evil rich folk. From Uncle Sugar's munificence to your taste buds.  Yum.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:38 | 5698260 knukles
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Ben & Jerry's new favor:  Mystery Smegma

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:43 | 5698270 Whalley World
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All the Kenyan born presidents love....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMxpoUeSeZ8

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:06 | 5698328 MsCreant
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Speaking of smegma (ewww, you got me back for a few of my disgusting posts [so rich and creamy]) if you look at each frame as a penis, the artist has done a fiendish job of capturing Obama and getting away with it. Comic dick in all its glory.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:40 | 5698575 knukles
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Damn woman!  I'd missed that!  Good catch.
XOXOXOXOXO
K

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 21:12 | 5698677 Romney Wordsworth
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There are a few 'one sacks' there... OUCH!: Wait! Nevermind. In the 'one sack illustrations, it appears that Zero might be succulating the spare ball...

 

Carry on!

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 15:03 | 5699107 Pool Shark
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Well, why not a penis?

His signature looks like one:

http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/afiles/baracksignature2bkjk.jpg

 

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 06:47 | 5699315 Phil Free
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So ... he's a dickhead..

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:09 | 5698334 Romanov
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IM---PEACH---MENT

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:23 | 5698225 EmmittFitzhume
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The more you make fun of these types of people, the more bitter, petulent, and vindictive they become.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:27 | 5698246 McMolotov
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What do you mean these types of people?

/BlackRobertDowneyJr.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:44 | 5698406 OldPhart
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And, as I personally attest as of just moments ago...at the minimum the FBI will make a visit.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:19 | 5698227 Playtime's Over
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What "type"......the Barry type?  Psychopath?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:25 | 5698239 EmmittFitzhume
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Yes

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:21 | 5698232 Playtime's Over
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He puts the dic in dictator. Although he's really just a dic taster.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:14 | 5698506 Wild E Coyote
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:-)

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:23 | 5698233 tongue.stan
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I, for one, am enthralled by our dear leader's eloquence and leadership. He speaks for the speechless!

Now all you haters, shush up.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:59 | 5698262 knukles
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Even the speechless have Ebonics, Maxie Waters, Bill Cosby, Al Sharpton and the Placeholder
They're very well represented.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:12 | 5698342 4 wheel drift
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fuck YOU !

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:22 | 5698234 Playtime's Over
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What "type"......the Barry type?  Psychopath?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:24 | 5698238 Playtime's Over
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50% approval rating.  68% of lemmings thinks we are on going in the right direction.  NOW.  Any sane person believe that tripe? Fuuug

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:31 | 5698248 surf0766
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Reuters has 37% approval

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:41 | 5698264 knukles
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'Bout the same amounts on the EBT train

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:43 | 5698267 Frank N. Beans
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Ramirez doesn't hold back.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:56 | 5698296 fireant
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Barry loves to eat veggies

But not more that he likes to eat Reggie

He is the King

So let freedom Ring

He's giving us all a big wedgie

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 18:59 | 5698305 sbenard
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The Teleprompter Tyrant, His Unholy Unctuousness, Emperor Obama himself!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:01 | 5698311 sbenard
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Reggie Love'd him!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:11 | 5698323 WTFUD
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Might be willing to give Barry the Benefit of the Doubt, in that, his family was threatened, however, am certain that at the time of anointment he was untouchable , much more so than JFK and those OVERLORDS would have witnessed ALL their PUPPETS HANG, including the ROYALS if THEY HAD TAKEN HIM OUT. . . . . and so FUCK YOU BARRY! At least WE THE SHEEPLE KNOW WHERE WE STAND.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:05 | 5698329 MrButtoMcFarty
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President Dindu Nuffins did the Icky Shuffle and all the blue sheep danced along....

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:07 | 5698332 4 wheel drift
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fuck this damned muslim...  he can go to _______  (chose your specific religion) HELL

 

FUCK HIM...  

 

what will it take for [dumb, dumber, dumnbest, people] to realize he has been a traitor from DAY ONE

 

*i guess idiocracy is here*

 

p.s. do you really want my opinion about this son of a whore ?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:12 | 5698501 Wild E Coyote
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Wow you seem so angry.
Should you not be angry with his handlers?
After all he just reads teleprompter.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 10:53 | 5699494 Leraconteur
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Your reply is the classic, post-1980 educated, PC-brainwashed one from someone who never holds anyone accoUntable or resposible for their actions.

Your view is that Obama is a victim and a puppet, therefore it's not his fault - that's what everyone has said from day one.

It's all Bush's fault, or his handlers, or anyone but him.

Your opinion is pathetic and that of a child.

 

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:29 | 5698381 Grouchy Marx
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Saw this on a bumper sticker today: If Obama stopped lying, he'd be mute!

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:34 | 5698393 Reaper
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Thoughts? Obama thinks?

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 19:56 | 5698449 jughead
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I know Bob Seger. Bob Seger is a friend of mine.  Mr. President, you are no Bob Seger.

 

Can't wait to turn the page on your term in office.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:00 | 5698460 roadhazard
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Obama was jerking the repubicans chain.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 20:02 | 5698468 Al Tinfoil
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Mother Jones has an online "Support Obama" petition.  Stroll on over and add your name to the list so that nice old lady will feel good about Merica.

To add to her happiness, send her a mushroom recipe.

Fri, 01/23/2015 - 21:41 | 5698742 dexter_morgan
Fri, 01/23/2015 - 23:36 | 5698981 cart00ner
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Is it still a UNION?

I smell dissention in the ranks.

 

PS> just surfing the alt media and noticed ZH/RT etc. has far more adds (election here in northern Australia) than any of the MSM sites.

 

Says a lot about our faith in the media here.  

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 08:57 | 5699387 d edwards
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He's showing signs of a deranged tyrant.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 10:55 | 5699498 Trojan House
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Some folks believe everything I say.

Sat, 01/24/2015 - 16:21 | 5700154 Heavy
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Yeah sure cartoon makes funny points but I'd like to see Ramirez look beyond the scapegoat, Obama, and address the deeper sources of the policies mentioned.  Otherwise this all just comes off as playing to emotions and ends up being distracting rather than being an insightful look at important issues and relationships.  Ramirez bolsters the ability of the scapegoat with 99% of these cartoons.  If I saw 1 Obama for every 99 bankers I would be appeased, and knowledge would be better served; we're getting the opposite ratio from this source however.

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